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# May i just point out the attension
Regarding unmoderated comment posting

blog.mobilerainbow.co.uk/?p=368#respond
(nancybiggerboo nancy, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# ...


*edit* Nibus - something like - she does go on a bit...

plus!!

Eddie as Promised:

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# I can't work out whether its the horsey posh outfit
or the inane grin that makes me want to punch the screen so much
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
#
punch
want to shag
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# honestly wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# it can't just be me who finds something weirdly uncanny valley about her
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# i'm all for her so long as she doesn't speak
she sounds like a right scrubber.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Not for I, ta.
the voice just exacerbates it really. Though at least with geordie I simply can't understand it, unlike Barnsley, which is probably the least erotic accent on earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# WAHT?? are you MAD man?
i must just have very conventional tastes but i think she's hot
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# she's like a horrible plasticized child pretending to be a grown up
as designed by manufacturers of expensive fake goods that they want every little girl to admire and beg their parents to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# you say that like it's a bad thing ;)
honestly i would hate to meet her, i get the impression she's a horrible person, but i'd watch her (inevitable) sex tape.
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:57, archived)
# the human Bratz doll
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:58, archived)
# Eddie!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# Hahaha!
Who's Eddie then?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# you don't know Eddie?!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# I am unaware of his work
I am getting the gist of it though...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# i feel he will run on the spot in mid air before running off causing a small cloud
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Is your car insurance really that much?
Or your car worth so little?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# No, and no.
I am just being silly.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Well I was once in that position
my insurance was £650 for a £300 car!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Arrgh
nicely, but even as a geordie I cannae stand her
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Help I'm a fish!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# Arf, have an Assassins Tweed

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:52, archived)
# top work
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Cheers Prod!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:06, archived)
# The Count of Montefisto!
I always thought that sounded like a porno.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Hehe!
(Fluffster, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 13:46, archived)
# oooh - I remember that
brilliance!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Nice Herringbone action there...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:55, archived)
# its you! here! on the internet!
hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# *waves*
Hello, young Tom!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:07, archived)
# haha
give 'im a Werther's
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# *pokes with stick*
Steady, Mr Nibus....

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:19, archived)
# Harrison Creed!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# morning, I've done another four of these starwars russian matchbox designs


Click for bigger (70 kb)

others here: b3ta.com/board/9970622
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Absolutely brilliant!
Keep 'em coming! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Bloody Brilliant!!!
top work sir
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# what happened
to the Virginia Bible Institute?
: P
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:39, archived)
# nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# All excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:40, archived)
# great work
I like these a lot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:46, archived)
# Awesomeness comrade.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:49, archived)
# christ these are good
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:50, archived)
# Superb!
*big clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:53, archived)
# splendid stuff
i like this a lot because it is good.

they are like special little woodblock print.

how did you create them?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Oooo, that would be telling
Layers. They are split like a wood block or screenprint into the colours I took from the original matchboxes. so for the sand crawler I started with a full rusty silhouette and then built up the detail with the blue and a bit of highlight with the white.
and then I used some filters to match the original texture
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:11, archived)
# ah, i see.
splendid work. keep it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:28, archived)
# shit that is good
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:01, archived)
# Cor... these are lovely.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:16, archived)
# These are fantastic!
Please transfer the ability to do this into my head. Thanks.
(FlyingChumpino milk was a bad choice, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Are these available as prints?
if not they should be.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 11:29, archived)
# These are brill
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Yeah!
More super fantastico!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 19:56, archived)
[challenge entry] This ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# Ha ha ha - That's good Wobbly!
* needs more pixel cock?

/ puts himself back on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Ha ha ha, I just found out that you can put yourself on ignore!
- Go on, try it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:43, archived)
# and miss all the clique action?.....no thanks
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:45, archived)
# for Babs
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# Yay!
A slimer with tourettes!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Sore cock is sore.
Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:25, archived)
# fuck spanner!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:21, archived)
# Ah, now is this a Cheryl Cole joke?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Akshley, it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Is that a statement or a request?
It gets so hard to know, in these modern electric times.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:28, archived)
# does what it says
on the tin bucket
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:36, archived)
# ha ha
His powers of description know no bounds :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:37, archived)
# where's his parachute?
Freebs - are those really the lyrics?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:31, archived)
# PANORAMA!!!!
DONKEY!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:42, archived)
# ITCHY BOWOW!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# is that peter stringfellow in the red?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# isnt it that bloke off die hard
content7.flixster.com/photo/86/77/43/8677433_gal.jpg
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# It's a biggie.

