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I sent far to long changing the background

And now the wife wants me to head into town to spend my wages :(

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:28, archived)

nice background

Taking the kids to build a bear

(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)

Oh you poor poor sod

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:20, archived)

That's amazing! The advances in genetic technology have made for a fun-filled afternoon with the kids.

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:00, archived)

Let's hope this version is bearable!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:23, archived)

There's hidden undertones about bulemia in that movie.

The original, not this one. I imagine there's huge amounts of nutsack torture in this.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:48, archived)

'nings

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Puromycin is still licking windows, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:27, archived)

haha

(benito vaselini no not that one, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:35, archived)

Mother!

(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)

^This

(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:01, archived)

Hahaha

Father?

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Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:40, archived)

Hahaha ... aces...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:16, archived)

(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:26, archived)

Ha ha!

*click*

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)

The ability to do that decreases with age.....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:19, archived)

Charles Hawtrey is.... Saruman

In... Carry-On up the Crack of Doom!!!

"Oh hello, you look like you like man flesh"

(marky-MALFUNCTION, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:56, archived)

"OoooOOOooooh, anyone want to see a magic trick?

I can make my staff light up!"

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:12, archived)

Nicely shopped....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:23, archived)

Click for bigger (104 kb)

(temac, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:46, archived)

keep 4chan memes away from here

that is all

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:02, archived)

why?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:06, archived)

It goes something like this...

b3ta is a perfectly timed fart.
4chan is just soiling yourself.

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Gallium, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:12, archived)

You sure about that?

I've seen my fair share of follow-throughs on b3ta

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:22, archived)

Consider it a generalised rule rather than a law.

Oh yes, there is a fair amount of the brown trousers around here.
But I'd say it was more manure on a field from which good things can still grow
versus 4chan's septic tank where all you can hope for is the occasional foul smelling mushroom.

(That and I was kinda going for something short and punchy rather than a full "What have the romans ever done for us?" list)

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Gallium, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)

bloody roman immigrants

coming over here improving our country

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:45, archived)

Coming over here...

stealing our men.

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Gallium, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:49, archived)

bringing there catholic god

scaring our children

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:50, archived)

pedocrap

Not to mention the meme is some kind of endorsement of paedo

I imagine the paedo's plotting saying "oh, how can we get them to tolerate this on the baord... hmm, let's make it a joke, yeah, make it kind of a funny meme and joke, that might work. Shit they bought into it, they just laugh about it now, we did it."

And if you complain about some content, someone says "moral fag", which is hypocritical since they are practicing a morality where saying "pedo sucks" is a "sin". So they just have a different set of "morals".

(marporats, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)

4 chan can fuck right off!

/ac

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:09, archived)

Let's face it the majority of your responses are autocomplete ;)

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:10, archived)

keeps me out of trouble

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:29, archived)

just have a look on b3ta

I must have logged on to a different and shitter site

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:39, archived)

Internet olympics, wtf

RIS or...never mind.

A cunning stunt and an incomprehensible one.

(macroscian (1 like), Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:00, archived)

4chans shit

(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:18, archived)

4chan

A teenager's b3ta.

Please, we come here rather than going there because it is utterly shit there. if you want to make memes into your own personal heroes then fuck off back there. We do have some memes here, but bandwagons tend to be short lived and seldom are of a 'paedophiles are okay by us, so long as we post a picture of a bear with the naked children' ilk.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:40, archived)

As there's been a disregard for the FAQs lately....

have a Morph

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:31, archived)

WOO!

Fucking splendid, i never realised morph could get so angry, i bet he's a right bad ass and chas has been asking for it for years with all the mischief he gets up to.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:35, archived)

Morph's definitely got a mean streak in him...

....accident at the plasticine factory.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:47, archived)

DON'T. FUCK. WITH. MORPH.

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Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:15, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:39, archived)

Needs more chunks :)

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HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:13, archived)

magnifique!!

