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# saucy aliens
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:59, archived)
# a disturbingly tallented air about tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:02, archived)
# Do my wobbly paint pictures count?
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# yes they would be on the pinicle
of good taste and artistic refernce
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:13, archived)
# of course they do.
Keep 'em coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:19, archived)
# Yeah. Mu, I was going to look for porn but I can't be bothered now. Draw me pictures of lesbians playing with their bums
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:21, archived)
# Ok, but bare in mind I know what real lesbians look like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# Yes, that's why i asked you
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:33, archived)
# haha
in some cases, that's probably quite a close approximation
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# I spent today surrounded by 20+ lesbians.
I was the tallest, and had the longest hair there, and I'm very much male.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# 'shopped images only, please
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# would
both of them and both their friends and anyone they recomended
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:37, archived)
# Mu, these lesbians are clearly not playing with their bums
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:42, archived)
# Why would they be playing with their bums?
No lesbian would be playing with their bum just because YOU asked to see it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:44, archived)
# Muuuuuuuu!!!!!
All I was saying is, you're kind enough to assist people with advice when they delete threads.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 4:06, archived)
# Am I? I guess I am...
I just don't like the idea of people being scared off before they have a chance to experience this shithole properly :)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 4:15, archived)
# Judging by my recent record, I'd have trouble getting 'em hosted.
So why don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:24, archived)
# I just raided downstairs and came back up with
2 cans of cider, a mini chocolate muffin, 2 cold burgers on white bread and a slice of birthday cake.
I might be up for a while
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:22, archived)
# ok i have a pint of gin and a bottle of tonic and half a thing of
blackcurrent allot of pot noodles and a flashing lighter that has a turbo gas flame and a pace maker "I know why it failed" in a glass surround. and some other things oh and some rice cakes
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)
# the gin is allmost gone now
edit : screeming poofta = gin (half a pint) a dash or blackberry and top it up with tonic
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:38, archived)
# I like gin.
My wife hates the smell.
I don't drink gin.
LOOK AND LEARN FRIENDS, LOOK AND LEARN
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 4:21, archived)
# mixed crate of beer, half a tin of pringles and 2 cucumbers
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:36, archived)
# To quote Phil Collins:
"I can feel a disturbingly talented whatever coming in the air tonight... oh Lord..."
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:09, archived)
# to quote phil in another refeance
i am going to take you all up the arse and make allot of money because of i am an enflangealist
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:14, archived)
# oh lord
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# hahaha,
that's probably the best of his solo singles.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# he works to a system
you cant stop him when he walks ...uhmm like an egyption. ok i lost my way
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:18, archived)
# OK, he may have "dancing" issues, but what kinda fool can argue with his groundbreaking '80s hit
"i am going to take you all up the arse and make allot of money because of i am an enflangealist" ?

Hmm?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:22, archived)
# he cant dance but
to fact a fact he can feel it comming in the air tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
# if i might interupt myself and state that this is the circle of life
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:27, archived)
# collins you waxy candle bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:25, archived)
# even i dont lovemyself enough
as much as i love your right now with your hair shining in the light of the night like a light so bright.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:29, archived)
# Oh come on.
You failed to use the word "shite".

