I wondered what the subject matter could be that would have you pouring loathing into a picture...Now I know...
Liking Hammond's permatan btw...
(Liking Hammond's permatan btw...
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:06,
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I saw him in London recentlyHe stood right next to me and ranted at everyone. I was terrified.
(
Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:17,
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I loved that episode of TV Burp? Mock The Week?Where they had shots of Hammond over the year intercut with pics of Clarkson's wife - Hammond is actually becoming his wife.
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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It's the TV equivalent of a Greggs Steak Bake. You love it, but kind of hate yourself afterwards.
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:13,
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No I don'tSwimming through the vast ocean of shit that comprises the rest of the stuff that's on TV, watching Top Gear is like chancing upon a rare diamond that someone must have accidentally swallowed. I mean, holy fuck, have you seen Glee? That can just fuck the fucking fuck off.
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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May's shirt is perfect :)Lovely stuff, Mr Toast
(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:16,
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I think they're great
(
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 16:00,
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hahahahaahthis compo is turning out some good stuff
(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:05,
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"Watch it, mister Jedi Shite!" :)(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:27,
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hahahahahahahaha4291 ARGH!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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*closes animation shop*I was working on this .gif you bastard. Different facehugger though
Have a woo anyway :)
(Have a woo anyway :)
h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega..,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:14,
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Haha - YES!
(
Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 18:37,
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It's alright - the death-toll is expected to only be in the low thousands.You're fine.
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:48,
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Oh, come on.I'm sure pretty much everyone on the boards thought of this joke the moment they heard the news.
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:49,
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Sorry, the flaps of the box are broken.You'll need some sellotape.
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:25,
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I thought of it before I read the news Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:51,
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I did!b3ta.com/board/10359631 but he was terrorising Weatherfield instead
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:58,
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Better effects that those done by The Mill*, anyway...* The Till, more like.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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Godzookie is taking care of the smaller islands Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:52,
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HE WILL GAIN EXPERIENCE! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Film Baddies in TV Sitcoms"){kind=small}
shirley beendun?
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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liking this muchly:)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:45,
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bindun?
edit: I know they weren't REALLY baddies but meh
The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:32,
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subject line needed for the newsletterStop kipping
I want some quipping
(I want some quipping
rob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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ROCKING LIKE A JAPANESE OFFICE. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:26,
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too soon for tsunami gags? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:26,
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Let's see him get out of that box....Sorry
(
The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28,
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THE NEWSLETTER: YOUR WEEKLY DOSE OF LIES AND VIRAL ADVERTS
WormuIus,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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hand delivered by William Hague and The SAS Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:28,
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damn - I've finished my tea Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29,
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HIDING CIGARETTE DISPLAYS CAUSES ENTIRE NATION TO QUIT SMOKING
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:29,
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I think this stuff is not directed at making people quitbut at people who've recently quit and are struggling - it's about keeping cigs out of sight hence out of mind.
( rob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:44,
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and dissuading youngsters from starting toalthough Is suspect most smokers start by pinching fags from parents or scabbing them off others
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:46,
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as Jimmy Carr quippedperhaps they could try putting somthin bad in them.
like cancer.
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:08,
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like cancer.
Haha, like they don't know they're still thereAnother great policy from the department of re-arranging the deckchairs
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:53,
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How can you be the No.1 Kamikaze Pilot? Surely if you're alive, you're shit?
Ninj,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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FREE INFLATABLE PAGODA FOR EVERY READER
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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The face of tomorrow sniffs the bottom of today.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:30,
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In Imperial Japan, Newsletter subject line writes you Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:31,
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Awash in Japanese technology
(
Puromycin is still licking windows,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33,
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Giant gash spotted in Japan. Cameron to return to England soon
cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:35,
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Telling you what's funny so you don't have to use Reddit Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:36,
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Official Statement: There have been no protests at b3ta.com & your beloved Ginger Führer is still in contol of the site
(
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37,
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never knowingly earlier than The Chortle digest Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37,
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GWYNETH'S GARY GLITTER GLEE GIG GALLS GADAFFI
(
emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:37,
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Tomorrow's Sabotage Times... Today!
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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Remember us? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:38,
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Water way to start the weekend!
(
Bad Horsey Bring back Dr. Ubes Rub!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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beat fuel price hikes - put a brick in your fuel tank. Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:44,
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The Winning Entry in B3tas miniature version of Mock the Week: KERRY KATONAS FKING MENTALedit: and has a gaping vagina
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:57,
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needs more figleaves!hahahaha
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:23,
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I see tiny Todger NSFWI lie it's an awesome animation
(
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:23,
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it's getting bigger(
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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haha, that's extremely well doneloving the faces
( kingofpork is the king of pork,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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They're in Glasgow doing some kind of freaky-ass Harry Potter spoof at the KingsTheir poster is visible outside my office window. It's freaking me out.
