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# Lando Hates Han :(


Bizarrely proud of my drawing of Lobot...
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
#
apPlausible!
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Why is Locutus of Borg on Bespin Cloud City? :)
I keed. I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# he's listening to the radio
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# God damn it
now that's all I can see!
(I helped save b3ta! HexShaped remembers when this was all fields, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I had no idea who that was.
But the Borg Queen from the final episodes of voyager caused some stirrings.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# alice krige
i'm so glad they brought her back as the borg queen for endgame
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# She looks better as Borg.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# it's odd, but you're right
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# That finale was such a puddle of paradoxical pish
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# i don't care
those shields were fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I never really did follow what happened at the end of that...
and I still think Genevieve Bujold would have been a better captain...
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
#
www.trekweb.com/images/stories/4a49dfacec477-1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# am i doing this right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# Gorn mad!
You couldn't make it up!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# it'sall those forrins' fault
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# it would be right, if you edited it and selected the appropriate image challenge
...other than that:

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# see, this is why i never compo'd it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# WHY YOU!!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# What bloody miserable looking elves
Thought they were meant to be all serene and happy and contented. They look like they've just received a very large gas bill after discovering their pet puppy is actually a baby Warg.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:16, archived)
# I think it's cos they just realised
that they're all Kylie Minogue's love children and won't be in her will.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# they are a miserable lot, aren't they?
i'm having second thoughts about legolas now
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Leggylass is just bland (and crap at crosswords)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# hahaha!
it's true he's no samwise, but i still would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# how have you made this look so wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Talent!
Also,
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Alas, these are the only two I did
Someone had posted a pic they'd done of Sam without a face. For some reason I thought of Maria Sharapova and then Peter Buck.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# when i see a pic of sam
i'm usually thinking of something quite different
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Spuds?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
# um
no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I think the poor dear is in danger of whiplash...


BTW is there any sound more joyful than a seal parping a bicycle horn? Rhetorical question. Of course there isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Hurrah for buildings that look like other things.
Where's this one? (Mine's Hallgrimskirkja up the top of Reykjavik there - but you knew that).
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# arf! I have an entire album of photos dedicated to buildings that look like things taken from my travels
(sockhead I promise I'll subscribe exactly a day after, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# *likes*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Fab!
*Is excited for the soccer world series!*
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Football chat isn't welcome on the b3ta, greedydave.
It's all fatties, gays and women here.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# And calling it soccer doesn't help.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# no, it doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Twas just a nod towards the 12th June.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# i shall be spending 12th of june
drinking vodka in my mate's garden. fuck football!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# Does he/she know?
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# yes he does
he, however, will be in spain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# HOUSE PARTY!!!!
Get the address on Craigslist and we'll have a riot.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# i wish
i gave him my word i'd behave. anybody who knows me well will always ask for my word rather than a promise, they all know i never break my word :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# Can your word perhaps be smelted down and recast into a novelty paperweight instead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# i highly doubt it
but i might give it a go
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# I fall into none of these categories :(
*eats more food and considers gender re-assignment*
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# fuck you
you fat gay chav.

Some of us live for football.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:54, archived)
# Hi sexy,
offended anyone yet? ;)

*edit* you fat gay loving woman fucker!?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# you tell me, shitstabber.
sorry, I've had a few vinos
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# actually that's a terrible thing to say.
even in jest.

I'm a worm.

edit to your edit:/
woman fucker? I wish. I may have to come out with you just to pull a fag hag. It's been lean since the divorce, but I have been a miserable stay at home bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Oh fuck off, I know and like you,
call me what you like, ya ginner breeder!

*edit* welcome to my world! Save for the divorce bit. Mind tonight it's TV and being fucked up, rather than fucking. As for gettin you a gurly don't ask me it's not my field of expertise, but you can ask Shal, he does fish!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# I doing beer, LOTS of beer, and maybe some vodka, and a few drugs, I'm doing everything, basically,
sex drugs and rock n roll, without the sex bit, if I had something to fuck I wouldn't be doing any of this shit.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:09, archived)
# fucking hell.
room for one more?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:11, archived)
# Feel free, but we're nearly out of drugs,
and good luck getting a train to Leeds at midnight!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# are you not picking me up?
What a cunt!
If I can hook this box of wine up to the washers then fire a tube through to the driver's seat I'll be right over ;)
Where the fuck is Shalroth?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Sat next to me equally shit faced, n neither if us drive anyway,
so far as a visit, your fucked mate, well, dependent how u look at it...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# I'll hitch.
Nobody gets murdered on the moors right?