(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:43, archived)
# Oh dear...
Oh dear oh dear Oh dear....

:)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
#

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Cheryl Cole joke lol
I think you may need to explain to those of us who don't buy Smash Hits
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# I can't seem to get that stupid song out of my head
So I thought I'd share the torment - our studio doesn't let us play music - so whatever I listen to on the drive to work gets stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# I don't know the song
I've probably heard it, but when girls aloud, teh saturdays, sugarbabes and all that sort of stuff comes on my brain just filters it out.
is this a lyrics joke?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:54, archived)
# mrs thor went to a works do last friday
they had the sugababes as a special guest.

i don't think their star is ascending anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# Mrs Thor works at Dagenham KFC?!!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# Shhhhhhhh
everyone will try and get free popcorn chicken with their order.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# Which is the one with the lycra superhero outfits?
Oh, says here, 'The Hoosiers'. No, that can't be right...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:01, archived)
# my work used to be like that with no music
so i used headphone to listen to my ituens library that i conveniently took to work on a 8GB pen drive.

i have a studio at home now and work for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Can I work for you too? sounds like a good place to work
I'd like to be massively overpaid too if thats alright
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# you can work for me if you want
but i can't massivily overpay you i'm afraid.

in fact i can't massivly overpay myself at the moment.

but this time next year rodney, we'll be millionaires.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# *hands you a drink with mini-umbrellas and fruit in it*
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# i'm dead posh me.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# cushty.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# is "poshing" a term for necrophylliac sex?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# it is now.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# It's too early in the morning
Help me out here... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:45, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# no ones admitting to knowing despite laughing
I think we're staying in the dark, although this may be a good thing
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:50, archived)
# Cheryl Cole has a song called parachute.
Cheryl Cole is selling her parachute on Ebay.
Whoever is browsing the listing is also looking for a divorce lawyer.

That's about as far as I got :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:52, archived)
# she's got a good seller rating
is that part of it?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# It's either a red parachute or it's a strawberry jelly.
The more I think about it, the more confused I get.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# hmm, the postage for such a large item is very low, perhaps its that
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:57, archived)
# Maybe Postman Pat just drops it out of his helicopter on the way past?
I mean, what the fugg is Postman Pat doing with a fugging helicopter now?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# "Special Delivery Service
Na-na-na-na-nuh....

S - D - S

Mission Accomplished!"

Errm, dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:18, archived)
# It's just not the same...
"Driving along with the bakers man,
In a rackety, tackety baker's van..."
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ok, ok I'm sorry
O had a feeling I'd pay for that one :) I'm just glad I don't post enough to have a rep to ruin!
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:58, archived)
# seriously, what's the joke, we don't get it and would like to know
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:59, archived)
# You're a bit of a legend round these parts toast
I refuse to believe that a man of you ability, skill and intellect didn't google parachute + cheyl cole :)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# i see
the lyrics say she don't need a parachute.

sounds like a fairly lame filler track.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# You're misreading, it says I'm lazy not legend
:D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Cheryl cole is getting divorced and she has a Parachute for sale
because the lyrics of her song say:

"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
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"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
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"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"I don't need no parachute, cos baby I got a you"
"cos you're gonna catch me when I fall"
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# wow
great lyrics!
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# But she won't have him if she is getting divorced, thus she will be needing the parachute?
*Confused.com*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# Mop please.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# ad infinitum
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# From her lyrical prowess I would suggest she should be buying not selling
if she now doesn't have a husband with remarkable decent control skills, she would need a parachute - assuming she er, falls out of aeroplanes alot.

I have worked out why I hate this kind of drivelly pop shite
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:07, archived)
# I'd like to think..
...that if she did fall from a great height that the lightness of her body compared to the heavy head she has would have the same effect as those little helicoper seeds that fall from sycamore trees.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Oh I just clicked ignore instead of reply. It's nothing personal....
I would like to test this theory out. If I fell from 30000 feet, would Ashley Cole break my fall?

