Haha! Took me a second there :D
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:06,
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it is taking me more than a secondRissing like a cunt here. maybe i am just tired. or stupid. or both.
(
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:15,
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Justin Beiber was chased by a tank, throught the snow, as his trousers fell down,in a video to promote his new duet (called: 'I'll make your bedrock') with Madonna.
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:32,
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birds gotta fly, fish gotta frywww.youtube.com/watch?v=F5i9YXHVEmI
COME TO BEDROCK
(COME TO BEDROCK
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:18,
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#www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:19,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2PQP0pm3z0&feature=player_embedded
gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:20,
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oh gronkpan you sexy lady would you like some meth with that Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:34,
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where is the nudge buttonhow do i send a nudge
( gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:25,
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But where's the pope?Is he pulling the fishing line attached to his lip?
(
Zumf Ham banjo,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:34,
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![[challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif "Challenge Entry: Unexpected Bad Guy"){kind=small}
können Sie halten es für mich?
Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:43,
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I have a copy of Mein KampfEnglish translation, printed in England in 1938...
Wonder what happened to the publisher...
(Wonder what happened to the publisher...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:15,
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can you halt the fur much?*doesn't spreken ze deutsch*
( Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:27,
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tank car
Click for bigger (162 kb)
I started this about a year ago and I'm never going to get round to finishing it, so here it is.
Hope you're all having a lovely weekend.
Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:06,
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I need tank car!
(
Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:11,
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You have that all arse about face.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:03,
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Oh man!I need one of these!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:26,
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i want an rc version of that.I'm having a fine weekend, b3takit is moving to a new site shortly, watch this space :)
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:23,
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*watches**keeps watching*
*gets a bit bored watching*
(*gets a bit bored watching*
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:16,
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*not so super secret upload codes*www.b3takit.co.uk/
Still putting the images back up :)
(Still putting the images back up :)
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:54,
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Awesome!I've missed these most likely through my absence.
Woo!
(Woo!
XLVII .uk,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:36,
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NiftyAlthough this is the first thing that came to mind
(
mooglemania Please disregard this sig.,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:38,
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well that's a pretty strange thingi want one
( Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:43,
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well I feel like this would be an appropriate juncture to say WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:19,
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Right on . . . tracks !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Sat 7 May 2011, 20:19,
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Arf!Also: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4G8AXyD-vdo (Press 4)
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 10:32,
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yeah, you tooStalker! :P
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:21,
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Jackie Chan appears to have morphed into Michael McIntyreScary!
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:08,
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I am really not sure what to say about this....Is it yours?
(
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:52,
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hahaha--nopeI just gave him the mirror
sauce: www.onefuglybaby.com/2010/08/wizard-baby-casts-a-spell-on-you/
(sauce: www.onefuglybaby.com/2010/08/wizard-baby-casts-a-spell-on-you/
LS18,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:53,
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What ho WobblyHow is the new desk treating you?
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 10:12,
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not badI miss b3ra though
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 15:11,
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Compo it!Ning all
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 10:09,
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haha! Nice ninja.
( Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 10:34,
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NEVER SLEEP AGAIN Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:12,
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Happy 300th birthday!
Anti-RIS
EDIT: While we're at it, take a look at this: ethxblog.blogspot.com/2011/05/news-corporation-is-at-it-again-this.html
Oh, and, MORNING, /BOARD!
Enzyme is powered by sunlight,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:27,
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I'm not planning on shooting Solo. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:48,
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Monty Python's Fliegender Zirkuswas just on R4 and will be on i-player later. Not a great fan of Henning Wehn but I liked that
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sat 7 May 2011, 11:11,
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Morinin boardnice to see the tories favourites fucking up people reading opportunities. this is the start of the orwellian clampdowm. cunts.
also mornin enzyme et al
(also mornin enzyme et al
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sat 7 May 2011, 10:07,
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He has played his final hole....RIP Seve Ballesteros
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:48,
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Sad. Nice bloke.Why do I seem to get all my news from B3TA??
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:49,
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Breakfast news just called him 'Steve'. Christ on a bike
( unclepills Sixty 25th of Decembers,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:52,
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Hmmm strangeI've had this line from an At The Gates song in my head all morning.
Slaughter of the soul
suicidal final hole
And then I come here and see this.
COINCIDENCE??!???
Yes.
Morning!
(Slaughter of the soul
suicidal final hole
And then I come here and see this.
