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(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# the mars bars were clearly a b.o.g.o.f offer
as worf has decided to wear one on his head
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Looks like a Ginsters cornish pasty
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# you wouldn't see me nibbling on HIS patry
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)
# Awsome !!!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# Arf!
And his kittycat, Spot, should be in his quarters.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I'm so ashamed I get this.
:D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# *headdesks*
let's see you do an intrepid-class joke
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)
# *googles for pictures of sir edmund hilary*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# keep safe search on
unless you want to see sherpa sex
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# bloody hell.
Rule 34 does NOT apply to sherpa sex. Repeat, it does NOT apply! Quick, somebody make some!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# WHAT!?
get me 3 sherpas, a pot of yoghurt and a goat, right now!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)
# "Climb my mountains"
"Suck my Nepals"
"Can you feel me Tensing up"
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# hahahaha!
suck my Nepals!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# "Him-a-layer"
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# that sounds snuggly warm
with sexy overtones
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)
# "North Facial"
"Base Camp"
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)
# "reach my peak"
"summit up hard"
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Whoo, very tiring making all these
Better Everest.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)
# yep, time you went tibet
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)
# Could go for a bucket of lukewarm water
In-tepid class?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# you're not even trying now
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Do I ever anyway?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# i'd like to think so
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)
# *Groan*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# hahaha:)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
I just love little Jean-Luc nyomming on his Mars Bar. :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# i believe he's playing a flute in the source pic
if it is, as i suspect, the episode where he's led to believe he's an alien.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)
# Wasn't it the one where he lived an entire lifetime in a dream or illusion or something?
Again, very ashamed I know any of this.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# yes thats the one.
Not that I know anything about star trek. nope. never seen it. Is it a show on tv?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Me neither. Not a clue.
It's a documentary about NASA, isn't it?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# that's the bunny
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# What a great, ummm, guess!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# riiiiiiight
*goes back to watching voyager on bravo*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)
# :D
I've just started downloading 'The Greatest American Hero' thanks to this bloody compo.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# that was a great show!
loved the theme tune!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)
# That's just ace
Maybe Riker takes his gun to Spar because he's scared of the teenagers hanging around outside
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)
# those fat bastards need to stop that.
have a big turk.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)
# smoking is bad...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Ufffff
Very nicely done.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)
#
and done in shitty MS paint. :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# too soon?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# new smoking cure: crash airplanes into cigarettes after people light them.
sure it sounds drastic, but lung cancer is nasty.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)
# 9 for the idea
7 for the execution.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)
#
I did say it was done in MS Paint...
*sighs and kills a kitten*
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# I sense evil lurking here
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# it's the eyes
I think
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# i don't know what this creature is
but i'm betting it shits white putty
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Awwww nice thing!
He seems to be listening to the theme to Steptoe on his iPod.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Fab Yule Arse
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)
# cheers :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# sunday roast :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)
# crabcow crabcow crabcow.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)
# needs more dong
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)
# you durty hoor.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)
# Very floppy and lovely :)
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)
# who will win?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)
# pedro
obviously

haha woo :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# *nods*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# i voted for you
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)
# time is the only eventual winner
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)
# this image isn't a loop
I am just waiting for the conclusion.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# i'm in a bit of a zen mood tonight
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)
# My money's on Arch Stanton
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# if you guys die
can I have your tater tots?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)
# i hope the landscape wins.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)
# You !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# o hai popular spliff!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)
# You confirm what I've suspected for a while
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)
# he's pulled a whitey!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick 'n dirty compo entry...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)
# haha
photoshopped pics only taa
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hehe ^this^
wait until you see the whites of their headlamps
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Decepticons, fazands ovem!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i saw that joke
and suddenly felt very young
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)
# oh yeah?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)
# it's true
this man has no dick
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# It's LOOKING at me Ray.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)
# ugly little spud, isn't it?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
# The language makes you enjoy the length.
Top notch.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# A couple of CDC outlines on Hole in the wall from iplayer
Photobucket
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)
# This yoga position is titled Salute to the Shlong.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)
# love the wedgie suits
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Just monkey'n around !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# this worries me
but i'm not sure why.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)
# Does it give you primal urges ?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# yes
yes it does
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# primate urges?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Going ape man !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# I have the same feeling
I think it's the monkey to man face engagement.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# that's not what worries me
the fact that i find it slightly arousing is what worries me.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# Haha
You saucy, saucy thing you.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# i can't help it
i'm an unrepentant slut ;)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# It's the ginger man's amazing haircut isn't it? It got me too.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)
# and might i say
what a SMASHING blouse he's wearing
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Leather glasses case, swish.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)
# i bet he's wearing a pocket protector
the filthy little strumpet
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Well... he IS canadian.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)
# 0_0
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)
# I don't even know what a pocket protector actually is.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)
# it's a flat plastic deeley
you put in your shirt pocket to protect it from your pens leaking ink on your shirt
*dies a little inside*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)
# When looking for love . . . love may find you !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)
# hehehe

