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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I Like this
ihasahotdog.com/2010/02/02/funny-dog-pictures-commented-lolz/
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Bored
Found this in my archive recently:
Alistair Darling Animated Eyebrows
(frannkrabbit I don't have a sig, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# The brows are just irresistable, aren't they?
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# that caterpiller seems to be doing something when it gets to the other caterpiller???

It's not related to this is it???
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
#
/would
(Slackness, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Did
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(ALBIONISM, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Errr.......
www.b3ta.com/board/10009571 ?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# This one is compoed.
You can change them into a compo entry by editing them and selecting the appropriate compo from the drop-down list (at least that's what I tried when I did it and it worked for me - a few weeks ago.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Hamtouching prick, you ruined my Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# BINDUN








by you
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# ooo
i like that
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Me too.
I love irony.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Cooooooool.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# soup kitchen ahead?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# a repost?!?
what next, GENOCIDE?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Doo doo-do-do... DAA-NA Break it down!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# One of the oldest laws
It was mentioned in the Code of Hammerubi.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# HAMMERZEIT

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# Eh eh oh oh, eh eh oh
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# ...

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Your profile just burnt my face off
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Why did you plant that action in my head?

...to draw me People's Elbowing Adrian Chiles in the face whilst Christine...

I can just about focus on the keyboard now, although it hasn't stopped moving yet.
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Just sharing the love
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# I think that 2 can chunder should have this...
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# Thank you, I have added it to my profile page.
I am always looking for more stuff to add to my profile page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# I like how you can see the dancing rabbit through her pubes.
I am planning to offer a web-design service, if anyone's interested.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry]
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Cunts operate in this area
(sinister, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
#
or at least they did in 97 when Bliar ran his operation from there.....
(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
#
Cunts will always operate in that area.
(sinister, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# The Tories have a big office there now...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# cunts
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:53, archived)
[challenge entry] hmmm

may I put this here?
(I helped save b3ta! Zhmei HEY B3TA I WAS ON YOUR DINGY ISLAND AT LAST!1!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# I am glad that the naughty shop challenge is still around, 'cause I like this
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I was supposed to be cleaning the house but. ..............
.

.
Aggie's feather duster actually looks like a volcanic eruption on
its own....
.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# It's not an opposite, but...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# oh for flux sake
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I've been think about movies to torrent
*ahem* I mean purchase
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Got my first
copyright infringement complaint notice from my ISP yesterday.
Feel like I'm a real bad-ass now.
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Remember to use
PeerBlock if you torrent.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Thanks!
(Rogue Sausage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Chavman!!
This guy is so classy he asked his toothless girlfriend to hold his balls as they were like spacehoppers!
Thanks to my friend Pinz for taking this photo and dealing with his toothless girlfriend when asked if she was taking his photo...
'shop it all you want. I'm not fussed!

(By George I Think He's Got It! It's not fucking Sheep is it?!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I THINK YOUR PROBLEM IS TERMITES.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Eh?


Also, I want a suit of clothes like that. I'd wow all the ladies.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# It was this image that you wanted us to mess around with, wasn't it?
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# now it just looks like chinny.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Ahahahaha
Gorgeous!

I don't remember saying anything about people messing around with pictures but if people particularly want, I seem to have uploaded the source to this at some point. www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/kate-nash-dressed-1010075.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# By George
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# hmmm
www.b3tards.com/u/8b5b151f962a8656e5fe/kate-nash-undressed-1010075.jpg

file not found :(

(read url carefully :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Hahaa. Oh my.
Imagine of your job was to make images like this;

i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/13/article-0-0217E7CD000005DC-784_468x684.jpg

circle that spot!
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# i would be the happiest man alive
i may send them my cv and portfolio

by "portfolio" i mean, of course, my b3ta profile
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# CHAVMAN
best of all the super heroes
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# His alter ego looks
exactly the same, just with the hood up.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# That's adorable
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:07, archived)
# 'lo misses :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# Ello Prodge :)
How's things?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:17, archived)
# yea..same ol' rubbish :)

you back now?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:18, archived)
# For now
It could be pure procrastination, but I've found myself drawn back to the place. The fella is off t'work every day and my degree work is slowing down now. So yeah, time to spare :)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# :D thats awesome!
"Smoog" I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Do you do the artwork for Mr. Scruff?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I wish :)

he draws them all himself
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Yay you!
As soon as I start drawing again, we shall have a nonsense-off. Highlight of the internet
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I like this
It's simple but pleasant
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:13, archived)
# Is your username supposed to be ironic?






