Real Photo Easter Sunday!Happy Birthday Barbra Streisand
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:37,
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and to add some colour... Happy Birthday Rebecca Mader
* Todays 'Double Post Birthday Girl is Reagan Gomez-Preston, known as Roberta Tubbs from "The Cleveland Show"
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:37,
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Barbra Bellend.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 8:00,
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^ That's a bit strange???and links___\
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 8:48,
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Links? It's not a new thread.....And I've seen it on here before. If you want a link, have some of what I'm listening to now....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCzjz6zkH4
Edit: Found it: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=gobarbra
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JCzjz6zkH4
Edit: Found it: www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=gobarbra
Chumps ๐,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:01,
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Nice pear misses!Also WooPantz!
PS: I am busy knocking one out at the moment...
(PS: I am busy knocking one out at the moment...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:29,
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I did when I was about 8at least it's how I remember y fronts
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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:30,
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A chocolate hand grenade
it's a taste explosion
Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 5:34,
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Bloody hell Paul.I thought it would only be me up at this time of the morning...
Good Woo-Ning!
(Good Woo-Ning!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 5:35,
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woke up on the sofa half cutMorning
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 5:37,
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Ha ha ha - Win...I have a busy afternoon (drinking) and was in bead by 10!
6 hours later - Wide awake!
(6 hours later - Wide awake!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 6:36,
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I'm thinking I might have insomniaasleep sometime after 2 and awake by 4, and it's getting a regular thing
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 6:50,
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i'm usually here this sort of timenot usually drunk for another 5 hours though i'm working on it right now
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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nicely!gets a click from me
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 9:00,
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We used to say 'Everybody gets a bit of the chocolate'when grenades, mortars or artillery shells were flying about.
(
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:51,
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HE CO- oh wait, what the hell? what the hell?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:22,
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An inversion of the usual.
You get the idea...
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:39,
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Although Evilscary did them better. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:42,
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Whatever happened to him?He's not posted for yonks.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:01,
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Damn' good question.Wonder if we can track him down?
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:16,
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Hahahaha! Now I do.These are great.
(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:43,
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Ta!It's from that whole Zalgo thing from a few years back. Boris the Spider does a very original take on this theme.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:45,
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It's very decent of you to give credit to others,but it's no shame to accept a bit of backslapping for your own stuff.
*slaps back*
(*slaps back*
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:57,
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Thanks awfully!It's a backlash from having to sell myself as a super-smug cunt on this funding proposal. I hate that crap...
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:59,
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who's that going?did i read you're off to melbourne?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:10,
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I'm putting in an application to Monash.However, a not-too-bad position has turned up in Edinburgh, but it's not ideal. Tough one.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 10:14,
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The LiesThe Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies The Lies
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An Egg ,D,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:30,
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No, it's true. I saw it on TV. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 7:36,
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I'm both impressed and flattered to have had an impactSo far as I know the only vaguely original thing in anything I've ever done is repeating "the lies the lies the lies" over and over again. :)
(
boris the spider,
Mon 25 Apr 2011, 13:24,
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i did a bad thing
i was working on something else, when this invaded my thoughts and refused to leave
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:58,
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distracted now sleepz
spotify:track:5u1OlGChiwTFL2rliPOZCT (Take Me To The Hospital by Prodigy)
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:17,
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thats a whole lot of busey bussi freebassi chaplini quite intresting how freebase's expression totally changes when you give him a different mouth to his lovable gurn. You should commit research MIT SCIENCE
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:33,
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Ha ha fuck! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:53,
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Ended up learning to love the seams.
I'm sure this pic is even more adorable than the original pic of these filth.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:47,
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seams hold the universe together
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:54,
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i love the seam thing. i realised there's a bit of an art to it and i've seen a lot of really good ones.
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:57,
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You forgot to say "including this one". Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:58,
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i could say it was implied ;)i could blame my son for hitting the keyboard whilst demanding to "make the motorbike move, daddy"!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:04,
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Your bold assertion is strongly supported by convincing pictorial evidence.All those years I spent smoothing and blending... wasted time.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 1:57,
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i've got to agreei've not been using PS for long, but most of the time i have spent on it, has been with the bloody blur brush.
seams are the future!
(seams are the future!
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:01,
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I'll trot out this old nag of a seam horse...
HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:08,
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This seams like as good an opportunity as any to post one or two, then. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:18,
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Theyre only peoplenot monsters or seamy pigs.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:30,
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Well, taters, I've been a seamy pig for 38 years, and a monster for four or five of those.There's no shame in it.
