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# Walking down the streets of Brighton
'ning! Long time no post...



Not really an opposite, but I couldn't walk past this sign without changing it.

(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:53, archived)
# and so you should
more people should be aware of the very real danger of zombies, especially when their ramp is wet.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# CAUTION
diarrhoea!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Take extra care when rump is wet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Yes!
It shall be changed! Again!
(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# too late:(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Imodium was working on a new anti-diarrhoea medicine
but it got leaked.

This made their share price crash - the market fell out of their bottom.

Also, their staff don't play the lottery - they prefer the pools.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# someone say Zombies?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# this is the only good thing he ever did
apart from dying
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# what about that thing he did?
you know?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:05, archived)
# that thing with the orange, the clown and the hosepipe?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:09, archived)
# its too orangy for crows
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
# just for me and my dog
if i had a dog
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# pfft...not quite as spectacular as Michael Hutchence's but,hey
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:07, archived)
# as long as they're dead
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# So Long Fussy Hussy!


Click for bigger (218 kb)
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Where do you get those ugly plastercine things from?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
#
kind of hard to tell if your question is serious or sarcastic when you call them ugly...
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 22:10, archived)
#
Pob's mum and dad?
(RTL+, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:25, archived)
# Look at this Jermaine
(unpronouncable, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I don't know what, why or who
but it's beautiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:47, archived)
# i actually like your dancing artichoke
jackson, however...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# wel
he can also dance like Phill Collins.
(unpronouncable, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:59, archived)
# he's a cunt as well
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:00, archived)
# ok
and Angus Young?
(unpronouncable, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# who's he?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:03, archived)
# The guy
from AC/DC who jumps on one leg...
(unpronouncable, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# ah, hoppity
he's ok
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Yeah ok
next time Artisjok Rudy wil move like Angus Young.
(unpronouncable, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:12, archived)
# just make sure
people don't mistake him for heather mills
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Thanks
for reminding me...I'll do my best.
(unpronouncable, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Testicles just for you, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:31, archived)
# cross your arse?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:32, archived)
# asshat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:39, archived)
# asshead?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:48, archived)
# KITTENS GIVE MORBO GAS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:50, archived)
# “So… Humans have easily injured knees…
My race will find this information very useful indeed! Muhuhahahaha! Morbo demands comments! ……and that’s why the third graders at PS139 are Morbo’s “Vermin Of The Week”
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:54, archived)
# i like morbo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# what was I thinking?
I've been in the pub and have mullered a bottle of wine since coming home.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:51, archived)
# thats a penis
not an ass
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:02, archived)
# I know
hence www.b3ta.com/board/10009979
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# umm
asshat?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# q where?
Oh - there it is.

In other news, I added a couple of image challenge suggestions - what do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:16, archived)
# i think sundays are too long
and a bit dull
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# normally i wouldnt, but
seeing as no one noticed i had left
anwidibacca
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# who is that little pile of feminine wrongness?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# thats ann
edit : ann widdecombe
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# ah, right.
oooohh, doctor who!
*scurries off*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
# no no no i edited to make more sence
now im going to wash my hands in gin
:S this is the worst re-ariaval i have ever done
goes off to hide in the pub
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Good thing it's saturday reet noo
Are you feeling a little out of time?
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# yes
today has been dull, it feels like another sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Today I spent far too much money
I am now going to be broke for the next month. On the plus side, I'll be broke but with a spanking new telly and a washing machine for company. And a guy living upstairs with some horribly shit taste in music and speakers that are far too loud.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:36, archived)
# lol!
the poor are funny ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:10, archived)
# i must be fucking hysterical then
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:16, archived)
# I won't be poor forever!
But the guy upstairs will always be an impoverished witless cunt. (Also, as soon as I'm free of the contract, I'm out of here and to the edge of the city to live against the trees.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahahaha
zing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 19:20, archived)
# That's her snookered
.
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# Heh
Silly boy
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:12, archived)
# pfff!
zhiang was getting his arse kicked all over the crucible the last time i looked
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# JACK NICHOLSON
hurrah for impossible triangles!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:21, archived)
# whoah!


EDIT: Is that Gary Numan?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:39, archived)
# Would!!!
Would would wood would!!! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:06, archived)
# Which Muppet has your vote?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Beaker (or is it Beaky?)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Captain Beaky and His Band?
Hissing Sid is Innocent!