This is most splendid

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:08, archived)

Haha

(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:19, archived)

Haha

Grumpy bastard.

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Chumps 👀, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:42, archived)

Looking forward to Tuesday!

(User #86772, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:10, archived)

Haha ........ace....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 18:21, archived)

From the airline that brough you pay-per-piss...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:03, archived)

Haha

fucking ryanair.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:16, archived)

A lot of people seemed to agree with this one

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:21, archived)

Yes!

*is 10 stone 4*

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Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:38, archived)

Fatty.

You forgot to mention you're 3ft 2".

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:11, archived)

Fair airfare

I agree all flights should be charged as a basic fee for the seat plus the combined weight of you and your luggage. Children would travel cheaply, the fat person stealing your armrest would have paid twice as much as you.

This is the best way to fight the obesity epidemic.

(fws4, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:03, archived)

why isn't this already done?

(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:16, archived)

And I thought he sucked !

(DJTK, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:54, archived)

Ah don' blow - ah suck!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSQVvjiXxJU

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:06, archived)

HA!!!

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:12, archived)

heh top stuff

on an unrelated note...

I better not hang around long my name is probably still mud

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:29, archived)

Hahaha

Where have you been DJTK

(herman:D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:22, archived)

any sheffield b3tans about?

i made some arts, and i'm showing / selling them at the showroom in the city centre today!

got very busy with my scalpel, cutting mat and spray cans! :)

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:27, archived)

I'm convinced that about half of b3ta

is from, or has lived in Sheffield.

If I were at uni this weekend, I'd come along and annoy you by not buying anything.

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The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:58, archived)

it's a city that inspires much cynical, dispair oriented humour....

the citizens gravitate to here! :D

have another photo:

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:12, archived)

wow these are really cool

i'm nowhere near sheffield though

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:00, archived)

This

but miles away.

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@><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:14, archived)

These are very nice and have taken a lot of work, real life vectoring.

But my feeling is it's a bit old hat and quite a lot of peole are doing this sort of stuff now with pop culture things.

I wish you all the best in your show and hope you sell them all, but not my cup of tea and i'm miles away from sheffield.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:33, archived)

well, it was a newer hat when i started doing it 6 years ago!

but i appreciate it isn't everyones cup of tea.

it's a sci fi and comic fair, so it's stuff painted to suit the market, iyswim.

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:33, archived)

splendid

then spot on the money for the target audience. not belittleing your efforts and if you've been doing it that long then at least you're not jumping on the bandwagon.

have a slap up chinese with the profits.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:27, archived)

so far sold an original composition of lemmy from motorhead

priced a ruby wedding commission and been sounded out about painting someones shower curtain. hopefully with with paint, rather than anything sinister.

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:34, archived)

So you're (hoping to) make money from copywrited characters?

Send in the lawyers!

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:02, archived)

exhibiting them, honest.

and selling cutsomised original commissions. :)

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 12:09, archived)

NING B3TA! and Happy Birthday to this lovely pair.

Anne Vyalitsyna of Sports Illustrated fame.

and Ursula Andress of Bond Girl fame

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:20, archived)

nice

especially the side boob action.

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:34, archived)

Everyone loves side-boob

Even the girls... and Peter Griffin

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:35, archived)

If only there was a tv show dedicated to side boob action.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:26, archived)

Top norkage!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:03, archived)

Thanks...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:32, archived)

Red wine

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:15, archived)

this is fucking awesome

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:25, archived)

Thanks :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:32, archived)

Again

Brilliant, like others I am not normally a fan of this kind of thing but this is tops, much wooness :)

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Jimmer still not dead at, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:45, archived)

much deserving a large portion of "woo" here

great depth

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:29, archived)

Thank you :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)

That IS cubism

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hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:29, archived)

Or maybe triangulism

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)

not normally a fan of this style, but this i do like

if only i could make it official in some way...but it's borked

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:32, archived)

Edit: Open with... mouse?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:35, archived)

it was working fine until a couple of days ago...

