spamspamspamspamNew T-shirt design:
here
(here
brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:39,
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I've shopped that before myself, but the image died with my last hosting
mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:44,
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shirts?make mayo you fool!
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ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:44,
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Hmm.......your animation appears to have nothing to do with your major caption...
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:18,
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and you don't appear to have ever donatedin 5 YEARS
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:21,
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the Fez is cooler then the Bow tie
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:26,
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i wish to support this remark
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:28,
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I would make you a badgebut I'm too mean.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:58,
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potaserHell, I'd buy TWO if that mouth came as one of the pieces
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:12,
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i knew this guy would go far :D
kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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Nice take on the meme :)
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:59,
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'cuse us coming through...
'ningles
ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:08,
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aww, fishman is taking his fish for a walk
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:13,
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*sings* on a little dishy ...
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:14,
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that fish mask on his head makes me feel a bit claustrophobicbut have a *click* anyway
( spesh.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:15,
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you're welcome ms :)when I wake up screaming later cos I've been dreaming about a big fish head smothering my face, I'll be fiiiiiiiine, don't worry!
( spesh.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:28,
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very unsettlingalso, i that a beak, or a pointy penis? :)
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:48,
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i should probably start circumcising my picturesit might be easier to draw that way
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:51,
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But then it'd be like you condone the unnescessary mutilation of helpless infants.You could just give your pictures great big throbbing erections.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:05,
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i should have response to thisbut i do not
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:13,
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I get that feeling all the time.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:18,
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I've been adding silly faces to my holiday snaps...
[ bigger ]
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:18,
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Awwhe just wants a hug.
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Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:05,
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Ijust laughed with uncontained glee :D love it :)
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spiny - things are looking up,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:23,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: International Tarsier Week"){kind=small}
He's just found the on/off switch
/edit it appears that someone called Spain has won the World Series of Soccerfoot or something...
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:14,
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pitch invader punched for trying to put a hat on the world cup ;)(, Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:07, archived)
i don't watch footballdid this happen?
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:19,
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i would also like to know this...
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:34,
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momma said knock you out Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway...,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:08,
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and the man in orange screams"AAAGH! What are you DOING? Don't touch THE THINGS!"
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:28,
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Bow down before your new king.
HexShaped remembers when this was all fields,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:50,
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i would like to subscribe to your newsletter SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:53,
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*Bows**Eats*
( Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:56,
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there appears to be holes in his leadership. taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:56,
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There once was a man called Singhdid quite a terrible thing
in place of some bread
cooked waffles instead
and declared himself the king
(in place of some bread
cooked waffles instead
and declared himself the king
arrangedletters,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:58,
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potato or belgian?i want to know what kind of overlord i'm dealing with here
( ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:13,
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Don't know about royal but he's definitely holy...
...
(img src="tumbleweed.jpg")
.
(...
(img src="tumbleweed.jpg")
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:32,
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*groan**spang*
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 23:03,
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i saw that face in today's paperand thought.. well there's a meme.
in other news sleazy compo repost!
(in other news sleazy compo repost!
arrangedletters,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:48,
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BUUUUUUSEYYYYYYYYY
wow, the posting new messages process is getting screwier and screwier
weaver.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:02,
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afternoon b3tahave a last minute pre-worldcup human vuvuzela
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alpaca muffalo bozzerella,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:27,
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What a waste of life. He would have barbequed up so nicely.(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:47,
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You've taken away from the succeeding posts in this thread the ability to punThat wasn't very mice.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:35,
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You're just being baited here.
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FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector.,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 19:55,
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Wouldn't shrew believe it - I've been proven wrong.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:25,
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Oh dearIf I think of any more puns to use, I will happily vole-nteer them
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:30,
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Boy, it just occurred to mewhen I was teaching a kids' filmmaking workshop a couple weeks ago and the kids had downtime they'd all gather round the computer, and 90% of the time it was either Edd's World or Annoying Orange.
Hope this helps you know your enemies in your quest for the hearts and minds of children everywhere.
(Hope this helps you know your enemies in your quest for the hearts and minds of children everywhere.
AgentMuu hentai coordination,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 21:22,
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If you don't care about the world cup I did a "live drawing stream" thing last week and drew this from suggestions in the chatroom, I'm gonna do another later tonight...Twine cannon, CHEESE Grenades, Flamethrower tail and back to mousehole missiles!!!
This afternoon/tonight
9pm BST
1pm PACIFIC
2pm MOUNTAIN
3pm CENTRAL
4pm EASTERN
At: www.ustream.tv/channel/drawing-live-with-matt
I'm not the world's best artist but I take suggestions and do a competition during the "show". Pop along if ya fancy.
