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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)

the mars bars were clearly a b.o.g.o.f offer

as worf has decided to wear one on his head

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)

Looks like a Ginsters cornish pasty

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)

you wouldn't see me nibbling on HIS patry

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:17, archived)

Awsome !!!

(Testicles just for you, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)

Arf!

And his kittycat, Spot, should be in his quarters.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)

I'm so ashamed I get this.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)

*headdesks*

let's see you do an intrepid-class joke

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:18, archived)

*googles for pictures of sir edmund hilary*

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)

keep safe search on

unless you want to see sherpa sex

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)

bloody hell.

Rule 34 does NOT apply to sherpa sex. Repeat, it does NOT apply! Quick, somebody make some!

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)

WHAT!?

get me 3 sherpas, a pot of yoghurt and a goat, right now!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:26, archived)

"Climb my mountains"

"Suck my Nepals"
"Can you feel me Tensing up"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)

hahahaha!

suck my Nepals!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)

"Him-a-layer"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)

that sounds snuggly warm

with sexy overtones

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:37, archived)

"North Facial"

"Base Camp"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:47, archived)

"reach my peak"

"summit up hard"

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:50, archived)

Whoo, very tiring making all these

Better Everest.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:52, archived)

yep, time you went tibet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:00, archived)

Could go for a bucket of lukewarm water

In-tepid class?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)

you're not even trying now

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:27, archived)

Do I ever anyway?

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)

i'd like to think so

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:29, archived)

*Groan*

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)

hahaha:)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:24, archived)

Hahahaha

I just love little Jean-Luc nyomming on his Mars Bar. :)

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)

i believe he's playing a flute in the source pic

if it is, as i suspect, the episode where he's led to believe he's an alien.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:16, archived)

Wasn't it the one where he lived an entire lifetime in a dream or illusion or something?

Again, very ashamed I know any of this.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)

yes thats the one.

Not that I know anything about star trek. nope. never seen it. Is it a show on tv?

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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:19, archived)

Me neither. Not a clue.

It's a documentary about NASA, isn't it?

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)

that's the bunny

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)

What a great, ummm, guess!

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)

riiiiiiight

*goes back to watching voyager on bravo*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:28, archived)

I've just started downloading 'The Greatest American Hero' thanks to this bloody compo.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)

that was a great show!

loved the theme tune!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:35, archived)

hahaha

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:14, archived)

That's just ace

Maybe Riker takes his gun to Spar because he's scared of the teenagers hanging around outside

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Tagnut loves pies, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:30, archived)

those fat bastards need to stop that.

have a big turk.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:31, archived)

smoking is bad...

(Testicles just for you, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:00, archived)

Ufffff

Very nicely done.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:11, archived)

and done in shitty MS paint. :)

(Testicles just for you, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:04, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)

too soon?

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)

new smoking cure: crash airplanes into cigarettes after people light them.

sure it sounds drastic, but lung cancer is nasty.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:20, archived)

9 for the idea

7 for the execution.

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littlefish I like cheese, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:30, archived)

I did say it was done in MS Paint...
*sighs and kills a kitten*

(Testicles just for you, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:34, archived)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)

I sense evil lurking here

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)

it's the eyes

I think

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)

i don't know what this creature is

but i'm betting it shits white putty

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)

Awwww nice thing!

He seems to be listening to the theme to Steptoe on his iPod.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:59, archived)

Fab Yule Arse

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:02, archived)

cheers :)

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)

sunday roast :D

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:06, archived)

crabcow crabcow crabcow.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:10, archived)

needs more dong

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Mystery_Bob, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:15, archived)

you durty hoor.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:21, archived)

Very floppy and lovely :)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 0:28, archived)

who will win?

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:49, archived)

pedro

obviously

haha woo :D

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FIEND, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)

*nods*

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

i voted for you

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:58, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:03, archived)

time is the only eventual winner

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:52, archived)

this image isn't a loop

I am just waiting for the conclusion.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)

i'm in a bit of a zen mood tonight

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:56, archived)

My money's on Arch Stanton

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)

if you guys die

can I have your tater tots?

