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[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Hahaha
Miguel's look is perfect
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Que?
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
[challenge entry] resistance is futile. you will be a smgggg heeeeeeeed
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hmmm
is that the beginning of legion? they're in starbug but rimmer doesn't have a hard light body yet.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:05, archived)
# it's a still of red dwarf i found on the internet
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:16, archived)
# i would guess legion
but then i'm a massive red dwarf geek
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:18, archived)
# It can't be Rimmer had more of a smoking jacket thing and Cat was also piloting by that point, not Kryten.
I'd say that still was from season 4 or 5.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:47, archived)
# good point.
white hole, maybe?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# I'm betting it's a publicity shot myself.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 22:35, archived)
# So, what is it?
I'm guessing it's a white hole...
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 1:37, archived)
# also:
woo terry thomas! top gent
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Penelope Keith. Would.
That's all
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Bang on
Raaaather!
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry] this will win
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:35, archived)
# WTHF?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Hahahahaha
Not a comp, but...


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:37, archived)
#

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# also kudos for hellraiser
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# nyom

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:44, archived)
# chatterer loves to chat
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:50, archived)
# pffft
and quick
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# haha i love you friz
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Good concept
But this has to be the crappiest FP I've ever seen.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 22:31, archived)
# jokes > technique
if anything, the seams make it funnier.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Really?
Guess our funnybones are wired differently.
(, Thu 10 Mar 2011, 23:33, archived)
# shut up cunt
(, Tue 15 Mar 2011, 23:02, archived)
# What?
This is a well deserved FP.
Very very funny.
:D
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
brilliant
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Friz for president.
(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Nearly there with the Deri Air sculpts
reason I've been a bit quiet posting new paintings here of late. Alot harder than I anticipated. DC3 planes are not easy to make out of plasticine!
left to right: TWIT, Wanda, her lion and Roxanne Pebbles, characters from the paintings



(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# blimey!
looks promising
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# They're coming to life !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Less Smug Lion, more girls (with heads).
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Lovely! :D
These look reet quality. The girls' heads look a little unfinished, though ;)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:41, archived)
# this will get lost in the compo swamp, but great clay japes
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Excellent
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:52, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: FILM BADDIES IN TV SITCOMS


Imagine if film baddies started showing up in TV sitcoms - Darth Maul as David Brent, or The Terminator running the show in Yes, Minister - then use that imagination to create an impressive entry for this week's challenge. Suggested by Afinkawan.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
# yay, ban....
huh?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:32, archived)
# This is way better than your lego shop.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:34, archived)
# 'Banks', you say?
...
Dammit.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:39, archived)
# two wrongs
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:10, archived)
# these wrongs
are exactly how my step-uncle describes his fellow glaswegians
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# will fuck for jazz
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:12, archived)
# Heh
Is he berating someone about to drop a coin in his hat?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:19, archived)
# I don't know.
I don't speak his language.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:26, archived)
# YAY
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Give till it hurts . . . can't go wrong !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# ^thisX2
(Actually you're right since I had to do this animation 4 times until I got it acceptable)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Early test-flight of the FPU127-A "Rocket-Goat"
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# You just destroyed a goverment-sponsored FPU127-A "Rocket-Goat"
and somehow, you're gonna pay for it buddy
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Nah..
..it's got a few dents, but they'll buff right out..
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Between you and me, we'll find a way to work this out
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Too many goats!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
#
Is such a thing even possible?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Yeah, you get em in the fuel tank, they'll slow you right down
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:01, archived)
# Things are slowing down
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:59, archived)
# in theory, the jet-powered yeti, or "jeti" as it was to be known
was a great idea. unfortunately, the lack of test subjects led to the instituting of plan b, the humble goat.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:39, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:48, archived)
# ROCKETS! YES!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:50, archived)
# fly well sweet rocket goat

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:53, archived)
# This is classic b3ta.
*click*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Hate these little shoits


been absolutely ages since i posted anything!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# that looks far better than their "normal" hair
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:25, archived)
# i was thinking that
while i did it..

