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[challenge entry] action santa needs no chimney
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# Christmas is like that at my house every year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# hahaha
Super!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Santa Jaws!
WYH!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# hahahaha
I always love that scene because the baddies manage to keep up with a Lotus, driving a Ford Cortina
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:23, archived)
# the Mark 1 (or maybe 2) Cortina was fast as fuck
it had a Lotus engine I think

edit: aye - both models had a Lotus engine option: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ford_Cortina
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# Cor...Tina is well fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:43, archived)
# hehe
but the lotus must have had about a ton of extra weight, what with all the oxygen tanks and missiles etc.
Plus I bet it's about as aerodynamic as a 2CV.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:34, archived)
# He's lost weight.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 17:13, archived)
# Image challenge idea: Literal images.

Click to vote
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
# feather cocktails?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# feather glass?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Sparrow's nightcaps?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# Cocktickle
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:07, archived)
# That sounds like something which droops down and gets longer
as it drips?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Oi!
I messaged you on FB about your request
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Down in one?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# A dry, dusty drink?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
#
A glass of Bourbon
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:18, archived)
# Double biscuits!
And your Fallen pic is awesome as usual :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# cocktail
yes indeedy.

*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! oldpoint is up in space doing important work for NASA., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:19, archived)
# Oh foxsocks! I should have gotten that...

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:30, archived)
# Barley
just add Strathspey water, distill and leave for 12 years.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Should've gone to
SpecSavers
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:02, archived)
# I've got me specs on
but they don't give me extra time to scroll slower. Do they have specs for that?
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:42, archived)
# I don't like that glass...
...no...no...no...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:48, archived)
# Erm, I know it's not Sunday, but I just did a four day catch-up on opening my Thornton's chocolate advent calendar and found this little gem,


I thought maybe you guys would enjoy it as much as I did...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# The star of Bethlehem?
Or a spoked wheel?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Chocolate starfish.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# Oh right.
Cute. Like chocolate penguins and such. Cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# If you inverted the lighting
it would look inset.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:13, archived)
# That's what they all say.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:44, archived)
# Or...
the chocolate ringpiece of Jesus!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# i must have skipped that part of the bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# It was just before the felching of the five thousand
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# "Right lads, keep the audience warmed up, I'm off to cast out a few demons, if you know what I mean"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I'm just off to bake a few loaves and release a couple of fish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# And turn that wine into "water"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:38, archived)
# An asterisk?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# HAHAHA IT LOOKS LIKE A WHEEL
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# pffffffft :)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# a snow flake?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# It looks like
a cat has been sitting on it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# It's the Southern TV ident from the 1970s.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:42, archived)
# Gasp
it's the Seven Spokes of the Illuminati. (The one at the top is upside down and is the direction to their secret underground bunker in the Antarctic.)
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:10, archived)
# Facehugger?
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:22, archived)
# I can't believe I laughed at that.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:39, archived)
# Is it okay?


(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# fab :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Lenticular stickers or posters. Now.
Or I'll winge about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# hahahahaha
yeoman johnson always dies.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
# Top banana!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# I fear this is all leading up to a 70s german stylee porn version ;)
*crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# A red shirt but a command patch?!
Fantastic.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:48, archived)
# Raising an already high bar
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:09, archived)
# Why do I keep falling?!...Jeeeeze!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:49, archived)
# Nice.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:54, archived)
[challenge entry] May as well repost this.
(I helped save b3ta! Stu71 ....bad money dies, I love the scene, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:49, archived)
# may as well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# how has that deer survived so long having a target on it's side?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# I thought it was a tit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# I thought it was a butcher's diagram
showing the best cuts of meat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:00, archived)
# Dead !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# fresh reindeer meat
mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# FUCKING LOVELY MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Monkjack
Is even lovelier imh country gent opinion !!
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# do you mean muntjac?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# mindweewee
hows you? cleanly shaven now?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# yes. I gave the new look a few more days
then went mad with the itching and shaved it all off. How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:55, archived)
# left it for a few days after as i was meeting with frends for a pre christmas weekend.
then once they had all seen it shaved it off.

got progress pics of the shave off on my movember page.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# I got the flu during the last 2 weeks so didn't take any pics
it was quite the dashing furry horseshoe though!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
# Muntjac

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
#
Rudolph
Prancer
Dancer
Dasher
Vixen
Cupid
Blitzen
Comet
Donner

i would be fucked off if i got named Prancer , when you concider the other names are quite cool sounding .I can only hear Michael Elphick in Withnail saying "Prancing like a TIT !!"