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:55, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:09, archived)

i hope the landscape wins.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:23, archived)

You !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)

o hai popular spliff!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:44, archived)

You confirm what I've suspected for a while

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:46, archived)

he's pulled a whitey!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:25, archived)

Quick 'n dirty compo entry...

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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:12, archived)

haha

photoshopped pics only taa

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FIEND, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:15, archived)

hehe ^this^

wait until you see the whites of their headlamps

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)

Decepticons, fazands ovem!

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:24, archived)

i saw that joke

and suddenly felt very young

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:25, archived)

oh yeah?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:28, archived)

it's true

this man has no dick

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)

It's LOOKING at me Ray.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:45, archived)

ugly little spud, isn't it?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)

The language makes you enjoy the length.

Top notch.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)

A couple of CDC outlines on Hole in the wall from iplayer

(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:05, archived)

This yoga position is titled Salute to the Shlong.

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Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:07, archived)

love the wedgie suits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)

Just monkey'n around !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)

this worries me

but i'm not sure why.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:36, archived)

Does it give you primal urges ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)

yes

yes it does

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)

primate urges?

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)

Going ape man !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)

I have the same feeling

I think it's the monkey to man face engagement.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)

that's not what worries me

the fact that i find it slightly arousing is what worries me.

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)

Haha

You saucy, saucy thing you.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)

i can't help it

i'm an unrepentant slut ;)

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)

It's the ginger man's amazing haircut isn't it? It got me too.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:02, archived)

and might i say

what a SMASHING blouse he's wearing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:06, archived)

Leather glasses case, swish.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:11, archived)

i bet he's wearing a pocket protector

the filthy little strumpet

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:14, archived)

Well... he IS canadian.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:18, archived)

0_0

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:20, archived)

I don't even know what a pocket protector actually is.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:27, archived)

it's a flat plastic deeley

you put in your shirt pocket to protect it from your pens leaking ink on your shirt
*dies a little inside*

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:29, archived)

When looking for love . . . love may find you !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:42, archived)

hehehe

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)

Fiddling about !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)

I see no cock!

I think he's just shaking his coffee beans. Like off of those old adverts.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)

Fingers on triggers !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)

hahahahaha

ace

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)

He's gonna get the AIDS

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)

Poor monkey . . .

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)

:DD

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:43, archived)

Face to face !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:33, archived)

heh.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:13, archived)

Blame it on the mouse !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:34, archived)

In gentler times, buildings weren't so tall and bullets weren't so fast...

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)

Yay

It's a pterodactyl! It's an airship! No, it's Sepiaman!

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

*Spangs*

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)

Busta Gut

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

faster than a speeding tin lizzy!

more powerful than a mild sedative!
able to leap tall conclusions in a single bound!

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)

Tin Lizzie, eh.

(Had to look that up)

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)

cross reference it with henry ford

and production line technology

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)

I liked Reeves in the new one.

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)

saw that at the cinema

it was completely ruined when the bloke in front of me had a coffin fit...

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:41, archived)

Was it too snug ?

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:43, archived)

a little

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)

SPANG

Time flies when you read "Clocks on Planes".

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)

time flies like an arrow

fruit flies like a banana

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:49, archived)

I have the box set.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:46, archived)

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:55, archived)

oof! hahahaha!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:56, archived)

hahaha, I remember looking at that ages ago trying to work that one out

fucking classic :D

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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:09, archived)

Ta! That was the celebrity autobiography challenge.

I wanted to try with a different execution, but I think the original better illustrates the broken spine. I think I'll try it a third time with a quality source photo.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:50, archived)

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..wil, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:21, archived)

Click for bigger (111 kb)

(Oscar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)

YAY!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)

Yey batcar

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)

*resists urge to repost*

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/9947860

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

hnnnnng

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

Nnnnnnngngngnnnn

Will. Not. Repost.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

gawan ...............gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan gawan

GAWAN!!!!

