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# Wake up, Smell the MSG!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# pffffft, snails are fast!
They only go slow to lull us alll into a false sense of security, before dashing into our brains and thoroughly washing the thoughts out, reading them, putting them back in all-a-jumble, then telling all of our secrets to jews who use our knowledge to make adverts which cause us to drink Diet Coke, which contains poisons that make our minds even more washable and then the jews just have to click their circumcised non-holocausted fingers and they know what we're thinking and then it's all over, we then have to become masons.


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(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# It's all true, I read it on the internet!
just now^
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# he has the same tattoo as me!
does that make me a chemsnail?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:21, archived)
# That depends do you leave a slimy trail behind you... on second thoughts dont answer that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# i think discretion is definitely the better part of valour here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# ...
Yes. Yes it does
(Slartibartfast. Is currently ignoring: Slartibartfast, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:23, archived)
# well, that explains all the lettuce in my fridge
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Does the next door neighbour keep throwing you over the fence back into your garden?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# not since they fitted alleygates
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# You have a tattoo of a snail?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# don't be silly
the snail has the same tattoo as me!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# front or back bum?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:43, archived)
# back, of course
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Give Way on the front then?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:49, archived)
# nothing on the front
i really don't want my fronty bits tattooed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:51, archived)
# I'm just being cheeky
I will cease chatting about your vagina now.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# just as well
having to swallow your vomit back down is unpleasant
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# you don't have to swallow my vomit if you don't want to
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
#
vomit
What a gentleman
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:04, archived)
# pff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:05, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# and she was also a smack-raddled whore, by the look of her
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:47, archived)
# ^ Lily Allen?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:55, archived)
# lets not anger the Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Haven't seen him of late
*tempts fate*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 21:07, archived)
# pfffffffft :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Hahaha
Marvelllous Ms.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Thanks Stan
I may just use my power to annoy and source out a chemtrail video on YouTube and post it there! I will be a marked women so I might have to start wearing sunglasses as a disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# BREAKOUT THE SALT !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Salt contains MSG or so I read... somewhere on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Sodium 2-Aminopentanedioate . . . close enough !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# stick it to the man!
(I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# hahahahahahaaaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# this and another this
.

my friend and i have embarked on a joint arty writey project, he'll write somthing and i'll draw for it, and then i'll draw and he'll write to that. hopefully with us both getting better as we go along.
these be the first two pictures i've done (the first from writing, the second for writing to)

lostskippingstones.blogspot.com/

also 'ning b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
#
i like the fish drawing + story

but not the blocks one
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# ta
we've done a few of them already and are just starting to trickle them out. i think we're getting better as we, kind of meeting each other halfway.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:47, archived)
# Don't meet each other halfway. It needs to be hard if you're trying to get better.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:04, archived)
# get a job hippy
nice pics
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# hey, i don't take orders from "the man" yeah?
also ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Blocks Fishead
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# Say what you see.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:17, archived)
# Tru Fax
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Ian Huntley?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# RIS?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Danny dyer on tv being a cunt
about some cunty comments he made in a news paper
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:29, archived)
# its Danny Dyer
so I suppose the assertion he's a cunt is true
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:35, archived)
# however....
almost all of the films he turns up in seem to have red, white and black graphics on the cover of the DVD
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# Complex and very deep !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# minecraft
Have you been playing minecraft by any chance?
(marporats, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
#
no
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# More like Dwarf Fortress
(I helped save b3ta! Threepwood is heading back to a town called b3ta, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Man, mole people are jerk
All I wants is their hospitality, their crystals, their goods, their wives and their children, and their sweet, sweet mole-nectar.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:29, archived)
# is there any psychologist on board?
my son homework
(PanSowa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)
#
your son owns (im a psychologist this is my official evaluation)
(I helped save b3ta! Microwave, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:24, archived)
# I'm no psychologist but in my professional opinion you need another cat
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:26, archived)
# is that doctor robotnik?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:30, archived)
# Daddy appears to be a Beaverman
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Time to get your son an agent and a bank account !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# Daddy's a drunk walrus who had a frying pan shoved up his arse by cat woman mummy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)
# My evaluation? He's about 5 years old.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
# It's better than I could draw when I was 5.
I once drew a picture of a dog so badly that I got told off for it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)
# Dogs can be harsh critics.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Hah!
(Cakie Rose from the dead on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# lol!
(jonny_power boom chika wah wow, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 11:41, archived)
# are you polish
or are they printing school things in two languages now?

