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There must be NSFW issues. Have you taken it up with your union?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:26,
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Ha!The 3rd frame is disgusting!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:21,
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To be fair, I can't see a great deal out of my third eye.I think I may need a pair of these :)
EDIT: room for improvement however:
1) image needs to be rotated 180º to be clearer
2) hair on bollocks should be on the same side as the shaft and is far too abundant - the optimum number of strands is generally considered to be three per teste
3) consider using a fill colour for the bollocks, otherwise they appear to be hollow
4) lose the bizarre black substance which seems to be either sprouting or discharging from the glans
5) consider the use of an overall colour scheme based around variations of #FF00FF
6) lose the other, non-related frames of the gif, as they detract from the overall effect
7) disregard all of the above
(EDIT: room for improvement however:
1) image needs to be rotated 180º to be clearer
2) hair on bollocks should be on the same side as the shaft and is far too abundant - the optimum number of strands is generally considered to be three per teste
3) consider using a fill colour for the bollocks, otherwise they appear to be hollow
4) lose the bizarre black substance which seems to be either sprouting or discharging from the glans
5) consider the use of an overall colour scheme based around variations of #FF00FF
6) lose the other, non-related frames of the gif, as they detract from the overall effect
7) disregard all of the above
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:33,
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You don't get a black substance discharging from your glans yet?Boy oh boy, you'll enjoy adulthood and its myriad surprises.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 1:02,
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Cocktacular.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:33,
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So . . . who blows the nose ?
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:38,
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funny, that makes them look LESS like dribbling bellends
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:41,
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Cock-Oriented PeopleNo man, balls ... nice hairy BALLS are the future!
Yeah who cares. Here's is a cock for you:
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Wed 18 Aug 2010, 6:39,
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Yeah who cares. Here's is a cock for you:
Get that camera out of my urethra NOW!(gently)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:53,
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Better than I'd hoped.I was expecting a bunch of elderly, wheezing amateur dramatic types dressed up as Fu Manchu chiselling away as if they were trying to nick the lead off the local church roof.
Or maybe I jut need a slash.
(Or maybe I jut need a slash.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:07,
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mesmerisingBlender?
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:55,
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Povray
I should have stuck with this one, the other took ages to render and was a bit rubbishy looking.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:03,
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OohThis one is nicer, it's true.
It's an interesting kind of zoom, because although you're traveling in a straight line, you can't see infinity. (Then again, maybe the sphere things stay still and you move along a spiral.) Shining light through them was a nice idea, shame it didn't work.
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Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:22,
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It's an interesting kind of zoom, because although you're traveling in a straight line, you can't see infinity. (Then again, maybe the sphere things stay still and you move along a spiral.) Shining light through them was a nice idea, shame it didn't work.
ja!it's not actually moving, the shapes are just getting bigger and rotating.
I was trying to work out how to do a recursive thing like one of yours but it's too much of a headache :D
Also the blackest bit is infinity, the centre of all the objects is 5000 away, might have been nicer if you could see more objects at once instead of them being covered up though.
(scale pow(2,n+clock) rotate (19*(2.5+n+clock))
I was trying to work out how to do a recursive thing like one of yours but it's too much of a headache :D
Also the blackest bit is infinity, the centre of all the objects is 5000 away, might have been nicer if you could see more objects at once instead of them being covered up though.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:26,
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THIS IS THE PANTS MOLECULETHESE ARE THE MOLECULES IN YOUR PANTS
( Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:30,
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so he looks like this
a giant panasonic robot, 17 arms, 19mm gun legs, bowler hat, 9mm armour piercing claws, laser guided cock.
I go away for a nice meal out and then back for some TV, and I come back here to this awesomeness.Fuck yes, paulio. Fuck yes.
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Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:27,
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You never mentioned it had a 360 degree ROTATABLE laser cock!!That is a thing of awesome beauty right there!!
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Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:34,
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So much more versatile than the standard 360 degree laser cock.It rotates, for one thing.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:37,
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There are millions of those in Holland.So they say.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:47,
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He looks more like this actually
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:12,
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Ha ha ha! You fucking nutter :D Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:18,
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I AM A DIGITAL ARTIST
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:56,
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Where is his Gnus for legs? maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:32,
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Whyare his 9mm claws not 10mm less in size than his 19mm legs? Hmmm?
HMMMMM?
