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[challenge entry] AM I DOEN IT RITE?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# OH MY GOD!
NOW EVERYONE MUST DIE!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :D

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# FTW!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# now that makes sense!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# lol
it's funny because football is for gays or summink
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Worst bandwagon evah!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Agreed.
It will probably be next weeks compo.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:29, archived)
# for god's sake, DON'T TEMPT FATE by saying such things!
;D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Balls + Politics Compo.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# i thought this was going to be next weeks compo?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# yes it will
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# We need more Woo.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:39, archived)
# with all this "Voted for by you!" that appears on the compos, I want to see who voted for them.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Lurkers!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:47, archived)
# gah! bloody lurkers... Ought to be a law!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:54, archived)
# could you explain the circumstances in which the goalkeeper is permitted to pick up the ball please
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# When it's his ball and he has decided that your not playing...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
#
:)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:52, archived)
# You will die of AIDS now.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:25, archived)
# If it's any consolation I've just put myself on ignore.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:33, archived)
# then i take it you wont be able to see this reply then?
*paradoxes*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Shirley?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# That's a superb 'shop
and deserves to win everything

*click*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Cheers Barbie!
v And all you smashers down there v

:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:27, archived)
# that's fucken ace!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# excellent :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# yay!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# "Stupid boy"... :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Blimey Ninj, that's fantastic!
that's fantastic!:D

*clicks*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# hahahahahaha! bloody ace, that!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# topshop!
woo
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Top Shop!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Marvellous!
*enclickens*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Cheers JP!
And again all you other smashers :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
[challenge entry] 'nother football one. cos you like them.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# Oh God no.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# I hope this explains everything...

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Now I get it.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# actually not so much, no
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I think you're about to get flamed by people with nothing better to do :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# why?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Two posts in quick succession on a board filled with people who think it makes them look better if they don't like football
Fortunately I appear to be wrong
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# I think it's more that they're pretty well identical images with different captions
in quick succession on a board filled with people who think it makes them look better if they don't like football.

Personally, I don't actually like football, as I prefer sport instead of games.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# oh no
I am personally losing all bodily functions in impotent rage
I guess I'll just check out the pathetic furry pr0n which breaks up this one-man-bandwagon
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# that's better than the usual pathetic furry pr0n
this one almost entertained me.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
# that too
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# is there a guide explaining this post?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Now that I CAN help you with...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# I am cured!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I am smoked
We should be in a delicatessen.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:10, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Oh hai...popular soccer balls.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# They look a bit like bewbs
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I think I'll go look at some real ones...online of course!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
#
like
are utterly confused by
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I think you're going to be warned about getting flamed by people with nothing better to do
by people with nothing better to do.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# by people with nothing better to do
with nothing better to do
better to do
to do
to do
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# I actually get this one.
Nicely.


Ooooh - and I eventually twigged about the other one. SPANG!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:09, archived)
# argh, I'm still RISing... I feel completely left out.... :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# there is a rule (as in lined paper) to either side of the balls
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# WEIGHT-LIFTING BOOB KITTEN!

Flexy flexy.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Very strong ears!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# ^ This
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Two DEATH STARS on a stick!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# the quality of your art has receded since i was last here
yet the content remains as strong as ever.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:04, archived)
# I prefer the term "streamlined".
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Boobs are a nice touch........... literally!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Hahahahah! Needs more bombs though :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Something about burning your embassy.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Christmas puds?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:21, archived)
# no, those are tits.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:32, archived)
# this one's good..the *anthropornographic one..not so much

*furry one
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Covering all the bases.
Something for everyone :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# pffh
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# b3ta classic.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Squirrels with pricks.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:22, archived)
# You have to admit though
his grasp of anatomy is good*, even if his sense of proportion is a little out :)

* within the limits of the genre, I know that cats don't have two human like boobs
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 23:42, archived)
# I'm fwapping like an idiot because I've never even touched a girl
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:36, archived)
# haha

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# I'm so glad you signed this

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Relegation blues
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# is there a guide explaining this post?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:41, archived)
# It's football
B3tans don't understand "sports".
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I understand football, I could even explain the off-side rule, but this is beyond my comprehension
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha that's inspired :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO INSULTED IN MY LIFE
I CHALLENGE YOU TO A SPORTING CONTEST SIR!

I SHALL START!