Talk about an open goal!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:37, archived)
# this kids got the skills alright!
likey likey
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Yay! Any knackered old excuse for a repost
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:07, archived)
# LOLBOOM!
Ahahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:08, archived)
# I just wish it took up a bit less vertical space on the screen.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# haha
i always knew they were bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:10, archived)
# ^v^v^v cruel but fair v^v^v^
edit
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGxdgNJ_lZM
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# oof.
Harsh but uncruel.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)
# I should not be allowed to live
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:33, archived)
# I will collapse soon thn tomorrow i wont know what happened
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:41, archived)
# oh good...
then you won't remember this:
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:44, archived)
# yuo sir are a kind of hero to me
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:47, archived)
# Hahaha
"Stand your drink upon my forehead!"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:52, archived)
# I put my last quarter of a screeming poofter in the fast freeze section of the freezer next to some neurofen so i can recover tomorrow
and now i will make a note to book with mygp for this pain in my lungs
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 13:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:34, archived)
#
*instantly contracts bioshock*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
# slutbaby!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:38, archived)
# Kill it!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:43, archived)
# how many hammers do you recommend?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:45, archived)
# Two with points and a big flat one
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:48, archived)
# So that's three hammers. Two fancy, one plain.
*makes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# Does anyone know what grenadine goes best with? I bought it by mistake cos I thought it had alcohol in.
/talk have given me a few ideas but you guys are so much cleverer
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Squashed Frogs are pretty good.
I suppose you could just make a massive one.
www.cocktail.uk.com/Shooter-Recipe/Squashed-Frog.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# Well I have one of the three required ingredients
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:50, archived)
# You mean you don't keep midori or advocaat in your house?
Tsk...
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# White spirits. Vodka, gin, white rum (eg Bacardi).
Accompanied with soda water or fizzy pop like lemonade.
People telling you otherwise are up to no good.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# This sounds promising. I'm sure I've got a bottle of white spirit under the sink
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# ker-ching!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:12, archived)
#
www.cocktailmaking.co.uk/displayingredient.php/74-grenadine
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# I'm not going to trust a website that can't even spell cocktail
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:52, archived)
# Wash your eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:53, archived)
# Oh no, someone missed a c.
Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:54, archived)
# OK I might try and make this one
www.cocktailmaking.co.uk/displaycocktail.php/3531-Black-Death
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:55, archived)
# Report back with results.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:57, archived)
# If the result isn't death I will feel cheated
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:58, archived)
# Hey Mu, can we be friends?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:04, archived)
# You mean we aren't already?
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# Rob, if you're out there listening, please can you make an 'add as bestest friend button' please?
Also a button that shows how many people are ignoring you.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:11, archived)
# ...
ah, nearly put my oar in there.

*withdraws oar*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# Oh, don't pull it out just yet...
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:17, archived)
# sex on the beach i think
or monkey snot
edit : go me i got one right... i cant only remeber sex on the beach cause my dead dad used to make it at christmas monkey snot was not on a list there but it was bailies, grenades, southern comfort and lemonade i think that was the main part of it
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:59, archived)
# I'll try and make one then as soon as can obtain the rest of the ingredients.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# Grenadine
That some kind of lady grenade?
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan is too tired, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 8:57, archived)
# My babydoll in a bikini, the world is a better place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:44, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10079312
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:47, archived)
# there is something
deeply deeply unsettling about this
(I helped save b3ta! alpaca muffalo bozzerella, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:00, archived)
# whoah!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:05, archived)
# booji boy looking radiant
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:16, archived)
# FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:32, archived)
# also
Leave Britney alone!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:41, archived)
# DEPLOY THE NAPALM!!!
Holy crap, that is both amazing and awfully scary
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 9:21, archived)
# Elderly squirrel with tits and continence problems
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:15, archived)
# JJ?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:17, archived)
# I hired her to give you a private lap dance.
Enjoy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:20, archived)
# Jolly Jack would be upset to be described in these terms.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# Jolly Jack needs the money
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:24, archived)
# True,
but he can't half draw.

And he can even competently post pictures on the internet!

