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# Down at the pub 1632

A few hours into the game, noone feigned interest any more.
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# hahahahaaaa!
Thass Ace!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# 10p on Dr. Tulp to win
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# haha nicely done!
(They can get out the holiday slides afterwards too)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
You're completely brayne wrong!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Oh so that's what they're for
Spot on = )
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:15, archived)
# Haha nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# coleens on her blob


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bindun?
(ginsoakedboy would like a nice cup of tea, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# Isn't displaying a red cross on a vehicle
that isn't being used for medical support or evacuation
a war crime?

Can the perpetrators be shot as spies?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Not sure, but better safe than sorry
Lock and load!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# Muzel Tov!
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# I like this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:32, archived)
# ew!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# eugh

(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Ahhh, but they're a lovely family really


And Kai is just like his dad...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:58, archived)
# sorry, red-x

Oh wait, I was slouching to one side.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# pffft!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:04, archived)
# On being fat
(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:53, archived)
# I met a former Milky Bar kid once
nice fella, if a little fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
#
That is a claim to fame. I met Jimmy Saville once that's my claim to fame.
(dredwerker bored sig, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# I Can Feel My Brain Tonight


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Sung to the tune of Elton John’s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight:”

I can feel my brain tonight
Oh it’s in my head
Shriveled bump the size of cantaloupe
Remove it and I’m dead.

I can feel my brain tonight
And you can feel yours, too
Just make sure that both your hands are clean
Of any soap or glue.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Paddy Ashdown?
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# Good call.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# This is what I want to do right now.
Bloody hayfever!

Woo
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:40, archived)
# Sorry to jack, but quick poll time:
Who will top Group C?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:46, archived)
# No idea.
EDIT: I see what you've done. That's not going to be popular... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Moi?
*polishes halo*

Edit Ooo there's some clever buggers about here aren't there :/

Was that you?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
# *whistles innocently*
:p
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:51, archived)
# la-la-la-lala
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:52, archived)
# USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!
USA!

YOU DON'T FOOL ME HEADWOUND!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# *hovers*
*Ah-haaas*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:59, archived)
# why are there no numbers?
*suspiciouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:55, archived)
# They are optional on the polling system...
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:01, archived)
# and option 5...
- Who gives a flying fuck!

EDIT: You little shit, I hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:57, archived)
# POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# No really... I hate you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I love England
best of all the stupid pointless let's kick a ball around twats
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:00, archived)
# Do you not like football?
I'm not sure if you've actually made that point to any great degree over the past few weeks. If I were you I'd be a bit more outspoken and repetitive on the subject ;p
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:02, archived)
# says the horselinker
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:03, archived)
# Hey man that's a novel and sophisticated form of wit at work!
Don't knock the horselink.

Especially in this age of firefox styles where you have to be a lot more circumspect about it to get past people's magenta warning systems.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# yeah you're right, sorry
I won't mention football again as long as no-one else does
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:22, archived)
# Fair do's :)
To be fair, I was referring far more to horses than to football up there ;)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:26, archived)
# ^ See my signature ¬
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Actually it's generally the skint actors that wind up in panto.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:12, archived)
# That's becaue all the Over-paid ones are playing football!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I think it's great but some people think it's a load of wank
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Well, that's put me right off my jizz soup
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:35, archived)
# hahahaha... perfect
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# my god, he's collinating again!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Bunch of muppets......


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(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Hahaha heskey :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# he weren't worth shopping tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# ^^
that's made it worth taking him - just.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:22, archived)
# ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Bunsen Honeydew in goal.
Choice.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:27, archived)
# Now THAT is a winning team.
(sirhiss, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:44, archived)
# I would agree (apart from the Heskey)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Score in 60 Seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Part two...

Click for 300+ more comics and pictures.

Part one.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Oooh, I like where this is going...
*orders in popcorn*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# *shouts in toffee*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# *directs in marmalade*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# *gives deeply philosophical but ultimately irrelevant advice in yoghurt*
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:19, archived)
# It's a bit of a shame that I think there's only one part left to draw.
I'm glad you're enjoying it though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# It's a good job I only got a small bucket of popcorn then. :¬7
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:38, archived)
# This is the future
I am now convinced of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I wish this wasn't so plausible :(
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:11, archived)
# this is marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# I like your stuff a lot
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Napoleon loves ponies
He thinks they're the best of all the animals.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Yay! If only there was a song to express one's feelings about equines
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Haha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Is it Arty Friday?
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# Arty Farty Friday I believe (also, on an unrelated note, someone open a window)
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Seems to be going that way.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:10, archived)
# I did this for someone else but as it turned out ok I thought I'd plonk it here :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# It's a bit good actually.
You should plonk more.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Cheers, I keep meaning to do more 'shops.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:48, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Afternoon all
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Look out, Nessie!
Someone's chucked a giant Pokeball at you!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Catch them all from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# That's no Pokeball...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:12, archived)
# ARTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:18, archived)
# I love this
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:41, archived)
[challenge entry] :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:53, archived)
# eh?
I thought chicks didn't like football!?

