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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:25,
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"Breakfast" time?
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:35,
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I'd call it dinner.
Consider the icons all around us. A paper with a dog-ear how cute. A text box with some little diagonal lines in the bottom right corner that wants to say "click me to make this box bigger" but actually says, "look out, this corner is dirty". Mofaha does two things to an image: 1) he simplifies. 2) he artifies. I'm not an astronomer, I just look at stars and say "wow".
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:01,
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‘I can’t walk with you this afternoon,’ a friend would say, ‘as I have no less than eleven dinners to digest. I had to let them stand over from last week, being so busy, and my doctor says he will not answer for the consequences if I wait any longer!’
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:14,
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I also select the finest images that play well with my objectives. My filter alters things, makes them fat, makes them haunting. Thank you, sir!
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:15,
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I wonder if there is such a thing in nature as a FAT MIND?
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_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:19,
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It's a topographic Hepburn!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:22,
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maintenance. a baffelingly shit word to spell, amongst other incantations now I've forgotten what I meant to say.
Uniform baggage. Bulking the nearest area. Melange of the incomplete.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:31,
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Yeah it wants to be maintainance, but English won't let it.
"Melange of the incomplete" is great.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:51,
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This is not the first time I've pimped your shit.
But you've always been so gracious. Shine on you, Mofaha Muther Fucker, and your kind. You make sparkles from nothing, and populate the net with gems. I dig you.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 5:08,
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One of Yes's
less popular sequel albums.
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Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds. ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:02,
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Well
I'm not necessarily arty, but I'm definitely a bit simple :)
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:22,
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Ooh, nicely.
Have a click.She has evil brows . . .
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Fluffy elephants ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:11,
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Agreed!
Subtle as an elephant's demeanor.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 5:12,
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You're thinking of a brick wall!
*explodes*
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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation..." ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 5:24,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:32,
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hahaha
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Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:02,
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They missed quite a few, I wonder why?
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:14,
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Also, I forgot all about this
hahahaha man that's some great photoshopping right there on the chin
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:16,
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*likes*
has this been noted yet? (or is this your alter ego?)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:04,
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Haha no, not me, I've only ever had this account
but possibly it's pedantichrist, judging from the qotw answer on their profile
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:25,
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I knew that story sounded familiar
I think you're right.
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:31,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:37,
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Hairy Potter!
(which one is blind?)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:46,
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 3:48,
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You are a wizard
and you never cease to amaze me with your magic!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:06,
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Also,
(wishes Ms. Watson had been his understudy in Equus...)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:07,
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haha
I'm not shopping that.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:23,
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You could gaz me
;)
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:32,
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Bumdum-EX24EIOEIO from "Bumdum Whinge Masters 2"
cfb 102k
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:49,
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Ooh v nice
What lighting setup do you use?
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:51,
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thx
On that I have AO on and Env light at under half. Row of six point lights off front and two in the back. Blender 2.56. I'll likely do a Yafaray of it later on.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:58,
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Ah, Blender! Excellent.
Thought it looked a little 3DS, but what do I know, eh ... myself still slowly grinding my way through the Blender tutorials on the site, one painful step at a time. I tried jumping ahead once but they seem to be in that order for a reason! Only problem is that rendering is still so far away, and I want to output something looks nice now, not next year :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:03,
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The way you describe your Blender progress
sounds like me with Illustrator. I'm too impatient for output.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:09,
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Not a learning curve that encourages you, yes.
I've had to put a lot of time into it. Order is really important later as many of the features are not backwards editable. If you didn't put it in at the start you're fucked and all too likely can't edit later.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:11,
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full-on robot chubby
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:09,
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I should figure out some kind of three hair like antenna for the balls.
Thx.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:14,
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Yay!
Good to see you around!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:10,
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Thx-X2. Grabbing a cupa at the cafe on the way home.
I'll try to be around a bit more often later in the month.
