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[challenge entry] I don't know
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# somebody is blowing a giant soapy bubble behind your penguin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Oooo Blackadder night on Dave
^ comment unrelated
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# i know!
they're definitely going to show bells, that's the best one, except the last one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# wibble

(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:17, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:20, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:55, archived)
# ONOES!
It's infectious!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:03, archived)
# wibble
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# Wobble
(User #86772, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 23:00, archived)
# Wibble Wobble
Jelly on a plate!
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 31 Dec 2010, 1:10, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# haha
wibble
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:47, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:46, archived)
# The hall of the mountain guin !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:21, archived)
# Did you work on the Dr Who effects?
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:16, archived)
# ning peeps
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:59, archived)
# I bought some of them
but they went missing....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# It's McCann you twat!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:12, archived)
# The i went missing . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:22, archived)
# is he going to wedge them right up luke's exhaust port?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:07, archived)
# If that's the case
may the force be with him !!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:14, archived)
# he's trying to stop him
by having an ackbar fitted
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Is this what is meant by the term . . . product replacement ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Sat 1 Jan 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Unidentified Flying Magnet
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:26, archived)
# im 'drawn' to this animation
'stick' at it valin,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# I'm glad that you find it attractive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:35, archived)
# these puns are having a very positive effect on me
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:42, archived)
# The pull is unavoidable >---<
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:47, archived)
# Sometimes these threads can be a bit polarizing
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:50, archived)
# Your sentiment adheres to previous protocol !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:54, archived)
# Urrrgh
your repartee is repulsive
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# Agreed . . . it is my field of expertise !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:06, archived)
# FLOATING METAL BOOB IS FLOATING
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:33, archived)
# The floating mental boob is positively elusive !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:36, archived)
# leave david icke alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Why not . . . everybody else isn't . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:48, archived)
# SHITTY FUCKING MAGNETS
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:38, archived)
# Magnets tend to do that . . . very polarizing !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# How very mysterious!
A few of you have asked me for a picture of the gorilla baby. I managed to grab one despite the hoards, glass, shit light etc this afternoon:



^CFB

Look at his lovely little face bless!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:43, archived)
# he has a FANTASTIC hairdo
like a little mad scientist
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# It amazes me that even the very young ones appear to have older wiser faces !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# Odd that isn't it!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:49, archived)
# Odd yet talented . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:53, archived)
# neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeps!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:58, archived)
# are you aroused by ape-nips, mr. ghost?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:00, archived)
# I once had a one night stand with a lass who had avout 1cm shaved big black hairs about her nipnips
Maybe I'm just reliving my yoof.

You have a good taste in music. WHat ya think of this?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0N7r7n28WI&feature=player_embedded

I think it's lyrically stunning and Madness on PCP:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:03, archived)
# sadly, i'm still devoid of youtube
and likely to remain so for some time :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:05, archived)
# arse.
I've been touting it over the net for a while. Fantastic band that is one of those ones you really have to listen hard to the lyrics.

May be able to listen to some of their stuff on www.missingandy.com.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:08, archived)
# no, just linking to their youtube page
i'm off to my mate's tomorrow, so if i can stay sober long enough(fat chance), i will check it out on his computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Dave is an outstanding song.
If you don't listen properly it's about a groupie that'll shag anyone for a drink. If you give it a chance it's about someone failed by the school system from learning disabilities and whores herself out on the chance of getting someone who will stay with her and supliment her benefits as that's all she thinks she can obtain in life.