Woo!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Both teams playing in the same colours?
The ref will never allow it.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:02, archived)
# prematch warm up
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# arf......nicely:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:34, archived)
# I waited ages for your OP to animate...
Not used to static posts from you sir.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Even EWC rarely animates .jpegs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:39, archived)
# The ref's in yellow too...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:04, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# Fowl!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# FREE CHICK!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Henned ball!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
# ...and that earns him an early dustbath.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:13, archived)
# McNugget Like Beckham
(Or : Henned it like Beakham)

Don't give up, lads! Don't chicken the towel just yet!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:21, archived)
# David Bantam?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:26, archived)
# peck it in.
and you headwound, stop egging him on...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:29, archived)
# Which ones play on the wing?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:37, archived)
# SO cute!
(I helped save b3ta! keo COCKS COCKS COCKS, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Lully!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:08, archived)
[challenge entry] Ho, ho, ho...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:36, archived)
# He's looking well
Has he had work done?
(JimChimney, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Dude, this is excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# Thanks Cap'n
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:38, archived)
# My castle takes your draught and that's a goal!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Wonderful stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:46, archived)
# Thankee sir!
I await your next smashing image with much gusto! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:48, archived)
# I smell the fail of an Englishman.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:52, archived)
# Oh yes!....nice caricaturing Ninj
top stuff:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:55, archived)
# Cheers sir!
Although I cannot claim the caricature, I just moshed the head with the body alas...

Bless you anyhoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Cor!
Thass brilliant


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# Thank you!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Chief Princephilip of the People's Democratic Republic of Bongo Bongo Land....

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:18, archived)
# yipes!
*chucks spear*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:19, archived)
# Grampa!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# "Who are you bloody round-eyed pale chappies?
This fusebox looks like it was put in by a bloody Brit."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Hahahaha!
and Woo! Moley!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# So are you lot still throwing cricket balls at each other then?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# Mmmhhh
“You managed not to get eaten, then?”
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# He's a comedy genius!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# hahahaha
Anyone else remember the Viz strip about him?

(a black man is sitting in a wheelchair)
Phillip: A darkie spakka! Don't see one of them very often, what what. Fall out of a coconut tree did he? Must be hard picking bananas with his feet with those crippy legs.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:27, archived)
# There was a fantastic google map about him a while back - with all his gaffes marked up.
Cannae find it though :/

Edit Not heard the car door one before. Genius!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:28, archived)
# It took too long to load anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:29, archived)
# There were a couple of small areas in the middle of the Atlantic that weren't tagged I think.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:30, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Hiya Moley! *Click* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Oh hallo big boy!
You got that Friday feeling yet?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:37, archived)
# I have now!
:D \O/
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:39, archived)
# Chief? He is their God!
Very well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:35, archived)
# hahaha.....I'd love to see his "war dance"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:56, archived)
# What's more creepier than Jonathan King?
That's 2 Jonathan King's! That's eFFing what!

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# *unlimbers killing hammers*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# I could be swayed.. :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# I could be Blur :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# did you see this?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/8733373.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# haha..some good points made there
personally I don't hate the English..

I hate the hype machine
I hate being reminded about 66
I hate Alan Hansen the turncoat bastard
and I think Jimmy Hill is a poof...is a poooof!

England is the 'auld enemy' we love to hate them.



(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:03, archived)
# I'm SNP myself
Scotchland not playing.
(I helped save b3ta! stopmeandslapme Cometh the hour, cometh your mum, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:24, archived)
# Good gracious!
What a lovely pair...

Do you remember when Keith Harris and Keith were top of the bill before Orville came along....?



(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:23, archived)
# haha
: )
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I don't know what the fuss is - they just need a little 'spin'.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Rascist!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# A true return to form, sir
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:09, archived)
# ^ Putting the Oil in Spoilsports!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# slick! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:16, archived)
# Curses! I had that pun in the pipeline.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# *pipeline
I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Oil bet you were thinking summat cruder


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I heard he's very refined
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:25, archived)
# You were well beaten to it!
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Hahahaha! Very nicely done.
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:21, archived)
[challenge entry] free kick
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# Haha
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# #4 there in the middle skips like a little girl...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:00, archived)
# hahah fantastic
coached by Kevin Costner in JFK
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# We're through the looking glass here people
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# *sniggers at sig*
you loon!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:33, archived)
# I'm not the only one cheering them on
ningles fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# You're gonna get beat though

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I'm Welsh, but have lived in England most of my life
where do I stand also given my father's family?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:43, archived)
# I'm Scottish, but have lived in England most of my life
and in my opinion, you may stand where you like!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I'm sitting down at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Coming down here nicking our jobs... etc
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
#
jobs
park benches
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# one flatmate and i are scottish
the other flatmate is half german. Therefore germany is our team of choice this world cup.