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:28, archived)
# Common practice
around here. Usually 4; English, Polish, Urdu and Arabic.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# i live in poland
(PanSowa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Then i can see nothing wrong with this
Apart from the use of english as the primary language on teaching material.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# She so horny
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Near Sighted
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:38, archived)
# why yes, yes i am.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# me two
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# On even closer inspection... ffffuuuccckkk!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Quick get him to a taxidermist !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Stuffed and ready to mount my good sir................................:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:52, archived)
# Robbin Williams really should keep his clothes on
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# Tan his hide or hide his tan . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# ^ Would
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Mictoboy has
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Stuffed
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# \o
Bagsy me sloppy seconds!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Fuck
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# Have they reduced his insurance rates yet?
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Bum Steer
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Myopia is not utopia
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Dystopia is not Dattopia
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Dinotopia was Shitopia
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# You would not let it lie!
Dinotopia was awful
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Youropia is not myopia
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:49, archived)
# Hi Cattnnipppp!
HAAA HAAA!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Hush the powersthatbe may over-hear you uttering that name ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# I meant Voldemort.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# That's better nothing bad about saying that name out loud
Harry Potter says it all the time I think he's in love with Tom Riddle. ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Harry Potter is one badass motherfucker no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Yeah it's the scar and the glasses makes him a mean, keen, wand-waving machine.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Schmokem if you got'm !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# See ya's...
...I gotta go draw some bunnies in action!... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:00, archived)
# Go forth and multiply !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# what a beast
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# yet not a burden
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Majestic!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
# Sight seen !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# And if you look hard enough
You can even see the outline of Teh Quo!
(User #86772, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:14, archived)
# Oh My . . . you do have good eyesight !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# I loved it when Steve Austin beat this guy up.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Great episode . . . that's the one where he takes his arm off and uses it like a club . . . right ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:31, archived)
# You know your Six Million Dollar Man, man.
*high fives*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# \ | | | |
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Domino fail
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 19:54, archived)
#
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# mining a bit of green gold there, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:30, archived)
# "Oh, Edmund... can it be true? That I hold here, in my mortal hand, a nugget of purest Green? "
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# it's more of a splat, really
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# Yes, my Lord. A splat today, but tomorrow, who knows, or dares to dream...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:44, archived)
# heheheh
hmm, time for a spot of mariokart, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# GIVE PEAS A CHANCE
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:30, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# hallucinogenic coffee, anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Make mine a double
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# (_)>
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Knows food . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:34, archived)
# I'm starting to think that Chalie Sheen is also Gaddafi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# You never see them together in the same place.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# That you don't
Although the Sheen is madder then the Gaddafi
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I wouldn't want to be near either one.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
[challenge entry] He doesn't take very good notes.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# All aboard the good ship Magenta!
May all who sail in her have three hairs per ball
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Hey, that image changed while I was replying
though thankfully my reply still makes sense, sorta
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Sorry about that...
I searched for this one but posted the wrong one and it was not my own work..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Like Griffy says...'Don't worry about it.'
.................................XD
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# cats paint
because they're trying to wipe the paint off their paws, put there by the fucking insane hippy bitches who own them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# I was going to have him draw a cock, but that would've taken waaaaay too much effort.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Needs a better pen
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# he is critiquing your wanking technique
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Up, down, around...etc...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# waggle it lengthwise
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Squeeze and pull...add some butter and churn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# remind me never to eat toast that you've made
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Care for a vanilla-like liquid refreshment?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# i'll pass, thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# That's o.k., there's lots of girls who want it.
*sounds of crickets*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# i'm not your type
what with not being inflatable
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Yeah.....................there's no beating a sex balloon.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Montgolfier porn FTW
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:25, archived)
# *waves* :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Seal up the hole!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# Good god
no, wouldn't want that, no siree
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:10, archived)
# fuck, that'd put anyone off their stroke!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Hand me down mummy !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Not as good...
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# X__X
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Get the lead out !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:30, archived)
# It's self-erasing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Patent pending _____ _____
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:35, archived)
# Secret scribbles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# quick n squishey

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# These are both awesome!
Top right - Is that a lazer-guided terrapin (with extendable neck) coming to the octopusses rescue?

