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# Melody Maker
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# needs more volume
(db=0)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# 11 T
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I C notes
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:29, archived)
# HIGH Notes
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:33, archived)
# found in the treble cleft palate
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# i got the memo, it got notes like a muthafuck
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# CHUCK A LUCK A BUCK A SUCK A
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:35, archived)
# GIMME TREE FINGAZ A HAMZ, HOLE DA NOTEZ!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:45, archived)
# RANDI BY NAME!
www.b3ta.com/links/629245
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:54, archived)
# DAT HOW IT DUN
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# That music is dacing before my eyes....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:22, archived)
# Feel the way the notes denote the dropping down of the notes . . . rapture it true !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Needs caption
(acidgiant, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# "shopped images only please"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 25 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# it's small but it works
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# okay...
RACIST: President Obama congratulates Oprah Winfrey as the only African American in History to willingly quit her job instead of being fired from it.

STUPID: Sources reveal today that the reason Oprah Winfrey cancelled her long time show was in fact, due to the reality that she is President Barack Obama in disguise.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:08, archived)
# Or...
Oprah Winfrey meets second highest paid African American that is NOT a professional sports star
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:16, archived)
# MICHELLE OBAMA AMIDST AN AUSCHWITZ MISHAP INVOLVING OPERA UNT MULTIPAL CANYONS
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# You play the maid
I'll play Dominque Strauss-Kahn
(acidgiant, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Look at this huge cock.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:19, archived)
# and this little piggy went wee wee wee....
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:21, archived)
# All time touching my caption !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:34, archived)
# truth be known
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# truth be known
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:01, archived)
# but not by a wide margin
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# You've never had good scotch then.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:04, archived)
# no no
it's just hard to beat good piss :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# PISSWEET
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:10, archived)
# ah
let me jot that down as yet another reason
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:27, archived)
# This
Wonders off to the drinks cabinet
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Beat the beatdown beat with a beat beatdown !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:09, archived)
# btschh dermmp btschh dermpd der btschh
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:11, archived)
# pada dump!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# FUCKDUMP
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:36, archived)
# Herring mania

A tight match...
(I helped save b3ta! Mex3 =mememe, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ah, the floating crotch-grab.
a classic move
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# sexy tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:31, archived)
# peche
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# peche drunk
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:41, archived)
# the power of peche
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:45, archived)
# de peche mode
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# REACH OUT AND TOUCH FUCK
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:55, archived)
# Your own personal peaches.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:57, archived)
# Have you ever tried crucifying fruit?
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:06, archived)
# C'mon Barry!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:43, archived)
# It's my 6th b3taday!


(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:19, archived)
# CAT'S BUM 6!
merry candles!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Thang Que for squeezing out another one . . . c_kick . . . Happy b6tady !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# candles matey
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:24, archived)
# six years?
You'll be out soon for good behaviour!

Happy candles! :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# don't be so sure
you'll never leave.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# wrong beyond belief
also, I still listen to your track '4-3-2-1' aka High, it is sublime
www.hnldesign.nl/category/work/music/page/4/
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# cheers for still being a fan ;)
and be sure to check /links every so often, I still do music!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# cool, I used to love your youtube typography stuff too and udder tings
like this, fucking hell

youtu.be/9DPHoFkoGYY
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# I will continue to make these
it's been a while..
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:48, archived)
# looks like alot of work, but very very
sweet gubbins!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:49, archived)
# thx!
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Those are both amazing
TY for sharing! Also, b3ta invented teh web.. at least I'm pretty sure we did...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# CANDLES!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Happy b3taday
I missed my 6th a few days back.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Wed 25 May 2011, 18:32, archived)
# happy b3taday :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:33, archived)
# You've made a lot of great things!