they'd think "s'cool yeah s'cool"!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# i used to hate them
but their "fuck you all, we don't care if you think we're cunts, we're getting rich off this" attitude amuses me.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:37, archived)
# Strange Name Dept.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Wrong.
Edit:
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I see
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# I don't see a pic
Is there a picture, WHERE IS MY FUCKING PICTURE
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# HERE IS YOUR FUCKING PICTURE
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# offs
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:35, archived)
# thank you
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
# This, on the other hand, really IS
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:13, archived)
# that's lovely, dear.
see, i'm putting it on the fridge door right now.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Hahaha ;)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# :D
applaudes
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:41, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# that is quite possibly one of the best things I have seen for a long time
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# A sign from the Heavens.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:31, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# PLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPL!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# it's a good job we don't have newsreaders on the BBc called berk.
that would be silly.

also, you cock.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
#

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:16, archived)
# Justin Berk
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:17, archived)
# This just in
Justin received his Meteorology degree from Cornell University, and was one of the youngest people to get the AMS seal a year later.

His first jobs were in the 'snow belt' of Syracuse (WSTM) and Binghamton (WBNG) NY. He arrived in Baltimore in 1997 to work for WBAL.

Five years later he joined the ABC-2 Storm-Team, and has been here since February, 2003. He has also worked free-lance for WPHL in Philadelphia. He was given the title 'Best in Baltimore" for 2000, 2006, and 2007 by Baltimore Magazine.

Since 2000, Justin has taught at Villa Julie College. His classes include Introduction to Meteorology and Climate Change: Science and Society.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:19, archived)
# How many bouncing balls do you see ?
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:22, archived)
# that womb is clearly infected
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Justin Thyme
there are...three balls
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:27, archived)
# 1
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Justin Case
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# wrong
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:20, archived)
# !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# COMPARISON TIMBERLAKE MOTHERFUCKERS
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:34, archived)
# timbuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuur-ton
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:52, archived)
# ...oh...come on...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:33, archived)
# You'll like this one...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:20, archived)
# He's going to make you an offer you can't refuse
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# haha :D
there can't be many of these left
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Gaddifi pics or days that he is left alive
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:00, archived)
# a little from column A, a little from column B...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Haha
That works too well.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Haha

nicely
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:38, archived)
# This has been in my head for months
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# i hope you're ashamed of yourself
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# If anything, the opposite
Just glad there's still a place on b3ta for shit puns
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# and there always will be
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# I haz chortle
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# did you see what i said down there?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# 'fraid not
*toddles off forra look*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# aaah....bless 'em
:D:D...(ONE EACH FROM Uncle Elvis)hee hee
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:13, archived)
# it distracted them for a while
but all they're interested in today is a tiny wind-up train :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:18, archived)
# OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE
hahahahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# This is what I was going for
edit: I had a similar reaction to your crabs
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# fuuuuck.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Gah!
Now I have Ian Dury stuck in my head :(
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:33, archived)
# you must have a massive head
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:35, archived)
# The giant, malleable cock more than makes up for it, though.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:38, archived)
# :D
why do i always have to feed you lines?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:39, archived)
# so that you get giant, malleable cocks
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# there is that
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# everyone loves to get giant, malleable cocks
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Best of all the cocks
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:02, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:07, archived)
# 0_0
that reminds me, jaws 2 is on later
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# cocks remind you of jaws 2?
you're doing it wrong :P
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:12, archived)
# pfff
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Feesh Fly
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# and here's me thinking the drugs don't work :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Only if swallowed !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# a phine fuckin head feesh!
definitely time for boozes
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:17, archived)
# Wet yer whistle and keep the feesh a thrive !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# thank you
you have resolved my "should i have a drink tonight?" quandary.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Liquid is the solution !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# i concur
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Is anyone else having a B3tards blackout?
I haven't been able to see anything from them for the last two days. Which means I can't see much of anything on the board. Which isn't nice.

The website won't load either.