Also b3ta.com/board/10350486
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# 2 in one day! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Grand stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# I must procrastinate less...

especially on decade old memes that must have been done to death by now...
(Whitepaw I write computer games for a living, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# i have a bizarre hatred
for both him and mad magazine
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# In a sexy way, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# no
in a "stop trying so hard to be funny, you unfunny, irritating little cockshaft" kind of way.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# What -
me or Tony Blair?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# the mad magazine freckledy cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Tony Blair has a freckledy magazine?
I'm lost here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# follow thw string
it'll lead you back out.
either that or to a kitten holding the rest of the string ball.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Shut-up Meg!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# :P
I grew up on MAD, I love MAD, I am MAD!... :P
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# i really can't stand it
but would be hard-pressed to explain exactly why
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Ah - the lips that kissed a thousand dictators.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# What's tators, precious?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Yes it does, doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# heheheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# "We shall rule as two Kings!"

(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# uh-oh!
I hope nothing sexy happens!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# there may be trouble ahead.....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Yey!
and now you can build your own!

PS: Woo to the use of Weetabix eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# ^this build your own
nicely done W00
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# pip pip hurray!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Splendied work!
I've mentioned it on my website :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha... Thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# But if they create a server.
They have to pay for it. Well, someone will have to.
Also, Art's weetabix-brows suffer no change in translation to pixel land
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Art: I'm sorry Pip, I poisoned your wine.
Pip: I poisoned yours... as well
Both: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# We don't have the cognitive capacity to lead.
All right, we'll do it!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 4 Mar 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Theres only one way to sort this one out
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# a match of spleef?
(hachnslay, Wed 2 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# not done a one of these for ages

cfb
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
#
well its not everyday one draws a rabbit sniper taking aim at a fighter plane made up to look like a sea bird being piloted by 2 penguins.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# You live in a
strange world taters. I, for one, have done little else today.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# Damn my non-rabbit sniper taking aim at a fighter plane made up to look like a sea bird being piloted by 2 penguins world!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# and why you do not
b3ta.com/board/10350431
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:20, archived)
# could be
worse
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# I hadn't seen that.
You have a talent sir, long may you continue.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# having just read through that
i have come to the conclusion that i talk utter shite at times.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# THIS IS WHY YOU GET CHEAPER CAR INSURANCE!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Not any more!
actually I don't have a car at the moment. But I use the company van, and I'm a hell of a risk in it.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# 2 penguins?
I thought it were Goofy!!
*squints*
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# DUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Rabbit
season
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
# is this underwater?
it looks like it's underwater.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# its just
a bit very green
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# it should be underwater.
nobody would expect a bunny attack underwater.
except those damn paranoid trout.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# its all just gone
james bond underwater bunny madness in my head
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# i DEMAND that you draw this!
underwater james bond with ninja scuba rabbits would be awesome!
you'd have to make him a penguin, of course. built-in tuxedo and suaveness.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# You're not allowing for the notorious
Outer Hebridian Submariner Rabbit.
A little devil, that one is.

Good in stews, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# i prefer not to talk about those things
one of them attacked my mother in loch lomond.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# You should listen to this sage advice:
Joe, he was a young cordwangler,
Munging greebles he did go,
And he loved a bogler's daughter
By the name of Chiswick Flo.

Vain she was and like a grusset
Though her gander parts were fine,
But she sneered at his cordwangle
As it hung upon the line.

So he stole a woggler's mooly
For to make a wedding ring,
But the Bow Street Runners caught him
And the judge said "He will swing."

Oh, they hung him by the postern,
Nailed his mooly to the fence
For to warn all young cordwanglers
That it was a grave offence.

There's a moral to this story,
Though your cordwangle be poor,
Keep your hands off other's moolies,
For it is against the law.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# sage advice indeed
although i did have to use a magnifying glass* to read it.


