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# Make it snow!

(with thanks to Hitler's Barber for inspiration)
NOW WITH ADDED MOTION!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# * waits for it to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Oh, yes.
Hadn't even thought of that.
I keep forgetting to do .gifs, these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# I have tried holding the F11 key down but I can't see any snow?
* Sads
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:20, archived)
# Fixed, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:17, archived)
#


* And in other news... I just accidentally sat on my own bollock! Not done that for ages, sodding baggy jeans!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:22, archived)
# Denim nut-squash.
Ouchies.
Also, NWOT:
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Oh, but it is :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:40, archived)
# Arf!
:D

EDIT: It's snowing!!!
*clicks*

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
[challenge entry] they can be stars of popular fighting game franchises

Click for big (380k)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:56, archived)
# hahahah
brilliant

Morning Toasty. I want Crumpets with Butter . What do you want?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
# ooooooh, hot cross buns please
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# There are crumpets in my kitchen cupboard if you want some.
I forgot they were there this morning and had toast instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:03, archived)
# o_O
Crumpets beat Toast every time.

edit: sorry, won't let me do 'greater than' symbols.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Rub it in, why don't you?
yeah, right there
I BLOODY FORGOT THEY WERE THERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Mmmmm....
*rubs it in*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# This sounds like a job for HTML Special Character Man!
> does greater than

...but wait, somewhere out there someone is struggling to render a copyright symbol. My work here is done.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *swoons*
Why thank you, HTML Special Character Man!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I tried Marmite on Battenburg this morning...
I took it apart for a pieced feast of yeast!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Is Mimite
Marmite for the posh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:26, archived)
# * Nija Edited (sorry)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:27, archived)
# Yes!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Superb!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Finish him with cheese and biscuits!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# Never thought this comp would have such potential
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Oh god I think I love this.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:01, archived)
# hahah!
FP that man!
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Calm down, calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Haha - excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
# Needs more tank/jeep thing service in between them.
and stray pube
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Hahaha!
Mind if I squeeze this in here?
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:00, archived)
# IT'S GUNNA BLOW!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:14, archived)
# The Great Sumo Massacre of 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:12, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Enough of this tomfoolery, Fat Nick will pass a law to ban it!

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:54, archived)
# A point of order, if I may...
Cyril Smith, whilst a pie-consumer extraordinaire, was known as a tenacious and valuable politician.
I fear the same cannot be said for Fucknuts Clegg.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# Indeed!
Mr Smith was a useful political fattie and is now useful fattie Gimp fodder. How useful can a fattie get!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# © Hansard 2011
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:07, archived)
# He was also accused of involvement in...
a child abuse scandal and corruption involving the asbestos industry.

(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 18:24, archived)
# foot long fly
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Well, at least I can spot a survivor when I see one!

(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:30, archived)
# RIS?
Is he useful because he ate the people?
I'm confused!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:59, archived)
# Well, what happens is
Atticus thinks that Jem killed Ewell and starts planning his legal defense. Tate says it wasn’t Jem, but Atticus says he won’t let Tate hush it up.
Tate eventually convinces Atticus that Jem wasn’t the one who did it, and it would be a sin to drag Boo through a court case. Atticus finally gives in, though he’s worried Scout won’t understand why.
Scout walks Boo home at his request, and then looks at her neighborhood with new eyes from the Radley front porch, thinking about how recent events would have appeared to Boo from this vantage point.
Scout returns home and snuggles up with Atticus, who reads aloud to her until she falls asleep. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:01, archived)
# Ahahahahahahahahahahah *breathes* hahahah
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:05, archived)
# That's bullshit.
Scout is obviously the villain in the piece due to stealing the new eyes from the Radley front porch.
GET HER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:10, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
# ISS confirms visual.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:06, archived)
# I'm going to have to ris
and once again ask if you have a massive monitor or really high resolution
ahhh, s'ok, got it, make them useful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:07, archived)
# Ooops!
Yes I have a big one.