(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I think I live with him
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:08, archived)
# do you have no teeth?
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:09, archived)
# A full set, and only slightly nicotine stained
He looks very much like my housemate, who is thieving pikey scum, and runs on pure shell suit.

I had to take his clothes out the wash the other day. *boik*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# hahaha he looks like he's part of a budget space travel program
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I thought this, a little bit
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Flyin' to the moon in a stolen ASDA shopping cart powered by looted fire extinguishers
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# When he gets there he'll hurl a broken washing machine onto the moongarden,
before building a one stop out of moon rocks to hang around outside of.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# NO

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:07, archived)
# I recognise the bus stop...
...Oxford Street, Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely day for a swim
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Hahaha
"Take off your costume, there's probably a nonce around" wins it.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:49, archived)
# this makes me laugh
do more! more more more!
(I helped save b3ta! Duncoffin is life., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# That quacks me up
(tichy, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:10, archived)
# I see a pun
and I am drawn towards it like a homing beakon.
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Hahaha
Their pool certainly rules!
(Cruising Capacity, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# ha ha
but have this
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] 'Ning everyone


(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# Arf!
And did you know that Angel Delight is a gateway drug?
It's true!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Shit!
But was it only because it was strawberry? What are the stats on the effect of ingestion of Butterschotch Angel Delight? or B-SAD, as I have no doubt the kids are calling it.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Strawberry leads to cocaine and alcohol
Butterscotch leads to heroin.
Chocolate will allegedly have you shooting temazepam into your veins.
Banana is worst, it involves pizza and butt prostitutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Hide Drug!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
[challenge entry] I blame that Neighbours programme
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Finally, one of your pics I get ;)
Ha! Nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# arf
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] reclaiming beer gardens one by one


300dpi higher res uncensored version
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:17, archived)
# Now that's what I'm talking about!
Have a click :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# My university's going smoke-free next year
I think I might have to print this out heaps of times and put them up around the campus.
(ElGranto, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 1:04, archived)
# excellent
:D
(manwiddicombe is thinking of something witty to add here, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 8:38, archived)
[challenge entry] ... it'll be dun in a minnit ..

... uh, geddit?
(DanKiddieWomb ########################################, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:10, archived)
# Filename helped. A bit.

(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Is it a brevel
crossing?
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# Yes Don
yes it is
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:00, archived)
# I want this
on a poster
(horrid, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 9:57, archived)
#
(ALBIONISM, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 9:00, archived)
# Are you going to play snooker with them?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 9:03, archived)
# See I see that
and think of Cannon Fodder instead.



/raised on Amiga blog
(I helped save b3ta! Lazlo Woodbine Panowie!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# war
never been so much fun
(Cratesmith, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Sensible Software!
All their games were great. Did anyone else play "Cannon Soccer"?

/also raised on Amiga blog
(Sneezy Badger can't wait to quit his job on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
[challenge entry] the canadian alternative?
(--++--++-- Earl of Rottingham, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)
# The Canadian alternative to pubes.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:30, archived)
#
I'm not sure I understand that.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 8:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Uncertain destination?


Click to embiggen.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:53, archived)
# Should I click to embiggen?
I'm not sure
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:23, archived)
# Whether it makes the picture any better
is neither here nor there. :)
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:27, archived)
# You'll hear from my lawyer soon

He has a new smash flop single out.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:29, archived)
# Clicking to embiggen
ensures that more quantum pixels are forced into existence.
This action retards the natural entropy of the universe and as such should help to delay the onset of the big crunch - the end of the universe.

