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(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# two.
he already has two teefs

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Silly Rabbi . . . tea is for . . . wait . . . you've already got one . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I'm hunting wabbits.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# be vewwy vewwy qwiet then.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# :*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# I often wondered how 'Vewwy' was spelt
and I am now sure that this is it.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:47, archived)
# Aw shucks
a FP and an inspired by in the same month. If I get a billionaire slut with a new Liverpool FC manager in tow for Christmas I'll be 3 for 3.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Fuck
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Click*

:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# FUCK NEVER SLEEPS
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Gotta do things by the book
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# The FUCK book.
Which is, obviously, the best book.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# Some good pictures in there.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# I iamgine its nothing but pictures of 'Base with captions saying
"FUUUUUCK."

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ten minutes into the gay shift
busy night ahead...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# C'mon...be a gamer.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ULTIMATE FUCK 2: THE CHOSEN FUCK
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Triple Fuck Points
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:49, archived)
# FUCKOUPON FOR DISCUNT
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# I defend us with this:
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# "Please Sir, May I Have Some More?"
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# HUNGRY AS FUCK
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:41, archived)
# IT IS HAPPENING AGAIN
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:21, archived)
# PAPER FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# SCISSORS FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# STONE FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# LIZARD FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# SPOCK FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Piss Fuck.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# just noticed the cock-it note
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Real subtle...eh?... :D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Rock Fuck.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Get with the programme:P
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Cock, muff, bumhole
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# A game you only play once!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# Hi boys....can I play?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# MUSICAL CHUFF!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# No time like the present . . . better get to it !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Fuck Work.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# That would be great if you've got the time !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Fuck time...time for fuck...o/
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Raaarrr
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# The weekend look.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# hahahah FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:11, archived)
# FUCK!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# ALL WORK AND NO FUCK
 

 
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
[challenge entry] For the last time . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha
Looks strangely like a young William Hague (if such a thing existed).
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Have they ever been seen in the same place twice together ?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# You're confusing them with lightening.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# So . . . what you're saying is that there is a striking resemblance . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# It did. And it was creepy.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:57, archived)
# this rounds the week off perfectly................
deserves an FP slot
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# The beginning of the end . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# I'm with MM on this one :D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# I'm with you . . . him . . . and him on this one !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# a most confusing week with this compo
everyone calling him a cunt?????...MM's spot on here
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Freedom does still mean freedom !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Fake tears.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# Borrowed from a crocodile . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# You're a man in the know..is he a CIA patsy for the fall?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# That . . . dear sir . . . is a well kept secret !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# DEM LEAKS, DEM LEAKS
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# BRING ON THE FLOOD !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# HERE CUMS DA RAIN AAGAAAIN
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# AN IT DEEP TOO
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha!
this gets clicked to the max
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# He's gotten ripped !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Even his eye is leaking.....!!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Might as well let it all out !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Seriously, no word of a fucking lie...
...this fucking motherfucker is my motherfucking brother, motherfucker.

With any luck, he'll be assassinated by the U.S. Government instead of Assange.

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Image Challenge: your vote required
We're at the point in the year when we run the annual Christmas Image Challenge. We can't decide which of two challenges to run so we're leaving it for you to decide. The choices are...

A James Bond Christmas - suggested by Manic after 2008's "Star Wars Christmas" challenge, seconded more recently by The Great Architect.

or

Our traditional b3ta Christmas Card Challenge, featuring as much festive inappropriateness as possible.

Over to you.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I'd like a P please bob
Has to be the B3ta card. It wouldn't be Chrimbo without it.

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Kittens and chainsaws for Christmas.
What's not to love?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Ooh...
...it's got to be Bond at Christmas!! :)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:00, archived)
# Aaaw
I wanted a bondage Christmas! Hopefully I'll find something in my stockings:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# Seconded.
The cards will be inappropriate anyway, so might as well pick the Bond one and get both.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Christmas cards with the caveat that reposts are banned!

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# ^ This ^
original cards
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Yeah but CHristmas cards normally have glitter on them
think what that does to the b3ta mind!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# Vampires!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Racist
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# The lovely Debbie Mcgee
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# Paul Daniels must have a massive shlong
it's the only reason I can see for her being with the ugly little troll
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# I believe the well known question is
"What first attracted you to millionaire Paul Daniels?"
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# his massive cock
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Either that of the great dane did.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# LIES
it was an alsatian
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# ^ What she said
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# ^This.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I'd go for this if it would work in reality
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Actual no fooling bans for reposts!
Real draconian measures appropriate for these austere times. Rob can charge people on horseback after kettling the whole lot of us.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:36, archived)
# Highway Internet C*ntery
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Everyone loves a bit of internet cunt!
*breaks out the water cannons*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Can we try and get posting to the /board right first, before we try and talk about image challenges?