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

here you go

b3ta.com/challenge/beatles/

there's a few of mine in there

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

have got my fix now

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:34, archived)

Give in

It's not often an Abbey Road post come about*

*Lies

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

pffft

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

Haha

more frequent than a macca beatles anecdote.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

I see somebody's done some shopping.

*ducks*

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

Hahaha:D

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

ah, the barcode version :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)

Yeah

I was wondering about that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

Damnit! im not doing it again.

(Oscar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

Hahahaha

you shopped a shop :) We've all done it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

it's only 2.2Mb

mictoboy.co.uk/other/abbeyroad_beatles.psd.zip

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)

it took me about 20 mins to get the thing begun

(Oscar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:30, archived)

only joshing

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)

i could chop it horizontally just above the kneecaps

(Oscar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)

no no no

it's fine, the only reason i noticed is because i'm slightly obsessed with it :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)

ive done it, but now the road is two different shades

(Oscar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:45, archived)

Just let it be

Let it be, let it be, let it be. Whisper words of wisdom, let it be.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:52, archived)

I like this

a lot

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)

adblock that morgan prick quick!

(Oscar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:28, archived)

TV Rating Fail.........

Trawling tonight's TV listings I found this gem. Couldn't happen to a nicer chap.

(Speshal, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)

i have it on now, i don't know why but by now i should have died from smug overload

god it's fucking horrible...

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)

It's because he's a horrible, horrible man.

I have a certain amount of respect for him, in a kinda well done for making so much money way; but he is the smuggest cunt eVar!

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)

yes, he is the smuggest cunt ever, even more smug than smugbastard, which is why i made this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXRaYYlimKE

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)

Hahaha

Someone must have made a smugbastard/morgan face change.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:38, archived)

i think a few have :D

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:40, archived)

mrs thor is watching it

so i have retreated to b3ta for my own sanity.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)

have you spoken to mrs. thor

about her dodgy televisual tastes?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:32, archived)

This bloke makes my skin crawl

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

He certainly is a massive...

(drudge_dread, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

they've misspelled 'cunt'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:33, archived)

You

should check out the filename

(Speshal, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)

no idea why but i have done this for postbear

whether he likes it or not

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FIEND, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)

He is haulin' !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:21, archived)

haha, thanks.

you kids and your paint cans....

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:08, archived)

good evening all

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)

woo! and yum, sushi!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)

amazing :D

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:14, archived)

good old Molly.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)

what has she got in her mouth?

and yes, sushi is yum

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:15, archived)

he'll be glad to hear that

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)

not that sushi

although it would amuse me to see him stick his cock in wasabi

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:19, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)

molly!

where are you today?

there's nothing like the taste of fresh octopus tentacle.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)

fuck

i totally forgot her fingernails

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:22, archived)

i pulled them all out when i had her locked in my garage.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

I always forget the fingernails.

Then I catch sight of my back in the mirror the next morning.

Woo to the vector.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

hahaha

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

She's been to see the farrier, obviously.

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greedydave cries when he wanks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

Gummy goodness !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)

absolutely fab

have a clicky

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:24, archived)

Fucking woo yay

Might have to watch that tonight, given this reminder

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:27, archived)

Nice :)

I didn't see this earlier.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)

*clicks*

Any chance of wallpaper sized???!

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Guy Incognito was last seen SLAM DUNK'N HOES on, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:35, archived)

what resolution?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:44, archived)

he promises to give up smoking

(Pob mk2, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:48, archived)

lovely

very

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HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 22:30, archived)

Wally Ring-mould!

\o/

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LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 23:32, archived)

I have met her Dad a few times.

He plays jazz piano in California.
I will send him a link, but he is totally blind, so he will have to have somebody tell him how good it is!

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tubaman, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 2:14, archived)

Fit!

Superb as always.

(nasalhair The Twix guy!, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 18:28, archived)

Nicely!~

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M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:33, archived)

There is a time for sadness. And a time for joy.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:07, archived)

i would do this

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)

lovely style. *clicks*

very Monkey Dust, this should pan to Clive making his lonely journey home. *whistles*

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:10, archived)

That makes me feel so tearful.

