b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 39592 (Older | Newer)

[challenge entry] Em...

...sorry
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Don't be.
It was coming and I am grateful that you did it because it has been done beautifully :-) *beard mult*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:30, archived)
# is it me you're looking for?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# YOU!
how is your penis?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# long strong and slightly to the right
thanks for asking
How about yours? still short shrivveled? ;) LOL
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:43, archived)
# skuggles!
*gropes inappropriately*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# *squeeks*
well hello
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# how's you?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:51, archived)
# i'm alrite
:D
yourselfs?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# same old shite
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:06, archived)
# i see you've lost alot of weight recently
bravo!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:21, archived)
# yep
weight and sleep
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:25, archived)
# not sleeping?
i didnt get up till 4pm today - lol
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:26, archived)
# getting to sleep abut 4 a.m
getting up at 8 a.m
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:29, archived)
# mostly nowadays
GIT!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# lol
:D
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:49, archived)
# I need a beer
going hunting, back soon
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:53, archived)
# Is it tea you're looking for?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# ha ha this is a pun
damit how'd i miss that?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Dunno
Strange smokey stuff?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:47, archived)
# steam?
too much tea? yes that'll be it...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:48, archived)
# I think this is a bindun
(and woo)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# hey you're alive!
long see no time!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# mindpiss!
and Yes
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:46, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Has he been
dunkin' on the ceiling?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# lol
lol
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] the origins of dunking
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Haha biscuit woodcuts, novel.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Hahaha
...is this true?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# 'tis a witch!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Scold her
In boiling hot tea.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# how will she fare in cider?
/could do with a pint
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# lovely stuff
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:01, archived)
[challenge entry] Give the gift of laughter...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll just pop Mr Rich Tea here
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# WHITE SPACE PARTY!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# racist
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
[challenge entry] Lovely stuff!
May I drop this suitably apocalyptic roasted pea?

(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# I don't know were to start really.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Really?
FFS.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Ahaha click for bigger
wish it was that easy in the real world.

A teeny bit NSFW FFS!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# now the cunt
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# ADD BISCUITS + COMPO IT
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# heh heh
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# i thought those WERE biscuits
oh, wait, no, they're nipples
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Admit it, it's your troll account, you were only pretending to shower.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
# bugger that
i'm showered and i'm back.
clean, fresh and slightly moist
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:39, archived)
#
did the real internet just spill over into B3ta?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
# No, just a 17 day old n00b who escaped into here...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
17 day old n00b who 44DD chest
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:24, archived)
# The tits have accurate password typing.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:38, archived)
# 34C at best
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:40, archived)
# The boobs dimension is leaking into us
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:21, archived)
# Call Dinorod
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Yes, yes it did.
hand me the mind bleach good sir!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
#
 
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:23, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# El Wonko!
If these are yours may I request that you leave your bra off for a bit before taking pics.
I cant stand those unsightly strap marks.
Now in the flesh I'm not nearly so fussy, all I ask is that you've had a shower in the last 24 hrs.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# 24 minutes okay?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# even better!
;)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Put away those firey biscuits?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:27, archived)
# rudy?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# TITS or GTFO
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# TITS or GTF..oh sorry
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:28, archived)
# WAILAAPOYDD ?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Rob's let himself go.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:32, archived)
# Heh heh heh
Off to finish Penumbra - Requiem, It's getting too trolly here.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:42, archived)
# Stop showing the internets your fat man moobs

Microcock or GTFO!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:35, archived)
# Do iced gems count as biscuits?
 
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:37, archived)
# TiTs on b3ta?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:41, archived)
# SUPER BISCUIT!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# I beg your pardon?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:16, archived)
# wtf
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:17, archived)
#
Hilarious!



(by the way... i dont get it)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:19, archived)
# You owe me a new scroll wheel.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:22, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:26, archived)
# :D
hahahaha!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
# ^ This
Thanks!

and that ¬
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:36, archived)
# : )
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:51, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:34, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Don't worry, lads! Help is at hand!