You guys carry on. But I think we should have a jolly this year. I can shack up at the forte and we can all go out and get pissed. That's more than a plan in my book. ( I typed 'book' over 10 times then, I'm equally shitfaced )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# getting pissed is always a plan I like
when you're sober I'll ask u again and pretend I'm not surprised when U are
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# no it's good.
you two have been on my to do list for far too long ( oo'er missus and all that )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Oooh noooo missis!
Would be nice mate, if for no other reason an excuse to actually leave the fucking house n do something other than get pissed at home like the sad bastard I am, tho be warned my health has been a fucking disaster movie of late, and I can't give anyone any guarantees regarding dates n times, long story but a load of tiny annoying but not life threatening illnesses, things like conjungtivitus and ring worm, nothing life threatening but enough to be contagious n suspicious enough to have needed blood tests (all neg so fuck knows), currently seem to be finally getting over it but still holding me breath that it's all over, we'll see...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# hey.
lets just say that after I've been sailing ( gonna tie up a month ) I just poke you and see if you fancy a beer?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Always happy to be poked
and I do love beer!

Aye let me know then ya big breeder!

PS. Re sailing, no tryin to re-enact the Duran Duran video
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# haha, we have 24 berths, can you sober up for a week?
send me a phone number.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# I'm too pissed to figure out how to do a PVT message right now,
later mate! X
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# i must admit to enjoying england's last match
winning by 2 own goals, the fucking spazzers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Haha
I love football, I follow it avidly and regularly play, I was just channeling the usual b3ta reaction.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Yeah, none of us were fooled *cough*
C'mon Yulinjun!!
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Jia you!
Weird language.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:08, archived)
# Hmmm Googled that one.
Apparently it's the nickname of Beijing's Super League team. 'Imperial Guard.' We're all gonna be singing that one from the terraces.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Ferdinand sick as a pig...
..at least he'll be spared the disappointment when they crash out.....
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Yup, that's gonna happen.
But surely it's how England gets dumped out that's the real crowd-puller.
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# It must be heartbreaking for him
I think he missed Euro 2000 through similar circumstances, but not as captain. Ouch.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# I like that

(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Aw yeah - once again, where izzit?
It looks like one of they there coastal defence lads, but... why does it have ears?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# So it can hear the enemy approach?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# ... of ... course.
and those whiskers, three on each side... if the b3tan army approaches it can just paint itself magenta and pretend to be a CDC at rest.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# oooh
I'll have to look that up. BRB

edit: www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/jan/28/cold-war-bunkers-preserved
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# sorry but.... i dunno.... cheap laugh?


Click for bigger (289 kb)

no, not at all...
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# may, or may not, be driven-
innit?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i dont know, is it?
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# "Oi!!!!.....
...get out of our bin"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# lol
XD
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# that's just not fare
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# aaaaannndd
shower time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# i just got it!!!!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# I, like this I, think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
#

oh, and an alternate less noisy version(pops)
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# I'M SORRY, PLEASE CAN YOU MAKE YOUR PICTURE BIGGER? I CAN'T HEAR IT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# I can fax you some swedish internet
if the 78k is too big =(
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# PARDON? I COULDN'T QUITE MAKE THAT OUT!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# swedidh internet is the bestest
but I cn live with my 50MB cable if I have to :)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Dear god, 50mb?
Let's chat about connection specs, seems on topic.