(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Fnarr, fnarr! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# 8D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# 8D
wow, i went to see a 3D movie the other day, but 8D, that must be something special.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# It's like 3D just fatter.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:27, archived)
# It fucking STINKS!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
# fnar
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
[challenge entry] 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:22, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:28, archived)
# I'd rather that, than 'Bus Fleetwood Mac'.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Why do I hear the words "bus jack" sung to the tune of "Love Shack" in my head?
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Arf ! every office seems to have a "Big Wendy" :D
Why are people moaning about the compo subject? If photoshopping disasters where many people were killed is ok then so is shopping a photo of some fatties

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# ^^that ^^ with extra cheese & bacon
Totally agree - esp as obesity is self induced. No sympathy for the lard buckets out there, they all deserve it.

(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# It may be the fact that 'Fat Britain' was done a while back
and the prospect of just pictures of fat people rather than making them useful.
Dunno.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Well if he'd fancied fatties instead of Poland
we might have been spared WW2

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Have a pea...


and


* Only joking... I made this on the 2nd June 2008 and it is entitled "Fat Britain", so possibly all fat jokes have been done?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
# Quite possibly.
*considers turning off computer till next Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:12, archived)
# I'll get you, Hitler!
*shakes fist*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] When just retarded won't cut it anymore, double the mocking fun!


(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:57, archived)
# More useful than a Swiss Army knife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# best doorstop ever
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:05, archived)
# good for keeping zombies out
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)
# you are frankie boyle
aicmfp!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:24, archived)
# Shhhh!
(AnnaPhylaxis All fish and no aquarium, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Patrick Stewart Frozen Car Wank
(I helped save b3ta! Hitler's Barber Soylent Green is high in saturated fat, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Or if you're American
Pat-Trick-Stew-Ard
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Make it snow.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] He's useful because he's funny looking... and laughter is good :)
(Spencer101, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# so what did you shop
normally I would flame this but it's exactly what I expect for the next week
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
# no unshopped pics fuckwit
3 years and that's your first post?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:48, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:13, archived)
# ^ what these delightful ladies said
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:21, archived)
# ^ What he said
* am i doing it right?
(Lily Cooper (Allen) Fuck you, fuck you very much..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# looks right to me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# ^ What that said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# Spence, man. What were you thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Cunt Off
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:48, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:06, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:57, archived)
# *cough*


*edit* De Ris
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)
# Found portal to other dimension, brb
EDIT Filenamed and it was a portal - how embarassing =)
(macroscian (1 like), Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# Waiting on this one
Just joined steam and now playing Orange Box, Elder Scrolls & fallout.
Will pick it up when the price goes down
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Other half's taken half the day off
and has it on pre-order at Game for pick up today, so, know what we're doing this weekend, and it won't involve a tan...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:55, archived)
# Got the orange box when it came out
the only thing on it I still play is Portal, fantastic game and Fallout is equally sweet
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:00, archived)
# isn't team fortress any good?
i'd been meaning to pic it up for ages but i've never gotten round to it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:38, archived)
# it's ok but gets repetitive really quickly
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:15, archived)
# awsom x100
(I helped save b3ta! Dont point it at your face up the ass, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:06, archived)
# Help us choose the next Question of the Week
Strictly first past the post - please vote for the QOTW, as suggested by you (but mostly Sandettie Light Vessel Automatic, who was on a bit of a roll)

- Best Mates - as suggested by ...err... everybody
- Random stuff I've seen in the street
- Barguments - those utterly insane debates you get into whilst drunk
- Missed opportunities - Has your sexy neighbour every come to your door wearing a negligee, asking for a cup of sugar? Lie to us
- Revenge II - We suggest a turd through the letterbox, it being the only language these curs understand

Mini poll bar
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Vote closes ....ooooh... later. And we urge you to vote for Best Mates, or there may be a riot, the like of which B3TA has never seen before.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:24, archived)
# throw bricks at cripples!


oh sorry I thought this was for the next challenge suggestion
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)
# It's funny because they're lonely and depressed and food is their only comfort and they'll probably never find real love.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# bless 'em
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# Watch out for the ones with no legs
They can throw back.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# pffh
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:39, archived)
# O_o the can through there fake legs
which would really be a shitty
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:33, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:37, archived)
# Maybe its leg had just grow
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:49, archived)
# Are we talking about cripples or QOTW posters here?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# a bit of a and bit of b
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:57, archived)
# Poke fun at fatties and retards
as a retard I find my suggestion offensive
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:29, archived)
# Revenge II: - The Last Laugh
goes with 'World of Random'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# Why is this is here, rather than on /QOTW?
I'm asking this because I'd to know why this is here, rather than on /QOTW.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:37, archived)
# Because The B3TA Mods decree it so
and WE ARE THE GODS OF FACIAL HAIR