Other fantastic songs include Made in England (that has to have an antiracist note attached as any song of that title has been corrupted) or Sing for the Deaf and Dress for the Blind.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:25, archived)
# i shall definitely give them a listen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:46, archived)
# YOu may be able to get MAde in England off THe Sky TV site as they were the runners up on their X Factor version
except for some reason they had this crazy notion that all the bands should be proper muscians and so should the judges.:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:53, archived)
# i will give it a try later
when my innards aren't screaming at me about the amount i've drunk this week
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:59, archived)
# Was that one of their B sides?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:06, archived)
# quite possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:09, archived)
# hurrah :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:01, archived)
# what a charming little fellow :)
incredible photo dude, so sharp !
(duts Optimus whut?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:02, archived)
# Fucking is hay!
Took my new EF70-200L II out for a spin this afternoon, on my 1Ds3

I have reached heaven!!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:27, archived)
# good
shot
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:49, archived)
#
(1.618..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:15, archived)
# Is that a Jihedge?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
#
no, just poor phototopiary
(1.618..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:25, archived)
# I'm not privet to that sort of information.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:27, archived)
# photoTOAPiary
surely?
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:30, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcI5rNR5TGM&feature=fvw
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:36, archived)
# Wow. I like that.
but it needs to be seen as well as heard...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:49, archived)
# i don't know who this is
but his head does a fine everest impression
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:40, archived)
# Old Train ads from Japan


so why do u guys like penguins ?
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:45, archived)
# The theme for the Image challenge is penguins
This is your image I trust as well? That you edited/made?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:50, archived)
# Yup
I got that spank from u guys yesterday, I think.

I edited/translated from Japanese to English
How's my English ?
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:52, archived)
# Your English is better than my Japanese, that's for sure.
Your identification of seabirds, however, needs work.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:54, archived)
# Has that last sentence been re-translated into English?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:57, archived)
#
Nope.
That's from Original if you meant "s u b w a y"
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:59, archived)
# Just making sure.
Your English is spiffing.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:00, archived)
#
thx for the kind word of the day 4me
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:04, archived)
# Tooth hurty!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# I see
That's why = challenge
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
# This week we like penguins. Next week it'll be something else.
Click on the 'c' icon next to a penguin post to understand why.
We like stuff you made yourself.
We also like funny.
We're a bit sniffy, on the whole, about people who only post spam.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:53, archived)
#
C=Challenge ?

Yeah, I'm looking at your pics and thought that, too.
It's original stuff.
hmm.
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:02, archived)
# I'd read earlier that you translate and insert the captions
This one sort of reminds me of Lost In Translation (with Bill Murray doing whisky ads in Japan) -- should I recognise the actor under the beard?
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:22, archived)
# yes
I saw that movie, too.
Currently i'm not feeling that depressed

might join that link/ in b3ta in the future for these kinda pics

ppl get depressed when they feel trapped or can't go forward.
That's what I read/heard
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:26, archived)
# This is not strickly true.
Every week we like penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# Good point, well made.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I like penguins because they shoot penguins :D
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:56, archived)
# ooh you fucking liar
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:58, archived)
# Penguins don't kill people, penguins do.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:11, archived)
# Pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:14, archived)
# Cliff Thorburn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vh2NOS9HH-w
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:03, archived)
# Are you japanese ?
xorsyst.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/weird-japanese-pictures-15.jpg
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:06, archived)
# oui
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Sadly, I just got redirected to this page
xorsyst.com/images/denied.png

But I suspect your original intent was funny and well thought through as usual so my pre-chuckle as I clicked the link ought to have been appropriate.
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# This one ?
xorsyst.com/japan/weird-japanese-pictures/
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:23, archived)
# non
I keep my weirdness within myself, and bit out from words or something.
Not like those
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:35, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsd00034FRE
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:12, archived)
# Can I post another one since I'm at it ?
Another translated pic
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:13, archived)
# Best to do it in the same thread.
It's part of the etiquette, every new thread you start pushes one off the front of the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:16, archived)
# yes
within a thread is a must
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:17, archived)
# Anther "Old" train ads from Japan
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:20, archived)
# Now this one I get
I mean he's a space alien, invading their space. The two guys are hesitating about kicking off, probably because they can see he has several more arms behind the newspaper.
(I helped save b3ta! RRNot is a miserable sinner, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:42, archived)
# Explanations wee : )
(sniffio I'm a newbie, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:50, archived)
# Because they're like sexy midget nuns of course.
Duuuh.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:31, archived)
# everyone loves The Log :-)
About time to pop the photoshop cherry !