Best I had was 27mb down/10mb up, but seemed to me about two other persons were able to throw me files at that speed, for the rest it was the usual sluggish anyway.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# I have 50mb down
only 1.5MB up but that's Britain. upload costs a fortune.
So I rent a 1 gigabit server ( up and down ) in Paris, give it a polish IP. Do all mu business on that, remotely then download to my home via 50MB.
Works for me ( but I pay for it )
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:57, archived)
# I dropped it down to 395 pixel high
fair enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# Oh for fuck's sake people.
It was a "noise" joke. I'm wasted on you all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
#
Got it, just took the troll for an outing, thorry.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# it did cross my mind... just wasn't sure which way you were leaning with it :D
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# Put the proper version back already.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# lay off with the creepy-arse dolls
they're freaking me right out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i just weed myself in terror
which is a good thing

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:30, archived)
# Tentacle rape!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# HE COMES
Or maybe she does, she looks a bit of the kinky sort.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:34, archived)
# thats a bit of the creepy too
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# sure is
i don't have many creepy ones. but these were two of them and they're *almost* as creepy as your noisy big-eyed grey alien doll.



edit: god damn it i've drunk too much to remember my html. that pic was meant to be there and it was a link instead. without a link.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# hey, your lady appears to have a bit missing.
not bad I suppose ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:53, archived)
# phwooar shexy
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:56, archived)
# Heather
Mills?
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# nup
the ghost of christina hendricks. ludicrously large gazumbas.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:02, archived)
# :P
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# OK, you, source, now!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# porn.com
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I would like to petition ICANN
to replace all .com addresses with .ontheInternet
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:19, archived)
# I can't see anything wrong with this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# yes.
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:27, archived)
# Hehe
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Oh the pain
*clocks*
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:16, archived)
# I has playing a game a couple of hours ago, and just as it was getting critical the backlight of the laptop went and I died.
That pissed me off.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:18, archived)
# poor woman
she's going to piss those jeans up
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# top
work :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# needs more NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# I can only lift video from youtube
so it's all pseudo-pron I'm afraid :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Hahahaha
a common complaint :D
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:55, archived)
# Argh zombies!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# zombies like BRAINZ
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:59, archived)
# the only good thing about that film
is tom savini being brought back as a zombie
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! crazygibbon all your monster munch are belong to us, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# cute zombie btw
made me chuckle:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Into the dark mind of a monster
Go Miliband, see what is in there
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# :D......someone's comment on Cameron visiting Cumbria:
"haven't they suffered enough"?....lol
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:20, archived)
# Hahaha
lol
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# TASTY BRAWNS!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# : D
brraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnssssssssssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# I'd taken a long break from these
but I'd had some requests pop up elsewhere and a few came out really well. This is just one of them.

Also, I think there's a couple of requests from here which I never got around to doing. I'll get onto them shortly :)



Click if you want to go to MediaFire and download the full-size version

previously

Iggy Pop / Lou Reed / The Clash / William Shatner (yes, really!) / Frank Zappa
James Brown / Chuck Berry / Madonna / Bowie / Kurt Cobain / Slash / Bonio
Jim Morrison / Jimmy Page / Jerry Garcia / Bob Dylan / Dave Gilmour / Teh Quo
Bob Marley / Born in the USA / Stevie Wonder / Hendrix and Mercury / Lemmy / Thom Yorke
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# i like this
but i love the bowie one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# So, why is Ttss ignoring you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# maybe because i was inadvertently nasty to him before
i was only joking in a "don't be sexist" kinda way. i'd have said the same thing if a girl was being sexist towards men. he wasn't being all that sexist, but i'm in an odd mood today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# But zeltzergimpit knew about it too.
Strange things have happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Fuck that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# I like names where you can type any old rubbish and people still know who you're talking about.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid etc
Or should I say, FW: Fw: FWD: FW: FW: FW: AMAZING! FW: The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid wow!!!
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:14, archived)
# it's been an odd day all round
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# you can't say boo to some
people around here before it's taken the wrong way and your name is mud. Fuck 'em, in the brown bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# i'll need special equipment for that
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# *bends over*
*falls over*
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# you don't even like Bowie
*placates*



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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:03, archived)
# YUMMY
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Bowie's fattening
go easy now
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:07, archived)
# only if you swallow ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# That is fucking awesome
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# ^THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# can't
disagree with that. It is rather good work.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:11, archived)
# You are rather good at that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# I know (matt lucas shriek )


