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[challenge entry] Apols for poor photoshoppery
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# my keyboard is awash with tea.
you are responsible for this.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# I'd buy you a new one
but I'm a bit skint.

How about by instalments? I can send a Q,W and P this week, but I'll have to save up for a space bar.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# hmmmm
ok, i'll take your word that you're good for it.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Seams far better than mine was

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# ain't
nobody

(underneath Khan's head anyway)


I (do) feel for you, as an afterthought...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:44, archived)
# hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
bits of snot have been expelled from my nose via snorting laughs.

well done sir.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# bwahahahaha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# ha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:36, archived)
# i want to click 'i like this', but,
firefox is borked for me. "trying to open file vote.php"
shall i open or save it?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Pfft!
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Nepalese Woolworm, endangered
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:06, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
Yours?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Tineye likes it.....
EDIT: Ah, the face has changed. Apologies!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# that's pretty much where I was going with this...
;)

Edit: Yes indeed, I withdraw.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:12, archived)
# yes
It's my favorite pet...Taking a walk with it takes half a day...When it's cold i'm using him as scarf
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:17, archived)
# worm sign!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:07, archived)
# Quick, get the maker-hooks!
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Is this cbeebies related
I hate all that Mr Maker 'You sign, we sign' stuff.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:16, archived)
# Sadly, no... :)
You *do* know where it's from, don't you?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:19, archived)
# mr. tumbles needs to die slowly and painfully
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:20, archived)
# mr maker doesn't do sign language
he does make me want to stab him in the face with a high velocity frozen turkey, though
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Macca Alpaca?
Llama Barleymow?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:53, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# My girraft excluder!!
You bastard!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Looks like...
...(i won't say it)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Haha, I fucking love this :D
Have a click good sir :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 20:02, archived)
#
too soon
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:30, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Not what I was expecting
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:35, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# *guilty laugh*
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# For some reason, I thought that was going to end with a towering pink cock ...
*goes off to do other things*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# hahahaha
at last, a decent godzilla tsunami post
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# they re-mem-berr
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:49, archived)
# clever girl....
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:51, archived)
# CHECK THE VENDING MACHINES!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:52, archived)
# i don't want to, i'm full.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:57, archived)
# JA SIMPLEE ZE BEST!
spotify screencap, James appears to be doin a Sneeuurghh

spotify:track:3OkSynRsyKYsu8JG3rbQGW (Hyperspeed (g-force Part 2) by Prodigy)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:00, archived)
# he's trying to do the mashed potatoes
but he's constipated
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:01, archived)
# too much iron in hims gooch
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:02, archived)
# you're gooch-obsessed lately
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:05, archived)
# must bee dese noo nutrients
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Graham?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# That Dood It
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:18, archived)
# definite sneaaarghhh going on there
sweet funkjazz
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:32, archived)
# arr yeah
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:41, archived)
# He don't stop.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:42, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:55, archived)
# hahahaaa!!
fucking hell, best Godzilla post ever :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Bbbbbbbwaaaahahahah!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 21:53, archived)
# that hand that appears from nowhere and forces laura dern's head to turn 90 degrees to where she was looking
arouses me to no end, and for that I am ashamed. and shall now fwap away, full of self-loathing and confusion.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:42, archived)
# haha....."GO 'ZILLA GO"
(, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:32, archived)
[challenge entry] .
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Team GB
Don't you mean Team Goatse?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Team Goatse Bum
or GB for short.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Team Gaping Butthole
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# Team Giant Blurter
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# team Gristle Breached
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:16, archived)
# eeeww
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Team Greasy Backpipe
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# you really need to clean behind your cooker
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Yes, there's quite a build up around the 'fume hood' too
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:24, archived)
# all those greasy deposits...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# my big hob is quite sticky
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)
# my rings are a little tacky, i must admit
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:32, archived)
# <any subsequent replies would descend into utter filth>
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:42, archived)
# descend?
you mean we're actually above utter filth today?
i must be slipping.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Sorry, I meant to clean up the baby oil...
Apologies.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:21, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:54, archived)
# Nice and slow...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Fabulous as bloody usual!
You talented sod!!