WHERE IS THE FUCKIN IMAGE!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# youporn.com:P
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# O_O

* I may be gone for a little while...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
# No use wanking over spilt milk.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# Oh great now you tell me
Well that's 4 minutes of my life I'll never get back
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# :)

BEER TIME!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# THIS!!!
Gingerfeuhrer's sidekick or not........it's a disgrace
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# I like Bond,
but he's just not cool in reality.

Tradish Card Challenge gets my vote
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# Xmas Bond FTW
and, I'll put my b3ta xmas card repost here....
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# traditional.....simply because it's a broader spectrum to play with
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Cards
I've actually been waiting for this compo so I have something to send to my friends/family. Otherwise they get the WHS combo pack. And nobody deserves that. Nobody.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# More cards . . . if you please . . . and thank you . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# James Bond in Star Wars-themed Xmas cards
Or just the cards one.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# meh to both, thought we'd done bond before :(
and cards will be 90% reposts

*abstains*

Will this be the usual two weeker as well? *sobs*

can't we have Kittens doing science instead, sounds more like the b3ta good old days to me.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Yeah but if we have that
I'm reposting like a motherfucker.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# See?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# this just underlines how brilliant a two weeks it would be
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# I fucking love this.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# This remains one of the lulliest posts ever seen on b3ta
This, and Egglecup Kitty.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# I think the b3ta card idea has a lot more mileage.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:09, archived)
# Cards please
:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# Happy candles sir!!
:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Hotty Candle Day !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# Cards but no reposts.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:11, archived)
# Cards
not Bond.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Dinosaur Christmas?!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Or 'Christmas cards with tits'
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# DINOSAURS WITH TI...
maybe not.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# Bond is boring...NEW CARDS...NEW CARDS...!!!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
# BOND!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# your name disqualifies you from the vote
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# *flounces*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Gives you a Million for the shot...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Tradishnul.
Wouldn't be Christmas without it.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# b3ta christmas cards please.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# bond please
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# HERE'S AN IDEA
CHANGE ONE LETTER IN A SONG OR MOVIE TITLE

Ozzy Osbourne - Shit in the Dark

and so forth
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:29, archived)
# Barf At The Moon.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Bard at the Moan
:D

oh shit..

:/
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# fuck!!............I just trod in somethin'
turn the light on :(
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# MINE EYES, THEY BLUD
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Ozzy Osbourne.... Mrs Crowley....
Mrs Crowley, she's changing the bed......
Mrs Crowley, yer that's what she said....
She said all the curtains were dirty....
And making marks on the wall...
Dusting the shelves causes static....
And then she's going to mop the floor....
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:24, archived)
# I'm voting bond, simply because even with the the best will in the world, at least 50% of the cards will be reposts
making it less of a 'challenge' and there's less likely to be Christmas themed Bond images in the archives to repost
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Fraser, quick suggestion
If we're a tad concerned by a deluge of reposts of a Christmas card challenge, why not make it an 'Inappropriate Christmas DECORATIONS' challenge instead... That might widen the spectrum a bit and cut down on reposts
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# This Hard
or Inappropriate Christmas Bond Decorations

Decorate your Favourite Christmas Bond with something wholly inappropriate
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# Nothing wrong with this idea
except for the fact that not many people really follow the brief anyway :)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# Another alternative: Run 'em both
they had simultaneous challenges in the past, so in the true spirit of Christmas, let's 'ave 'em both, especially if it'll run for 2 weeks :)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# ^THIS
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# This...... with the little pointy A thing that I don;t know how to do.....
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# FREEBASE CHRISTMAS!!!
*ducks*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# *throws herd of chickens*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# James Bond Christmas
Please.

I promise to explode out of semi-retirement as a result.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:44, archived)
# traditional please
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:48, archived)
# James B&
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# On one hand I can't fathom how Bond would fit into christmas.
That was until I saw the christmas turkeyfied Goldfinger. So I'll vote for that one, but won't mind if the other wins.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:10, archived)
# I'd like nice heartwarming pichers cos it is Christmas an that
Perhaps a kitten on a sledge or a bee with a Santa hat or Hitler jumping out of a present or Bruce Willis dressed as an elf or Michael Winner in the oven or Take That as pigs in blankets or Salman Rushdie's Christmas House Arrest or a gnu with tinsel or a camouflaged Robin on a trike or Batman singing carols outside Mr T's house or a chimp building a snowman or six axolotls on a Christmas tree or Billy Mitchell doing his own version of A Christmas Carol or the Ted Bovis Christmas Munge Machine or Lionel Blair roasting chestnuts or Jesus going "Where're my presents, you cunts? Cos last year's "Let's get him a cross hahaha" joke was oh so fucking funny" or maybe just Jesus going "Is it for birthday and Christmas?" Wankers!" or some Christmas Rich Tea designs or a dog with a Rudolf nose or some Christians or The Christians or Michael Barrymore on a Christmas Spike or that Christmas cheese you know the one that's supposed to be festive with bits of stuff in but actually just tastes like soap

