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[challenge entry] Couldn't get the vomit in the beard to look quite right, so had to give up on that bit
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Father Pissmas
(JoePesky, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# He'snow angel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:34, archived)
# At least it's chilled.....!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:53, archived)
# If I sent cards
This would be the one I chose!

Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:40, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:21, archived)
# sig
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:22, archived)
# heil
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:22, archived)
# bit late but
well done on the dog suit Dixon :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# 14 months late! ;)
Thanks - was a blast
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:26, archived)
# fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
# please :D
(herman:D, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Nice Xmas droopers ;)
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:40, archived)
# Isn't that an old snapshot of Princess Fuctoria ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:29, archived)
# In all of her royal fuckitude.
Meanwhile back at the castle...

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# Putting crime tape to shame since . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:31, archived)
# Woo proper shorty FUCK Mini
No German crap
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
# Hello
FUCK?
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:54, archived)
# Oh FAT CAT
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# Take a tip from FAT CAT . . . FAT CAT sinks ships !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:01, archived)
# I can't control him. Cat nip and he's gone.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Kapow?? "Mieoow" surely
Woo btw

Also while i'm here:
(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Batten down the hatches !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:36, archived)
# "Terribly.....
...


...


...sorry."

(big paws)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:03, archived)
# Fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# woo hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:24, archived)
# Fucking Fat Cat :D
(herman:D, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
cant for the life of me remember what that is from?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:30, archived)
# hahahaha
Surely the Goodies
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:32, archived)
# Aye, and there are Christmas repeats imminent on BBC2.
Check local listings for details..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:26, archived)
# Top work on them crazy peepers!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:49, archived)
[challenge entry] have a graph.
(Testicles just for you, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
# at -6 apparently grit freezes and it becomes totally useless
so I'd plump for the gold ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# True grit freezes when it gets old . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# I have a mouthful of both !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:58, archived)
# 22 carat grit
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:00, archived)
# Makes me feel like Bugs Bunny !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:02, archived)
# Fake grit or True Grit?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:05, archived)
# I should have bought my gold in June then...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] cant afford chrissy this year, have last years
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# A butt plug made from butter
It lubes and pleasures all in one
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Bum butter !
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:19, archived)
# At least it's spreadable !
or is that smearable . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:19, archived)
# On a dairy related topic, my milk was so cold this morning it tried to escape!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:25, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid.

i'd love to see some tits on my gold top in the morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Ooooer!
I say morning, it was actually early afternoon when I surfaced, hence the state of the milk.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:33, archived)
# Popsicle!!!


(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:28, archived)
# Top Of The Popsicle.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:34, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
# iScream
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:31, archived)
# It's the scream of freedom!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Morning glory?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:35, archived)
# Which is very impressive in this weather.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
# at least
that will stop the tits from eating it
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:41, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:48, archived)
# :D
And on a completely unrelated topic:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDKQliH1awY
RIP O'Hanra-Hanrahan you legend
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:49, archived)
# Hahaha:DD
(herman:D, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:14, archived)
# Hahahaha..... dairy me...!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:59, archived)
# BITE MY SHINY METAL GLASS
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# ^ haha this
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 23 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# I see he has a shiny tinfoil hat
to prevent the mind control rays from space :-)

woo sir and congrats on the FP
(I helped save b3ta! Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Wed 22 Dec 2010, 14:45, archived)
# I like this.
I like this alot.
(I helped save b3ta! mr schteven In a staring competition with a squid on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 21:11, archived)
# Milk still comes in glass bottles?
I'm stunned.
(Dr GUID, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Proper milk
from the milkman does. Rather than the bland stuff you get from supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Thu 23 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# FUCK THE GRASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# The stuff of nightmares
with a pinch of ohforfucksakepleasemakeitstop!
Woo sir, woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# That's gonna leave a stain !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# Mowing it doggy style!
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# Itchy Balls!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# horny
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Dragging their arse... worms
Dragging their bell end... erm. Poor doggie?
(I helped save b3ta! Halk, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# Earthworms??


