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[challenge entry] 'noons all
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Perfect for beancounters
What's the sauce image?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# *spangs*
There is no sauce :)
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# That's because they're all
a bunch of has-beans.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:08, archived)
# Not sure what happened here
I was trying to make this giraffe look a bit more caddish and ended up blending it with Terry-Thomas.


Also, have a TOAPOABB.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# I SAY
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
# I also quite like that stick.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# what is the difference between a stick and a twig?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:58, archived)
# One is weasley recognised, while the other adder ankerchief!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I'm confused.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# I buy any car.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Stickonometry isn't as useful.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# oh i do hope this is the real punchline.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# FINE.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# :S *sniff*?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:12, archived)
# ?
www.carleton.edu/campus/gallery/exhibitions/2002/twigonometry/
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:10, archived)
# What is the difference between a grain of sand, and a pile of sand?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# 47?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:11, archived)
# there's more TOAPOABB around than you might think
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:57, archived)
# hehe
that giraffe wouldnt look out of place in a francis bacon painting
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Hullo!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I like the giraffe a great
deal
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
#


Previously...(a whole meg!!1!)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Christ, that plane one is fucking nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Testing the crash shielding of a nuclear power station,
if I remember correctly.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7eI4vvlupY
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Whoa. It's like the 'Licensed to Ill' cover IRL.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I love the side shot
where the wingtips carry on as if nothing had happened...

edit: Aw crap - you meant the lightning...
I mixed it up with this one I'd done:
www.b3tards.com/u/be2610a790cc836ff076/crash.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:04, archived)
# I did, but they're both good!
In the way only aviation terror can be.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:21, archived)
# has anyone crossed the streams?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:55, archived)
#
maybe a little (745 kB)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:00, archived)
# I now have the urge to listen to the ghostbusters theme.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I love that film so much
(see sig)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:05, archived)
# yeah i noticed that.
I'll have to come up with another awesome quote for someone's sig one day
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Ding dong...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# hehe
dirty sanchez RIGHT THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Where?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# THERE!
THERE ON THE STAIR
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Right there?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# *mumble mumble* something about clogs and vermin...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# dutch restaurant?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:41, archived)
# Is that an anagram?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# act unearths turd.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# sounds like an extract from Hugh Grant's IMDB entry
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:09, archived)
# unhurt castrated
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:56, archived)
# dutch oven?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:52, archived)
# I sayyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:18, archived)
# haha

*looks about* *tiger claw*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:19, archived)
# What WERE they thinking? :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# haha!
I read an article in the guardian on saturday where they asked a load of politicians various pithy questions one of which was how 'how often do you have sex?'. Most of them refused to answer but Vince Cable said 'regularly and beautifully'.

That thought stayed with me for the rest of the weekend.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# We need the Chaser's War on Everything
They tend to ask Aussie politicians about their toilet habits.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# FAAAAAAAAK I JUST DID A MAD SHIT AY!!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
# as you sat in the dark, fwapping?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# yep
bald monotone economists really do it for me
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Oh goody!
Erm ... would you be interested in buying any DVDs, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# "Evan Davies - The Hard Way"
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# haha!
havent got that one. I've seen 'enter the dragon'
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# spot of roleplay
you be Vince Cable and the missus is Kirsty Wark, interviewing you about inflation and tight budgetary restraints.
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# hahaha.... WIN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# hahah that was quite a funny article
"What keeps you awake at night?"
Alan Johnson: "Cheese"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Fast Show: the stripped-down, fuel efficient comedy vehicle.
Every skit 0-catchphrase in 10 seconds, guaranteed.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:22, archived)
# a concept
Catherine Tate has stolen, except replacing the comedy with mild racism
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# and the efficiency with ten minutes of wanking at how clever she is
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:31, archived)
# I've finally got the boxset
it's still fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Which was nice.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# genius....
just hearing that phrase (or reading it in this case) makes me giggle
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:32, archived)
# imho, the best one of Patrick Nice was
"...and our eldest son, Alexander, won the Nobel Chemistry Prize. So we all went over to Stockholm, for the presentation, and R.E.M. did an impromptu concert. Which was nice."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:39, archived)
# \o/
Bless you, Prodge :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:40, archived)
# WUNDERBAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Louis motherfucking Balfour for the motherfucking win.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Hahahaha...
I thought that was Michael J Fox at first!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:30, archived)
# I say old chap
Rather good! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Bruce Springstein evaluation
(ruminator Never knowingly overestimated, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Springsteen.