*EDIT* And his squirrels aren't elderly and don't piss custard. Not that that necessarily makes them any better or worse ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:27, archived)
# Well I can half draw. I've half drawn loads of stuff tonight.
If you count each individual character in my pictures. If not I've half drawn 2 pictures.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# At the risk of upsetting the internet, I have nothing against his furry wimens.
In fact, I rather enjoy them
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:29, archived)
# *points* FURRY
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:31, archived)
# What kind of sick pervert doesn't?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:32, archived)
# poor gal
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# want me to start up again???
Skwirrel with gun4
because I can.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:33, archived)
# We'e all drawing squirrels with tits tonight.
Mu's is the best so far
www.b3ta.com/board/10079246
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:34, archived)
# that has a charm i cant recreate
its nice to slip back into sexeh tiem once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:58, archived)
# never noticed how homo LOTR trilogy is until now
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:04, archived)
# quick n dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:04, archived)
# Short n hairy?
(macroscian (1 like), Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# and every time they mention frodo all I can think of is brake pads
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:07, archived)
# They both look diseased. Is it because they have AIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:21, archived)
# The ring gave them both the bad aids :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:22, archived)
# Oh, no.
That's the worst kind of AIDS it's possible to get.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
# I'm so thirsty and the fridge is so far away :(
I need a dog that I can train to fetch gin
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:25, archived)
# I'm considering going downstairs and finding more booze.
but everyones asleep and there's a big lesbian asleep on the couch in our front room.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:28, archived)
# You can't sober up now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:51, archived)
# Oh God no.



Well look, somebody asked for this monstrosity.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# YEY!
REDX
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# Same here.
Frustrating, really. I could scream.

5 years of image hosting frustration. And still it doesn't quite work out right.

And it's a shit picture anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:46, archived)
# I thought it was remarkable.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Felix saves the day!
(or ruins the day, depending on yr opinion)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# One of its tits is not like the other.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# ^ What she said

* I'm borked now... and off to pork the misses pass out,
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:57, archived)
# That's part of the allure.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:58, archived)
# Where are you hosting?
I use GoDaddy now, I rarely have any problems. Plus they'll actually talk to you if anything goes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# If you give it a tickle with the editing stick...
... the URL just needs the last character (a '&'?) knocking off the end. And that squirrel does look a bit peaky. Too much Ribena & absolute alcohol will do that.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I've tried! Time and time again.
Tinkering with HTML and everything. But still it refuses.
Now you know why I don't post pics often any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:57, archived)
# <img src="http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/4347/squirrelbitrough.jpg">
is how it goes. With imageshake you need to copy the "direct link to image" then stick it between the "" in the above link.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:03, archived)
# was it worth all he effort?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:06, archived)
# thanks.
Now let's just hope I'm not too drunk to completely forget what you've just told me, since the b3ta search facility is nearly as borked as I am...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:08, archived)
# Oh well I'm going to
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)
# ^ Needs more ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Now hang on a sec.
If it comes to that, I might have to delete the sodding thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# Hahaha
Mu's here and he's drunk. Good luck with the threadburn.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# I've been mentioned!
I don't know if this is postiive, or negative...
BUGT I'VE BEEN MENTIONED!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# Thank you.
I'm perfectly happy to own up to the rubbishness.
Particularly since a dood or two appear to have rescued me.
So the whole wide world can see my crappy MSPaint pic.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:02, archived)
# No, really, I have no idea what you're saying about me here.
Please enlighten me before I worry myself into an early grave.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:12, archived)
# The "threadburn" reference was to do with my offer to delete the thread.
So don't have a heart attack. There was no hostility aimed at you.
If there was any at all (and I don't think there was), it would've come my way. For good reason. So sleep in peace.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:42, archived)
# But why was I mentioned?
I AM very important. But I'm unsure why I was mentioned in this particular case.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:46, archived)
# Hey Mu, everyone's talking about you
www.b3ta.com/board/10079338
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:49, archived)
# You were mentioned because you're drunk and posting more frequently than you usually might.
But they're good posts, so don't worry about it.

Look at my disaster earlier on. I'm shrugging it off already.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:06, archived)
# We will never forget
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:12, archived)
# I post any old shit anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 3:35, archived)
# N O O O O oooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I just had a Beer in the Keyboard moment...

* Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# nnnnnngnnnngnnnngnnn
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:56, archived)
# FUCKMILK
FULL OF FUCKING FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
# ^ roflcopter
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Fixed it for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Oh, too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:50, archived)
# To soon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# Could have a few more

maybe a thin one and a short fat one
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:55, archived)
# Graffiti for Rory Rattlehead :D


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# RIROJ
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# JRIZPIID?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:49, archived)
# FUCK YES!!!
thankie so much :D
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# JOZIJBIJ
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 2:02, archived)
# A pirate with the pope for a peg leg
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:39, archived)
# The pope doesn't look to happy about it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:48, archived)
# Would you be if you were someone's leg?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:51, archived)
# I would be delighted if I was Megan Fox's leg
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:53, archived)
# depends if your penis is there, or if you imerge from their femur from the waist up.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:59, archived)
# Well, would you be?
I'd be a tad vexed if I was a Pope attached to the end of a pirate's leg and unable to commit grotesque crimes against children as I might normally expect to be allowed to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:52, archived)
# If he was Captain Hook's leg he'd get to do all sorts of horrible things to children.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:54, archived)
# that girly from weeds

click for bigger
1 hour and 20 layers so far
(I helped save b3ta! Paintmash, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:31, archived)
# 21 layers, I gave her Amy's nose
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:40, archived)
# I think we all might be a little drunk to appreciate this.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:41, archived)
# Looking great so far!
Love that show, too. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Fallout from a booze-fuelled shouting match -- sorry, learned discussion.

(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# I've seen guys using those nutcrackers
but I think they're just practicing because they've never got any nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:32, archived)
# Nutcrackers need a lot of practice
There's nothing so frustrating as an overshoot that pulverises your walnut.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# ^ Sade
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:26, archived)
# Purdy lady.
Even if her eyes are a little far appart.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:27, archived)
# They really are
and I think one of them is a bit higher than the other.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:28, archived)
# A ninja in an arument with three angry kings. With a scantily dressed queen soliciting some dwarves in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# Ahahahahahah, awesome!
I like your dwarves.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:02, archived)
# I wasn't sure what an arument was. I hope this is right.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Oh yes.
I'm really rather impressed with how much my drawing skillings diminish while I'm drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:12, archived)
# Mine seem to improve. Marginally.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# hahahahaha
ha.
Nice dwarves and violence there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# And sex, don't forget the sex
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:19, archived)
# Ken Russell's "The Gospel of Matthew"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# heh,
Oi, leave your intellect at the door, you.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
# This is very beautiful.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:05, archived)
# Thank Mu. He was my Muse
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# *Just got back from the pub..
I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THIS KIND OF ARTS!

click
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:07, archived)
# Make a nice inventive suggestion, then.
I may then become inclined to fire up MSPaint and engage my full crapness.

Although getting the poxy image hosted is always far harder than making it in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# Squirrels with tits?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Not like this though ¬

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:15, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:22, archived)
# * Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:24, archived)
# Squirrels with squits
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:38, archived)
# B3tards worked for me, even though I'm utterly fucked.
If you're sober, I'm sure you can work it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)
# You went to the pub without us :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:14, archived)
# Yeah, sorry about that.
* I think I may have drunk all of yours as well though?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)
# HORNY PEZDWARVES IN CRACKER-CROWN TADPOLE SMACKDOWN ORGY
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:30, archived)
# Last one before I hit the hay
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# DRUGEZ
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:47, archived)
# pfffffffft
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:50, archived)
# Reposting dis
(I helped save b3ta! hazzamon I've nothing better to do, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:53, archived)
# Haha
Grimace of pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# arghs
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# haha
that's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Alternative medicine didn't really get a good start.


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(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# sorry for shitness
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:26, archived)
# Hey, if we all had to apologise for shitness this'd be a ghost town.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# as if if
ooh ninja
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# guilty as charged.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# Batman receiving fellatio from a cat while robin...
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:45, archived)
# Fuck, it's not legless. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:46, archived)
# The cat appears to be in a state of ecstatic bliss.
Odd, really. Cos when I'm at work, I'm usually fucking miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:49, archived)
# Your job is to be spit-roasted by Batman and Robin?
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:58, archived)
# Well.
In a manner of speaking... yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:04, archived)
# I like it that they're all so happy
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# I like "drunk Mu"
This should become a regular occurrence.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:16, archived)
# Jesus cumming lighting into God's beard.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# Yellow spunk?
Good god man, consult your GP!

