2 hours and 18 minutes between posts.I think it's the rest of us that should be ashamed.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 5:09,
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saw something about b3ta being worth over 1 million quid.snarf snarf
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 7:02,
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Me especially
Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 6:03,
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heh top stuff Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 5:09,
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It looks like she needs a bit of a trim?Is she German?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 6:48,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: B-Movie Monsters!"){kind=small}
Haha.I bike ride with a sculptor who built that thing. It's a pretty cool story. And very boring. Unless you like welding.
ps- ARGH!
(ps- ARGH!
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:49,
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Why when I was young, we loved welding stories.
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cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:52,
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i like weldingi'm not sure i'd want to hear a welding story though ;)
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:51,
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It can't be jeff koons can it? Or heatherwick?Or one of their poor uncredited lackeys. Either way please tell.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 2:13,
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Neither of those.Nick Wynn.
$27 million to build that thing. I found it hard to believe until I realized what went into it. That didn't include the silly mouth.
($27 million to build that thing. I found it hard to believe until I realized what went into it. That didn't include the silly mouth.
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 2:46,
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Err, Anish Kapoor (Cloud Gate, in Chicago)?Unless you're talking about the famous welder Nick Wynn?
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Ghoti Fingers,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 7:36,
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no, they taste like chicken...oh! you said 'for', not 'of' :P
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:04,
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Atmospheric as fuck. I love it.As the air raid sirens wail, Agent Smythe scuttles inexorably towards his target... knocking out the Wehrmacht's communications at Normandy could turn the tide of the whole war.
If he doesn't get trod on.
(If he doesn't get trod on.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:19,
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whoopeeeeeee!!!!!!cuntfish, now with music www.youtube.com/watch?v=de3CPb14XNY
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:52,
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he's auditioning for an all kitten KISS tribute act Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:08,
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In this version EVERYBODY is Peter Criss...
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:11,
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Awww, kitty want a biscuit?Kitty want a biscuit?
Nice kitty!
Awwwwwwwwgh! BAD KITTY, ISSA BAD KITTY!
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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Nice kitty!
Awwwwwwwwgh! BAD KITTY, ISSA BAD KITTY!
hahahai was thinking, that's not at all evil...
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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holy fuck!this makes putting a cat in a wheelie-bin look an rspca pastime
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:46,
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This would be funny if it wasn't so cruel
what the man did not you!
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 5:04,
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what the man did not you!
YEAH!!! what he said ^i mean, what my sig says!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 11:14,
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Been tweaking some of my Dad's photos of Portsmouth...Was rather pleased with this:
CFB (700K)
The original was almost life-size...
EDIT: This is the structure in question.
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CFB (700K)
The original was almost life-size...
EDIT: This is the structure in question.
Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:00,
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nice! took me a while to work out what was going on there.Don't think I even knew that was in Portsmouth, might have been confusing it with that Dubai Hotel.
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:06,
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I think they may have stolen the design a little bit...Me trying to make it look like the cover of an Asimov novel probably doesn't help matters... :)
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:09,
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i'm still trying to work it outwhatever it is, i like it
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:10,
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It's a vag, re-imagined as a steel bear trap and a first-class departure lounge. In space. I think.*books self into clinic*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:17,
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This is why I tried many rotations before settling on the above...Clearly it's not just great minds that think alike...
( Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm...,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:18,
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Far from it. Indeed, great minds are overrated.Horrible shit minds like ours claw away like billy-o, and end up with nightmarish beauties like the above.
(Except that I haven't shat out a decent pic for ages)
((Except that I haven't shat out a decent pic for ages)
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:27,
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Whatever it is . . . it's architecturally aesthetically pleasing !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:12,
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That is goodneeds a tethered spacewalk guy to complete the illusion
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 1:27,
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This feels good on my eyes. Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 2:17,
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I like her, because she sleeps above her covers.10 FEET above her covers.
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:19,
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the woman to the left of the queen looks like she's doing a little fart
LOL, in the background. I love the (small) details in this picture!
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:39,
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This one was made for you
Now in Monkeon-o-scope™
For teh squares
drr drr drr!what?
edit: oh, haha, I get it, that must be pretty obscure, think I found that via b3ta many moons ago.
(edit: oh, haha, I get it, that must be pretty obscure, think I found that via b3ta many moons ago.
Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:28,
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^thisThey go all bendy and make old phone noises?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:30,
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I like that she's terrified of the odor which has escaped her lips...
hahahhaThan more she smell
than more she fart
Than more she smell
than more she fart
Than more she smell
than more she fart
Than more she smell
than more she fart
And out of her mouth comes only this:
I think she is the most ugly woman on earth!
hghghgh
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 23:31,
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than more she fart
Than more she smell
than more she fart
Than more she smell
than more she fart
Than more she smell
than more she fart
And out of her mouth comes only this:
I think she is the most ugly woman on earth!
hghghgh
His nose knows no nose . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:32,
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It's important to be true to yourself.(
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:48,
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That's a + 8 deffoWoo-Yay-Hoopla all the way.
( BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:51,
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True as true can be ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:50,
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sorrythe portable device doesn't all the way to hoopla
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:59,
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hahaha i was listening to this and it fits bizarrely.www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGIhuwdLdzo&feature=related
woo yay hoopla *click*
(woo yay hoopla *click*
FIEND,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:02,
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Ace!Petit Chiot? :)
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mamilla_sarsum um... a vial is enough, no jam-jars please,
Sun 10 Oct 2010, 20:59,
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Is anyone else hearing him dancing to a tuba in this?