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# this is the Jewish tribute act
Chaim Springstein
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shalom!
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# oh piss
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Oy vey
אױ װײ
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft!
edit: ^ needs more chopped liver.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:21, archived)
# It's Bruce Springsteen's Jewish cousin
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# Sprungstone
Sprangstern
Shakespeare
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# singiest of all the singsters
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I like Bruce Springsteen and Nick Cave.
Neil Young, however, sounds like a bumblebee that's been at the helium.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# ^ needs more Steve Earle.
Jerusalem was su-fucking-perb
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Yes, this.
CF Justice in Ontario.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# have you got all his 8-track cartridges, grandad!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Gram-o-phone? No, we don't sell Gram-o-phones here....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Not another Toy Cabinet Debate!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Leave Mr. Potatohead alone!
It's not his fault he looks like Gordon Brown...
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:49, archived)
# Haha
What about poor old Camerex? Nobody takes him seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# "I just don't think I could deal with all that rejection!"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Perfect!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
[challenge entry] the leader of the toy party has many guises
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# That
is really sinister.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Hahahahahaha poor old Gordon.
TJ: Human intimacy

Serving priest Fr Stephen Wang - who has written on the subject - does not see celibacy as a privation ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:55, archived)
# hahahaha....
Spuds have eyes that work!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# pea


edit: now not moon-size
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Jeremy is a Tory?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:01, archived)
# for legal reasons I'd have to say no he mayn't be
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Excellent, he suits Woody so well!

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Wood (ie)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha
Jeremy you cunt!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Wonderful sir!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Ta Ninj
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:10, archived)
# hahah! Outstanding!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:13, archived)
# For your viewing horror...
(Virulent, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# arrrghh! that is really creeping me out....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# You can have my cigarette holder when you pry it from my cold, dead hands!
Woo!

Since you're in the mood for bokeables...

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# We are the Torg. You will be privatised!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Holy crap.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# That is...
one of the scariest things I've ever seen, quite an achievement, well played, sir!
(Virulent, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:46, archived)
# holy shit
this is deeply unsettling
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# The similarity between both sources is scary
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Crikey Tribs, that's nasty.
that's nasty.:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:57, archived)
# While I have people's attention
I'll pimp my weekend effort.
www.b3ta.com/board/10019289
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Excellent work Tribs!
For some reason I see Viv Westwood?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Is it because you have a picture of her tatooed on your retinas?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
wood
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:45, archived)
# Lol
I know, never knew the ol' gun slinging ape-hater had such a nice rack!
(Virulent, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# O_O
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# his weekend secret is finally revealed
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Der Oberpogoführer
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Fantastic!!

*Click* :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
yays
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I LOVE this
It's the attention to the speed changes that makes it so awesome :) *clicks*
(Virulent, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# hahahhaha! that is brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:41, archived)
# Boing!
Boing!

Boing!