(says the man whose urine resembles Lucozade)

*EDIT* btw, that's one vexed-looking God there.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# 2 for 2
:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:28, archived)
# Wheel fighting a neck
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Woo!
I'm impressed.

Mu, you give me something to draw. I just found my tablet.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# A ninja in an arument with three angry kings.
With a scantily dressed queen soliciting some dwarves in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:36, archived)
# sounds kinda Chistmassy.
And sexeh.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:40, archived)
# I'm glad you approve.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# Let's hope 2Can is able to follow through.
Oh no! I don't mean (hides eyes). Oh no. Ugh. Too late.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:00, archived)
# the wheel appears to be winning at this stage,
despite the neck's frankly inadequate attempts at constructing a defence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:35, archived)
# You spoke too soon.
...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:55, archived)
# I want a FFS JESUS T-shirt too.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:32, archived)
# Who doesn't?
It needs a facepalm on it too,
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:03, archived)
# Uuugh, Jordan
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:56, archived)
# Just one, little, wafer thin mint.
I can't really tell what's been shopped here, but gauging my current state of mind I wouldn't worry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
# But it ees only waffer-theen...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:05, archived)
# bon appetit!
also, had to get this out:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:14, archived)
# monkey steals peach
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:21, archived)
# Kung Fu is awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:01, archived)
# Oooh, tell me about it.
I earn less than minimum wage and take taxis everywhere, despite paying full-blown income tax.
And still people knock the door to talk about religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# I'm a bit fluted
So it probably doesn't make sense ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:10, archived)
# Nicely
I'd give it a go but I'm desperate.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Just re-found this

I don't think I've posted it before. b3ta and gis don't seem to know anything about it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# BEWBS!
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:04, archived)
# NEAR THE TOP
WHAT SHOULD DRUNK MU DRAW?
(Still drinking, so will probably draw pretty much anything)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Is this a suggestion?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Serving suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# Serves 6. Or 2 fat birds.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:53, archived)
# no
fan art
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:55, archived)
# a sharktopus making sweet sweet love to a bevy of underwhelmed oysters and sea sponges.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:15, archived)
# oh hells yes :)
a Pirate with the Pope for a peg leg.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:20, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:31, archived)
# Jesus coming lightning all into god's beard setting it on fire and causing calamity and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:09, archived)
# Karen Gillan breast-feeding a duck
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# This should help
www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/2589312/Doctor-Whos-new-assistant-looks-fab-in-lingerie-shoot.html
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:19, archived)
# *drops monocle*
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:29, archived)
# Susan Boyle riding a bicycle naked on fire jumping off a ramp over a rotting whale.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# Batman receiving felinatio from a legless cat whilst Robin bums it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:30, archived)
# tits n lines, yo
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:10, archived)
# Mmm, doing lines off tits appeals
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# 3 months ago chief
www.b3ta.com/board/9958688

[ it's very good :) ]
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# Oh my god he reposted in a new thread!!!
*spazzes out completely*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# :O
EDIT:
Mofaha!! you you you pearoasting CUNT!!

BOOBIES!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# reposted :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# nice arse mate
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Words fail me. Where on earth do you start with this?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# At the bottom, work your way up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# There is no start.
Originality aside, it's fucking disgraceful.

