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# Does someone here work for Audi?
So, District Line was a big shagged last night...had to walk home - found myself laughing like a loon in Kensington at this:



Probably GC actually...still funny...
(TeabagSalad Never teabag a troll, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# Scroll down about....800 pixels.
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:57, archived)
# don't you mean
(UTB, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:50, archived)
# I can't tell what you've shopped?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# Congratulations
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:13, archived)
# you numpty
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Haven't checked /links today, perhaps it's already in there too?
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
#
fired ham, fried ham,
cheese and baloney,
...and after the macaroni,
we shall have some,
pickles, and pretzels,
and then we'll have some more fried ham,
fried ham fried ham fried ham fried ham.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Do they even still play in the same league?
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:46, archived)
# "Let's gan yem, pet."
I liked the guy in the Alan Partridge series; "Sorry - you're just making a noise now ... "
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Geordie guy in partridge.
Did you know he is the voice in the "Meerkatz" simples adds?
(The Return of The Mack, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# was just about to say this^
he does the voice for Aleksandr
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:04, archived)
# No wai?
But he's just so ... fucking ... Geordie?!

Also, the guy in Father Ted - the presenter of A Song For Ireland.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# he was also mervin in fur tv :D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwzlP7XoCb0
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:11, archived)
# Spuggy man, yer a Newcastle lass..dinnae wander far
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:49, archived)
# aye geoff
me eyes me eyes dunc man


I might only know geordie from biker grove
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# HE CANNET SEE MAN!
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:19, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# yea...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:42, archived)
# i think everyone's too busy doubled-up with laughter at your latest offering to comment
(itob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:59, archived)
# fuck off you useless greek trolling cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:04, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:10, archived)
# I see my latest offering to comment has made you double up with laughter
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:11, archived)
# it made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# is this how you react in interview?
because i may have identified the problem.
(itob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:26, archived)
# teach me how to dance zorba!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:27, archived)
# Best of all the passport office's reactions
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Hahahahaha! Oooooh!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:09, archived)
#
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# and FLING!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:07, archived)
# aka "The one with Barbara Windsor's bikini top flying off"
Does anyone remember anything else about that film?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
# my childhood memory lied to me by saying she had big boobs :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:18, archived)
# Like Mars Bars
They look bigger when you're young.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs ๐Ÿฆ‡ ↓ dn สŽษส sแด‰ษฅส‡ ↓๐Ÿฆ‡, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:34, archived)
# Wagon Wheels suffer a similar fate as you get older
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:43, archived)
# and snow
Everyone talks about winters being harsher as a kid but snow will look a lot deeper when you are 3ft tall
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:15, archived)
# yeah there is the bit with Kenneth
^ may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Charles Hawtrey cavorting in a tent shop with Valerie Leon
is the only other memory I have

Mmmm... Valerie Leon
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Now there was a woman who could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I say Matron!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# My offering of the meme - had to get it out of my head, its gone now...
(NickBlinko Papas Adrianas, Papas Adrianas, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:51, archived)
# you never know when there may be spare toast
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# spare Toast you say..
now all we need is a big lump of butter...
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Not shopped
Found at London Bridge station
Goat not at sea?

Obligatory shopped image too :)
Shopped Goat at Sea
(JediHomer Weebles wobble, some fall down, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# Add a snake head to that goat and compo!
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:47, archived)
# add Compo's head and compo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:51, archived)
# Angry goatse face is angry
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# proof that audi drivers are arseholes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:29, archived)
# Always for the Captain
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# NING Toasty!
Is he a big lump of Flubber?

* Also this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# BOOB!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Idiot
It's Pootle from The Flumps.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# I've had teachers that looked like that :o/
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# this ooohh umm
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Yay!
Can you do Death's Head too? Pretty please?

/just got through reading Hulk vs. Death's Head
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# *googles*
hahahaha, not seen him before. I can see the design process,
"we need a really cool bad guy"
"like Darth Vader?"
"yeah but scarier"
"like Darth Vader with metal horns?"
"Bingo"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
# Haha, yeah he's a bit of a childhood hero
He fought everyone from the Transformers to Doctor Who to the Fantastic Four, but then came the debacle that was Death's Head II :(
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# bonus deadpool and Captain USA
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:28, archived)
# hooray
can you draw me Rubber Duck from "Convoy"?

