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this has almost certainly been done
and probably by some sub-editor at The Sun which makes it even worse. But fuck it.
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14,
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Now this is worth watching
with or without Kiera...
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16,
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oh Keira
i don't know why i fancy you, cos you look like a fish balanced on an upright toast rack, but somehow it works.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:19,
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She looks like a man.
You're clearly a repressed gayer.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21,
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she crosses the boundaries. She's the confuser
i know my sexually unfocused wife fancies her too.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26,
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sexually unfocused - what a superb term.
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27,
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like everything with mrs monstrinho her precise sexual preference depends on time of the month, hormones, if she's had a good night sleep, if it's the weekend, if she's eaten too much, if she's eaten too little, if she's been reading the internet,
women. pshah!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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are you trying to show off that your wife has lezzy tendencies?
does she ever talk about them - do you need to share, to erm, get it off your chest?...
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35,
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yes she does
so far it has not lead to any sexy situations. i'll keep you posted
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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I'LL BE HERE
ANYTIME YOU NEED ME
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41,
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I wouldn't worry too much.
I was watching that new Lady Gaga video the other day, and even though I know she's a man, I still whacked one out.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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She's so not a man.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35,
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the recent analogy that she is like Su Pollard is excellent
but then I would have given Su Pollard one when she was younger. edit: fuck - I've just upset myself
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36,
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Su Pollard? Lolzords. I'm not so sure :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37,
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I think it was too much Hi-De-Hi when I was a kid
the tall blond one who was supposed to be sexy looked like a man even then edit:
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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has the guy turned his head so fast it's bent into a bean shape by the forces involved
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:50,
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Ha ha, this is my favourite phrase of today.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:54,
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what is the technical term for this particular hooker look?
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discomeats This canoe ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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it's the Ram-Raid through Accessorize look
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40,
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Ahhh dear
*wipes tear from eye* That's click o' the day, there! :-)
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Bee Nice |-| ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 18:16,
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Basildon Chic
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:41,
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arf
: )
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53,
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I wonder if Su was ever bluffin' with her muffin?
EDIT: On that evidence I fucking well hope not.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:39,
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her tights make her look like she recently had a very heavy period
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46,
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Nice. Just...nice.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48,
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oh dear god
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48,
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and she has two ankle-fannies
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:48,
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*sick giggle*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51,
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yes this. I think it's the innocent girl-next-door look
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22,
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*cannot unsee*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23,
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D:
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23,
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Oh that is so blatenly shopped
Look at the curves. Someone obviously has the liquify filter's brush too big.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24,
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I think you may have missed the joke
that they added 100lbs to her.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:29,
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phwoor
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27,
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Hahahaha
and also hahahahahahah to the britney one :D
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34,
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I prefer the jolly Jennifer Love-Hewitt.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36,
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Hahaha yes
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36,
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"You want pain? Try wearing a corset."
"Then standing there, whilst make-up still have to paint a cleavage on you".
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24,
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haha
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:27,
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this might be part of why she's so lovey
she needs 'comforting'
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38,
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she's so thin, she just needs a good stuffing
of my cock obviously. it's like a sad sort of joke
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:55,
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Bwahaha
*likes this*
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26,
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*highly approves*
Of both the pic, and the fact* that this overpaid, whiny little cunt won't be playing. Edit: *Sincere hope
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16,
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is this a joke?
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20,
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I don't know, is it?
Edit: If it was, it wasn't intentional.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21,
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well... I'm laughing
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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Well, that's nice, then.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:33,
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it's the perfect excuse for when England don't win
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26,
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Hahahaha!
Quite so.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:26,
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By the way JPG,
when was the last time Holland won the World Cup? ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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I've no idea :)
Are you going to bring up 1966? "cos I mean - it was only like just the other day " ;-) Edit: Good to see you're ahead of us in the rankings, though - www.fifa.com/worldfootball/ranking/lastranking/gender=m/fullranking.html Oh, sorry, you're more sort of.... not .
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35,
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Ohhh, you must have very big penis!
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:47,
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Sadly, no.
