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# this has almost certainly been done
and probably by some sub-editor at The Sun which makes it even worse. But fuck it.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Now this is worth watching
with or without Kiera...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# oh Keira
i don't know why i fancy you, cos you look like a fish balanced on an upright toast rack, but somehow it works.

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19, archived)
# She looks like a man.
You're clearly a repressed gayer.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# she crosses the boundaries. She's the confuser
i know my sexually unfocused wife fancies her too.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
#
sexually unfocused - what a superb term.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# like everything with mrs monstrinho her precise sexual preference depends on time of the month, hormones, if she's had a good night sleep, if it's the weekend, if she's eaten too much, if she's eaten too little, if she's been reading the internet,
women. pshah!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# are you trying to show off that your wife has lezzy tendencies?
does she ever talk about them - do you need to share, to erm, get it off your chest?...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# yes she does
so far it has not lead to any sexy situations. i'll keep you posted
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# I'LL BE HERE
ANYTIME YOU NEED ME
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# I wouldn't worry too much.
I was watching that new Lady Gaga video the other day, and even though I know she's a man, I still whacked one out.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# She's so not a man.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# the recent analogy that she is like Su Pollard is excellent
but then I would have given Su Pollard one when she was younger.

edit: fuck - I've just upset myself
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Su Pollard? Lolzords. I'm not so sure :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# I think it was too much Hi-De-Hi when I was a kid
the tall blond one who was supposed to be sexy looked like a man even then

edit:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# has the guy turned his head so fast it's bent into a bean shape by the forces involved
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Ha ha, this is my favourite phrase of today.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:54, archived)
# what is the technical term for this particular hooker look?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# it's the Ram-Raid through Accessorize look
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Ahhh dear
*wipes tear from eye*

That's click o' the day, there!
:-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:16, archived)
# Basildon Chic
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41, archived)
# arf
: )
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# I wonder if Su was ever bluffin' with her muffin?
EDIT: On that evidence I fucking well hope not.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39, archived)
# her tights make her look like she recently had a very heavy period
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Nice. Just...nice.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# oh dear god
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# and she has two ankle-fannies
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *sick giggle*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# yes this. I think it's the innocent girl-next-door look
or perhaps this
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# *cannot unsee*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# D:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Oh that is so blatenly shopped
Look at the curves. Someone obviously has the liquify filter's brush too big.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I think you may have missed the joke
that they added 100lbs to her.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# phwoor
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
and also hahahahahahah to the britney one :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I prefer the jolly Jennifer Love-Hewitt.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hahaha yes
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# "You want pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Then standing there, whilst make-up still have to paint a cleavage on you".
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27, archived)
# this might be part of why she's so lovey
she needs 'comforting'
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# she's so thin, she just needs a good stuffing
of my cock obviously. it's like a sad sort of joke
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Bwahaha
*likes this*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# *highly approves*
Of both the pic, and the fact* that this overpaid, whiny little cunt won't be playing.


Edit: *Sincere hope
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# is this a joke?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I don't know, is it?
Edit: If it was, it wasn't intentional.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# well... I'm laughing
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Well, that's nice, then.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:33, archived)
# it's the perfect excuse for when England don't win
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Quite so.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26, archived)
# By the way JPG,
when was the last time Holland won the World Cup? ;)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# I've no idea :)
Are you going to bring up 1966? "cos I mean - it was only like just the other day"
;-)

Edit: Good to see you're ahead of us in the rankings, though -
www.fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html

Oh, sorry, you're more sort of.... not.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Sadly, no.
"Oh, something's *always* wrong, Balders... the fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat, with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino, is a constant niggle."
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I love how fashionable it is to hate England.
I like the Millwall attitude - "Everybody hates us - we don't care"
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:32, archived)
# I'm not English
but I will be supporting them during the WC, but we allll know what will happen
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I don't hate England
merely the idiot-boy Beckham.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37, archived)
# but why?
of all the English footballers on the world stage to revile, I find him the least offensive.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40, archived)
# Well, that's very nice for you.
I happen to disagree.

God forbid there be opinions on teh internet n' all....

