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# Gnops Spong Combo Attack
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Hate to be pedantic
but that's not a spong.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Curses!
Foiled by the internet again :)
(I helped save b3ta! dirtyscarab intends to live forever. So far, so good..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Is it cubism? ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# !!!!

Here, to spare the op's blushes. This is the ultra-conservative 'fezzed' spong. The 'unfezzed' version is more common today.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Vote For Meeee!
(I helped save b3ta! shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# O_O

So.... That must be BEER TIME!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:00, archived)
# This.
Totally this.

It's fucking BEER TIME YOU GAYS! WHAT ARE YOU READING THIS FOR?!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
# Pfffft, I am reading this IN THE PUB!
Cheers all!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# and me now! WOO
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:59, archived)
# I HAVE A SLIPPED DISC
it will be a while before I am next in a pub D:
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# use the internet to order beer flavoured fluid!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 18:26, archived)
# Hey, does anyone want to see a picture of a giant pizza?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:05, archived)
# I thought you got rid of those pictures of your mother?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:06, archived)
# I'd appreciate it if you didn't make jokes about my mother, she is very ill
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:08, archived)
# D: Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:15, archived)
# I don't know.
It is any good?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Sorry gronkpan
I've just looked down the board and you've posted two links, both of which claim to be photos of the world's biggest pizza.
THEY CAN'T BOTH BE THE BIGGEST NOW CAN THEY. YOU REALLY HAVEN'T THOUGHT THIS THROUGH.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:26, archived)
# which is biggest?
...only one way to find out..
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Comparison?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:35, archived)
# FIGHT FIRST
compare later
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:36, archived)
# shit.
SHIT
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:24, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# What does he know?
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# He knows.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# BUT WHAT?!
Could it be the Kiss of the Dragon?
Very handy to know that.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# he knows
how to get the cat biscuits down from the top shelf
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# he knows
how to climb out of a wheelie bin
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# He knows his arms are seriously fucked up.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:42, archived)
# he knows
the location of the special files.

Where's our Firday afternoon furry pr0n JJ? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# I wondered why it doesn't feel like Friday...
No Chloe or Squirrels with tits.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# He knows Mr Tickle
they are at the same support group
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Woo
or should I say Woooooooooooo.....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Long cat does not...he's a little slow.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# Reminds me of a few one night stands...
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:45, archived)
# gunna need a bigger bin!
(waxdart hello., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# that's just CRUEL
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:33, archived)
# ....Jack!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:52, archived)
# ARMS
LIKE

NOODLES
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I like noodles too
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Leo gets everywhere, even through time.


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# COCKSHADOW
ON TEH WALLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# haha
like a rabbit his balls are in front of his wanger.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
#
This is a link to the same photo
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Indeed
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# FUCK!
It must be under quite a large hut.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# That's amore'!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:46, archived)
# put anchovies on my bit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:09, archived)
# You kinky sod!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:29, archived)
# haha
its to disguise the smell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:32, archived)
# My friend Raphael was bitten by a pizza.
It Napoli they let them run around wild apparently. It's a fucking disgrace.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:27, archived)
# if you have eaten a cracker you don't know how thin this pizza base was.
their tomato sauce was thin and flavourless i don't understrand napolitana
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 19:41, archived)
# all in the name of SCIENCE(tm)!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:25, archived)
# Smeagle.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:28, archived)
# Aha
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
#
www.canpages.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/worlds-largest-pizza.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Ha ha ha....
My colleague at work has just been showing me her puppies and she has one of those.

EDIT: The beagle that is, not the spade.

EDITED EDIT: her puppies pictures of her puppies

EDITED, EDITED EDIT: puppies young bitches female dogs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:33, archived)
# BOOBIES!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:38, archived)
# SCIENCE does not approve
of impacting lovely canines in the cranium.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
# *Calls RSPCA*
Royal Spanging Protection for Cuddly Animals
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:36, archived)
# nice spang :D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:39, archived)
# I have to keep doing a "thwloop" noise for when he regenerates his pre-spang head.
(also, this is marvellous by the way)
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Why
Why did a beagle change into a basset ?
Pedantic !
(I helped save b3ta! MaxineBasset Betty Basset Bombs are Better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:51, archived)
# that's how hard he was hit!
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:44, archived)
# 'allo 'allo
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# HAHA!
What a twat!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:10, archived)
# oh blimey
My 5 year old nephew has an awesome East Yorkshire accent, so Toad in the Hole is "Turd in the Hurl"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:20, archived)
# when you say 'awesome'
do you mean in the original definition, as in creates inspires awe, much like a train crash might?
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Breaking News:
These guys are always happy, even when they are on fire:




(Hare Krishna temple on fire - Just announced on BBC news)
(delboyonline suffered a rectal prolapse in 1997!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:26, archived)
# And Cyril Smith has shuffled off this mortal coil.
Perhaps the sympathy could help the liberals right now.
He always was one for liberal helpings...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:04, archived)
# One of those people
who you think "I thought he died years ago"
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 21:56, archived)
# top stuff
I never realised Borat was the Policeman in 'Allo 'Allo

(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# HAHAHA
The owl looks a little undercooked
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:35, archived)
[challenge entry] The voices made me do it...


EDIT - awww cheers everyone (except her).

EDIT EDIT added intro as suggested by cenaris
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:18, archived)
# *applause*
Wonderful!

Also: www.tubedubber.com/#4gyR0ZIdoMM:SLuW-GBaJ8k:0:100:0:0:true
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# cr3's thing below reminded me of this weirdo
www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# lol!
That guy looks retarded!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:55, archived)
# That's quite creepy...
*logs out of everything*

*goes to pub*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:56, archived)
# *burns laptop*
*Joins you*
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# *shuts laptop
*runs away.
*realises I don't have a laptop, so goes to Dixons to buy one to shut.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:20, archived)
# HOW?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:57, archived)
# In Ad2100
Limerick was beginning
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:20, archived)
# :D
Tempted to add an extra frame for that...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Two frames! Go crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:42, archived)
# genius :D
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:21, archived)
# This wins so hard my thighs are going to ache in the morning.
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# MUST. WIN.
Haha.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:25, archived)
# ^What they all said^
Except her.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
# WINRAR!
Stop the challenge etc etc

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
In 2100, war was beginning.
Dogs were losing, cats were winning.
“Someone set us up the bomb”- the message was thus,
“Terrible news, act we must!”
“All your base are belong to us”
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:29, archived)
[challenge entry] Brilliant :D
*click*
Sneaky pea.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:31, archived)
# *applauds*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:33, archived)
# Very well done
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Brilliant!
have a click
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:45, archived)
# *click*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Release teh cats!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:58, archived)
# h... Dancepance!
Humm... I seem to have dropped "Woa"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Haha, I less than 3 this
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Fussbomb.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:09, archived)
# My favourite one so far
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Marty McFly can't grate cheese without getting angry, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 17:40, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Sat 4 Sep 2010, 21:29, archived)
# :D clicks
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 23:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# Hahaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:04, archived)
# hahaha
"of course I believe in equality. that's why I let the women work longer hours. It's so they can earn the same as the men" - Al Murray The Pub Landlord
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:05, archived)
# haha discrimination.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:06, archived)
# Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:06, archived)
# hahahaha
you are a bad person.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Plus, if you're so good at multitasking
what's the problem reversing *and* parking at the same time?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:12, archived)
# :D
top work.. unless you're cockless then.. well it's okay I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:28, archived)
# Discrimination lol
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Ha ha
That's right funny
(I helped save b3ta! sepang 's favourite day is, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a limerick, but a poem.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Rakes are expensive.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# METH IS HARD TO MAKE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:34, archived)
# *cackles*
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:31, archived)
# Oh go on then
>_<
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:32, archived)
# I like the sounds of that
I like it when a poem gets anal...


...Spinkter!
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:40, archived)
# That must be shear pain.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:41, archived)
# Hoe hoe hoe
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# These puns are so good
I nearly weed myself.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# Nothing wrong with a sprinkler humour ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# Cant think of any more....you win....I'll throw in the trowel
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:01, archived)
# FORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:13, archived)
# The rake must progress.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:11, archived)
# Those aren't violets.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# According to thehouseplants.com
They are. Saintpaulia African violets.