(No criticism implied)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:12, archived)
# It's clear now
There is no start and no finish of warped bums. It's a singularity
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:18, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Dammit, how did you find it?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# Anyway this is new, I'll post it here.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# FUCK!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Aaaaaaaaaaaghhhhh
Bad fitting party hat
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# i'M DRUNK ENOUGH ALREADY.
ARE YOU TRYING TO CONFUSE ME?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# :D
stella :DDD
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# -D -D -D
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
#
Blank
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:58, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:23, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:25, archived)
# ^ Lilly Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# tineye
www.tineye.com/search/c87d64c71dd3530c2d8ca4c13eb728eeadafa71c

Edit: Also I have a directory of all times boobs have been posted anywhere on the internet ever ;)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Wow, tineye searches B3ta?
I didn't know that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# appears to now
sometimes at least
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Thank you!
Bookmarked.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
#  
Ooh, nice tits technique!
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:12, archived)
# ^ That
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Hello, I am very drunk. This is unusual for me.
Typing is a puzzle.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:13, archived)
# tell me more
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# We had a barbeque. There were about 20 lesbian women there.
And me, and one other guy, and some children. And a nice lesbian left me half a bottle of vodka to go with all the cider I'd drunk. You'll be glad to know I was a good man and cooked the MEAT over FIRE and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:18, archived)
# :( wish I got invited to lesbian barbeques.
They were fit lesbians, right?
Not the scary manly ones
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Oh no. As far as I can tell the lesbian hierarchy goes of how fat and short they are.
We had some Lesbian QUEENS there tonight. There were perhaps two straight women there. One of whom was unearthly thin, not in a good way. The other was 23 and nicely curvy, but completely uninterested in me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Well sounds like you had your chance with the curvy one, she's mine now.
You definitely mean curvy as opposed to sturdy?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:26, archived)
# As far as know she has a boyfriend.
I've known her since we were young, and I once made her cry by refusing to let her win at connect four. I wouldn't normally be interested, but she was the only straight girl there and I was already drunk when she arrived.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:32, archived)
# ...plus you know you're better than her at connect 4
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not even that good at connect four.
'ello mof.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:34, archived)
# Hello :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Well, maybe you should have offered to let her win at connect four this time in return for sex.
I had a scary night out with the ward staff last night. Just 20 letchy nurses in their mid-30s and me, as my consultant abandoned me in the pub fairly early on.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:35, archived)
# Now THAT sounds like a missed opertunity right there.
I;ve spelt opertunity wrong. Fuck it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# Or said something SAUVE like...
"Play connect two with me and we'll BOTH win".
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:38, archived)
# With 20 lesbians there, including your mum, it's not quite that easy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:43, archived)
# I have just been shopping. I bought a crate of sol beer, a litre of sainsburys gin, a litre of Tanqueray gin and 6 litres of tonic water.
I already had a crate of carlsberg, a crate of real ales, a litre of whiskey, a bottle of vodka, a bottle of Captain Morgan's spiced rum, a bottle of coconut rum, a full 20 bottle wine rack and 3 bottles of champagne. but didn't fancy any of them.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:17, archived)
# I've been sent to the shop four times today, for ice and wine and plastic cups and milk and coke and stuff.
People are rubbish.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha, the lesbians made you their shopping bitch
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:27, archived)
# Well, one is my mum. And another is her "Partner"
So yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:29, archived)
# Ah.
No offence meant
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# None taken. I'm drunk and cheerful and not entirely sure what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# I'm not sure if I'm drunk. I took a picture of myself on the webcam but still can't work out if I look drunk
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:47, archived)
# I'm happily sure I'm drunk out my skull.
I still have half a plastic cup of vodka and coke here, and a full can of strongbow for afters.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# You should get hold of some red wine to even it out.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:54, archived)
# There's a bottle of red wine downstairs.
With enough encouragement I'd probably go and get it. But I like not having to have my stomach pumped.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:57, archived)
# We don't really do stomach pumping.
Well, during 4 months of A&E I never saw it happen. We generally just left them to sleep it off in a pool of their own sick. If I was feeling generous I'd put a drip up so their hangover wasn't so bad.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:00, archived)
# No, on closer inspection I appear to be pissed off about something. I'd better start acting like it.
FUCK YOU ALL FOR WHATEVER REASON
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:51, archived)
# As shall I. Mu, go out and buy me lime for my gin and tonic!
chop chop
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:30, archived)
# There is a 24 hour Spa up the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:33, archived)
# Well you'd better hurry up then. BUY ME LIMES