COINCIDENCE??!???
Yes.
Morning!
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:55,
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No coincidence...I merely control your mind...
* Now make me a coffee!
(* Now make me a coffee!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:58,
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Ooh. while you're there, have you got any nice biscuits?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:59,
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Yeah, like some of those Gevulde Koek? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:02,
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That's hardly a biscuit, but I could go for a freshly baked one myself mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:07,
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Not going to be the Jaffa Cake argument again is it?
(
da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:13,
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I worked at Mcvites for 4 years on the jaffa cake lineTHEY ARE CAKES
( Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:21,
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Are Jaffa Cacks a new type? Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:22,
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CAKE CAKE CAKE HMMMM!A cake goes solid when stale.
Biccies go soggy.
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 13:37,
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Biccies go soggy.
Uncanny. I only just made coffee.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:06,
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The turban was the source of his powers. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:46,
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This is not a crappy picture...This is artz!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:49,
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My mate asked me to draw this as an artist's impression of what happened.
Only a remote control that turns every font of every book it's pointed at into comic sansMagenta comic sans.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:06,
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He was unarmed thoughI call face photograph.
( LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:07,
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I feel a bindun coming on...
printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:38,
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hehehe!everybody ends up getting overposted
( printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:58,
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This rock is small...THOSE ones are far away
(
ousgg is not seeking approval,
Sun 8 May 2011, 19:04,
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Failoplane 411 is taking the wrong approach to the runway.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:32,
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And the failoplane touches down.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:33,
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On the way to Santa Fail Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:34,
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Father Pissedmas? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:45,
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Rudolf the Red-ringed Reindeer. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:47,
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TAKE IT TO THE BRIDGE
Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:14,
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Where do they all come from?* I actually have my first person on Ignore now...
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:05,
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they're just attention seeking twats like usthey just can't be bothered to do pointless pictures of their own
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:07,
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i don't think it's anything to do with posting their own picshe was a cock on talk too. they just ignored him and he came over here.
Ning all
(Ning all
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:28,
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How fireproof is your embassy? Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:29,
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Hmm, fibrous.Then proceed.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:35,
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Woo k3b/-\balus"Ningles!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:18,
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Hallo!Although in the original, the trolling cunts are man-made, not aliens.
What happened the other night? I thought the meet was on the 9th?
I've been so bloody busy with getting this f***ing proposal in I've not had time to catch up with Gronkers and yourself this week.
(What happened the other night? I thought the meet was on the 9th?
I've been so bloody busy with getting this f***ing proposal in I've not had time to catch up with Gronkers and yourself this week.
Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:26,
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I messaged on thursday I think, and it was postponed for a little whileSo I think it will get re-organised in a couple of weeks.
ARC grant? shiiiiiiit. :S
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:30,
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ARC grant? shiiiiiiit. :S
The dreaded DECRA, breaker of careers.200 places, over 2,000 applicants and USyd is being a bag of shit about it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:33,
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Uni is nearly always a bag of shit unless you're a Prof, with a shitload of grants already.:(
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:38,
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They've displayed a special level of cuntitude on this.We'll probably have to move back to Blighty.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:45,
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:( dare I ask? Forced you to go alone on the grant? At which point you can still be stuffed even if you get the grant.
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:50,
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Not even that.They're refusing to support more than a handful of applications. They cite the cost of funding the wages gap ($19,000/year), despite the fact that they get $125,000/year for any of us lucky enough to get in. The few who have got through fall into two camps: people who already have funding and can successfully use a loophole in the funding rules (which reduces the department's wages bill) and three poor fuckers who have to take big pay cuts and do 30% teaching. They decided my application was "not competitive", despite UNSW offerring me a stipend of $1,000 to submit it through them and Monash have jumped at the project and said very nice things about it.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:08,
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Yeah it sucks when you end up getting the grant, but with no way of paying your wages. are you submitting through either UNSW or Monash?
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:25,
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Monash.But I'll probably have to do a year in Blighty first. The timing's worked out badly on everything so far.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:34,
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There's a post I'm applying for at Herriot-Wattwhich would cover the gap in work between the end of the current position and the potential start of a DECRA, but they won't pay any relocation allowance. Tight buggers.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 9:50,
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Ok, ok... I will post some artz!!!Happy Birthday to Lisa Paige Robinson, who has the most perfect eyes (until I shopped them).
