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[challenge entry] parparranazi
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
# THIS IS CLOACA!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# that reminds me of the time when noel edmonds went postal
and cut off clive andersons head.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:45, archived)
# now
that was a brass eye moment
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Based on real events
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:50, archived)
# I sent
flowers and a get well card
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Excellent
TJ: Tora Tora Tora

What a fucking goal!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:48, archived)
# And another!!
Woo hoo
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Beggars belief really
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Nice.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Dress.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# uniform
occifer...hic
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:57, archived)
# Pens
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# FUCK?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:58, archived)
# There will be viscera
Bring on the genocide. They had it coming.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# FROGS BE ZAPPIN LIKE MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Alien frogs...just look at their tadpoles...they vibrate!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:42, archived)
# FUCK FROG
FULL OF FUCK
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Oh oh.............almost FUCK Time!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:59, archived)
# NSFW
second picture

WHADFUK
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=FUCK%20FROG&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi

oh, and the first one

ED: OH DEAR GOD
NSFWFWSFWFWFSFWGWHDGJJUDFHF
spotify:track:25zdFNgNcHezErmPtYpQWB
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:22, archived)
# what the fuck is wrong with japanese people?


(c) southpark, re: Germans.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:32, archived)
# Reminds me of a story about a princess who gets fucked by a giant frog in space.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
# No no, that was a giant slug.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:17, archived)
# fuck
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(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:37, archived)
# Spluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurg ++++++++++
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# ring "Atomic"
...more Zap.....less flap
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:51, archived)
# frogit :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:44, archived)
# It's like a bad trip.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Really nice animated 'shroom trip
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Bang!
Needs more masonry equipment
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# BONK
BONK
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:27, archived)
# You've made it much less cute :(
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:29, archived)
# It's okay
when they go down they're raped by the kittens
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Oh, well in that case
Woo! Yay!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
# ...like I said...that's not whacking!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:37, archived)
# ah...a good old-fashioned whacking thread....just the ticket
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Yeah!!
this gets my vote :-)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:43, archived)
# Haiku Writer’s Block


Click for bigger (170 kb)

Get your shit together, brain.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:58, archived)
# where are you getting these pictures that you add words to?
aka toap
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:18, archived)
#
I make all the masks and characters from sculpey or plastaline clay
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# Do you interact outside of that?
You're clearly talented, but this isn't just a place to advertise.
Unless you're Jolly Jack in which case it's fine.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell you're on the rampage
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:38, archived)
# 75 Centilitres of cheap Australian Merlot motherfucker
SHIT JUST GOT REAL.


I need to lie down.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:40, archived)
# what?
......boring unfunny shit...he probably thinks the same of mine lol
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:55, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:23, archived)
#
huh?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:25, archived)
# HOHHOHHOOOHOO
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ!

I see you have studied sir.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# Stop spamming your own shit and join in the community.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:26, archived)
# In fairness
we are all cunts.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:32, archived)
# I THINK YOU'LL FIND I'M A CLOACA.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:33, archived)
# from the same cuntry
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:35, archived)
# There's a cuntcentration of us
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:36, archived)
# A clear lack of cuntrol.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:39, archived)
# 8D
Harsh but fair..
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:02, archived)
#
no!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:58, archived)
# Oh, Danny.
*shakes head*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 23:15, archived)
# I love the fact that your site has a "dolphins with mops" tag.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:34, archived)
[challenge entry] T'was Dick all along...


