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[challenge entry] A secret past...
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# this is also good
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# i'm not a butcher
i'm not a yid
nor yet a foreign skipper,
but i'm your own light-hearted friend
yours truly,
jack the ripper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# That's good.
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:32, archived)
[challenge entry] POW!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# that's fucking excellent
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# SPIDERMAN
SPIDERMAN
KICKS DINOSAUR IN THE FACE
AND THEN STOPS RHYMING
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Holy. Shitting. CHRIST!
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# lovely
very

Spidey Kong's a little tubby though in't he :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Just a tad
But shhhh! ; )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# i do like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# AWESOME!
DUDE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# bloody nora!
that is brilliance right there :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# wow
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Top hole
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Oh fuck yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# FUCKING HELL TITS!
YOU ARE FANTASTIC
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i've always said so
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Right thats it...
Spider man kicking a dinosaur in the face wins the internets forever.

That it folks, time to go home. Unplug you kompootaz. We has a winnar.


...And WooYay!


Click for bigger (127 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# : D
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Woo to death

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Utterly amazing
You and Happy Toast should colaborate and make a fantasic animated film.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Nice one, Faceburger
(may need more cats, though?)
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I thought about it....
... I did : )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# STOP.
WINNER.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# Holy fuck.
That is immense and I can't believe you squeezed it all in in 16 frames.

You get a click from me. :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Is that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:48, archived)
#
is that...
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# fuck yeah tits
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaand....ACTION!!!!!!!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# :D christ thats good



(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# you have excelled yourself here
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:49, archived)
# hhahhhahhhahhhhhhahhhhhhhha
You made me snot my screen
CLICK
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 5:06, archived)
# i'm beered up and maudlin' drunk
so i'm doing a sea tramp and posting text-only knowing you'll all slag me off

fuck it. goodnight you lovely, lovely people

yes, yes /talk, i know. fuck off. i do love you though

EDIT: A TRACING OF A BIRD IN HER PANTS, POSSIBLY WITH A SUGGESTION OF SIDE-BOOB OR LATEX
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# what an odd day on B3ta its been
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# OMFG I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW
THANKS FOR RUINING EVERYTHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# OH MY GOD, THE WHOLE BALL IS RUINED, THE WHOLE OF KENTUCKY WILL BE TALKING ABOUT IT!
*flounces*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Love you micto.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i do hope you're not tempted to take one to many pills in a cry for help.

you could always try prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# are they soluble in water, or do you have to have a meal first?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# i don't have any pills, and anyway, the missus would probably kick me in the nuts if i tried any of that malarky
i'm muadlin' not suicidal

has maudlin' even got an apostrophe? i don't fucking know

i'm impressed by my lack of typos given how numb my fingers are, i should get drunk more often
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# "There I was, maudlin' along the road, when SUDDENLY!..."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# damn you, micto!
i have no alcohol :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# you bastard
we'll run out of threads to post our high-quality images in
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# i forgive you
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Actually:
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# reposting WHORE
:)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# You called?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i want to read his book
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# BOARDCRIME
CRIME CRIME CRCRCRCRCRCRCRCRIME
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I had completely forgotten that song
But then I haven't listened to Eurythmics in about 15 years so its not surprising
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# The 12" of that always goes down well at my shindigs
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# i heard you weren't fussy as long as it was 7" or more :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# You shouldn't listen to gossip, darling
except when I'm tellin it :P
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# i have all their albums except 'in the garden'
on c90s in my parent's loft
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I have 100's of C90s full of crap but refuse to throw them out, even though I haven't listened to any of them for over 10 years
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i'm going to have to go through them all one of these days
i have a steamer trunk-full. mostly fey 90's indie bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# start a blog
becausemidwaystillarentcomingback.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# new matt needs to update that more often
i need him to buy old vinyl so that i don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:39, archived)
# get a usb tape player and enjoy the hissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Haha
"in the garden" was the only album of theirs I actually liked. I haven't heard if for a long time though, I don't suppose it's aged very well.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# THIS IS THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# The long hat.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Hat like a bell
Face like a kicked scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# clicky.
:)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# hang on, i'll edit the OP to make it worth the click
edit: sorted
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Make it a latex side-boob and you've got me.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# ZOMG!
side boobs!

The ability to only click once is a crime. A CRIME I tell you!