♫Spring time for Hitler...♪
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:43, archived)
# HIGH Hitler! Love it
**Click**
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:48, archived)
# boing!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:50, archived)
# yay, that's great!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Arf!
Send in the first wave!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Hooray for bouncing dictators!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Brilliant.....*Click*
Has this picture been doctored? :)
www.time.com/time/photogallery/0,29307,1857430_1794847,00.html
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Oopsy!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:49, archived)
# Springtime for Hitler
and Germany...
(Astatine, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:34, archived)
# The very definition of 'fun'.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:24, archived)
# :DD
click
(herman:D, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I LOVE THIS :D
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 22:08, archived)
# boiiiiiiiing!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Wed 28 Apr 2010, 14:56, archived)
# I think these would make marvellous pets
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# ^ Balls!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# nice tag! ;D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# Smashing that!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Excellent.
And beautiful tag work.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# ....it's staring into my very soul
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:32, archived)
# *glees*
I am fighting the urge to add kettle man to those baubles!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# The pen IS mightier than the sword...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Signing those massive comedy cheques takes military precision..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I hope that's not a fountain pen, they'll damn well bend the nib!!!
ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# the refills will be expensive
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# It all dePENds on the user!
Insane Ninj :)
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:02, archived)
# hahaha.. did they get fed up of filling the japanese full of lead?
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Just a misunderstanding...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# * gets up
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# :D
Happy real birthday, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Ooo... Ta!

EDIT: What makes you a "Arsebook Leg-end?"
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:24, archived)
# I actually just tested arsebook.com
expecting it to be some kind of satirical facebook site. It isn't - it looks sexy, but didn't get blocked at work!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:36, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# haha
the Nasty Health Service
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:15, archived)
# hahahahahahha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:19, archived)
# haha!
Just a little more investment and they could achieve this level of patient care.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:20, archived)
# haha
reminds me of standard care a bit too :p
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:26, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:31, archived)
# All washed up...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Super stuff!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Cheers sir!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# I know the pain of trying to find proper smoke souce images too!
btw you have any luck with those files?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Hi mate!
I was going to ask you the very same. Nowt's come through on my email which I gazzed you :)
I'm ready and waiting (ooh that sounds rude)

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# oooh odd?
just a tic.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# Fantastic...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Ta Joe!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# marvelous stuff :D
nings (just!) everyone
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Hai Stevie!
...and ta muchly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# *glees*
That's lully.

Thought I'd share this too.



Yes. I believe 27 is older than one month but it's still a bit vague.

(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Ta Bilbo!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Gleetastic

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:57, archived)
# Ooh ta!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:59, archived)
# That Rogue Two, eh?
Always larking about - and now see where it gets him?

Top Class, Ninj. :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Thanks JP!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Sandy beaches - the common foe of the Mk. IV Snow Speeder.
Aces, Ninj!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
# Okay ladies, it's smiles at 10 paces - begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# haha!
this is brill
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Hahahaha CHRIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Fuck, I'd hoped I seen that last of her.
Mouth like a open grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# Gawd bless 'er!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:43, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Ack ack!
(AMadDayYes, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:50, archived)
# soup herb!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:52, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*clicks

(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:54, archived)
# Would - wouldn't - would - wouldn't - would - wouldn't - would - wouldn't - would - wouldn't - would (with yours)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# AHAH AHAHAHA AHAHA AHA
Truly amazing.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:40, archived)
# Disobey, 6th of May


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Well this needs to be on billboards like everywhere!
Fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# WIN.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:35, archived)
# haw heed doon in front!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Bloody hell, that's good.
I'd love to see him shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# "What the fuck are you playing at?"
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahaha
"The four-letter tirade"
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:39, archived)
# best of all the tirades
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:42, archived)
# nicely, ser, nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:40, archived)
# Yay, new wallpaper!
noice, sur, noice
(I helped save b3ta! sumdarkplace is what really killed the radio star, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# YES YES YES YES and YES!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Class.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:58, archived)
# SATANIC CHILDRAPING CUNT!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# Stunning, sir.
Truly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:25, archived)
# matrix pea
(I helped save b3ta! SaltyDog really..?, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:26, archived)
# fantastically done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:12, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 29 Apr 2010, 13:16, archived)
# Full text of Government apology to the Pope over leaked memo


blog and archive
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# The condom issue is ballooning out of proportion
but it's ok, Miliband has it covered.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# isnt one of the central themes of christianity forgiveness?
Why should we bother apologising, just assume he's forgiven us and move on.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# That's exactly what the official line from the Vartican is.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:23, archived)
# you wouldn't catch J.P II hiding peados