*Click*

:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# New RotoTrotter
"Raising the bar"™
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Jane, stop this crazy thing!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Hahah:D
Triggerrrrrr
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# arf!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# hehe
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:13, archived)
# brilliant!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:21, archived)
# "BURN IT, BURNT IT INTO THE RETINA OF MY EYE, so that everytime i blink, i see a lightbulb tainted image of del boy.....falling through the bar"
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:38, archived)
# ....
and then trigger made a face
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Hahahafuck!
*clcik*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:46, archived)
# too soon?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Yes, but I sniggered
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Apparently so
But it's also 15:55
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# 'Click for bigger'...ha ha!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# 'kinell!
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# That would explain it!
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# lol!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# Have a good weekened b3ta
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Wise words.
Is it still the same year?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# sid was clearly a cunt
he got what he deserved.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# My point exactly.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# everybody's dad had a clock like that
should i be stamping on a kitten yet?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# It could easily happen.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# ok then

but do you know how hard it is to write on fluff?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ha ha ha
yes!
First class!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Well, quite
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Dear b3ta

I miss you. Back to the grind. That is all...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Back to the grind!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Clutch
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# haunted by the past
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# so cash
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# But is he worth the money?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:47, archived)
# ^ Would

EDIT: What am I saying...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Shit was so cash
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# 'hanging out on your nerd website all day jerking off to fat chicks'
It's like he knows me!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Ceiling Guido is watching you masturbate
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Ah, a fresh meme!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# What I like most is that he takes his time coming to this nerd websites to tell us this
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:59, archived)
# He had a moment to spare before hitting the gym.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:03, archived)
# HERE'S YOUR BLOODY FISH, WOBBLY, I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# \m/
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# wouldn't, wouldn't, WOULD, wouldn't.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Incorrect
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Geller and that lass from Dollhouse...
oh yes.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:46, archived)
# spike is the only reason to watch it
if you happen to be female and heterosexual.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:50, archived)
# Haha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Are you laughing because every girl you meet is a lesbian
or so they tell you...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:15, archived)
# :(((
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:26, archived)
# I like this.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Oh hi
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:43, archived)
# he pukes christmas presents
what's not to like?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:44, archived)
# *mwah*
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Where's the blood?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:47, archived)
# it washed away
what with it being in the sea and all
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# You're just no fun! No fun at all!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:52, archived)
# oh, but i am
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# ^ trufax
;)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:37, archived)
# About bloody time!


EDIT: And it's a gif - awaits for it to animate...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Crap
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# haha
made me snorf!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# Ew.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:18, archived)
# don't tell me you have never snorfed
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
Is that his girlfriend?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:19, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# HOWDY HO!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# hahahaha
That's great that is!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Ewww...a flower!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Well Fertilised though?
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# i approve of your bunny-esque turd
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Pffft
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:41, archived)
#
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:45, archived)
# A very rough and ready cartoon
To, uh... celebrate Red Nose Day:

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:08, archived)
# arf!
excellent, I've missed your stuff!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:13, archived)
# hehehe
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:14, archived)
# brilliant!
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Do not rely on others.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Fuck you, Aesop.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# No bedtime story for you! Go to your room!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:38, archived)
# I seem to right in the middle of a phase where I always read 'otters' when it says 'others'
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# No, no - you're right
You can't rely on Otters.

That bastard Tarka has still got my Strimmer.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:48, archived)
# hahahaha
splendid, good to see you back.

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:08, archived)
# Teefa!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:35, archived)
# what a cheery chimp!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# hehehe
:)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:26, archived)
# haha
I can see Bruce Forsyth!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I don't like monkeys.
And I never will.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:33, archived)
# I like the idea of them
but up close they're not as appealing.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# hello sexy :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:49, archived)
# This made me lol
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 17:14, archived)
# hello internets we have a boozeletter
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# awesome timing, thanks!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:34, archived)
# yay
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Woo!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:00, archived)
# Ummm. How does this 3view thing work?
I fail to see how attaching a £299 box to my TV with a cable is cheaper and less geeky than attaching a cheap £250 pc to my TV with a cable.