(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Donner kebab
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Comet electricals
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Rudolph Nureyev
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:59, archived)
# Strictly Come Dancer
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:05, archived)
# Dasher lime in that please
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Hack n' sleigh
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# have a horrible gif

there's a video to go with it as well
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# OM NOM NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM!
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# you've runined christmas
YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:23, archived)
# I'm pretty certain that when that strolling blackhole wanders into our solar system
and the earth is sucked into it, the final seconds before we stretch into the singularity, will look a lot like one of your videos :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:29, archived)
# You are the stuff nightmares and clicks are made of
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
# my bowels do this after a vindaloo and 3 bottles of merlot
excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# The only way to stop it screaming is to flush it
even then you swear you can still hear a muffled howling from under the drain cover in the street outside.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
# the muffled howling is what keeps me awake at night
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
#
awake hard
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# ROCK FUCKING HARD
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# woah
This and half a bottle of Asda Mentholated Brochial Balsam makes me feel funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Shinigawa The milky bars are on me, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# waaah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:45, archived)
# WHAT THE FUDDERING SHUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*serious gasp*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# FTHAGN!
CHTHULHU FTHAGN! IA!!
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# Have a click.
Splendid video too!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# I had this trip once.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
# Man, if Guillermo del Toro ever gets to make 'At the Mountains of Madness'
he should get you in to do the nameless ebon dread. Clicked on the Youtube vid as well, as it's grand.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 23:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :

It's Chris Moyles, by the way. Not sure if that's entirely obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# That's his weight, not mass.
And despite it being Chris Moyles, I like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# That was my first thought
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# But weight is caused by mass..
..so no pedantry to be had here.
(Eli-T, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# Ah, but that would imply that his mass is exceptionally small,
Assuming that's being reported in Newtons.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
# no it's his mass
the balance does the conversion for you

the weight would be measured in Newtons (which it isn't here)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# So it is a cunt on some scales
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Quick, knock out a "comedy" song about it
set to a modern day hit parade tune but with the words changed.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# but you have to have a team of sycophants to tell you it is the most amazing song in the world ever
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# I accidentally put Radio 1 on yesterday in the evening
It was OK for about 6 seconds and then they played a clip of 'Comedy' Dave singing a Christmas carol. That'll teach me to look at what I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# He's going to be on Dancing on Ice
I hope the Katona gubs the comedy lycra pants off him.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:51, archived)
# Welcome to B3ta
You seem nice although Chris Moyles is a talentless cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Thanks
Yeah, I'm not a fan of Moyles, he's just a means to a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# oh he's more than that. Much, much more.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:37, archived)
# What, a big fat tranny?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# this is more likely than it seems
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# who shaved DLT?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# Hello, good evening and welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The fast & the fruity...

Edit: CHEERS & MERRY CHRISTMAS GUYS & GALS
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# Floor it!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# hahaha, brilliant! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# gone in 60 scones
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# hahahaha - giggles :)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:00, archived)
# Caking
Without Owners Consent is very serious!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# He owns it
He's got the drivers recipe to prove it :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:05, archived)
# haha!
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:11, archived)
# Jamaica?
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# I don't know
Alaska
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:24, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha!
ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:09, archived)
# Arf!
Proper brilliant. *click*
(I helped save b3ta! Fathter Puddytat Kill Kill dat widdle boid is mine on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Yay! A new one! :D
Merry Xmas, and thanks for keeping me entertained and waiting all year!
(Vega31, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 14:23, archived)
# Top 100 UK Singles......
I've just checked the top 100 UK Singles chart and they have finally asterixed out the Kunt and the Gang song title, band name and also the word Minge from the label name!
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:40, archived)
# well done you've read the front page...
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# WELL BUGGER ME BLIND! I'M GOING TO PHONE MY GRANDMA AND TELL HER RIGHT NOW
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Oh. My. GAWD!
OH MY GAWD!