I love this the best!.........\o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:54, archived)
# hahaha oh yes
he will be back soon
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:05, archived)
# * settles down and waits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:17, archived)
# Happy b3taday
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# belated happy b3taday
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 25 May 2011, 19:32, archived)
# and a belated happy b3taday
from me too!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:59, archived)
# haha yay happy candles.......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:23, archived)
# If there is a lesson for us here
it's don't make images that make no fuckin' sense whatsoever
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Glacier Mints FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# bless :(
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:54, archived)
# oh, more of you
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:03, archived)
# what?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Tommy Tiernan's - Fox's Glacier Mints bit FTW
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 17:55, archived)
# *melts*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# POOCH QUBE
(MIT ZEE JUDDAZ)
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:02, archived)
# I said . . . ON THE ROCKS !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:19, archived)
# oh--not in
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:27, archived)
# glacier fruits were much nicer
and didn't entrap poor defenceless arctic creatures
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:20, archived)
# Foxy!
seams fine to me.
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Haha.... ace.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# thk Q!
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Oh NO! Not Sandi!
These Marmite revenge killings are really going too far...

(twattybanjo, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:28, archived)
# ^^this^^^
plus a RIS...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# The Danes have censored marmite for being too frightening
The Toksvig is Danish.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# OIC
silly Danes...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:59, archived)
# too much neck for it to be the real sandi
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Ah.
*that* image.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# If they won't take marmite I think we should send her back.
I like marmite, but she bugs the crap out of me with her whittering voice.
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:01, archived)
# it's all a bit of a storm in a teacup
www.uk.foedevarestyrelsen.dk/ImportExport/Legislation_on_import_of_food/Marmite_not_banned_in-Denmark.htm
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:17, archived)
# oh.. but can we still return Sandi Toksvig?
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Wed 25 May 2011, 18:35, archived)
# The buttons were ripped off on the way through.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:21, archived)
# oboe yu ditint
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# 2 Live Crew
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:16, archived)
# shouldn't that be
"one's nigga"?
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:30, archived)
# ^ :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:32, archived)
# she has more than one.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 17:42, archived)
# No.
I expect that she's perfectly capable of using the correct pronoun.
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:52, archived)
# Wednesday Towel Day Draw Off!

Post your Hitchhikers doodles here
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# "I told you!" shouted Ford, leaping to his feet. "Eddies in the space-time continuum!"
"And this is his sofa, is it?" asked Arthur, struggling to his feet and, he hoped, though not very optimistically, to his senses.


(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# that's some stomach churning paisley
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# Nice arts
and paisley rocks
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# This is literally
the most artistic thing I've ever done.


And yes, I do mean 'literally'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Hahahaha! Fuck!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:55, archived)
# Oh god yes
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# FucK
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Hahaha! Flanphod Beeblefuck!
(I helped save b3ta! H.B.Mupps, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Nice!... :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Draw off you say:D
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# hahahahaha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# I would say "fuck off" but..... :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# not again...
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Sorry...didn't feel like drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# WOOHOOO
this is as good as it gets...
i give you a vogon...
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:52, archived)
# We didn't burn him!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# Hahaha
it does look a bit 'local' doesn't it
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# very good CB!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# liking this, nice one!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:13, archived)
# N I C E !
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:39, archived)
# nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# Here's an actual drawing what I done with my trusty marker pens.

The first and probably last time I post a drawing on b3ta just to make A Vagabond feel better.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:56, archived)
# Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# you've managed to make Marvin look happy!!
top arts!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:48, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Poetry Tiem!


Sorry I'm late - even had to put it under the grill to dry the paint!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:01, archived)
# That's rather lovely Twisty.
So you've really been watching paint dry...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:06, archived)
# quite literally
another minuit under the grill and Earth would have got its own back!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:10, archived)
# excellent work
hope you didn't get too much paint on the scanner ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:37, archived)
# None at all - thanks too the grilling it got before scanning
one of the more bizarre things I have done in my life :-)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:50, archived)
# cheers :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Have an old doodle from yonks ago

Seem to remember it being a particularly long and boring work-related phone call when this was doodled.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:09, archived)
# wow!
thank goodness for boring phone coonversatiions
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Lovely.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:12, archived)
# VNice
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Belter!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# bing!


(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Now do Ian Hislop ;)
/Nice one Toasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Ian Hislop?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:26, archived)
# You've already done Paul Merton ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:29, archived)
# hahaha! only one actual reply to my picture
and it's a comment that it looks like someone else.
marvellous. god bless b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# well it is a 'draw off' thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:33, archived)
# he looks like Paul Merton
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# OK. Something I made a while back....


