Please, bring the kids.... bring the kids....
Chicken Bhuna Size Here
(Chicken Bhuna Size Here
tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:00,
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Nice work.It seems to be Dennis Leary's observation writ large - "Only in America will you find someone for whom crystal meth just isn't enough."
(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:07,
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thanks!It's been on my mind for months. Started it a while back then got bored drawing all the Mickey's. Saw an advert for 'Disney on Ice' so finished it off over the weekend. Then had no idea what to do with it...so plopped it here.
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:10,
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Have you met Crystal Meth?She's enough for anyone!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:28,
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I remember watching Crystal Meth and Alistair as a kid.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:38,
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splendid.it all started wheh minnie had buck teeth.
sorry, i meant was fucking goofy.
(sorry, i meant was fucking goofy.
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:34,
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That is a truly wonderful user name.And the image is wootiful, too.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:38,
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Why TY Sir...it's actually the name of a South African politician. Also the name of a Canadian band. I got the name first hence I have all the default email accounts (hotmail, gmail, yahoo etc etc.) so now i get random emails aimed at the band from promoters and fans. I'm almost tempted to start replying causing sexy havoc...
( tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis...,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:43,
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Ah, I used to get emails for the BBC camerman of the same name. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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There's a BBC Cameraman called Colonel Boris?
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JebediahSpringfield,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:12,
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Ooof, my childhood...Oh well. This is ace. :D
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:10,
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Pearoast from a million years ago (my first post since October 2008? Blimey...)
Mmmmm ... what? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:12,
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do not question it just enjoy it
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:17,
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Judge Anderson, Psi Division.Friend of Dredd, regular host of Judge Death.
Always drawn with impressive cleavage, hence the nod.
(Always drawn with impressive cleavage, hence the nod.
Captain Howdy,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:19,
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Sorry - I wasn't listening -what?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:20,
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jelly on a plate, Jelly on a plate. wibble wobble, wibble wobble...what?
(
doog Don't read this.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:43,
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good griefhas she captured the Mitchell brothers?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:13,
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Yes, it's very impressive
(
Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:38,
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Yes it does, doesn't it? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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Thank you..I've just had a shower...
Note to self: Put may pantz on before using b3ta
(Note to self: Put may pantz on before using b3ta
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:18,
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I can't see any kind of helmet in the above picture
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emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:40,
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not saying I wouldn't but I was just expecting a bit more after the pic you posted
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:35,
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I feel rather put out.Colonel outranks Captain, surely?
www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
(www.b3ta.com/board_stats/mainboard-users.html
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:35,
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I was half expecting youto change your username to Field Marshal Howdy, CinC B3ta.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:46,
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fuck yeahin the top again.
( Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:49,
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WHAT HAPPENED THERE!(I think my Random Quote says it all)
PS. Does anyone fancy a Stats board word search? If so, do you want the Top 30, or all 90??
(PS. Does anyone fancy a Stats board word search? If so, do you want the Top 30, or all 90??
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:52,
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>FUCK GANDAP
Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:45,
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O Hai judge andersonnice helmet.
*stares*
(*stares*
Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:46,
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I Say!*subscribes*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:53,
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HUBBA HUBBA!I thought that was piper for a sec
'nings all
('nings all
XLVII .uk,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:02,
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She's psychic.She knows exactly what you're thinking.
And she still does it.
Tart.
(And she still does it.
Tart.
joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:32,
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*unzips*
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: The Internet Olympics"){kind=small}
hahahahathat's actually very funny indeed
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:22,
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I have to agree with Forbes - this is rather delightful.
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Captain Howdy,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:39,
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I feel compelled to concur with The Good Captain - this is magnificently wonderful. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:42,
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I pretty much despise A Vagabond and everything he posts,but this time I must agree - that is quite splendid.
( BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:45,
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Look just because your mum loves me more than you doesn't mean we can't be friends. Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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Hahaha. She passes on her regards. BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:56,
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I pretty much despise BleachedEgo and everything he post,but I do love drawing CDCs and teen porn is quite splendid
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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I am disgusted by the show of sycophancy abovebut I am moved to join in by the quality of this image
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:47,
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I like your username.nothing to say about anyone else above
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:50,
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I never realised he had such lovely legs... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:55,
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Of course he doeswhy else do you think he's so smug?
