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# Meanwhile, at the Star Fleet Christmas party....
Mix Master Pike and his wheels of steel rock da house!*

This is how the young folk speak nowadays, isn't it? One just can't keep up.*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:00, archived)
# He sure lights the joint up !
this is how jazz folk speak
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:09, archived)
# I think that's what I'll do then go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:11, archived)
# You sure are with it daddio.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:13, archived)
# Hep is the key to hepness !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:15, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:21, archived)
# He's playing "Simon".
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 4:55, archived)
# the Carr family portrait was going well until Maxine showed up with "him"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:50, archived)
[challenge entry] haha
also hope you don't mind me dropping a pea here

(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I used to work for them :)
I understand it's the same Schindler that gives the elevator company its name.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 1:26, archived)
# but a well worn joke I'm sure haha ;)
(JoePesky, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 2:09, archived)
# When I first rode in one of their products
I proper office LOL'd
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sun 21 Nov 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Pffft.
Where's cousin Alan?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:04, archived)
# no one has seen him for a few days
he was last seen going to Maxines for a brew
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:09, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I found this etc...
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:42, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:44, archived)
# Crocodile* Rock!
*or possibly Alligator, I'm no expert
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:48, archived)
# For keepsake !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:52, archived)
# Smoking?
What will his millions of young fans think?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:03, archived)
# I don't think they do . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:10, archived)
# I didn't think of that,
does that mean I'm a Hulk Hogan fan?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:15, archived)
# Not in the least !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:17, archived)
# That's a relief.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] Every high-flying executive needs one

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# FFS
*clicked hard* you should make an optimised version. Then i'd want it Fp'd :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# hahaha
wonderfully done

anim is quality... you could increase the size with width=400 after the url

Edit: reducing filesize: best way is to remove superfluous frames... i tend to remove every second frame and double the time the frames are displayed for... can sometimes have bad effects on smoothness, sometimes not... but has a big effect on the filesize
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# ^ I do the same thing
also playing with the dither and a little loss can help
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:01, archived)
# Dither increases file size.
And loss makes it look bleah. Stick to reducing the number of colours. Also, scan lines are your best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:39, archived)
# Hahaha, oh yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:18, archived)
# Hahaha!
edit: holy crap I'm on fire
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:24, archived)
# Candles! :D
Happy ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:27, archived)
# wub your candle !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Happy Candles
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Thanks :D
7 years, how time flies!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Lovely candles
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:50, archived)
# Happy melting wax cylinder with a burning piece of string down the middle day.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:32, archived)
# happy b3taday :D
you lovely cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# Haha, how nice everyone is on one's b3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:40, archived)
# Happy belated candle day!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Hahah:D
Nice Woo
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:25, archived)
# Clonkers <>
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:31, archived)
# Not soon enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:34, archived)
# hahahaha
*click*
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:05, archived)
# winner!
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:05, archived)
# Hahahahah oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:07, archived)
# brilliantly done
*clicks*
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 3:52, archived)
# quite possibly the runaway winner this week :)
or 'runway' winner, even
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 8:15, archived)
# would you have a problem if this was made for real?
(waxdart hello., Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:46, archived)
# This is ace! Though I prefer it stamp sized and crisp to big and fuzzy.
...and on a side note, when did the gif size limit jump from 240 to 400??? No-one told me. :(
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 10:11, archived)
# Absolutely superb!!
A real "spits coffee at screen" moment
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Hahaha!
*hard clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 13:58, archived)
# MMMMMMM
Thinks, "Delta wing passenger aircraft"
(S B C Kittencure, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Yeah, well ...
It was the only free 3d plane model I could find within the space of 10 minutes, and I couldn't be bothered to make my own.
Kids these days, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# hahaha!
well done...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:56, archived)
# hahaha
when hell is full, b3tans shall walk the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] haha, i'm sticking this here with next to no reason
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
# You can't crush this!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Hammer time too.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:16, archived)
# really nice
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:22, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:24, archived)
# HI IM THE BEATLES

spotify:track:08csg8nKfSKS7dHB8hJ4Dq (POWER - Explicit Version by Kanye West)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:01, archived)
# really good fuckoupon
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:24, archived)
# CUNT AROUND THE DOTTED FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:36, archived)
# SWISS KISS
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:33, archived)
# LISP LIPS MCGILLERCUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# happiness, is a warm gun
i read this post in Slapchop-Vince's voice.