"Oh, something's *always* wrong, Balders... the fact that I'm not a millionaire aristocrat, with the sexual capacity of a rutting rhino, is a constant niggle."
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51,
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I love how fashionable it is to hate England.
I like the Millwall attitude - "Everybody hates us - we don't care"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:32,
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I'm not English
but I will be supporting them during the WC, but we allll know what will happen
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34,
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I don't hate England
merely the idiot-boy Beckham.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:37,
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but why?
of all the English footballers on the world stage to revile, I find him the least offensive.
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:40,
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Well, that's very nice for you.
I happen to disagree. God forbid there be opinions on teh internet n' all....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:42,
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before you wet yourself... I feel compelled to point out that there was a question... a given opportunity for you to explain to me what about this individual pushes your buttons...
God forbid there be debate on teh internet n' all....
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:46,
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Well, you're certainly cheaper than my therapist.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:49,
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righto
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:51,
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three lions on the shirt...and nooone on David Beckham's!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:20,
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Haha. Ouch.
This is wild. Some 90 year old man playing Iron Prostate. This guy does a great show.www.wcsb.org/listen-files/wcsb24k.asx
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:25,
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Is this some poofball-related thing?
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Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:31,
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I know
everything there is to know about football. You have to stand in a pub and shout "Go on my saaaaahhhhnnn!!!" at a telly screen. I have impressed numerous young men by doing this. EDIT: I ought to add, I got too ambitious once and shouted "Offside" at the goalkeeper.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:35,
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I don't get out of the house much, so I have no idea what this is in relation to - some kind of sport, perhaps?!
I think it's a name from the list of people who I hate because they are more successful and richer than me... it's a select list, but there we go.
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:34,
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If there was a prize for most miserablest b3tan of the day
Today it would be yours :)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:36,
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I'm the self-appointed /board-denizen for today
tomorrow it will be someone from QOTW, telling you how much they've had sex in the past 24 hours.
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:38,
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those guys are rampant
I can't keep up
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:43,
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hey guys
I've just had loads of sex today. hahaha but really I have... :D
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camp freddy well, would you look at that! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53,
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ah well
it would be a poorer world if we understood everything
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:52,
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Er, no it would be richer.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:06,
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Er, no because there'd be nothing to go on and learn
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:14,
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..
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03,
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hahaha
silly
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04,
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You promised you wouldn't use that photo of Nibus 'in costume'
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04,
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but it was soooo tempting....
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07,
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Well, those shoes do rather 'make it'...
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08,
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there's a photo of me dressed as Princess Leia if you want a fright
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:44,
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o_0
Now I'm worried....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:55,
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:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04,
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Hahah! Who wears a full tiger suit and formal shoes? :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04,
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Furry with a dress code
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07,
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haha
it does raise the question though - what shoes would you wear?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13,
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Tiger feet.
Ones you can dig, obviously.
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:22,
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Sound neat.
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24,
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hahahhaha! Loon!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05,
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hahaha
SHU LIEN! SHU LIEN!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05,
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Hahahaha
outstanding!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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haha
needs some Peking Duck
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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Proper gold post
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:09,
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He's behind you!
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fuscous ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11,
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ah..there it is
*click*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15,
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:D
/edit: also:
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:00,
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00,
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Kat's gonna' be so wasted before she even starts
She'll be seeing ghosts all right.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:01,
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hehe, all it needs now is a tiny little round woman with a high-pitched voice who knows all about the other-side
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03,
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She may also have a bundle of cats she throws
Or are they different types of crazy old lady?
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04,
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Kat gets pelted with cats?
Irony.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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Consider my story suggestion to you;
Kat attacked by cats. Grows phobia/fear of cats.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07,
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you must have seen Poltergeist....
Tangina Barron? Played by Zelda Rubinstein...
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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he's very young, bless him, he probably hasn't seen it.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:10,
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*shakes head in disappointment*
you know, there will be people in the world who will see the remake before the original soon. Yes, it's another film that is being remade. /mourns the loss of originality
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13,
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It's a rum do, most certainly it is.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15,
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Stay away from the light!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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hahah, yes! :D
she died a few months back... :(
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:07,
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Why did the witch-doctor cross the road?
