(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:55,
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Haha excellent!
Also: ARIVADERCHI ITALIA!!
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:56,
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Also :
Former winner Ann Jones and former British number one Tim Henman are on court to present Isner and Mahut with boxes that they barely look like they can lift. No idea what's in them but they look fairly heavy
(ValinI changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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^ What she said
(Wobbly BlokeHello, did I miss anything on,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:31,
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*hikes up skirt*
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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Uwe sounds the most vile of them all
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:30,
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Hahahahaha!
I mean, I've got nothing against dread monsters from before the dawn of time. But they've got to realise, if they insist on coming over to our plane of existence and taking our virgins, they have to subscribe to our values.
British values.
I'm talking about the freedom to spout ill-informed, self-contradictory, poorly-written hate, and get paid handsomely for the priviledge! You couldn't make it up, although I just did!
Cheers!
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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that's reminded me of the classic Stanz quotation:
"Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension..."
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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Hahahahahaha
"because once I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
/GBII
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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Symmetrical book stacking - just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947...
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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Where do these stairs go?
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41,
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"SHHHH! Can you smell something?"
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:44,
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"Alice, are you menstrating right now? "
"What has that got to do with anything?"
"Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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they go up.
(HyperSquiZ*Thbbbbbt*,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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yes, no human being would stack books this way...
(HyperSquiZ*Thbbbbbt*,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:09,
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someone blows their nose, and you want to keep it?
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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GET HER!!
(HyperSquiZ*Thbbbbbt*,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11,
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and this just because of the chevron
edit: oh noes!!
(HyperSquiZ*Thbbbbbt*,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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hahahahahahahahha! Marvelous :D
that fucking Uwe Bol... Now, whenever I notice my copy of FarCry on the shelf, I think of his shitty crappy fucking cunty movie.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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As long as he never gets his hands on an African themed version...
We're all safe. The Jackal's too good for the Bowlster
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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I really did not like FC2.... strange that....
but then again, ALL licences are too good for Bol.
Yes, that's right, even "Pippa Funnell 3: The Golden Stirrup Challenge (PC CD)"
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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Just remind yourself there's no mutant monkeys and it becomes more enjoyable
Because shooters with mutants are so passe apparently...
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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It wasn't the complete disregard of the original charaters/plot (unless something came into play later on, as I could never be bothered to finish it)
I just could never get to grips with the game, it just felt "wrong".
I really can't explain it. It was just sub-par
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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Don't worry yourself
It was completely unconnected to the original one from start to finish. And it's not a happy ending either. In fact it's just not an ending.
(cenarisIs dividing 3 by waffle,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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I never watched Far Cry.
I knew it'd be terrible and didn't want to waste 90 minutes of my life confirming it.
(JollyJack- a stench from the past,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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It was painful. Very, very painful.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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After all, anyone who the lovely Samantha chooses to spend her life with can't be bad! Eh? Eh? You would though, wouldn't you? But really, just because your disabled son carked it, that shouldn't mean you can run the country.
For the record, I have stood up for disabled rights in the past. But let's face it, they have a pretty easy life - all that free money and free healthcare paid for by us, just because they're a bit thick, or a bit, you know, not with it.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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(printmeisterhttp://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:54,
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shopped pics only, please.
(theoriginalsteve<this space intentionally left blank>,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:55,
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In the words of Noel Fielding's chav
"What is you?"
(Je suis un vagabondis an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:56,
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ha ha, I just saw this on BBC news.
I was really pissed that I was away and missed the Streetview car when it came round our village... I had my Halloween Grimreaper outfit I wanted to wear and stand (scythe & all) in a gap in the hedge at the end of our lane.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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hahaha :D
I still think the Norwegian frogmen win Streetview in every way.
I doubt this, it being such a small place and all ;) Unless it's that lady who runs the charity shop.But she only ever wears a smock type thing so it's hard to tell.
(The magic of chutneyShakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03,
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Damn it, I always miss the norks.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:04,
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(Barbarossais not my real name,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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I WANT GOOD STUFF!
back in the early 90s, my mate from uni got a job in one of the sextoy warehouses that used to advertise in The Sunday Sport. He used his own mailing labels instead of the ones he was supposed to stick on the parcels. I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.
another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
I was in the drive talking to a friend...I saw the car come down the street and gave it the finger as it turned around in front of the house. That finger did make it to Google for a while...
(HairyTwattercertified eel and sodium salesman,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:09,
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hahahahaha!
"But... but... I need more stuff"*
*what I gather takes two and half hours to say in SATC 2
(Joe Scaramangawith a G-double-O-D vibration,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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(bilbobarneybobsI'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07,
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Ah'm still here
But the pull of the spreadsheets is strong this afternoon *cuddles*
(ChorizowagonCame wandering back on,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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Most exciting thing that's happened in Aberdeen...
well, ever.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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Of course, I've got nothing against Aberdeen, or the Aberdonians.
Fine people.
Of course they pay their taxes like everyone else. But it has to be said, they are all off their tits on heroin, they speak a weird "dialect" nothing like proper english, and the women really are munters. I mean, I've nothing against ugly women - not even if you paid me(!)But seriously.
Munters.
(Crystal MagnetLike a diamond geezer, but better,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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That's the one that used to dance.
(atomicA-bomb-a-nation,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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why the long face? :P
(PedroHinCome along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47,
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Quick, dirty and God I hope this hasn't been done before!
(jim_bobcan herd cats.,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:29,
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The surname "Manuel" is of Norman French origin
Dirty Frogs, coming over here, weeing on our Proper English journalists.
(Whato_JeevesDid your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:35,
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Same reaction here
Ris?
(jim_bobcan herd cats.,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:36,
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:D I love your hypnotoad!
I had no choice but to write this
(ChorizowagonCame wandering back on,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:38,
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Thanks Muchly...
This current challenge is a Godsend to those former /talkers such as myself. Too long have I lurked in the shadows on QOTW, doomed to forever scrabble for a post worthy of the newsletter... *ahem*.
Sorry, got carried away there.
(jim_bobcan herd cats.,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Mr Rob Manuel
the famed internet celebrity, artist and social media expert.