that reminds me of the time when noel edmonds went postal
and cut off clive andersons head.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:45,
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There will be viscera
Bring on the genocide. They had it coming.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:37,
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NSFW
second picture
WHADFUK
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=FUCK%20FROG&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
oh, and the first one
ED: OH DEAR GOD
NSFWFWSFWFWFSFWGWHDGJJUDFHF
spotify:track:25zdFNgNcHezErmPtYpQWB
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:22,
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WHADFUK
www.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&safe=off&q=FUCK%20FROG&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi
oh, and the first one
ED: OH DEAR GOD
NSFWFWSFWFWFSFWGWHDGJJUDFHF
spotify:track:25zdFNgNcHezErmPtYpQWB
what the fuck is wrong with japanese people?
(c) southpark, re: Germans.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:32,
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(c) southpark, re: Germans.
Reminds me of a story about a princess who gets fucked by a giant frog in space.
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( , Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:34, archived)
Haiku Writer’s Block
Click for bigger (170 kb)
Get your shit together, brain.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:58,
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Click for bigger (170 kb)
Get your shit together, brain.
where are you getting these pictures that you add words to?
aka toap
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:18,
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I make all the masks and characters from sculpey or plastaline clay
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:25,
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Do you interact outside of that?
You're clearly talented, but this isn't just a place to advertise.
Unless you're Jolly Jack in which case it's fine.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:30,
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Unless you're Jolly Jack in which case it's fine.
75 Centilitres of cheap Australian Merlot motherfucker
SHIT JUST GOT REAL.
I need to lie down.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:40,
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I need to lie down.
what?
......boring unfunny shit...he probably thinks the same of mine lol
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:55,
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www.namethegarels.com/
GAVE ME FUCKFEVER
lol
www.imdb.com/title/tt0782040/
lol
www.imdb.com/name/nm2204375/
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:23,
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GAVE ME FUCKFEVER
lol
www.imdb.com/title/tt0782040/
lol
www.imdb.com/name/nm2204375/
I love the fact that your site has a "dolphins with mops" tag.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:34,
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T'was Dick all along...
(Thanks to 'the log knows' for his link!)
www.b3ta.com/links/The_most_insane_headline_ever_D
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:31,
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(Thanks to 'the log knows' for his link!)
www.b3ta.com/links/The_most_insane_headline_ever_D
Monkey eating a sandwich
While drawing this I sang the theme song. More eating a sandwich pictures of variable quality available on my art blog .
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:22,
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While drawing this I sang the theme song. More eating a sandwich pictures of variable quality available on my art blog .
Cheers
I knew B3tans would have some cool Monkey stuff. Never mind the I love the 80's nostalgia it's a class show!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:02,
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I love these nodding Littlejohns
got one in the back o' the car....& a sign"Littlejohn on board" :D
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:12,
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popbitch has impecable timing it seems
www.popbitch.com/home/2010/06/24/its-richard-littlejohn/
edit: that is a tad nsfw btw, only nipples mind, and one great big tit of course.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:35,
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edit: that is a tad nsfw btw, only nipples mind, and one great big tit of course.
Finding pictures online that fitted the original
was quite hard :)
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:38,
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Oh
god
or other supernatural entity available.
I try to recall the 80s as having way less wild animal prints (there's room for a brand new revisionist thingie in that).
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:41,
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or other supernatural entity available.
I try to recall the 80s as having way less wild animal prints (there's room for a brand new revisionist thingie in that).
Also :
Former winner Ann Jones and former British number one Tim Henman are on court
to present Isner and Mahut with boxes that they barely look like they can lift. No idea what's in them but they look fairly heavy
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:00,
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to present Isner and Mahut with boxes that they barely look like they can lift. No idea what's in them but they look fairly heavy
probably Noel Edmonds'll be in one
wonder who'll be in the other?
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:17,
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:D...wahey....that's put me in the mood for a spaghetti tea....nom
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:10,
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TOAP: not worth its own thread
www.microsoft.com/industry/government/solutions/cofee/default.aspx
Edit: Removed drop-shadow cause it looked yucky.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:26,
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www.microsoft.com/industry/government/solutions/cofee/default.aspx
Edit: Removed drop-shadow cause it looked yucky.
think they're clever these boffins
I always wipe my hard drive clean after I've committed a cyber-crime.........ahaaaaa....one step ahead you see:)
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:32,
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When I commit cybercrimes I try to only do them against countries we don't have an extradition treaty with.
Take that, Brazil!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:51,
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Hahahahaha!
I mean, I've got nothing against dread monsters from before the dawn of time. But they've got to realise, if they insist on coming over to our plane of existence and taking our virgins, they have to subscribe to our values.
British values.