PS- Band of Susans was underrated. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lfXkvsUyuD4
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:29, archived)
# I've had the blackouts before but it's working for me for now . . .
you see nothing or is it frozen ?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:34, archived)
# All of the pics hosted by b3tards are red exes. And b3tards won't open when I go there.
Two days without most of b3ta! What else is there in life? Besides welding, that is.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Can you see it now . . . weld on too !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Yes. It's not a b3tard hosed pic. Therefore I can see it.
Also, the welding is requiring a crane. It's just a big pain in the ass. But what else is life for? WELDING!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I just uploaded this on b3tards
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:53, archived)
# She's staring at my hair !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:58, archived)
# She might as well
cut your head off for it.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# In that case I'll trade with her !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Can't see it.
I'll probably be blind from drilling a hundred holes in stainless soon anyways.

The worst thing about being blind is not being able hang out on b3ta.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Weird
I'm getting this from pics hosted at imageshack. Sometimes the board gets full of frogs in ice cubes.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Yes, it's the ice cube one.
I'm a bit worried if I'm the only one.

What could it be? My internet connection went crappy over the weekend. When it came back up I had the problem.


Edit- UH OH. I'm on another computer, and I can see it now. It has something to do with my laptop. Weird.


YAY. Found it. I'm back. It was some computer glitch. Hey, where did everyone go? I'm way down here on the board, talking to myself.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:24, archived)
# can you weld me a pylon?
I've always wanted a pylon
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:54, archived)
# A good word is weldiment.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Shaved heads is so 2005.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Fashion trends have a twenty year cycle .....apparently
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Muey Buenos !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# I hope you're not wearing anything fashionable
we'd miss you
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Of course I am !
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:01, archived)
# :D
Cement the oceans!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Let's go bowling !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:49, archived)
# killing shit celebrities
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# good news and bad news......
good news:it's a comment
bad news :it's a RIS........don't be alarmed,as half the posts I see are RIS (including my own haha):D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:59, archived)
# haha
just killing people who make tv shit via animation.. that's paris hilton screaming (when she went to jail)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Just how crack did you actually do?
Sorry, I don't know who that woman/culkin is
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:01, archived)
# paris hilton and a saw blade
i wish
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Far too crack
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:15, archived)
# snerg banana.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:27, archived)
# What's all the buzz !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Now she was all set for the hen night.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# fuck, don't remind me
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# fell for the 'free' offer?
bit gull-ible
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# also, does this make me an OAPaedo?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# would
all 3 with the same diamond cutter
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# yes it does
you fucking Rooney

EDIT: just noticed those granny warmers are crotchless.
a bit of egg came back up. :(
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:57, archived)
# hahaha re-egg
that's twice i've been called a rooney today...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:06, archived)
# i'd worry if i were you
he looks like the result of a genetic crossing of shrek and a jacket potato
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# I was going to write something along the lines of 'Filthy Over Fifty' ...
then I thought of changing it to something like 'Sexy Over Seventy' ... but I thought I'd better Google it first - oops  O_O
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:12, archived)
# it's women like that
that make it easier for me to pull
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# ^this
edit: fuck. i am rooney.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# i believe you are
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# 'wretched hag' ahahahah
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
Think the first half of this, but with about 5 seconds beforehand added on:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ewS-TdvPjY
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:25, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:36, archived)
# The one on the left!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:41, archived)
# *May contain swearing*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# hahaha, rim-twang :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# I just said that!
:D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# I did a search on google yesterday looking for 'brass rim lock knobs'
Not a single bit of porn came up, two words that should bring up porn and it didn't, how disappointing
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# arf
I vaguely remember that as being very surreal
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# happy andle day
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# ta !
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Oooo ta!
having a nut allergy makes it the perfect cake for me
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# *candles*
:)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# rim-twang is a new one to me
but i like it
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# It is my new word of the year
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# i'm still rather enamoured of fish-mitten
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# I was rather bemused when you used it on me the other day.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Hang on, perhaps I'd better re-phrase that ...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:26, archived)
# don't bother ;)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I've met him
Nice chap. He was at the Edinburgh Fringe talking about his paranormal beliefs.
(Note : This was before he died. Afterwards would be even more impressive.)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)
# Rim-twang!!!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:42, archived)
# yeeeehaaaaarrrr!!!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# hahahaha
Clicked and happy B3taday mate :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# cheers
: D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Hahaha
That's good!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# is that
Charles Berkley?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# It is !!
10 points to you : )
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Or Cee Lo, as he likes to be known now.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# In the hole!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:43, archived)
# Image Challenge Vote Time
This week's four suggestions are as follows.

