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# I think I've seen Giggs' Mrs somewhere before...
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# uncanny
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Just gonna squeeze this pea
in here, if you don't mind:

(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Seamlion!
In space no one can hear you roar.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# that's one ugly bag
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:00, archived)
# Yes, it is.
*checks self for gayness*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# there's an easy way to check for gayness
see if there's a cock up your arse
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# *checks*
holy cow, there is as well...
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# a vast one?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# yes
and that thing she's holding isn't much cop either!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# heheheheh
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:39, archived)
# Purse fight . . . coming up !
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] NSFW for kissing lesbinims
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# well, i'm a woman
and i wouldn't watch that pile of rancid mawkish toss if you paid me
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# what about if it had lesbians?
attractive ones.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# nope
give me a film with blood, guts, action and zombies any day!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ...and...
some attractive lesbians.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# could we not have that film
but also have lesbians in it?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# exactly
everything +lesbians = better
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# if you like
but you end up with land of the dead
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# What if they were lesbian zombies?
I'd watch just for the novelty of that.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# i probably would, too
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# literally
eating each other out.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# Baby, don't hurt me..
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# Needs this playing in background..
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Head knockers up . . . Head knockers down . . . Head knockers knockin' round and round !
♪ ♫ ♪ ♫
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# iit's like Data, Jim Carrey and Bruce Campbell auditioning for x-factor
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# FUCKYEA
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:13, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# hahahahaha
*clicked*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:57, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# hahahaha
just watched the video on youtube
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# hahah - nice one
the inevitable yet again comes crashing down on the heads of the 'living in a bubble' parlimentarians.

personally i think this whole issue is the predicted 'rapture' - everyone on earth is actually pure, just Giggs on his own probably goes down to eternal damnation to save mankind from all our sins

(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# i know that face
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:08, archived)
# I wake up screaming because of that face.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:20, archived)
# He probably does as well.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Ha-ha!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# Breaking Wind
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Shocking
Mr Speaker's a Gooner
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
[challenge entry] I could not make a satisfactory silhouette of Paul McGann.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
[challenge entry] I toyed with this idea as well:
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# I'm betting a shiny pound that the 11th Doctor will meet the 8th Doctor..
.. WHO WAS PLAYED BY PAUL McGANN!!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# ?
Rissing hard here.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# The King Of Queens
. . . or visa versa . . .
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# SCRAMBLE!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Eugh!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# scrambled egg on toast is LOVELY
especially with the amount of chillies i put in it
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Scrambled egg is abhorrent.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:18, archived)
# i'm eating it right now
and it's delicious.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# I'm sorry, Smash IS correct on this one.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:22, archived)
# of course i am!
although i'm willing to accept that there are some poor souls whose lives have been blighted by scramble-hatred
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# They are poor deluded fools
I demand that they be re-educated

*Allergies are no bloody excuse, just man-up you wimps
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# we should set up re-eggducation camps
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:27, archived)
# ouch...
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 2:37, archived)
# tasty toasty
nyom
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# very much so
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Eggybread
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
# and chillies
don't forget the chillies.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# chillies you say :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# arf!
i'd still eat them!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# 2 eggs
a drop of milk, Worcester sauce, pepper and a little salt. Whisk. Very lightly toast bread, then soak in the mix. Fry. Eat. Die early, but happy. That is all.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# oooooohh,yes
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# aka gyppo bread :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:19, archived)
# those are some lucky gyppos
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:36, archived)
# Nom.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# indeed.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# thats no good.
It will float and the sink

EDIT: At least it will be nice food for the fish.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# be careful what you feed fish
goldfish don't like ham, i know that.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# can you draw us a Giggs fish?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# i can't really do faces
but i might try a football fish
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# woo
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# ha!
just took a "when will you get married?" quiz on facebook.
it said never! :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:16, archived)
# facebook?
What's that?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# 'tis an evil place
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# Scramble down my gullet !
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:49, archived)
# watch out, it's spicy!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:53, archived)
# It such a treat to gulp down the heat !
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# yummy
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:05, archived)
# and filling
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# That is one HAPPY toast
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# have a blueish wibble thing that may or may not be angry
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# he's not angry
he's contemplating his choice of pies for dinner
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# steak & kidney
or chicken & mushroom
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# steak & kidney
definitely
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# ew
kidneys are horrible

I used to leave them in a little pile on the side of my plate and then feed them to the cat
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# they're not bad when cooked properly
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# Nice style
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Not angry, angry,
constipated. In that order.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# nice
in other news, this made me laugh -
Lib Dem MP John Hemmings has made a desperate bid for celebrity by officially naming Ryan Giggs in the commons, to which..
"Speaker John Bercow immediately leapt out of his seat and rebuked Mr Hemmings in an effort to try and protect the Manchester United player's identity."