I'm talking about the freedom to spout ill-informed, self-contradictory, poorly-written hate, and get paid handsomely for the priviledge! You couldn't make it up, although I just did!
Cheers!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:32,
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British values.
I'm talking about the freedom to spout ill-informed, self-contradictory, poorly-written hate, and get paid handsomely for the priviledge! You couldn't make it up, although I just did!
Cheers!
that's reminded me of the classic Stanz quotation:
"Gozer the Gozerian, good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension..."
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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Hahahahahaha
"because once I turned into a dog and they helped me. Thank you."
/GBII
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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/GBII
Symmetrical book stacking - just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947...
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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"Alice, are you menstrating right now? "
"What has that got to do with anything?"
"Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 17:03,
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"Back off, man, I'm a scientist!"
hahahahahahahahha! Marvelous :D
that fucking Uwe Bol... Now, whenever I notice my copy of FarCry on the shelf, I think of his shitty crappy fucking cunty movie.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:34,
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As long as he never gets his hands on an African themed version...
We're all safe.
The Jackal's too good for the Bowlster
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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The Jackal's too good for the Bowlster
I really did not like FC2.... strange that....
but then again, ALL licences are too good for Bol.
Yes, that's right, even "Pippa Funnell 3: The Golden Stirrup Challenge (PC CD)"
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:37,
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Yes, that's right, even "Pippa Funnell 3: The Golden Stirrup Challenge (PC CD)"
Just remind yourself there's no mutant monkeys and it becomes more enjoyable
Because shooters with mutants are so passe apparently...
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:39,
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It wasn't the complete disregard of the original charaters/plot (unless something came into play later on, as I could never be bothered to finish it)
I just could never get to grips with the game, it just felt "wrong".
I really can't explain it. It was just sub-par
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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I really can't explain it. It was just sub-par
Don't worry yourself
It was completely unconnected to the original one from start to finish. And it's not a happy ending either. In fact it's just not an ending.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:45,
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I never watched Far Cry.
I knew it'd be terrible and didn't want to waste 90 minutes of my life confirming it.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:36,
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Hahahaha...
It's kitty tiem!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:35,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_udqEp_YR4
Adorable
But you know the machine's broken when the kitty escapes :D
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:40,
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And you know the kitties are stupid when they hang around to watch.....
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:42,
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Ooooh, another furry elbow snogging?
Instead: Uwe Boll
Yet somehow very satisfying.
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:17,
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Yet somehow very satisfying.
hahahaha
he'll make this comic strip into a movie, and it'll rock on DVD.
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 18:52,
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Cats are flexible
That cat can most likely get through that hole, no problem.
Then it's nyom time.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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Then it's nyom time.
The mouse is in a weapons stockhold...
...that cat will soon be dead.
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:38,
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somehow youve made him look more sinister than he does normally.
well done
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:25,
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yeah - next you'll be telling me they're two different people.
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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Well
Have you seen them together in the same expensive holiday location at the same time?
Hmm?
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:18,
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Hmm?
I've nothing against David Cameron.
After all, anyone who the lovely Samantha chooses to spend her life with can't be bad! Eh? Eh? You would though, wouldn't you? But really, just because your disabled son carked it, that shouldn't mean you can run the country.
For the record, I have stood up for disabled rights in the past. But let's face it, they have a pretty easy life - all that free money and free healthcare paid for by us, just because they're a bit thick, or a bit, you know, not with it.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:15,
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For the record, I have stood up for disabled rights in the past. But let's face it, they have a pretty easy life - all that free money and free healthcare paid for by us, just because they're a bit thick, or a bit, you know, not with it.
Pair of cloacas. Not cloaci, apparently.
I think we should be told.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:26,
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I think we should be told.
ha ha, I just saw this on BBC news.
I was really pissed that I was away and missed the Streetview car when it came round our village... I had my Halloween Grimreaper outfit I wanted to wear and stand (scythe & all) in a gap in the hedge at the end of our lane.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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hahaha :D
I still think the Norwegian frogmen win Streetview in every way.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:00,
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There's a woman in London with cracking norks?
I doubt this, it being such a small place and all ;) Unless it's that lady who runs the charity shop.But she only ever wears a smock type thing so it's hard to tell.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:03,
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HAHAHA
Apparently there is a street on it where everyone was mooning!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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yay
I've just found our road
*looks for house*
*edit* This is me - crikey - it was a while ago - the drive is tidy and I've sold the gold Hyundai
oops
sorry - code copying borked..
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:10,
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*looks for house*
*edit* This is me - crikey - it was a while ago - the drive is tidy and I've sold the gold Hyundai
oops
sorry - code copying borked..