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:05, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:17, archived)
# All you need is shot . . . shot is all you need . . .
♫ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:32, archived)
# Oof!
Is this the most hull-bound compo ever?
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:37, archived)
# I like it! Sod next week's ... I think this one should run and run!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Have I missed last weeks compo?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:33, archived)
# seams fine to me
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Is that a corgi, or are you just pleased to see me?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# The bag of Lennon.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# is gillian mckeith out of the jungle?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:40, archived)
# seams fine for smee

(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:41, archived)
# ^ That's what she said
^ Up there, look...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# sheshe?
whowho?
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# Ms Arbuthnot Cnutfkucker
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:03, archived)
# The Queen displays Crown Jewels. :-(
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# whatever this is, it needs killing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)
# With Cho's hammers!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:44, archived)
# with any hammers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# Yeah Cho's!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# Flaming hammers are the win!
Noon SM!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:48, archived)
# if in doubt, use George Alagiah's mechanical wanking spanners
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# noon WB
i'm trying to decide what film to watch tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:50, archived)
# Forget the film and watch the Take That Circus Tour
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:53, archived)
# fuck that for a game of soldiers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)
# * Starts singing...
♫ NEVER.... FORGET (THE FUCKING WORDS) ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:02, archived)
# Black Moon..
Watch out for the huge horn at about a minute in!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# nae youtube
fuck it, i'm off to watch the crazies
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:04, archived)
# What about this?
It's a bit like 'Take That'
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] and me
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:34, archived)
[challenge entry] Finest D.I.Y prices around
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I'll take twelve
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# Monkeys
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:47, archived)
# Well that was dissapointing
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I want it for Christmas!
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:26, archived)
# FP a section of this picture now!
;)
EDIT: When the picture was first put up it was 38000x12800 and 34GB
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:30, archived)
# FP this comment now!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:31, archived)
# i think this picture needs to be bigger.
the astronauts are complaining they can only see a bit of it.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)
# Duly edited...
Frogbeat is wrong... it was 3300003002001x102020002000300 to the power of 10 and 104 Terrabytes.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# No don't edit :(
Was messing
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:36, archived)
# my hamster just fucking exploded
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)
# best reply EVAR
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:32, archived)
# I would pay to see that!
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:41, archived)
#
i say we take off and FP this post from orbit
(Professor of Lesbonics remembered his password on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:33, archived)
# It's not THAT big.
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:35, archived)
# the fucking moon is complaining about a new orbitting picture around the earth
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# It is the biggest picture i have EVER seen
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# It's the only way to see all of it, right?
*joins in*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:37, archived)
# Ok enough comments about my cock,
what about the pic?
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:40, archived)
# It didn't stay big for very long :(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# It was huge before you came along...
;)
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:45, archived)
# .......but..........you..............oh
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:48, archived)
# bazinga
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# Now I can't see the track pieces
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:41, archived)
# There's no pleasing some... ;)
(Testicles just for you, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:43, archived)
# *rescues eyes from edges of face*
ah, that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:42, archived)
# Hahaha
What size is your tv.... 3 inches? :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:44, archived)
# it's a crappy monitor i'm using
my telly is 32"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:46, archived)
# 32? FUCK
How much do you have to pull ya eyes apart to watch that?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# i have very flexible eyeballs
didn't you see me doing the zombie face?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:51, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:54, archived)
# pffff
trust you to post the freebase sneak attack pic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:57, archived)
# here's me as zombie Hutchence with real spunk on my stomach*
pic removed as a result of paranoia
toothpaste*


and spunk
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:15, archived)
# Belts should be worn around your waist, you big silly.
Or your upper arm
EDIT: Actually reads better now! :D

