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# "The evidence"

De-ris 1 : De-ris 2
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 4:37, archived)
# That took me a second
until I realized I was looking at France and not Spain.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 25 May 2011, 4:45, archived)
# Yeah, if only he was Italian
Italy has a much more recognisable shape.
Perhaps that should be a consideration when they elect the next guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 4:50, archived)
# more recognizable?
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 6:19, archived)
# I've always thought France looked like Margaret Thatcher wearing a hat.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:40, archived)
# l'hexagone!

How is this a "IMF case" anyway?

I'm sure that if I was in the same predicatment, the media wouldn't name the case by my company name. It'd just be another mediocre case.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:02, archived)
# COUNTRYSHAPESPUNK
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 26 May 2011, 1:32, archived)
# DANCE PHUKERS
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:26, archived)
# I know you ... you're dead! We killed you!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Phuckjiggle!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:31, archived)
# a freebase arts i did, took fucking ages too.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:32, archived)
# I heartily apologize to all involved.


I really must boost my GIF arsenal.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:35, archived)
# ...and nobody lived happily ever after.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:40, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:49, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:54, archived)
# hahahaha
one of my all time favs
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:58, archived)
# huge fuck
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:58, archived)
# RIPPED FUCK
Being in a gym 99.99% of your life will do this.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:08, archived)
# boom! cock shot
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:12, archived)
# Meanwhile...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:26, archived)
# A happy family
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:30, archived)
# i love paper fuck games
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Hahahaha
that one brings a tear to my eye
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 8:59, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:37, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:06, archived)
# GET UP! (get on up)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 4:52, archived)
# kickboxer?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:38, archived)
# i think so
something with jcd anyway
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:43, archived)
# At the zombie jamboree
Photobucket

What t e fucdk has happened to this place tonight!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# It's gone olde skool!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:03, archived)
# shits got real phukers
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:59, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
# spot the memes
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:03, archived)
# Haha
!!!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:06, archived)
# Looks like Freebase is a b3tan
But a hell of a lurker.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:17, archived)
# Has he been active longer than the meme has?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:33, archived)
# Longer than I!
Freebase, ever!
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:44, archived)
# It's probably a coincidence he, too, is named Freebase.
But that's not fun, I say it's time travel.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:51, archived)
# He has always been here
Past generations of Freebases have already fucked the internet:


(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:57, archived)
# And presumably will continue to.
Destroying him would unbalance the delicate eco-system of the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:00, archived)
# definately .
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:05, archived)
#
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:07, archived)
# i have no dancing fuck
sooty and sweep though
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:36, archived)
# Sooty fuckin rules!
Love this - clicked
(Cosa Nostril, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:33, archived)
# It is that time again
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:55, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:58, archived)
# what he said! ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:03, archived)
# HAH!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:04, archived)
# yes
i fucking love this
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:02, archived)
# rear entry fail
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:27, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:20, archived)
# haha, perfect
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:40, archived)
# Aw hell yeah let's fucking do this
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:19, archived)
# neaaaa yeaaah yeahhh yeahh
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:37, archived)
# sure, why not


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:39, archived)
# HaaaaDUUUken
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:52, archived)
# finished him with FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:03, archived)
# good e1bow moves
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:08, archived)
# This made me larf
and what a truly excellent thread
: )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 May 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Hahaha!
Love the tag line. So true. Amazing ingredients on their own and yet put them altogether and it's shit.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:11, archived)
# Katamari cake.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Laaaa la la la la la laa laaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:23, archived)
# bloody marshmellows!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:19, archived)
#
someone's been to hotel chocolat'
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:11, archived)
# Bit of a gritty reboot.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:02, archived)
# loverly stuff
get rid of Ringo too and have Keith Richards do it
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:09, archived)
# This, I am in favour of.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:14, archived)
# fantastic stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Tue 24 May 2011, 23:44, archived)
# hahaha superb :D
i was just playing battlefield bad company 2 as well ;)