(ah, that takes me back...)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:17, archived)
# heheheheh, nicely
also, beaker just cracks me the fuck up
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# has beaker joined jedward?
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# not quite :)
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:03, archived)
# I do so like this
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Have you heard the one? "2 dicks walked in to the X factor studio..."

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:07, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:14, archived)
# tory: miss piggy
labour: fozzie bear
lib dem: kermit
green party: gonzo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# oscar for ukip
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:23, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I VANT TO FUCK YOR BLUD
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# ah lovely
but unfortunately give me a chance to repost


Click for bigger (169 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Order now to avoid disappointment!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Hah.
But also : "Dear Strongbad, how do you type with boxing gloves on...."
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# DELETED
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:10, archived)
# BUHWEETED
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I say old bean
frightfully good show, hey what!
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Now say that wearing the special gloves
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# lhjk sd sdhjk lsdk lhjsdjk f\lsdhjk f\lsdhjk f\la\asdhjk fl
sdm l;sdk\;sdk \lk l;sdj\kl;sd\sd f\;jklsd f\;jklsd \;hjkl89
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Oooooh
But I wonder... couldn't I get the same effect if I typed with my nose?
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Oh Flowerpor!
He said SPELL not SMELL :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# hello cockjockey :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# I am not talking to you.
Especially after Defoe just scoring that penalty. My bet is all of a sudden not looking quite so safe!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# oof!
come on the Yids!
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Hmm, safe bets...
How many games does a football team play in a season? And how many of those do the big premiership teams win? If they win more than they lose conisistanty then you can bet over a season rather than just on the odd game and be pretty sure of ending up gaining.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# YOU!
ever since you mentioned lollipops the other night, i've been craving the fucking things! i blame you entirely!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Hello big boy
I should be at Ronnie Scott's now after a hard day in Bond Street. Tuesday it was Gil Scott-Heron, Thursday back to Ronnie Scott's.

Instead I am sitting in Cape Town, flight cancelled (I was supposed to fly Thursday 15th) and holiday cancelled.

I know some people have it much worse but *wails*.
/selfpityblog
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Oh noes!
No flowerpot in London? Shitty volcanos :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# It's that chicken from Iceland (should have gone to Sainsburys)

(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# I have to look on the bright side
I have my flight, hotel and other things all being refunded and by the time I can get to go again (September, I think) I will have enough airmiles to fly business class and will save around 3000 pounds in air fares! REEESULT.

Also, I have a free calendar for two weeks now, to arse around here as I please :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# i'm having fun winding my parents up
they're meant to fly to spain on monday, they don't appreciate my jokes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Wicked Smashy!
I feel guilty moaning just cos I missed out on a jolly.

There are people waiting for organs for transplants that may die if the fecking air doesn't clear soon.

Not to mention the collapse of many businesses and heaven knows what other serious implications this is having.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# This is Al qaeeda's God showing them what he really meant by 'take the planes out of the sky in a big cloud of smoke'
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# i feel sorry for those who deserve it
but not my parents, who fuck off for about one week in every 4, leaving me stuck here :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Ok, carry on laughing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:59, archived)
# indeed i shall
*chuckles evilly*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:00, archived)
# There can be nothing worse.
Nothing. And, you should have told me you were coming to the smoke. I could have arranged a beer with you.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:53, archived)
# September
Park Lane Hotel :)
Gorgeous bar!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:57, archived)
# ah Mayfair.
Brown's is my abode of choice but Park lane just about passes muster :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:35, archived)
# jazz club...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# niiiiiiice
(I helped save b3ta! g0atchild Is back and has been away since, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
I would have seen him there!

I fought for those Gil Scott-Heron tickets. *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:56, archived)
# yes, you could,
but these gloves alleviate the problem of tardnose, and inflammation of the nose glands. Order now!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# *Is persuaded*
*Orders*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# hello dreamboat :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Hello
I am sinking!
See above.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Hahahahaha
apparently they're obligatory.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# (_!_)
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# they seem to be very popular on facebook too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# You have missing keys on your keyboard
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:47, archived)
# nah, just a spazzy keyboard
picking it up and dropping it seems to work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Do people really talk like this on YouTube, though?
Maybe I'm just watching the wrong videoz0rsz.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Sadly, they do.
they do.They really do. I watch the wrong videoz0rsz too but if you look at the YooToob popular links or sometimes follow ones from /links board just marvel at the replies and weep for the state of humanity.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# They do.
Largely whilst claiming to be "experts" yet getting their "facts" horribly wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Troo Troo Barney McGrew, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# He he
:)
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:20, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 0:08, archived)
# Niiice..
...but will they play my eight track cassettes?
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 13:08, archived)
# The stalls were occupied.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Hahahaha he needs to get himself a proper gentleman's bathroom
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Hahahaha eeewww.
NEWSFLASH: I've been invited on Genius! Yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# Genius?