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# before you wet yourself... I feel compelled to point out that there was a question... a given opportunity for you to explain to me what about this individual pushes your buttons...
God forbid there be debate on teh internet n' all....
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Well, you're certainly cheaper than my therapist.
:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:49, archived)
# righto
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51, archived)
# three lions on the shirt...and nooone on David Beckham's!!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Haha. Ouch.
This is wild. Some 90 year old man playing Iron Prostate. This guy does a great show.

www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Is this some poofball-related thing?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I know
everything there is to know about football. You have to stand in a pub and shout "Go on my saaaaahhhhnnn!!!" at a telly screen. I have impressed numerous young men by doing this.

EDIT: I ought to add, I got too ambitious once and shouted "Offside" at the goalkeeper.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I don't get out of the house much, so I have no idea what this is in relation to - some kind of sport, perhaps?!
I think it's a name from the list of people who I hate because they are more successful and richer than me...

it's a select list, but there we go.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34, archived)
# If there was a prize for most miserablest b3tan of the day
Today it would be yours :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36, archived)
# I'm the self-appointed /board-denizen for today
tomorrow it will be someone from QOTW, telling you how much they've had sex in the past 24 hours.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38, archived)
# those guys are rampant
I can't keep up
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:43, archived)
# hey guys
I've just had loads of sex today.

hahaha

but really I have... :D

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# ah well
it would be a poorer world if we understood everything
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Er, no it would be richer.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Er, no because there'd be nothing to go on and learn
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14, archived)
# ..
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# hahaha
silly
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# You promised you wouldn't use that photo of Nibus 'in costume'
;-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# but it was soooo tempting....
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Well, those shoes do rather 'make it'...
:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
# there's a photo of me dressed as Princess Leia if you want a fright
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# o_0
Now I'm worried....
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:55, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Hahah! Who wears a full tiger suit and formal shoes? :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Furry with a dress code
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# haha
it does raise the question though - what shoes would you wear?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# Tiger feet.
Ones you can dig, obviously.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Sound neat.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# hahahhaha! Loon!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahaha
SHU LIEN! SHU LIEN!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
outstanding!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# haha
needs some Peking Duck
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Proper gold post
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# He's behind you!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# ah..there it is
*click*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# :D

/edit: also:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00, archived)
#

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Kat's gonna' be so wasted before she even starts
She'll be seeing ghosts all right.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hehe, all it needs now is a tiny little round woman with a high-pitched voice who knows all about the other-side
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# She may also have a bundle of cats she throws
Or are they different types of crazy old lady?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Kat gets pelted with cats?
Irony.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Consider my story suggestion to you;
Kat attacked by cats. Grows phobia/fear of cats.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# you must have seen Poltergeist....
Tangina Barron? Played by Zelda Rubinstein...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
he's very young, bless him, he probably hasn't seen it.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# *shakes head in disappointment*
you know, there will be people in the world who will see the remake before the original soon.

Yes, it's another film that is being remade.

/mourns the loss of originality
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# It's a rum do, most certainly it is.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Stay away from the light!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hahah, yes! :D
she died a few months back... :(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Why did the witch-doctor cross the road?
To get to de udder siiiide.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Someone set us up the bomb
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# I think beer doesn't suit Kat,
she needs expensive drinks.


--
and.. SA prno-fan-fiction?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06, archived)
# you had to go there!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Where's that yiffer animation of yours when we need it?
;-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# what one?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# \o/
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Nice to the see the pathetic sharks being represented.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Christ.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:31, archived)
# That always scares the shit out of me.
8(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# uh huh
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24, archived)
# pom pokos
they're real!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53, archived)
# stumbled across it while tracking down unauthorised shares of my work.
It was.....weird.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I discovered that Edinburgh uni
offer a Parapsychology degree. I have since become unable to shake the idea of taking it, then latterly a doctorate so I can become a legitimate Ghostbuster.
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 18:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:49, archived)
# they are happy because they eat lard
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# oh yes yes yes
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# are they suffering from Barb's 'Dissolving Limb Syndrome'?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Oi!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz? Hmmmmmm.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Yes please k thx bai
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I'd snort coke off all their tits...I'm just not that fussy
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:58, archived)
# A fair point.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Wait. Wouldn't skin have to be quite dry and flat to snort coke off?
This might require some experimentation...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
# *dons science goggles*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
#
Bukkake goggles more like
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13, archived)
# fuck it, its worth a try
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# nonono, I have both Luct Liu and Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore fucks off to the shops to buy us coffee and condoms the spoon faced bint.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:01, archived)
# Don't you be talking smack about Drew!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04, archived)
# oh no you di'nt!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05, archived)
# oh it's on!!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:10, archived)
# uh hmmmm?!
*horizontal head wobble
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Maybe this will help you decide
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08, archived)
[challenge entry] not worth is own thread
cheacky pea for compo