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 7:29,
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Hallo Wobbles.As you say, lovely eyes.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:02,
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I think she like you, she is blowing you a kiss. Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:05,
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Oh FFS!Has no one noticed she is blowing kisses!!!
* This took hours and posting something a noob found on the Internet gets more comments / blog.
(* This took hours and posting something a noob found on the Internet gets more comments / blog.
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:25,
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I did, but it's hard to look below the eyes. Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:27,
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:)( Sorry for the rant )
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:33,
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Quite alright!I spent an inordinately long time removing the title and cast of that poster. Spose I can use it again with different names in the future, though.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:37,
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Yeah and look at the amount of fail posts above... Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:55,
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Mesmerising.*waits for her to open wide to receive me...*
( da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>,
Sat 7 May 2011, 8:53,
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I don't want to see this sort of thing. LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Sat 7 May 2011, 12:10,
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hi, B3ta is for posting your own picturesplease read the FAQ and either join in or fuck off to a site that is closer to what you want
( HappyToast Groat froth,
Sat 7 May 2011, 6:54,
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I think you might be on the wrong site, try this link instead.(
Lord Gnome,
Sat 7 May 2011, 7:02,
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Thought you bunch of poodle walking fucks might like this...I havent tried it yet, but it is FREE (for another 2 hours or so anyway) and could potentially save fuckloads of time fucking about with vanashing point, clone stamp etc.
www.giveawayoftheday.com/
Enjoy! (or fuck off. Feel free to take either option)
Note: there will be another product there in about 2 hours,... so please dont carry on like a mong with the "WTF!'s", "wrong link" etc. should you happen to miss out.
(www.giveawayoftheday.com/
Enjoy! (or fuck off. Feel free to take either option)
Note: there will be another product there in about 2 hours,... so please dont carry on like a mong with the "WTF!'s", "wrong link" etc. should you happen to miss out.
Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:28,
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* Re-opend b3ta* Looks through the last two pages
* Puts 'ityal' on Ignore
* Now reads this - OH FFS!
(* Puts 'ityal' on Ignore
* Now reads this - OH FFS!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:32,
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Wotcher cock!How's the "research" coming along this morning?
( Chumps 👀,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:49,
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Yes,Because we all know that people who have the elite skills of copying and pasting a URL will find this programme extremely handy.
( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:55,
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From cnet:Photo Stamp Remover comes with a 30-day trial. Since its results varied so wildly, we do not recommend this program.
From softwareiformer:In short, Photo Stamp Remover proved to be inefficient and presents several other things that make me suggest you not to waste your time with this program.
Enjoy! (or fuck off. Feel free to take either option)
(From softwareiformer:In short, Photo Stamp Remover proved to be inefficient and presents several other things that make me suggest you not to waste your time with this program.
Enjoy! (or fuck off. Feel free to take either option)
Chumps 👀,
Sat 7 May 2011, 6:07,
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From the FAQ. Oh, and yay!What happens if I decide to be naughty and disobey all these rules?
If people make the occasional mistake or if they unknowingly do something wrong, a friendly board moderator will edit your message and point out what you did. Anybody on the board trying to annoy and cause trouble will be banned.
(If people make the occasional mistake or if they unknowingly do something wrong, a friendly board moderator will edit your message and point out what you did. Anybody on the board trying to annoy and cause trouble will be banned.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:20,
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I was in the UK for a short whilevisiting family.
(
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:44,
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it's international 'bash mofaha day' PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:49,
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If it'd stay still for long enoughI'd comment on how good it was.
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:45,
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This is wonderful.Truly wonderful
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:48,
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Well that Haku's clearly just posting shit from the interwebsdon't encourage him
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:46,
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are you guys rhyming on purposebecause I am a big spender
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:55,
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No you're notyou great big bender.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:57,
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i do sometimes have issuesregarding my gender
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:00,
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HAHAHA , i really wasn't,but now i look like a total bender
EDIT: oh ffs boris
(,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:58,
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EDIT: oh ffs boris
I'm being mollycoddled for some reason.Both the kids are ill and I'm merely a bit peaky, but Frau Boris is running around mothering everyone. I'm fully intending to go and do some bird watching this afternoon, so certainly not at death's door, but I've found myself wrapped up in bed with a hot water bottle, coffee and a creme egg.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:56,
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* Opens b3ta.. * looks at this
* re-lurks
EDIT: Hang on... It's Saturday, I am allowed to stay!