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(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# i'd forgotten how much i like this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
#
Had that Bowie poster full floor-to-ceiling size as a kid, thank you for archive pointer.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:21, archived)
# I don't quite understand this.
you past lyrics over a picture and change the blending options?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# nope, that would be too simple!
It's in one of the early posts, but basically create a bunch of layers for each colour and remove everything that doesn't match that colour. The grayscale images usually use ~5 layers. This one used 22 layers. The idea being that there's nothing of the original image left.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# so it's the same as
using the blending options but you just do it yourself. Gotcha.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# Painting is the same as taking a photograph, just very slowly and involving more paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# or I could make it even easier
by just using a clipping mask. But again, that would be too easy.
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# Hey I'm not criticising
but you know to me, a lazy cunt, I can see a quick way to do it. And you have established that you don't do that so all good.
The result is the only thing that counts and the results are good.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:26, archived)
# ha
no worries :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:31, archived)
# good lord
i see what you're doing. that's a hell of a lot of effort, i'm impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# ta
the monochrome ones normally only take about 30 minutes, but the colour ones take a lot longer - think this one took about 3 hours. Most of the time is waiting though.

The finished articles look pretty decent though. The following is one that somebody got framed up at full size (59cm high)

Master of Puppets album cover

Photo posted with permission of the owner of the framed picture
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# fucking hell i just looked at the london calling one
i'm so tempted to abuse university printing rights and get that one printed out at poster size.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:52, archived)
# If you want a really hi-res version
let me know and I'll recreate it at higher res. I think the early ones were designed for A3/A2 at best so I've been doing recent ones at A1 size :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:58, archived)
# actually i may get back to you ont hat
it may be in a couple of months when i've got access to a good enough printer, but i may very well get back to you on that. (that or put it up on lulu or something like that.)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# worst band ever :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:01, archived)
# this is making me laugh
more than is healthy. Top stuff :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:51, archived)
# soup herb as usual
keep them Coming - Can I request a Devin Townsend one?
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# 'ning squire
of course.

Drop me a message with a link to the pic you want done :)
(Cluck needs a holiday, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Ning people
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# Good old penicillin, is there ANYTHING it can't do?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:57, archived)
# Tie my shoes xxx
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:03, archived)
# He could make me not allergic to him.
Presuming that it's male.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:18, archived)
# Haha fuck
Cel-eb-rate good times, come on.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:28, archived)
# where the fuck have you been?
and if you don't get a reply it's cos my internet connection sucks and my nose is bucketing blood.

i don't know if these facts are related.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Mostly I tried to avoid the internet for a little while during my finals.
Hilariously, however, I have broken this pledge approximately 62 hours before what will be my most difficult exam ever.

Now, boris - this is extremely important - do you have a PhD in econometrics and are you willing to help me?

Alt question: Still Norwegian? What time's it getting dark these days?

And what the hell is wrong with your nose?
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:33, archived)
# That doesn't sound like a bad idea
Except the coming back on 62 hours before your exam. Especially when I know jack about econometrics. I do know that currently it's nice and sunny out there at quarter to eleven and that night will fall at roughly half one in the morning or so (tonight is a calm night for me, I'm watching South Park and Yes Minister here. Tomorrow I plan on persuading a certain Russian lady to join me for a drink and music), and I know that I now speak about ten words of Norwegian, but not econometrics :(

Also, I don't know what's wrong with my nose. It just started bucketing blood. Ten minutes and a soaked wad of tissue later, it's fine but sensitive. Last time this happened was in a particle physics lecture eight years back. That was a shit lecture.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:47, archived)
# Here is the Norwegian I know: Takk! Takk!
It's a shame that you don't know anything about econometrics because I'm pretending that I returned to the internet precisely so I could ask you about it. I'm not angry, I'm just etc.

Good luck with your Russian lady. And with your nose as well. At least you're nasally menstruating now and not when you're out with the Russian lady, eh?