Perhaps I'd better test it using a sack of potatoes rather than myself first...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:08, archived)
# Maybe you would fall into a bath of his moisturizing cream and be saved! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# only to then be drowned
as you wouldn't be able to swim out.

and if you did manage to swim out you'd end up being gang raped in the anus by some footballers. allegedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:15, archived)
# Thank fuck for the gel
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Oooh Toasty!
I've got it!

This would make perfect sense if she was BUYING the parachute and not SELLING it.

According to her song, she DOES now need a parachute, because she doesn't have you. I mean "him".

*happy for the rest of the day*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# I have arrived at a similar conclusion
our work is done, now lets forget this whole sorry mess and move on to something more demanding of our intellect. I might draw someone with a small willy, possibly swearing.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Sounds like a plan :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# make sure he has a bright purple bellend.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Perhaps it needs a warning box
saying 'Are you sure you want to withdraw this listing?'
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Ahh, didn't spot the other tabs.
Surely there's more to this though?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# indeed
is cheryl is the seller then this shouldn't be her browser window.

this is the buyers window, so who is viewing cheryl coles listing?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:04, archived)
# And divorce lawyers.
Anyway, didn't she ask to be called 'Tweedy' again. Or was it 'Sylvester'? I'm easily confusionised.

Ah, actually, no-one is signed in, so maybe it is her, just checking the current price. At least she's security-conscious enough not to automate her login with saved passwords.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:06, archived)
# she should change it back to tweedy
and then get a contract promoting harris tweed.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:09, archived)
# Or 'Tweed' perfume.
Do they still make that? I think my Mum still has the bottle I gave her twenty years ago...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:14, archived)
# it should make a come back
fronted by teh tweedy
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:16, archived)
# Just in time
to buy my mum another bottle!
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:19, archived)
# *Retracts bid*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:49, archived)
# cheryl cole has joined the red devils to get over her painful split from ashley?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# nope no idea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:51, archived)
# *Checks BBC 'Entertainment' news...*
Ooh, Culture Club might be getting back together...

Nope, sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:55, archived)
# Do you really want to hurt me?
Do you really want to make me cry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# Sorry, I didn't mean to cause such distress.
Maybe it's just a story about the three other guys getting Community Service orders...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:00, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:03, archived)
# How do we know it's new?
For sale: One parachute, brand new, never opened.
(xixax, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Six shootist shoots six shooters
(blattermaus gwapple me gwapenuts, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:16, archived)
# How rare.
In other news, I got accosted by a Jehovah's witness at 8am this morning in the queue for the bus. How out of line is that?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:34, archived)
# they always get you when you're at your lowest
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:36, archived)
# True dat.
Didn't even have the mental capacity to phrase a witty yet barbed retort...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:38, archived)
# "fuck off you god bothering twat" usually works a treat
Plus they cant retort to that or their god will punish them
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:41, archived)
# They stand outside my tube station in the mornings
If I have time I love to wind them up :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:40, archived)
# depends on where you're standing
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:56, archived)
# FRONT BUM.
Ning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:44, archived)
# Visiting Brazil? Visit the wonderful city or Rio DeNiro!
(I helped save b3ta! gingerbenji wrote a book http://goo.gl/8UiGjd, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:20, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:30, archived)
# Just stepped out of the bath, eh? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:35, archived)
# take two guns into the shower?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:37, archived)
# very apt
for the murder capital of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:36, archived)
# That makes me want to shoot someone
to impress Jodie Foster.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:44, archived)
# it a wasted cause
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:48, archived)
# Because she prefers the bearded clam?
allegedly
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# no allegedly about it
she was very protective of her private life until the other year when her partner was shown on various news sites and confirmed as her long term life partner.

not long after that they split up. iirc.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:07, archived)
# I didn't know that
ning Thor

not too late a night I hope?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:10, archived)
# 2am
so an hour better then the previous night.

i'm aiming for 1am tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:02, archived)
# Not "Robert DeRio" then...?
(I helped save b3ta! Zuowan, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:03, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:05, archived)
# Hahaha
Good 'ning all. No spam this Tuesday?