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Well this has cheered me up
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:39, archived)
# The lime bra!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:42, archived)
# lol :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Oooh, just went to make myself a gin and tonic and found a bottle of bombay sapphire, a bottle of baileys, a bottle of limoncello and some weird raspberry liquor I'd forgotten about.
I should totally have a party!

if I had any friends.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Are you squinting at the keyboard
to try to stop the letters from moving?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:19, archived)
# Not quite that bad. But I'm having to go slowly, and am making copius use of the delete key.
It only took a couple of tries to type that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# You're doing well
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:28, archived)
# This means a lot, coming from an ONLINE GIRL.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Don't be silly
There aren't any real girls on the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:04, archived)
# S'nice
I like this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:14, archived)
# nice tit:D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:20, archived)
# "Young lady caught in strawberry netting"
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:22, archived)
# There's a supermarket about 20 meters up the road from us run by aisans.
They have lots of fruit and veg out the front and have signs for "STARWBERRIES", which always makes me smile.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:46, archived)
# Snapped this in my local asian supermarket
This is why I don't buy meats there (particularly organ meats!)
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:13, archived)
# When we say asian up here we usually mean those from around india... pakistan and similar.
We don't get many from the far east.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:34, archived)
# You in Scotland?
Can't they make it over the wall?

/hides
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:11, archived)
# Oh very nice!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Dont care if repost
I likes it
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:50, archived)
# NORK!

nice
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:08, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:49, archived)
# nom nom nom
(Hairy Twatter, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:03, archived)
# WTF
is going on here? Hamster being fisted in the cheek?
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Here's your ball, you stupid, fucking, Arse!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:48, archived)
# :D


(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# *KICKS BALL BACK INTO WATER*
Nice animation
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:01, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:05, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:21, archived)
# haha
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Very odd
but very good. I fear the minds that come up with this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:25, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:13, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 7 Jun 2010, 23:00, archived)
# wow
this is amazing
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Wed 9 Jun 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Bravo
(7 hours left to save Earth, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
#

(Testicles just for you, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:00, archived)
# Hahahaha!
I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! bennyhillslovechild, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 0:11, archived)
# Mmmm marshmallows
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# roasty!
(Hairy Twatter, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:44, archived)
# D'ya want s'more?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:05, archived)
# found this
guy
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:09, archived)
# He's happy
BUT HAS MADE HAT MISTAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Aerodynamic!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:23, archived)
# He's pretty much frictionless anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:38, archived)
# Nice hats !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
# always makes the chemo a bit more fun
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Oh very good
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Free Q Base me out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:36, archived)
# Burning rings of fire !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:06, archived)
# well the milestone had to be marked somehow and I didn't want to get nekkid...

they're all really shiny, but the camera didn't think so :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Congratulations
I hope the cock was a life-size model of your own at least?
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:42, archived)
# yup
I traced around it with the pennies :D
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:43, archived)
# Excellent work there
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Congratumutilations on your big round money shot !
Shine On !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:44, archived)
# Congratulations :D
(herman:D, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Congratulations!
The world also thanks you for your contribution in laying the foundation for one of the board's greatest characters that ever walked the streets of photoshop - Freebase!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 21:57, archived)
# props to StickFigureNinja (where the hell is he?) for finding the source
BTW, he has a cat...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Yes I remember this
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 23:23, archived)
# Yay! Grats
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:08, archived)
# GRONCATULATIONS!!!!!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# !!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Congratulations!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Jun 2010, 22:33, archived)
# Congrats..

* No bridge - not true
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sun 6 Jun 2010, 1:18, archived)

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