To get to de udder siiiide .
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joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:28,
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Someone set us up the bomb
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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I think beer doesn't suit Kat,
she needs expensive drinks. -- and.. SA prno-fan-fiction?
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Toshiro thinks Chloe is #1 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:06,
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you had to go there!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:09,
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Where's that yiffer animation of yours when we need it?
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11,
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what one?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14,
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\o/
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:14,
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:D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16,
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Nice to the see the pathetic sharks being represented.
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fuscous ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16,
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hahah
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:21,
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Ha ha ha, Christ.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:31,
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That always scares the shit out of me.
8(
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:17,
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uh huh
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:24,
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pom pokos
they're real!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:53,
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stumbled across it while tracking down unauthorised shares of my work.
It was.....weird.
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JollyJack - a stench from the past ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:12,
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I discovered that Edinburgh uni
offer a Parapsychology degree. I have since become unable to shake the idea of taking it, then latterly a doctorate so I can become a legitimate Ghostbuster.
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7 hours left to save Earth ,
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Ketch ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:49,
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they are happy because they eat lard
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:51,
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oh yes yes yes
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:53,
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are they suffering from Barb's 'Dissolving Limb Syndrome'?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:53,
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Pfft!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54,
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Oi!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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Drew Barrymore or Cameron Diaz? Hmmmmmm.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54,
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Yes please k thx bai
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:56,
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I'd snort coke off all their tits...I'm just not that fussy
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:58,
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A fair point.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:01,
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Wait. Wouldn't skin have to be quite dry and flat to snort coke off?
This might require some experimentation...
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:02,
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*dons science goggles*
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08,
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Bukkake goggles more like
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:13,
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fuck it, its worth a try
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Victor Meldrew ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11,
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nonono, I have both Luct Liu and Cameron Diaz
Drew Barrymore fucks off to the shops to buy us coffee and condoms the spoon faced bint.
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:01,
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Don't you be talking smack about Drew!
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:04,
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oh no you di'nt!
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:05,
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oh it's on!!
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:10,
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uh hmmmm?!
*horizontal head wobble
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:15,
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Maybe this will help you decide
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:08,
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not worth is own thread
cheacky pea for compo also: woo to the lovely ladies :)
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Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:59,
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If it had been porn
McG would probably be a more popular director.
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cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:00,
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Although I have to admit to liking this
I also find this a tad NSFW
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:02,
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35,
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haha - I knew this was coming
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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Hahahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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^ :D
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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it simply had to come
I was concerned that it may already have bindun also, excellent pic
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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woo
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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hahahaha
beautiful
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:46,
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>.<
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54,
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We all knew it
but now we have proof
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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Who won the game again?
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38,
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I just lost the game.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:44,
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You are a student
AICMFP
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:45,
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cunt
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:50,
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Very much this.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:51,
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dammit I was winning
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:55,
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Bwahahahahaha
*Click* Nicely animated sir!! :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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^ with nobs on
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38,
archived )
Ha ha ha.
Superb bad taste.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36,
archived )
hahaha
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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yay
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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hahahhahaha! *Clicks hard*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40,
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Classic.
Nice one, guv. Have a *click*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:41,
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hahaha
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:45,
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Ha ha ha, tremendous.
Wasn't he trying to watch Man Utd or something? Therefore I think it's justice done.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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Emu was a city fan?
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:17,
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He looks a bit like Carlos Tevez.
As does the bassist from the band Billy Talent, as my brother and I discovered at last year's Download festival.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:29,
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It is the only time Hull has gone down because Liverpool were in Europe.
/football joke.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:51,
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who is the what where now?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:53,
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he was apparently
adjusting his aerial to get channel 5, as Liverpool were playing in some european competition.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:03,
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Man Utd. I KNEW I was right!
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:11,
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damn it!
Never trust jokes as the source of information, though it may have been rewriten by my aging brain.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:16,
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haha :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:54,
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I may be too late and noone will see this post
I have been searching for the diagram the sun did showing Rod Hull's path as he fell of the roof. So far with no luck. If any of you can find it I will rewards you in kindness.