also: woo to the lovely ladies :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:59, archived)
# If it had been porn
McG would probably be a more popular director.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Although I have to admit to liking this
I also find this a tad NSFW
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# haha - I knew this was coming
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^ :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# it simply had to come
I was concerned that it may already have bindun

also, excellent pic
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahahaha
beautiful
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:46, archived)
# >.<
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# We all knew it
but now we have proof
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Who won the game again?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# I just lost the game.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:44, archived)
# You are a student
AICMFP
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# cunt
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:50, archived)
# Very much this.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# dammit I was winning
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:55, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click*

Nicely animated sir!!

:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# ^ with nobs on
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
Superb bad taste.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# yay
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# hahahhahaha! *Clicks hard*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Classic.
Nice one, guv.

Have a *click*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha, tremendous.
Wasn't he trying to watch Man Utd or something? Therefore I think it's justice done.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
# Emu was a city fan?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:17, archived)
# He looks a bit like Carlos Tevez.
As does the bassist from the band Billy Talent, as my brother and I discovered at last year's Download festival.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:29, archived)
# It is the only time Hull has gone down because Liverpool were in Europe.
/football joke.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:51, archived)
# who is the what where now?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:53, archived)
# he was apparently
adjusting his aerial to get channel 5, as Liverpool were playing in some european competition.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Man Utd. I KNEW I was right!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11, archived)
# damn it!
Never trust jokes as the source of information, though it may have been rewriten by my aging brain.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16, archived)
# haha :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54, archived)
# I may be too late and noone will see this post
I have been searching for the diagram the sun did showing Rod Hull's path as he fell of the roof.

So far with no luck.

If any of you can find it I will rewards you in kindness.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23, archived)
# this isn't it
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha, WHAT?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:42, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# :DD
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:07, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha
I like the cam shake as well :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding Dong! It's a full moon...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Ding Dong!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:31, archived)
# ooooOOOOOooooo what what
tip-top old chap

Edit: it appears that my brain did a shit
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Arf!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:28, archived)
# I say!
:)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I'm replying to this so I can publicly express my outrage at the deletion of an unwanted thread.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I like it when they delete threads.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Me too
Outrage²
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I love the idea of Outrage squared.
:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# It's the circle of strife
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Good game!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Its on links now if u want to cross-rant :P
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Not really
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# cross-rant
gets a fucking click
hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# I cross-fluffed
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37, archived)
# poor fella
probably didn't know what hit him..
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# /linkers are used to flamings
they are all GC nazis over there
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# This is true
I almost lost my right eye in a GC flaming war over there
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Heeeeellllllloooooo
fnar fnar.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hahahahhahaha! I say, bloody marvelous!
Best Terry Thomas moment: his rant on what was wrong with america in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World"
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# you sir
are an abolute shower!
:{B
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I hope Sting is his first victim. Twice. With a spiky stick covered in shit.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I say. That's rather dandy.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35, archived)
# good-o tip-top and whatnot old chap
I appear to have replied to barbarossa up there by accident, I fear I require more coffee.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# Ooh can I have one?
:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:47, archived)
# arf
:)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:48, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# hahah
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# :o!

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# heheheheh!
edit: deleted thread here for anyone who was chatting in it jelly.b3ta.com/board/9963067
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# You star, you...
:)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# just doing my bit for board-nazism
;D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# haha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# haha
brilliant
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40, archived)
# hoho!
*click*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] 'noon
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# haha
the only logical reaction
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Yay
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:26, archived)
# heh cheeky pea time...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30, archived)
# . . .
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# :)
Cheese Melts FTW!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:07, archived)
# only in high temperatures
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# If you're not careful, I'll set Pipedog on you.