Something like that
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# For FUCK's sake,
Cards.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:47, archived)
# If they are the choices we have.....and the only choices we have....
And it's going to run for 2 weeks.....
Just run both at the same time.....
And absolutely no reposts....!!!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Bond challenge, please :D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# COLOUR IN THE LIZARD
It's a lizard, and we want you to colour it in!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Only £2.99 if you collect the tokens in the Mail.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# Brilliant ;)
Ben Brown was an utter disgrace in that interview.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
#
What did he do?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# He pulled him out of his wheelchair
Twice!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
#
Pulled WHO out of his wheelchair? *shocked*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# Never mind - found it.
Idiot interviewer, bastard Met and a brilliant interview by Jody McIntyre.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXNJ3MZ-AUo
I can't believe Ben Brown asked the man with severe cerebral palsy if he'd been throwing things at the police.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
# He asked him several times
I'm really pleased Jody stood his own
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# Help me out here please
I'm rissing like a rissole.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:15, archived)
# Good Penny got it above
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
#
I'm only Good Penny because Penny was taken. I'm not really good.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# Too Brown Man
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:04, archived)
# What an utter cockend
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# haha
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:52, archived)
# Perhaps he should just phone it in . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# pfft........................Vince Faux........didn't he used to be a good guy?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:18, archived)
[challenge entry] "wonder what this lever's for?"

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Nice 'boken back' animation...
WOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................................
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:47, archived)
# Quality as always!
But why the namechange? What did I miss?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# no reason ......just like the novelty of that one for now....:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# "ITTTT'SSSS WORRRKKIIINNGGG..."
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# Stunning...
...just stunning sir!

*click*

:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# merci mon ami :D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# Santa's gonna jet drag to all rooftops this year !
THRUST ON SANTA !
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# Santa Pod is usually a drag at Christmas......:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Don't tell me that he's hit the skids . . .
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# hahaha
over-curious cunt!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:53, archived)
# zero to 360mph before he could say" jingle bells" :)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# I thought you hated star wars?
:P

SUPREME SANTA SURPRISE
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:17, archived)
# couldn't resist the spanginess of this one
won't do any more...promise:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# You do whatever you like..ya saucy bastard
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha. Excellent, as ever.
And he'll be back in time for Xmas!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Santa sadly died that year.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# no reason
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
# Poor Myspace Tom.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# even tom avoids myspace now
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Huh?
What's Myspace?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# the old facebook
and facebook was the old twitter
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# About four fingers according to your doctor.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:03, archived)
# Jacki Gnop rike dis!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Poisson of the Year
amirite?

:D

no

:/

has a polysics

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec0lv0q88gg
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:41, archived)
# Not bad
bit Tesco Value Devo though...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:54, archived)
# yes, they have more filler than killer
but the odd goode track

married to a frenchman
kaja kaja goo

and

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-Dg3QMfWgQ
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Ah,
That's more like it
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
# always makes me smile!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# hahaha!
my monitor is now coffee coated!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:42, archived)
# Faceplant
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:43, archived)
# Great picture
but there's something I really don't like about that bloke - can't quite put my finger on it.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# He created (or helped create) Facebook
Reason enough to not like him.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Eye see what you did there...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:45, archived)
# Isiah Zoidberg
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# rocky dennis is TIME's person of the year?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:50, archived)
# Q&D from the student demonstrations
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Wheeee
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# it's a Sting
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# Huge tiddliwinks ftw!
woo
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# I can't see what you've shopped?
EDIT: D'oh!

Seen his daughter? She's a tosser as well.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# is she called Prick?
or Itch?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:51, archived)
# haha
nice.

I like Sting.

:Edit: 'Something about not standing too close...'
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# DIE! HERETIC!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
# Though I have an abnormal amount of hatred for Bono
so it all evens out
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:38, archived)
# some-thing has to change, undeniable dilemma
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:32, archived)
# Put on the red light...Now turn on the water cannon.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:37, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Chaaaarge!!

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# arf
I love this
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# hahaha... great!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# He will need to be careful or he will pop that!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:33, archived)
# He is such a lecherous git.
Mrs V can't stand him - neither can I. He's such a faux-sincere "liberal" tosspot.

I liked Brit Ekland saying of him "Lembit would make a very good wife for someone".
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahahaha.
Have me Sunday morning version.