1. A one word challenge: Banks!
2. Clowns, elephants, fire eaters, ringmasters, acrobats: What do circus performers get up to in their spare time?
3. If animals were huge
4. Film baddies in TV sitcoms (Darth Vader shows up in Porridge, that kind of thing).

And here's the votey click machine.

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:59, archived)
# *spoils ballot paper*

*soils ballet pants*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# CHEESE!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# YES
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# CHEESE!
VOTE CHEESE! (or banks)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Film baddies!
:D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# circus !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I demand to know why Explosive Porn
is not on the list.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Awkward and uncomfortable porn.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# BANKS! VOTE BANKS!
BANKSY BANKS BANKS.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# so
you like banks, then
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# fucking love them
they wouldn't let my wife pay in a cheque earlier today because I'd not signed the back.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# this is because they're cunts
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# yep
two types of cunts at that:

cunt a: very rich bankers that screw the public and then don't pay any tax
cunt b: very poor bank staff at local branches that probably get paid sod all but delight in making your life harder as it's the one pleasure they have
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# case in point
girl i went to school with refusing to allow me to draw £20 out of my own account because i look different to when i had my passport photo taken.
bitch even greeted me by name.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# no
it's been done. And The Daily Mail ripped them off.

This: www.b3ta.com/challenge/savebanking/
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Huge animals are the future pets.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Banks
yes, banks
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:15, archived)
# this
banks
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Only because
Banks is your surname
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)
# CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS! CIRCUS!
it's not going to be The Circus is it :(
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:31, archived)
# NO FUCKING CLOWNS!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:33, archived)
# by Order
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:56, archived)
# heheheh
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# right - I shall be shopping evil clowns ALL WEEK!
*flounces*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Tyra! Tyra! Tyra!
YES! A week of America's next top model!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# And here is my detailed analysis for this week
In reverse order:
4. Film baddies in TV sitcoms: I thought Darth Vader was in Corrie? (Shopped only ideas please)

3. If animals were huge: No thank you, we don't want any more fat cats!

2. What do circus performers get up to in their spare time: I think they mainly sponge off the state and never pay council tax land rates "because they are travelers", so they can all fuck off!

1. Banks: I think this should win (because the other three are shite)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# PS: QUATER TO FUCKING SIX!
WHAT THE FUCK AM I STILL DOING AT WORK!

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# i'm not sure
but wipe the desk down before you leave
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Using their internets :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# So what I think you're saying is
FATCAT FATCAT FATCAT FATCAT FATCAT FATCAT FATCAT
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:18, archived)
#
1) MORE FATCAT!
2) I hate the circus and i hate clowns.
3) Star Wars
4) I forgot what I was talking about.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:46, archived)
# Is Corrie a sitcom now?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# ... cue barrage of "Two And A Half Sith" pics
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:48, archived)
# *unlurks*
Banks please, because a week of 'It ain't Darth Hot, Mum' could get a wee bit tiring.

...and not forgetting 'Are You Being Served'? with Hannibal Lecter, either
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:50, archived)
# what about
scientists doing cats?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:03, archived)
# Banks, please.
You can put banks in sitcoms too for those undecided.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Or
It was Patrck Moore's birthday on the 4th March, he can be the theme
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:07, archived)
# Star Wars!...I mean...baddies!...
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:40, archived)
# Nasa themed spot the 'hilarious' bit
Yes it needs to be this big. Yes it's shit.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Is that HAL in on the RHS?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
#
Haha, never noticed that myself. Discovery could be in for some trouble with the podbay doors
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Oh ha, dude playing street fighter 2
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# and
what's his job?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:19, archived)
# capcom, oh dear
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# *facedesk*
Nicely done.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Dah!
Also, in other news:
 