I think everyone hates us now. Even the scottish hate germany when they play anyone except england.
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# I'm English, but two of my names are Scottish and the other one's Welsh
I stand to have a wee
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# do your names get on with each other?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# The two Scottish ones occasionally gang up on the Welsh one
whit a stramash!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# I'm Australian but have lived in Scotland most of my life (since I was 4yrs old)

I know who I support A.B.E and Australia ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:50, archived)
# Scottish and Strine!
stick another mars bar on the barbie!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# brawnza mate!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:00, archived)
# hahah
my friend is Scottish born but grew up in London (well Essex). He calls himself a Jockney.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:05, archived)
# All the sweaties wearing A.B.E. shirts
I've had 100 S.A.S. shirts made and they have sold in a day. YAY!
(boarders You won't catch me with my trousers, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 17:16, archived)
# hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:25, archived)
# pfft....
has he got one of those balls on a string thingies?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
# hahaha i like it
according to the goalkeepers, this *will* happen with the new world cup football
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# I think they should just get pissed and play Frisbee.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Drunken Ultimate Frisbee!
YES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# with the edges dunked in glue and glass

EXTREME ULTIMATE FRISBEE
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# AND DOG'S WEE!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# you will be heralded as a visionary in years to come
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:45, archived)
# They say this EVERYTIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:38, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:39, archived)
# ^

edit/ who the fuck wants a ball that makes it easier on goalkeepers anyway (obviously apart from the keepers themselves)
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Well our number 1 is thirty-nine
So I suppose we do especially.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Not anymore
Our no 1 is 28 now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# Looking through this
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2010_FIFA_World_Cup_squads

It's just us, Germany and Italy who have our entire squad from our home league. Even North Korea have a couple of foreign-based players. I wonder if that's good. And I wonder if I've been waiting for the world cup for so long now that I've started pondering pointless subjects.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:52, archived)
# oh, so this
I've been lapping up every stat I can find
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:54, archived)
# haha
it's like one of those cheap footballs that are heavier on one side
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:29, archived)
# Or crown green
bowls.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# I bet they couldn't kick one of them very far!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Surely in crown green bowling it's the lawn that is bent
not the bowls

edit/ nope, it seems I'm talking shite
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:44, archived)
# hahaha
did you really think that?
OH WASPY!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:47, archived)
# I genuinely did!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:07, archived)
# A massive lawn with a tilt function
and a dozen pensioners in white flat caps rolling around uncontrollably on it and occasionally being clobbered by bowls rolling past, while another pensioner flails at the controls in the clubhouse, laughing manically. THIS MUST BE BUILT IMMEDIATELY.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:51, archived)
# hahahha YES!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Is this running really slow or is my eyesight incredibly fast?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# It's only running half the frames for me :S
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# :-/
That's annoying. I had a hell of a time squeezing this thing into 400K. When are we going to be able to post MPEG-4 videos, I wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! revolution now 👊, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:40, archived)
# I stopped downloading TF2 and now it's fine :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ghostwriter can't pick up his pencil, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:41, archived)
# when the HTML5 <video> tag gets wide support?
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I've just installed a VHS drive in my computer
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:48, archived)
# i heard betamax was about to overtake VHS in consumer uptake
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:49, archived)
# It's probably slow because "width" is not a direct multiple of the original size
Original=160x90......would be better to set "width=320" or "width=480" not =400
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:34, archived)
# fantastic :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:35, archived)
# some fairy magic
freebase
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Is that you Jade
?
(TwinkleFuckingToes Has a ingrown toe nail, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:31, archived)
# nope
its another rob sry
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 15:53, archived)
# boiiiiiing!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:06, archived)
# Haha
That's great!

(I helped save b3ta! Dance Commander invading your personal space, since, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:10, archived)
# haha
superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:17, archived)
# Tremendous!
:D

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Shit!
Them Jubilanis are crazy!

*kerlick*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Sat 12 Jun 2010, 5:27, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Sun 13 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi.....SOD OFF & wait your turn!!!
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:02, archived)
# Hahaha
I wish they'd sod off altogether so we could get some proper mascots...
(Omicron 2 years gone in a flash, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:11, archived)
# What, another set of pointless fluffy animals?
That would be exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# A fluffy Routemaster FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:23, archived)
# with a fluffy Boris Johnson driving it
(I helped save b3ta! rhebus ac201fd270c3b96beab24f2829780ab2, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:24, archived)
# You can't beat a bit of World Cup Willy
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Fluffball
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:01, archived)
# *spots Uncle Fester*
Du-d-d-dun CLICK! CLICK!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:08, archived)
# poomph!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:10, archived)
# You missed a bit of colour Paul
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I got lazy
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 13:47, archived)
# Art

click to de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:55, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# is it a giant crisp bag catcher?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 10:57, archived)
# :)
used one then?
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:12, archived)
# See, wormholes DO exist
SCIENCE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 11 Jun 2010, 11:15, archived)

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