pic removed as a result of paranoia,
toothpaste
and spunk
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:29, archived)
# maybe she's born with it...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:06, archived)
[challenge entry] "realistic grunts"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:07, archived)
# Hahaha ace
'clicks'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# :-)
Kingly evidence floating in the toilet.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# tonight the part of Dennis Leary will be played by
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:23, archived)
# log me tender
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Poo suede shoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:17, archived)
# brown eye's crying in the rain
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:23, archived)
# Poo Moon
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Shit's now or never
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:25, archived)
# arse of stone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:25, archived)
# a little less constipation
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Brown-eyed Handsome Man
/badum tish
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
# i'm giving up now
much like the beatles, i never understood what all the fuss was about with elvis.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)
# all a lot of shit, if you ask me
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)
# Fartbreak Hotel
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# pffft
nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
# thankoovermuch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
another FP for elvisweathercock
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:27, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:29, archived)
# :D
"Little less conversation,bit more pudding"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha inspired
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
Very good
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:49, archived)
# The Strain Of Fame
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:30, archived)
# Hahah :D
(herman:D, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:36, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
You are ACE!!!!

*Click*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 9:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Bloody lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 19:45, archived)
# classic stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 0:18, archived)
# that's a quarter
actually
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:40, archived)
# I still hit like
though
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 2:41, archived)
# *spends a penny*
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Sat 20 Nov 2010, 10:36, archived)
# He's not always grumpy.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
# happy davros is happy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:58, archived)
# It's his birthday.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:05, archived)
# how old is he?
inquiring minds must know
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:07, archived)
# 36
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
# same age as me
but i look better and lack a middle eye
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:14, archived)
# Yeah, but look at those legs!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
# Ah ... Christmas soon. And THAT Morecambe and Wise sketch never gets old.
*lies through gritted teeth*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:24, archived)
# yeah, but he waxes
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# O_D
Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:59, archived)
# haha
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:00, archived)
# His screws are loose . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:01, archived)
# But his nuts are nice and tight.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:06, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:02, archived)
# hahaha....top stuff:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:19, archived)
#
That's Bill Bailey, isn't it?
(omfgbunnies, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 0:29, archived)
[challenge entry] giving you proper ice for your vodka
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Hahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:43, archived)
# pimms is not vodka
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:46, archived)
#
vda
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:50, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:53, archived)
# ok - you are entitled to a free vodka as compensation
it's a young vodka, not really matured yet....

*hands over some potatoes*
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:14, archived)
# *eats potatoes*
*explodes due to massive intestinal build-up*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:49, archived)
# Chilling
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:52, archived)
[challenge entry]
(THE REVTED, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Rattlers
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:53, archived)
# GOODWILL GREETINGS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:12, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Death Anger Pain Fear Aggression, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
[challenge entry] The Michael J Fox Back to the Future 2 Toby Jug was completely unusable for real ale.
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:28, archived)
# BACK TO THE FUCK II MIT HOVERFUCKS
www.b3tards.com/u/23925b16ee60d4243068/mjf_99problems.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:33, archived)
# SON OF A TWITCH
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# I GOTSA HANKERIN FOR SOME GUMPTION
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:41, archived)
# This is
really well done! clap clap
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# ffs
haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:37, archived)
# Shaken not stirred.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# How does one hold it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Looks very much like a young Dave Allen
Or Quantum Leap merch.

Nice though
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Fri 19 Nov 2010, 12:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Irish Euro Commerative
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# More of a ziggurat?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:40, archived)
# zagnut
fucking zagnut
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:46, archived)
# Did you draw that?... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Needs more elephants
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:41, archived)
# On the back of a gaint Turtle swimming through space?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:45, archived)
# gaint?
GAINT?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:57, archived)
# pfft oops spelling error ;)
Giant
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:59, archived)
# you should have ninja'd and mocked
it's the b3ta way.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:01, archived)
# Nah it was well spotted by you so fair enough.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
# That's one happy turtle.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:36, archived)
# nicely shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I don't believe he shopped for this.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:48, archived)
# No, I am B3TA spastic, just seams from me
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:50, archived)
# what are seams ?
(wankdog, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:20, archived)
#

spotify:track:1iZHKK0iqQy4agjSO0n0OB (Break And Enter by Prodigy)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:27, archived)
# This does nothing for me without the lasers and the naked sex tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:08, archived)
# Someone needs to do the laser naked sex tits system pyramid/ziggurat/parallelogram.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:29, archived)
# Dr Seuss was a lot less fucked up when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! Pope Yoda is OLD, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Hahaha, he's sleeping with da seagulls.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Fly with the birds oh yes indeed
Choke on air and not seaweed
one breath
two breath
three breath death
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# At least he's not on the blob
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Ha! Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] I feel really mean now...