( emvee cruor deo cruoris,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:56,
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Domo-kun looking good for when the stagger unravels.'Ning peeps. How are we all?
( barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:01,
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Enjoying a glorious, post-equinox, spring day.And gratz to your bro - haven't seen the film, but glad to hear he's having success in his chosen field.
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:04,
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Days longer than nights FTW!Cheers - bro is currently bricking it waiting for opening weekend figures to come through...
I went to see it with a few mates - genuinely enjoyed it which was nice. Would have hated to have had to lie through my teeth!!
(I went to see it with a few mates - genuinely enjoyed it which was nice. Would have hated to have had to lie through my teeth!!
barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:07,
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Going by how they've judged their run-upthe only one who stands a remote chance of getting over their hurdle is the kitten. Domo-kun's clearly going to trip over his and fall flat on his face, and the other two are going to run straight through theirs.
Thus proving that kittens win the internet.
(Thus proving that kittens win the internet.
.Yeti.,
Tue 22 Mar 2011, 10:37,
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Oh, I nearly forgot to post todays Birthday Girl...I was going to try and catch you out by doing Ronaldinho to see if you could guess if it was male or female, but I settled for Vanessa Branch of Pirates of the Caribbean fame.
Original & 
Original
(Original & Original Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:04,
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I say old chapwww.top-models.com/pics/pics-high/Vanessa-Branch-38887.jpg
Linked as might be NSFW
(Linked as might be NSFW
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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greetings Captaindraw us a picture?
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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I'm just finishing off Judge Anderson.Which isn't as much fun as it sounds..
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:37,
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hoorayfunny you should say that...
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:40,
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I thought Ayrton Senna was today's birthday girl?:)
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:06,
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Ha ha ha....No, that was just caused by the impact of the steering wheel hitting his manhood so hard.
EDIT: I wish I hadn't thought that
(EDIT: I wish I hadn't thought that
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:10,
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oh dearStand in the corner and think about what you've just done now.
( bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon.,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:14,
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Yes, I know.... It was you that put these thoughts into my head! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 9:18,
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Just looking ahead...I may do Fanny Ardant tomorrow, because I think her name is lovely.
Or I could do Jennifer Titus, although not in the biblical sense.
(Or I could do Jennifer Titus, although not in the biblical sense.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 10:51,
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Patrick Moore's died? Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 8:56,
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Still jabbering at 73mph, although sounding more and more garbled now, sadly.... but long may he continue to. :)
(,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:09,
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Dear GamesmasterHow the fuck do I stop playing World of Warcraft.
( Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 12:36,
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Happy Birthday to possibly the greatest driver, ever...Because this is a serious one, I was not sure if I should go with:
1. The Normal Greys
2. A Spot of colour 
3. Pop-Arty 
I would love to here which style do you prefer?
(1. The Normal Greys
2. A Spot of colour 3. Pop-Arty I would love to here which style do you prefer?
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 7:24,
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Pop arty.It looks like he has a giant moustache.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 7:32,
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What too soon?If Schumacher had died at the height of his fame he would have been declared the best driver ever
*edit
One week till the new season
(*edit
One week till the new season
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 7:43,
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hahahahahaI mean :(
( Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 8:22,
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^ Is that 19 individual people? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 11:47,
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WooJust one question. Is the singer/Guitar player a midget?
It does not matter if he is, I just wondered?
/politicaly.correct/blog
(It does not matter if he is, I just wondered?
/politicaly.correct/blog
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 6:07,
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This made a little bit of snot fall out of my right nostrilThanks! :D
(
Obz Click, ting, stamps,
Wed 23 Mar 2011, 20:27,
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Ha!Is this based on a true story?
( El Cid ...wing attack plan R...,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 8:25,
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Cockmando !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIEND,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:00,
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:D dodecastril(
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 0:40,
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look, I found the vector trace tool :D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:15,
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I had to export each frame, then drop each into a vector trace tool, then recompile the frames into a gif PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:26,
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:Dand I'll do it again and again
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 2:06,
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loot rorrim eht dnuof ouy stargnoctext is mental backward too :)
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knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:17,
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That's a neat trick dude.