*no, really.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Better now?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# yep :)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# more sage advice:
chop finely and mix with chopped onions, breadcrumbs, salt and pepper and stuff the mix into the cavity of a chicken or turkey before roasting
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:39, archived)
# :D
Nom Nom Nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# i'm hungry now :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# The things one learns about BritCom on this list!
Never heard of Rambling Syd Rumpo until just now,

Thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# one of
them?
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# did you have to remind me
of stanley, the evil second-gen furby?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Bloody Hell!
That's about the size of it, yes :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Very nicely done
Is that Goofy?
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# It's about time!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# Ace!
Save one up for the draw-off tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# While I'm against the ruling in principle, it's not all bad news...


news
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# hahahaha
this is excellent news as it means insurance policies for men will come right down.

won't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Not in the slightest, no :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# it's nice that in this pan-european austerity period
that they have decided to pass a law that forces insurance companies to charge people more.

i bet the belgian man that bought this case forward is really popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Well he's Belgian anyway so what's he got to lose?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# his chocolates
and dodgy pron collection

/stereotypes in an attempt to ironically lampoon the insurance industry
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# *twiddles moustache*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# ^ This needs to be a euphamism
I shall write to my MP to make it so.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# *twiddles brazilian*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# I hope you aren't driving your bus right now!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
#
I whole heartedly support the stereotype. I had a Belgian housemate who left the country quickly after being fired for gross misconduct and left behind a large bin bag in his room filled with pron and chocolate cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# haha you bugger!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:51, archived)
# as soon as you posted that on FB, I thought I'd better get my skates on!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:52, archived)
# You've done a sterling job!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# DON'T PATRONISE ME!
FOR I AM A MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# That's not what you told your insurance company...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:07, archived)
# but I got a free dangly thing to hang from my mirror!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# you dangle your bollocks from a mirror?
kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# I'll be collecting my cat from the vet's later
he'll be slightly lighter and somewhat annoyed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# luckily, he'll also be drugged out of his gourd
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# he has to some down eventually
and he'll be wanting answers!

Also - Mrs S likes her new earrings - she'd better keep them covered up
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# if he's had enough drugs
he may just wake up and think he's lost them under a bush
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# as long as he stops trying to rape his own daughter-niece
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# that's cats for you
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# did I say cat? I meant 'uncle'
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# your uncle is a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# yeh, err, kind of
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# say no more
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Pffft
Oh Thor, you're a funny man
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# my missus is with them.
They are the shittest company ive ever had the misfortune to deal with.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
# lol
I hate those adverts. If it were reversed the wimmins lib facists would be up in arms saying that it was sexist and discriminated woman.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Big Daves Men Only Car Insurance
Ladies - Fuck off, we won't insure you.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Yorkie bar car insurance?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# That's a healthcare issue
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Classic example
An advert that excludes women. It was discontinued on grounds of sexual discrimination. Whereas men a continually portrayed as simple, uncouth, inintelligent, inferior to women (who are smart as they use BrandX) beings in about 99% of all televised adverts..
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# ah bless the ladies
they need their fun
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Is the kitchen not fun enough for them?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# I got mine an egg boiler at the weekend - she loves it!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Mine's always nagging me about her not existing.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# man
that's bad news. Threaten to leave her. In the middle of the street
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# inintelligent?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Ladies & Gentlemen, it's that time again...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# *wants*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# clever people cat stutter you know:P
Second time lucky for you though. I haven't forgotten last time.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Well, that's a double bonus for you, matey.
I don't know of any cats that stutter.

*kapow!*

Edit: isn't "smartarse" hyphenated? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# No
It's spelt J Peasemould Gruntfuttock.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Even as I speak, doctors are fighting to sew up my sides.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Aw, I thought I'd win it this week for "Karama" on links :(
(User #86772, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 18:20, archived)
# if you look at any statistics that are split across 2 groups
then one will always be higher than the other, i,e accidents per miles driven

men v women
white people v non-white people
people over 5 foot 7 vs shorter
people with a middle name v people with no middle name
one religion vs all other religions

but nobody would dream of discriminating across any of these categories




(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:57, archived)
# I'd like to discriminate against people who don't have a middle name
and also people who have more than one middle name.

Ronnie Corbett was in a sitcom about a world in which short people were discriminated against, but that's all I can remember about it.

edit/ as far as I can find out, the sitcom was "Small Problem" and didn't star Ronnie Corbett, it was Mike out of the Young Ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:03, archived)
# i have a middle name
you're welcome to it, i hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# what is it?
Mrs S hates hers too, as it's her mum's first name
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:11, archived)
# margaret :(
thank you grandma, for having the poor taste to die 2 months before i was born.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# that's my mum's middle name
pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# i'm the ONLY ONE in the family with a middle name
those fuckers don't know how lightly they got off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I don't use mine either
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Yes they would!
If statistics said people under 5' 7" claimed more money; they'd charge them extra. They do this for a living you know! Health insurance does it all the time. Family history, lifestyle, BMI, smokers...
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:04, archived)
# Presumably now they can't charge women less
for a decreased risk of contracting testicular cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# I'm not defending anything
I'm just pointing out the facts. And as far as I know, nobody gets charged for cancer. It's free.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# I for one stand up for those of us in society
who are 1.82m tall, have a middle name that starts with a vowel, owns a shed and doesn't particularly like Hawaiian pizzas but will eat one if put in front of me!