(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# Fiddling about !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# I see no cock!
I think he's just shaking his coffee beans. Like off of those old adverts.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Fingers on triggers !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# hahahahaha
ace
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# He's gonna get the AIDS
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Poor monkey . . .
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
# :DD
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)
# Face to face !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)
# heh.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)
# Blame it on the mouse !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] In gentler times, buildings weren't so tall and bullets weren't so fast...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Yay
It's a pterodactyl! It's an airship! No, it's Sepiaman!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# *Spangs*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Busta Gut
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# faster than a speeding tin lizzy!
more powerful than a mild sedative!
able to leap tall conclusions in a single bound!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Tin Lizzie, eh.
(Had to look that up)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# cross reference it with henry ford
and production line technology
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# I liked Reeves in the new one.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
# saw that at the cinema
it was completely ruined when the bloke in front of me had a coffin fit...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Was it too snug ?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)
# a little
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# SPANG
Time flies when you read "Clocks on Planes".
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# time flies like an arrow
fruit flies like a banana
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)
# I have the box set.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)
# oof! hahahaha!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)
# hahaha, I remember looking at that ages ago trying to work that one out
fucking classic :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)
# Ta! That was the celebrity autobiography challenge.


I wanted to try with a different execution, but I think the original better illustrates the broken spine. I think I'll try it a third time with a quality source photo.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# YAY!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# Yey batcar
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# *resists urge to repost*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# hnnnnng
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Nnnnnnngngngnnnn
Will. Not. Repost.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# oh
gawan ...............gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan

GAWAN!!!!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# here you go
b3ta.com/challenge/beatles/

there's a few of mine in there
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# ta
have got my fix now
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)
# Give in
It's not often an Abbey Road post come about*




*Lies
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# pffft
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Haha
more frequent than a macca beatles anecdote.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# I see somebody's done some shopping.
*ducks*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# ah, the barcode version :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah
I was wondering about that.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
#
Damnit! im not doing it again.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Hahahaha
you shopped a shop :) We've all done it.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# it's only 2.2Mb
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# it took me about 20 mins to get the thing begun
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)
# only joshing
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# i could chop it horizontally just above the kneecaps
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# no no no
it's fine, the only reason i noticed is because i'm slightly obsessed with it :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] ive done it, but now the road is two different shades
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)
# Just let it be
Let it be, let it be, let it be. Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)
# I like this
a lot
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# adblock that morgan prick quick!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)
# TV Rating Fail.........
Trawling tonight's TV listings I found this gem. Couldn't happen to a nicer chap.

(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# i have it on now, i don't know why but by now i should have died from smug overload
god it's fucking horrible...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# It's because he's a horrible, horrible man.
I have a certain amount of respect for him, in a kinda well done for making so much money way; but he is the smuggest cunt eVar!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# yes, he is the smuggest cunt ever, even more smug than smugbastard, which is why i made this
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Someone must have made a smugbastard/morgan face change.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)
# i think a few have :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)
# mrs thor is watching it
so i have retreated to b3ta for my own sanity.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# have you spoken to mrs. thor
about her dodgy televisual tastes?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)
# This bloke makes my skin crawl
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] He certainly is a massive...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# they've misspelled 'cunt'
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)
# You
should check out the filename
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# no idea why but i have done this for postbear
whether he likes it or not
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# He is haulin' !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)
# haha, thanks.
you kids and your paint cans....
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)
# good evening all
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# woo! and yum, sushi!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# amazing :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)
# good old Molly.
:)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# what has she got in her mouth?
and yes, sushi is yum
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)
# he'll be glad to hear that
:D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# not that sushi
although it would amuse me to see him stick his cock in wasabi
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# molly!
where are you today?