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monkeyboyalpha jumping on the bandwagon since ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:23,
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this isn't it
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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Ha ha ha, WHAT?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:42,
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hahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:44,
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:DD
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herman:D ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 16:07,
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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha h ha
I like the cam shake as well :D
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--- --- ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:53,
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Ding Dong! It's a full moon...
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Ninj ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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Ding Dong!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:31,
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ooooOOOOOooooo what what
tip-top old chap Edit: it appears that my brain did a shit
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:36,
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hahaha :)
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:41,
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Arf!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:28,
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I say!
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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I'm replying to this so I can publicly express my outrage at the deletion of an unwanted thread.
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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I like it when they delete threads.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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Me too
Outrage²
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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I love the idea of Outrage squared.
:D
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35,
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It's the circle of strife
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38,
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Good game!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:43,
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Its on links now if u want to cross-rant :P
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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Not really
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34,
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cross-rant
gets a fucking click hahahaha
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35,
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I cross-fluffed
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:37,
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poor fella
probably didn't know what hit him..
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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/linkers are used to flamings
they are all GC nazis over there
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35,
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This is true
I almost lost my right eye in a GC flaming war over there
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:38,
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Heeeeellllllloooooo
fnar fnar.
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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hahahahhahaha! I say, bloody marvelous!
Best Terry Thomas moment: his rant on what was wrong with america in "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad World"
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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you sir
are an abolute shower! :{B
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:33,
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I hope Sting is his first victim. Twice. With a spiky stick covered in shit.
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34,
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I say. That's rather dandy.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:35,
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good-o tip-top and whatnot old chap
I appear to have replied to barbarossa up there by accident, I fear I require more coffee.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40,
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Ooh can I have one?
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:47,
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arf
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:48,
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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Hahaha
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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hahah
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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hahahaha :D
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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:o!
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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heheheheh!
edit: deleted thread here for anyone who was chatting in it jelly.b3ta.com/board/9963067
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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You star, you...
:)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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just doing my bit for board-nazism
;D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34,
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haha
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weaver. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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haha
brilliant
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:32,
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hahahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:40,
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hoho!
*click*
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:41,
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'noon
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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haha
the only logical reaction
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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Yay
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:26,
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heh cheeky pea time...
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:30,
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. . .
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:03,
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:)
Cheese Melts FTW!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:07,
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only in high temperatures
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:08,
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If you're not careful, I'll set Pipedog on you.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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who hell he?
:D *edit* ahhh...
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:14,
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Oh, you've done it now....
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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huzzah
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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:D
Excellent.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:19,
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yum
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:16,
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crackers!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:08,
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hey!
I'm eating some Jacob's cream crackers at the moment. Jam tastes nicer than pixels.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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Not if you are Pacman
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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:)
*wanders off in search of cheese and crackers*
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Chumps 👀 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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Qué?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:54,
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kerlick
: D
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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Que? My left arm is what? Severed you say?
Noooooooooo! :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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SHUT UP :P
His right elbow isn't too clever either
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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how is this opposite?
does E mean not in forrin?
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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Manuel is possibly the male equivalent of the woman's name Emmanuelle?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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*fears mutant fern-Manuel*
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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and so you should!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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nice legs :)
ok for compo?
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inexpressible started a joke on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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is that russell brand on the phone?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahah....
*Clickerty Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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hahahahahah!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:57,
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That's not setting a good example for his grand-daughter
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:58,
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Hush!
Not really aimed at you just wanted to test drive it!
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:01,
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Samantha Janus?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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No,
it isn't anyone famous.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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Samantha Janus?
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:11,
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Hugh Janus?
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doog Don't read this. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:15,
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I dunno...
You're pretty famous. ;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:12,
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I'd rather
be rich.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:17,
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I'd rather be a 10 foot tall robotic killing machine, but the authorities said no.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:20,
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It would
depend on the hours, really, but i'm with you in principal.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:21,
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She doesn't call herself that now
Which is a shame, because I was hoping she was going to have a son called Hugh.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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hot one!
