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# I'm less of a perfectionist when I'm using a trackpad.
Photobucket

Somebody email me an mouse
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:10, archived)
# Oooh quite nice that is
But she needs some of this :
Aperture Investment Opportunity 4
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:22, archived)
# Yeah she had them
but after several failed attempts to clone them out of the original image with the aformentioned trackpad, I gave her a themectomy.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Ah she'll be fine
just as long she doesn't go through the orange portal.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# some kind of a portal theme going on today/week
did they do a portal 2? bravo to all involved
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:48, archived)
# That's arousing.
And that's the second time today I'm seeing a vulva and Sauron's eye here.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 1:18, archived)
# You forgot to take off the old-skool 3D glasses.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Hello.

BTW Good bash yesterday, nice to see mr & mrs cr3 and Amoebaboy and MatJ with their land yachts and fucking huge kites that lifted my guests up into the air and sent them crashing down to earth bruised and battered to much applause and hillarity.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# hahaha
With Liz, it's all "one, one, one."
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# erm
sorry bout that captain, but i did warn em.
i was fucking shitting myself in that wind.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Everyone enjoyed it,
Even the big lad who buggered his knee :)))
EDIT: I'm well impressed a kite could lift an 18st TNA wrestler off the ground. Great weekend, we'll do it again.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# fuck yhea !
good spot for it,and i fully expect to see you all fezzed up at the next gig.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# I'll do it.
Next time, probably August, I'll make sure the car boot isn't on. The whole field will be clear. Maybe we'll kill someone. That'd be brilliant!
EDIT: The mrs just reminded me of something I said last night when we launched the sky lanterns. "It's up, this one's missed the tree, it's going sideways, oh shit it's heading towards the thatched cottages, oh ff....."
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# ha ha
first time ive done extreme sky lanterning i believe weve invented a new sport.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# I keep expecting
a knock at the door with a charred and smouldering bloke holding a burnt wire frame saying, "Is this yours?"
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:46, archived)
# been shitting in the wind all my life. Never did me no harm.
Unless you count being perpetually pelted with yer own shit.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:19, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Ha ha!!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:21, archived)
# Errr... didn't someone just post a compo entry with the Bride of Frankenstein, above this?
And now it's vanished.
Like an old, oak table.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] "Noah don't watch the Royal Wedding video whatever you do!"
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# suberbly done maiden
*click*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:44, archived)
# wow! My thoughts exactly
clicked and thumbs up'ed
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Best one yet
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# this is fucking great.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Awesome!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:22, archived)
# Heya, dubious brown shadow.
Are you feeling a bit better today? Thought we'd lost ya for a bit yesterday.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Nicely done...
and clicked!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:23, archived)
# amazing as expected
:D *click*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:39, archived)
# That is awesome maiden
Woo
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Thanks Jahled and all the others with your kind comments :D
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:59, archived)
# Hatastrophe !
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:06, archived)
# haha
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:07, archived)
# fantastic!
I like the hat meme.

She saved the compo by wearing it. Beatrice should win.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:47, archived)
# Hang on.......
*schemes*
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Excellent! :) clicks
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:00, archived)
# Superb. Simply superb.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 7:07, archived)
# Woo!
Awesome work, and LOL!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:36, archived)
# Nicely done :D
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 10:50, archived)
# This is really rather good
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# i got a new puppy!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# Pretty cute,
as grotesquely-distended advanced tumours go.
*clix*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# look at the bright side
more holes
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha,
"Just more o' me to love, baby! And other baby! And hey, yeah, you too, baby!"
(not actually talking about babies)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:37, archived)
# Hubba!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# oh god! .. they're everywhere now, and it's all your fault
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# PUBESTACHE
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:52, archived)
# Grrrrrrrazilian
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:54, archived)
[challenge entry] It's only incest if you push back.




*Thanks to Rattlehead.. because I stole his gif.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Ah, the classic balcony scene
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Keeps his hat on with the poise of an officer.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:50, archived)
# is that a reacharound I see there?
What a compassionate man
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:55, archived)
# hahaha
it seems to have been put to good use

EDIT: also, the bit of kate's veil that is left uncovered looks like charles wanking himself off
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:03, archived)
# I know Rattlehead... I noticed once animated, but thought the same, so left it in. It was Q&D anyway.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:08, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Wrong!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Yeaaaaaaaaaahhh! THIS IS ART!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:42, archived)
# I say it's time for a good ol' fashioned cock stabbing!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# that's thinking with portals.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I just got a very auto-erotic portal idea
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Haha - nice!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:18, archived)
# finish my day as it started...
watching Daffy+cock
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Bah! Missed!
Bah! Missed!
Bah! Missed!
etc
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Cock what!?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Static cock is very static.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Is a stasiscock
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a fashion abomination after all: doting grandchild helps old git see his order of service.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# Having never seen her before, I'm still amazed at her face
is it real?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I see The Eye!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Eye schmae....
Hasn't Euginie got a rather splendid set of norks though?
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 1:57, archived)
# This is not the Pope ... but ...
maybe you know this movie???