(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# who hell he?
:D

*edit*

ahhh...



(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Oh, you've done it now....
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# huzzah
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# :D
Excellent.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19, archived)
# yum
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16, archived)
# crackers!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:08, archived)
# hey!
I'm eating some Jacob's cream crackers at the moment.
Jam tastes nicer than pixels.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Not if you are Pacman
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# :)
*wanders off in search of cheese and crackers*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Qué?

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# kerlick
: D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Que? My left arm is what? Severed you say?
Noooooooooo!

:)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# SHUT UP :P
His right elbow isn't too clever either
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# how is this opposite?
does E mean not in forrin?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Manuel is possibly the male equivalent of the woman's name Emmanuelle?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# *fears mutant fern-Manuel*
;-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# and so you should!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# nice legs :)

ok for compo?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# is that russell brand on the phone?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Bwahahahahahahahahahahah....
*Clickerty Click*

:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57, archived)
# That's not setting a good example for his grand-daughter
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Hush!

Not really aimed at you just wanted to test drive it!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Samantha Janus?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# No,
it isn't anyone famous.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Samantha Janus?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Hugh Janus?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:15, archived)
# I dunno...
You're pretty famous.

;-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I'd rather
be rich.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I'd rather be a 10 foot tall robotic killing machine, but the authorities said no.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:20, archived)
# It would
depend on the hours, really, but i'm with you in principal.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:21, archived)
# She doesn't call herself that now
Which is a shame, because I was hoping she was going to have a son called Hugh.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# hot one!
:)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I like the way it says "Just Joking" to the right
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:00, archived)
# So you basically like one of the few bits I didn't 'shop...?
;)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I think the movie fade-out elbows rocked too
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:18, archived)
# HAHAHAH
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:23, archived)
# *incoherent muttering*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:24, archived)
# I am engorged!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I KNOW!
Stop sending me photographs
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Qué?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Thankyou!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Excellent
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:28, archived)
#
fantastic
(, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:23, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
(, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22, archived)
# It wasn't until the second month that Dizzy realized he had achieved nothing of worth with his life
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *INSTA-CLICK!*
Treasure Island Dizzy FTW
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# The mighty Dizz? He brought many a cheer to the Speccy army!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:51, archived)
# he always looked like he was busting for a wee
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# "we got a jumper"
nee naw nee naw :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I wouldn't call saving the Yolk Folk from the evil hands of the wizard Zaks NOTHING!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# Teh Dizzy games were great.
:)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# eh?
Dizzy did loads of cool stuff! Those games were fucking difficult

(although he did jump the shark a bit with those later games..)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:54, archived)
# + at the time...
I downloaded and played all of them recently, and with the exception of Spellbound Dizzy (which was fucking massive) and the later one on the mega drive, they were over and done with in an hour.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# bah
You lie!!!!1111eleventy

Maybe an hour of the good bits, but many extra hours spent walking from one bleeding side of the map to the other, surely? :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Maybe but he was still dead inside
The lack of appreciation from people he saved, the harrowing deaths etc.

They all took their toll on the eggs spirit until he could take no more.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Eggs-actly
Ungrateful shits
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:58, archived)
# well I've been watching him for about ten minutes and he hasn't jumped yet, the attention seeking cunt!
fuck him!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You cruel sod

We could have talked him out of it, but noooo you had to egg him on.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Suicide is no yolk
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:05, archived)
# hahaha
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:06, archived)
# My deepest noob apologies XO
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# nice shoppage
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# arf
goodun
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# pffffft! Nicely done!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Rod Hull?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# nah, this one looks to have good balance.
If it were Hull, he'd have faceplanted by now
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Needs More
EMU!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
duck4
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# hahahahah, what on earth? :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# What came first, the duck or the egg?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# dinosaurs
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# That cheap little plastic toy inside
you know, the one that doesn't quite fit together properly when you try to assemble it.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Kindereggs no longer seem to have kits anymore, they just have those crappy little statutette things based on a theme
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# the eggs of numbing inevitability
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:43, archived)
# maybe the ready-made toy is less liely to be a choking hazard
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# bah, if a child is dead set on eating something, he or she will...
I think those things are quite small enough to cork a child to be honest... It's just cost cutting on the part of Ferrero

the sods
:D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53, archived)
# This.