FOR WE ARE STRONG!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# I fit this exactly!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# BROTHER!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# It is sexist and it's as irritating to women as it's is to men.
They also are a rip-off, they charge more than other insurance companies not less as they claim.

The EU bullshit won't make it cheaper insurance for anybody but that's more down to the way Insurance Companies work rather than anything else especially as they try to predict what kind of driver you are based on some statistics they claim to be accurate but it's the worse kind of generalisation.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I think it is insanely wonderful
Insurance companies can no longer assess risk using known facts. I so hope they start being bizzarre in retaliation. Question 1: Regardless of gender, age or postcode: Are you fluffeh?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# It depends on which "facts" you choose to divide people
Why gender? Why not race, or religion?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Muslim women should pay higher premiums because they can't see out their yashmaks.
Scientific fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Ninja women see everything.
Chop socky fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Free insurance to otters.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:49, archived)
# Statistics prove they have a greater risk of driving their cars into a lake or river.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Not so!
There is not one documented case.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# You are not privvy to OUR data files!
The way we weight our points system is beyond your Science and Understanding mere Mortal - DO NOT QUESTION OUR WAYS!

But we can assure you it's entirely fair and demographically, geographically and ottergraphically correct... in the loosest sense of the word correct.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# Gender, age and postcode
are the main definers as to who makes a claim and for how much. If race or religion made a difference, you can be darned sure the insurance companies would take it into account.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:46, archived)
# Why gender?
Why am I lumped in with a category of everyone else who happens to have similar genitals to me?

The only reason they don't take race or religion into account is because it's illegal thanks to anti-discrimination laws. Otherwise you know they would.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# It isn't my fault.
We are all lumped into catergories; it is how the world works. Our current government got about 30% of the vote, if that. So 70% were sold short. I don't like it any more than you do, but show me an alternative that works? Should insurance companies interview each applicant? How much extra would that cost?
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Well the ECJ has shown the way
By ruling that gender-based discrimination is not allowed, which I think is a step in the right direction.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# It'll be age-based discrimination next, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Sounds fair enough to me
If it's your first time being insured you get charged a flat rate that goes up or down depending on your experience, claims and no claims. Why your gender, age, colour, creed etc should be a factor is beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Well.
If you are male you are more likely to make a claim. If you are under 25 you are more likely to make a claim. What business wouldn't take that into account? They would be stupid. Would you sell private health care to a rugby playing boxer with a 40 a day habit for the same price as a monk? You'd be mad!

edit: and skint in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Statistically they woman may be safer driver than men
To say that someone has to pay more because he is a man is discriminatory. The statistic conciders the whole not the individial therefore is inaccurate when applied just to one person.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:45, archived)
# But insurance is a form of gambling
So statistics is all they have to work with.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Not so
They also take in the history of the individual. Anyway the way I see it is you need insurance to drive a car and you can buy to have insurance really cheaply but in effect get basically no cover for damage or accident.
PRetty much it's a licence for insurance companies to print money.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# I'm not defending them;
they are rip-off merchants. but so are the general public, it is chicken/egg. My friend works in car insurance and nearly every claim that now comes in for men under 25 says there were 5 people in the car and they all have whiplash.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# It's kind of anti-gambling.
I work in insurance software. There can be up to 20 or so factors that are used in calculating a motor insurance quote. The rates used are based on the statistical findings for that particular category, e.g. postcode, mileage, engine size, where you keep your car, etc.

Think of the history of the individual as kind of a trump card...