Oh well, it's not working on the page any more.... try this though: type ‮ after a sentence in the main Message posting window and take a look at the preview.
The effect disappears when you post to the board for some reason.
(Oh well, it's not working on the page any more.... try this though: type ‮ after a sentence in the main Message posting window and take a look at the preview.
The effect disappears when you post to the board for some reason.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:26,
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Also, this: ☻/
/▌
/ \ l l* | ▫ π ▫ | l.
Hmmm... it's all still working ok in preview but not on the board... must be a character set issue I reckon.
(/▌
/ \ l l* | ▫ π ▫ | l.
Hmmm... it's all still working ok in preview but not on the board... must be a character set issue I reckon.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:34,
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Ok...if you type ‮ at the end beginning of a text post on /board and look at the preview, the text will be backwards.
If you then post the message, the text will revert to normal.
That's wtfiaboa.
But yeah instead of doing that I should probably make a picture.
(If you then post the message, the text will revert to normal.
That's wtfiaboa.
But yeah instead of doing that I should probably make a picture.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 3:12,
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I like gary sneezehe plays a great character in CSI NY
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:40,
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i dont get itRed lightbulb? Bowling ball? Space hopper?
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 1:42,
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Yep.Everything appears to be in order here.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:36,
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Cock a doodle doo boyee.I wish we could go back in time and force these people to look at these.
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:43,
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the lesser-spotted gusset-creeper
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:12,
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i think it's time i flopped my drunken arse into bed.g'night all!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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That's amazing.The way the teeth follow you round the room...
( Crystal Magnet Like a diamond geezer, but better,
Mon 21 Mar 2011, 0:08,
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i did an arts .. kind of.
snake/forbidden fruit blah blah blah
FIEND,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:54,
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Nice to see you giving some love to Gordon Brown.
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:55,
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Not too busy. He's actually recently taken up crochetprobably
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:18,
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Hmm! Half an hour passes...Seems no one cares enough to know, or to put his name into Google and find out!
(,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:19,
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This is a helpful reminder as to why I don't eat food that's supposed to be healthy.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:57,
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You have a latent fear of two headed snakes hiding in anything with less than 2% fat?
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:59,
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Funny thatI have a fear of eating two-headed snakes because of their frankly outrageous levels of cholesterol. And fangs.
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:19,
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And the tooth-endangering crunchiness. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:30,
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Actually it's that bit that I savorit helps me overcome my fear of heart-disease and venom; keeping coming back for more snake and kidney pie every time.
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:44,
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*titters*
Oh, you are offal.
(Oh, you are offal.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:53,
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Yeah, I'll liver to regret it. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:05,
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I was going to come up with another offal-based punbut I kidney be arsed.
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:10,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faggot_%28food%29
Didn't really feel like I could just leave that one hanging there.
(Didn't really feel like I could just leave that one hanging there.
Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:15,
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hope the above linky disperses any confuddlement that may have occuredbit risqué I know
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:21,
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It's the food of the gods. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:26,
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Russian Futurist Blowjob
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:07,
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I quite liked their 2nd LP. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:33,
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Well over-ratedThe side-project/concept album "Fetus Eater Peter" shat all over it in my opinion.
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:01,
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It certainly had its moments.But passages of "LOOK AT MY GAPING RINGPIECE! NO, DON'T LOOK AWAY, KEEP LOOKING!" had a certain ethereal beauty to them.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 23:09,
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hahahaHe looks like he's been caught in the act.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:46,
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hooray for elephants
I bet that's tangy.
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:25,
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If you squint, it kind of looks like Miffy with prostate cancer. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:41,
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scrotum, the newest fashion trend Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:52,
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That expressionis for when people try and milk him.
( Fitznicely into a thimble,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 22:23,
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vast improvement Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:33,
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I'll bring the sledgehammer and the crowbar, you bring the key to the mausoleum
(
Mu Dinofiddler,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:52,
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What time?Don't forget we've got our Necrophilia Anonymous meeting at 11:00
(,
Sun 20 Mar 2011, 21:56,
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