I think this might be 'shopped.
(HMMMMM?
I think this might be 'shopped.
TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:44,
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It must be a real picture it has a 360 degree ROTATABLE laser cock!!although I still don't see any "Fucking Gnulegs!"
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:48,
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That is a good pointand well made. I withdraw the question m'lud.
( TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:52,
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I think this makes it clear which old school platformer I prefer
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:47,
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\o/ (Todd's Adventures in) Slime World mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:52,
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Mario saves Princess Peach from a terrible fate over and over and over again.And then over and over and over again again.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:46,
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Erm... so Sonic IS willing to piss on Mario when he's on fire?No clearer methinks
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:44,
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Woo To The Who Do ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:47,
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Altho this is very woo, and I loved the last one, I'm gonna be rude and say that I don't think this captures him quite right,he was well known for the bouffant hairdo, quizzical batwing eyebrows, and moo-hassive schnozz, and IMO his chin was much squarer, I'd say it should be more like this:
*edit* oh and the Troughton rocks BTW!
(*edit* oh and the Troughton rocks BTW!
..wil,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:37,
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lovely stuffi like these.
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amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:28,
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Khaaaaaannnnnnn!!!! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:25,
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So painful it hurts/edit: hahaha, who did this then?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:26,
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*pffft* :D
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xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:31,
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I dare say that it was :(
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:48,
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Yeah, probablyNever seen it before though.
Also, this: www.stblaw.com/bios/RBeattie.htm
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:56,
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Ha! That's not his wife!It's the late Babs Werner!
I agree that the Duke must be behind this.
(I agree that the Duke must be behind this.
RedHouse over yonder,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 4:18,
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feed it to the fucktards that burgled my house on sunday!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:05,
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Yeah sorry about that.
Needs must and all that.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:10,
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And today's weather will be COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE! COOKIE!
I've included the scroto-roped version for you all to play with
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:52,
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That's the way the weatherman crumbles ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:55,
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heh heh....always carry a cookiejust in case :)
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Elvis impersonator,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:59,
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In case of sudden unemploymenta cookie is essential first aid!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:00,
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What a monster.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:59,
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Look at the fear in his eyes!!
They're very scary things those cookies!!
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Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:01,
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They're very scary things those cookies!!
Yes I think it has just gained "gate" standard now that you have coined it!
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:13,
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It's Gategate!:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:18,
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That shadow is like way fucked up, man mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:38,
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The light is coming from the left side so the shadow is of the fence to the leftrather than the gate although it does look freaky.
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:18,
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I saw thatalthough at first I thought you might have shopped it
Just thought its freakiness should be mentioned
(Just thought its freakiness should be mentioned
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:54,
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It looks way cooler because the grass masks the shadow too!/input
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:01,
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haha we should flip the bird from orbit, it's the only way to be sure!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:28,
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John Kettley is a weatherman, a weatherman and so is Michael Fish(
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:44,
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who is this guy, have I missed a new meme
shut up Anne and get on my horse
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:47,
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see Rory's link above maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:48,
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lmaoso that's 1 p45 winging it's way across then
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:50,
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The outlook for tomorrow's forecast looks bleakwith unemployment raining in selected areas and frequent outbreaks of spazz-shock :D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:01,
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the face he pulls when he realises is a classic
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:09,
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Worst attempt at cover-up ever maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:11,
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i tried adding in a razor and some shaving foambut gave up quite quickly
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:17,
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Go Baby .. go! You can do it if you really want ... but you must try ... try try tryyyy!
Put dat cookie dahn, nahw! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:57,
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I sense mutiny.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:44,
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You mean they'll be bringing it all up again ? Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:47,
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No need to, there is a plentiful bounty.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:48,
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Best thing since sliced breadfruit ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:50,
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Is that Meg from Family Guy?
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heyrudi has just found this setting,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:52,
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Could just be an act alike . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:54,
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Batten them down to keep them down ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:53,
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I'm just glad to see that isn't a monkey beer mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:57,
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Right you are . . . keep the wind in your sales ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:23,
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Better than Cutty Shark ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:23,
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There's plenty onboard . . . shiver me timbers ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:38,
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Chug - A - Lug ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:00,
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this is making me thirstyno it's not, it's just reminding me that I'm thirsty
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:17,
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Awesome..but wasn't Hartnell the first, Troughton second?