Hahaha I now know your full postal address
*sends stuff through the post*
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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I WANT GOOD STUFF!
back in the early 90s, my mate from uni got a job in one of the sextoy warehouses that used to advertise in The Sunday Sport. He used his own mailing labels instead of the ones he was supposed to stick on the parcels.
I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.
another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:21,
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I got some AMAZING stuff in the post, including a blow-up sheep, a penis enlarger (it didn't work, I couldn't fit my cock in the tube) and all sorts of soft-core films.
another mate from uni (a strict Muslim) received a giant black dildo, which his dad made him burn in the garden!
err if that is your address (or his)
i'd recommend that it get taken off here. i'm not sure i'd trust all and sundry on b3ta with my address
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:17,
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yes
I kinda noticed he removed the link and substituted with image - somehow the url retained his details when I found my domesticile
oops - code error
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:22,
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oops - code error
by 'all and sundry' you mean you don't you?
no dismembered body parts please, unless they are edible
( ,
Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:23,
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TIME TRAVEL
or you have a secret uncle who is your dad's twin AND THEY HAVEN'T TOLD YOU!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:14,
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When they came by my old house
I was in the drive talking to a friend...I saw the car come down the street and gave it the finger as it turned around in front of the house. That finger did make it to Google for a while...
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:09,
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hahahahaha!
"But... but... I need more stuff"*
*what I gather takes two and half hours to say in SATC 2
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:57,
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*what I gather takes two and half hours to say in SATC 2
Ah'm still here
But the pull of the spreadsheets is strong this afternoon *cuddles*
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:19,
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Most exciting thing that's happened in Aberdeen...
well, ever.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:05,
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Of course, I've got nothing against Aberdeen, or the Aberdonians.
Fine people.
Of course they pay their taxes like everyone else. But it has to be said, they are all off their tits on heroin, they speak a weird "dialect" nothing like proper english, and the women really are munters. I mean, I've nothing against ugly women - not even if you paid me(!)But seriously.
Munters.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 16:09,
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Of course they pay their taxes like everyone else. But it has to be said, they are all off their tits on heroin, they speak a weird "dialect" nothing like proper english, and the women really are munters. I mean, I've nothing against ugly women - not even if you paid me(!)But seriously.
Munters.
The surname "Manuel" is of Norman French origin
Dirty Frogs, coming over here, weeing on our Proper English journalists.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:33,
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Thanks Muchly...
This current challenge is a Godsend to those former /talkers such as myself. Too long have I lurked in the shadows on QOTW, doomed to forever scrabble for a post worthy of the newsletter... *ahem*.
Sorry, got carried away there.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:39,
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Sorry, got carried away there.
Mr Rob Manuel
the famed internet celebrity, artist and social media expert.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:40,
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I'm not RIS
I'm here with you. all the way. Unless it gets nasty
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:47,
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I would love someone somewhere to make this his real profile pic on the Daily Wail and associated websites.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:27,
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The All England Lawn Siege Engine Association
Wears a bit thin after ten hours.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19,
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Wears a bit thin after ten hours.
Aunt Sally = Horn.
Edit: My firefox is borked. 3.5.3, only just started after I installed that thing Griffy suggested.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:05,
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She was a fucking cock tease.
Worzil should have bent her over a haystack and given her the full carrot stick up the arse.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:08,
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Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase 'Axe wound'
*gets coat*
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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Ooof
Aloha *hugs*
edit: I knew some puns would tempt you on sooner or later - your pun-dar must have been making a right racket
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:28,
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edit: I knew some puns would tempt you on sooner or later - your pun-dar must have been making a right racket
don't fucking blame me!
I'm on 3.6.4 - get up to date grandad!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:12,
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ciao il mio piccolo trasportatore di salsiccia
what's going down in Groove Town?
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:15,
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Spreadsheets
and I forgot to bring my shoes to work today :D
edit: how rude of me - how are you mr Savalas?
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:19,
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edit: how rude of me - how are you mr Savalas?
wow
I am yet to get involved with spreadsheets today, and I have shoes.
I believe I might be happy today!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:30,
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I believe I might be happy today!
Haha! You massive cunt! ;)
It's only just updated to that this morning.
Edit: Doh! It is 3.6.4 I was reading the wrong bit.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:13,
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Edit: Doh! It is 3.6.4 I was reading the wrong bit.
can't talk now
the lovely sausage lady is giving me a squeeze
edit: OK, I'm back
yes well, so, and erm, get up to date grandad!
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:14,
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edit: OK, I'm back
yes well, so, and erm, get up to date grandad!
Don't be such a pansy
You can take squeezings and insults at the same time I'm sure.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:16,
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I like bit.ly a lot.
I get 'horsed' all the time on here.
/naive
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:18,
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/naive
He looks happy for a guy who's just had a bird shit on his head.
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Thu 24 Jun 2010, 15:20,
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