/ac
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# you wouldnt catch tony blair insulting the catholics
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Only cos he is one
His record on causing offence is not one to shout about.
he offended an entire COUNTRY. Makes offending a religion look small fry
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Nope
He was much better at it than is Papa Ratzi.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Hahahaha
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:30, archived)
# Excellent, you
It's like the elections and the possibility of humour unknowingly drew me back here.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:32, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# Bwahahahahaha
*Click* and phwooooaaar! :)
Edit: I ran into the back of a car driven by a dwarf.
I didn't realise until he got out of the car and stormed towards me.

I wound my window down and he said "I'm not happy"

"Which one are you then?" I replied...

Badum tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# "Hi ho,hi ho"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# More like
"Hi, Ho."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:01, archived)
# "So that's why they call you Snow White..."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Oh My word!
you naughty man!!!

*reluctantly clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# o_O!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# Hi hoe!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# haha!
Grumpy looks like he's seen it all before.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# full honours to the Disney artists who create these characters
totally amazing:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# The eyes have it!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# IT'S WINKING AT ME!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# /Basic Instinct blog
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# /Mark and Lard blog

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:19, archived)
# "lights out"
*fumbles* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# Brilliant!
*cleeck*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:12, archived)
# cheers:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
# haha
I knew it was a bit dodgy, a young girl moves in with seven vertically challenged confirmed bachelors.
The dirty sods
*clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# hahaha....bet they're all HOT horizontally
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Phwooooaaarr....
I bet that tastes salty
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:15, archived)
# *waits for ping-pong ball*
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# oh man!!!!
excellent idea:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Make sure their eyes follow it
That'd be the best thing ever :)

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:41, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Was she feeling Sleepy?
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:22, archived)
# Chock full o'win.
Woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Hahahahahaha:DD
click
(herman:D, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 17:55, archived)
# Ahem... I foresee some chafage
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# Oh my god *crosses legs*

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Chelmsford 123
The Froggy posing pouch battle charge.

Watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# I saw a review in a magazine
so I reddit.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# I beleive Anne Summers does actually do an elephant posing pouch.
'ningles all
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
You "believe"..... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:03, archived)
# no
I 'beleive' actually:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:02, archived)
# I bet Cameron's got a pair of those
judging by this
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Ha :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# *bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# ^ Plastic ball bags FTW!
In other news, I heard Nick Clegg, David Cameron and Gordon Brown have all signed up to get a bigger penis in readiness for the election. They are hoping it's going to be a well hung parliament !!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# OK, you can be the first to have this...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# ^ That is one of the best "SPANGS" I have seen in ages!
*Clicks - HARD!

S P A N G !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:18, archived)
# You need to wait for my next one, it's a belter! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:29, archived)
# * waits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Hoping to get some swinging voters?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
# I think he's REALLY pissed off this time


Original
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Nicely
I haven't watched this week's episode yet, but I gather there's a bit of to-do at the end?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# I watched it on iplayer
so I didn't get the graham norton animation :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# t'was a cracking episode
thankfully, the 'internet' version was taken from the HD cast, with no norton!
huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# I'm sick of seeing him on tv
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# "Off" is a wonderful tool
you have to be quick though
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Yep - a good episode
Though Amy Pond solving some baffling problem in about three seconds is beginning to bore me. She's managed it in every episode so far.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# She can solve my problem in three seconds, anyday
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:07, archived)
# get to the back of the queue...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# *queuebarges*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# for a ginger...I would
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:10, archived)
# ^ agrees
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:01, archived)
# She is the new Sonic Screwdriver element,
however I did love her solution for not blinking!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 12:29, archived)
# needs more graham norton
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# NOTHING needs more Graham Norton
/thankfully missed the appalling travesty cos I was watching on HD channel
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:52, archived)
# oooooooooh mr I've got HD ;D
/jealous with bog standard cable blog :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# Ooo hark at you, mr I've got cable!
/only got council-telly blog
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# I'm a northerner
Thus I am far too poor for HD television. *eats pie*
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:46, archived)
# Mind if I just pearoast this here?
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Just as pointless...
(thorned_soul, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Speaking of...
...I just made a complaint to the BBC:

"Good afternoon BBC,

I'd like to join the thousands of other viewers who have written to complain about Graham Norton's avatar's unexpected appearance on saturday's broadcast of Doctor Who.

Doctor Who is my very favourite television show. Each week I get totally swept along in the narrative, the beautiful sets and incredible acting talent. It's not unusual for an episode to make me cry.

So imagine my frustration when - during the amazing climax to what promises to be one the best 'Who' stories ever - a poorly animated dancing pixie prances across the screen, deflating any sense of danger and ruining the tension that the whole episode had been building up to. It was like having a sneeze building up for forty-five minutes - only to have someone pinch your nose at the last moment.

I did find a work around to the problem. I have downloaded a copy of the episode from a file-sharing service which was recorded from BBC HD. As you'll be aware, the simulcast version of the programme in HD had a far more sensible announcement after the end credits.

I don't like having to break laws in order to watch my favourite programmes as they were intended to be broadcast. I hope there won't be a repeat of this incident.

Yours,
[name] (age 30)"

I love that I told the BBC that they've forced me to use Bit Torrent to watch my favourite show!!
(theSHALROTH Gaga's tits are on fucking fire!!!, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Brilliant!!
I just called them a set of cunts, and kicked my football through the window
(Ukulele Kris from up t'north, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:28, archived)
# I'm jealous of you Britons
for whom this has not yet become the norm.
(ttdi wishes he had come up with a better sig before, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 14:14, archived)
# Low quality Pope jokes
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Hiding paedofile priest/Hiding PDF file priest. Am I right?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# Indeed you are
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# hahaha san andreas!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# She cannae take anymore compression captain.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Its at 20% quality on GIMP's JPEG compression slider
and the damn thing is still bloody huge! Maybe I should have split it into multiple images.
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Maybe you should have GIFed it
it's not got all that many colours.
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# ^ NO!

NEVER use .gif for photos
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# it's not a photo though
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# aaah so we're now playing the lets delete the reply game Sticky?

I like that game..let's play
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:11, archived)
# ...nope, not me
is this an attempt at accusing me of deleting it before anyone notices it was you?
It may not have been you though, maybe we should ask a mod?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:15, archived)
# yes lets..you think I'm scared of mods? hahaha get them to ban me then
b3ta.com/board/10020986
b3ta.com/board/10020979
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:17, archived)
# who mentioned banning?
who would even be so naive as to think they'd be banned for losing an argument on the internet?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:20, archived)
# quick get the mods!!!
hahaha fucking hell..you're golden

[edit]
oops wrong button..I must be slow
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Deleting something doesn't make it unsaid
you are such a child.
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 16:02, archived)
# That's cheating
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# Don't worry, I'm just being a cunt for no reason.
You could try a gif instead. That would sort out the computer-y graphics at a much lower filesize. It might nuts up your mossy desktop background but that's not where the LOLs are, so fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# there's always the click-for-bigger option
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# it's only 74kb for fuck sake...there is nothing wrong with it
don't listen to them
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# I wasn't having a go. Even if it seemed like it.
At least he made an effort with the optimisations.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# indeed :)

I wasn't having a go at you either just the save as .gif option that's been mentioned
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 My brain has too many tabs open, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 11:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Well, that's breakfast delayed
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Breakfast is for the mentally unstable.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Haha love it
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Mon 26 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)

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