I'm going to hell..

(Yay!)
(I helped save b3ta! JamHamster My eyes, my beautiful eyes!, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# hell is good
it's where all the fun people are at

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! fluffymitten NAN, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# hahaha
spangish
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# he's rather intense
and a bit scary
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# I wasn't keen on much of his music
but I had a lot of respect for him.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:32, archived)
# but he still looks scary
you've got to admit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Heh
he looks fucking angry, that's for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Anger leads to the Dark Side (eventually)
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:46, archived)
# I like how the band was an ill-defined group of shadowy figures of uncertain number and function
and I like the music a lot, but I discovered a while ago that if you listen to it from a distance so that all you can hear is the basslines, the basslines sound really twatty. Lots of walking bass, like a barndance or something. So that's embarrassing.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:22, archived)
# Pffft. I'm inclined to think Ian would approve,
considering Spasticus Autisticus and other such indelicate songs.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:16, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll just leave it at this then
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# tickets, please
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# i thought of adding in some sort of distasteful slogan, but i made myself cringe.
plus, actually reading about the murder on wiki didn't help.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# people round these parts still go into a frenzy about it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# them two cunts better hooooope they never get noticed
ohhhh, could you imagine.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# yes i can
they'd get threatened, then moved somewhere else at great expense to the taxpayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# .............yeah, true actually :(
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I thought
one of them was back inside?
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# oh that's right
childporn, i think
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:36, archived)
# we are so bad
how long till legal action lol
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:21, archived)
# I would love LOVE
To see many of the wrong images from this site projected onto a large screen to a judge and jury
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Ssshhhhhhh!
Act normal, old bill.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# It would be hilarious!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:27, archived)
# The prosecution calls a Mr. Jeremy Jones to the stand.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:37, archived)
# FUCK DANCE FULL OF FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 21:09, archived)
# fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 22:03, archived)
# How long till the Daily Fail gets on the case?
ILEGAL IMMIGRANTS EVIL WEBSITE OF PHOTOSHOP HORRORS!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:26, archived)
# BAN THIS SHOPPED FILTH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Id try it
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:03, archived)
# pfft she looks like Minnie Driver
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:06, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# curse of the Colthard Jaw!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Looks like it may chaffe a bit
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:07, archived)
# Its ribbed
For Her Majesty's Pleasure
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Pfft! gray minds and all that
b3ta.com/board/10248951#post10248986
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Has anyone ever bought a packet of extra large condoms just to impress the checkout girl?
No?

Er, me neither.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:08, archived)
# lol
Im not sure about those, I mean a regular condom expands to over 2 feet when inflated - if you're bigger than that then I think the lady friend would probably run screaming before being impressed!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I don't think you're supposed to inflate them before use
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:16, archived)
# So that's what i've been doing wrong
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:18, archived)
# which size DO you buy?
small, medium or liar?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# Look at you
The Jonny Police.
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:17, archived)
# vice squad, if you don't mind
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:19, archived)
# *tries wearing vice instead*
*goes to hospital in agony*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:30, archived)
# don't tighten it so much next time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Should have gone for the G-clamp instead
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# when in doubt, use more lube
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:37, archived)
# WD-40. One squirt does the job!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# i've worn one
trufax
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# I buy them out of necessity.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# You do know cucumbers stay fresh on their own?
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Take no chances.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:39, archived)
# looks like a used one!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:15, archived)
# that's one hell of a wide mouth
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Wouldn't you be smiling, she will be inside the royal family soon!
(McDazzle Knows not what he does, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i don't think i'd be smiling about that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:25, archived)
# I would have thought it would be one of the Royal Family inside her...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 18 Nov 2010, 23:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 20:20, archived)

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