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:09, archived)
# wow
i feel 12 again!


not that i was molested by jimmy hill
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Missed opportunities gotta be
For all the blubbery boo-hoo's "If only Herpes Kate in the 6th form had let me finger her for a packet of scampi nik-naks like she promised I wouldn't be a fat 43 year old virgin still living with my mum."
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:17, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: MAKE FATTIES USEFUL


The British are the fattest people in Europe, costing the NHS billion of pounds annually. So let's find some worthwhile uses for these tubs of lard, so that they may have a useful place in society. Challenge suggested by bunglist.
(I helped save b3ta! Fraser has joined the Moomins., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:59, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, let's mock the obese.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# shut it fatty
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# See below
They, at least, deserve to be called people.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:19, archived)
# Sniff!
Some fat fuck deleted my post!

Probably ate it.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:27, archived)
# no wee sacks I ain't 'some fat fuck'

but I do know a few and the shite they've went through
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:30, archived)
# *tickles its tummy*
And, I was sticking up for 'people' before you attacked me.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:32, archived)
# are you chatting me up?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# No
Now fuck off!
I believe this is the traditional treatment for someone who deletes another's posts.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:35, archived)
# xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:39, archived)
# bindun
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, let's mock obese people.


utter shit challenge
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# we've stumbled on prodigy's Kryptonite/touchy point!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:21, archived)
# do you really want to start with me?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:23, archived)
# come on fella, it's just b3ta
sometimes it features things we don't like, but it's the nature of the beast.

besides, you don't seem to care about other peoples feelings often enough, seems a bit hypocritical (although understandable) to complain.
A better way to complain would be to point out we've already done it:
b3ta.com/challenge/fat/ You came second when you entered your Jabba the Hutt sock
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# sock was entered into challenges that are shit

anything else you want to troll up that I've posted?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# No
You deleted it

:p

I'll stop now.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# For fucks sake Proj how is siding with you to say that we've already done this challenge Trolling
take the shit tinted glasses off for one day and you might see that not everyone is being a cunt to you
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
# I donno HappyToast, I kind of agree with you when you imply that Proj is a complete nob who is only tollerated agmonst his 'mates' because they can always talk him into getting the most rounds in.
But I think it's a bit unfair when you imply that his mum only talks to him so she can keep an eye on the child she does actually like.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:55, archived)
# calm down, calm down, calm down
the both of yers, or i'll go and tell Ma.

*steals hubcaps while distracted*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Settle down, you fat cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 11:58, archived)
# arf! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# You seem so
Angry :C
(Tetigi can't be bothered with apathy., Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Careful, Toasty! He might knife you
over the internet.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:46, archived)
# meh meh meh meh toasty
aye whatever ye say beaker
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 10:09, archived)
# lol
Still amazed at how you manage to type and create images with your arms folded and your bottom lip stuck out. Have you got some kind of trackball on your chin?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:02, archived)
# It's a good job it's only for a week then and it's just a fucking website settle down you spastic.
(I helped save b3ta! JessAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:00, archived)
# Is it because you are fat?
Is that it? The fat thing? The thing that's the thing you did to yourself? It's not your glands, you know. It's because you are a greedy, lazy cunt. If you are fat, that is. Cheer the fuck up, just because you can't see your genitals without recourse to a mirror on a stick doesn't mean everyone else who hasn't crippled themselves shouldn't point and laugh. That's only if you are fat though. You might not be, I dunno. Maybe some of your best friends are lazy, greedy cunts? Is that it?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Why not? I'm morbidly obese, and I can laugh at myself.
Why can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:25, archived)
# and good for you I say
all I said this was a shit challenge just like all the other shit challenges that have gone before it.

it's interesting that its this comment that has brought out all the vermin from /talk
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:31, archived)
# We've got a sensor over there that goes off when someone is being a massively childish hypocrite.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:35, archived)
# Then why not just say 'It's a shit challenge' instead of making out that you are white knighting for the fatties?
It's counter productive, and smacks of a rather defensive attitude. If you are overweight and unhappy, put the pie down, switch off the internet and get some exercise.