Or a *shudders*...tiny jigsaw puzzle
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *remembers the days of aircraft kits, little wind up cars, disney characters that actually needed building and mini transformers *
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56, archived)
#
darwin would say the egg
the pope would say the duck
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Mmmmmm...Duck
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# Dooby Duck
img116.imageshack.us/img116/6115/clipboard01as4.jpg

edit: I know I've just eaten, but that duck is making me hungry
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# cor that looks lovely
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Nightmare
That looks utterly disgusting.

Imagine being the poor bastard photographer who is given the job of trying to make that look as though you should eat it.

It look so unpalatable that its only connection with the word duck is that it looks as hard as fuck and if you threw it at someone, you would be morally obligated to shout 'duck'.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:50, archived)
# ok.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I did
the farmer wasn't happy
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Basingstoke
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# mornington crescent
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I SAY
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:23, archived)
# MAN ELEPHANT
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# sequel

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Zoidman
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:52, archived)
# Wow! That works really well...
...once you go suffciently cross-eyed and relax.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The European version.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:19, archived)
# bindun
but not as precise as you, i think the other person had 13 k

EDIT: yup www.b3ta.com/board/9961931
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# The precision makes it.
Although I like edz tagline.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Hahaha,
the tagline wins!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:33, archived)
# He's trying to work out the conversion on his hand. :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# rhyme that then genius
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# 12.874752 kilometre
I met this girl, she was a vomiter
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Sat
Mat, cat, prat, pat, lat, plat, frat, brat, rat, etc...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:48, archived)
# is there a thread for godawful chatroulette captures?
if not, can I start with this one?

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# NO
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# chatroulette's shit
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# yes, but entertaining
was up working until 5am and was a useful distraction.

One B3tan described it as a "forest of cocks", which is hugely appropriate
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# it's shit.

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I like a forest of cocks as much as the next guy
but I've heard there are better places for that
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# haha!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Sig-wise...
this might be of some interest to you.

Got quite in to film scripts as reading material since my bro's project got some legs and started looking like it was actually going to be made.

/shooting next 5 weeks blog
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# cool :)
interesting to see how simple it was written out..
Brad Pitt's Italian is hilarious
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# "all three smile goofy spaghetti bender smiles"
FTW.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Don't F9? Is that going to do something wacky like close my browser window?

...oh, now I see
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# PROVE IT
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# No.

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Really?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# ys rly
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Oh, ok
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:22, archived)
# aaaaargh!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:38, archived)
# sexy Blessed
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
YOU'RE SUCH A POUTY CUNTBALL! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# *waves*
Afternoon!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# How did your interview go?

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
# this is why we can't have nice things
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# :(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# :(((

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# there are sites out there for this sort of thing
chatroulettetrolling.com/ springs to mind :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I've got too much that I need to do but the computer is soooo close

Cheeky bitch.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04, archived)
# is she dead yet?
/ac
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06, archived)
# I'm not entirely sure
I hear that there was talk about her having a state funeral but not whether she should be dead first.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# it wasn't "state funeral"
it was "extra special bank holiday"
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# No doubt one that everyone but the unemployed could enjoy
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# She always was..

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# *examines*
Nope - can't see what you've changed here.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Is she having a stroke?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# One can only hope.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# would't her head burst into flames?
I think that's what happens in the adverts
Have a stroke? Try the new JML stroke - only £19.99 in all good hardware stores.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10, archived)
# What is JML?
wtfayboa?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12, archived)
# They make stuff that you think might be useful but never is
Not as good as Betterware.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:13, archived)
# A sort of chav's Lakeland, then?
;-)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# JML you say?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Ye Gods!
It makes Robert Dyas look like Harvey Nichols.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27, archived)
# If you are stuck for a birthday or Christmas gift
for someone that is practical but you don't particularly care about (ie, it is an obligation rather than something you want to do) then JML can supply something that, on the face of it, looks useful.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post663982
like so.