changed to slightly smaller res. hope that's more eye appealing :)
(spiderboy, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:39, archived)
#
Perhaps the image is too big ? Will try to resize it to be more appealing..
(spiderboy, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
#
♪ lo-og, lo-og, it's better than bad it's good ♫
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# Woohoo!
I thought I'd be the only person to get it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:18, archived)
# Powdered Toast Man will take 4
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:46, archived)
# On an unrelated topic...
...SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:09, archived)
# I've recently
been rewatching The Tick. It's still great. Shame it got cancelled.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:45, archived)
# Amelie is a fantastic film.
What a fantastic film.
(User #86772, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:59, archived)
# Nice log :D
Wood
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:51, archived)
# Ha ha - Ace!
Someone gave me a log for a Secret Santa gift this year (hollowed out as a bird feeder) but I got a blank look when I said "It's big, it's heavy, it's wood"...
 
(I helped save b3ta! El Cid ...wing attack plan R..., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Third time lucky
(7 hours left to save Earth, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Haha, fishy Norman
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:07, archived)
# Oh yes, that's a
*clicker*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:17, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:24, archived)
# Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:41, archived)
# too much too young
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:45, archived)
# At least Cameron is wearing a Cap
: )
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# A man from Stoke once told me Jesus was a coon.


But I can't find any reference to it in the bible.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:21, archived)
# No Jesus was Batman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# :O
GRIFFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:26, archived)
# No, no, that was Bruce Wayne.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# This is a true story
I read it in the Qur’an.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:27, archived)
# more good shoppage
:)
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:31, archived)
# thank you kind sir :)
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:46, archived)
# No, kermit was jesus
PROOF
(sanguine badger spirits in the room tickle you like a sneaky prawn, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:52, archived)
# KRRM
Kermitus Rana Rex Muppetorum.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:57, archived)
# No he was in starwars:D
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:02, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:04, archived)
# this
= good shppage
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:30, archived)
# Racist!
(Quinni TK421 Isn't at his command post on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10295031
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:56, archived)
# He left a tail of whoa . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:37, archived)
# Hahaha
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:55, archived)
# now this is a religion I could get behind

top shop woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 22:12, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:14, archived)
# There is no defense !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# You know they make him wanna shout....
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:22, archived)
# Gaaaaah!
The punnage! The punnage!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:20, archived)
# Sorry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:23, archived)
# haha
bizzare
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:32, archived)
# you loon
hahahaha
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:52, archived)
# Hahaha

(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:59, archived)
# needs more
Fasands of em.
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:43, archived)
# being
john luluvitch
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 20:10, archived)
# ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!ZOG! ZOG! ZOG! ZOG!
How are you, you great fucking bear?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:20, archived)
# not really a spang fan but this is class
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:10, archived)
# Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel
I think Lulu is kinda sexy..

Superpunnyfragalisticexpib3tatrocious.
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 21:13, archived)
# Is it just me or..
ImageHost.org
(Bod- wot u upto m8, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:06, archived)
# To me, he looks like a Scooby-Doo villain.
He probably lives on an abandoned funfair at the weekends.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:19, archived)
# ...does everyone murder their tenants?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:25, archived)
# I Prefer Guiness
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:28, archived)
# aye
he's even showing off his murder gloves.
Although, as he hasn't been convicted of anything yet, it's a bit off that he's being plastered all over the news.
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:39, archived)
# piss in our time
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:55, archived)
# I like that.
It is good.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:58, archived)
# Yeah because a politician has never broken a pledge
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Name one.
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Damn straight
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# Pffft!
Seamless as fuck.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:12, archived)
# Hmm, posted in the wrong place...
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:13, archived)
#
(Badman Farquhar : Three and-a-half inches of floppy fun, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 19:29, archived)
# Name one who hasn't got it in the neck afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 17:03, archived)
# Is that Vimod on the extreme right?
(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:01, archived)
# No, no head wobbling
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:02, archived)
[challenge entry] Time for a pint of . . .