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:38, archived)

You could try prodding a rob or cr3,

Or posting it in
b3ta.com/questions/bugs_and_feature_requests/

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 16:31, archived)

My internet came back to life just in time to see this.

Spectacular.

I don't like giving advice, but you really ought to be showing this stuff.

Viva la internets!

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:43, archived)

Welcome back!

And cheers :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:44, archived)

In other news, I've just gashed my thumb with a handsaw.

Which is to be expected when sawing wood and watching a French movie with subtitles.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:01, archived)

i shouldn't lol, but i am

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:05, archived)

lolz.

I'm pretty excited about a gate I've welded up. I even cut down a redwood tree and milled it into lumber to fill in the steel metalwork. A shitload of work.

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cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:17, archived)

Merde!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:07, archived)

It's true! Some asians turn red when they drink!

And if they keep drinking, if they're not careful, they turn into triangles.

Woo to your style, haven't seen it in a while, or ever.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:54, archived)

Haha cheers

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:07, archived)

I loved the abstractness of your Gok

This is off the charts! Wow!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:23, archived)

That is ace.

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:29, archived)

Yeah! Ha-Ha!

Now where's Mr. Big?

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:41, archived)

Woah....!

Very nice.. I can see the point of that...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:41, archived)

brilliant work, reminds me a lot of mazikeen as depicted in the kindly ones comic book

/nerd blog

edit - the more i look at this the more i like it, any chance of a wallpaper type aspect ratio if you do any more in this style?

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:27, archived)

just rotate it 90 degrees

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:38, archived)

ah cunning!

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sock more tea vicar?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:40, archived)

This is all of the lovely

*click*

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:52, archived)

I like this a lot

Always good stuff, but this is especialy excellent in my view.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 8:37, archived)

Woo

Loving ths

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smaggers Like a gibbon on helium, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 9:38, archived)

Fantastic!

You have been *clicked*

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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 10:38, archived)

oooh, very nice!

but sexeh tiem with her would be too stabby

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 11:16, archived)

That

I would hang on my wall. *prints*

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TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 13:05, archived)

I sometimes find your work a bit formulaic and 'OMG I HAZ FILTAZ' esque.

I say this, because I want to highlight how much it means when I say that I like this a lot.

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LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 15:42, archived)

Man, this is quite special.

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Shlvng, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 19:05, archived)

Just came for a quick look at the popular page and saw this......

You know I'v always liked your stuff in this style....
But this is the best I'v ever seen from you ....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 21:43, archived)

Had to delurk to say "I LOVE this".

This is all kinds of awesome.

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bennyhillslovechild, Sun 20 Mar 2011, 5:32, archived)

earlier: b3ta.com/board/10367097

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:18, archived)

Wheat ibex?

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:18, archived)

pyrenean

lives on only in the world of photoshop. bit sad, really. top-10-list.org/2009/08/07/recently-extinct-animals/

~~photoshop~~gimp

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:22, archived)

what i mean is

it's sad when the fluffy stuff dies out. all the poisonous, stingy, spiky, nasty animals can quite happily die off.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:25, archived)

unless they're tasty.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:31, archived)

bit slow tonight, me

wheat ibex...weetabix.

and now i've got the fuckin munchies, real bad

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:37, archived)

i have weetabix, or

apologies if that was a relative.

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:39, archived)

You shouldn't be heating food in clingfilm in the microwave.

Just sayin.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:18, archived)

it's okay

i have a tinfoil hat

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:19, archived)

Saved!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:33, archived)

This makes me what to invent the USB foodbot.

Just add water, powdered milk, flour, sugar, some spices, coffee, tea, etc, a whole array of stuff. With powdered eggs, baking powder, baking soda, it could make pancakes and waffles. Just configure it with a syrup provider.

Then download recipes for interesting treats.