Goes back to lurking..
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Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:17,
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Goes back to lurking..
yepI'm doing them in my own order, Baker may well be next.
( mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:18,
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:19,
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I thought you were an uber lurker? ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:21,
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Compared to some....I'm not.
That above was my first post for god knows how long..
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:24,
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That above was my first post for god knows how long..
Does anyone know if prodigy69 keeps people on ignore forever?
Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:18,
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Dunno, but maybe it's justified in your case?
The Coast Of Yemen,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:26,
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this pic caused me genuine eye painwhich went away as soon as I adblocked it.
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:31,
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probably,especially people who don't stop being a cunt to him
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HappyToast Groat froth,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:31,
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Never understood why he's so hatedI love his Compo Grumbles, his socks are legendary and his cutout series is great, but he'll never be a replacement for Baz - now if anybody had reason to complain about being flamed then a Baz Attack was a true gauntlet of fire!
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:09,
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I have to admit, I have found him quite irritating when he replies to posts he doesn't like withthings like "reposting cunt" or "shit meme"
But on the whole I like him. I have him as a friend because his stuff makes me smile and feel happy :)
(But on the whole I like him. I have him as a friend because his stuff makes me smile and feel happy :)
xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:40,
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Quite a few fucking tools on b3ta then I'd say.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:34,
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and not the sharpest of tools either;)
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:11,
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despite his popularity, he isn't the only one here affected by skull fucking headaches, either triggered or exacerbated by f*cking spacking images thrown up on the screen without a word of warning,you utter cunt.
/and adblock aside, you actually have to see the image before knowing to ignore it, which is still bad enough for those of us affected by them.
(/and adblock aside, you actually have to see the image before knowing to ignore it, which is still bad enough for those of us affected by them.
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:21,
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he keeps people on ignore for a few days normallyI on the other hand have a daughter with epilepsy sat next to and won't be taking you off ignore
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:22,
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Why are you being a cunt?Epilepsy is not a funny disease and we are not 4chan.
( xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 21:43,
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never had a problem with him myselfever !
( amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:26,
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What's it to you? I think he's a pretty fair guy,...so fuck off!
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:43,
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I like spackI miss spack.
This pic makes me feel nice.
Isn't there some kind of spack filter for the disabled? Atari 2600 cartridges came with a warning saying "Don't play this if you are likely to spazz out" or something, and it's been a few years since then, why does everyone else have to lower their standards . . .
(,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 5:31,
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This pic makes me feel nice.
Isn't there some kind of spack filter for the disabled? Atari 2600 cartridges came with a warning saying "Don't play this if you are likely to spazz out" or something, and it's been a few years since then, why does everyone else have to lower their standards . . .
I don't know mr trouserbut i do!
cheerio y'tool
(cheerio y'tool
mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:22,
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YeahSpack posts make me reach for the hide button.
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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:27,
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Fabulousitiness aboundsHe was the Dr Who I most identify with seeing that I am an old bird.
David Tennant overtook him though even though he used to irritate me.
(David Tennant overtook him though even though he used to irritate me.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:28,
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Who's in the house ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:49,
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this seres is great :) good to see you back of late as well.
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:24,
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I want my fucking cock sandwich back.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:16,
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is recession overhey guys what you think is recession over or we are up for really bad times especiallyy IT sector
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:18,
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psDragons Den is back on our boxes - only last week some crank got 100K for attaching a pencil sharpener to a golf pitch fork. This challenge is to 'shop other shit inventions with which to impress the Dragons.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:20,
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But it has spong eyes!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:22,
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Haha!Super Dogdem cars.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:10,
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Those dogone traffic jams . . . and no bones about it ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:24,
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Ruff as fuck than punnage.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:26,
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Bark Bark . . . oops . . . wrong tree . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:43,
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Tee-Hee!Smug bastard :D
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:25,
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I made this!Allow me to introduce the newest mini B3tan! Sophie was born on Friday. I'm tickled pink :D
And yes, you may photoshop my baby.
Just keep the spunking cocks to a minimum...
(And yes, you may photoshop my baby.
Just keep the spunking cocks to a minimum...
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:05,
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Pfft.Start 'em early!
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:27,
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Stop hogging that boinker!/ac
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:29,
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Arrgghhhh!!!!Damn you google!
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:11,
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Hurrah!I did!