(This afternoon/tonight
9pm BST
1pm PACIFIC
2pm MOUNTAIN
3pm CENTRAL
4pm EASTERN
At: www.ustream.tv/channel/drawing-live-with-matt
I'm not the world's best artist but I take suggestions and do a competition during the "show". Pop along if ya fancy.
keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:32,
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Cool idea!So, is that 9pm GMT, 10pm BST?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:35,
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Whoops. 9pm "as it says on your watch if you're in the UK and it works"time
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:38,
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but im not gonna be here...can i suggest "fire breathing" no matter what it is :)
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:37,
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That's ALWAYS an option :D I'll be recording it for people who miss it, I'll post the link on....... THE LINKS BOARD later
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:39,
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Cool? that's a fully working flamethrower, it's HOT!! :D
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keo COCKS COCKS COCKS,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:40,
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I like itespecially the CHEESE grenades.
( Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:31,
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Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Frogbeat,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:49,
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27 YERS IZ NUFFINKTRY 44YRS OF HERT NELSON MANDELSON FOTBALL ISNT COMIN HOEM DIS YER :'(
( Rico,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:12,
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horrible!it's like he's decomposed in the sidings
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 22:53,
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dont we all?dont we all...
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:27,
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they fleece you for the drinks at them places
rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:35,
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haha oh man i was just pretending!:\
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:45,
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I love spiders.No, really, I do. But they do have too much eyes and too much legs. Although as an engineer I appreciate the need for in-built redundancy...
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:16,
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I can appreciate arachnopoobia......because I am, myself a coulrophobe. My other half is a major arachnophobe so we have an arrangement - we each agree to immediately put a glass over each other's respective phobic triggers and take them outside. It's easier getting a glass over a spider than a clown... so I think I got off easier :)
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:33,
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coulrophobia sucks
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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me neither Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:56,
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One of my friendsIs a professional clown, and I went to his Big Gay Wedding a few years back. He was sensitive enough to make sure there was nothing scary around - but a lot of his mates were in that line of work. I think it wa Barry that said to me "I hear that you don't like clowns?" and my response was "I don't dislike clowns - I fear them."
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:58,
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My friends child is scared of clowns...... and I understand.....Because he's small and clowns to a small child could look scarry....
But as an adult what do you fear either fear of or from them?
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:05,
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But as an adult what do you fear either fear of or from them?
They're just depressed men in make up and baggy trousers.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:09,
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I saw Chinese clowns at the state circusThey were the only ones i'v ever found funny.....
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:14,
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Yeah, well, they get ritually executed by the state if they don't meet their quota of laughs per show.
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Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:18,
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Me and my brother joked that.....When an acrobat fell over.....
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:26,
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That's why it's a phobia......because I know that rationally, I could kick their arse and the worst they could do to me would be stealing my credit card numbers. But My fear goes back to a childhood event.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:18,
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I just wondered if you thought they were going to do a particulare thing to you....Like the reasons I have for being scarred of spiders .....I know they are incapable of doing these things to me....
such as... do you fear clowns are going to kidnap you or bite you or something in particulare....
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:25,
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such as... do you fear clowns are going to kidnap you or bite you or something in particulare....
I love spiders too.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:26,
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CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH*picks leg out of teeth*
CRUNCH CRUNCH
(CRUNCH CRUNCH
Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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mmm, taste that chitin Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:44,
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blimey!where u been?
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:28,
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I......have mostly been hiding in the delta quadrant.
(and I've had absolutely no hummus lately so didn't feel right posting too much.)
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:34,
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(and I've had absolutely no hummus lately so didn't feel right posting too much.)
welcome back :Dhave some cake
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:22,
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Well...... I think there's a reason H. R. Giger designed the facehuggers like that... WiL even refers to particularly awful (subjective) examples as 'Facehuggers.'
I think that for many humans, arachnophobia is a genetic memory, based on some similar looking (possibly related) predator from our past lineage... possibly before we evolved into mammals...
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:42,
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I think that for many humans, arachnophobia is a genetic memory, based on some similar looking (possibly related) predator from our past lineage... possibly before we evolved into mammals...
To me it's more like spiders are as big as the full grown alien.....And they will carry me off under the skirting board.... put me in a cacoon ....... paralyze me..... and lay babies inside me .....but I would be awake for the whole thing....
I know it's daft .... but that's the fear!!!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:51,
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I know it's daft .... but that's the fear!!!