Edit Oh and if anyone's not had a good old roffle at this yet - www.b3ta.com/links/Anatomy_of_a_hashtag_cashgordon
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 9:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Quick n dirrrrrty

1 2 3 4
I really should go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:00, archived)
# I sincerely hope he's telling the devil to bloody well sod off.
Bloody devils. Pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:03, archived)
# I can't tell
which one is the most afraid
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:05, archived)
# The devil.
Sheer embodiment of fear = most afraid once the shit hits the fan. Which has clearly occurred in this scenario.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:07, archived)
# love it
I am reminded of this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ri7VEqwHME
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Wow
that makes me feel old, I was getting people to listen to him when I was in school =) Had more success with bands like Wire though.
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 6:02, archived)
# WORK IT
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxFYGe4bMac

yeah I know, none of my face-to-face friends have ever liked him.
fucking pussies.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 6:09, archived)
# I was going bed
but I got a feeling I'll be spending half on youtube =)

The album this came from had similar effects on my friends much the same as Foetus
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ns-fw7a16Gw
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 6:13, archived)
# sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 6:57, archived)
# nice bass work
peachy

*oops* wrong post replied to.
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 6:28, archived)
# N I N G A L L S !
Wobbly has just spent the last hour pushing F5 on page two and wondering why all the posts were so old?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 7:19, archived)
# the devil regreted ordering the the beef phaal last night
but the lure of that soft bunny fur on his burning tattered ringpiece was almost too much to resist.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:46, archived)
#
TOAP



Click for bigger (160 kb)
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:58, archived)
# i'm sorry, what does childfucker steve fielding have to remember?
does childfucker steve fielding have no time to monitor his website because he's too busy fucking children? i will have to tune into the news again tomorrow to see what childfucker steve fielding will do in response to this.


(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Horrible news to tell ya.
I just tried to buy a nice new CD copy of The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle on Amazon. £3.99. Wicked. Or so I thought.

But then I saw the track listing. Not wicked. Shit, in fact. The full version literally costs 10 times the amount.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:29, archived)
# download with a clear conscience.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:45, archived)
# Always.
But through shit speakers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:51, archived)
# does this mean you have
friggin' in the riggin' as a b side?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:07, archived)
# Love it full stop.
I'd put it on Radio 1 on loop. Swashbucklin' fun for folk of all ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)
# childfucker steve fielding forgot to moderate his messageboard.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)
# CHEER UP, STEVE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:55, archived)
# heh.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:57, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:08, archived)
# HAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 10:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Rembrandt was an MU fan
(Subway Riding the rails underground, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:41, archived)
# I'm quite fond of him too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:46, archived)
# Pffft.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)
# we all love the mu.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:10, archived)
# Best of all the greek letters
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:38, archived)
# Some bones or something
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:32, archived)
# This exudes menace, mo.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Bownes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:40, archived)
# eek!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:45, archived)
# i liak yer scary stuff, moof
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:51, archived)
# nice.
see, i could be a real dick here and say 'this is what happens when you spend too much time in a tanning bed', but luckily i'm not a dick.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:38, archived)
# HE CAME TO CHEW.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:47, archived)
# EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:09, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 6:57, archived)
# Take THAT!
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:29, archived)
# did you photoshop this? it looks familiar
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:33, archived)
# Not shopped.Don't hurt me!
(muckluks notsureyet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:35, archived)
# THERE WILL BE BLOOD
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Ouch.
Not the good eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:15, archived)
# HAI!
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:08, archived)
# hai!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:25, archived)
# that's one well hung cat
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:59, archived)
# awwww
 
that's Jasper and Squee, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 5:31, archived)
# pleqse don't post old pictures you found on the interweb.
read the FAQ, it states it quite clearly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:32, archived)
# does the faq use the word "pleqse" as well? ;-)
edit. on reflection that question is probably in the faq isn't it (and this one too)
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:40, archived)
# tsk
it's all in the faq.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:50, archived)
# Target for tonight: Australia Post.