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lord turkey boy and the cleft of venus,
Mon 11 Oct 2010, 4:08,
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The perfect place for him would beBig Gay Al's Animal Sanctuary
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Mon 11 Oct 2010, 8:39,
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Very usefulAs some kind of terrifying frisbee. Or a nice 'evil' coaster.
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:12,
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FUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKK BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:15,
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Animated, with rotation and crazy zooming, with harrowing shrieks and screams and a catchy bassline,it'd make a delightful title sequence for 'In The Night Garden'.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:18,
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Oh . . . I thought you said tile sequence . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:03,
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You've got tiling on the brain, you!And symmetry.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:14,
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Particularly for a harrassed, busy mum needing a cake decoration for little Jocasta's 6th birthday party. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:32,
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh!I'm somewhat drawn to his lactating mouth...
help?
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:38,
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help?
Ah, bliss.A lot of children will now sleep soundly, happy for today, and gleefully anticipating tomorrow.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:40,
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not at all*phones the authorities*
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:01,
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Only if it can be milked
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Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:04,
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*looks for the 'I love this' button* PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 0:40,
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Friggin' coolIs that Herman Hill from Wimbledon in the back?! :D
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Frogbeat,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:10,
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"HELP", the poor thing wails. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:35,
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Half 70's half 80's!P...........O.........B. POB ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp
:D
(:D
Frogbeat,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:07,
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goncratulationsyou've been randomly chosen to be threadjacked
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LS18,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:20,
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YES!
Edit: Ok this looks like I'm calling you names! I'm not, honest :D
Frogbeat,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:29,
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never crossed my mindand I'm not calling you twunt--really! ;p
( LS18,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:32,
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Coward! Have the courage of your anonymous convictions, you fucking jelly-spined cunt.Edit: Ok this looks like I'm calling you names! I'm not, honest :D
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:37,
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On the surface, it may appear that I am sayingif I want any crap from you, I'll scrape your teeth. But nothing is further from the truth. Honest! ;p
( LS18,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:42,
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God it really is slow on here tonight.Do people go out Friday nights or something? :-/
ya trannie
(ya trannie
Frogbeat,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:47,
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I't is still around 3:50 pm where I am, so we are bereft of night time, as yetye fanny bandit
( LS18,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:50,
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Ok this looks like you're calling him names!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:22,
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grrr ;pIn other news: someone's dad has been jizzing in the soup
look closely at the label
(look closely at the label
LS18,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 22:25,
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Japan had Godzilla, who destroyed Tokyo to help us remember nuclear war is bad.We had Pob, who flobbed on the screen to help us remember flobbing at the telly is, if not good, then at least understandable.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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haha scary shitAlso, have this. Pob was Hitler's string puppet.I really don't know....
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:15,
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nicely realisedTJ:
Manimal has just appeared on New Tricks.
This is an interesting tangent.
(Manimal has just appeared on New Tricks.
This is an interesting tangent.
finnbar has officially retired,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:16,
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Ooh, I love this GIFThough it does look very green outside for the desert.... not that I'm complaining, mind :)
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Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 12:12,
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The altitude must be thin up that high ~~~ Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:52,
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looks like happytoasthaveing a night on the sauce.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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You seem to have developed some skillz!woo to that.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:09,
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nice oneI've had mine a while and have yet to get past the cdc stage...
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Fri 8 Oct 2010, 23:24,
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it might be silly
but i have nightmares about this place
teach me to sit there sticking hooks in there mouths lol
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Sat 9 Oct 2010, 7:36,
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but i have nightmares about this place
teach me to sit there sticking hooks in there mouths lol
bat cock
Took this a few weeks back at a small 'petting zoo' he seemed pretty happy to see me...
Depends.Do you work in a home for emotionally damaged bats?
EDIT: eg the Doggersea Bats' Home, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
(EDIT: eg the Doggersea Bats' Home, hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:05,
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nananananananananabatwang
you caught him mid-wank.
nanananananananana
batwank
(you caught him mid-wank.
nanananananananana
batwank
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:21,
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TO THE BAT POLES!............................................................................................. (cannot unsee bat pole)
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:27,
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahgenuinely laughed out loud. Bless 'im he's hung like a donkey.
( FIEND,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:23,
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BIOLOGY PRIZE: Libiao Zhang, Min Tan, Guangjian Zhu, Jianping Ye, Tiyu Hong, Shanyi Zhou, and Shuyi Zhang of China, and Gareth Jones of the University of Bristol, UK, for scientifically documenting fellatio in fruit bats.
improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2010
(improbable.com/ig/ig-pastwinners.html#ig2010
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:28,
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lol at credit for Figure 3although, with so many Chinese authors, one can expect a Wang in the mix
( RedHouse over yonder,
Sat 9 Oct 2010, 3:18,
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Hermaphrodite Bat is hermaphrodite.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:32,
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DING.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:06,
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It made the circuit ! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:13,
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He used to listen to Metallica you know.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:15,
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:)Is he perchance related to Evil Edna?
Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:20,
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Now it's forkedHis spark of life is gone.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:30,
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*eats fork*
*heats*
*experiences intense discomfort, yet unfortunately survives*
(*heats*
*experiences intense discomfort, yet unfortunately survives*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:13,
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Good job microwaveNicely!
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 21:25,
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FUCK JUST GOT REAL (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:04,
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Any man who wears clothes like that obviously has class, style and substance.Oh and FUCK!
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:05,
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I say old chap it's a bit early for this type of thing
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:08,
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Used to be used to be used on a used used . . . Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:12,
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i would buy a used woflsick from this man
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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10,
Fri 8 Oct 2010, 20:13,
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