but what has happened to the linda blairs nose? :S
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:23, archived)
# I wanted the face to fit the contours of the front of the train.
Using liquify after years and years, was not a good idea. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:30, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# hehehe
deserves more replies. Clicked.
(Testicles just for you, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:03, archived)
# what he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:20, archived)
# what she said ^
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:24, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:25, archived)
# very clever
I like :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:57, archived)
# chucklesum
I like : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:13, archived)
# I was bored
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# i wasn't erect
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Are you now?
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# and now i'm really freaked out
good work!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# what the shuddering fuck
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Me too...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# I'd take that back to Sainsburys if I was you
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:00, archived)
# It won't let me...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:05, archived)
# i've seen some 'orrible pics on here
but this wins a prize
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Is that a tomato?
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:27, archived)
# argh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:21, archived)
# Barry Pepper?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 25 May 2011, 3:27, archived)
# fucking hell
that's a bit odd.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Wed 25 May 2011, 10:47, archived)
# I LOOK OUT TO THE SEA
AND THE DARK GROWS FROM THE SKY, INK DRIPPING ON THE SLUGGISH WAVES AND THEY BREAK AND IT RISES IT RISES AND THE DARK IT GROWS AND I TRY TO RUN BUT MY FEET ARE CAUGHT INSECTS COCKROACHES THE CHITTERING THE CHITTERING AND THEY CLIMB MY LEGS BARBED FEET GOUGING CHUNKS FROM MY FLESH AND IT REACHES THE SHORE AND ITS EYES ITS EYES AND THE COCKROACHES REACH MY GROIN AND THEY CRAWL THEY CRAWL INSIDE AND HANDS GRAB FROM BEHIND FINGERS IN MY MOUTH DISEASED SHIT-COATED FINGERS AND ITS EYES ITS EYES AND I GAG AND I FEEL COCKROACHES FROM INSIDE THEY DIG AT MY INTESTINES I FEEL THE FLUTTERING IN MY STOMACH OH GOD OH GOD LET ME DIE AND MY BLADDER OH DEAR GOD HELP ME MY BLADDER TEARS APART HORNETS AND TERMITES AND INSECTS AND BARBS LET ME DIE AND ITS EYES ITS EYES

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Appropriate
considering we are currently going to re-enact the tornado scene from the Wizard of Oz in my hometown in a few hours...

*edit*
Also, you lot can PLEASE take back Piers Morgan? In return we will reclaim the zombie formerly known as Madonna.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:34, archived)
# :( Good luck with that
and if you hear the bellow of an otherworldly beast outside the window hide, hide in the basement and barricade the door and pray, pray to your sacrificed god and pray that he's real and pray he'll protect you for the old one is at hand and he has no mercy we are all but food and he toys with his prey and he toys with his priapic and filthy lust and you'll live and live and live and wish you'd die

(seriously, i hope it goes fine)

edit: i'll be happy to take piers "morgan" moron back if i'm allowed to sacrifice him on the altar of the barbed one
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# You can do what you like with him
As for Madonna I plan to use my enchanted necklace and persuade her to murder my enemies.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:43, archived)
# too dicey
she's done "kabbalah". she hasn't actually done kaballah, she's done l.a. kaballah, which is very different. her soul belongs to the lost dark one hakonesh and he never relinquishes his cold grip
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# NO DICE!
Besides, you have a tornado on hand! Get him to interview it or something!

Seriously though, good luck in the bunker!
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Tue 24 May 2011, 22:41, archived)
# hahaha
piers morgan, tornado chaser, rip
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Well, it would seem fitting
Having one huge bag of hot air interview another...

I GOTS TA GO!

NIGHT NIGHT b3ta!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# have fun, if such is at all possible
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# Rainbows and kitties and balloons and clouds and cupids and glitter and flowers and candy and unicorns and castles.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:47, archived)
# ALL SHALL FALL
THE WRATH OF THE GREAT ONE IS GRUESOME AND GLORIOUS TO BEHOLD
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Better get my shades.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# a very good idea
joe cool would approve, just before he tore your stomach open and urinated in your intestines
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
# I don't think a cartoon can do that to a human.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# you just keep on believing that
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Ha ha.... o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:56, archived)
# see, he's already ripped one of your arms off
any money he's shitting in the stump at this minute
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:59, archived)
# i was going to animate it, but some how by blurring it made it look 3d. hurts my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:49, archived)
# egad
IT'S STARTING. the wind is rising and i can hear the squealing and the clacking of the mandibles as they come nearer
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# and bananas
!E COMES E W ALLr
(I helped save b3ta! El_MUERkO bleeds love, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:40, archived)
# That's seriously messing with my eyes...
and I like it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:31, archived)
# DRUGS!


are bad
(I helped save b3ta! Pippa off home and away Misses Smoking, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# "I take these to counteract my headache shirt"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# and breasts
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# The bad thing is...
The first thing I noticed is that one of his fingers looks like it was cut off and then glued back on.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:28, archived)
# His teeth scare me
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Brother?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:38, archived)
# i've had her
Ian Krankie wasn't happy...
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:40, archived)
# wow I remember that kid
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:42, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I did this ages ago
and the other day I saw it on some TV program.. weird.