Hope the maudlin ends soon fella :)
(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# FOOTGOOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# Show us yer Cock!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# again
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i already have
at least, sctrotum and 'shopped cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# hang on
and the real thing once, but you'll have to search for it, it's still there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Tru dat.
Part of my brain has that permanently burnt into it.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# FUCK THE FAQ
Comin straight from the underground.
(waxdart hello., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# Not going to compo this as Captain Fudgenuts does not exist... or does he? ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hahahaaha
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# I DEMAND YOU COMPO THIS
you created him, so he exists, just like all the others
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# and what's more she has legal ownership over them.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# she should totally make this a comic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# :D
I don't think I could claim this as an historic event unless it was Hiroshima or something.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
# give the city a fake name
and you're laughing.
i suggest brownsville
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# haha
Well I think they renamed it Brownsville post event :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:26, archived)
# call it jellytown
i like that name
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Now I don't know much abowt the art...
...but I know what I likes, and I likes this...

now if there were only a way that my liking this could be recorded... a button perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# HOYL SHIT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# heh heh.....phew-that was close
teh world is safe............till next time:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Fucksocks
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# hahaaa!
i like your style sir
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# He was too busy fucking a mermaid.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# where?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# Somewhere in the Mediterranean.
That's where mermaids live.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# didn't the little mermaid live near copenhagen?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# are you sure?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:19, archived)
# Yup.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# in the arse
if they had arses. They must poop somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# In the gills
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:23, archived)
# somewhere in turkey I understand

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# what a washout
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# What do you get if you cross the atlantic with the titanic?
HALFWAY!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

:(

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:17, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry] LOL ITS A BAT
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
# lol i photoshaped sewper man into da passed
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# it's em-bosson out of streetfighter!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# no! it's the arial black widow!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# no! it's the grey goblin!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# frankly this is the most relevant entry i've seen yet
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# WINNAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# NOW YA ON DA TROLLEY!

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN FUCKEN IN
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# WINNAR Mk.II
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# best cunt on the market
and cheap:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Calm down vodkafiend. It happens every week, you should really be used to it by now.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:10, archived)
# NO MOOOOORE
NYYAARRRJGJGJDOJS
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Iron Ladies use brillo pads

(Mechanical Wombat . Doing my bit for Darwin on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# the lady's not for turning
she's for slicing thinly from the feet up and having red-hot needles rammed under her eyelids and fingernails.
that is, if i've got anything to say about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:08, archived)
# nice
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:17, archived)
# TOTAL RESTYLE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
# fuck the hairdo
i want that nail kit the receptionist has got!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# YES!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Ooohhhh!! you hair's lush!
It reeely brings out you compleckshun...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# haha :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# I love that film..a little too much
I LOVE ARNIE JAPES!

I LOVE 'EM!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Sponsored by Twix if I remember rightly...
"How long will you be staying?"

"Twooo....eeex."
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:00, archived)
# There's no spang big enough for that one.
You have done, well.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# Use mine...

(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# thabnkyajsesus!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Looks like he's getting a knuckler there.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:47, archived)
# YES!
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# phwoarrr
:D great animation as usual
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# ey-up fella, wanna see some stunning CG owls?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsAErYNyRuE
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Wow!
First i've seen of that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:22, archived)
# that's what i do at the weekend
when i change my name to doris.

TOTAL RESTYLE
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:16, archived)
# aha! that's the title it needed
*blatantly steals*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# Get to da choppa!
..oh wait.......
(AMadDayYes, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# arf.......suits him
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:48, archived)
# They call that machine
The Perminator!
/shoot me now
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan Hello you cunt, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# Hahahaha, woosome in the extreme!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 4:28, archived)
# haha
Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 7:45, archived)
# Hahaha
He looks so happy - and who can blame him :D
(mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 8:33, archived)
# Awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 11:55, archived)
# HAHAHA BRILLIANT!
This made me seriously lol *clicks*
(TheRiddler Hmmmmm... I concur., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# arnie's gone all Baltimore, hon!
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry] One Aussie had reasons to celebrate in 2003...
(Shuzbee4life Wheres the Beef!?, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Too soon after 2003 wc win for engerland
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# pffffffffffft!
 
well, I like it
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] The old jokes are the best


and Yes, it's irrelevant to the challenge
(siamese bat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Q:What did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile?
A: Let's get in the batmobile
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# These are both very good jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# WHY IS IT IN THE COMPO
IF ITS IRRELEVANT, YOU NONCE
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Calm down gordy
Stop taking out your financial problems on innocent board members
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Superheroes lol
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# NOT ONLY IRRELEVANT
BUT ITS NOT EVEN FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:47, archived)
# I THINK IT'S FUNNY
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:53, archived)
#
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# i beleive he does cock robin
frequently
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Frequently in the bottom...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# indeed
right up the utility chute
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Bet he's got a tube of 'bat-lube' on that belt of his...
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# i'm sure he has
and a "bat"tery-powered buttplug
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:03, archived)
#
Can I link this here? Someone might find it funny and it's slightly related.

I find it funny.
(Peter_G, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:01, archived)
# HIS ASS
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:36, archived)
# OOOOOOOooooo
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# BUM HIM INTO SUBMISSION!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Won't be long now, by the looks of things :D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# don't be too sure
he has a toughened ring for just such an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# if the bumming fails, he can always do one of them flaming farts onto his face
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# he has been eating sprouts mexicaines
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# haha
Sprouts, pinch of chili powder, jar of curry powder, hint of tabasco sauce - well, three bottles, actually.

Not so much a hint, more a party political broadcast.