I shall now return to econometrics (feeling quite let down, natch). When one finds oneself revising for one's undergraduate exam using University of Minnesota second year PhD lecture notes, one begins to suspect one chose too difficult a module.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Alas, sometimes on learns these things too late
I got to Germany and was told to tutor a course in diploma-level Statistical Mechanics. At this point I thought a diploma was equivalent to an undergrad degree. I had a very nasty shock when I found it's equivalent to a Masters, and that my Statistical Mechanics course at uni was fucking rubbish.

Anyway, best of luck with that. I *could* teach you all about general relativity, causal horizons, black holes, cosmology and the fundamental nature of the universe, but not econometrics :( Unless you can express it as an effective manifold endowed with a metric.

As for the Russian lady, I certainly am very grateful that I'm peeing blood from my nose tonight and not tomorrow. It's not the best look. Maybe I'll go and buy a red shirt, just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:02, archived)
# I now demand a series of funny, non threatening images explaining to me the fundamental natures of the universe.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:10, archived)
# ooh, that's a big job
and one well worth doing. i'm in no state to start now but start hassling me over the next few days whenever i'm on b3ta and i'll get right onto it. this could be my life's work.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:25, archived)
# That creationist museum link in the newsletter left me open mouthed
seriously, how fucking thick can some people be?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Blasphemer!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# I've been there!
I lived in Portsmouth for four years so in the end I decided to go with a friend of mine. We were well impressed. Far from convinced since the people who run it, their videos and their displays were all totally batshit insane and made not the blindest bit of sense, but we were impressed nonetheless.

Also, it was free, and we had a very nice meal with wine afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:23, archived)
# I hoped they paid for the wine :)
Edit: Have a chimp:

^biggerization
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Alas, no
We paid for it. That's a lie, *I* paid for it. But it was good stuff.

If you find yourself in Pompey, go to the museum :) It's right by the historic dockyards, almost exactly opposite Portsmouth Harbour station.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# To be blunt
outright nutters who can't handle things like carbon dating explaining the evolution of our world don't interest me much
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:49, archived)
# well, in all honesty that's a reasonable point of view
they do have arguments about why carbon dating is flawed. all wrong and badly expressed misunderstandings of something they read fifty years back, but they are at least aware of the problem.

but if it's going to irritate instead of amuse you... steer clear and just go to the historic dockyards instead. :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:50, archived)
# YOU!
you there that man.
I need an address to post some discs to. Don't argue, get on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:04, archived)
# *Gets on it*
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:12, archived)
# Woo to the chimp!
Also, that's a fantastic photo. I remain obscenely jealous of your job.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:48, archived)
# It ends in two months time
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:52, archived)
# :( I'm very sorry to hear it
What comes next, any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:55, archived)
# Another job
Things have reached a dead end. I'm at my wits end with who I work with

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# that sucks
i've been really lucky with who's employed me, they've either left me alone to get on with it, or they've been really good at being in closer contact.

is it the same kind of work with people who aren't as big twats? or at least something you'll enjoy?
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# I may have to be a tog for a while
i've been offered a job; I just don't particularly want it.

Celebs interest me for about two seconds. I wouldn't recognise most of them
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:40, archived)
# You should read the Daily Mail more
It'll teach you a deep contempt not only for the Daily Mail but also for the unfortunate celebs they love their photos of. The loss of your dignity and your soul are a small price to pay... :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Facts are only there to test our faith, Jahled.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Good reply! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:35, archived)
# Primordial raincoat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Johnnysaurus.
Pff.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)
# he's lookin' for LURV!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:04, archived)
# ...in a big hole.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# if you are going to get syphalis
make sure you get to tertiary syphalis. you could look a bit zombie like
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Risky Bitness
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:52, archived)
# hahahaha
i saw a poster a while ago on tv about not mixing steroids and viagra, and it had a bodybuilder crying with like an elephant sized penis