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Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:13,
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Good good
I'll look forward to it.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:15,
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#
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 1:33,
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Glad you're back :D
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FIEND ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:02,
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Took 9 dog years to see the magenta.
Well played sir. A suggestive woo to you!bang
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:24,
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Take Boris Johnson...
Reduce his eyes and mouth by 50% Blur the edges.... AND you get Chris Tarrent!
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:39,
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hahahaha
see you took to it like a duck to water.
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:47,
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Some of the tools are the same....
The rest scare me! I only upgraded because i cant figure out colour matching in psp9, this looks even more complicated
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:55,
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Who wants to be a London mayor?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:48,
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:41,
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i think they've only found 5 of those kids.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:46,
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oof
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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Bonk
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:57,
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Zing!
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bennyhillslovechild ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:50,
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Needs more Samantha Morton and Andy Serkis to be compo relevant.
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Cakie Rose from the dead on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:48,
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shirley that's Moors
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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marcia this, marcia that
marcia marcia marcia!
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:58,
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In other news.....
I've just got Paint Shop Pro X3.... From PSP 9 to this is a big leap, i'm scared
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:08,
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haha
also pfft at Thor's comment above
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 2:29,
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good point
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:38,
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Didn't you used to be the doctor in the Radio Times?
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:29,
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but it's all true
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:41,
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There
is something terribly off about the boss of Burger King complaining about food.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:44,
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Food from BRITIAN ?
and I thought The Proofreaders on Yahoo News website were bad !
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Mackeson_drinker ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 12:19,
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A little silliness...
This is why my icons end up in the wrong place. 100% of fact.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:04,
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hahahahahaha
*click*
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:09,
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noice
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DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:10,
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Nicely done! Groovy little dancin' there.
I have THREE icons on my desktop. And a picture of a flailing tentacle creature. *edit: Here
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:10,
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only three?!
that is very tidy. i have a few more than that i'm afraid. and a highland cow.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:13,
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I currently have 248 icons on my desktop. I'm kind of overdue for a cleanup.
I don't have a background image though.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:15,
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248?!
that makes mine look positively minimalist (also, hello!)
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:18,
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Hello :)
Here they are. They don't even dance.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:22,
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eek!
if you stand back and squint, it looks like Bennett
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:27,
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Yeah, I think they winked at me earlier.
But like I said, they don't dance. Also:
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:28,
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No Flan Zone?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:32,
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All flanbase are now belong etc
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:36,
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needs more icons
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acab ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:28,
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Ah, that's what they want you to think...
...I bet they boogie away when you're afk. They look like line dancers to me.
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:31,
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Don't break my heart
my achey breakey heart
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:35,
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worst song ever
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:35,
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i bet your pc takes 4 months to start up
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:35,
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Nah
it's still pretty quick actually, despite the fact that it's crammed with dumbass pictures and bloated apps.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:40,
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You have CS running under 95/2000/ME? O_O
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:00,
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Noooo
ME? I'm actually insulted. It's WinXP Pro. It's a fairly new puter but I got pretty much the last XP install available from Dell.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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Sorry - to my (15+ years untested) eyes it looked a bit like the '95 Start button etc
/plus also knows precisely fuck all about Windows blog :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:45,
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Fucking hell!?
I've only got 2 icons on mine!
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Testicles just for you ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:11,
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I like how you've set your windows "prettiness" to (classic) low, so do I.
To save on resources. Otherwise you Sir are a legend for running win2k!
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Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain. ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 6:13,
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You wouldn't be able to see your background image if you had one!
You are the KING of clutter.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:20,
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I have none
not even a recycle bin, I hate using the desktop to find anything
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Peej ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 6:17,
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Yay!
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:15,
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Woo!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:16,
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Lovely! :D
Also, not worth etc, one way ticket please:  
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:18,
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I don't know why I do what I do, I just do. Like you.