Thank you. You are a hero,
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 8:05, archived)
# Don't know what to have for dinner?
Bargey's Random Dinner generator can help
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:13, archived)
# Faster!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:17, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I was going to have cheese but this fucker beat me to it...
(twattybanjo, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:19, archived)
# Nick's got his eye on the salmonella.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:32, archived)
# Shopped pics only.
k/bye.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:38, archived)
# b3ta always slows down when it gets to Australia. Is it the laid-back lifestyle, I wonder?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:54, archived)
# Never been
But my mates from Aus make it sound wonderful.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:16, archived)
# A friend of mine moved there from the UK.
Bought a big house very cheap. But it's only made of wood.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# CRIKEY, DOES HE KNOW ABOUT TERMITES?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:23, archived)
# Apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:24, archived)
# And Wolves (Big, bad...)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# You can't make a house from termites, silly!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# BULLSHIT, IT'S A BRILLIANT NEW BUILDING MATERIAL.
The only problem is, bits of wood come along and eat the termites.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:27, archived)
# Maybe its leg had grow and it run away
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:30, archived)
# Give em some tinnies
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# The news just said Liverpool fc is up for sale.
I wish I was rich enough to buy it and then just disband the team...
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:31, archived)
# THEY ARE FOR SALE, AS THEY HAVE JUST BEEN EATEN BY TERMITES
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:32, archived)
# That's what you get when you make your football players from wood, I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:35, archived)
# Given the Liverpudlian economy
Anyone got a tenner?

Pity it's not Arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:37, archived)
# They have termites here
and lots of wood-frame houses. Maybe your termites are meaner?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:28, archived)
# TERMITES ARE A BIG PROBLEM. ONCE, A BAND OF TERMITES ATE MY UNDERWEAR.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:37, archived)
# Did they at least play you a tune in return?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:39, archived)
# YES THEY DID. IT WAS A REALLY BAD VERSION OF
'The girl from Ipanema'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:47, archived)
# THEY ARE STRONG BELIEVERS IN FREESTYLING
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)
# TERMITES HAVE SHOWN US THE WAY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:45, archived)
# Commando Termites
(beats ants in your pants)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:41, archived)
# I'm really annoyed about my expensive brassiere
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:47, archived)
# BURN IT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:00, archived)
# What do you mean 'style'?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# NO STYLE IS A STYLE
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)
# holy FUCK

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 7:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice one!

I got venison.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:33, archived)
# haha!
i'm torn between the casserole & the bottom of your ashtray.

(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:56, archived)
# Well, I was going to have leftover spaggetti, but it looks like I'm having a stuffed sheep's head.
I could go for a shit load of dimsims and a bucket of soya sauce though.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:15, archived)
# A STUFFED SHEEP'S HEAD?
Fuck you, I wanted NUTMEAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:17, archived)
# :(
ROADKILL SURPRISE??? I'm starting to suspect this isn't a vegetarian restaurant at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:22, archived)
# I RAN OVER A LETTUCE THE OTHER DAY. YOU CAN HAVE THAT
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:23, archived)
# That depends.
Are your tyres organic rubber?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:24, archived)
# My front tyre is worn out, and my rear tyre has an antipuncture layer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# WOOHOO NUTMEAT
on about the 2000th try.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:26, archived)
# ROADKILL SURPRISE
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:17, archived)
# ^ This
Could you please let me know if this is a suitable dish for a Vegetarian?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:29, archived)
# In Somalia
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:35, archived)
# I ALREADY ATE MY HEART OUT FUCKER.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:18, archived)
# A bucket of soy sauce!
Boooo! I wanted the nutmeat too!
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 6:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Just thought I would

Have fun.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 4:09, archived)
# Is it made from termites?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:28, archived)
# Yay! A comment.
And no. Sadly there are no termites in London. It has a range of other pests though.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 5:40, archived)

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