Also, thank you for referring to me as 'vermin'. Very nice attitude you have there.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I've just replied!!
haha aye here's yer tufty badge.
Hi /talk xxx
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:55, archived)
# Are you feeling ok? Because none of that made any sense...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:59, archived)
# sorry misquoted you here you go.
b3ta.com/talk/7171822
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:02, archived)
# Oh right.
It's not a tufty badge by the way - it's a Chufty Badge. If you are going to be sarcastic, at least be accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 13:55, archived)
# aye very good hen
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 14:05, archived)
# i love you pro69
(herman:D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Oh dear. This is a bit...oh well.
There are Tufty badges, I am aware of the existence, but they've never been used in a sarcastic context. You've got them confused with Chufty Badges, an easy mistake if you are too busy crapping your pants in glee at getting one over some /talk vermin.

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chufty+Badge&defid=734219

There you go...
(I helped save b3ta! Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 18:26, archived)
# I got them confused with fuck all..it's called a colloquialism
as for you thinking I'm trying to get one over on /talk, you're fucking delusional.

/talk might be your life but it means fuck all to me.

There ye go...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Next time you go begging your GP for a gastric band at least have the good sense to have a bit of a cry and moan how your flab is ruining your life
You fat cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:28, archived)
# haha brill'

feel better now?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 12:32, archived)
# Know this thread is probably dead now...
but just wondering if you are large or not? Don't think it was answered. I'm not trolling, I don't hate anyone on here and you don't have to answer if you don't want. Ok? I'm nosy :D
(Turn that bloody gramaphone down has incorrect spelling in her username *WINS*, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 16:28, archived)
# Trufact.
www.mysecretworld.co.uk/wp-content/gallery/photo-a-day/fat-bastard.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 17:01, archived)
# fatty
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 23:30, archived)
# I agree
At least they're not ginger.
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 1:16, archived)
# Hmmm
Clarify something for me lardarse, where was your righteous indignation when this was the QOTW: b3ta.com/questions/ginger/

Now as a ginger, I had a good hearty laugh at the ginger jokes - it's called giving as good as you get. So now i'm going to have a right old laugh at the fatties.

And by the way, unlike a persons race, being fat is something you have a choice over.
(I helped save b3ta! Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Mon 25 Apr 2011, 6:32, archived)
# oo.... looks like this one should be a good 'un
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:11, archived)
# Being fat is a disease!
IT'S CRUEL BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE CAN'T HELP IT--PFFFH AHAHAHAHA couldn't keep a straight face.

Bring on the fat jokes.
(I helped save b3ta! Digeridude Lord Wellington's Beef Trapeze, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:17, archived)
# As a fat person I find this offensive
But a lot of my blubber is another human at the moment, so I figure I'm already useful. To that other human, if no-one else
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:25, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# Congrats!
All the best to the Trellissette
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:33, archived)
# Little one imminent?
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:44, archived)
# Congrats!
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:45, archived)
# awesome challenge, totally the best challenge suggestion for a while
/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:28, archived)
# got any better suggestions?
that havent been lifted straight off of worth1000
(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:37, archived)
# 2 down from this suggestion Terror would have been good
New Detective shows - The Great Architect
the 8 bit suggestion - Moi
The Ideal world suggestion - Bourbon Fox



(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:40, archived)
# terror would have meant a week of bin laden head swaps
a bit of imagination and some really fat peeps, this should be ok
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:29, archived)
# ALT CHALLENGE
Shitty Face memes
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:34, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:47, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuck it, if it's ok to mock maddie or thousands or people crushed / burnt to death on sept 11th then this fine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:35, archived)
# this is a top shop
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# this is a well shopped image
this is a topshop www.topshop.com

only messing there seems to be a lot of anger on /board today
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:52, archived)
# Hmm. Not a single entry, thus far.
This does not bode well.

EDIT: Oh. Except for the one above, obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Ahem...↑↑↑↑↑↑↑↑
Whilst i'am on this rant.
How many mong pictures have been posted here? Is it fine to mock those with birth disabilities but those that have eaten their way there are off limits?