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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go? ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 4:51,
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superb :D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:33,
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:)
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e1bow parts of this page are not secure ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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:D
Woo
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herman:D ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:11,
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hahahahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:28,
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haha, bootiful.
and it took me a second watch to spot the one in the doorway ;)
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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 13:42,
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Bindun?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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dont think so
clicks anyways
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:42,
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look at where Kimberly's hand is!
I always knew she was filthy (when I was 12)
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jim ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:47,
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That was 100% unintentional
but I even laughed myself after I posted it and noticed.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:48,
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whatchu talkin about, willies?
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benito vaselini no not that one ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:58,
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Yes
www.b3ta.com/board/10359469 but nobody seemed to notice...
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christhebarker ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 14:59,
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this was better in my head
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jim ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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hahaha
for fuck's sake
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:17,
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Hahahaa!
The tune is in my head now
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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it was inspired by rolling news on the telly
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jim ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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Hahahahaha!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:55,
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Hahahaa!
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:59,
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Pfffft!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:20,
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Still smells the same.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:24,
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silly fucker!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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That Gaddafi is a bad mother ...
shut your mouth we're selling weapons to him
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:27,
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haha
very clickies
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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Bwahahaha!
This made my evening
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:31,
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Word, honky.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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Hello honky tonks
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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I did laugh.
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:00,
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hahahaahhahahahaha
Word my bro. *afro combes*
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:49,
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Ohahaha good loid
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:30,
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hahahaha :D
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 8:30,
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"Bye Reggie!"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:58,
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Ha ha ha
ace
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tapeworm depressed beyond tablets ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:59,
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Brilliant
*claps* *clicks*
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:59,
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Ha ha ha... Well done!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:59,
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YES
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:59,
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*steals wallet*
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:02,
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Was it wrong that I was expecting a tsunami?
This place has corrupted me over the years.Lovely though
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:03,
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i was a delicate, pure, virginal flower when i first came here
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:06,
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and now ...
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:08,
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heheheh
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:09,
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awww
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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That reminds me..
Can I have my virginal flower back please, you took it without asking after that heavy drinking session.it still hurts
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:10,
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i ripped the petals off
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:13,
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I was wondering where the blood came from
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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i'm not known for my gentle touch
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:15,
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hahahahaha... :D:D
*CLICKIN*
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:13,
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As awesome as this is
I am sad that my Jaws gag was unloved. That's the price I pay for using an insipid teen sit-com.
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7 hours left to save Earth ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:17,
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well I didn't see it first but have just clickied
it happens.
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:20,
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top drawer!
I like this and think it should win the compo and also be on the front page :)
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revmoola was thinking about a software problem ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:18,
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ooo ta!
*Mods! You listening??" :)
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:21,
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Shhhhh!!!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:25,
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pdjpdj ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:38,
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nom
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:40,
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haha wow
*clicked* :D :D
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:41,
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amazing :D
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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hehehe
nice
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eclectech is older but no wiser ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:05,
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First honest LOL
in a helluva long time! I vote FP!
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tubaman ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:35,
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Hahaha
CLICK:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:13,
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Haha
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 7:33,
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Be warned!
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:34,
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optical Julian Assange
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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did someone say..
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Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:51,
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*squints*
why is annie lennox in my ceiling?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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Hello
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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hello
i have been in stoke all day
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:39,
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and me...
EDIT: This is not true
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:40,
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i wasn't meant to be in stoke
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:41,
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is it as bad as Hull?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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well, there is a harvester
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:44,
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so there must be at least two people who live there...
The Farmer and the Harvester
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:58,
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pfff
they do pretty decent nachos at that harvester
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:00,
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So why did you go?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:43,
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Your user name has given me the giggles...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:43,
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My work here is done...
next stop 4chan!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:49,
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0_0
that way lies madness!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:50,
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and americans
*shudder*
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:54,
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stay here
it's much safer now i'm too tired to molest
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:57,
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to visit an old family friend
who has been ill. not to sound nasty, but listening to her talk for 2 hours about bleeding from her nethers wasn't my idea of fun.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:45,
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It's Rutger Hauer?