Or the USB bar, quite similar. Configure it with various alcohols, mixers, bitters, etc. USB bar. Thirsty? *click*

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:59, archived)

1.steal idea
2.patent
3...
4.profit

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:10, archived)

Steel idea!

Just configure it with iron, carbon, vanadium, tungsten, cobalt and chromium. Make wrought iron, pig iron, stainless steel, tungsten carbide, and beautiful chrome teeth grills.

Order coke in bulk. When angry, say "Slag!" and throw slag at them.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:16, archived)

*orders twenty tonnes of coke*

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:40, archived)

Guaranteed low sulphur content.

Smells more like your Aunt's fart during tea than the sewers of Mumbai. And it's hot, hot, hot!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:46, archived)

The mizer would be easy, but very expensive,

goining on the cost of similar sampling machines in biochemistry...

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:19, archived)

arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

aww

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:22, archived)

just realised i've done loads of these

here's the best of the rest
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/sqoat.jpg
www.b3tards.com/u/4f3e520a1ba01b78eff9/happy_spider.gif

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:30, archived)

Second of those is fantastic

haha didn't realize it was animated at first

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:34, archived)

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:40, archived)

*likes*

You wouldn't have a spidergoat in there for me somewhere, would you?

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:40, archived)

almost

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:14, archived)

Surely you kid.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:20, archived)

*imagines two more superfluous limbs*

That'll do, pig!

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RedHouse over yonder, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 7:19, archived)

GOG?

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 6:53, archived)

They made me post it.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:20, archived)

childishly delightful

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:21, archived)

Ta.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:22, archived)

Well I've drunk all the alcohol, time for bed.

Had anyone else noticed that
'coalition'
is an anagram of
'coat in oil'
?

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:04, archived)

Slippery fuckers.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:05, archived)

spry puerile fecks

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:10, archived)

Bah!

I wish I had a gif to hand that depicted a frying pan being swung at a notional target and making a kind of 'spang' noise...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:24, archived)

I have no

excuse.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:28, archived)

you can borrow mine if you like

edit: that's strange - it seems to play faster in firefox - I'd only seen it in explorer before.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:28, archived)

I'm rather enjoying it

in Firefox.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:31, archived)

Well it's the only spang I've had the patience to do,

so you'll probably see it again in a couple of months.

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:33, archived)

Ta, that's very kind.

But, becuse of the parrying, the perpetrator remains unspanged.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:32, archived)

fussy bastard

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:35, archived)

Also

I'm not falling for it and spanging myself. The last time I did that it hurt for a week.

Edit: and so to bed.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:59, archived)

hahaha

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:46, archived)

The right eye's a duck!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:00, archived)

your right or the cat's?

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:01, archived)

The

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 3:05, archived)

chortles :D

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Elvis impersonator, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 4:30, archived)

Agreed. I had to do something too. =3

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:09, archived)

My 1st post :)

Click for bigger (134 kb)

(Dimwit, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:08, archived)

I like this, and I'm JMG!

Well played.

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:11, archived)

1st!

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:13, archived)

Superb start.

And finish.

Welcome. Very welcome at this rate.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:17, archived)

You did it right first time

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Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:22, archived)

Smug, in it's essence..

forget the croissant

Welcome, the world is yours my friend..
..shop it, shop it hard.

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Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:28, archived)

hahaha

welcome to b3ta :D

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:47, archived)

I say, do more.

Lots more. Flood the place. Thanks in advance. Woo as a post-script.

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:12, archived)

Me, Friz.

(__, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:58, archived)

YES!!

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)

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Jam Master Geordie Hero of B3ta., Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)

HANG ON MISTA FRODO I'M COMMING TO HALP!

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:23, archived)

I preferred the Tom Baker incarnation, Friz.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)

Knob off, fucko

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broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:01, archived)

Meanwhile, I'll leave this here.

A sketch done in a bus.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:12, archived)

you have some interesting travelling companions.

My bus was always full of chavs.

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:14, archived)

Some insightful feedback!!

Thicker forearm guards. Thinner panties. Bigger feet.