But yeah, just like a casino or a bookmaker, if the underwriters have done their job properly the insurance company will always win.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Well they always sorta win.
They don't have you pay out. It's in the own interest to pay out a little as possible.
I'm guessing there a formula somewhere which works out the lowest payout level to the least number of paying customers lost.
Additionally if you write insurance softerware, are you a merekat?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Sometimes I feel like a meerkat.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# i'm the safest driver ever
i don't fucking drive.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# You should bloody well still have to pay insurance like the rest of us.
That's discrimination that is!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# i pay water rates
but i don't drink water
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:16, archived)
# But you are 90% water or is that gin?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# bacardi, maybe, but never gin.
gin is the stealer of mondays
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# hahhahahaha
top shopping
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Really?
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:58, archived)
# If anyone's interested-
This is a pretty good radio show. A couple of hours left.

www.live365.com/stations/kxlu1?site=pro
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:56, archived)
# wait..
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It's good!
I hate live365, but I didn't want to post my pirated url of the show.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# hahahah I think it's hilarious
As my dear Grandma said - she is a woman and is a very safe driver - she has never had an accident in all her 60 years of being a driver, but has seen thousands..
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:30, archived)
# Arkwright City: Coming soon....
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:15, archived)
# this really is very silly
fuck it, the sooner i start cleaning, the sooner i'll be finished.
later all.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Clean away little monkey
and return to us spanking clean.
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# Who is the girl with one & a half tits in the background?
Sorry, how rude of me... Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
# she is a computer generated lady
representing catwoman.

Who is to be played by actress and oscar co-host Anne Hathaway in Christopher Nolans 'Dark Knight Rises'.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:29, archived)
# With one and half tits she'll find it hard to get a rise out of Batman
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# i'm sure i could knock one out over her.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Only one?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Better for aiming arrows
Didn't you hear Amazon's only had one tit, presumably because they had big ones that got in the way
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Oh... I thought it was Kylie Minogue
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# He's let himself go a bit
Must be all those bat-themed hi fat candies.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# hahaahahhahahahaha
This better get FP'd :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Bless you Fiendy!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha
nicely done:D
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 15:58, archived)
# Cheers herman:D
...and congrats on the smashing FP! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# That's a tight fit.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Experiment?
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# hulk cartman?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# ooh
can I put this on hulkhogan911.tumblr.com/ ?
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Yep
(psylocyber 'shopping your mom...., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:44, archived)
# You appear to have one of mine on there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Bad birdie
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# tiny drumsticks on that fucker
bugger, there's a clothes avalanche happening behind me. time to sort the laundry, methinks.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# It's going to have one hell of the litter box.
Today I shall mostly be suffering for the grandmama of all hangovers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# serves you r.....
no, i can't say that with a straight face, not after spending yesterday feeling like my skull was caved in.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# I worked out I would have got through about 38 units of alkimahol!
I felt so shite this morning that not only did I have to have a fry up but it wasn't meaty enough and warranted steak.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# damn! that's some serious hangover!
i love steak, really miss it.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# It says hi.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# pfff
just having a procrastination coffee and a mint club before i get stuck into this bloody housework.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# I've got six sodding hours of work left.
I'm shoving as much liquid down me as humanly possible.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# bugger that!
sometimes i'm glad i'm unfit for gainful employment!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# Yeah I think I'm going to close for lunch and have a nap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Oof! I remember (?) back in the days of yore
Courage held a promotion where bitter was 20p/pint (!) As I only had a fiver I thought I would avail myself of this wonderful offer.
I woke up in the morning with 40p in my pocket.
Not one penny spent on snacks or other sharp-edged accoutrements meant I had consumed 23 pints of delicious alcoholic beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Yeah but courage is like having sex in a canoe
It's fucking close to water:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Ah, but the choice at the time was very limited
Watneys, Ind Coope and some fucking awful shite called Gauntlet. Courage - Best of a bad bunch
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Plus it was 20p:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Lightweight.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# sounds like a place i used to go to
when it was close to shutting down, they were selling bottles of carlsberg for 30p. i'd go out with a tenner, get arseholed and have enough left to get a cab home! weirdly, sometimes i woke up with more money than i went out with :/
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
[challenge entry] Oh Hai! I Can Haz Partickle Aczelerador?