I never knew the main creator died. That makes me feel worse.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:17, archived)

Sad I know, But you made me go seach for Clive which made me happy

And death isn't such a bad thing, it's just a thing.

edit: and yes you should animate it. :)

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:26, archived)

No you didn't.

That's the plot from a b3tan sat in on a Saturday night.

What did you really search for?

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:29, archived)

You're right, I was searching for

this NSFW...really NSFA.

you have been warned.

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:39, archived)

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:51, archived)

it reminds me

of the animation from Clerks the cartoon series :D

*clickles*

(ProfessorNoShoes wishes he was better at Photoshop, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:12, archived)

Ta!

I want to animate this now.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)

hahaha

lovely, and excellent drawage too

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)

Might as well jump !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:25, archived)

I realised it had been an age since I made a new pic.

So I made this.
Hello b3ta!

Not 100% sure why tbh.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)

hahaha look at him go
woo

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FIEND, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)

oh you lovely

lovely wobbly blury thing
edit : ha has grandma's smile ,small. first time i used a ' thing in its right place
edit 2 end small:
edit 3 no one ever likes a gin drinker :(
edit 4 : *strops off to play nwn*

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)

Hahaha:D

clicks

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

Hahaha

least successful comb-over ever :)
How are you and yours these days?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

we are all good thank you

just very busy. work things. toddler things.
How's the Mofaha household? All good I hope.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)

Good to hear it :)

We're all very well here :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)

I realised it had been an age since I made a new pic.

You realise youve predicted the future , and this is a Susan Boyle music video from 2013.

(Kurashima, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)

tis a thing of beauty eccles

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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)

Pointless and wonderful

Always a winning combo :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)

Hahahaha,

love it!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)

same here

that's what I was going to make, I'll have to come up with something different now.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:37, archived)

disturbing

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

That is Simply Rad :P

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)

hahaaha

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:46, archived)

Quality hair

And a rusty trowel. You can't go wrong.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:51, archived)

i read that as rusty towel

and wondered why you didn't just wipe with toilet roll, like everyone else

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)

YOUR IMAGE CONFUSES ME!

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:55, archived)

clansoul?

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KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:01, archived)

hurrah

nice to see you 'tech!

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:13, archived)

It's never too late for trowel time !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:18, archived)

Simon Amstell presents Time Team now?

(Mehitabel_Itrang, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:08, archived)

He also helped deflect an Argentine missile away from a frigate in the Falklands.

(Peter_G, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)

I think i have only just worked it out

then i want a surf board
edit : no no wait your going the wrong way
edit 2 : oh superman you cunt

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

The text below the image?

(Peter_G, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:32, archived)

I thaught superman had turned the nazi invaders on us

thats not white clifs of portsmouth then?
I should email the daily mail and tell them to cancel the wellcome party

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)

It's the d-day landings, unless in this particular image the commander of that landing craft had got it horribly wrong this photo isn't facing the white cliffs of Dover :D

(Peter_G, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:36, archived)

ahh well I turned the scene into

a nightmare and blamed it on superman cause he is a cunt when he drinks.
I have to feel some kind of kinship with that peanut flicking nutter. I didnt know dunkirk had cliffs until now. it is superman tho right?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)

yeah

I should make clearer images :)

(Peter_G, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)

nice work

: D

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--- ---, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)

woo trippy

I like

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)

The Facts of Life

I loved that TV show

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)

I had to look it up, but I see what you mean.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:20, archived)

This is something my eyes and head can't handle at this time of day

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

arf!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

i feel a bit sick

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:26, archived)

Here, mop up with this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)

its not helping that im actually getting pissed

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)

Haha

I can believe it.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)

jo > blair

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)

word

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:43, archived)

gorgeous.

damn it, it's art time on b3ta and i have to go.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

shit

(Wrighty, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

She got a big face.