But I won't be having any for ages now *glum*
(But I won't be having any for ages now *glum*
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:21,
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not until she's 18, I hope/runs
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:31,
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Hahahhaha!
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:33,
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yeah but does it tile?EDIT: Woo
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:14,
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'Fraid not.and you can't milk it either :(
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:18,
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In Soviet RussiaBaby milks you.
Congratulations. She is quite lully and also wrinkle free.
(Congratulations. She is quite lully and also wrinkle free.
Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:30,
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There is a great big shit stain on those tiles.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:52,
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you've outdone yourself
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 23:17,
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CongradulationsHow is babby formed?
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:24,
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KNICKOOOOOOOOOOOOOORS.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:37,
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Your reply got me thinkingwhat would happen if he missed one time.
I reckon, the guy next to him would suddenly grab them, bury his face in them, a take a DEEEEEEP breath.
If you watch him, you can see how disappointed he is every time loverboy catches them.
(I reckon, the guy next to him would suddenly grab them, bury his face in them, a take a DEEEEEEP breath.
If you watch him, you can see how disappointed he is every time loverboy catches them.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:46,
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NUT BUSH CITY LIMITS.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:53,
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grats!And grats to becoming the walking dead for the next 6 months lol, say goodbye to sleep :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:24,
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Congrats on an instain well doneSo how is life in Mexico?
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:31,
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Oh Hai Sophie :)Grats!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:32,
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aw - how sweetand to think she could have been just another spaff on your missuses tits!
congrats!
(congrats!
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:46,
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how eloquently put :D
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dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:54,
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HahahaThat's awesome *shows wife*
EDIT: Wife not impressed unfortunately :(
(EDIT: Wife not impressed unfortunately :(
dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:21,
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Right now she's still in the happy phase.Soon enough she'll be blaming you for all those sleepless nights, milk damaged bodicies, shitty nappies etc. Give her a copy of photoshop then and I promise you, she'll make something that looks suprisingly similar!
Oh, and hello Sophie. Welcome to the madhouse. Antidepressants are in the top draw. May as well get used to them.
(Oh, and hello Sophie. Welcome to the madhouse. Antidepressants are in the top draw. May as well get used to them.
Ratsta,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 22:55,
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Cuteness begins in the home . . . sweet ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:46,
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congratulationswelcome to sleepless nights and always smelling like vomit
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 20:25,
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welcome to the end of your life Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Wed 18 Aug 2010, 0:54,
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DappyNappyCaddy. It also has a concave dimple under the preposterous hat to keep Farley's rusks, bibs and whatnot.
Hullo...Thunder of inaugural post stolen by poster's baby picture. Just my luck...
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:10,
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Stick around, there'll be other opportunities to unleash your kung-fu..
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Captain Howdy,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:14,
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That'll come in very handy for me. Excellent timing!Welcome!
( dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good...,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:20,
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20% of the business and £100 000 investment.Congratulations and that anyway.
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:35,
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that's shit that iswelcome to b3ta, Pull up a kitten and shop a stool
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:21,
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Looks like someone burnt his neck mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:33,
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TOAP!Text on a prostitute.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:50,
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welcome to portman road
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 19:05,
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As a meteorology student looking for a jobthis makes me very happy! Think they'll be advertising for a new weather presenter soon?
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:55,
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He's actually saying "Herman", just to rub salt into the wound..
(
Captain Howdy,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 18:04,
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It was shocking :D maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:29,
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Yay this all of the woo:D
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:29,
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Excellent!So great, it deserves a second EXCELLENT and a click!
( Q4nobody,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:31,
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fantastic :) The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:33,
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If ONLY he'd gone for the "aaaaand-raise-hand-to-forehead-and-sweep-back-hair" motioninstead of the awful chin-fumble!
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:43,
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What adds to it ishis smarmy cockiness while delivering the original finger...
Then spacking out when he realises hes on telly...
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:48,
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Then spacking out when he realises hes on telly...
Ya gotta have the courage of your convictions!:)
( The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 16:49,
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He's apparently a bit of a primadonnaGets a bit shirty when suggested his job is not legitimate expertise.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:09,
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Also caused a bit of a furorWhen he posed in his undercrackers in a gay magazine..
(,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:13,
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Yes, the classic manoeuvre whilst remaining calmwould have done nicely.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Tue 17 Aug 2010, 17:06,
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