(* re-lurks
EDIT: Hang on... It's Saturday, I am allowed to stay!
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:10,
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you might like this PC offering from the USPS
(and yes it's a pea)
An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:07,
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nice!i imagine it's be mail fraud if i printed it out and tried to use it as a stamp though : /
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:28,
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Maybe a bit of'hard' time in a federal prison for that.
I thought about it though.
(I thought about it though.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:34,
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i imagine if you put the correct postage on as wellyou might get away with it,
though the postie'd probably chuck it in the bin, or send it to the FBI
(though the postie'd probably chuck it in the bin, or send it to the FBI
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:37,
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Yeahan out of date stamp'll get the Feds right on you.
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:42,
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Now this ins good....Are you still awake real?
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 5:33,
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Click!It took me a couple of goes to work out what it was, though.
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his little Jihad...
(Postman Pat,
Postman Pat,
Postman Pat and his little Jihad...
Awk Industries is actually a helic- NO, STAY BACK SHARK!,
Sun 8 May 2011, 17:26,
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This might helpwww.google.com/search?q=wooo+yay&hl=en&client=ubuntu&hs=TyD&channel=fs&prmd=ivns&source=lnms&tbm=isch&ei=urXETajkDoKftwfVxN21BA&sa=X&oi=mode_link&ct=mode&cd=2&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1600&bih=703
Edit: I can post it again with the kiddy filters on if you need that.
(Edit: I can post it again with the kiddy filters on if you need that.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:00,
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the best thing to do is ignore himhis mum'll be in to make sure he's in bed asleep soon
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 7 May 2011, 3:59,
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lovely text work there, An Egg.You should call yourself 'The Egg'
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 4:05,
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you do realisethat absolutely nobody is impressed with your pathetic excuse at trolling. Your account will probably get banned and we will all move on and don't take the piss out of b3ta.
( FIEND,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:37,
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Your Mother's a cunt and I suspect your Father is as well.
(
BorisKarloff is in the back of the classroom forever,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:43,
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I assume this is a comedy accountand by that i mean, you made this account to cause trouble, which never turns out to actually be funny and no doubt your illiteracy is meant to make you seem all wacky and that you don't care, if not then your REALLY need to improve your English.
TWAT
(TWAT
FIEND,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:44,
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what's the matter, has your last friend finally fucked you off?and you have to take your anger and rejection out on a forum that also hates you?
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:32,
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Yay!I'm about to get 'ignored' by a troll!
'cos let's face it, hitting women is really funny.
('cos let's face it, hitting women is really funny.
An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 3:01,
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pffft...this was posted twice in one night.
(
atomic A-bomb-a-nation,
Sat 7 May 2011, 7:26,
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He's probably a glutton for punishment.Which might have been brought about by a traumatic experience, or long-term neglect.
What I'm trying to say is, if it IS a comedy account, it's not funny. It's pretty pathetic, actually.
(What I'm trying to say is, if it IS a comedy account, it's not funny. It's pretty pathetic, actually.
Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:15,
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anyone for a slice of toast?Hot buttered and with syrup?
( Wildyles is back to rimming chimps,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:40,
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I just had some with peanut butter.I'd run out of cheese spread, sadly.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...",
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:58,
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im in the mood for raisins now PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:49,
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is this like a 'knock knock' joke? PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 1:52,
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Naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm, and a two-foot salami under the other. The bartender says, I guess you won't be needing a drink. Naked lady says...
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:18,
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It was already the wurst night of my life and then this stupid French bitch turned up.
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:22,
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Pedro's mom approves
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:25,
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We could go on all night like this.
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TriedItOnceAndDidn'tLikeIt made you lose the game on,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:19,
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Two parrots sitting on a perch and one says, "Do you smell fish?"
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An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:06,
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Jesus Christ!Why haven't I blocked this dickspoon yet?
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:04,
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well, you've been on my ignore list too for-like-everdickmunch
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:25,
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huh?the 'ignore' part, or the 'dickmunch' part?
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:34,
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The 'ignore' partI can't remember the last dick I munched. It's probably the beer.
( An Egg ,D,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:41,
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Why do trolls suddenly appearwhen you're near, when you're near?
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F5 F5 F5 Can't be arsed.,
Sat 7 May 2011, 2:07,
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Rules of Engagemnetclearly state "anyone wearing a ginger merkin on their head is fair game!"
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Sat 7 May 2011, 1:57,
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