(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# yeah, great film
the scene where we all get a headache from the pointless flashing is the best bit
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:51, archived)
# i was watching 'Star Trek 90210' again last night.
I wonder if they make a non lens-flare cut of that movie
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# RED-EYED CLOUDJOHN EPILEPSY
New Line Cinema, 2007

What, you don't recognise it?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# buckaroo bonzai?
Also, don't do that to Peter Weller.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:18, archived)
# WINNER!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 6:43, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# cum in a banana?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# i believe there is
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Yeah!!1 CATchy *gesuntheit*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Yeah!!!!!
Kitty-electric-opera FTW!
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Saw this.
Realised it had no connection with the compo.
Clicked anyway.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# meh, she's too high maintenance
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# Now that's what I call
extreme ironing
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 2:04, archived)
[challenge entry] You should have seen her dress before the Queen censored it!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# Seamless
/obligatory fashion joke
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
[challenge entry] I have just noticed that it look like she is holding open a huge ????
* I'm going again now... Sorry...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# huge ?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# That's not a "huge ????"
That's the Queen's vulva.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
# tract of land?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Antler Fashion 2011
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# heehee
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Suits him!
BTW I keep thinking I can see something funny in this picture but can't seem to put my finger on it, anyone!?

(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:15, archived)
# what a pile of shit that turned in to
why did the Doctor have all the aliens killed?
If they had been helping mankind along since fire and the wheel surely they are massively important and lovely?
I missed the bit that said they raped and ate babies I think
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Parasitic infestation.
The Doctor was de-lousing the human race.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 23:13, archived)
# One of them made a woman explode (albeit a very annoying American one)
In The Doctor's book, this is enough to justify initiating a complete genocide.
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 0:33, archived)
[challenge entry] Is it the bloke sitting behind our future king, thinking to himself
"I wonder what he would look like it a Borat Swimming costume"?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# I know I am
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] So for the royal wedding...

I painted this on some cardboard and took it to Soho Square.
(Documentary evidence to follow...)
A bit bigger.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# saggy
tits
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# are
saggy.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# tops
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:58, archived)
# God that's good.
Sums up the sentiment. Hope you weren't too hassled.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Surprisingly I managed to get the painting back home in one piece
Just lucky I guess. Some people were getting arrested just for the crime of wearing zombie make-up.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:18, archived)
# Fascists!
/young ones blog
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Haha.
At times I feel myself turning into some horrible mix of Rik and Vivian... but hey, I'm allowed to. I'm a student!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Bastard students, coming over here, opening up corner shops, selling us dodgy takeaway curry and stealing our womenfolk
Weren't like that in my day, down t'pit before you could walk, lump of coal for dinner and Wetherspoons were summat you hung in y' parlour t'tell if 'twere sunny outside. Bah
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I concur!
Knowledge is nothing more than a socialist luxury.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:44, archived)
# damn right
and good on the tories for raising fees to match the wealthys income. keeps plebs like me out, so we have no choice to become grist for t' mill.

*waves enzymes flag*
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# When being a zombie is outlawed
Only outlaws will be zombies. Or something.

Anyone dressed as Zombie Diana?
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Now that would've been genius.
There's still the Diamond Jubilee next year :P
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Mmm breadcrumbs.
/worships
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# they dropped gold coins as they went?
what lovely people, I had no idea.
Making money through tourism and selling cheap plastic flags AND giving cash away. If only I'd known sooner I'd have gone myself.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# I was about to say "Shopped pictures only" but then I realised you swapped William's head for Harrison Ford's!
;)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# It's slow...I guess I'll go watch T.V....
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# Jabba was never emperial!


/crouches back to geekland
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Nookie with the Wookiee.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Saw this, couldn't resist...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Ha ha!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
#
Now I'm trying to imagine what joke they're telling. Probably something rude about him being a royal pain in the arse later tonight.
(couldn't be bothered to think of a joke to go with the punchline)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Glad you didn't.
Woo!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
# That took me faaaaaaaaar too long.
Woo!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Well, to be fair,
there are a lot of other gobby muppets to pick thru...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Haha :D
loves this and clicks
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# DOHHHHHH HOH HOH HOH HOH!
Brill
(, Fri 6 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
[challenge entry] a tender moment
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ZOMG not before the watershed! Fink of teh childrens!! etc
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:34, archived)
# Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# FASCISTS!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Grrrrr!
EDIT: Apart from being really pissed off by this, I'm also slightly confused that the chief executive of the Mothers' Union is called "Reg"...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# Fuckin' spoilsports.
They probably cruise public toilets for boys on weekends...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Children really are the last people on earth to give a fuck about same sex couples kissing on telly.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Imagine a CBBC/CITV crossover, Stephen Mulhern and Andi Peters going at it like rabbits in the Broom Cupboard, I'd totally watch that.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Damien van Cutsem?

There's more to Scowling Bridesmaid than meets the eye.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Oh fuck
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
[challenge entry] cue Carmina Burana
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# I already ruined the surprise
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# *GROAN*
that is awful
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# oh, you love it
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:23, archived)
# Oh dear oh dear
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# It's pronounced "Ribena Banana"
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:39, archived)
# Boldly going where no pun has gone before:
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# *applause*
Excuse me, I have to go. Somewhere there is a barbecue happening.
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# Excellent stuff!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# highly illogical
WOO!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Hahaha
Have you no shame!
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Absolutely not!
:)
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Haha
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm sorry b3ta, I am going to have to break out the big one...
Found it...

(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Oh no, I'm gonna have to hit the ginger again

(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Ouch
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 18:13, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha...
(, Tue 3 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# If this hasn't bindun I'll eat that hat...
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:03, archived)
# i always said i was misunderstood
(, Sun 1 May 2011, 17:07, archived)
# That was also the reaction
of most of the wedding guests
(, Mon 2 May 2011, 9:23, archived)

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