And anyway, I watch most non live TV stuff (including iPlayer, 4OD and the ITV player thingy) via my £250 PS3 which is rather geekily attached to my TV with a cable.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:02, archived)
# Hmmm.
A start-up company with little to no tie-in with the consortium behind YouView, and no clear roll-out policy (or agreements in place) for provision of On-Demand content from the main 4 broadcasters.

Approach with caution.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:10, archived)
# I like the way
the thing at the top of the page linked implies that you can watch Sky 1 on it. Buried in the FAQ is a complete lack of channels you can watch but a note that you can watch Sky player through it if you have a Sky subscription.

Just think of all the Sky subscribers jumping at this chance to own a box which records things for you, lets you pause live TV, watch in HD and watch a selection of programmes whenever you want...

Hang on...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Quite.
Should one want to go down this route, but without subscription, The new Humax Freeview HD PVRs are the way to go. Great bits of kit.

Edit: This sounds like I work PR for Humax :) I don't - I recently got one for my Mother.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I know the street where that mug company is registered
my girlfriend used to live round the corner. There's nothing there except about 3 houses and a weird little church made of corrugated iron.

My money's on the church.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:12, archived)
# I didn't vote for that?
Sorry.. WOO thanks Mr Internetz Cunt!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# You plugged the film!
You delightful ginger bastard!!!

*hugs*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:17, archived)
# And you're got the grand epithet "old-school b3tan" too!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Rather proud of that :o)
7 years not completely watsed then!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:36, archived)
# ;-)
Just your spelling...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Seemingly so...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Cheers rob
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# Cheers robo
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:53, archived)
# Yay
cheers Rob
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:56, archived)
[challenge entry] womens gymnastics is the only bit of the Lympics I watch


well...that and womens shot put, fwaps!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:23, archived)
# beth tweddle
is the only reason the olympics are still going
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Remeber that thing in the desert in Return of the Jedi?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:33, archived)
# two words
Jessica Ennis

granted not gymnastics, but the only reason I'll be watching any of the Olympics (assuming she's involved)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Paraguay's Leryn Franco for me!
she can toss my javelin any time she etc etc etc
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:43, archived)
# ooooh, fingers crossed they go head to head
;)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:50, archived)
# or head to toe *winks like a dirty old man*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Good Lord!
That's a mighty fine looking filly.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:31, archived)
# oh YES!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:37, archived)
# PARAGUAY! PARAGUAY!PARAGUAY! PARAGUAY!PARAGUAY! PARAGUAY!PARAGUAY! PARAGUAY!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:44, archived)
# It's the boots that make it hot.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:32, archived)
# Hey - I live in Africa too?


Has anyone seen Lenny?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# Arf :P
The more I watch this the more I like it, and the more I appreciate the shoppery!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:06, archived)
# cheers!
It's a bit quick and dirty

re sig - nerd lols!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# What do you get if you cross a nerd with the internet?
|nerd|*|the internet|*sinθ
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# you've out-nerded me!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:16, archived)
# Crash and burn!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# Pfffft
*sends Griffy some gooch cayke*
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# I could get used to it
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# hehe
i thought he was doing the bath of beans this year.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Lovely sir!!
*Click*

:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:14, archived)
# haha cheers Ninj
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:17, archived)
# he just needs a hug
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:20, archived)
# and a kiss
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:31, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# oh dear.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# oh fuck
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# of fuck!
you cunt.

i nearly spilt my tea at that stupidity.

:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
#

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# haha :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# a right spanging
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# hahaha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# Ha ha ha
I'm so glad you 'left' that here.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I went for the more sweary option :D

blimey, June 2006 I did that, how time flies
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:05, archived)
# Hahahahaha I love splitting extreme swearing with polite surprise
"Golly gosh and fuck an arsehole! I seem to have won!"
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# Dear b3ta


I miss you.. that is all...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:35, archived)
# 'shitting heck' how rude.. :O


not seen that one :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:10, archived)
# Oh Prodge you naughty!
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# hahahahah!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Oof!
Haha
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hahahahahaha
:D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:34, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 15:55, archived)
[challenge entry] It's within the rules of Internet Olympics.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# Ha ha!
Then all the others swim round in confused circles before giving up.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# man
I had to look that up.. I feel out of the loop :(
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Me too.
But I giggled more than I thought I would when I found out.

What's happened to me that I now find WoW references amusing? Gah!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# needs more...."LET'S DO THIS!!!!" first :D
...and a DK casting the "walk on water" aura first, faceplant :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:40, archived)
# I'm not getting this.....
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# It's MMORPG humour.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# you know what? I still don't really get it
but having watched that link, then looked back at the swimmers pic - I giggled...

Is it to do with going off prematurely?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# ^ this
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Yep
Supposedly the guy went for a piss or something while the rest were discussing what they were going to do. I like it at the end when Leeroy sullenly says: "At least I have chicken."

I have also heard its fake, like the other Warcraft thing where the kid freaks out.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# I think that might become my latest phrase
you're an idio, freebs

yeah, well, at least I have chicken!


freak out kid?

plus...

who was videoing the Leeroy Jenkins Screen thing anyway?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# The wikipedia explanation makes it all clear.
Well, clear-ish.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:02, archived)
# I used to be a competitive swimmer.
During training me and my mates used to shout KNOB CHEESE as we dived in. It used to really piss the coach off!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Once more and he's disqualified.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# In fact he'd be at the first false start.
The rules aren't the same as athletism. but on the Internet, Shouting LEEROY JENKINS also disqualifies the others.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# So who wins?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Whoever wins ... we lose :(
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:07, archived)
# Nice Question. Could an obvious answer be Charlie Sheen ?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:19, archived)
# Least I got chicken.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# hahaha
i had to look this up, but most amusing.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:59, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:25, archived)
# HAhahahaha
excellent
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:28, archived)
# As an ex-WoW addict, I approve of this message!
And obviously it's "At least I ain't chicken", the fabled Leeroy was complaining of his team-mates' lack of courage.

I hear some US soldiers now say this before going into battle. I hope it's true.
(, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 17:08, archived)
# YES!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2011, 18:04, archived)
# That's
clever.

The more I look at it, the funnier it gets.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2011, 8:57, archived)
# stone the crows....you'll never believe....this...un.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Fukushima nuclear plant to be dropped on Libya
edit: er I mean, Woo

and pretend I posted this on the Newsletter subject line compo
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# you may have misplaced this reply
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# I blame Firefox
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# That's my head full of no limts for the rest of the day!
Still, this amused me somewhat.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# I took rather a shine to that lass out of 2 unlimited.
A quick check of the internets indicates she's still in fine fettle. Cor, etc.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:31, archived)
# ^ this.
very much so.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# 3rded
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:47, archived)
# Me four
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:49, archived)
# Newsletter subject line compo
girls and blokeys
type some jokeys
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:04, archived)
# 'Back To The Future'-banned in Libya
No Marty McFly Zone
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# I just loled
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# LiBYANS!

(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# Going to war in the Middle east, because we did it so well last time
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:06, archived)
# This issue contains no pictures..
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# Secret agents worried as price of radioactive sushi plummets.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:07, archived)
# hahahaha
polonium LOL's
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# poLOLnium!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# Colonel Gadaffi is the new face of Travelodge
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# that cat had better be called Fonzy!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# A black Fonzie?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:53, archived)
# "Hey, it worked in Blazing Saddles."
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:55, archived)
# Let's call him Sheriff then.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)
# Pffft :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:17, archived)
# ARRGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
CATS DEVELOPING APOSEABLE THUMBS.