*sorry for posting right above you*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# That makes sense . . .
post all ya want . . . I like'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:59, archived)
# ok for "pumping iron" :)
but not teh Mrs. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Peter's out today . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
# You know what they say...the bigger the belt, the smaller the penis.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Tighten up !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# I have no belt...haw haw!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# *takes deep breath*
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNTTT!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:06, archived)
# That's it . . . don't hold back !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:07, archived)
# he really annoys me
the useless shouty cunt. he looks like a chippy sausage with a bandanna
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# and his hole fam damily !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:12, archived)
# steroids
turns your grapes into raisins.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:09, archived)
# Sour grapes . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] yoiks
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:30, archived)
# What are the blue ones?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Biro :(
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# bubblegum flavour
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10078121
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:50, archived)
# That made no sense until I logged out.
I wonder why I'm on thin ice.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:51, archived)
# I dont know either. I was just calling you "not a girl".
Why did it make no sense? Are you ignoring smash? Have I missed Drama?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:54, archived)
# Because when I went to the thread it was in I couldn't see it. Yes. No.
Three questions? Three answers!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# for assuming only girls gossip
sexist :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
# Getting a rush die from salmonella . . .
warning headed ||[]||
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# he gotta hurry
FATWAH!!! :P
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# A good reason not to touch a book.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# or at the very least...
cook it properly
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:42, archived)
# hahaha
you're full o'gems
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:44, archived)
# Atomic Books . . . get'm while they're hot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:39, archived)
# hahahaha
sorry for the thread deletion, My account is being really funny at the moment, An image wasnt uploading, then did like 8 times, then i managed to get it up and try to post it, and it disappeared after i posted it, leaving the thread with "ning people" and that was it
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Animations have been choppy lately too.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# ...just had a similar problem uploading pics....took about five minutes.....?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:48, archived)
# It is uploading. It just doesn't tell you when you've done it and ends up making you click upload 7 times.
Just get the uploading screen up, leave it a minute and come out and into My Images
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:55, archived)
# probably bindun


/edit and probably better!
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# i don't know why
but i imagine them tasting of either liquorice or aniseed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Exoskeleton is not human...
...what have we learned today?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# I learned that
not all shit is good for the garden :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:05, archived)
# It's true...some shit is better than others.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:11, archived)
# I FEAR THIS OUTCOME
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:10, archived)
# thats not real.....
theres no ass-to-mouth coupling of any sort!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Slick
Context. I'm in the US and fuck this shit.


www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# haha
good point - just get the Mexicans to clean it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:31, archived)
# Si.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# did someone call?
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
# send out a few toyota pick-up to get some day workers.
job done and at a fantasic price.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:26, archived)
# pfff
silly merkins!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:33, archived)
# ...here...there...and everywhere...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Quit hogging that boinker!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Everybody was boinker building.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Let me boink that boinker.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I just had a flick through your site, 'tis good!
(I helped save b3ta! Si o doom Fund me! No catering cost involved! bit.ly/1bFtzN2, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't get that there bad AIDS
Just TOAP



Click for bigger (126 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:14, archived)
# is it wrong
that this gives me vaguely hornish feelings?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
# Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# prude
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Slough sausage choke baby death woman jailed
is my new favourite phrase
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# i know all of those words
and yet together, they make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:33, archived)
# A woman in slough who gave a sausage to a baby, who then choked, has been jailed.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# that's how my mate's dad died
choked to death on asausage after going to the pub, poor bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# I'm all for experimenting, but those are stiff wire brushes :(
I like all my delicate, sensitive skin right were it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# yes, but your peeper has a tiny hole
and some of us aren't as delicate as you, flower
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Those things could get the inch thick skin off my hippie heels.
Never mind an oyster pocket.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# i like it rough
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# *witty reply*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:22, archived)
# ooooohhh!!!
i love abit of arse-banditry me like!
(AnActualMoose rummaging through bins on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# SOMETHING
I was looking at that creationist's museum in the newsletter. It seemed very familiar and when I got to this page I realized why...
There's a section in Bioshock 2 which is constructed like a street and is very similar in tone and look, right down to the symbolic wrecking ball I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:24, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:39, archived)
# would
it would cheer her up too
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:43, archived)
# she's tearful cos she's on the blob
i11.photobucket.com/albums/a168/reverendgrebo/demotivate/motivator-greb1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Spunk on the sofa as Penny Smith leaves JZTV after 17 spurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:44, archived)
# it's been building up for years
ever since David Frost first knocked one out during the weather with Wincey Willis
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:11, archived)
# I like this especially for the unshopped knitted tits in the picture
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:12, archived)
# Your kung-fu will shatter temples!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# Thanks cap - I made a subtle change which I hope makes it a bit better :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:53, archived)
[challenge entry] :)

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I'm getting off at the next exit . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# It's a dark foreboding cul-de-sac
down which no man should ever venture
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Also.....