So there. I'd hate to be accused of an improperly researched GIF.
(Rotten_Cointreau is a proper scientician, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# They really aren't, you know, they're speedwells.
The twats at thehouseplants.com got it wrong. I takes my plant pedantry seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:59, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:02, archived)
# Mary had a little lamb
It and she were buddies
It followed her to school
And got an A in Media Studies

I copied this from Private Eye.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:57, archived)
# I'll try the rake-y end this this time,
the rusty handle doesn't do it anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# HAHAHAHHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# haaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# Shut-up and make dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Hahaha
you evil man you
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# :(
As some who farms onions, I find this offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:38, archived)
# "Thanks, you've ruined curry night now"
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Hull. One-way ticket.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:44, archived)
# It's fine
I'll walk
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:45, archived)
# So you stabbed her in the cancer?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
[challenge entry] Tone
(I helped save b3ta! writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Rik Mayall FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
# Ninj post in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# Oi!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:20, archived)
# :P x
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Hehehe
XX
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:25, archived)
# KABOOM!
*waits*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# ...for the deaths caused by him and his crony.
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:18, archived)
# .....I should hope so 45 mins is a long time
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:19, archived)
# Surely that would easily cover the bill and...
throw a massive wake for us self-serving Westerners enjoying the benefits of stolem oil in cheaper petrol prices we always demand with lame boycotts and refinery blockades.

Or not. I'm not a fucking funeral director, y'know.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Didn't he say that he used drink as a support?
*crosses fingers for liver cancer*
*changes mind: that kills too quickly. I want him to live long enough to see his kids die first*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:23, archived)
# A G&T and half a bottle of wine some evenings
fucking hell, how is he still standing!?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Lightweight
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Was that it?
Christ - what a pissweak tinned arse of a man he is.

Even I sometimes drink more than that, and I'm pathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:30, archived)
# ...oh gee...a protester.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I love that picture
And massive props to whoever used it to put together this video to an extremely appropriate old Carter USM song:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj70bJe2O6A
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Scary Clown Bedtime Lullaby!!!

Daddy, can we just go back to you beating me before bed? I liked that better.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha
mental as ever
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
# ^What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:17, archived)
#
mental is as mental does?
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# you don'y have to be mental to work here
BUT OH MY GOD THE WALLS ARE TRYING TO KILL ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:37, archived)
# "Daddy", huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:14, archived)
#
daddy, can we just go back to you beating me before bed? i liked that better.
(danielgoodm AntlerBoyStudios, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:28, archived)
# Compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Hiiiiiiyyyyyyaaa!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Gwan Bruce!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:37, archived)
# This is not a chawade
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:39, archived)
# A cha-wade-wade?
/jimmysaville
(Poison-System-X, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
HARRO
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# yes!!!!
this is one of my favourite small faces of all time!
(I helped save b3ta! lustreboy making himself laugh since 1973 (tm), Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# gnops
/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# NOON NINGLES GLOMP SMOOSH ENHUGGLES NINGLY NINGLES.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# I don't feel that you really mean that
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:16, archived)
# Ace!!

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:11, archived)
# Excellent!
I love the fillum "Executive Decision", cos he dies at the beginning, dumb fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Guff McFlange Yes, but can it be made out of Lego?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# hehe
have an extra point for using the word 'loose' correctly
(its too often used instead of 'lose' these days)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)
# We've now degraded to a state where we give bonus points for avoiding mistakes
Mind you I just spent a few seconds trying to scrape off what I thought was a bit of stuff stuck to one of my laptop keys. Turns out it was a 1 and it's part of the numpad.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:27, archived)
# minus points for apostrophe lackage
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:52, archived)
# gah!
I should of known better*



*Set phasers to kill
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# Haha, I see what you did there.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I see it to
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# It's funny but it still hurts
like the best sex.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 16:31, archived)
# GAH
WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:03, archived)
# I do that alot
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Recently I saw "You snooze, you loose" stencilled on the back window of a "boy racer" car
'Twas LOL worthy
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:08, archived)
# He probably means if you fall asleep at his house he will bumfuck you until your anus flaps like a wellytop
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# haha
ouch!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:13, archived)
# oh dear god
so much fail
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:12, archived)
# Best in show
Though I dissaprove of the lack of Toastie
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Hiya!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:09, archived)
# Haaah! Bwuce Wee!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Come on Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:24, archived)
# You gotta ask yourself punk. Did I pour six cups or only five?..


something Ken Bruce said earlier
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:25, archived)
# Hahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# He uses the most powerful teapot in the western world
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# haha
this is a Denby 1 litre pot
It could fill a cup right up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# Cakes!
I like cakes.