(Thanks to 'the log knows' for his link!)
www.b3ta.com/links/The_most_insane_headline_ever_D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:31, archived)
# "Jerree,Jerree,Jerree"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:37, archived)
# "Steve, Steve, Steve"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Go Ricky!...Go Ricky!...Go Ricky!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Well this is unprecedented
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# That was quite a headline!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:17, archived)
# Human Centipede x Keith Haring
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:29, archived)
# WOO!
und
YAY!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh dear.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Monkey eating a sandwich

While drawing this I sang the theme song. More eating a sandwich pictures of variable quality available on my art blog .
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22, archived)
# love it
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Thats good :D
Woo
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:27, archived)
# ahah excellent, monkey god is best god
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:30, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# sandwich eating a monkey
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Poor baby Francois monkey! :(
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# the nature of sandwich is...
...irepressible.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
# fab :)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:57, archived)
# Hahahaa
Wonderful!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:16, archived)
# :DD
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Cloud cars rule!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:56, archived)
# Cheers
I knew B3tans would have some cool Monkey stuff. Never mind the I love the 80's nostalgia it's a class show!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Is that a spam sandwich?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 23:44, archived)
# XD
(, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:33, archived)
# From an original angry comment by my friend Chris.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:19, archived)
# drater stepmurt :)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:24, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry]
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(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:06, archived)
# Hahahaha...
:D *Click*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I love these nodding Littlejohns
got one in the back o' the car....& a sign"Littlejohn on board" :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:12, archived)
#
Little Bobble Johns TM
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# Counter parts . . .
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
[challenge entry] snap (ish)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:31, archived)
#
"Trust me on this one"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:36, archived)
# popbitch has impecable timing it seems
www.popbitch.com/home/2010/06/24/its-richard-littlejohn/

edit: that is a tad nsfw btw, only nipples mind, and one great big tit of course.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Holy eighties Batman!!
Who would've thought...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:38, archived)
# Nice blouses !
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:39, archived)
# That was taken last week
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:41, archived)
# ah, so he's been a twat
for quite some time then
: )
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Ah yes
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:25, archived)
# yay!
...well, sort of.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Finding pictures online that fitted the original
was quite hard :)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:38, archived)
# *Boke*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:30, archived)
# Oh
god

or other supernatural entity available.

I try to recall the 80s as having way less wild animal prints (there's room for a brand new revisionist thingie in that).
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] I only know 3 things about this guy...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Insta-Click* :)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Yippee!.....I know just enough then:D:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# That's 2 more things than I know...
...I know he's the compo.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:46, archived)
# you still get a "CLICK"
just for knowing that:)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:48, archived)
# Three secrets revealed in revealing fashion !
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:55, archived)
# Haha excellent!
Also: ARIVADERCHI ITALIA!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:56, archived)
# Also :
Former winner Ann Jones and former British number one Tim Henman are on court
to present Isner and Mahut with boxes that they barely look like they can lift. No idea what's in them but they look fairly heavy
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:00, archived)
# probably Noel Edmonds'll be in one
wonder who'll be in the other?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Noel's Mum ?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# :D...wahey....that's put me in the mood for a spaghetti tea....nom
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Momma Mia . . . that's some slurption !
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# she's mastered it without the sauce too
no easy thing:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:14, archived)
# i'am having spaghetti bolognese
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:57, archived)
# TOAP: not worth its own thread

www.microsoft.com/industry/government/solutions/cofee/default.aspx
Edit: Removed drop-shadow cause it looked yucky.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:26, archived)
# think they're clever these boffins
I always wipe my hard drive clean after I've committed a cyber-crime.........ahaaaaa....one step ahead you see:)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:32, archived)
#
I just do a Disk Cleanup...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:42, archived)
# When I commit cybercrimes I try to only do them against countries we don't have an extradition treaty with.
Take that, Brazil!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:51, archived)
# milk and 2 sugars in mine please
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:56, archived)
# I love this
but the 'i like this' button will have to do
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:48, archived)
# thank you sir
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:52, archived)
#

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# hahahaha
not Uwe'Boll! Worst of all the animals
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:29, archived)
# It's getting good now.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:31, archived)
# *hikes up skirt*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# Uwe sounds the most vile of them all
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
I mean, I've got nothing against dread monsters from before the dawn of time. But they've got to realise, if they insist on coming over to our plane of existence and taking our virgins, they have to subscribe to our values.