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# You should also not puff in the muff, guff in the muff or put fluff in the muff.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Sounds tough.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# Thanks for the heads up, old chap.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# My pleasure, doc.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# had to
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Think I'm going to have to treat myself and watch that again this weekend
/loves the Daylights, even though it does have the most annoying Bond Girl

/superb anim, by the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# i think dalton was my fav bond as a kid
he made the films seem not so utterly shite as they are.

EDIT: thanks but not much anim done at all, i'm such a whore
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Really?
*Gets out wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:58, archived)
# where do I swipe this?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# gah,what have i started!?!?!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# SHUT UP, I'm not paying you to talk, bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# OK, now say my name.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:20, archived)
# well.....
before we start i'm telling you i don't do hugs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:23, archived)
# What about bagpiping?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# haven't a clue what that is
but i don't like the sound of it

EDIT:actually, i think i have an idea D:
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# I have always wanted to try it after hearing it described on Jam
www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# Although reading definition number 5 makes me worry I might get aids
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Hahahaha
A while back, when wondering in the pub how to make money out of the interwebs, I pointed out that the whole axillism fetish was woefully short of decent sites, compared to say, the multitude of sites for coprophilia and the like. Being rather drunk at the time, I came extremely close to buying the domain Armcunt.co.uk - In retrospect, I kinda wish I had.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Both armcunt.co.uk and .com are still free.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:48, archived)
# I know
I just checked as well. In the cold light of sobriety, however, I really don't think I could bring myself to set up a site dedicated to fucking armpits. It might be worth buying the name for a giggle though.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:53, archived)
# oh ffs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Those rare little moments in life = )
Just noticed some half an hour later I still had an extra tab defining Bagpiping open

(a bagpiping magnet seems like a good gift)
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
that caused cider/monitor inteface
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# hahaha
silliness!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:56, archived)
# Hahaha
You guys are cunts. Now every time I see his picture I get "Surfin' the Bird" stuck in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:00, archived)
# Haha
Licence to Drive a Taxi.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:01, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:03, archived)
# oh, you arse!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Not so fast !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:05, archived)
# That's better
(Dermot O'Logical, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:12, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:06, archived)
# FASTER
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:21, archived)
# Arf
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:28, archived)
# hahahaha
nutter
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:51, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# I only had my finger on the right arrow
honnest
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# :-D
Fucking superb.
(wasps Optic Cockles, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# HaHaHaHa!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:36, archived)
# bloody
marvelous sir :D
(Cluck needs a holiday, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# skills ;)
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Let gaunt let . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha:D
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:59, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Tasty noms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:43, archived)
# ....uh......hmm....eh...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Clean up . . . to the elbow !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:47, archived)
# hahaha
ace! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:54, archived)
# thanks a bunch
you've put me off my bbq :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:55, archived)
# YUM
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Om nom nyom!
You're good at these.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# nice :DD
woo woo woo
(I helped save b3ta! herman:D, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
# No reason


Just came to me as I rode past a van earlier today. Go easy, I was constrained by paint and powerpoint...
(mrtcrazyfoo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:28, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:29, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:30, archived)
# My car is tired at all times.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:33, archived)
# Poor thing...
(mrtcrazyfoo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# haha brilliant :D
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# Thank you
Now I merely have to learn to animate as nicely as your nail biting above :)
(mrtcrazyfoo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# animate?
I think I'd better go to the hospital now...
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 18:07, archived)
# What,
can't you do it with one hand? Lets face it, most guys are proficient with just the one...
(mrtcrazyfoo, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Tanks alot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 17:50, archived)
# tanked

(moobot, Fri 4 Jun 2010, 21:01, archived)

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