Like he was trying to take a bullet for Giggsy :D I hope as he jumped up he shouted "Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" in slow motion
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# Yeah, diving across him whilst reaching into a shoulder holster.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# It's am ambivalent wibble
I like ambivalence :~)
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# Demonic biro ftw.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# One womans fight against smelly areas
also woo etc
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
# hahahaha *clicks hard*
my computer mouse broke, so i bought a new one and THAT didn't work so haven't entered this compo :(
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Ta Fiendy :)
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Get yourself one of these, they're fucking excellent:
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 18:47, archived)
# nice one sir
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# oh, very good
*click*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Ta emvee
:D:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# Psssssst, it's really Clark Kent!!11111one
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# bindun
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# That would make a really cool burka
for one of those crazy young musilm ladies (or men ((well you can't really tell what's inside can you?))
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# hahahaha
this needs to be done, all the doctors in holby have hats with their favorite football teams on, i think this would make the burka more accessable to people.

come on b3ta, give me your new style fashion burka's with pictures on them.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Those things are coming down soon...

I know nothing about football so have something 9/11 related
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
[challenge entry] There really IS something about her
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# dog lols

(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# cool
Long running argument - mrs ninja thinks the title song to Tin Tin starts with a long drawn out "les adventures" instead of what I believe to be correct as "Hergé's adventures".

Don't remmeber the big purple dong being mentioned though!
(, Tue 24 May 2011, 8:36, archived)
# Citing environmental concerns, cost and battery life, Apple unveil the new iPhone's vibration mechanism
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# is that a trilobite?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Rattle snake.
Apologies for lack of skills.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# I thought it was one of those coiled metal things you shove down the loo when you've blocked it
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
# Too easy - must have been done?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# hahahaha
seamless
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# i was just google searching geordie trying to think of something to do
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:07, archived)
# RIS?
I don't get it.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Google image search
Giggs Sunday Herald.
Just made me think of this.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Think this is just about compoable :-)
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:50, archived)
# she's got a surprisingly heavy foot
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# and an unsurprisingly flappy flange
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# She should get some lithium grease on that
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# is that what he calls it?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:20, archived)
# ... and he's got a surprisingly heavy hand.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# leggy leadfooted lolita
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# i heard it was peter beardsley
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# What's Big Brother?
: )
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# It's a closed-circuit television-based monitoring system employed by the ruling elite to subjugate and manipulate the beahviour of the masses through a subtle combination of fear and reassurance.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# but that's not important right now
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Cheers for that, you're brilliant at answering questions
why does it always rain in your posts?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# ^this
With TV to stop them thinking.


(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# mountains, brother
*tumbleweed*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Ah, love a bit of social realism
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Good stuff!
Although he hasn't been caught doing anything.

In fact, the reason the superinjunction was granted in the first place was because the so-called evidence was flimsy at best, and there was a strong suggestion he'd been set up and blackmailed.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# If that's the case...
Why doesn't he just go to court and show her up for the scheming little so-and-so she is? Crazy, I tell ya, crazy...
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Because noone listens to the facts
As we can see.

The idea of a superinjunction is that it prevents people damaging others' reputations by making spurious claims with no basis in truth.

It has often worked in the past, but in this case XXXX has completely misjudged things/got unlucky.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Are you a lawyer...
infiltrating the B3ta board on behalf of a famous footballer?
; )
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# and drawn MASSIVE attention to both himself and the allegations
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# I think he's f**ked on those points then..
: (
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# probably
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# from (.)(.) to ( . )( . ) now, ask me how
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# it's all in the eyes
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Hahaha...
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# "getting Giggy with it"
b-side
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:44, archived)
# giggedy giggedy!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# They should make that a catchphrase for someone.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:57, archived)
# How about that bloke from that show like The Simpsons?
You know, the one that looks like XXXX XXXXX?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Yeah!
They could get him to XXXX a XXX with a XXXX and shove his XXXXX up a XXX until there was XXXXXXX everywhere!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:02, archived)
# And THEN no-one would suspect
it was Manchester United footballer Ryan Giggs! OH SHIT!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:09, archived)
# You TYPED it!!!!!
It's ok to TALK about it, but now you've TYPED it!!!!