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the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:11, archived)

nice

I've never been able to get the hang of vectors

(Peter_G, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:12, archived)

Gibbous moon face girl is waxing.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:14, archived)

Very nice :)

Woo

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:15, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:27, archived)

ooh, s'nice

hello lovely :)

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:29, archived)

Hello gorgeous :)

Good to see you around

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)

I really love these images you do Mofaha

Could I bother you and ask where a good place to get started on this of thing, I'd love to do something similar myself of my kids

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:31, archived)

Cheers :)

I use Photoshop to do most of these. If you're comfortable with Photoshop, I think a good way to start might be by playing around with the Pen Tool, to get used to how it works and how to deal with Bezier curves. Maybe try tracing over or reproducing some photos... start with source images which have big areas of colour and not too much detail. You'll quickly find out if you find it absorbing or just a pain in the ass. It's always fiddly at first but if you do find that you enjoy it despite that, then just keep making pics, and you'll very quickly get used to the way it all works. Then it really gets to be fun.
There are lots of Photoshop vector tutorials online which deal with specific methods, and they're definitely worth looking at. There's no 'right' way though and I think the best approach is to make lots and lots of pics and find out what works best for you.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:45, archived)

Thanks for the reply much appreciated :)

I'm quite handy with PS and have had a look at a few tutorials, I always got the feeling that once you've cracked the surface the rest starts to flow from there, just need some proper time to get my head into it :)

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:47, archived)

Absolutely.

If you're happy in PS you're halfway there. Once you've got the hang of the pen tool you'll be in.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:56, archived)

whoa!

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:39, archived)

mmmm..tom baker era doctor credits....

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:23, archived)

Going somewhere mister?

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--- ---, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:54, archived)

oh god yes!

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:55, archived)

Meeeeeeeoooooooooow

(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)

:D excellence

love the cheesy grin

(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)

CATBIKE.

fucking lovely stuff. you illustrate light beautifully.

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postbear has metal knees, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)

THIS

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FIEND, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)

Splendid

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)

Aw man, I was expecting a face ripping.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)

Excellent

Woo Yay

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Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:57, archived)

nicely

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:00, archived)

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Shada, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:03, archived)

Possibly

my favourite of yours I've seen. Superb.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:06, archived)

smashing bit of work!

He looks a bit like the thing I found in my garden last night

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:08, archived)

I know you're lying

because it's daylight in that photo.

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Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:54, archived)

I know you're lying

because I was the thing in your garden last night.

(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 2:03, archived)

I get that all the time

lovely

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:09, archived)

Excellent :D

clicks clicks :D

(herman:D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:28, archived)

that is a very lovely style

you have there. splendid.

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eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:30, archived)

Damn that's good!

If I could do something this good I'd reek of smugness

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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:34, archived)

lovely street

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:40, archived)

awesome.

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e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:41, archived)

Cats are just too cool

As this proves.

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Tart Monkey, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:52, archived)

This week I've been queing for ages at the Post Office.

Renewing my tax disc, posting awkward parcels yadda yadda. And they have those cocking awful adverts with John Henshaw playing on big plasma screens.

What I would give if they had this on loop instead.

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Curis, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)

You are quite fantastic.

Keep it up tits.

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BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:16, archived)

SCOOT !

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Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 21:20, archived)

HAHAHA.....ace....love the way it loops too

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Elvis impersonator, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:33, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sun 7 Mar 2010, 22:53, archived)

Fantastic!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 0:33, archived)

Jolly good, sir

Jolly good, indeed.

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CTU_Bauer, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)

He's following a fish in a sports car

Bloody Torchwood!

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 8:53, archived)

simply wonderful!

are you going to do a 'full-length' animation one day? I'd love to see one

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Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Mon 8 Mar 2010, 17:54, archived)

(excuse the sound of a B3ta cherry popping)

I like that very much indeed.

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Poppy The Platypus was abducted by an army of toast soldiers on, Tue 9 Mar 2010, 16:49, archived)

After being laid off, Popeye found a more appealing line of work...

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 19:50, archived)

The Snowboard Asylum?

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:10, archived)

No!

The Spinach Association

Duh!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 6 Mar 2010, 20:23, archived)

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