I suppose it could happen......my mum once noticed a strange noise in her ear but thought nothing of it (she has a perforated ear drum). About an hour later a spider crawled out of her ear canal.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:01,
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I want to like spidersbut they are too damn fast, can walk across ceilings, stay motionless for days and in my mind, are about the size of dinner plates.
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:33,
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And vanish into thin air......The very second after you are sure what the thing you first saw out of the corner of your eye actually was.....
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:37,
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All of those features......are assets. Tell me you wouldn't love to be able to walk across ceilings, move quickly and say motionless for days? Also, Silk producing glands = free clothes!!1!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:38,
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Alien "out of the film" had some pretty impressive assets.....But I wouldn't want to meet or be one!!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:41,
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I don't know......I could live with having (and I hate this phrase, having a degree in chemistry) "Molecular acid" for blood... Take that, dentist!!!!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:45,
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Haha......It'd scare the hell out of my nurse when I go for my cholesterol test..!!!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:54,
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ahaha i love spidersthey are so lully, they are probably 10000000000000 times more scared of you than you are of them. I catch them and put them outside.
( FIEND,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:42,
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Not in my house......they know I'm not afraid of them, and that WiL is, so they will run out in front of him and stop, scratch their bollocks for a few minutes and then stride nonchalantly off into the kitchen.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:47,
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Spiders make me jump if they sneak up on me and appear in the corner of my eye.But then I go pick them up and throw them outside.
( Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:13,
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The thing about having arachnophobia....Is that spiders never sneak......
They run at you flat out in full on attack mode!!
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:18,
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They run at you flat out in full on attack mode!!
if the top one was cyclopsieris this one cyclopsiest?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:58,
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Nope, guess again.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:59,
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ummmfreaky little multi-eyed bastard?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:02,
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That's his nickname.See alt text.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:05,
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*looks*ah, i see.
not as good as he does, obviously.
(not as good as he does, obviously.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:09,
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And starting tonight on BBC1.....Cyclopriest....
The tale of a Roman catholic clerggyman "super hero" that goes round on his bike defending the rights of the .......
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:06,
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The tale of a Roman catholic clerggyman "super hero" that goes round on his bike defending the rights of the .......
i kick arse for the lord! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:09,
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it all started in a freak accident.....Where he was bitten by a radio active Angel......
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:14,
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the angel of death, i presume? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:17,
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All we know is.......He now has special powers that he uses to combat evil... and help old people to cross the road....
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:23,
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and that he's called the stig? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:25,
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Well,that's my nightmares sorted.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:58,
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woah that giraffee looks cross.../ac
( SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 17:29,
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she's the image of her dad Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:23,
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at least he can't deny paternity Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:38,
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Hey!He's got your name tattooed on his arm, maybe he was gonna hunt you down next
( Saner,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:43,
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everybody needs a stalker Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:45,
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haha - nice tagging too.
( knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:44,
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quite......he was quite a sexy man. Still, dead guys don't say no....
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 18:03,
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raoul "windowlicker" moat
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 20:52,
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*has noticed a band of wagons...*joins in
( Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait....,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:53,
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all I can think of when I see pictures of this is :(
finnbar has officially retired,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:04,
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prove it!woo
EDIT: I have just bought a half litre can of red bull. IT's huge. I hall now drink it and pretend I'm tiny.
(EDIT: I have just bought a half litre can of red bull. IT's huge. I hall now drink it and pretend I'm tiny.
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:46,
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no one can be that tired as to need half a litre of Red Bullcouldn't you just, like, have snooze?
( giant_squid,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:54,
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Were you not listening?!Tiny! I shall be tiny!
tbh I just bought it coz it was so big. NOw I sound like my own ex!
(tbh I just bought it coz it was so big. NOw I sound like my own ex!
riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 14:59,
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It's very nice.Why does it have three pedals?
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:26,
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No, I have to play it by hand.
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Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:29,
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hahahahahaahahahaha ahahahahahahaha
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:32,
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlong slimy snotter
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:41,
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The middle one plays the horn
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:28,
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Middle is sostenuto pedalwhich only sustains notes which are already being played when you press it.
Three pedals are better than two. Because 3 is one more.
(Three pedals are better than two. Because 3 is one more.
giant_squid,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:32,
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Also it plays the bossanova beat if you hold it
(
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 15:33,
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Not the clutch then?Gosh. Learn something every day.
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:00,
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Modern pianosuse a centrifugal clutch system.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:34,
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It's......some strange kind of mechanical synthesizer!
Have a click.
(,
Sun 11 Jul 2010, 16:37,
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Have a click.
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