Rembrandt's Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz with a piece of green putty.
(Brian O'Blivion contains hazardous material, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:31, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:35, archived)
# i must say sir, my rump is extra tender today
you should try a bit.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:38, archived)
# love it!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:51, archived)
# I'm a bit late
and I would LIKE to perfect it.. but...

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:57, archived)
# here is the space ship elvis gives to ford


or at least my version of it click for massive.
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:28, archived)
# I feel compelled to say
The hitchhikers movie was worse than being anlaly raped

(AnthT, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:16, archived)
# i did an arts/graphic design thingy

Titled Alphabetical warfare, that's what it says in the tag down the left hand side.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Great stuff!
I really do like your artz (sorry if I upset you with my little joke)

WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# It's still Rick O'shea's fault
;)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:48, archived)
# while thank you for your woo
is all you do critique other peoples stuff? because the joke is kind of over now and it just seems like your being a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
# look through my posts, that is not all I do
but yes, I am a cunt.

* I have edited my comment above, I hope this makes you happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:57, archived)
# GORDON 3
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Oooooh.... I like this.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:04, archived)
# mmmmmm one is not aroused
(acidgiant, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:28, archived)
# tummy trouble?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:30, archived)
#
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# ahem



that dog has no nose
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Alaska?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# :D

* Glees
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# Is that triffid trying to give him a blow job?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# COCK DANDRUFF
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# speak for oneself
ooo, flog it!
*scarpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:39, archived)
#

every time I watch this, a piece of me dies.
and yet, I cannot stop
(I helped save b3ta! Loz I'm still here., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# So which is Wiff and which is Waff?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Oh dear.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:58, archived)
# MOST CRINGE WORTHY PICTURE AWARD 2011
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:15, archived)
# Fo' shizzle D'cam
ma ni**a O'bama
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:43, archived)
# Is he stroking her bush?
Or his own....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Hi, hi, hi, ooh helloooo, hi, hi, hi...
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# needs more sausages on those spears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:19, archived)
# you head swapped one black guy for another
or did I miss something?
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 16:22, archived)
# yes, the sausages
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# skin matching skills
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:45, archived)
# Why have you singled out the fact that he's black?
Is that the only thing that defines these men or ARE YOU A MASSIVE FUCKING RACIST?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:46, archived)
# both.
(waxdart hello., Wed 25 May 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Fucking hell
Lenny Henry gets about these days

/obligatoryracistcomment
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Fuck shot
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# *checks time*
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# hahahaha what
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:03, archived)
# i'm not sure what's going on here
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# In off the brown?
Film?
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:05, archived)
# TV Show
Community. It's actually quite good for something that stars an ageing Chevy Chase.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# It's a little early, isn't it?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:10, archived)
# You legend!
Community! *I like this*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:14, archived)
# Aaaaaahahahahahaha
click
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:23, archived)
# hahaha
Fuck
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# SEXY FUCK
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:31, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:32, archived)
# Excellent!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# Hahahaha:D
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:35, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:36, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Fuck yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# : )
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:38, archived)
# Strongest man ever!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:41, archived)
# this is glorious
TOP FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 17:59, archived)
# SNOOKERING FUCK TONIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# It's towel day!

Have a Zaphod with his Peril Sensitive Sunglasses on.

I'm not overly happy with this so I'm going to draw another. Anyone fancy a one hour Wednesday draw off?
See you back here at 4.45 with your freshest HitchHikers Guide to the Galaxy doodles. No peas! ;P
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# and here i though it was a double-headed elvis
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# which is pretty much exactly what he was
but with the 3 arms and 2 penises
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# you're purposely trying to give me the horn, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:52, archived)
# MAGRATHEA!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Count me in.
I can't draw so it will serve you right.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# makes it all the bettererer
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:49, archived)
# *runs* *grabs pencils*
edit - if you don't like that one can I have it?
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# This is racist against people who can't draw.
Like me.