And the secret ingredient: gun powder
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# yes, yes, i know
they were a bit.....frisky...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha
Cunt him in the fuck Blessed.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# hahahaha ace
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Go Brian go!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# pfffffffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# fuck 'im Knacka!
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# BumBumBumBumBumBumBumBummer!!!!
he's bumming him so hard his arse is on fire! That's some bad ass bummage!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Street Bummer 4!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
Bri would Fucking love it! Fucking Genius!
(hengushrh is found at the Dole office every second thursday, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# he loves workouts too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# Hahahah
still making me laugh like a spacker
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Meh! Struggling with this compo.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Having thrown away an election, the next poster campaign is a bit stroppy


Click for bigger (83 kb)
(pineapple_juice, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:31, archived)
# I don't think they have.
This is just the eye of the storm.
(Peter_G, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Are there still pockets of nice Britain? Or is it all shit now?
Lots of America is shit, but there are still large bastions of decency. I do wonder what the tipping point was for Britain.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Britain's no shitter than it ever has been
despite what Cameron/the red tops/my Gran will have you believe.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
#
I'm from middlesbrough. A lot of people who have never left the place believe it is the best place in the world so subjectively parts of it are indeed perfect.

Sadly this is also the place where an elderly lady was in hospital for a few days to have a tumour removed and came back to find that she had been burgled and that everyone in the street had shared out her possessions between them.

I think the red-tops lay the blame on stereotypical "chavs" in order to make their readers feel better. The group of lads who we pissing on swans in the lake and spraying them with spraycans turned out to be from very middleclass homes.
(pineapple_juice, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:13, archived)
# History will point to
voting Tony Blair and his cronies into power on the 2nd May 1997.
(twizted_synapses, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Yeah, most of Britain's OK actually
and compared to vast swathes of the globe we've got it pretty easy.
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Prolly bindun, but have a compo entry...


Click for bigger (300 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Ze DC shall rule de vurld!
another rp;

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Go on Battlecat! Bite him on the cock!
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# that's just what my mum would say
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Bennetjenga
The best of all the Jengas.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Come ahn, dond bullshit meh.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# this is good internetz!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Wass wroung Dylan, bin pushin' too mhena pensalz?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:50, archived)
# this confuses me as much as your pic
:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Ja, unt zee yaeger2

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# this will give me something to think of tonight?
nites
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# monkey dream
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# "I'll be back bennett"


"John, I'll be ready, John"
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# JOHN!@

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# suprised if this hasn't been done

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Are you my Daddy?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# I spot a flaw
they're not the "all important DNA results" :p Plus, there needs to be more smug feigned outrage from Kyle as he would scorn vader :p
(Blythy Pop Quiz Hotshot..., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# You've got to step upto the mark!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] I watched 5 minutes of that show the other day
I ran out of my house and punched the nearest chav.

ps woo

pps quick rp


CFB if you can be arsed :p
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
[challenge entry] ohh and another
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:37, archived)
# hahahaha!!
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:59, archived)
# ...and this is how he has stayed so youthful
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# I don't know why
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:54, archived)
# this is both wrong and arousing
plus, the empty child is just finishing, so great barrowman timing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# the empty child?
that sounds all kinds of wrong
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
# it's an episode of dr. who
and focuses largely on the phrase "are you my mummy?"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Me and my partner adapted that phrase to "Are you my Daddy?" and use it when we see a particularly hot father out with his family
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
# quite a creepy one
although of the new crop, I think Blink wins every time
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# ^THIS. HARD.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Aye, agreed
Favourite episode though is Girl in the Fireplace. An almost perfect episode, spoiled by stupid "horse jumping though mirror" RTD drama queen bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# That sequence would have been a lot better
had they spent a little more time and money on the CGI. And if he didn't shout "allons-y" at every possible moment. Grrrr.
sorry grumpy bun buns tonight
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# You may be grumpy, but you are absolutely correct.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# that one was completely ruined for me
I watched the repeat. They showed the Dr Who confidential just before it and I tuned in a minute early,
unaware that it was on and that the final scene of it (the confidential) showed the name of the fucking ship.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# :( 'tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# ^THIS!
.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# Hey thats smooth
but I can't read
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Met him. Lovely chap.
Don't like that haircut though.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:04, archived)
# His eyes are following me around the room
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# I now have this mental image
of a pair of eyes crawling around on the floor following you, bloody optical nerves wiggling like puppydog tails.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] He shall behead his bitch, Robin
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# fatman
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# hehe filename ;)
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# D'oh!
should have checked!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# ahhahhhhahhahh
 
BATMAN YOU FAT FUCKING SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Supervillains..
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# sinkus quo!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Sinking all over the world!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:48, archived)
# Down down deeper and down.
sorry
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:49, archived)
# pfft
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:50, archived)
# Yeahs
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
[challenge entry] lol :/
(RubbaLipz is roflbagging, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# HADOUKEN!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:44, archived)
# haha is that police man John Terry?
(JoePesky, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# FISTING: ur doin it wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# hahaha!
you are very silly
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:02, archived)
# :D
silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 4 Mar 2010, 21:11, archived)

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