NIGHT NIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# the worst shop i've ever done was of him
i seem to remember doing it at about 3am when i was still really ill or something.

i refuse to repost it because i'm utterly ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Kill it with hammers!
That is the best Gnop ever.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# jesus wept
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Argh Monotooth
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Yes.
No.

Very confused at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 May 2011, 23:38, archived)
# ningles one and all
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:22, archived)
# hahaha
wonderful. *clicks*
(Testicles just for you, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# Hahaha :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Bruce Willis is on their tail!
Lovely, this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# nyowmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 24 May 2011, 22:53, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Clicked
(Cosa Nostril, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:36, archived)
[challenge entry] seams? WHAT SEAMS
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(CaptainMaak, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# what is she varnishing?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# a mahogany occasional table - a gift to the Duke of Bedford from the Sultan of Brunei
don't you watch any films?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
# I liked the sequel - The Lady Reappears
Where she hand-crafts 18 wooden pears out of Teak
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# hahaha
how awl-ful
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# She used to live in Chippenham
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# I had heard
she was lathe-y
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Yes, she ended up carving a living out as a high class hooker.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I had also heard she was pining for a different line of work though...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:11, archived)
# She should log onto one of the job search sites.
With that I'm off, hope the tornado misses you.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Time for another pea!
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Alternatively:
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Don't worry
The train's gonna miss her.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:54, archived)
# BUT IT'S STALKING HER!!!!
TRAIN CANNOT LOVE LADY,
BUT TRAIN NOT SMART TO KNOW!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# TJ:
I just sent a spammer whose email message read "Please I need your help" a Batman symbol and told them to shine it in the night sky...

I cracked myself up.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# You understand
they're sent by bots, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Oh yeah
But you never know...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Carrie Fisher is gay and slowly becoming Jabba the Hutt
Also, this is quite fantastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I never knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# that she's fat?
Or gay? Apparently she recently outed John Travolta as well...

trendingroom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/8b96a__Fat-Carrie-Fisher.jpeg
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Bloody hell you weren't wrong!
Then again, I haven't seen her in a movie since Drop Dead Fred. When was that, like, mid 1990s?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# I think it was even earlier, SNOT FACE!
I MADE YOUR SWEATER ALL STRIPEY!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# *looks it up* Ahh, 1991.
'The mega bitch!'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Must be the Risperdal.
(I helped save b3ta! Oysdgp there's nothing to smile ABOUT, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:20, archived)
# What did you change?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# hahaha!
"Shit! I'm dead!"
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(Testicles just for you, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Hmm! I know that look
(An eejit passing by in a purple satin skirt with sparkly bits, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# OBAMA SPROUTS HOMUNCULUS AT PALACE
birth certificate under scrutiny
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# hahhaaha
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 25 May 2011, 7:37, archived)
# I'll take two!
I recently saw this bargain on the bookshelf in my local Sainsbury's.

(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Hmm
Are you sure you didn't mean to post an Audi billboard?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Is Sainsbury's having a joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Well, yes.
They're charging money for an Andy McNab scribbling, instead of giving it away.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Swing and a miss
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 22:10, archived)
#
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! flake has nothing against your right leg, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# failblog is over there somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# this
we care not for your buggery. Also, at that price you should purchase one for everyone in class...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# These are a pound in Sainsburys
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
# mmm...
with the added flavor of vaseline!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# I once imagined each of the little flowers on the carton
was a tiny distended ...