:)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:59,
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I like the way it says "Just Joking" to the right
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:00,
archived )
So you basically like one of the few bits I didn't 'shop...?
;)
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:13,
archived )
I think the movie fade-out elbows rocked too
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:18,
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HAHAHAH
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Michael Ellis contributes nothing ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:23,
archived )
*incoherent muttering*
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:24,
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I am engorged!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:01,
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I KNOW!
Stop sending me photographs
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:09,
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Qué?
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10,
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Thankyou!
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:11,
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Excellent
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:28,
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fantastic
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ALBIONISM ,
Wed 17 Mar 2010, 9:23,
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hahahahahahaha
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 18 Mar 2010, 16:22,
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It wasn't until the second month that Dizzy realized he had achieved nothing of worth with his life
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:49,
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*INSTA-CLICK!*
Treasure Island Dizzy FTW
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:51,
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The mighty Dizz? He brought many a cheer to the Speccy army!
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:51,
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he always looked like he was busting for a wee
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:52,
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"we got a jumper"
nee naw nee naw :)
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Elvis impersonator ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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I wouldn't call saving the Yolk Folk from the evil hands of the wizard Zaks NOTHING!
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53,
archived )
Teh Dizzy games were great.
:)
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53,
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eh?
Dizzy did loads of cool stuff! Those games were fucking difficult (although he did jump the shark a bit with those later games..)
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:54,
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+ at the time...
I downloaded and played all of them recently, and with the exception of Spellbound Dizzy (which was fucking massive) and the later one on the mega drive, they were over and done with in an hour.
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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bah
You lie!!!!1111eleventy Maybe an hour of the good bits, but many extra hours spent walking from one bleeding side of the map to the other, surely? :)
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Walker ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 15:56,
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Maybe but he was still dead inside
The lack of appreciation from people he saved, the harrowing deaths etc. They all took their toll on the eggs spirit until he could take no more.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56,
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Eggs-actly
Ungrateful shits
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:58,
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well I've been watching him for about ten minutes and he hasn't jumped yet, the attention seeking cunt!
fuck him!
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:59,
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You cruel sod
We could have talked him out of it, but noooo you had to egg him on.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:03,
archived )
Suicide is no yolk
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:05,
archived )
hahaha
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO D:
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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:06,
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My deepest noob apologies XO
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:10,
archived )
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thebao ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27,
archived )
nice shoppage
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30,
archived )
arf
goodun
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35,
archived )
pffffft! Nicely done!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:36,
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Rod Hull?
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:46,
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nah, this one looks to have good balance.
If it were Hull, he'd have faceplanted by now
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:50,
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Needs More
EMU!
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Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:35,
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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hahahahah, what on earth? :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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What came first, the duck or the egg?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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dinosaurs
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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That cheap little plastic toy inside
you know, the one that doesn't quite fit together properly when you try to assemble it.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27,
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Kindereggs no longer seem to have kits anymore, they just have those crappy little statutette things based on a theme
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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the eggs of numbing inevitability
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:43,
archived )
maybe the ready-made toy is less liely to be a choking hazard
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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bah, if a child is dead set on eating something, he or she will...
I think those things are quite small enough to cork a child to be honest... It's just cost cutting on the part of Ferrero the sods :D
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:53,
archived )
This.
Or a *shudders*...tiny jigsaw puzzle
(
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:49,
archived )
*remembers the days of aircraft kits, little wind up cars, disney characters that actually needed building and mini transformers *
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:56,
archived )
darwin would say the egg the pope would say the duck
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29,
archived )
Mmmmmm...Duck
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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Dooby Duck
img116.imageshack.us/img116/6115/clipboard01as4.jpg edit: I know I've just eaten, but that duck is making me hungry
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:33,
archived )
cor that looks lovely
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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35,
archived )
Nightmare
That looks utterly disgusting. Imagine being the poor bastard photographer who is given the job of trying to make that look as though you should eat it. It look so unpalatable that its only connection with the word duck is that it looks as hard as fuck and if you threw it at someone, you would be morally obligated to shout 'duck'.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:50,
archived )
ok.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:55,
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I did
the farmer wasn't happy
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30,
archived )
Basingstoke
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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:52,
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mornington crescent
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:02,
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I SAY
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:34,
archived )
:D
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:56,
archived )
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Banjo-Jeff I don't play a banjo, and I'm not called Jeff. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:23,
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MAN ELEPHANT
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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sequel
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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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Zoidman
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:52,
archived )
Wow! That works really well...