Ta

(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:38, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:49, archived)
# ningles toasty,
where's hulks head?

i'm just about to take some hulk comics back to my local library, it was the 'son of banner' story arc.

how are things with you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:46, archived)
# Love it!
Please please please make t-shirts. I would buy every one. Especially your Dark Judges one, which was genius. Oh and I second the plea for a Deaths Head.
(I helped save b3ta! bruised_blood has no bruises, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:21, archived)
# I think they printing them would break various copyright laws
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:51, archived)
# however there is nothing stopping you making a hi res version available
and people making their own t-shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 12:08, archived)
# HULKTASTIC!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Would it be possible for some Batman?
Sorry apart from Deadpool I'm not a massive Marvel fan.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:34, archived)
# I fucking love this, and I fucking love you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Morning All!
So they're saying we have to choose?





(andysine, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Hahahahaha this
SAY NO TO CUTS!

Because we can afford it ... somehow ...

I have no idea how economics works, and have no interest in the world beyond the entertainment provided me by the shiny fun electronic toys I can purchase.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# This is quite good
sturdyblog.wordpress.com/2011/04/08/to-whom-do-we-owe-this-money-exactly/

Not so much for the article as the comments
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# ha
I read this the other day and thought "I know, why not just move to the country with the least debt?"

turned out it was Libya
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# I bet houses are cheap there
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# and well-ventilated
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Soldier shoots baby
soldier gets money
?????
PROFIT
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# RACIST.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
# So true...
anyway, what would happen it you spread butter on a cats back and then dropped it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# sexytiem
that's what.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:25, archived)
#
www.funnymos.com/funny-pictures/cat2.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:26, archived)
# Hahahaha SCIENCE!
"In conclusion, then, my esteemed colleagues, the cat would land on it's arse."
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# arse or face
there's only one way to find out...
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Soldiers or babies - but which is better?
there's only one way to find out
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# "A soldier fighting a baby?"
"Are you happy now, Colin Firth?"
- Charlie Brooker
(User #86772, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 14:45, archived)
# there's only one way to find out...
*edit - haha, great minds hedonist
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# The baby would win for sure.
Without a bulletproof vest, the soldier doesn't stand a chance!
(andysine, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Indeed!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:35, archived)
# so if I vote NO, nobody gets anything?
hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# good morning!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:24, archived)
# Hello!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Yay Bernard Cribbens!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:49, archived)
# idiot, it's Pootle from the Flumps
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# idiot
it's papa smurf
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Idiot
it's obviously Keith Allen
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:54, archived)
# let's not be rude
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:55, archived)
# ok my little snugglebum
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:16, archived)
# or the sweary tramp meme
much the same person
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking along those lines :)
/couldn't remember the name though!

Nice work micto.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# good and bad conclusion last night I thought
could have done with being a 3 parter to tie up the masses of loose ends/missing prosecutions.
And while Body Farm looks nice and messy, Keith Allen? oh dear.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)
# I agree wholeheartedly with that
felt like it was really hitting its stride, then ran out of time, not so much a 'going out with a bang' as a 'shit, the fuse isn't as long as we thought, run way! run away'!
still, could have been worse.
I shall miss Trevor Eve shouting alot and walking as if he's carrying two sheep under his arm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Hahahahahaha, fingers crossed for Trevor Eve in "The shouty shepherd detective" coming soon to ITV4
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# You herd it hear first....
The Shouty Shepherd Detective is too good an opportunity to miss...
b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1161517
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# it's shear genius, can't fail
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# You can't pull the wool over THIS Copper's eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:39, archived)
# Ewe've got to get up pretty early to outsmart him


We should write a pilot and send it to him

and I like how we're both trying to avoid the obvious flock jokes
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Trevor Eve is Shawn Sheppard in 'The Shouty Shepherd Detective'
A Rambunctious Detective investigates crimes in the Cotswolds with Shear determination. Ewe get on the wrong side of him, and Ewe don't stand a chance. He takes down the Baaaaad men; Flock, stock and Barrel

/Shit, now I know what it feels like to be a programmer on BBC3
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 10:29, archived)
# hahahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Nobody ever believed me
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# His left eye is fanfrikintastic
and the rest is also very good
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# ta!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry] Nothing new under the sun
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:09, archived)
# Good lord!

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:20, archived)
# THE POPE
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Crikey!
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Nice!
This, as every good Protestant/Englishman knows, is the Pope's true form.
(Meagrom, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Todays birthday boy is.....
Andy Garcia and today, birthday girl Shannen Doherty lent him her top.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# i'm not sure if i would've prefered it the other way round
you gave us tits though and what tits they are

edit - tit, not tits
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:17, archived)
# :)
Do you mean Shannen Doherty in Andy Garcia's shorts?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:18, archived)
# Do you mean like this?