Despite having two pieces of paper from the UK embassy in Australia and UK IPS guidelines proving my point, Australia Post refused to accept my passport application for a UK passport, saying the embassy and the UK Identity and Passport Service are wrong about countersignatures.
However, they very nearly took a $280 payment for it, while saying that they would recommend that the application be rejected without refund.
F******** RAAAAAGE!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Take some bird pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Did.
Loads, just the other day:
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/abirds.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# AUSTRALIAN WOOD DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Wood.
Sorry, "would". Hang on, that's just wrong...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# WOOD DUCK!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# how much duck can a wood duck duck etc
hi nick
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:12, archived)
# Hi ben
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# TAWNY FROGMOUTH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# bird porn!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# my cloaca is dripping....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# !
How delightful.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:18, archived)
# That's given me the hornbill.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# I've got a hardhead
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Apart from "shag", I've run out of innuendos...
The RAGE™ has blinded me to punnage.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# Boobies
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Tits
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:41, archived)
# Just for the mind piss, have a pair of great tits.
www.tonykeenebirds.co.uk/sbirds/greattit.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:47, archived)
# tits
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Great tits are the largest of the tit family
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:57, archived)
# shaving cut?
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# eggshell shard trauma.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:33, archived)
# At least 280 of your foreign money units is only like £4
Exchange rate jokes :(

Hope you get it sorted mate.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Other way round with the way stirling is dying....
Ta! Rage levels are slowly subsiding.
Anyone remember Stressed Eric and his vein that would strangle him when he got the rage?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:11, archived)
# Yes, yes I do.
I don't really understand why the Australian postal service is involved in your application for a UK passport at all.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:30, archived)
# The embassy sold the processing to them.
They get $50 per application while the embassy could lay off staff.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:32, archived)
# Australia Post is involved in a lot of odd things
For example, they own a large patisserie franchise.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:52, archived)
# whatta buncha dicks.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)
# Just to add to that.
The consulate-general's email address is broken.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
# I have encountered similar:
Death by spoons is too good for them.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
# Oh christ...
"Nah, mate, you can't kill people here with that spoon. It's not been countersigned."
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:24, archived)
# balls.
at least it didn't cost you the 280.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:16, archived)
# Aye, there's that.
I've lowered the DEFRAGE level to DEFRAGE 3: dark muttering.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Colonel, there is one important thing you should know:
It's shit here.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# Only the bureaucracy.
Much like everywhere else.
Otherwise, it's been grand so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:37, archived)
# I beg your pardon.
Perhaps it's wonderful here, and I've merely misperceived it for all these decades.

What's so unshit about it, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:42, archived)
# I've made some good friends here.
The scenery's great, the wildlife is great, the transport in Sydney's very good. People aren't quite so hard-line conservative as some places I've been. Sure, it's got some issues, but it's definitely no worse than Blighty.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Hahaha, I thought we were talking about Blighty.
What cuntry are we talking about, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:49, archived)
# Australia.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Paradise.
England's orrible.

(Although the people one's with can change the circumstances to a remarkable degree)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:59, archived)
# Certainly.
The friends I had in Bern just about made it bearable for a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 23 Mar 2010, 3:54, archived)
# Very true.
I met a Schwitz-Deutsch girl called Esther Fuchs in France, and it took nearly a week for the juvenile pleasure in her name to wear off.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:01, archived)
# yeah well one of my undergrads' names is Poon
 
uhhhuuhhhuuhhhuuhh.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Bloody hell.
How can you cope?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 4:17, archived)
[challenge entry] For Postbear.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
# you, sir, are a goody two-shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# Well, I wasn't expecting that
Although I have felt a bit of a philistine with the others--not so much here.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)
# we take in all the outcasts here.
well, except for those people. you know.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# LITTLE GOODY TWO SHOES, LITTLE GOODY TWO SHOES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:06, archived)
# A NEW ROYAL FAMILY
A WILD NOBILITY
WE ARE THE FAMILY

(49p from Woolies, 1981)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:37, archived)
# 49p
Highway Robbery!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:44, archived)
# But there's more.
Malcolm McLaren went on to cause some even more remarkable records to be made. "Double Dutch", for example.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Watch it
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rt6Co7EMNCU

I dare you.

(I managed about 10 seconds)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# Visuals apart,
it's ace music, I promise.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# the operatic stuff he did after that was a bit crap
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:05, archived)
# True.
The house music in 3/4 time was, erm... shit. But Adam & Them Ants and Double Dutch and The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle were fucking ace.
And even my mum loves Bow Wow Wow's "Go Wild In The Country".
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
# where snaxe in the grass are absolutely free
classic
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:31, archived)
# ahhhahhhah yes
cheap, exploitative shite, but still far more enjoyable than "Buffalo Gals"
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# I have awakeed a monster!
Forgive me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# when we do the double dutch that's them dancing
www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAqPG1a0uz0
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:20, archived)
# OK
Time for bed.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:23, archived)
# lol I always misheard that line
 
yay for albums with no lyrics sheets
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:28, archived)
# ahhhahhhah.
I was only a young thing when that came out, but I do know a shit song when I hear one.