Seriously - this is the best news I've had all day. Despite that I might not see my family this Christmas, despite my toothache resulting in my needing dental treatment on Christmas fucking Eve, despite Mrs Vagabond having the lurgi, this has just MADE MY FUCKING day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# man up and smack out your tooth with a hammer.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# I did.
I think that's why it hurts.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# well now that the tooth is out, smash it to dust with your hammer.
teach that little cunt a lesson.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# *starts to cry*
You biting wit and sarcasm truly has cut me to the bone. I sit here a broken man.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# he has blasted you
with his pomposity pistol
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# Seriously
You're old enough here to know that doing such would result in a 'bus.

So man up and take it on the fucking chin, you big wuss.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# sounds like a reply for a convict
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# Leave my country alone.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Hey, I don't mind a bit of shit.......
But at least make it funny.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# That's how I feel
about posts on /board
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 19:04, archived)
# Happy Xmas
From B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# well you're just the luckiest cunt on this snow filled world.
no wonder it's always raining etc, etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:35, archived)
# Your mother's the luckiest ... cu ...
No wait ...

Ew.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# hope you get to the family
and have some industrial strength pain killers.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# where the fuck is the picture to go with this news
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:46, archived)
# I AM BRIAN BLESSED AND I CAN SHOUT SO LOUDLY THAT YOUR BALLS WILL SHATTER


Click for bigger (74 kb)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:48, archived)
# *Sound of shattering balls*
Ow!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:50, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# lully picture
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# THANK YOU
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:58, archived)
# good drawing!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:17, archived)
# THANK YOU WASP BOX
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:49, archived)
# Your post is like mangos
Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:51, archived)
# I object, mangos are awesome.
Especially on a girl.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)
# look on the bright side fella
you're gonna get more replies than anyone else here today :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:52, archived)
# every body spam below this post.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# below this post?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# nope, the fence post.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# together we can prove him wrong
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:54, archived)
# It won't take many replies, only one from each of you.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:55, archived)
# ^what he says
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:56, archived)
# Just posted below to give it more posts than this one as suggested
hang on.....
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# I agree.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:20, archived)
# I feel that I should increase the reply count.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# with hammers?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# * reappears *
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:17, archived)
# hello heathrow, got room for one more?
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Nice windscreen
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# It's plane to see
you put some effort in there
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# Tally ho Biggles.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Duh!
The starboard light should be GREEN!

FAIL.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
#
lol pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Traducer, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# Chocs away!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Spatulas have an important place
in the history of flight!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# Spatulas
KILLED MY FATHER!!!
(7 hours left to save Earth, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:23, archived)
# I approve of this post as it's not the one above without an image
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# super!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 15:18, archived)
# Without even a hint of irony!!!!!!! Ho ho ho


Click for bigger (345 kb)
(Rata-tat-atouille, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:30, archived)
# This isn't...
...such a far-fetched idea.
(SpangleDangle >->)))'>, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
[challenge entry] hello
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Favourite ever IT crowd episode
Matt Berry's Reynholm has to be up there with Partridge in terms of comedy creations.. 'I don't care!'

*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:37, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# Fuck
Gonna have to watch it on 4OD now. I'm supposed to be signing on in 40 minutes.. *ponders staying in bed and watching the darts with a can of kestrel and a pizza*
(I helped save b3ta! DeadEyeDick, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# I missed just about everything after the first series
but Gay: A Gay Musical truly is silliness of the highest order.
Anyway, what happened to Moss's fingers?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# I love her...
lully
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:45, archived)
# Sudden thaw floods London


Surprised this hasn't made the news

Image shack is being odd, cant embedded the image and the B3ta uploader hasn't worked in ages.
I think i.t blocking stuff again.
Won't delete the post, sorry for the fuck-up

Changed hosts, fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:08, archived)
# Sudden redex what the who now?
EDIT: I see what you did there.