...once you go suffciently cross-eyed and relax.
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jaldo_dron a delicate balance ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:12,
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The European version.
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:19,
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bindun
but not as precise as you, i think the other person had 13 k EDIT: yup www.b3ta.com/board/9961931
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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The precision makes it.
Although I like edz tagline.
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Craffty ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:30,
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Hahaha,
the tagline wins!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:33,
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He's trying to work out the conversion on his hand. :)
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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rhyme that then genius
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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12.874752 kilometre
I met this girl, she was a vomiter
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:44,
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Sat
Mat, cat, prat, pat, lat, plat, frat, brat, rat, etc...
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likeajackhammer ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:48,
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is there a thread for godawful chatroulette captures?
if not, can I start with this one?
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pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04,
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NO
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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chatroulette's shit
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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yes, but entertaining
was up working until 5am and was a useful distraction. One B3tan described it as a "forest of cocks", which is hugely appropriate
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pounana Slept well, and dreamed of large women, on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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it's shit.
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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I like a forest of cocks as much as the next guy
but I've heard there are better places for that
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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haha!
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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Sig-wise...
this might be of some interest to you. Got quite in to film scripts as reading material since my bro's project got some legs and started looking like it was actually going to be made. /shooting next 5 weeks blog
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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cool :)
interesting to see how simple it was written out.. Brad Pitt's Italian is hilarious
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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"all three smile goofy spaghetti bender smiles"
FTW.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:42,
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Don't F9? Is that going to do something wacky like close my browser window?
...oh, now I see
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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PROVE IT
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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No.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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Really?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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ys rly
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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Oh, ok
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:22,
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aaaaargh!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:38,
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sexy Blessed
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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OH MY GOD!
YOU'RE SUCH A POUTY CUNTBALL! I HATE YOU SO MUCH!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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*waves*
Afternoon!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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How did your interview go?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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this is why we can't have nice things
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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:(
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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:(((
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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there are sites out there for this sort of thing
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:59,
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I've got too much that I need to do but the computer is soooo close
Cheeky bitch.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:04,
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is she dead yet?
/ac
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:06,
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I'm not entirely sure
I hear that there was talk about her having a state funeral but not whether she should be dead first.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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it wasn't "state funeral"
it was "extra special bank holiday"
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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No doubt one that everyone but the unemployed could enjoy
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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She always was..
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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*examines*
Nope - can't see what you've changed here.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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Is she having a stroke?
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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One can only hope.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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would't her head burst into flames?
I think that's what happens in the adverts Have a stroke? Try the new JML stroke - only £19.99 in all good hardware stores.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:10,
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What is JML?
wtfayboa?
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:12,
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They make stuff that you think might be useful but never is
Not as good as Betterware.
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:13,
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A sort of chav's Lakeland, then?
;-)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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JML you say?
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w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco? ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:21,
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Ye Gods!
It makes Robert Dyas look like Harvey Nichols.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:27,
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If you are stuck for a birthday or Christmas gift
for someone that is practical but you don't particularly care about (ie, it is an obligation rather than something you want to do) then JML can supply something that, on the face of it, looks useful.www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post663982 like so. -edit- BTW, I don't like them, it's just cheap shit like most things.
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:20,
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Or alternatively, "If you are stuck for a birthday or Christmas gift for someone that is practical but you don't particularly care about"
Don't fucking buy them anything. Problem solved. Cheaper, too.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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Would you like some grated foot on that, dear?
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:35,
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EWWWWWWWWWWWW
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weaver. ,
Sun 21 Mar 2010, 10:46,
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Yes, She's dead
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:25,
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Oh no she isn't
Well, I reserve the right to be wrong
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jflinden wifflewaffle ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:26,
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I think you're beyond reservation...