Click for NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# PRAISE THE LORD!!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 13:18, archived)
# oh my yes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# (Special Effects by Industrial Light And Magic)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:33, archived)
# This is a fact! Happened to all his main films, didn't it =)
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 Apr 2011, 11:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 6:44, archived)
# Is she looking out of a window?
if so, I wish I was on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Too pointy!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
#
Must be cold.
(Good Penny, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:05, archived)
# you should think about selling
these :D they are great! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:02, archived)
# Cheers Rev :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:03, archived)
# I think he may have a point
You really should sell this
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Beautiful
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# Thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)
# Very nice... It makes my birthday post look ultra shit today...
* I love you arts!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:32, archived)
# They both have boobs
so, double win!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 8:22, archived)
# This is gorgeous
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Wreck Tangles
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:35, archived)
# kicking it root down
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:46, archived)
# Root Squared
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:53, archived)
# cor :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Thank you . . . I'm having fun with patterns !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:13, archived)
# Does it tile?
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# :D
This is lovely ;D *click*
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:09, archived)
# Easiest Game Ever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# heh heh!
boxtris
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# I'm at level 36 already!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:25, archived)
# You've got the knack !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:23, archived)
# Putting the ying back in the yang !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:42, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:44, archived)
# awww, kyooot... SQUEE!!!
*lets go*
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:48, archived)
# Whoa!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 4:23, archived)
#






(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 6:06, archived)
# i like to dress like a cowboy, look at naked men and drink alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:25, archived)
# ffs, and I spent all that time doing this.
ah well, waste not want not
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:32, archived)
# have you ever seen a naked grill?
that shit is hot, lemme tell you
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Cowboy up because you're about to be branded...wickywickyword
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# STICK IT ON MY ASS
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 4:24, archived)
# PLAY HARDER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 4:38, archived)
# Yeeeeeee-hawwww!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=prYuF9dzAu0
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:59, archived)
# 12 likes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# *saves to wanking folder*
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:13, archived)
# add this while you're at it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUW7A5fSdVM
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:05, archived)
# Cool :) Reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:00, archived)
# cool :)
reminds me of

:):):):):):):):):):):)
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:10, archived)
# Really? I like to delete threads for laughs. Ha ha...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:56, archived)
# (Just to place it in the context it was made for)
www.b3ta.com/board/10388289
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:17, archived)
# :)...sorry... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:22, archived)
# i like to run around naked in the woods
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:00, archived)
# Cool :) Reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:03, archived)
# cool...reminds me of...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
# cool! ...reminds me of`


Click for bigger (75 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:08, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:26, archived)
# you dont like my hair? :(
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:06, archived)
# That reminds me of...
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:08, archived)
# oh, jamno...
oh!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:09, archived)
# What's long, brown and sticky?
I just spuffed all over your leg.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:19, archived)
# Ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:26, archived)
# Cool! reminds me of
Deliverance
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Cool :) Reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Hahahahaha
I love that
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:18, archived)
# aww bless you :)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:21, archived)
# hell yeah
LETS EET
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:20, archived)
# Gay shift is in full effect!
Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:25, archived)
# becase you said so?
it doesn't work that way, MAN!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:34, archived)
# You didn't see me here.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 3:24, archived)
# Too late, man. You've got cooties now.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 4:17, archived)
# U. S. A.
U. S. A.
U. S. A.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)
# He's going to give her the ride of her life
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Now that's one sandbox I don't want to roam around in,
whatever the draw distance or polygon count.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:58, archived)
#
polygon count cunt
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:04, archived)
# COCKSTAR NORTH
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# I AM THE TRUE FIST OF THE COCK STAR
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# haven't played GTA for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# One of the greatest video game franchises EVAR!
Edit: Although, I rate Red Dead Redemption as the best video game EVAR!

/R*fanboy
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:09, archived)
# vice city is my favourite
damn, i really need sleep.
g'night all!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:10, archived)
# But it isn't.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)
# Please do elaborate.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Strip away the superb characterisation, scripts, cut scenes and so on,
and you're left with a pretty dull, narrow, repetitive series of chores. The actual game itself isn't all that much of a game.
After a while it's like doing housework with yr thumbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
# no, that's gta 4
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Aren't most video games repetitive?
Shooter = shoot, Driving sim = drive etc etc.

I know what you're getting at, the missions can get tedious. I just really enjoy open world/sandbox games rather than linear BS.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:25, archived)
# As do I.
Red Dead Redemption is great for a dozen hours or so, before you gradually realise nothing new's going to come along... maybe I'm just spoilt.

Favorites of mine (this gen) are Fallout 3 and Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, which both keep it interesting for a hell of a long time.