-edit- BTW, I don't like them, it's just cheap shit like most things.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Or alternatively, "If you are stuck for a birthday or Christmas gift for someone that is practical but you don't particularly care about"
Don't fucking buy them anything.

Problem solved. Cheaper, too.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Would you like some grated foot on that, dear?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWW
(, Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Yes, She's dead
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Oh no she isn't
Well, I reserve the right to be wrong
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I think you're beyond reservation...
You've skipped right along to purchase and ownership.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Oh yes she is
Oh, hang on a sec, that's next month
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Seeing as its candle day...


Hope its not bindun!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:00, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# happy candelday!
'noon /board
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# presumably, becasue it's your candle day,
people aren't telling you that it has bin dun, so I'll follow their lead and not say anything.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:02, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36, archived)
# have you seen those internet pictures
where somebody has replaced a water fountain bottle with a large bottle of vodka using one of those photo manipulation programs.

There's usually a caption like "what our office needs" or somesuch underneath

they are so-o-o-o-o funny. I like to send them to all my friends.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:38, archived)
# are the pictures surrounded by a black border?
I've seen them too. They are ace and LOL funny
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# that's right
that's the kind of thing
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:40, archived)
# You should post a link to it on this board if it's funny
People will LOVE you for it
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Heck, put it in a new thread if it's REALLY funny
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:44, archived)
# each one would definitely deserve it's own thread
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Oh, yes! I think those are hilarious!
Especially the ones that are made to look the motivational posters you see on the wall in that one weird guy's office.


here:: I have linked to all 118,000 of them images.google.com/images?q=demotivational+posters
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:45, archived)
# That's 118,000 new threads right there
Let's get started!
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
#
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:53, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Speaking of eagles...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:56, archived)
# imagine were creatures that were essentially the same species as us
but that much larger and pointier and they liked to hunt us down in our everyday lives.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I've been on the Tube a couple of times and there have been sweating fat blokes crushed up behind me breathing down my neck.
So I've felt a bit like that. There are a lot of sweating fat blokes around these days as well, have you noticed?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# I haven't been on the tube in ages
so I don't know what you are implying
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Just that.
It's mostly full of annoying fat people, from what I can see. So avoid it if you can. Though it sounds like you're doing a sterling job on that front anyway.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15, archived)
# :D
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Politicians?
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Fantastic!
But as usual the daily mail reader comments are making my brain bleed :(
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Do what I do
Skim them, upvote the unpopular comments, downvote the good ones, then steal the pics as photoshoppable sources.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07, archived)
# For example...
"No starlings were harmed in the making of this film.... except maybe one or two or maybe a few dozen until the cameraman got his shot !! Perhaps the rspcb should ask him for his portfilio for that day to see how many times he let loose a bird and the eagle to get these pics.

- pete, wrexham, 16/3/2010 6:49"

I've no idea who the rspcb are, but they are clearly a formidable threat...
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09, archived)
# they're the
Refugee Society of Paedophiles Claiming Benefits

Mail readers hate them almost as much as the loony left
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18, archived)
# What? But they're comedy gems!
Good job Mr (or miss) Eagle!! Yet another unworthy specimen removed from the scene.

I have no sympathy for the Starlings. They are quite happy to act as if it is OUR back lawn, OUR garden fence and OUR loft, but if I try and eat one of THEIR eggs they are up in arms about it. Hypocrisy of the highest order. Thats why I am going on a long, unnecessary drive in my environmentally unfriendly car, to accelerate global warming and finish off the ones that the eagles miss.

- ALT, Epping, England, 16/3/2010 13:02

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Ooooh, free content!

(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Viz again FTW - in the background of Father Brown's study, a sign saying
"You don't have to be a vicar to work here ... BUT IT HELPS!"
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Boy are you in a comic frame of mind today :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:50, archived)
# It's my main source of dietry fibre.
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55, archived)
# you don't have to molest the choirboys
but it sure makes dealing with the anguish of such a pointless life a little easier
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)
# good job microwave
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Sorry to see you've been thread-jacked
I like it. But I heard that there were no water coolers in hell.
*stops being so nice all of the time*
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:48, archived)
# :)
(, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:52, archived)

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