PAWN TO KINGS BISHOP 4 (or something)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Ah, the Knifey-Spoony Offside Trick!
*draws Chance card*
Mr Bun, the Baker, in the Study with the candlestick!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# *rolls double six*
YATZHEE!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# damn
you sunk my battleship :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# All seater
vs. single grandstand? terraces? Something like that I reckon.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# What the fuck?
Hahaha you're as bad as the OP!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# *assumes look of total bafflement*
huh?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# High quality RIS right there
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# It looks like
the sides have been relegated to the bottom of the square.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# If that's correct, (and it probably is) then this whole thread is the most tragic episode in the history of the universe
and I think I'm just going to have to end it all now.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# but they are not sides
they are edges
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# They are sides as seen edge on
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# nice lateral thinking that man
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Soccerball lols
Where millionairre girlymen cry about losing a game, and chavs fight each other because of the colour of their shirt?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# you've been on wikipedia again haven't you
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# well, if you will watch Chelski
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# WHUT?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:43, archived)
# I know football
but even I don't have a clue whats going on here
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:44, archived)
# ^
I agree with my fellow phantom
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# RISing hard with this one....
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Well that clears that up, thanks.
thanks.:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# THE LINES
THE LINES ARE THE KEY!!

but how!!!!!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Tell us oh wise one!
TELL US!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Okay, are you sitting comfortably?
are you sitting comfortably?The first football is surrounded by lines this signifies 'safety'. The ball is feeling fine as it knows nobody will kick it.

However in the second half of the frame the ball is unprotected. Oh dear. You see the lines are under the ball and that's really bad in football.

Ignore the "start of season/end of season" bit as it's a red herring.

That's football explained anything else you don't understand?


(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# Honest to fucking Christ, I wish I'd never been born!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# when does the kissing start?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:55, archived)
# As soon as you pay up.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# 5, 10, 30, 50, 70, 1.70, 1.72, 1.73, 17.8, 1.80, 1.90, 1.92
there, that's all I have.
*puckers*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# *kisses*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:07, archived)
# I want my money back
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:10, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the boys.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:13, archived)
# .........
.
.
.
.
some of them, yes.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# When Gary Neville gets here....
...the only man who makes Dean Gaffney look attractive
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# hahah
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# You've got to goal the ball first. I thought I'd explained all that in my post above.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# I wasn't paying attention
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Is there a cock missing?
This is b3ta after all.....
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# *does a roll call*
several
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:49, archived)
# DID SOMEONE CALL ME?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:53, archived)
# *waves*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:56, archived)
# HaHaHa
But.....You've also relegated the top side





/Clicks for rissing factor
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# the sides of the square have been relegated to the bottom of the picture.
obviously.

also, hello b3ta. It's been a while.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hullo, you.
*waves*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hey jpg
what have i missed?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# that makes sense, but it still makes no sense. *ponders the dichotomy*
hullo DB
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# everything makes sense but doesn't
even dichtomies and especially so.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Oooooh hello!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:59, archived)
# haithair
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Too much thinking for a Monday.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah.
brain hurts now. soon be time for beer.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:16, archived)
[challenge entry] It's an old song, sung in black & white
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:19, archived)
# woo
but i think you need to replace your toner
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# ^ Nice
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Hahaha that's superb!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:26, archived)
# haha
my iPod treated me to that on the way to work this morning

edit: birthday happies!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Brilliant!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hmmm
needs a follow up chart showing claim and progress with regards to A-Studentship
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Ancient History.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:03, archived)
#

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# * Click
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:16, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

Hai Moleypoos! You well? :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Mmmnnnmmm mmnnn mmmnn mmmmnn mmmmn.
Mmmnn mmmm nnnmmmnnmm!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# arf!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Hahahhaha! damn, now where can I buy some?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Man, she's like the non-equine version of Jeremy.
Who, with any luck, is actually part of the glue itself.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# ROFLclick
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
# Argh the image isn't showing on my end!
Intensely annoying, as a Chedge pic is usually a good'un

EDIT: ALWAYS a good'un. Thanks for the correction Mr Fiend

EDITEDIT: Now I can see it. Worth the wait :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:24, archived)
#
usually always
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# :D
hahaha fantastic as usual
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Ha ha ha
*buys eleventy*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:28, archived)
#
Hahaha, awesome
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Much needed.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:01, archived)
# arf!
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# i read that as
"and our cat's rubbish"
(, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 22:04, archived)
#
yup! so did i !
(, Sat 1 May 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Where can I buy it?
I want some NOW
(, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Just say ner.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# Hahaha nicely
Mors Bors :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Clearly a dig at JMG :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Hahahaha!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# He is a Geordie me
AICMFP
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Arf

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Milky milky!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# she's such a pig
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Can it be milked?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:09, archived)
# tastes like despair
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# YES
but the milk would kill you
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# By an entire legion of milkers
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# that's what her management's been doing for the last 15 years isnt it?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Seven opportunities for motorboating. Nice.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# First I laughed.
Then I had a careful think about this to double check your math (you are correct).