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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but he can't sing
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:39,
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Sting can
theorically.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:41,
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but he's still named after a wasp's arse
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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Home lol
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:43,
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named after made of
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:43,
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Gordon?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:51,
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indeed
don't you speak wasp?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:52,
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:57,
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all this inbreeding is just sickening!
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:58,
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Definitely
Muriel Gray
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:48,
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There's no picture.
(get it?...i went blind...haw haw...that's not funny)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:56,
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:D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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also...
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:20,
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^ NORKS!
Also: We should do a compo "Text on a tit"
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:22,
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NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE
Text on
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:28,
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Text on tits...brilliant!
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:31,
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*goes off to google tits*
Purely for the possible compo, you understand...! *cough*
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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  go   ogleChrist, I'm having a strikeout frenzy today :( :(
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:37,
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I should get...*ahem*...cracking...as well....................o/
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:39,
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Just done some googling...
... all I got was a bunch of norks. Google teh bo0rked?
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:51,
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Do I wins?
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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!! ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:44,
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Humunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumuna
humunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumunahumuna
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:23,
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My sentiments exactly
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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this lady
got a butt on her chest
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MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:42,
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:08,
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Thanks for explaining that?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:12,
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It's an old myth...
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An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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Aha...!
It's not just that image that's fuzzy... therefore I'm not wanking enough.
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:31,
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I like this, so I have clicked.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:09,
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Ooo Ta
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:14,
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pffft
:D
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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oH NOES!!!!11
*cL1CK!!11*
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Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:29,
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is it beertime
:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:15,
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Bullies never prosper
Click the image for the happy ending
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:20,
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click image for broken link?
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:21,
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Hmm, not for me
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:22,
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Strange...
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:25,
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does the same in IE
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:27,
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Don't work for me neither.......
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claptonista ,the idiot boy.......... ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:27,
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Yup
Just a blank page in me firefox atm :-(
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is? ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:28,
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Blank page on Safari
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:32,
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the happy endng is that everyone ceased to exist?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:30,
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That will teach him to not fuck with Majin Buu
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:33,
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no thanks
i'm far too amused by the punching
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:28,
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They get snowed in?
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:28,
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yes
there was much bumming and rampant cannibalism.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:34,
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did you edit it?
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:31,
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try it now
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:32,
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works now
but I fail to see what you did other than get a gif, chop it in half, upload each half and link the first to the second. Unless you filmed it or you're the fat kid, then you have my apologies.
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:36,
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I was going to make the short kid dance
but I`m 15 minutes from home time.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:39,
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That's no excuse :) get to it!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:41,
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* Unsubscribe
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:34,
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congratulations on converting a video we've all seen to a gif
but please add more to it or don't bother in future, this is b3ta not gifbin
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:35,
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By fuck, You're a happy soul
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:37,
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what do you want, a gold star for pressing the convert button?
You're missing the point of b3ta and just reposting a video of school kids fighting. fuck off.
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HappyToast Groat froth ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:42,
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If you don't like it, ignore it unHappy Toast
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:47,
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If everyone just posted stuff they found on the net
this site would be shit. I share his lack of enthusiasm for your post.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:51,
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Oh dear
You haven't actually done anything have you, other than what what has been pointed out to you above; but still don't seem to get it
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:19,
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On a brighter note...
This animation in your profile is fucking awesome! Do more like that!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:47,
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Ha! That's a few hours of my life I'll never get back
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:51,
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Love it
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:53,
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Yeah.
That is indeed ace. Mick likes a pint.
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Tart Monkey ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:58,
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yeah!!!
aces
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Elvis impersonator ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:16,
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Very nice
But next time, try sticking darth vader's head in there somewhere. Or a kitten maybe?
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is? ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:38,
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Seems to be the only way to keep the cliche at bay
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Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:39,
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Oh, I see your point
But there are LOADS of cliches to choose from!
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NotDavidBailey isn't all that sure that he is? ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:40,
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or the Fresh Prince
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:39,
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That's nice, dear.