*calls lawyers*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# SHIT! SHIT!
*flushes hard drive down the toilet*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Who's Ryan Giggs?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:13, archived)
# he's a footballing baker
who makes ballistic pasties for throwing at half-time.
supposedly, they are edible, too.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:15, archived)
# He's that guy who's been shagging Imogen Thomas
apparently he's famous for something else, but I've no idea what it is
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# he's famous for being shit at anonymity
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Ha-ha! Tops.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] May I pop this here?
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# can we have some moar?
woo
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# "Please sir, some more can I have?"
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Don't let's ask for the stars. We have photon torpedos.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# *stares*
i would comment on the shopping skills, but i'm having trouble tearing my gaze from the lower right of the picture
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:38, archived)
# *makes mental note to include industrial-strength boobs in all future posts*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# Mmmm... triceps.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# There's some serious padding going on there.
Jeri Ryan's normal nork size looks like this:
www.giantfreakinrobot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/30.jpg
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# What
You're suggesting her costume may have been designed to enhance her natural assets to appeal to the stereotypical Trekkie demographic?

Perish the thought!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# it was specifically designed
to make her breasts go downwards, so as to reduce the sex appeal of her character and make it seem less silly
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:29, archived)
# I'm not suggesting anything!
I'm merely sharing the fruits of my extensive research into the subject.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Well blimey, there's nothing wrong with the ones she has!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:25, archived)
# fwaps
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Yeah, that's a nice bulkhead!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:11, archived)
# this is all kinds of wrong
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:40, archived)
# and that's why we love it!
NOON SMASHY!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# NOON WOBBLES!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# I don't understand this at all
but I like it nonetheless
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# this
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ^
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Excellent mash!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:59, archived)
# hahaha
Why ask for the moon when we can have the stars
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:17, archived)
# !!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:18, archived)
# Apperently they do an amazing Welsh Tart
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# *Badum Tish*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:19, archived)
# hahaha ffs
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# I may sue you
for loss of tea, and replacement of monitor. :-)
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# meh
it was bland and over cooked if you ask me.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hahaha - superb
top pic too ninj *clicks*
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# hehehehe
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:43, archived)
# I noticed they often put apple pastry desserts on lower shelves
They should move them up a bit, they'd sell a lot more. They'd have a higher turnover.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:45, archived)
# best graffitti i ever saw
sprayed on the shutters of sayer's
"greggs is better"
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:20, archived)
# Ha ha.
Graffiti meets useful customer feedback. Nice.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:29, archived)
# Feedback is a gift
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:31, archived)
# there's one down the road
that just says "penis".
makes me giggle every time i see it.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:32, archived)
# They'd have to be pretty fucking awful
If Greggs is better
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:34, archived)
# There's
nowhere better to obtain an old leather purse filled with molten lava; AKA "Greggs Pastie".
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# only been in there once
cheese pasties shouldn't be chunky :(
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
# Hey
Leave my ex out of this!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:46, archived)
# pfff
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# hahaha
excellent!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:21, archived)
# Ta Waspie!
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Alright....
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:22, archived)
# :)
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Tempted to insert Quagmire Joke
So how about this?


(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:23, archived)
# funnily enough, I thing Quagmore looks a bit like
XXXX XXXXX
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:37, archived)
# closed..but
the doors open...

I only meant to blow her bloody drawers off..
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:24, archived)
# me grin's stuck!!!
..another clicker
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:25, archived)
# Cheers Elvis!
:)
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:41, archived)
# excellent sir
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:26, archived)
# Cheers Bilbo!
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:42, archived)
# ha!
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:27, archived)
# Who'd have thought a footballer in the twilight of his career could have given us so much fun, today?
Nicely done, sir.
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:48, archived)
# Cheers Cap'n
Shuriken!! :D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Hahaha:D
Nice one Ninj
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# Cheers herman!
:D
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Aw man
I totally thought of this while I was at work :(
(, Mon 23 May 2011, 22:13, archived)

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