(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# And this... Fuck Yeah!!
(DingoChavez I will be good. I will be good., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:39, archived)
# Pffft.
It looks like a ... thingy ... !
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# do you lot want to hear this song or not?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Ye gods I hit 18k last week sometime...
*feels slightly ashamed of that number*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# don't be ashamed
this is number 49302 for me :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:45, archived)
# *feels much better*
That's seriously going some!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# i'm a gabby fucker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:54, archived)
# 42521
I'm lagging behind, but then I've done 6 years, 9 months and 11 days of my sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:48, archived)
# Good to know there are still some old farts around...
Seem to have been a few people doing 1k or other milestones...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:50, archived)
# nearly 4 years now
i'd probably be out now if i'd been found guilty of manslaughter.
not that i've eer killed anybody, of course.
*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:56, archived)
# I hit 13k
in little under 4 years!! :O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:46, archived)
# I'm at 12+k in 4yrs
although there was a year in there where I managed to forget I'd joined in the week enforced silence.

tried to join a year later to find I'd already been a member for that long. :D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:58, archived)
# do you remember that £50 i lent you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:03, archived)
# I seem
to average about 500 a year. Which is odd because I never shut up in real life.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:09, archived)
# you mean this isn't real life?
*panics*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# I know,
it is frightening. I went out yesterday, and there were people and all sorts of wierd stuff. I'm not sure I'll do that again anytime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# this is why i promote the illusion of insanity
people tend to leave me the fuck alone when i'm out *there*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# You mean out in the big room?
The one with a very very high ceiling and lots of dirt everywhere?
(I helped save b3ta! Yamon Benny Harvey. RIP., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# "It'll have to go."
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# i stopped counting at 32K
as it was for a game.

tea?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# make it a coffee and you're on
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# sorry
i'm just the tea boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# shame
*buggers off to do menial household chores*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# i've been making tuna based dog treats
and my kitchen smells of tuna and garlic.

i'm undecided as to if it's a good smell or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:56, archived)
# yes.
yes it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Congratulations... I love you subliminal messaging
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# with these cocks, you're really spoiling us!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# I bet you say that to all the blokes
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# sadly not
sometimes i just point and laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# haha
excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Nice :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:43, archived)
# yay :D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# would i link to you?
maybe :)
(instantiator www.barryscottisreal.com, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Woo
(herman:D, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Thorafi stamping out drugs and al-Qaeda in Libya


Click for bigger (165 kb)
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)
# pfft
alciaduh.blogspot.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:33, archived)
# shopping peoples heads onto my body
when will it all stop/
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Don't forget...

I forgot, which is why you only have 24-ish hours. Still, look at what Kiefer Sutherland can accomplish in that time!
Poll winner was, yes, Bunnies in Action, draw off will be tomorrow at 13:45 rabbit-lovers.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:10, archived)
# yiff yiff grr grr...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:13, archived)
# ( . ) ( . )
 
 
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(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:17, archived)
#

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     Â¦ ¦
     Â¦ ¦
     Â¦ ¦
(  )¦ ¦(  )

/edit/ bah, how do I force spaces?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# with the HTML special character
 
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
# Thank you
and that's as close as I'm gonna get.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# you can also use <pre> tags


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(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
#
even using alt codes doesn't work. :(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)
#
☃
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:49, archived)
# aw bless
⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Tue 1 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
#
(\(\
( - -)
((') (')
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)
# :o)
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:29, archived)
# BUNNY IN PANCE!
(\_/)
(0.o)
(><)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# :¬D
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:32, archived)
# sorry
(\(\
( - -)
( .)( .)
((') (')
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Hahaha
BNWT!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:37, archived)
# yiff yiff grr grr...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:38, archived)
# YAY BUNS
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# sitting on a mushroom is action...right?...
(\(\
( - -)
((') (')
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
[challenge entry] am I doing it right?
science cat vs italian job

/relurks
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Compo crossover FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Your ending is better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lovecraft tentacles and shit, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Ok I'm not sure what's going on in frames 4 and 5
but it looks good.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Two lines of Fucksticks


"When the Princess Royal split up with Captain Mark
When her dog bit two kids in a Windsor park"

(Runs slow on Chrome, but fine on Firefox. A bit small, to keep under 400K.)
I've now done two lines. Use both, one of them, or neither as you wish.

Video with sound (contains swearing, obviously)
.rar containing .fla
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:53, archived)
# Oh good work
I've been a bit slow on this but I've got an entry in pre-production
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 11:54, archived)
# It crossed my mind
...that towards the end of the song, it's William who's shouting Fucksticks, not Philip. Oh well. Too late now. Look forward to your video.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:00, archived)
# I think either works
after all, he did learn it from Phillip
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 1 Mar 2011, 12:05, archived)

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