The internet informs me he put out a remix in 1998, THE HORROR
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:26, archived)
# i raged
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:19, archived)
# Howcum?
Sure, it's exploitative. And?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:29, archived)
# i dont like musicals
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:35, archived)
# It's not Glee!
It's just some patronising poof exploiting children. Which is the essence of pop, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:39, archived)
# Can we all wax your pussy now?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:59, archived)
# it'll cost you.
he is badgering me to meet him, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:22, archived)
# charming
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Ah
Subtle innuendo.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:45, archived)
# cut him open. there must be something inside.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
# Are you sure about that?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:52, archived)
# No
But I did manage to make a Rothko look like a Just 17 cover.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:08, archived)
# that's hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:56, archived)
# looks like a rauschenberg interpretation of corey haim's autopsy
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# Thanks
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Nobody has done a Thomas Kinkade yet.
"Painter of Red Light"


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(You should click the biggerer for all the glorious detail.)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Downright sinister.
(I bought the book in the end. It was only £13.47, which is bugger all for a 900-page hardback book)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:17, archived)
# at first i thought it was a gingerbread house
but then i noticed that the witches are wicked...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# that's because it's not 'art' as any earthling would describe it.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# One of the places my band plays at (usually once a year)
is next door the the original Kinkade gallery (Placerville, CA - used to be called Hangtown.) As much as I hate to do it, I always go there on on a break to see what new crap they are hawking - at outrageous prices!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# you should find an expensive gift bag and box somewhere.
then take a dump in it and 'forget' it in the gallery.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:27, archived)
# Oh, you're naughty.
A couple of years ago, my mate's dog shat on the beach in Barmouth, Wales.
So he buried it, drew a big X and wrote "BURIED TREASURE" with an arrow pointing to it.
We walked away.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:53, archived)
# i would never do such a thing.
that would be cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Good eye.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:13, archived)
# just the one?
*weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:21, archived)
# Good idea!
There was a "Painter of Blight" show in Seattle a while back - some friends of mine did some wicked paintings!
360digest.com/2006/03/16/painter-of-blight/ and
paintersofblight.blogspot.com//
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# haha, thanks. i'll have to do some reading later.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:00, archived)
# OH HELL YES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:10, archived)
[challenge entry] incidentally, look what i found in HMV the other day...
look what i found in HMV the other day...

made me giggle momentarily...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:22, archived)
# $27 !
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:25, archived)
# quebec city
i think that the dubbed dvds cost more...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# it's only canadian dollars
it's not like it's real money.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:41, archived)
# hehe
although the exchange rate is currently ruining me...
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:43, archived)
# says the viking, one of the people who make their own coins....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# Wow, a Canada fight.
Let's have it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# *smashes with hockey stick fashioned from a moose antler*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Bloody stereotypes, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:57, archived)
# the best little whore house in narnia
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Storyteller (sitting with large children's book, at desk) Hello, Children, hello.
Here is this morning's story. Are you ready? Then we'll begin. (opens book; reads) 'One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her...; (reads silently, turns over page quickly, smiles) 'Old Nick the Sea Captain was a rough tough jolly sort of fellow. He loved the life of the sea and he loved to hang out down by the pier where the men dressed as ladies...' (reads on silently; a stick enters vision and pokes him; he starts and turns over page)..... 'Rumpletweezer ran the Dinky Tinky shop in the foot of the magic oak tree by the wobbly dumdum bush in the shade of the magic glade down in Dingly Dell. Here he sold contraceptives and ... discipline?... naked? ... (without looking up, reads a bit; then, incredulously to himself) With a melon!?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Whut you talkin' 'bout, Winnie?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9974718
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:15, archived)
# Aw, fuck.
Blocked. Sodding employers.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# Just scroll down a bit then.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Blocked again, I'm afraid.
Sorry. No wonder I spend so much time making dim wisecracks about other peoples' pics.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Where's sundrop to save the day?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Something something.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:18, archived)
# You've let me down, you've let /board down and most importantly, you've let yourself down :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# jacka... lope?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:20, archived)
# Sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:32, archived)
# napes!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:51, archived)
#
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(herman:D, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# gah!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:56, archived)
# time to wake up, huh?