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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Excellent as always :D
(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 15:29,
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I defy you, sir, to point out the seams in my message!
(
thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:34,
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I'm running out of seam pics 
And I have no idea what is going on in your pic but I don't like it
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:21,
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I'm guessing Human Caterpilla meets The Goodies Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:24,
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*STANDS AND APPLAUDS* edit: oh and clicks!
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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Ha ha ha!One of my favourite episodes that one.
Also: 207.44.242.20/calendar/event/23412
(Also: 207.44.242.20/calendar/event/23412
Smallbrainfield,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:06,
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OVERRULED!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:09,
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SUSTAINED!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:10,
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OBJECTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN^ sustained
(
Barbarossa is not my real name,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:11,
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I was hoping for anERECTION!
SUSTAINED!
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:12,
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If only I had any sort of artistic talent.:(
(
Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:12,
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same for me :( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:15,
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I did jury service a year ago, and have a splendid QOTW-style answer to this, if anyone's interested.But it is long so gaz me if you want it.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:15,
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I've always wanted to do jury service Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:17,
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me tooI've watched loads of law and Order, and Pery mason so I should win the case easy
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:19,
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It is rather ace.As my mate put it, "I've always wanted to dish out summary justice".
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:25,
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I've been called up twice and twice been unable to fulfill my dutiesHowever, I have been the pivotal witness at a murder trial in the Old Baily.
( Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:43,
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Post it in the threadit could be a draw off bore off!
;)
(;)
XLVII .uk,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:19,
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Hahahahahahaha Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:27,
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I can barely write with a pen these days Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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I went out with a girl who looked like her oncethat was her party trick....oh how we laughed :D
( Elvis impersonator,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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Well I did make this for you.It's all part of the intervention.
( atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:14,
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Acebut I'm trying to figure out who that is the second-to-last panel ... it sure as hell isn't Rik!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:07,
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Alan Cumming
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:10,
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'Nasty' Nick Cotton
(
Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:26,
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In space, nobody can hear you say AHAAAAAAA Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:58,
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I was tempted to put 'In Tiptree, Bungee and Norwich no one can hear you scream'
( WormuIus,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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screm?Is that a Norfolk thing? ;D
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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eat my goalkeeper! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:01,
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Lynn will you have a word with that builder please? You can practically see his anus.
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:07,
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Heh Heh.You've replaced him with a slightly less evil character.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:49,
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I'm watching/listening to the BBC news live newscast on BBC news websiteand someone keeps coughing in the background....
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:52,
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I'm off out on a boat on the Pacific tomorrow.If there's anything left of the wave by the time it would have got to Sydney, then it should be here about 4.00 in the morning.
(
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:56,
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and you think it might be me? Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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I'd check behind the sofaif I were you, Fourbs.
( Smallbrainfield,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:02,
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Cheers :o)The whole Active Camouflage thing took a while to figure out a method...
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:00,
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Yeah, not easyI remember trying to do one a couple of years ago. Never did get an effect I was completely happy with.
( Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:03,
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I couldn't agree with Afinkawan more.Very nicely done indeed. Have a click!
(,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:48,
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Yeah I thought I'd leave a little bit to the guesswork :o)
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:04,
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Oh! I See!
(
Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:12,
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cryptic post is cryptic...
(
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:18,
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First proper laugh out loud of the day! :DAwesome
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:48,
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haha! yes! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:40,
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pffft!brill
*click
(*click
Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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the one where HE COMES!
prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:33,
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It comes......to E4, E4+1, and several other free to air digital stations...
...all the time...
...you can't escape it, it will destroy you.
(...all the time...
...you can't escape it, it will destroy you.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:38,
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hahahais that the episode where earth is plunged into dimensional rift and Ross gets a monkey?
( Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:39,
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*tears out own soul*
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:40,
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hahaCOULD HE COME ANY MORE?
( Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:42,
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arf :) His six mouths speak in different tongus, and the seventh shall sing the song that ends the earth. ZALGO
( prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:42,
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MEH - It's meant to be Zalgo-ified, but the characters have been stripped out Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:43,
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you can only see it in reply mode ;D prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:44,
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yes - it's there in 'Edit' mode Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:45,
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He got a paper I was working on.
I was deeply unimpressed as I had to rewrite part of it.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 13:51,
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to be honest, you started it with all that gibberish at the top! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Fri 11 Mar 2011, 14:33,
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