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Programme featuring people with genius ideas
My fave so far has been to make the Isle Of White symmetrical by cutting off the BRHC and adding it to the TLHC (that one wasn't mine, obviously).
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Really?
I have an invention for that. 2 in 1 shampoo. It would really save a lot of time!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# 3-in-1 would save more time, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# The 3rd being hair pomade?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Precisely.
This is why I've been invited on the programme, and Red Sushi given a restiction order limiting his travel to not go within 300 yards of the studio.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# I met Dave Gorman once at a book reading of
Are you Dave Gorman.

He had a nice bag with him, which was, apparently, bought in H & M. TRUFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# There's a line he's not allowed to cross....
stu stu stu stu studio line
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:48, archived)
# That's silly - it's been invented already to put on your Johnson, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:46, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:43, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# this really goes with Supergrass - Richard III
*QWIN!*
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# they done split up :(
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# that track needs an action movie to be made so it can be used as the trailer music
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:31, archived)
# He can't hear the music :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# too much jive
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Yep
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# WE GOT THE PICK OF DESTIIIIIIINY

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:37, archived)
# FUGLY
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Not so. The carrots are actually carefully grown to act as antennae to capture funk.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Marching army of zombie psychiatric patients
They're coming to get us with their ear wax!


No, zombies isn't right. They don't have moobs.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Mombies
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Mombies with their special belt buckles and 'rots.
Nurse! Nurse! We have an escapee.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# thats superb
and all the kids will be doing it in them there discoraves in Ibeether this summer holiday
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:30, archived)
# BOOBS!!!!
and carrots
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Exquisite
(I helped save b3ta! Hyksos, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# lol
the original of this is of Jim Carrey as Vera De Milo from 'In Living Color'

trufax
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# 'tis, and it's fucking hilarious
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
#
www.dailymotion.com/video/x1qisd_in-living-color-workout-jim-carrey_fun

as is Carrey as Vanilla Ice
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A7tLVIsuNw

and as Snow
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Icb_tRTnA4g
the Popeye bit is piss funny
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:46, archived)
# LOL, i've never seen them
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofTYAnsiVKI
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=li1-52ZZuZo
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha, that james brown impression was bang on
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:57, archived)
# that snow tune is banging
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:06, archived)
# oh yeah!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I've been in the pub for the last
2 and a half hours laughing at Manchester City fans. What did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:58, archived)
# fook all
you should go back to the pub

:D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# I have salad to toss!
and the rugby team arrived, fresh from victory. all too noisy for me. I feared my IQ might drop so I came back.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:02, archived)
# rugby fans.......ugh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:08, archived)
# This was worse,
this was the actual team. They are like a black hole feeding on intellect.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# their idea of a lads night in, is a game of naked twister,
pouring beer down arse cracks and ballsacks into mouths, followed by some early morning tea-bagging.

rugby twats
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:14, archived)
# I used to play Rugby
for my school and local team. :)

In other news, look at this fabulous mail I've just received. The Pasanonics are going back to the pub!




(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:19, archived)
# happy days!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:21, archived)
# it's bollocks
The Nigerian scammers are getting desperate and different.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:23, archived)
# i replied to one of them the other day (it wad the usual "my wealthy client died in a plane crash" bollocks), didn't even get a reply, the rude cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I was one of the first to break his mind
i've replied to the wrong thing

and the thing doesn't even exist

trololooolol
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# 2nd in the spy of the year award?
The useless cunt. I bet I could do better than that and I'd only ask for 50% of the profit and a promise of marriage from your sister.

Mail me at
[email protected]
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# hahaha, that was my reply to his e-mail, but yes
i am a useless cunt

:(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:34, archived)
# haha, oops, sorry.
I'm up to speed now.