British values.

I'm talking about the freedom to spout ill-informed, self-contradictory, poorly-written hate, and get paid handsomely for the priviledge! You couldn't make it up, although I just did!

Cheers!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:32, archived)
# that's reminded me of the classic Stanz quotation:
"Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension..."
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
"because once I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."

/GBII
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Symmetrical book stacking - just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Where do these stairs go?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# "SHHHH! Can you smell something?"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:44, archived)
# "Alice, are you menstrating right now? "
"What has that got to do with anything?"

"Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
# they go up.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# yes, no human being would stack books this way...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:09, archived)
# someone blows their nose, and you want to keep it?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# GET HER!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:11, archived)
# and this just because of the chevron
edit: oh noes!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10, archived)
# hahahahahahahahha! Marvelous :D
that fucking Uwe Bol... Now, whenever I notice my copy of FarCry on the shelf, I think of his shitty crappy fucking cunty movie.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# As long as he never gets his hands on an African themed version...
We're all safe.
The Jackal's too good for the Bowlster
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# I really did not like FC2.... strange that....
but then again, ALL licences are too good for Bol.

Yes, that's right, even "Pippa Funnell 3: The Golden Stirrup Challenge (PC CD)"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Just remind yourself there's no mutant monkeys and it becomes more enjoyable
Because shooters with mutants are so passe apparently...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# It wasn't the complete disregard of the original charaters/plot (unless something came into play later on, as I could never be bothered to finish it)
I just could never get to grips with the game, it just felt "wrong".

I really can't explain it. It was just sub-par
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# Don't worry yourself
It was completely unconnected to the original one from start to finish. And it's not a happy ending either. In fact it's just not an ending.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# I never watched Far Cry.
I knew it'd be terrible and didn't want to waste 90 minutes of my life confirming it.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# It was painful. Very, very painful.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Hahahaha...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# NOOOOO!
Poor widdle kitties!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Adorable
But you know the machine's broken when the kitty escapes :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# And you know the kitties are stupid when they hang around to watch.....
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42, archived)
# They're not stupid
They're stupidly curious.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Ha ha ha - FTW!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# hahahahahah!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:43, archived)
# That's not whacking.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:53, archived)
# is that last one the WankyShit Demon?
cake?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# On the Bristol Stool Scale
He must be a 10
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# hello :D
They let you out again?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:41, archived)
# I'm going to this tonight
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# ooooh.
*envies*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# poo monsters!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Ooooh, another furry elbow snogging?
Instead: Uwe Boll

Yet somehow very satisfying.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:17, archived)
# hahahaha
he'll make this comic strip into a movie, and it'll rock on DVD.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:52, archived)
# FUCK YOU, CAT!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# *glee*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# XD
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Cats are flexible
That cat can most likely get through that hole, no problem.

Then it's nyom time.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# The mouse is in a weapons stockhold...
...that cat will soon be dead.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Hahahaha...
Superb! *Click* :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# ...aww...go on...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Tauntingly haunting !
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34, archived)
# You tease.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36, archived)
# there's a mouse in da house
:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Mice!...
...He has an Uncle Fister.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:45, archived)
# cat don't know what's comin'
!!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:51, archived)
# hahahaha! bloody ace :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:18, archived)
# !evetslanigiroeht sknahT
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] A quicky for you
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# evil twin?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# somehow youve made him look more sinister than he does normally.
well done
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] :-)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Anyone else
Think he looks like Cameron in this?
also clicky
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# yeah - next you'll be telling me they're two different people.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Well
Have you seen them together in the same expensive holiday location at the same time?
Hmm?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:18, archived)
# Diaz?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:11, archived)
# She's really let herself go
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# definitely
:-)
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:38, archived)
# I've nothing against David Cameron.
After all, anyone who the lovely Samantha chooses to spend her life with can't be bad! Eh? Eh? You would though, wouldn't you? But really, just because your disabled son carked it, that shouldn't mean you can run the country.