there's nothing like the taste of fresh octopus tentacle.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# fuck
i totally forgot her fingernails
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)
# i pulled them all out when i had her locked in my garage.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I always forget the fingernails.
Then I catch sight of my back in the mirror the next morning.

Woo to the vector.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# She's been to see the farrier, obviously.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Gummy goodness !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# absolutely fab
have a clicky
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Fucking woo yay
Might have to watch that tonight, given this reminder
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Nice :)
I didn't see this earlier.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# *clicks*
Any chance of wallpaper sized???!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)
# what resolution?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)
# he promises to give up smoking
 
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)
# lovely
very
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Wally Ring-mould!
\o/
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)
# I have met her Dad a few times.
He plays jazz piano in California.
I will send him a link, but he is totally blind, so he will have to have somebody tell him how good it is!
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)
# Fit!
Superb as always.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)
# Nicely!~
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)
# There is a time for sadness. And a time for joy.
Froggy Funeral
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)
# i would do this
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# lovely style. *clicks*
very Monkey Dust, this should pan to Clive making his lonely journey home. *whistles*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)
# That makes me feel so tearful.
I never knew the main creator died. That makes me feel worse.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Sad I know, But you made me go seach for Clive which made me happy
And death isn't such a bad thing, it's just a thing.

edit: and yes you should animate it. :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)
# No you didn't.
That's the plot from a b3tan sat in on a Saturday night.

What did you really search for?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)
# You're right, I was searching for
this NSFW...really NSFA.

you have been warned.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)
# it reminds me
of the animation from Clerks the cartoon series :D

*clickles*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)
# Ta!
I want to animate this now.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# hahaha
lovely, and excellent drawage too
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Might as well jump !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)
# I realised it had been an age since I made a new pic.
So I made this.

Not 100% sure why tbh.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# :D
hahaha look at him go
woo
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# oh you lovely
lovely wobbly blury thing
edit : ha has grandma's smile ,small. first time i used a ' thing in its right place
edit 2 end small:
edit 3 no one ever likes a gin drinker :(
edit 4 : *strops off to play nwn*
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha:D
clicks
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Hahaha
least successful comb-over ever :)
How are you and yours these days?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# we are all good thank you
just very busy. work things. toddler things.
How's the Mofaha household? All good I hope.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Good to hear it :)
We're all very well here :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I realised it had been an age since I made a new pic.
You realise youve predicted the future , and this is a Susan Boyle music video from 2013.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# tis a thing of beauty eccles
:)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Pointless and wonderful
Always a winning combo :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Hahahaha,
love it!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# same here
that's what I was going to make, I'll have to come up with something different now.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)
# disturbing
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# That is Simply Rad :P
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# hahaaha
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Quality hair
And a rusty trowel. You can't go wrong.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)
# i read that as rusty towel
and wondered why you didn't just wipe with toilet roll, like everyone else
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# YOUR IMAGE CONFUSES ME!
:D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)
# clansoul?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)
# hurrah
nice to see you 'tech!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)
# It's never too late for trowel time !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Simon Amstell presents Time Team now?
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)
[challenge entry] ..