(M5tand0t big milestone spare account gubbins, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# BUMP AND GRIND LESSON TWO: THE GRIND.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahhahahhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# GRASSFUCKA!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:25, archived)
# ^This
:DD
(herman:D, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# I got a graphics tablet for xmas :D
xmas pressie, so happy. It's a Wacom Bamboo One, if anyone cares. Here's a cruedly drawn cock, as is the tradition:
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# all present (arf!) and correct
you do know it's not Christmas yet, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
# Yeah...
I got it early :P I couldn't wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# I see that you're getting the hang of it !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
#
It's going to be fun trying to do some proper art with it
(I helped save b3ta! Ellie Bytes is back... again, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
# Wooooooooo, time to celebrate!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
# He's got doggy worms!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# joe will join him
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:26, archived)
# hazzar
magenta = check
3 pubes per ball = check

WOO!

i used to have an A4 tablet at my last place of work, i wish i'd taken it when they went into administration.

i have one of the old graphire ones, but they are PC only, no mac. still i made some noises about the bamboo in the lead up the christmas time, so who knows.

well done for a splendid cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:40, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here.
I have Bamboo too that I use with the laptop when I'm travelling. They're great.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear Google, I asked for Christmas winter scenes. What's with the dead rabbit?


Click for bigger (149 kb)
Unfortunately, it lead to this... (**WARNING** This is terrible!)


Click for bigger (146 kb)

(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# That wabbit is full of coloured eggs !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# I think this should get frontpaged !!! vvv
www.b3ta.com/board/10288927
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:17, archived)
# That is funny
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Just thought Xmas needed a bit more accordion......
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# *Gives Chumpers all his loose change
Yay :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:56, archived)
# *spends most of it on wine and loose women
and wastes the rest.
Edit: Gotta go now sadly.....have a nice evening everybody!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:58, archived)
# Accordions cheer everything up . . . up and away !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Accordion to who...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# Accordion To Me !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS-J2QpBFGg
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# Watch's accordionly.....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:21, archived)
# Accordion to some...... everyday needs more accordion...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:02, archived)
# Accorion To Us !
www.youtube.com/watch?v=igb8cLLEZ3Q
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:10, archived)
# Jazzed out tripping ...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:22, archived)
# HOT XXX ACCORDION ACTION
woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# haha, quality
*click*
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:09, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Yes :D
Old skoolb3ta yay:D
(herman:D, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:33, archived)
[challenge entry] One way or the other, people have strong opinions either way....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# Sprouts!
Noooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# Agreed...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# ....You see you made the wrong noise there
I'm pretty sure you meant Sprouts: Yeeeeeesssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# Noooooo....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# *echoes*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# *sigh*
You are clearly confused. Have you by chance had a recent bump on the head?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# I can't remember since the accident....!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Sprouts: Yeeeeeeessssssssssss!
I'm with you on that one.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
# Thank you!
I was starting to think I was a lone voice
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
#
It's the only vegetable that seems to be seasonal anymore; I love it even more because of this.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# I love sprouts
smeared with apple sauce, even more.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# Sprouts: Yesssssssssss!
brussel tops: Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Sprouts : Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss!!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod Perpetually following through, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# I also vote sprouts
although i can't seem to cook them myself. Sort of greeny porridge ensues.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# I steam them . . . and then tend to over steam them . . . foul scents ensue .. .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# VOTE SPROUTS!
a definite YES!! for me
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 3:49, archived)
# sprouts are nicer than marmite

(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Your marmite seems to contain LSD......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# It's worth a try . . . after all . . . what could go rwong ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:38, archived)
# Tyrs....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:43, archived)
# MMmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
# mmmm sprouts
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# ... You may actually be onto something here!
Deep frying sprouts is ace, (especially with a bit of chilli) but I wonder if you gave ech one a dab of marmite before you batter (or roll in breadcrumbs!) then fry....?

I feel a culinary experiment coming on,
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Deep fry in batter with black pudding......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# I like sprouts
but not marmite?

Tried a twiglet for the first time in years the other day, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Twiglet...... might as well just eat a piece of dirty carpet...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# This reminds me.
I was given some lovely marmite chocolate tonight. Cheese burgers for me this year, they don't sell sprouts here damn it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
# They don't sell sprouts here? where are you?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Jakarta.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# Ah..... see what you mean.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:59, archived)
# Hopefully a cheese burger like this?
www.fadedtribune.com/2010/12/the-burger-is-sprout-of-order-at-burger-king/
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:05, archived)
# The limited edition burger contains a festive twist of Brussels sprouts . . .
I like festive twists !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# Are you trying to make me cry?
I love BK. I love sprouts. I can't get that burger in Indonesia. I WANT SOME SPROUTS. Thanks for the link though, my girlfriend will love that when I show it to her.
(I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# I might try one of those......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Merry Fuck to everyone! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:29, archived)
# HAHAHAH OH FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# Come and play with our train-set, Danny. Come and play with it. Forever, and ever..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# I'm considering it....
tell me more about this train set of yours
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Hahahaha FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Good fuck bad fuck!
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:45, archived)
# Here's Santa.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# hahahahahahahah
This BETTER get Frontpaged. WOoOOoOoOOOoo
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:47, archived)
# Thanks matey
I've given up on the front page to be honest, there are much, much better contributors on here.