For the record, I have stood up for disabled rights in the past. But let's face it, they have a pretty easy life - all that free money and free healthcare paid for by us, just because they're a bit thick, or a bit, you know, not with it.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Glenn?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Pair of cloacas. Not cloaci, apparently.

I think we should be told.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:26, archived)
# And all they do is sit on their arse all day.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:28, archived)
# C2?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Liquidation !

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:54, archived)
# shopped pics only, please.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:55, archived)
# In the words of Noel Fielding's chav
"What is you?"
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:56, archived)
# ha ha, I just saw this on BBC news.
I was really pissed that I was away and missed the Streetview car when it came round our village... I had my Halloween Grimreaper outfit I wanted to wear and stand (scythe & all) in a gap in the hedge at the end of our lane.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# hahaha :D
I still think the Norwegian frogmen win Streetview in every way.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:00, archived)
# even more than that woman in London
with the cracking norks?


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# There's a woman in London with cracking norks?
I doubt this, it being such a small place and all ;) Unless it's that lady who runs the charity shop.But she only ever wears a smock type thing so it's hard to tell.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Damn it, I always miss the norks.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:04, archived)
#
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:06, archived)
# piggy?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# daddy?


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# awww!
that needs more OINK OINK sounds
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:08, archived)
# POIDH
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# HAHAHA
Apparently there is a street on it where everyone was mooning!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Yours truly


just before I ran at the car with my arms in the air, but it had already taken the pic :(

my neighbours hedge was a disgrace - I cut it down a few weeks ago!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# yay
I've just found our road

*looks for house*

*edit* This is me - crikey - it was a while ago - the drive is tidy and I've sold the gold Hyundai
oops

sorry - code copying borked..
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10, archived)
# er, forbes
that's my house!
WHEN DID YOU MOVE IN!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Hahaha I now know your full postal address
*sends stuff through the post*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# I WANT GOOD STUFF!
back in the early 90s, my mate from uni got a job in one of the sextoy warehouses that used to advertise in The Sunday Sport. He used his own mailing labels instead of the ones he was supposed to stick on the parcels.
I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.

another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21, archived)
# yesterday
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# put the kettle on then
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# err if that is your address (or his)
i'd recommend that it get taken off here. i'm not sure i'd trust all and sundry on b3ta with my address
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17, archived)
# yes
I kinda noticed he removed the link and substituted with image - somehow the url retained his details when I found my domesticile

oops - code error

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22, archived)
# by 'code' you mean 'bilbobaileybarneybobs' don't you?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# yes
:)

(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Arrivederci, spaghetti-ohs.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35, archived)
# by 'all and sundry' you mean you don't you?
no dismembered body parts please, unless they are edible
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:23, archived)
# My Dad's on there TWICE.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:12, archived)
# TIME TRAVEL
or you have a secret uncle who is your dad's twin AND THEY HAVEN'T TOLD YOU!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:14, archived)
# When they came by my old house
I was in the drive talking to a friend...I saw the car come down the street and gave it the finger as it turned around in front of the house. That finger did make it to Google for a while...
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:09, archived)
# hahahahaha!
"But... but... I need more stuff"*

*what I gather takes two and half hours to say in SATC 2
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha.
You may also be interested in:
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:02, archived)
# I honestly don't know which is worse.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahaha
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03, archived)
# I missed the Sausage lady
*sobs*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:07, archived)
# Ah'm still here
But the pull of the spreadsheets is strong this afternoon *cuddles*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Most exciting thing that's happened in Aberdeen...
well, ever.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Of course, I've got nothing against Aberdeen, or the Aberdonians.
Fine people.

Of course they pay their taxes like everyone else. But it has to be said, they are all off their tits on heroin, they speak a weird "dialect" nothing like proper english, and the women really are munters. I mean, I've nothing against ugly women - not even if you paid me(!)But seriously.