You may have sex with my sister (assuming you can wrestle her to the ground and subdue her, but that's your lookout, sunshine - I just take the money.)
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:12, archived)
# I think the flood's washed your picture away.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# it's a shame
because it is good
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# That's good,
but your uplaod codez are shit.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:19, archived)
# London water is actually perfectly clear
My codes where fine, the internet was broke.

----------------------------------------
This reply was meant for one below VVVV

It's all the kidneys it passes through.

Spend more time uploading the fucker then shopping it....



(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:29, archived)
# ^ always do :(
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:40, archived)
# It's teh Christmas redex~!

Edit: Haha, where have you seen water that clear? It is London, not the Maldives.
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:22, archived)
# Use this <img src="http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/6109/londonstreetflood2.jpg">
I'll take it down if you use it
Edit: Oh you have sorted it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Don't know why your code worked and mine didn't
I used the same code as you. Direct link put into the "
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:27, archived)
# Nice pic, so I won't give you my usual 'where's my picture' picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Awwww, poor Walrus
My surprised Walrus probably has a better time, apart from the warping to different places, times, dimensions all the time
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)
# I'm not going to ask how you surprise your walrus...
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:23, archived)
# Haha...
Poor walrus.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:01, archived)
# You're enjoying your new toy aren't you?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# That's what I said to Walrus #2!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:05, archived)
# Ohhhhh yes!
Have another cocking about tablet pic...

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# What's the pressure sensitivity like on it?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
# It's fairly responsive.
It follows when the pen is a little above the pad, but on draws with a slight pressure, so no inadvertant lines drawn over things when changing tool.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# Phwooaar...I mean, awwww.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:13, archived)
# I thought walruses
loved it up 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:15, archived)
# No, they're German, are walri.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:21, archived)
# Walri.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)
# Was this you?
www.petitiononline.com/WALRI/petition.html
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# No
but I have signed it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Tis the season to be jolly, trolololololol...

(I helped save b3ta! Airman Gabber Living life like a 70's BBC presenter, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Hee hee hee

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:03, archived)
# Have an appropriately festive repost
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# look! It's a beak . . . with a beak! Such fun!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)
# SQUAWK!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)
# 'lo gov.
Can I buy the export version in the UK?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# He tries people caught by the Old Bill
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:38, archived)
# Oh I say!
Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:46, archived)
# hohoho!
Reminds me of this bird of pray

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# It's waiting for the Raptor
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 12:02, archived)
# Oof!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 13:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Feck the halls!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:19, archived)
# haha
took me a minute to see the background bits!

Ace!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:22, archived)
# hahahahah!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)
# My winner
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:28, archived)
# Oh my...
That's beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! presferatu, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I like this
Oh hold on, let me just click this button!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Hahahah, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:11, archived)
# Now that is a card we could all send
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Christmas B3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:24, archived)
# did I see this yesterday Wobbles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:35, archived)
# No... That was the spang version...

FreeBase Spang

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 22 Dec 2010, 6:20, archived)
# Winter Solstice and a Lunar Eclipse... The old ones are rising
But Jebus has other ideas...


A shout is heard from the heavens "NOT ON MY BIRTHDAY FUCKERS"
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 8:57, archived)
# Awesome
*Bloops*
(I helped save b3ta! Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:01, archived)
# MEGA JESUS vs CTHULHU!
That is a game I'd buy :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:20, archived)
# I'm going to email Epic and see if they want to make it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:30, archived)
# it certainly captures the Christmas spirit
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:45, archived)
# Has anyone done Julian Assange's face on him yet?
(I helped save b3ta! cupboardy, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 9:24, archived)
# I had no idea Jebus liked playing `Day of the tentacle`
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 10:00, archived)
# 20,000 Leagues Under the Red Sea
That's what you get for being a big nature-meddling showoff.
(glammerocity state of the art Luddite, Tue 21 Dec 2010, 11:53, archived)

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