He also helped deflect an Argentine missile away from a frigate in the Falklands.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I think i have only just worked it out
then i want a surf board
edit : no no wait your going the wrong way
edit 2 : oh superman you cunt
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# The text below the image?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)
# I thaught superman had turned the nazi invaders on us
thats not white clifs of portsmouth then?
I should email the daily mail and tell them to cancel the wellcome party
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
#
It's the d-day landings, unless in this particular image the commander of that landing craft had got it horribly wrong this photo isn't facing the white cliffs of Dover :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)
# ahh well I turned the scene into
a nightmare and blamed it on superman cause he is a cunt when he drinks.
I have to feel some kind of kinship with that peanut flicking nutter. I didnt know dunkirk had cliffs until now. it is superman tho right?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# yeah
I should make clearer images :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# nice work
: D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# woo trippy
I like
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# The Facts of Life
I loved that TV show
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# I had to look it up, but I see what you mean.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:20, archived)
# This is something my eyes and head can't handle at this time of day

(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)
# i feel a bit sick
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)
# Here, mop up with this
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# its not helping that im actually getting pissed
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Haha
I can believe it.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# jo > blair
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# word
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)
# gorgeous.
damn it, it's art time on b3ta and i have to go.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)
# .
shit
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)
# She got a big face.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)
# nice
I've never been able to get the hang of vectors
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Gibbous moon face girl is waxing.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Very nice :)
Woo
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)
# ooh, s'nice
hello lovely :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Hello gorgeous :)
Good to see you around
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# I really love these images you do Mofaha
Could I bother you and ask where a good place to get started on this of thing, I'd love to do something similar myself of my kids
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Cheers :)
I use Photoshop to do most of these. If you're comfortable with Photoshop, I think a good way to start might be by playing around with the Pen Tool, to get used to how it works and how to deal with Bezier curves. Maybe try tracing over or reproducing some photos... start with source images which have big areas of colour and not too much detail. You'll quickly find out if you find it absorbing or just a pain in the ass. It's always fiddly at first but if you do find that you enjoy it despite that, then just keep making pics, and you'll very quickly get used to the way it all works. Then it really gets to be fun.
There are lots of Photoshop vector tutorials online which deal with specific methods, and they're definitely worth looking at. There's no 'right' way though and I think the best approach is to make lots and lots of pics and find out what works best for you.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)
# Thanks for the reply much appreciated :)
I'm quite handy with PS and have had a look at a few tutorials, I always got the feeling that once you've cracked the surface the rest starts to flow from there, just need some proper time to get my head into it :)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)
# Absolutely.
If you're happy in PS you're halfway there. Once you've got the hang of the pen tool you'll be in.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)
# whoa!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)
# mmmm..tom baker era doctor credits....
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Going somewhere mister?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)
# oh god yes!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)
# :D
Meeeeeeeoooooooooow
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# :D excellence
love the cheesy grin
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
# CATBIKE.
fucking lovely stuff. you illustrate light beautifully.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# ^
THIS
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Splendid
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Aw man, I was expecting a face ripping.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Excellent
Woo Yay


(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)
# nicely
:)
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)
# :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)
# Possibly
my favourite of yours I've seen. Superb.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)
# smashing bit of work!

He looks a bit like the thing I found in my garden last night
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)
# I know you're lying
because it's daylight in that photo.
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)
# I know you're lying
because I was the thing in your garden last night.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)
# I get that all the time
lovely
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Excellent :D
clicks clicks :D
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)
# that is a very lovely style
you have there. splendid.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Damn that's good!
If I could do something this good I'd reek of smugness
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)
# :D
lovely street
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)
# awesome.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Cats are just too cool
As this proves.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)
# This week I've been queing for ages at the Post Office.
Renewing my tax disc, posting awkward parcels yadda yadda. And they have those cocking awful adverts with John Henshaw playing on big plasma screens.

What I would give if they had this on loop instead.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
# You are quite fantastic.
Keep it up tits.
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)
# SCOOT !
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)
# HAHAHA.....ace....love the way it loops too
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)
# :D
(, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)
# Fantastic!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)
# Jolly good, sir
Jolly good, indeed.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)
# He's following a fish in a sports car
Bloody Torchwood!
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)
# simply wonderful!
are you going to do a 'full-length' animation one day? I'd love to see one
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)
# (excuse the sound of a B3ta cherry popping)
I like that very much indeed.
(, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)
[challenge entry] After being laid off, Popeye found a more appealing line of work...
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)
# The Snowboard Asylum?
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)
# No!
The Spinach Association

Duh!
(, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

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