All-time favourite is Thief 2: The Metal Age, from way back, but a beautifully subtle thing to play.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:34, archived)
# I never got into the Fallout series.
I do admit to not giving it a lot of time though.I'll definitely give it another go sometime.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:39, archived)
# Please do.
Fallout 3 takes its time getting you into its stride, but once it does... believe me, it's worth the groundwork.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:43, archived)
# Fallout 3 and Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
are two of the best games ever made.
JUST THE FACTS GUYS
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 2:04, archived)
# fuck the singleplayer
multiplayer is were the fun is at
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# Yeah, I love being killed the second I respawn
by some child called AHOOKERWITHAIDS who keeps going "PWNED!!!!!HAHAHA!!!USARULESBICH!!!!!!"
It's the future of home entertainment.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Pfffft.
TPS are hard. At least for an FPS player like myself, I didn't do too bad on RDR though, I did enjoy free roam more though.
Nothing like sniping some noobs.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# aw :(
i don't get killed much, not to be big-headed
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Well, I suppose if I wanted to be social at a given time, I wouldn't be playing computer games.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:48, archived)
# one of the best single player games, anyway
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:22, archived)
# red dead redemption was ok
i think they did a great job with the look of the game, but the missions were too damn repetitve, and what was up with the multiplayer, you end up just running from hideout to hideout trying to level up.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:23, archived)
# Yeah the missions weren't that versatile, although it wasn't all shooting.
Look at all the side missions, hunting etc, EPIC imho.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:29, archived)
# yeah, i think i enjoyed the side missions more than the story missions
i finished it 100%, decent enough game, this upcoming L.A. Noir looks interesting, although i doubt it will have anything on gta5 when it's released.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:33, archived)
# 100% here too, loved every minute.
LA Noire is a day one purchase for me, along with Brink.
It most certainly won't live up to GTA4 heights, but it's something different.
They are pushing the envelope.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:37, archived)
# it will be fab in it's own right no doubt
but i do prefer the gta series, especially for it's cutscenes dialogue and acting, it's fucking exceptional and a joy to watch, same goes for red dead redemption, i was blown away with the whole feel of the game through the cutscenes.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:41, archived)
# The script blew me away too. I was totally immersed, isn't it based on an old book/movie?
Edit: Drunk = Bed, night all.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:45, archived)
# i'm not sure about that to be honest.
but they do always base certain missions on parts of a movie or throw a load of references from movies and/or books, that's another thing i like.
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:49, archived)
# Walking around looking for an armadillo paled pretty quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:39, archived)
# hahah!
reminds me of this classic www.b3ta.com/board/9958482
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:14, archived)
# 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 6:34, archived)
# Rimming Miss Daisy

Ugh
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:20, archived)
[challenge entry] The rarest of all mythical creatures...


Click for bigger (242 kb)

...a Scotsman at the knock out stages of the World Cup Finals.
(champagnerocker, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:27, archived)
# you never know
he might be trying to impress a brazilian girl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Aging Potter Fans


Also I just redid my website: www.piecomic.com
(dredgeups, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:26, archived)
#
Haha I think I have a few friends that may become that father.
(macroscian (1 like), Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Me too
(dredgeups, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:56, archived)
# I hate wizards too.
If Harry Potter had been around when I was kid I'd have been so unimpressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:52, archived)
# There're 5 words
that don't need to be in that sentence.

In fact, you could replace 11 of those words with a colon and you'd have a really good sentence.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:03, archived)
# GUILTIUS OPPRESSIUM!!
What a powerful spell that is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:10, archived)
# >FUCK GANDALF
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:19, archived)
# That Gandalf won't be casting any spells for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:01, archived)
# *sigh*
why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:02, archived)
# I think I've just flushed his staff down the bog.
b'dum tshhh!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:05, archived)
# eeeewwww
poo sticks
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:06, archived)
# :D haha
sorry


reminds me of the wizard on the frubes packets.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Ha Ha!
This is fricking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tagnut loves pies, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 23:54, archived)
# Hahaha!
Genuine nighttime lols :D
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Tue 12 Apr 2011, 0:13, archived)
# this is ACE. I love it.
*clicks many times*
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 12 Apr 2011, 1:22, archived)
# Seriously, man
You should add your name and/or website to your comics.

You deserve the credit and people *will* be reposting these randomly. Let them know where they can go for more!

Seriously!
(I helped save b3ta! intesvensk can't recall when I last checked the newsletter, Wed 13 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# have some art, k?


(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:51, archived)
# For a minute there, I thought he was a new addition to Cyril Sneer's posse of henchmen!
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Cyril Sneer was one of the most pitiful cartoon bad guys ever
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:10, archived)
# haha
i am wondering if that's where the inspiration came from. i was talking about 80s cartoons today and told somebody cyril was an aardvark. love the raccoons- love 80s cartoons - im glad I got to grow up with good cartoons and not the crap kids get nowadays
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# He wasn't the best no, but I can think of a lot worse!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha!
you loon
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)

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