Fuck it, i'am 16.5 stone and I like this challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:41, archived)
# ^this^
I'm not sure why people are complaining, it's really not the worst thing B3ta's ever done.
Or did the people in the twin towers sign a bit of paper saying yes, fly a plane in to our office and make light of it on the internet for years to come?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:50, archived)
# I don't know what all the numbers/characters mean in your post.
And I don't remember knocking the compo, or those that choose to enter it.
My post was merely a reference to the fact that there's usually a flood of images once the compo is announced, yet this one has still to fire into action.

Not an entry, this is just to let you know I have no qualms about 'shopping fat people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Full figure wonder woman ^_^
WOULD
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:56, archived)
# The numbers are something weird that happened when I tried to put arrows in the post
The comments wern't directed at you btw just needed a general rant.

Like the hulk baby!



(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:59, archived)
# *b3ta love-in restored*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:02, archived)
# hmmm.... i was 16.5 stone at xmas
i didn't consider myself as fat
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:43, archived)
# The day B3ta....
took a long hard look at itself.
(I helped save b3ta! tokyosexwhale Straight From my Mind Penis..., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:03, archived)
# It's quite a few peoples brithdays today, including some you might know..
So this morning combo is Iggy Pop wearing Andie MacDowells top and the Queens Hat.


(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:31, archived)
# and it is also...
Juliette Lamboleys birthday (I love this photo).


* and the NSFW, secret arse Birthday is: Stephanie Larimore (3rd picture, top row)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:31, archived)
# She is forbidden!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Who is and why?

EDIT: Oh I See... Not sure why, if you click in the url and push return, refresh the page it works?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:45, archived)
# Oh yes.
Yes. It does.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Now I can see why!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:55, archived)
# I like the look of that Lamboley filly
but Stephanie says "No"
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:46, archived)
# I have changed the link now..
I don't think Playboy like direct links?
BE WARNED THIS IS NOT SAVE FOR WORK!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:50, archived)
# Stupid fucking o2 age verification not letting me see nsfw images :(
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:31, archived)
# :p
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 9:01, archived)
# Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:41, archived)
# Birthdays?
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:56, archived)
# I used to see Iggy Pop and think 'rebel'. When I see him now I wonder if it's time to renew my insurance.
*internet sadface*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:42, archived)
[challenge entry] For the AV referendum challenge
(Cartilage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:18, archived)
# So
Sara Jessica Parker or Sarah Ferguson, who would win?

(I left out Princess Anne, she's lame)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:25, archived)
# Whew
That was a very gentle first response for a n00b, thank you.
(Cartilage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:28, archived)
# I still want to know
I have to place my bets.
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Sara Jessica Parker.
By a nose.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:03, archived)
# I quite agree
I also strongly object to the notion that it's "too complicated".

No. It isn't.
 
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:36, archived)
#
Did you see the Channel 4 debate where the No campaign put the stupidest woman in history up, apparently in order to prove some people wouldn't be able to understand it?

"Yes, well he's come here with all these facts and figures..."
(Cartilage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:39, archived)
# The "Yes" campaign got her to write their website
www.b3ta.com/board/10391389
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:45, archived)
#
oh dear...
(Cartilage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:07, archived)
# The labour candidate didn't get in.
Looks fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# MOAR CORN FOR EVERYBODY!!!
(imchocked CAPTAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:14, archived)
# [ ] PUT OFF
needs moar poap
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:26, archived)
# [ ] Shake it all about?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:27, archived)
# For Portnoy, with best wishes for a sunny b3ta future
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:03, archived)
# this gives me the heebie jeebies!
i never had a problem with spiders until i moved out of the uk, now i kill any that i see
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:48, archived)
# racist!
I don't see the problem with spiders. Roaches creep me out pretty bad, though.
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:06, archived)
# roaches don't bother me as much as i thought they would
this is because they don't kill you

NICE pic! (great shadow work)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:14, archived)
# I have
Been on an excursion into the further reaches of my mind. Wracked with a self imposed torment. Then one day it occured to me to return to b3ta.
And I did.
Just thought I'd share ..
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 6:39, archived)
# So what did you find on your travels, noble traveller?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 6:41, archived)
#
Many things, mostly semi-formulated thoughts about BRILLIANT b3tan ideas. You know, the ones that make you larf until you have it front of you and then decide it's complete and utter shite. Life has many twists and turns. Doesn't it.