Scambaiting is a productive way to spend your day and www.419eater.com/ could be the funniest site on the web.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:41, archived)
# 4. Because he's HOLDING A THERMAL DETONATOR
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:44, archived)
# how wonderful you ginger spastic coward nonce
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:22, archived)
# "in which the funds will be paid to"
What the fuck. Who wrote that?
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:24, archived)
# hehe
how dare you insult the education of the Lads from Lagos.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:27, archived)
# I got a real tax refund this year though.
£400 odd. Win.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:32, archived)
# I get a tax refund every year
and all I can say is that the last time it was under a grand I could still run a mile with a 45lb bergen in under 7 minutes.
I could not roll a mile in 5 days now.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:36, archived)
# I have no idea what this means.
But I have yet to pay a grand a year in tax so far. I generally aim to meet my allowance, next year I hope to know how much I'm due to pay well before the end of the year so I can get it back through giftaid if I need to. I just missed out on that this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:40, archived)
# it means I am old and fat.
and I've paid a lot of tax.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Real e-mail?
There's a lot of spam HMRC e-mails kicking around these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:50, archived)
# no it's bollocks
as I said above. But fun.
If I got a tax refund for that little I'd be beating down their door.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I've had that one...
...it is spam, HRMC don't email info, I forwarded it onto them and they confirmed. Sorry :(
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Black hole competition- Loggers vs. Rugby players.
I got an ear full of illegal logging stories last night. I'd love to tell. But it's a long story.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:28, archived)
# yeah.
keep that shit to yourself son ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:33, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:26, archived)
# sexy batfish
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:35, archived)
# i can see it's dinkle
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:38, archived)
# horse nose penish feesh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:41, archived)
# fab!


Click for bigger (44 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:55, archived)
# is that man wearing pants?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:59, archived)
# The intention, originally was no, but due to the limitations of the application
I just like to think he's wearing some jogging pants and I'm not actually shit at quick sketches.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Weekend Haiku: Puppy Love


Click for bigger (64 kb)
A firm, supple Weekend Ku...from plain ol' me to plain ol' you.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# hot
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# that's a scary mofo dog
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# TURDTAIL
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdtails
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# beyond you lie
www.b3ta.com/links/Embryonic_Rockabilly_Polka_Dotted_Fighter_Pilots
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:23, archived)
# I LIKE TURDTAILS
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# best of all the coccyges
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
#
I LIKE TURDTAILS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:48, archived)
# I think she was interviewing a real zombie
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:01, archived)
# I don't know why I love this so much
but I do.

Maybe it's the tail that looks like a big poo.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Dude I'm going to be honest
these things bother me. The faces look like psychopathic toast.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# eh?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:14, archived)
# beautiful timing.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
#
what does psychopathic toast look like? and your honesty is appreciated, regardless.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I generally get a bit noisy and then everything around me breaks
the image is a blur
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Lurid and angry :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
#
psychopathic sexy
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# buzz buzz buzz
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Oh god, my brain
*dribble*
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# fuck a bee
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# That was the name we used for this song
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oBaU9F0Ros

in a jazz band...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:18, archived)
# BEES! YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Why does this look vaguely unwholesome?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# cause you wanna fuck a bear
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# You have a Pooh fetish?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I wish this was the face of Nick Clegg.
He says many bad things.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:57, archived)
# this is made of win
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# it's been said before and it'll be said again...
FUCK A BEE :D
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# SLAM
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# ah yes, the babow-pulse
one of the more difficult facial expressions, with extremely powerful social effects
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# haha!
i like the middle one. i wonder if she does that in bed
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# time to get this out again

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# BAG!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# these are great
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh newsgash.wordpress.com, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:45, archived)
# More of this kind of thing!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# have some ssf

(Frogcloset (noun), Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# make more
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# I like this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# My money is on The Count.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# this is a classic
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# SCORPION....WINS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:40, archived)
# hahaha............B3TA bash in full swing
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Ha ha ha, Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# love this 1 :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# That is a work of art


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# 100% fucking GENIUS.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 17:29, archived)
# One yoga flame, Two yoga flame. ah ah ah!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# industrial size GRIN
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Ooh that's nice
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# crikey me yes
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# I would play the absolute shit out of this.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# The Beatles - The Whole of Sgt. Pepper's at the Same Time
Look what I made.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=egojamvlrhk
(iowaseven hates your animations., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Put it on links and I'll take a look.
People can vote on it too so that it gets some decent attention.
That's not going to happen if you post it here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Thanks
Will do, sir.
(iowaseven hates your animations., Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# No prob :)
I'll be heading over to links later and I'll give it a look.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# *hums along*
Catchy. In fact, this could be the perfect music for my profile page.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# nonononononononononononono
FAQ please :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Links is over here:
Click