Munters.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:09, archived)
# That's the one that used to dance.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25, archived)
# why the long face? :P
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick, dirty and God I hope this hasn't been done before!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# The surname "Manuel" is of Norman French origin
Dirty Frogs, coming over here, weeing on our Proper English journalists.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Que?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:35, archived)
# Same reaction here
Ris?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:36, archived)
# :D I love your hypnotoad!
I had no choice but to write this
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Thanks Muchly...
This current challenge is a Godsend to those former /talkers such as myself. Too long have I lurked in the shadows on QOTW, doomed to forever scrabble for a post worthy of the newsletter... *ahem*.

Sorry, got carried away there.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Mr Rob Manuel
the famed internet celebrity, artist and social media expert.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:40, archived)
# I think there may be a crossed wire here.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:42, archived)
# I'm not RIS
I'm here with you. all the way. Unless it gets nasty
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:47, archived)
# What you mean you'll stay until the watersports start?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:49, archived)
# I have to stay, if they are to start at all.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Lacist!
cloaca maxima in full flow
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Those fingers look sore.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:24, archived)
# hahaha
lacist
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I would love someone somewhere to make this his real profile pic on the Daily Wail and associated websites.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:27, archived)
# velly good
: )
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Rubbery!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# CHORTLES
:D
(, Sat 26 Jun 2010, 14:53, archived)
# The All England Lawn Siege Engine Association


Wears a bit thin after ten hours.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Hooray hooray trebuchet
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:21, archived)
# The finest of all the siege engines.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# i'll have at thee with a ballista
yon vangarde
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:05, archived)
#
*cheers* MAN-GO-NEL, MAN-GO-NEL, MAN-GO-NEEEEEEEL!!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:06, archived)
# At least there's no groaning
Only creaking.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Germany allowed the players to see their Wags..
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Aunt Sally = Horn.
Edit: My firefox is borked. 3.5.3, only just started after I installed that thing Griffy suggested.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:05, archived)
# She was a fucking cock tease.
Worzil should have bent her over a haystack and given her the full carrot stick up the arse.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08, archived)
# Fucking cock tease
Isn't that a double negative?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# No, it absolutely isn't
:D
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# her arse was made of wood
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Axe wound'
*gets coat*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# LOL
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# and wood worm


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:25, archived)
# Ooof
Aloha *hugs*

edit: I knew some puns would tempt you on sooner or later - your pun-dar must have been making a right racket
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)
# yus indeed


(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:01, archived)
# ^ Wood
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:29, archived)
# don't fucking blame me!
I'm on 3.6.4 - get up to date grandad!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12, archived)
# Herro Griffy
*squeezes*
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# ciao il mio piccolo trasportatore di salsiccia
what's going down in Groove Town?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Spreadsheets
and I forgot to bring my shoes to work today :D

edit: how rude of me - how are you mr Savalas?
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# wow
I am yet to get involved with spreadsheets today, and I have shoes.
I believe I might be happy today!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:30, archived)
# Haha! You massive cunt! ;)
It's only just updated to that this morning.

Edit: Doh! It is 3.6.4 I was reading the wrong bit.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# can't talk now
the lovely sausage lady is giving me a squeeze

edit: OK, I'm back

yes well, so, and erm, get up to date grandad!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14, archived)
# Don't be such a pansy
You can take squeezings and insults at the same time I'm sure.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16, archived)
# I'm a man
multi-tasking is for ooh look shiny!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:17, archived)
# I like bit.ly a lot.
I get 'horsed' all the time on here.

/naive
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# haha
you daft nobber!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18, archived)
# He is Peter Lorre!
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13, archived)
# I must say, he is quite a weird looking chap.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19, archived)
# He looks happy for a guy who's just had a bird shit on his head.
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:20, archived)
# I think that's considered a haircut in Germany
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:23, archived)
# Well I'll be Bum-swiddled
(, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:28, archived)

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