Almost an annagram?
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:58, archived)
# Woo
delicious!
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:08, archived)
# That looks quite spooky :S
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:14, archived)
# That works well :)
Pebble dash your toilet with a pint of drafty penguins
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:17, archived)
# Mmmmmm penguins
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:57, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
#
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
#
www.channel4.com/programmes/the-morgana-show
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# everytime I see her
I can't help thinking its Ellen MacArthur
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 18:44, archived)
# Ha ha, has she got a brother?
I'm sure I've seen him on here before
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:44, archived)
# what's she saying?
'fast and sour'?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:46, archived)
# This :D
www.b3ta.com/links/The_Morgana_Show_NSFW
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:47, archived)
# Sucked off that one
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:24, archived)
# Fuck that Cowell?
EDIT: Also and it's a pipeline thing at the moment but there might be a Nina the Snow Leopard 2011 calendar soonish, all going well.
Obviously all profits will be charitable.

EDIT EDIT: The semioffical line now is it's goig to be for 2012. Nina for Olympic dominance!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# ^ this.
never was a truer thing said, etc etc....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:54, archived)
# Fuck that cow?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:56, archived)
# I thought you'd never ask
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
# I sent you proper invites and
everything.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# We've been through this before
I'm not coming over until you get rid of that creepy flatmate. He keeps busting into the toilet and taking photos of me.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:08, archived)
# No need to worry,
the restraining order came into effect on Tuesday. He won't be bothering you again.

I've locked him in the cellar, just for good measure. Needed a fuck-load of gaffer tape, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:12, archived)
# At least take some of those framed toiled pictures off the wall as well
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# *sulks*
Oh, alright then.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# I'd also appreciate it if you'd stop facebook tagging me on random gay porn photos
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:28, archived)
# Am I allowed no fun anymore?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:32, archived)
# You can still smoke meth if you want
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# Lawd bless you, sir
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:37, archived)
# Does he sign you up
for marketing companies so you get sent all the latest sanitary towels, haemorroid creams, incontinence pads, feminine deoderisers and the like. Used to be a hobby the Mrs had - getting free samples of stuff like that sent to some of the lads from her university course.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# You first.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:01, archived)
# mmmmmm.....
sloppy bovine seconds....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:02, archived)
# The best of all bovine seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:04, archived)
# Oh yes...
Yes indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:06, archived)
# lol
Yeah sadly I don't need to read that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:14, archived)
# Pretty grim stuff, I know.
That pink paste gives me the right royal fear.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:16, archived)
# I always find it amusing that people are horrified at what people eat in, say, Asia
when they shovel that crap down their cake holes.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# Very true!
At least with, let's say, some Bangkok street food, one can identify the component elements of what you're about to eat.

And, on occasion, both after as well as before you've consumed it..... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:26, archived)
# When it's coming out of both ends.
God, I'm bored. I should go to bed. Fucking failing hard disk.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:56, archived)
# You can get pills for that
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:59, archived)
# Turn your 2.5 inch sata into a raging 5 inch RAID.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:01, archived)
# Pwwwooooaaaaaarrrr look at the SECTORS on THAT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 14:26, archived)
# I fist
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:20, archived)
# I want real veterinary
I want Mr. Farnham!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:22, archived)
# MMMMMMMMMMNGNGMNGGGMGGNG
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:24, archived)
# The Morganna show is as funny as cancer
I also regret tramadol nights is as funny as pushing splinted wood down your japs eye
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:33, archived)
# Surely
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMPM1q_Uyxc ?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:36, archived)
# It's a sauce companion
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
# hahahaha
I'm tempted to animate that one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:46, archived)
# I AM PUSSY MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:47, archived)
# I think the Bismarck is missing two bits of porthole glass.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:45, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's okay to eat fish 'Cause they don't have any feelings ....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:19, archived)
# *glees*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# I say old Chap ..
changed your username....how very confusing
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:31, archived)
# I was inspired by the great leader G Dubya
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# he was great...
Ah, the good old days...
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:36, archived)
# I miss the chimp
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:39, archived)
# me too

(cheebatv, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:50, archived)
# hahahaha
happy days
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:52, archived)
# and me
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# This one goes out to the one I fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:21, archived)
# Hey, I miss the Chimpster in command too. N
Nothing says "fun" like lots of depleted Uranium.
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 16:07, archived)
#
headstong haha
(Zoidaroid, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:59, archived)
# Nice one!

woo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10295031
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:38, archived)
# ha ha
wonderful!
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:42, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Fwoar!