*contacts ad agency*

"what do you mean you've already done it?"
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:46, archived)
# opposable thumbs
pedant
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:11, archived)
# you sounds like paddy mcguiness
of ITV's 'Take me out'

oozing through your inbox like a spent uranium rod.

new with as many readers as fukushima has millisieverts
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:10, archived)
# Chris Moyles stays in Radio 1 studio for 52 hours
his next door neighbour rejoices
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Warquakenami in Japanibya
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# time to musk up
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Bumbling idiot invents jewellery for the anus
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Arf!
it 'aint about the bum-bling, bum-bling.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# BRITISH SOPWITHS TO ENFORCE NO FLY ZONE
Good old defence cuts.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Curtis Mayfield's SupaFly Zone
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Things get worse for Japan, American military to help rescue effort
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)
# from the team that brought you Iraq I and II and Afghanistan V...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:14, archived)
# ...and a very big wave to the people of Japan
Richard Madeley's on air slip up when interviewing families trying to find information about loved ones.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Oof!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# some of this is a lie...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Takeshi's Castle production team accused of "going a bit far"
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# Richard Hammond announces Total Wipeout Japan
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:19, archived)
# This.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
# # News journalists saving up japan nuclear meltdown wank warn of second tsunami
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:15, archived)
# "damn, got that one wrong"
said Gary Glitter outside children in need.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:16, archived)
# French airforce hoisted by their own Mirage
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:18, archived)
# vive la revolution
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Chris Moyles to repeat record breaking DJ stint another 2000 times in order to earn his salary
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
#
* Just 2.4 million pounds can pay for 5 African villages to hire a Chris Moyles for an entire year.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# IGN News Exclusive: teenage population of Miyagi in world record attempt to beat Quake on hardest setting
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# world yearns for slow news day
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:22, archived)
# Now with more aftershocks than a Liverpool bingo club.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:23, archived)
# What is the porpoise of whaling?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# UN Resolutions? You can have one as long as America doesn't want it...
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:26, archived)
# gaddafi retreats to underground volcano base
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# You think they would've had their eyes open to see that coming.....
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:28, archived)
# Moylesathon 'had bigger negative effect on quality of life than fukushima'
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:30, archived)
# TO THE BAT GRAVE
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:32, archived)
# Ouch!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# Ooof!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
# *chortles* :)
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Godzilla joke-free zone
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:33, archived)
# Supporting Red Nose Day by Joining Alcoholics Anonymous
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:34, archived)
# Sponsored by Paul_P: Posting more shit than Radio One made money for comic relief.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:35, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Keep it up mate
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:50, archived)
# I had my moment of glory
I really can't post like that all day everyday
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:54, archived)
# 'moment of glory'?
I must have blinked...where is this moment?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:58, archived)
# about there
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:00, archived)
# Ah!...Those are some world class legs.
I'd like to see the rest of her.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:04, archived)
#
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:08, archived)
# X__X
fuckoff... :P
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:09, archived)
# did say NSFA
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Navy to borrow Thai aircraft carrier
and Fighter jets, Cameron announces

Argentina offers pilots
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Jim Davidson cancels theatre tour - See, it's not all bad news in the world today
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:36, archived)
# smashing in your back doors
with short and stumpy lols
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:37, archived)
# It's official - Royal Wedding cancelled - more important things going on.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Dr Emmett Brown to claim credit for UN Resolution.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:38, archived)
# "To the Bat-Takeaway menu..."
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:41, archived)
# Libyan rebels causes Tsunami through giving drugs to Charlie Sheen says Gaddafi
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:43, archived)
# Laugh and poo...
...you know you want to.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:45, archived)
# INTERNATIONAL BLACK POO DAY
/credit should go to Bluestar on /talk for that one
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# A bit of forethought with the tsunami could have averted the nuclear crisis!
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:52, archived)
# What is it with Middle-Eastern people with Monobrows that we just don't like?
(, Fri 18 Mar 2011, 13:57, archived)

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