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# racist
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
# great throbbing hitlers!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:01, archived)
# hooray for eddie hitler!
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:02, archived)
# Name?
Eddie Hitler.

Oh. Any relation?

Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:04, archived)
# aaaaahhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:03, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:21, archived)
# heil
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Hitler was a massive top bottom
(JoePesky, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 8:25, archived)
[challenge entry]


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(ALBIONISM, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:52, archived)
# da vinci's skinhead
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:57, archived)
#
skinhead

arsehole
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:00, archived)
# not all them are racists
the skinhead image was hijacked by neo nazis
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:14, archived)
# yeah, we've got loads of good skins here.
the bar i worked in did a skin and punk night and they were great guys (and women) to have as customers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Reggae is the key.
Honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:26, archived)
# it was a gay bar so they were latrgely queer skins, and that helped too.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:28, archived)
# Downloading "Ring The Alarm" by Tenor Saw would probably be inexpensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:34, archived)
# he died way too young.
i don't work there any longer, but i played pretty much any skin bands they'd bring me discs of. i supplied the punk but have zero skinhead music.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:36, archived)
# Reggae is skinhead music.
Skrewdiver, 4-Skins etc is nasty horrible nonsense for nasty horrible people.

Shop around!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:42, archived)
# true reggae and oldschool hardcore
bad brains, minor threat cro-mags etc, great bands. also all the punk the mazi skins make sounds fucking terrible.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:46, archived)
# except bad brains were also a load of bigots.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:48, archived)
# huh?
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:49, archived)
# bigtime homophobes.
they walked out on a few shows they were supposed to play with bands that had gay members or who had male members who wore dresses. they were also pretty vocal about it. it led to them getting a lot of flack in the first few years they were around.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:54, archived)
# i never knew about that, thats a bit shit
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:55, archived)
# yeah, it blows especially because they made some good music.
there were also a ton of rumours about either hr or daryl jennifer being gay themselves, but i don't think they ever came out afterward.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:01, archived)
# Twats.
Blokes wearing dresses is always funny, PLUS anyone can wear whatever they bloody well like. Surely.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:02, archived)
# there was a good interview with them and some of the bands they argued/fought with in print years ago (mrr?).
that i can't find now. too bad, it went through a lot of bands that refused to play with them. i did dig up an interview with dj where he sort of apologises.

" And do you know this homophobic bit that they keep saying about us? In short, years ago when we were first discovering Rastafari, I tried to explain to people that you grow. You’re growing. In Rastafari and even in Christianity, they disagree with homosexuality. That’s a known fact. So the point being here, when we first were discovering Rastafari – like any young men or any young women getting into anything – you’re overzealous. Back in 1988, I might have been saying, “Fire burn…” I’m 25 years old! You’ve got to understand that I’m a young man growing, getting into something. Now I’m 46 years old and I’ve learned that that’s ignorant. I’ve learned through the years that we’re all God’s children, regardless of your race, creed, color, sexuality, any of that.

You get people out there, that when we come back in the public eye, they immediately run and go, “Don’t like them. Those dudes hate. They’re homophobes.” What they’re doing is really just hating on us. H.R. wrote a song “Don’t Blow Bubbles” in 1988 and now still today there are people out there that won’t let that go. They don’t understand that we’ve grown. Just like anyone, I’m not ashamed to say, “Maybe I could have been…” Damn right, I was a homophobe! I shouldn’t have to explain that to the world because everyone will do that. That’s wisdom. You have to grow to be wise."
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:09, archived)
# Good heavens.
The dood did some nifty backpedalling there, once his record sales were endangered.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:17, archived)
# he almost had a real apology that might have been convincing.
but then he had to accuse people of hating them because they were bigots. that stance just makes me want to kick him (and everyone who uses it) in the face.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:25, archived)
#
*donates some nails and a bit of broken glass*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 2:34, archived)
# nah, i have all the reggae i need.
and i'm well aware of skrewdriver and all that. frankly a lot of oi and that subset of music didn't do much for me.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 1:47, archived)
# i would bet cash money and/or delicious baked goods that attila lukacs has drawn this very image more than once.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 0:59, archived)

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