I keep applying to be a people, but never get a letter back.
(I keep applying to be a people, but never get a letter back.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:35,
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Silly Sea TrampYou become a people via a series of coupons found on the back of cereal packets and an application form!
Im off tae bed now. Nart clarts.
(Im off tae bed now. Nart clarts.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:44,
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Ah. Food.Don't think I can ever eat again, after I went to microwave a chip shop pasty I'd bought cold on Thursday, and noticed the 'best before' date - 14.02.12.
Serves me right and all that, but o_0.
What the fuck can be put into a pastry and cooked meat product that allows it to be stored at room temperature for nearly a year and then presented as fit for human consumption?
Now I've eaten plenty of crap in my time, often happily, but this stopped me in my tracks.
(Serves me right and all that, but o_0.
What the fuck can be put into a pastry and cooked meat product that allows it to be stored at room temperature for nearly a year and then presented as fit for human consumption?
Now I've eaten plenty of crap in my time, often happily, but this stopped me in my tracks.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 2:54,
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I don't see the problem.Unless it was 1912.
Or you just realised how squalid nuking crap from the chippy was.
Having said that, I did once make a bag of chips last 3 days till giroday by making them into toasties. Absolutely hideous.
edit: gah, you edited...
(Or you just realised how squalid nuking crap from the chippy was.
Having said that, I did once make a bag of chips last 3 days till giroday by making them into toasties. Absolutely hideous.
edit: gah, you edited...
4Q just lurking,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:11,
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Sorry about that. I had to make the edit. It didn't occur to me that anybody'd actually read it.I think it only just hit home how squalid nuking crap from the chippy is as I nuked this bomb-proof shit. As I type, two thirds of it sits on the plate, defying me.
All of a sudden, I absolutely understand anorexia.
(All of a sudden, I absolutely understand anorexia.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:22,
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Yeah, less bad for your teeth than bulimia.Most dentists recommend it.
( 4Q just lurking,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:25,
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And most dentists have a Porsche before they're 30,and whine about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while they've got a drill in your gob (all literally true; this actually happened to me).
*EDIT* OK, only one dentist whined about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while he had a drill in my gob
(*EDIT* OK, only one dentist whined about being 'forced' to do NHS work even while he had a drill in my gob
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:34,
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I love the ideathat you assume no-one reads what you type here.
One step away from, or beyond, talking to yourself?
(One step away from, or beyond, talking to yourself?
4Q just lurking,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:30,
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What fucker said that?*looks hither and thither, tears up the carpet, drills little holes in the skirting board and peers anxiously through*
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:38,
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I'm relieved that you replied,I was worried you might have died of pasty.
Time for bed - g'night.
(Time for bed - g'night.
4Q just lurking,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 3:44,
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Such a fragile beast, arent you? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 11:40,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Make Fatties Useful"){kind=small}
surely that'd be better as a .png with a transparent background?
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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:47,
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im too thick to figure that out :-) taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:57,
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I'm thinking of making a B3ta "NOT ANOTHER B3ta "NOT ANOTHER CAT POST" Club Post" Club image
its only the 3rd time ive unleashed it... taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:59,
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yes, thousands and thousands of sexy cat posts!muhahahahaaaaa!!!
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:15,
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have something old as i cant be arsed to do anything new lately 
The invisible ham Fig rolls are the best,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:18,
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fluff paradedoes it tile?
...it should, you know
(...it should, you know
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sun 24 Apr 2011, 4:33,
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I would like to see your cats fuck with this hairy monster.....
No apologies for size, as size does matter in the case of this hairy legged thing.....
(No apologies for size, as size does matter in the case of this hairy legged thing.....
Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 23:48,
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smarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarmsmarm
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:28,
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is this a sportball thing? taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:30,
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You saw his faceNow you're a believer
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:35,
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Hehego, hawkings, GO!
That fat chap has got some mighty big, smooth gonads.
(That fat chap has got some mighty big, smooth gonads.
taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:06,
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Happy Everning b3ta!I done another Holly thing...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:58,
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Now that's what I call choking the chicken
spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:23,
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Ha ha haI love the way she bends it at the end.
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:47,
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She has very sleepy eyesand she looks like she is nearly full!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:50,
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ive had a bloody good chuckle at thesetop show, sirs.
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:09,
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mmmm she's lovelyShe's throttling that poor cock though! It'll be dead soon!
( taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:07,
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wouldn't a google search for 'filtah'd' bring the same results? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:41,
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Why?Odd, most of those images aren't mine, and of the ones that are, there are only about 3 I'm comfortable seeing again.
Conclusion: most of the pics I make, I didn't make, and most of the ones I did make are shit.
(Conclusion: most of the pics I make, I didn't make, and most of the ones I did make are shit.
mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:41,
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FUCK YOUWhere the hell have you been? POST MORE
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:33,
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yes, thisalso, lovely kitty pic mofaha
(
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 22:56,
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Don't be so hard on yourself.Also: FUCK YOU
( mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:36,
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Tubgirl finally gets some action mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:41,
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HEY! There was another reply here that someone deleted PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:39,
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You'll get a FUCK YOU same as everyone else. mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:24,
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i think the next image challenge should be 'seamhorse anal bleaching' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:02,
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Needs more anally bleached seamhorse mofaha โ( ห_ห)โ ส
(ฬโกโ)ส,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:46,
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At first look I assumed the "b" was for "boutique"What does that say about me?
( Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 18:30,
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the trouble with tribbles PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:28,
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A lovely display of CDCs you have there spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:26,
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Stick a body in me graveyard, I'll fetch the coffin from the hearse.And if you want cremations for your dead relations then, brother, I'm your man.
'Cos where we all go to is a mystery; it's like the last great journey on the Stygian Sea..
('Cos where we all go to is a mystery; it's like the last great journey on the Stygian Sea..
Captain Howdy,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:54,
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Although upset.........hahahahahaha
( tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 18:17,
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*wakes up from slumber*Did someone say Seamhorses?
Click for bigger (80 kb)
(
Click for bigger (80 kb)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:59,
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NO!What the hell is gonna happen to Rock and Chips? green green grass went so shite when he farmed it out to a writing pool!
His sons scripts are awfully cheesie
(His sons scripts are awfully cheesie
tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 18:14,
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The video never lies, my friendThe video never lies
( boris the spider,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:34,
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Cat 'Fear Uncertainty and Doubt'? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:07,
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also...how DARE you sully the work of the great Larson?!?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:07,
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And then they kiss.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:08,
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Ladies with BDT's FTWLOL
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:49,
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^ SOOATB?* Speach outside of a text box)
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:50,
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Bloody hell...There is some good stuff there!
Back at you!
(Back at you!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 19:44,
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needs more last frame suicideEDIT: Next time I'll read the name of the comic strip :P
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:33,
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ARGHHHHHH!!! NSFW!!
stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/2342051332.html
stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/2342051332.html
stlouis.craigslist.org/cas/2342051332.html
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:42,
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Fantastic movie.Tragic lack of David Warner.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 14:53,
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I read that it lacked any real plot just like the originalbut then we are talking the reviewer in The Metro
( maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 14:55,
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Oh it definitely had a plotVery beautifully delivered. There was arc, and redemption, the whole bit.
( Bela Lugosi's Dad,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:02,
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And Jean Giraud designed set pieces.Although everything still was impressive. Except Jeff Bridges' fake face.
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:03,
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In terms of recreating the face of an actor from 30 years agoand have it deliver key lines of dialogue full screen, I think they did a fucking amazing job. Especially when you consider in the first film the only bit of cg was a floaty dodecahedron.
(
HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 15:55,
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And it still had better range than the face.(Additionally: I'm not saying I don't appreciate the growth of technical effects complexity, in fact I admire it enormously, even after many of my own atrocious experiments with Max and blender. The main issue I had with his face was minor details, at parts the mouth seemed stilted and too tight, and the other aspects like wrinkles, blemishes were noticeably absent. Ultimately I didn't really see the Jeff Bridges I recognised from the original Tron - or Starman - for me it just looked a little plastic. Nice effort though.)
( Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:40,
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The thought did cross my mindThe original film was 'wow, cg lines and colouring in', this film was 'wow, cg actor'. Still enjoyed it though, daft punk and all. Better than the first (saw on it's original release), and never been tempted to revisit it.
(,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 17:33,
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The face was good, but it wasn't perfect.
(
Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it.,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 21:17,
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Tragic lack of plot and just plain funny in placesAll style which was nice.
( spazzcaptain Misses Valin @,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 20:29,
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I literally just finished watching this.Got the DVD the other day. Awesome movie.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 23 Apr 2011, 16:18,
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