Then I realised that while thinking about this, I was involountarily shaking my head fromm side to side. Even leaning over to the left and to the right to do so.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:34, archived)
# I reckon there'd be 11 if you include diagonals...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Hmmm.
not so sure you'd get the necessary swingage from the lower diagonal.

However, find me a nine breasted woman, and I'm more than prepared to investigate.

Purely to further scientic knowledge, you understand.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Good Lord!
*fears*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:10, archived)
# still would
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# She actually looks OK in that pic
I would too
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# she looks fit as fook from what I've seen lately :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet that tastes salty!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# OH MY CHRIST
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:14, archived)
# ^ needs more squirels? ©
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:17, archived)
# The beaver killed all the squirrels
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Oo Er...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# bitch
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:23, archived)
# It's like 2 Martian hookers
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I thought the rule
was 'shopped only'
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Fun times ahead!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Pfft...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Sir, Cameron gave me a dead leg sir.
woo
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# More the other way around, right? He's more of a bruiser
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# Sir, Cameron wanted me to play Soggy Biscuit, sir
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *splurphs*
vomit, not the biscuit soggifier
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# ewwwwwww!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Sir, Cameron doesn't agree with post-neoclassical endogenous growth theory sir.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# but sir! He told Clegg to get real!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# I keep reading "Sir Cameron" and it's making my skin crawl. :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# "Gord Brown's Schooldays"
(it's a book, innit)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
# ^ needs more bullying :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# That sir, is ace!!
WOO to you :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:05, archived)
# hahhaha, that blazer; Gordon's Mum:"You'll grow into it, love!"
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# *at home LOL*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# hullo Grunty!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Good Afternoon, that there Steve.
All well?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# very well, thank sir! Just taking my time over work today :D
your good self?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# finally got a job!
So, things are definitely looking up :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:08, archived)
# outstanding!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
[challenge entry] compo it!
..
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I need a job, someone give me a job.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# *hands jobby*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
# What kind of job?
How far do you go?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:39, archived)
# A job, doing stuff, for money.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# *puts on pimp hat*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha! Nicely done Ninjerella!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Thankoo Moley!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Go stand in the corner!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:11, archived)
# This is the view from my desk..
They're almost taller than me. I am afraid.

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:54, archived)
# oh god
KILL IT WITH FIRE
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# thank god
it's not just me that they freak out
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# do their eyes follow you around the room?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
#
CONSTANTLY
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Do you work for an advertising firm or something?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
Nah. Kids' charity.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Since when was R2-D2 in the Chipmunks?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Cannot unsee.
Ha.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# *office giggle*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# HAHAHA
My kids love that film
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:58, archived)
# They don't look that tall. How short are you?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:59, archived)
#
5'2''. Pretty short!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
# Haha, tiny lady.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Haha, greek letter
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:06, archived)
#
μ is a much better letter than o.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# that is true, but Omicron is a better name for a greek letter than mu
*fights corner*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# It contains the word micro, but yet Mu is used to signify micrometres
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:13, archived)
# hmm
Oμn nom nom nom nom
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:25, archived)
# except it may be confused with an upside-down chair
I'm sure that is not o's only USP
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Mu, a 3D view
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:20, archived)
#
Yeah. Doesn't help that I'm allergic to heels - too clumsy to wear 'em.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:47, archived)
# what on earth?
why have you got creepy effigies of chipmunks?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:00, archived)
#
I work for a charity. They were donated. We're meant to raffle them off or something. BUT WHO WOULD WANT THEM?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:46, archived)
# Looks like I picked the wrong week to give up crystal meth...
o_O
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:01, archived)
# needs more tits
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Office lol
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:22, archived)
# The one in green appears to have his dick out?

*needs more cdc
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:04, archived)
# Yeah. Why is he porking that water bottle?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:30, archived)
#
Because it is more attractive than the other 2 chipmunks?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Get the axe!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:12, archived)
# AAAAAARGH!
...you say who would want them, but I know someone who might! XD One of Rhi's friends is a huge Chipmunks fan.