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:03,
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Which cliche are they in?
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:03,
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  li   re
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:30,
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Why?
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spazzcaptain Misses Valin @ ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:49,
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haha
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WormuIus ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 22:46,
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Hahaha
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Jahled Three shades of black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:00,
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another one...
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marporats ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 21:34,
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Emile
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:02,
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ARGH!
That scene scared the shit out of me as a kid! (probably shouldn't have been watching it when I was 12, but hey ho) *edit: Not the scene in Emile. Never seen it... Is it any good?
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:06,
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Is it the scene where Godber tells Fletcher about his girlfriend?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:09,
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Absolutely
fucking terrifying.
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Octo I ruin everything. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:09,
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anointy nointy
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:14,
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I thought it was Porridge!
But him saying Emile in the title confused me.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:11,
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now I'm confused! :D
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:13,
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Who are you?
WHERE'S MY FAMILY??
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:15,
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they sold your house and moved to New Zealand
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:17,
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Dunno, felt like it. 'ning
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:58,
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this is sound advice
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:06,
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I fell down a fucking big hole full of shit and bombs once.
I didn't like it.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:12,
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how is your forehead pump?
you crazy Dutch inventor, you
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:14,
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Pumpin!
Ashally, I still have a throbbing headache.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:27,
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:(
that's some tripod accident. Did it involve 'slipping in the shower'?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:31,
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Heh, it involved me going inside the house while still on my bicycle, then trying to get the tripod from my shoulder
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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She's pregnant in that photo?
Poor little sod. Also, they don't make bombs like that anymore! * reminisces about the good old days of bombs.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:12,
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I liked it when they still had the word BOMB written on them
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:15,
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Just to avoid confusion.
I've yet to see a 10 tonne weight with "10 tonnes" written on it either!
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:19,
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the postmen wouldn't deliver them if they knew how heavy they were
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:20,
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Pfft
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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright? ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:12,
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MY ARSE, GADGET
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:37,
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Your arse gadget?
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:40,
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GO GO GADGET PRRP
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:41,
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fuckinell
you could lean up against that one!
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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something. ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:50,
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\o/
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:52,
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FIST!
I likes.
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Zumf Ham banjo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:05,
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Ha ha ha
great!
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Kris Fucking Kristofferson ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:23,
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(
1.618... ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:59,
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superbly done
subtlety is king
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:00,
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Hardly subtle with a big fucking Darth glove there.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:04,
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f u bro
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:05,
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:D:D:D
Just saying! (That is a beautiful glove though)
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:05,
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i subtlety forgot to do her thumb
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1.618... ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:12,
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Vader`s hand is huge.
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:19,
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^ Alvin Stardust?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:29,
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dave prowse
green cross code
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1.618... ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:30,
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^ This
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:33,
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Smell the glove :)
Also:
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:30,
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a REDEX - Woo!
EDIT: Just woo now...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:34,
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:)
Noticed a mistake after I posted it so hastily re-shopped it
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:34,
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And:
Harsh but fair :(  
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:44,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:51,
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Truth
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 20:54,
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Soon...very soon.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:06,
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We're there now
WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 21:24,
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Why does everything have to be on 3D these days?
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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09 ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:57,
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Watch out bad guys.........................I'm gonna get ya!
....................................................................................................
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:49,
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He would make a great dancer
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Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 18:57,
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Go, go, go with a smile!
Keep bustin.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:01,
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:02,
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top one he looks like he needs a wee :)
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FIEND ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:02,
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He had a wet fart on the bottom one too.
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atomic A-bomb-a-nation ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:06,
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I could never take seriously someone who felt the need to draw his own eyebrows with Tipp-Ex.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:10,
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yas!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 19:41,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Mon 14 Mar 2011, 23:18,
archived )
Bottom one's a little like the Shroud of Adam West.
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Christian's Bolt and Ski ,
Tue 15 Mar 2011, 0:16,
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