(cheebatv, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:14, archived)
# Tried
but she's a frigid bird.

woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:15, archived)
# PWT!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:18, archived)
# yo babe, I got some fresh feesh back at the igloo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:24, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:28, archived)
# Look, these images are just...here

You can't expect me to explain them, as I hardly know what's happening myself
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# Floppy cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:36, archived)
# go and see your doctor
there's a cure for everything
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:39, archived)
# cure for death?
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:57, archived)
# believe in teh lord Jebus and there is no death
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:01, archived)
# I'm sure that death is a requirement to the afterlife.
the after the life bit being the key point.
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:07, archived)
# hmm
www.fightaging.org/archives/2003/09/closing-in-on-the-cure-for-death.php
or
www.msnbc.msn.com/id/20730647/ns/health-health_care/
what wont kill you only makes you live longer
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:03, archived)
# Except for malaria
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:06, archived)
# re-re-re-read it
if it doesn't kill you.
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:08, archived)
# Spinal injuries tend to weaken people
as does genital mutilation
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:09, archived)
# he's not quoted strength
He made a much better remark. If it doesn't kill you, it makes you live longer.
(waxdart hello., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:12, archived)
# People's expected lifespans are drastically reduced after the onset of quadraplegia.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:30, archived)
# fantastic movie that
I love teh mods
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)
# no idea
fill me in(not in THAT sense)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:38, archived)
# ^ What she said
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:41, archived)
#
(^ What She Said and probably what they are about to all say ¬, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:59, archived)
# Is this the new GAP logo.....
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:43, archived)
# Media Player of the Devil!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:26, archived)
# How are you JPG?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:34, archived)
# Mr Cre!
I'm very well, thank you.

And you - are you having a good festering season?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:53, archived)
# Good to hear

Can't complain really
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:58, archived)
[challenge entry] :)


Aw yeah.
(Bewareofthephil, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:14, archived)
# Woo!

In other news, my thoughts have been confirmed...

I have just been looking for am image of "The Fear" www.google.co.uk/images?q=the+fear and the results are as expected.

^ Lilly Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:18, archived)
# WRONG
You meant to link this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)
# I was just supprised by the amount on Lilly references when I was looking for
this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)
# Heh, I got it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR THE FEAR
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:27, archived)
# IT'S NOT FAIR AND IT'S REALLY NOT OKAY.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:40, archived)
# this is Lily Allen's dad singin'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-s752S7FPh4
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:50, archived)
# i like Lilly Allens bum :D
www.marieclaire.co.uk/imageBank/l/Lily-Allen-Gallery.jpg
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# Best/Worst Facebook status I saw this week:
Elton John 1 - 0 Lily Allen
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:58, archived)
# one
one what?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:00, archived)
# cock
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:16, archived)
# we can't swear Lilly hasn't got one
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:18, archived)
# no cock nice tits NSFW
www.promipranger.de/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lily-allen-nackt-oben-ohne-bunny.jpg
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# Fame is something that confuses her
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:26, archived)
# I'd like to think she doesn't
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:25, archived)
# I think it's babies
:s
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:31, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:20, archived)
# Does he have any ice?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:25, archived)
# Now, that's a full-service Penguin!
*highly approves*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 13:15, archived)
# I fear their lack of pockets may be their undoing..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:23, archived)
# yawwww!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:25, archived)
#



(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:36, archived)
# Gamut of Emotions
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:55, archived)
# I like the third one best
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:04, archived)
# "sold out mate ,sorry"
"FUCKSOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 10:48, archived)
[challenge entry] ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:20, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:44, archived)
# what a lovely stella smile
:D
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 30 Dec 2010, 11:47, archived)
# haha woo
very good
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 30 Dec 2010, 12:32, archived)

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