Now, that I did my thing, I'll go watch your video.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Amazing.
It sounds like someone's brain having diarrhoea.
(I helped save b3ta! RarelyEvil, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# sounds like Oasis
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# chirpy?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# iin the suuuuuuuunshiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinneee
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# YOU'RE MY WUN DER WAAAA HA HAAAALLLLLLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# things would have been so different
if it had collapsed on'em :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# WE ARE UNDER WAAAA HA HAAALLLLLL
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# WHO GIVES A FUCK IF YOU'RE A CHIMNEY SWEEP
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# SUPERCUNTINGFUCKASHITTINGSEXPEEANALDOUCHES!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# A SPOON FULL OF BASTARD

Georrge Michael - I Want Your Monkey Cunt
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xIwfzx4ROc
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahaha, CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:37, archived)
# "Yoohoo"
"over here officer"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# hahahaha
I'd watch this re-make
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Hey

It's amazing how earlier on, the board was getting only a few posts per hour but when someone fucks up on which part of the site to post to, everyone crawls out of the woodwork.

Brill.

I almost expect this thread to have been deleted by the time I post this...
(jflinden wifflewaffle, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# massive cock
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:32, archived)
# oo where?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# helloooo
/sulu
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# bloody mobile phone masts
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# she just needs a little bit more wooing....
failing that-rohypnol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# he missed his forte.....
.."should have gone into demolition"....could have made a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# mediocre made this 4 me :D
jedi.mediocre.nl/
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# :D They are all awesome
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# this reminds me of Sega Rally
BRRrrrrrrrrrrrrmm,.EEEEEEEEEERrrrrrrrrrrrrkKKK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# WOW!
I remember that slippy-slide fun
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# that and Daytona USA
ROOOOOOOOLLIIIIIIIIIING STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAART
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcqEcnNTtk
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# "gentlemen-start your engines"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Can your baby do it?


Amazing!
(FunnyMan, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# it's ok, she's Jewish
ed: i made you this
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# good pic ,whoever did it
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:49, archived)
# gooode game, goode game, vuts Meesta Chipz a doin'?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# eeza do(how you say)..LOCK & LOLL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# They just fucked with the wrong Mexican
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I want to see what's happening in the bottom half of this picture
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# yarf
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Dude, sort it out!
You need to get back with your girlfriend
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Amazingly unshopped!
Take the hint, FunnyMan. Stop posting crap you found on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# You have just ruined saturday.
I hate you.

This is you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Arse eyes
pucker up
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# phwooar
shexy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Aye
you've taken up enough screen with your shit, time for ignore.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Have you heard of bread?
Bread is a staple food prepared by cooking a dough of flour and water and possibly more ingredients. Doughs are usually baked, but in some cuisines breads are steamed, fried, or baked on an unoiled skillet. It may be leavened or unleavened. Salt, fat and leavening agents such as yeast and baking soda are common ingredients, though bread may contain other ingredients, such as milk, egg, sugar, spice, fruit (such as raisins), vegetables (such as onion), nuts (such as walnuts) or seeds (such as poppy seeds). Bread is one of the oldest prepared foods, dating back to the Neolithic era. The development of leavened bread can probably also be traced to prehistoric times.

Fresh bread is prized for its taste, aroma, quality and texture. Retaining its freshness is important to keep it appetizing. Bread that has stiffened or dried past its prime is said to be stale. Modern bread is sometimes wrapped in paper or plastic film, or stored in a container such as a breadbox to reduce drying. Bread that is kept in warm, moist environments is prone to the growth of mold. Bread kept at low temperatures, in a refrigerator for example, will develop mold growth more slowly than bread kept at room temperature, but will turn stale quickly due to retrogradation.

The soft, inner part of bread is known to bakers and other culinary professionals as the crumb, which is not to be confused with small bits of bread that often fall off, called crumbs. The outer hard portion of bread is called the crust.
(I helped save b3ta! Gawain the oven safe flan tin willy bum fart poo, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Has your girlfriend taken you back yet?
Or does she think you're as boring as we do?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 17 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)

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