It's awesome to get positive feedback from people like yourself whose work I admire.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:55, archived)
# absolutely top job
well shaved that man

(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:08, archived)
# Still one of the best lines ever!
Twice as sinister coming from Peter Pan.
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# The real reason Wendy was afraid...


Purple appendages always seem daunting at first... apparently.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:08, archived)
# that is fucking wicked
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:51, archived)
# Hahaha, yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:29, archived)
# Lovely!
Must've been a ton of work too - good job
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Quick ans Shit - Chav Aliens
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# The darker side of the lighter side . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# That's my house!
Oh, no. I'm just jealous
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:28, archived)
# needs double glazing
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Just call:
Glaze-u-like.

/was just on links blog.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Have you got a number?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# they use some kind of secreted resin...........
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:03, archived)
# They love the snow, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
# this is well YES
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# They mostly come out at christmas
mostly
(godimhungover, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# Take a trip to the Christmas wonderland....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:32, archived)
# Joke blatantly ripped off but it's EXCELLENT.

Will the original poster please stand up?
*edit* That picture on the calendar is my own, taken last Christmas day near where I live. Bootiful.
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# It is very nice.
The picture on the calendar in the image on this page: www.sidwellcycles.co.uk/service/ is me. I like that I am on the internet in that way.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Oh wheely ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# Ha
:)
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# Awesome,
You do Electra? I used to have two but sold them. Am saving for a Firebike....do you have any?

Edit: Oh, should have read the post first. Bugger. Ah well, off to eat mum cooked dinner.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:08, archived)
# I'm not getting what you mean.
The picture on the calendar is not the image on the page you linked to, is it?

DUH I just read your comment properly. I'm a spacker.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Pro Crastinator
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Stalin would make a good Santa....
if he got a red outfit,put on a big white beard,got a sackful of presents,sat himself on a sleigh,went ho ho ho and squeezed down chimneys don't you think? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# He would probably just put it off till next year . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# Ouch......bet she has to Lennon him some money to pay for them....!!.. you Marx my words...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:33, archived)
# This whole thing is giving me a bad case of the Trotskies !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Girl with a santa hat
For SundaeLunch until the real one is done...


Bindun?
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Hooray!
*Clicks furiously*
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# Compo it!
*click!*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Done! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Nice trade off . . . and earring for a hat with a tassel !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# Ta!
It was Ninj's post down below that gave me the idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Oww... nicely.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
# Nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# And here's her on boxing day :D!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:53, archived)
# Accompanied no doubt..
by a 'what?! I'm PLAYING'...
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:11, archived)
# !Ecilop eht Kcuf
Ecilop
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:46, archived)
# Sub Station Zero . . . no wonder it's gutted !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Ecilop ?
Do they follow criminals by air in an Ecilopter ?

/coat and fuck.
(joe is troubled Got all married and teh stuffs, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:23, archived)
# Ooh, that's just lully!
Gets a click from me. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# t-t---tt--t--ta !
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# I'd like to ask you a few questions sir
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# tell me of which ones are THEY?
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Don't let his sunny disposition fool you. He fights crime.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# the lobotomy of dock green
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# I do like these.
loads of atmosphere. Am I the only one that sees pictures like these and starts to imagine little stories behind them?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:55, archived)
# I can definitely feel their auras !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# chibba !
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# I am so good at reading mirror writing
that I was unaware that I was doing so for several minutes there and was just lost as to your title.

Moron that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
# poor thing
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# POLICE/GNITS!
(KeenBean objects to this comma, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# who are you lot again?
sweet :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Just noticed.
DOUGH!

Nice work
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:52, archived)
#
Nice. Rather big badgers though.
(xixax, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:52, archived)
# awww! it's someone's birthday today!!!
(I helped save b3ta! skullbuggery uh huh! kissed a cow!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Ace's again..... very atmospheric.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:37, archived)
# suoer cheers :)
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
# Totally boss.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:39, archived)
# cha !
(duts Optimus whut?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:51, archived)
[challenge entry] Sings: 'tis the season to be jolly...


oh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:33, archived)
#
Jesus' cock flew off to attack santa?! No wonder she has her head in her hands!!!