You've skipped right along to purchase and ownership.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:29,
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Oh yes she is
Oh, hang on a sec, that's next month
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MataChode is investigating substitute activities on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:31,
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Seeing as its candle day...
Hope its not bindun!
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yanmania... last shagged your mum on ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:00,
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happy b3taday :)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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happy candelday!
'noon /board
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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presumably, becasue it's your candle day,
people aren't telling you that it has bin dun, so I'll follow their lead and not say anything.
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Holly Would long wheel based tranny ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 14:02,
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Microwave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:36,
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have you seen those internet pictures
where somebody has replaced a water fountain bottle with a large bottle of vodka using one of those photo manipulation programs. There's usually a caption like "what our office needs" or somesuch underneath they are so-o-o-o-o funny. I like to send them to all my friends.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:38,
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are the pictures surrounded by a black border?
I've seen them too. They are ace and LOL funny
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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that's right
that's the kind of thing
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:40,
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You should post a link to it on this board if it's funny
People will LOVE you for it
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:41,
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Heck, put it in a new thread if it's REALLY funny
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:44,
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each one would definitely deserve it's own thread
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46,
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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Oh, yes! I think those are hilarious!
Especially the ones that are made to look the motivational posters you see on the wall in that one weird guy's office. here:: I have linked to all 118,000 of them images.google.com/images?q=demotivational+posters
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:45,
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That's 118,000 new threads right there
Let's get started!
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:53,
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hahahaha
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Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:53,
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:D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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Ha ha ha.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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Speaking of eagles...
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:56,
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imagine were creatures that were essentially the same species as us
but that much larger and pointier and they liked to hunt us down in our everyday lives.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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I've been on the Tube a couple of times and there have been sweating fat blokes crushed up behind me breathing down my neck.
So I've felt a bit like that. There are a lot of sweating fat blokes around these days as well, have you noticed?
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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I haven't been on the tube in ages
so I don't know what you are implying
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:08,
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Just that.
It's mostly full of annoying fat people, from what I can see. So avoid it if you can. Though it sounds like you're doing a sterling job on that front anyway.
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An Eagle in Your Mind ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:15,
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:D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:24,
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Politicians?
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:05,
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Fantastic!
But as usual the daily mail reader comments are making my brain bleed :(
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:02,
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Do what I do
Skim them, upvote the unpopular comments, downvote the good ones, then steal the pics as photoshoppable sources.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:07,
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For example...
"No starlings were harmed in the making of this film.... except maybe one or two or maybe a few dozen until the cameraman got his shot !! Perhaps the rspcb should ask him for his portfilio for that day to see how many times he let loose a bird and the eagle to get these pics. - pete, wrexham, 16/3/2010 6:49" I've no idea who the rspcb are, but they are clearly a formidable threat...
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Barbarossa is not my real name ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:09,
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they're the
Refugee Society of Paedophiles Claiming Benefits Mail readers hate them almost as much as the loony left
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twig Save 6 Music ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:18,
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What? But they're comedy gems!
Good job Mr (or miss) Eagle!! Yet another unworthy specimen removed from the scene. I have no sympathy for the Starlings. They are quite happy to act as if it is OUR back lawn, OUR garden fence and OUR loft, but if I try and eat one of THEIR eggs they are up in arms about it. Hypocrisy of the highest order. Thats why I am going on a long, unnecessary drive in my environmentally unfriendly car, to accelerate global warming and finish off the ones that the eagles miss. - ALT, Epping, England, 16/3/2010 13:02
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 13:28,
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Ooooh, free content!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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Viz again FTW - in the background of Father Brown's study, a sign saying
"You don't have to be a vicar to work here ... BUT IT HELPS!"
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46,
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Boy are you in a comic frame of mind today :)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:50,
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It's my main source of dietry fibre.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:55,
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you don't have to molest the choirboys
but it sure makes dealing with the anguish of such a pointless life a little easier
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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good job microwave
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:46,
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Sorry to see you've been thread-jacked
I like it. But I heard that there were no water coolers in hell.*stops being so nice all of the time*
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:48,
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:)
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 16 Mar 2010, 12:52,
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