*sad face*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# just add a photoshop rain filter
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# ^This
Hahaha
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:24, archived)
# * Points
* Laughs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:57, archived)
# Doctor, we've got another case of Riverghostitis!
Edit: And your filty ninja-ing does not excuse you, WB.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:09, archived)
# and he's only just recovered from his nasty bout of vagabondicaemia
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:12, archived)
# I love it when you talk 'Medical'
You filthy devil, you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:15, archived)
# *suffers bout of idiopathic craniofacial erythema*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:18, archived)
# *spluffs*
Any more of that kind of behaviour, and you'll be going over my knee, young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:27, archived)
# *fumigates*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:33, archived)
# I did wash this shirt before putting it on, you know!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:51, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:02, archived)
# You insensitive bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:08, archived)
# FRESH
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# A hidden sniper is aiming at his forehead
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:42, archived)
# meanie
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:43, archived)
# AHAHHA
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Wed 25 May 2011, 18:00, archived)
# And me
:(
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:25, archived)
# Jedward would make a great Zaphod.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:53, archived)
# the jedward comment came far later than I was expecting!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# Sorry, I was on the loo.
I was on the loo.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Jedwood?

* I bet he would!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:56, archived)
# quick and shit
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Spang!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:44, archived)
# oh dear :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# pffff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# Hahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:54, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:26, archived)
# erm...
I'll just put this here then...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:39, archived)
# *plays 'eye of the tiger' badly on a penny whistle*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# if he keeps straining, he's going to do a poo
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Would Marmite poo
be slighty edible? Yes... I think it would...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:46, archived)
# and not a little nutty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Marmite poo, marmite pooq
Can be used as sandwich glue
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Wed 25 May 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# hahahahaha
christ he smells bad on the outside.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:40, archived)
# That's great but...
Speilberg is an arse so he would release this on Christmas Day.

*clicked for likey-ness*
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Kris Fucking Kristofferson, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Hahaha! Nicely Ninjapotamus.
I saw this the other day...
www.likecool.com/Tauntaun_Sleeping_Bag--Film--Gear.html
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:43, archived)
# Awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:45, archived)
# Brilliant!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:48, archived)
# i like how it says it fits children
and small adults
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Presumably ones who are
a little short to be a stormtrooper.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:55, archived)
# i find their lack of height disturbing
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:58, archived)
# why didn't they just put a bomb in the jedi?
/godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:47, archived)
# Steroscopic pic
Unfocus your eyes until the two black dots merge and it gives the illusion of depth.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# BooooooooooooooooooooooooBs
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Nipples?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Norks!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Nipples.
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# TITS TIS FUCKING TITS
I CAN SEE TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# ARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# BUM HOLE
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# I see this
b3ta.com/board/10431703
(herman:D, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# What?
Horses?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Look deep into my hole...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:41, archived)
# There is punishment awaiting you upon your arrival to your final destination.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:02, archived)
# No fucking respect. that's their trouble


I hope you like this picture of my friend Jamal who runs the local post office, with a jar of Marmite as a large and fizzing hat
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:14, archived)
# *awaits explosion with toast*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:18, archived)
# it's a taste to die for
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:19, archived)
# salty, salty death
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:24, archived)
# Like drowning in jizz.
I said that out loud, didn't I?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# you'll smell nice though
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# You actually broadcast it internationally.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Well, that's ok then.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# yes. yes you did.
and yet i still find it arousing.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# It's been a while since a young lady said that to me.
*gets hot flushes*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# when i get hot flushes
i just take some clothes off....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, archived)
# *blushes*
Bad Smash!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# heheeheh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:35, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# whatever you do, don't feed it to spongebob
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# So that would be filled with rotting mutton, stale guinness, and 2kg of
Cayanne Pepper?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Ah So you've eaten in a Weatherspoons pub then?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:34, archived)
# everyone should once
only once, mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Only when my usual supplier of emetic
is out of stock.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:36, archived)
# *bums embassy*
INFIDEL!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:23, archived)
# How dare you insult our most holy and sacred symbol?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:26, archived)
# You of course mean
The Marmite, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:27, archived)
# Fuck yeah
/lived abroad and couldn't buy the stuff for a year blog
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:30, archived)
# It's unopened
and can still be spread on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 25 May 2011, 15:28, archived)
# Lucky for you
*extinguishes embassy*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 May 2011, 15:32, archived)

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