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:53, archived)
# <ô>
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, MAN.
I shall take it to be Vader's TIE fighter.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Its a top down view
of someone having a wank.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:47, archived)
# arf!
and I thought middle right guy was looking at b3ta
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:03, archived)
# haha
*enhance* *enhance* he is
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Space is massive!
Top work.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
#
and the floor is at a 45 degree angle apparantly
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Empowering for the short people at the back.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# hah, you know what's fucked
I actually saw those 2, but for some reason didn't consciously think it was weird enough to notice
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# Also the face on the middle screen
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# they chose THAT carpet?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Well that's ok
The others are all clearly playing an early 90s version of playing Champ Manager
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# When it was a good game
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:50, archived)
# This ^
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:58, archived)
# Now it's like a game for accountants
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# Actually, it was good until the late 90s I think
But the passage of time is a mystery to me.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# Crazy Ruskie lols
*downs vodka*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Princess Anne raping a dog, far left?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:56, archived)
# just landed safely
so we won't have to put up with mspaint jokes about discovery exploding for the next 3 years
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
# MAIN SCREEN TURN ON
Isn't that a cubist head in the center pannel?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# yeah
someone else noticed that. I didn't do it though. Artistic flight controller
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Is it a bird? Is it erm, fuck it
fuck it
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:05, archived)
# Haaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaa!
This is awesome!

Hahahahahahaha
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Lens flare! GAHHHHHHHH!


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# His name's Lex and he's wearing normal trousers!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
his face now looks like a little chinese creature

YOU FILTAD!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Yes.

(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Thank you!
I don't get many Woos, but I've never had a Yay as well.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# It's well deserved, SLV.
I'll even add you to the "People I Owe A Pint" list.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:17, archived)
# *hangs around just in case*


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Oh, go on then.
The duck/crane animation below was rather good.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yay! I'm on the list!
\\o/


(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:39, archived)
# I bet you live miles away too
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Yes.
Yes I do.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# I didn't say where from
I was going to say Neptune. Oh wait, nevermind
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Neptune?
Yes. That is totally where I live.
Stop by, some time, and claim your free drink.
*uncrosses fingers*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Next week - "I would have gotten away with it had it not been for your fiendishly clever use of the Pencil Sketch effect"
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:12, archived)
# "Needs more rain"
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# we meet at last!
Dr Rain-Theme
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:04, archived)
# haha - nice one - have a click, i like that kind of funnyness
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Haha
Make this feature length.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I see a comic book franchise
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)
# ha ha ha!
simply wonderful!!!!



(, Fri 11 Mar 2011, 8:06, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Haha :)
This concept pleases me no end :D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hehehe
Nicely!
:D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# Hahhahaha! *Proper office lollage*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# It's war.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Clang !!
: D
arfage
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:51, archived)
# This is really good. *Clicks*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Happy Candles!!!!!
:D:D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Thank you sir
I iz 1! Yay!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Woo !
happy candlez Sir
: D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Hahaha Didn't even notice!
And the same to you! :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Double Candles!
Enjoy, Gentlemen.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Thank you
How long does it take for a B3ta noob to be un-noobed?
Is it based on posts or service time? :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# STFU, n00b!
It's an unknown quantity. You'll know it when it happens :o)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# *sniff*
*goes back to noob shed*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# *lassos*
*drags back*

Come back and play! I think with that username you completely bypassed n00b status!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:04, archived)
# I'm still regularly taken in for questioning by the Noob Police.
I think it's just an endless shame I'll have to bear.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:06, archived)
# You too!
Happy b3taday!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# *pops head out of noob shed*
Thx! :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Moar Candles!
Congruntifications, sir
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Thanks JPG
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Hahahaha...
*Click*

:D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Cracking stuff!
:D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# *likes*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Bloody herons!
Woo!



(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hahahaha
: )
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:07, archived)
# 8D
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:11, archived)
# This is truly excellent.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Completely brilliant!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# hahaha
fuck you Heron!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Haha
Superb. In concept and in execution.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Haha!
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Properly lolled
:)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Crap Artists Inc presents...
Chopper "Chopper" Harris and Herself.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I think I ...
I rather think I'm in love with this.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Hopefully there's more to come.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:09, archived)
# *crosses fingers*
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Doodles!
Nice.
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# Why has his paper plane got cross member?

* Or is it just me?
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# No reason. :)
(, Wed 9 Mar 2011, 21:39, archived)

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