Done!

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I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:14, archived)

'Kill it, it's not dead yet!!!!'

"Fffffblah-blah-F-Fff-Blah"

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:14, archived)

*purchases costly, high quality cast iron le Creuset ordnance wherewith to cunt it in the fuck*

*cunts it in the fuck*

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:24, archived)

"Spilt it in half...and eat it!"

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Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:27, archived)

A decent slosh of good olive oil, a decent slosh of red wine, some chopped shallots, a tin of good tomatoes, some parseley, sage, rosemary and thyme...

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:32, archived)

Fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:33, archived)

Is it

"Oh Christ, don't you fucking start," Roy?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:36, archived)

Hehe

It's good but it's not right.

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:39, archived)

b'dum tshhhh

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:42, archived)

0_0

(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:03, archived)

Say what you see

A smug Irish cunt?

Riiiiight!!

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finnbar has officially retired, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:40, archived)

I really like dinosaurs in lingerie

(rubbish monkey eh?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:52, archived)

thats much better than my Paedo Panda

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:56, archived)

The person who sold your Paedo Panda his bag of sweets deserves a clip round the ear.

Because he spelt it "Swees".
*EDIT* Bah! You're a swifter editor than I am!

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:02, archived)

Dinosaur has no tits

which is obvious, since it is not a mammal.

(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:43, archived)

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4Q just lurking, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:44, archived)

nuff said

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An Egg ,D, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:51, archived)

It is a Tranisaurus?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 5:43, archived)

After a conversation about dolphin gang rapists I drew a Paedo Panda.

He can't spell sweets, I can of course.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:47, archived)

He'll never go to prison

because he never gets round to the bumming bit, the lazy, tiny-penised fucker.

Pandas really are shit.

However, the picture is lovely, if such a thing can be said.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:49, archived)

I was hoping

that "swee 5" was some kind of special chemical for seducing infants. When will science catch up with my needs?

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Grundlebiscuit, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:07, archived)

It already has.

The question is, when are the United Nations going to agree on how to deal with them?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:12, archived)

looks like me on a monday morning

(rubbish monkey eh?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:07, archived)

I also do my noncing on

monday mornings.
;)

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Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 1:35, archived)

5 days of grooming

(rubbish monkey eh?, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 2:19, archived)

pop ups would be hell....

always appearing when you don't want them

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:15, archived)

I knew a fiend once.

Killed a lot of Jews, but was nice to kids and old people.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:18, archived)

The Krays were like that.

Nice guys, just don' owe them any money.
And Ghengis Khan was a nice chap as well.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:20, archived)

They loved their mothers, it's said.

I love my mother too, though, and I don't expect that to be used in my defence when I commit the horrific atrocity I may or may not commit.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:27, archived)

I have to body of a twnety-year-old.

D'you wanna see it? It's just in the garage.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:31, archived)

I have commitment issues.

And didn't you sign off a minute ago?

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:35, archived)

I did, but realised I had another 15 minutes.

I havew four minutes until I have to go, but as they're at the play area, it's no big deal if I'm a few minutes late, so I'm listening to old Blur albums and posting.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:38, archived)

I'm also listening to ABC

and feeling strangely nostalgic for a decade that was a) crap and b) one that I barely knew.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:40, archived)

I may work on a masterpiece this afternoon to post for the UK morning.

I don't know what, though.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)

Try 'Psychocandy' by the Jesus and Mary Chain before you desert it entirely.

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Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:44, archived)

Will do.

I like a lot of 80s music.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:50, archived)

ಠ_ಠ

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FIEND, Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:21, archived)

I'm sorry.

I'm going out of mind with boredom.

I might start trolling BNP and EDL sites if it weren't pas bed time in Blighty.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:22, archived)

As a mark of acknowledgement of my recent cuntitude,

I shall sign off and go meet the Mrs and kids for lunch.
Night!

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sat 19 Mar 2011, 0:25, archived)

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