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:31, archived)
# hahaha!
pigs might fly!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:35, archived)
# I think you'll find he'll do the jokes.
Obnoxious git that he is.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# Sad thing is, I'm not even sorry!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Dont blame you, it's great.
*buys out of date bag of wotsits*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Chutzpah!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# This is spartoe.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:20, archived)
# Just think about what you have done for a second!
Hahahaha :D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# I know, I know...
:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
# I hope the wife gets me one for xmas
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:27, archived)
# Why don't you give the wife one for Christmas?
;)

Fffnnnrrrrrrr....
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:29, archived)
# I might get one for my birthday
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:30, archived)
# hahaha!
SPANG!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:28, archived)
# They're going to branch out into car wheel replacements soon
It'll be called Spar Tyres.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# OOOF!
:)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:50, archived)
# "bend over"
...take it like a man:D
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# He had his suspicions that she was cheating on him, poor old sod!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# hahahaha!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# technically, it's not cheating
as it hasn't happened yet.
tv time portal??
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:24, archived)
# But it will
It will
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:25, archived)
[challenge entry] reply from the plumber
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# Broken neck :(
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:07, archived)
# Sadly in reality the plumber would come out
charge a small fortune and vanish for an hour to "get a part"
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:10, archived)
[challenge entry] He's a right gossip him

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:49, archived)
# Haha! Needs more northerness.
oh right. As you were.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 17:09, archived)
# Rubber Planes.
No more crashes, they would just bounce around!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# pyooooooing!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:56, archived)
# That required a stretch of the imagination
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy
fun fun fun fun fun
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Outside the High Court...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:39, archived)
# * Squints
* Squits
* Squirts
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Which one is squinting,
Which one is squitting,
And Which one is squirting?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:53, archived)
# I don't know I can't see as the picture is so small
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:54, archived)
# Squits are what JJ draws
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:00, archived)
# I was Squinting to see the text on a picture...
and this caused me to Squit and then Squirt

* I hope this clears this up?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:22, archived)
# Could just watch something from Studio Ghibli
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:37, archived)
# Ceiling-burg is watching you wank
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# favourite film?
Mine is Laputa Castle In The Sky, great film. Probably followed by My Neighbour Totoro. Never been a massive fan of Spirited Away, but I like Howl's and Ponyo.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:46, archived)
# Castles in the sky or even Nausicaä
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:51, archived)
# Howl's is a bit disjointed and Ponyo seems liks a mish-mash of older stuff.
Spirited Away had the most Western-style arcing story line and solid ending, which probably contributed to its popularity.
But Laputa is great. Porco Rosso is brilliant for its multiple-levels; the ambiguous ending needs a repeat viewing though. Mononoke is an awesome mood piece too.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:16, archived)
# One for the aging geeks
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# YAY!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# wasn't most of the early 3d stuff for that
done on Amiga's? In lightwave? Am I a nerd?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:47, archived)
# Yes, Yes and Yes!
A chap in my village did some of the original animations and he showed me his studio several years ago, I came buckets...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:55, archived)
# I remember him!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:07, archived)
# Gamesmaster?
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# forever in our hearts
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:21, archived)
# Aging?
*cries*
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:36, archived)
# Do you need help getting across the road?
I'm RIS on this as I never watched Babylon 5
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:38, archived)
# ^
poor man's DS9
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:05, archived)
# ^
poorthinking
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:12, archived)
# I didn't like DS9, startrek stopped at TNG imho
I tried to watch 1 episode of Babylon 5 but it was just amateurish and I turned it off
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:15, archived)
# Now now
Babylon 5 had a nicely planned plotline from the beginning, but only really worked until the commander was discovered to be dull, season 2 basically. Deep Space Nine on the other hand only kicked in by the third season and was pretty good from then on. It was nice to see such archs in any science fiction programmes at that time.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:19, archived)
# Is that from that there Star wars?
I found out the other day that THIS is his wife...
(NSFW due to HUGE gore scene)

One of my fave films and I didn't know.
Apparently he suppressed it on TV for ages

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:42, archived)
# Woo!
I guess I'm a recent convert.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
#

(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:40, archived)
# ha ha
BTW Good to see the double posting thing is happening to other people ;)
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# Hate it when that happens.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:44, archived)
# The boards have been really clunky of late...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# It's been noted
I think Rob and Co are on the case.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# It's horrible of you to laugh at the misfortune of others.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# It's horrible of you to laugh at the misfortune of others.
 
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# It's horrible of you to laugh at the misfortune of others.
   
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahaha
So true.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# It's taken me 4 refreshes to see the sign on the shelf.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# Some say...
that he's mass produced in Korean sweat shops, and that ten children die for every doll produced...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Ha ha ha - You loon
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:50, archived)
# Some say
if you take his helmet off, there is another helmet underneath...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# ROFL
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:19, archived)
# I would actually buy this.
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Haha
made me smile
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:31, archived)
# ha ha
nice one!
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# Would be christmas gift of the year among the friends
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 15:34, archived)
# Doesn't this already exist?
Or was that a wonderful dream...
(, Wed 15 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)

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