(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# haha
magnets
iced sticky magnets
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Fucking, cakey magnets
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# Nicely!
I'll repost this again then:
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Ace Griffy! :D
Have a McClint

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# hehe
cheers

I was doing the ironing when Ken Bruce said it. I felt quite dainty myself
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# Hoy man
Thaur ur tois kinds ay fowk in th' warld those wi' loaded guns an' those fa dig.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:54, archived)
# Hahaha :D
As long as it's Earl Grey darling!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:35, archived)
# meh - soapy tasting stuff
Darjeeling or Keemun FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:44, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA
dainty, what a fucking great word
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:41, archived)
# very under-used these days
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] is it just me


(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:22, archived)
# yes it's just you
I know how to post images

you can't hotlink to private facebook images
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# ^
__ |
|
|
|
\
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:34, archived)
# ^ and her

Who is that masked hero?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# no I think its broken for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# i should know i've been a B3tard for nearly 6 years
but i've been trying for a while both uploaded images and hosted :(

the little page icon next to my subject header - why does it have a little letter C in it.

is it calling me a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:30, archived)
# its cos you selected a compo category for your post
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:32, archived)
# no it means you've set this as an image challenge entry
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:31, archived)
# and why have you got a Screw Head as your icon thing?


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:57, archived)
# its a pill isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:21, archived)
# hmmm
b3ta.com/images/icons/pill_frunt.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:29, archived)
# Yeah... but....
b3ta.com/images/icons/screw_head_frunt.gif
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:42, archived)
# however...
@namespace url(http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml);
@-moz-document domain("b3ta.com") {
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.co.uk/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://www.deagostini.com.au/ilovehorses/"] { color: magenta !important }

a[href="http://tinyurl.com/bjudsd"] { color: magenta !important }
a[href="http://alturl.com/styiz"] { color: magenta !important }

a[href="http://www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CCYQFjAA&url=http:%2F%2Fwww.deagostini.com.au%2Filovehorses%2F&ei=XpJjTOSPE5D84AbliaD4CQ&usg=AFQjCNFgY0tCTOOWeHEfm6uPAUjw8641Ow&sig2=s5nlDGsFpGb6-1uy3wgc5A"] { color: magenta !important }


a[href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEImD_r6D8o"] { color: magenta !important }

}
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:48, archived)
# and what does that all mean?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:53, archived)
# it means that horse links are shown in magenta
Stylish addon for Firefox *smugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:54, archived)
# and you have added my link - Posh...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:56, archived)
# twas already there!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# I'm too noobular to know what to do with that code.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 15:03, archived)
# You utter, utter bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:54, archived)
# there's nobody here but us chickens
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Till spimf fixes it you can see the image here no probs
www.mediafire.com/imageview.php?quickkey=89xdqlbeevtk3ao
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# cheers
still cant get it to link though

:(
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# thanks for that
the problem would seem to have resolved itself

no idea what the issues was

i use a mac
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:51, archived)
# Are you just you?
I don't know. Will you be asking questions on this later? Because I want to be prepared.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:20, archived)
# narf!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:21, archived)
# ha ha
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:38, archived)
# Smash
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:42, archived)
# There is one of these for every single occasion.
Fact.

How goes the brewing? Does you entire street reek of vinegar?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 14:52, archived)
# bloody bed bugs again...
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# :D
buggy bled buds
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:56, archived)
# sneeky bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# Cheeky buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# little bedbuggers!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Bloody bugs!
Blugs.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# robot time again
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:52, archived)
# yea
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Robots in da skies!

(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:09, archived)
# :)

[glomp]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:50, archived)
# it's a giant mutant Brach's Circus Peanut
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Oh yes
o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:54, archived)
# looks like hulk may have competition for the "I found this..." entries.
(I helped save b3ta! doog Don't read this., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:55, archived)
# argh
He will kill us all!
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 12:58, archived)
# Wonderful style there sir!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:01, archived)
# been messin' about with the paper and layers thingy :)
thought I'd throw in some photos as well
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:04, archived)
# I think it's the combination of styles that makes this

very nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:05, archived)
# danke! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:12, archived)
# Tis all of the luverly it is!
WOO :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:14, archived)
# I like your technique
Your developing a great style sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I think this should win the compo
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Nice prodge.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Ha ha - excellent
I'd like to see this in a big-budget remake of "Cloverfield".
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Fri 3 Sep 2010, 13:47, archived)

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