In other news, nearly did you a pic today, did something else instead. It shares a hat I think!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:35, archived)
# Why nearly?
Do it NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:37, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
I'm visiting my mum, so natch have been busy fixing plugs, leaks, IT issues...you know, all the fun stuff you do at Christmas! :P

In the meantime.... look up.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# there seems to be a curly hair missing
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# Dammit!
I knew i forgot something amid all the cheer!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:40, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:49, archived)
# Thank goodness that jolly Saint Nick and his rig are impervious to surface to air missiles . . .
he's got mistletoe stealth !

Fa La La La La . . . La Ha Ha Ha ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
# He is dropping
chaff as we speak. At least, i hope that is chaff...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# Right . . . could be reindeer chaff droppings . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:48, archived)
# "Hard left Santa"
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
#
I share your jolliness with you. x
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Oh god.....!! well this has really cheered me up....!!!
Excellent....If I could click more than once I would.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Well that's a fucking cheery scene!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# I did
use Comic Sans... must count for something.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:13, archived)
# I'm only joking poppet
Merry Fucking Christmas...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:15, archived)
# :D
and ten points for calling me 'poppet'.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:16, archived)
# Sorry don't offence...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:18, archived)
# None taken,
Made me feel young again!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:19, archived)
# I bet you're not that old!
In fact I'll have a wager on it!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:20, archived)
# 93 next
migglemass, or something.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# Switch those numbers around minus a few I reckon...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# Pinches Sundae's cheek
EDIT: FACE cheek you obvious people!
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:30, archived)
# I've heard
she's got a nice bottom...
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Boogie Time !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# I for one welcome our Boogie overlord
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Santa's got dance fever !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# Chrimbonuts roasting on an open fire!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:19, archived)
# Santa's hot to trot !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# He's cooking on gas!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# And it's all natural too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# Walking in a boogie wonderland.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:22, archived)
# In the meadow we can smoke a snow bong . . .
♪ ♫ ♪
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# WHY ISN'T HE ON FUCKING FIRE??!!!!
Also: Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:26, archived)
# Santa is flame retardant !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:28, archived)
# how dare you call him a flaming retard...
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:29, archived)
# I can only take the word of Santa's elves . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:30, archived)
# Selves?
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# Hahaha.... boogies down.......
DON'T FART ON THE WAY BACK UP....!!!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:48, archived)
# Propulsion is Santa's middle intestine !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
# Intestin testin testin..... T minus 10 to lift off.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
*Kerlick*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# Very Monty Python
Now for the giant foot.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# :D :D
hahaa
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:38, archived)
# Happy Chestmess to you too
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# Fabricated half inch pipe?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
# hahaha
Feels like that in my sinuses right now

Bumholes
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:58, archived)
# Tinkle balls tinkle balls tinkle all the way !
♫ ♪ ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
# Hahaha
Oh very much yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:16, archived)
# Oh deep joy!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:20, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:23, archived)
# Yes!
The board is full of hummus today - great way to start my Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:31, archived)
# oh
yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! HumanDescent Curry curry curry, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:32, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Playing the internal organ.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
# Woo!
And indeed yay and houpla
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:10, archived)
# Hahaha.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:54, archived)
# haha top stuff!
*clickies*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
# Hehe
I like it :)
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:41, archived)
# Yeeeeahhhhhhhh!!
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:16, archived)
# He seems to have seen them ...
coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Looks like this man...
played his last hole...
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:43, archived)
# YEAH!
(littlelise - domestically challenged, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
why didnt you write your title of the picture? :D
I got a couple more laughs when i read picture's title
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:40, archived)
# I liked the subtlety
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# But thats a pun the world needs to see!
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:05, archived)
[challenge entry] Christmas. It's Mordor on the ol' back...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Ho Ho Ho
kerlick
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# There seems to be a very deep confusion in his eyes.
Why would that be? Does he even know what Christmas is?
(kurm1s didn't exist until, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:05, archived)
# He's just searching your VERY SOUL
to find out whether or not you've been good this year.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# i get annoyed by cocks like these.
as they seem to think it it fine to drive in what is essentially a mobile burka.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:05, archived)
# "mobile burka"
Aren't burkas mobile anyway?
(Chewy , masticating since 1978., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 20:04, archived)
# you shall not pass the sprouts!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:08, archived)
# Eeep!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:10, archived)
# you has teh intornet skilz
*clickety click*

(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# Arf arf.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# He'd make an excellent Santa Claus
if he weren't so skinny.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 20 Dec 2010, 18:34, archived)
# This is bloody brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 21:18, archived)
# All the awesomes!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 20 Dec 2010, 22:40, archived)
# thou shall not
christmas past!
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 0:06, archived)

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