-Looks like he has his finger on the pulse-

Tips hat to Tribs.
(Macalypse Cantankerous Wanker, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 6:49, archived)
#
Cheers Sea Tramp!
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:31, archived)
# So, if you hate xmas, you're a scrooge
but what if you hate easter?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:30, archived)
# hahahaha
been done but this is one of the best renditions i've seen, hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:36, archived)
# i thought it might've been.
"one of the best renditions" is high praise indeed, though.
i will bask in my small triumph
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:11, archived)
# It's beautifully done.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:15, archived)
# thanks
it's typical though, this took 5 minutes* and it looks great.
I work for week on something else and it gets a "meh" response ;)


took more than 5 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:47, archived)
# The whole thing just works.
Mind you, if I ever spend more than 20 minutes on anything, I'll expect Jesus himself to descend and blow slices of watermelon out of his divine arsetrumpet.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:58, archived)
# i guess i either just work slow
or i'm a perfectionist but without required skills to attain required perfection.
i tried to make this one look shinier/mintier but i'm not sure if it works as nicely. i wasn't helped by my art history brush no longer working :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:11, archived)
# So that's the white blob(s) explained.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:17, archived)
# that's what i was thinking, it dosn't really work so well
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 4:20, archived)
# I like this better
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 5:24, archived)
# i'll maybe have another bash later and do it properly
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 6:55, archived)
# ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:59, archived)
# Rod's Love Rodent


After two years, this is my first ever image so I thought I'd let Rod and his love rodent take my b3ta virginity.

I know it's shoddy but isn't everyone's first time?
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)
# I ya want my body, and ya think I'm sexy
you're probably mentally ill.

I just read your post properly. Welcome to b3ta! You've managed to make a first post that works. Surprisingly few people do :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:03, archived)
#
Ta mofaha.

If I was talented, it would have been an animated rat popping out his speedos...but I'm not
(Portnoy will never stop complaining, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# here's a secret
if you animate it, you can get away with all sorts of shoddy shopping that you just can't with a still image* ;)

edit - not that it think your shopping was shoddy.


*some of the time
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:24, archived)
# I heard that
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:19, archived)
# ?
Did you fuck up your first post or something?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Haha! You did pretty good with your first post.
The only thing I'd say would be not to try to make the cock so realistic. Cartoonish is better cos then its nothing like pron.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:40, archived)
# That was an unfortunate coincidence.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:53, archived)
# fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 8:01, archived)
# pah! that was not a bad first post
THIS pic was my bad first post
b3ta.com/board/10396417
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:56, archived)
# is this you?
en-gb.facebook.com/wfingerdo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:37, archived)
# ahhh.... no..
he's much prettier than me
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:09, archived)
# ahhh
i see now
www.facebook.com/people/Wilma-Fingerdo/100000539843410
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:20, archived)
# damn!
i thought i had my profile settings set to unsearchable
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 3:39, archived)
# This is making my rat pop out now too


all kinds of sexy here too www.funnyordie.com/videos/f8fab67257/rachel-bilson-s-deleted-sex-scene?rel=player&playlist=310727
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Fuck you, Pedro! :)
Not what I want to see before going to sleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 2:03, archived)
# I've had vermin lurking in my pants for a few years now,
but this seems like a clever idea for luring 'em out. Might try it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:15, archived)
# marsupial that he is.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:21, archived)
# ...which makes that a pretty impressive joey.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:23, archived)
# hello kind of new person
:D kind of welcome to b3ta sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:43, archived)
# mmmm. Britt Ekland......
Who's the other girl?
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps 👀, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 7:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:46, archived)
# *dusts off white Fiat*
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Can't drive just yet, not seeing double.
Give it another couple of tins, I'll be ready to race.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:28, archived)
# LEAVE KAET MIDLETUN ALOAN
londonist.com/2011/04/street-art-dont-hate-on-kate-royal-wedding-graffiti.php
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Its not a "hate" I'd like to do on her.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:42, archived)
# phwoar etc
Whats with the Z on will's cap? It reminds me of something, like a biker gang logo from an old anime. Probably the ZEED gang from fist of the north star? I dunno...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:44, archived)
# Oh, come off it, taters.
If I was impressed by lovely hair I wouldn't've lost all mine at such at an early age, innit?
You'll be telling me she doesn't take it up the shitter, urethra, nostrils, earholes, eye sockets, tear ducts and minor shin cuts next.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 21 Apr 2011, 1:48, archived)

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