Weren't they in the Cineworld foyer a while back?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Yeah
I think we got 'em from Cineworld actually..
(, Tue 27 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
[challenge entry] I met a 40 yr old black man in Plymouth who'd been in the navy for 30 years
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Pffft.
David Cameron, as sponsored by Sky News.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:46, archived)
# He is such a git.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:48, archived)
# they are all gits, it just depends on which git-like characteristics bother you the least
EDIT: Woo for OP as well!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Yes indeed.
All that will change - if anything - on May 7th is the colour of the leader's tie.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:02, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:57, archived)
[challenge entry] and another
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Kung-Foo-Ball!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Splendid!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:40, archived)
# haha, outstanding :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:41, archived)
# That's ace.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fabulous!!

*Click*

:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Eats, shoots and... runs towards the corner flag
before doing a little dance.

Then leaves.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Better than the film!
(which isn't that difficult)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Tremendous.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# PANDA!

* What do you call a Panda with no balls?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] i saw this at the imperial war museum, does he look familiar to you? (click for bigger image)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# Clegg?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# Were they in the same unit?

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# that works oh so very well.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:43, archived)
# Corporal Clegg
had a wooden leg!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Mum?

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Do not fuck with Dave!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Boldly!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# I like cheese.
Cheese is good.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# No
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# Also no.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Also?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:54, archived)
# What is this new-fangled technology?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:53, archived)
# haha wtf is that from?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:32, archived)
# zoolander
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# aaah so it is :D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# my vid while i'm at it
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# :D
stick it on links
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:44, archived)
# meh, it ain't good enough, windows movie maker is an absolute nightmare to work with
for some reason it muted the last clip, piece of shit.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha, ace.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Hahaha wtf?

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# my cat doesn't know whether to eat it or run away
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Fuck it, then eat it.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# my favourite viz comic ever
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# ;)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:35, archived)
# you forgot the kill it option
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# wants one!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Top shop sir!!
:)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Hahaha is it only me seeing a shark in that log?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:37, archived)
# haha
It's either a Shark, a snake or a grumpy turtle?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# It's real.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hugh Hitler!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# haha blimey! :)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:28, archived)
# that works far too well
:~)
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# haha!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:33, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# And in a similar theme...
I made this for my current uni class (digital imaging with photoshop)



edit: Winnie with Adolf's hair, Uncle Joe's moustache and Custer's Q-Tip.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Uncanny!
And so well done! *click*
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:38, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:D
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Teeny Tiny Apartment Haiku


Click for bigger (155 kb)

Make less enemies, or find bigger place to live?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Racist.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
#
racist?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
#
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Best gif ever.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:39, archived)
# Vely grood plodigy.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 15:40, archived)
# hahaha
that Reagan one looks like half-Reagan half-Nixon
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# 'ning. Has it carked it yet?
"I SAID, IRON COFFIN IN STATE NOT IN A STATE!"

Maggits!
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# is she dead yet?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:02, archived)
# we're getting conflicting reports
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# No heard anything.
Still with luck she will and then it would make my post more current.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# *listens carefully for sound of partying across the nation*
*hears nothing*
Sorry the Prodge not yet.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:07, archived)
# I wonder how many folk on here
have something ready for the good news?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# like a fleshlight?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# ha. yes.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I have a bottle of whisky from my coal-mining grandad
to be drunk & then released onto her grave
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:55, archived)
# :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Yes.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# In the words of Faith No More:
SHIT LIVES FOREVER
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Yes
But her insane robot clone lives on
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:20, archived)
# This had me
going for a moment.

False alarm. :(
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:24, archived)
# Eh?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# OMG CHIP EYES
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Would Thatch's death
help or hinder the Tories' election campaign? Hard to tell.

Is Clegg's wife's elbow on a par with Brown and Cameron's dead children?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# i think hinder.
If she dies, the rest of them also die. It's like an ant's nest.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:13, archived)
# I wonder what the odds are
of Sam Cam having an electorally-useful miscarriage at some point in the next 10 days?
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# nono
they need to save up some tragedy for 2015...
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Best fire up Photoshop just in case.
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# there would be serious conspiracy
if she gave birth on the same day Thatcher dies

(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Conspiracy?
More like some sort of demonic possession
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# that would be amazing
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:25, archived)
# It is a shaeless attempt to curry favour
The man won't even kill one of his own children to help his campaign. he clearly hasn't got the backbone to run the country
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:15, archived)
# mm curry flavour
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:23, archived)
# L is for Labour... L is for Lice
oh wait... that's not right
(, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)

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