It was a dark day in my psyche.
(I helped save b3ta! lazygamer VS tittybiscuits, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Haven't we all seen Goatse somewhere?
Hmm?

tis perfectly safe, I assure you
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Goatse squared!
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a gawd awful small affair

clickie for emibiggenness
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# hahahaha
nicely :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I lost my heart to one of those
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:06, archived)
# You too?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM5Vtjss2UY
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 25 May 2011, 4:52, archived)
# David's game was ruined by an unexpectedly high one
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# balls, sorry, meant this as a reply to the one below
*hovers over the delete button*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# I don't know what to do!
and now there's a reply to a reply, surely if I delete now I'll be shot by the weird board rule queens!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:26, archived)
# Meanwhile, the thread below still doesn't have its reply
What a calamity!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# it's insanity around here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10430808
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10430820
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10430825
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 24 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# What decisions you have :D
To delete or not to delete whether it be nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrow of outrageous FAQ posts. Or to take arms against a sea of Board Nazis, And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep...
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:30, archived)
# there's nothing in teh faq about deleting
its just the mentals that like to keep all their insults correctly stored and numbered
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# Deleting is usually a bad thing anyway
I'm fine with your thread.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# fuck off then
;)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:41, archived)
# Your thread has gained a weight and magnificence all its own
EDIT: Well, maybe that's a bit of an exaggeration. But it's ok.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Hahahahachrist
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# is he trying to catch it in his mouth,
or bat it back?
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Wed 25 May 2011, 0:02, archived)
# Bollocks!
He knew exactly what was coming.
(Cosa Nostril, Wed 25 May 2011, 2:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Tron

Excuse poor paint skills.
(DrCJBoduma, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:23, archived)
# yes it has
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:42, archived)
# Oh...
....I see :-(
(DrCJBoduma, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:44, archived)
# Well it has now, yes
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:49, archived)
# I, Ron
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# David has always been eager to please the head boy
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# That's a nice action.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Too nice.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Hahah:D
is it cdc time
(herman:D, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Bloody hope it is.
Perfect excuse to use this again.

(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# HAHAHA! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# oh jesus pfffft!
years of practice in the Bullingdon club
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Not to get political
but how do you all feel about our Pres? I have not been on in some time and I was just wonderin'
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# he appears to be a charming very likeable guy
which is probably the idea, it would be naive to believe he's anything other than a front man for the guys like Brzezinski, who run the rep/dem big business party
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# There's two schools of thought over here
One, is that of the Liberal Moderates who want to see his policies actually succeed; because frankly is absurd we don't have national healthcare.

And the other is that he's the AntiChrist in blackface here to enslave the middle states.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# A thoughtful man who genuinely works to fix things, at a really bad period.
GW Bush seemed wholly owned by the oil industry, with a nice line in cunning while pretending to be dumb.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# I don't think
he was pretending...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# He seems to be loved
more by the rest of the world than by americans themselves.
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Tue 24 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# where's he been for the last couple of years?
Until the Osama hit we've seen or heard almost nothing of him.
(benito vaselini no not that one, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Taking it up the chuff
from racist, partisan arseholes.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Ahahahahahclick
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:04, archived)
# click
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I'm going to try out that hand action tonight.
ah screw it, why wait?
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Would it really be magenta?
On a political level, though: deep truth.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_chutney, Thu 26 May 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Presents from Ireland!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# ha ha
Michelle Obama, I so would. it would take a dozen secret service agents to peel me off her
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# Big black ball of OM
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Sounds like something from a CBBC drama from the 70s.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:22, archived)
# christ, how thin is that girl?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:25, archived)
# Yay racism!
(Riggleberry, Wed 25 May 2011, 1:35, archived)
[challenge entry] quick n'dirty
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:50, archived)
# been done :)
haha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:51, archived)
# bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# "You've got a friend in me..."
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:53, archived)
# GRIM
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# Sorry mate, great minds?

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# ha ha
I admit defeat
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Looks as if Buzz is making a rude gesture
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:06, archived)
# As if he wasn't offensive enough...
He's flipping two fingers! The cheek!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:07, archived)
# MR POTATO MAN NOOOoooo
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Tue 24 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Mr Potato Buttman
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 24 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# WooD you say:D
(herman:D, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# ha ha ha!
superb
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Oh the memories
of the image.
(macroscian (1 like), Tue 24 May 2011, 19:12, archived)
# :D
Lovethisone
(herman:D, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# :D I got a new computer mouse finally.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:43, archived)
# :D
Nicely
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Tue 24 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# taa froggy :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# Mum:D
(herman:D, Tue 24 May 2011, 19:02, archived)

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