Click for bigger (190 kb)

..That tape is actually there to keep him from harming members of the public.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# A rose is a rose is a cdc

Ok, i'll stop now...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# it's been a while since i was presented with such a pretty cock
hmmm, shower time. anyone care to join me?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
# GET IN THERE!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# There's usually a 'shower' here.
This is a dangerous ladies question, either answer could be disastrous.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:13, archived)
# This made me smile...
* although it could just be wind
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:11, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know what came over me...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:00, archived)
# my guess would be poo and spunk
but that's just a hunch
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# A smelly hunch
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:03, archived)
# very
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# It looks more like chocolate sauce and cream to me.
Possibly consult a doctor?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Spoil my fun....
...mumbles under breath
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Someone with irritable bowel syndrome.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Someone summoned the Wanky Shit Demon
naughty boy
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 18:41, archived)
[challenge entry] Good Lord! Is that the time? Fetch the Jaffa's!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Aren't they cakes?
Disqualified.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:56, archived)
#
The real sadness in all this is that i put a chocolate digestive on the picture.


damn, damn shame, that.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
# i foresee much trouble from the jaffa separatists
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# jaffa republican army here
the jaffa front are teacakes in a tin
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:59, archived)
# they're building up an army
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# jaffa special forces
are part of the Arab/Spring bullshit we hear from Obama/CameroonClegg these days. Ring your Libdem MP about it.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:06, archived)
# with a smashing horology bit in the middle
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Hahaha!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:09, archived)
[challenge entry] I couldn't think of a good idea so I just made a ginger nut.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
# racist
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I'm not suggesting that the two are in any way connected
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
[challenge entry] Happy Faces
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:42, archived)
# aww lil monkies
i'd buy that :D
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Teehee
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# monkey biscuitssss!
*loves*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Pfft
Tesco value graph
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Southpark bank robbers
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:52, archived)
# if i laugh at this does it make me racist?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
# mmmmmm darkie chocolate
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:01, archived)
# The 'happy face' on the middle panel has a squint.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Hahahahaha
smashing : )
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:52, archived)
# You can't beat a 'blacked up' happy face
they simply won't allow it
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 16:53, archived)
# Is that
Simon Weston on the biscuit packet?
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:15, archived)
# You can buy chocolates like this in The Netherlands.
I wouldn't be surprised if they had Zwarte Piet biscuits also.
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# hahaha :)
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 9:57, archived)
[challenge entry] huuh?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:34, archived)
[challenge entry] goatse Jammy Dodgers
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# BUFFERING....
Edit: Less than an hour and 2 goatse jammy dodgers already.. I predict a theme
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# i predict a riot
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# You should work for Merseyside Police
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:45, archived)
# not fucking likely
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Pffft
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# it has worms.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# still buffering.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# yeah, youtube was being a dick...
it's not photoshopped...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# NOT PHOTOSHOPPED????!!!!
Gentlemen, start your torches.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha
I claim diplomatic audi goatse billboard immunity.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Ambassador, you are truly spoiling us
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
[challenge entry] I'd like to submit my goatse-themed shop nice and early please.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Oh very good
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:15, archived)
[challenge entry] I *heart* this challenge

Om nom nom
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:31, archived)
# Arf....
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# where's the emergency spoon?
you need an emergency spoon!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:35, archived)
# That would constitute a foul
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:48, archived)
# but you have to have an emergency spoon
to scoop bits of overly soggy biscuit out of your tea!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# You just need to dunk quicker
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:57, archived)
# i'm not a fan of biscuits
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:58, archived)
# Oh
ok
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:02, archived)
# it's shameful, i know
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:05, archived)
# No really
It's OK to be different.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:12, archived)
[challenge entry] Anyone wanna play?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:19, archived)
# i'm out
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay i made this last week when i thought the compo was biscuits.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
[challenge entry] and this :)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# You must have psychic powers......
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Dam my premature ejecultion problem.....
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# *wanks slowly while thinking of Mo Mowlam's sweaty arsecrack on a hot day*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Yay....I'M NOT ALONE AFTER ALL....!!!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
# *retch*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
The trick of course is that if everyone has fired their wad apart from you, it's best not to jizz on the biscuit at all. Just point your chap elsewhere during climax. That way you are not the last person to jizz on the biscuit as you didn't and never will. Unless of course you like a bit of spunky goodness with your bourbon (I know I do).
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:31, archived)
[challenge entry] Sir Isaac Fig-Newton
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:15, archived)
# Needs
more third law.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# hahahahahaha
superb head wobbling. :)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:33, archived)
# I was born to head wobble :)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:36, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# why is his cock in a dish?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# youve never fallen foul of the old 'cock in a bucket' jape?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# not yet
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Maybe he has the same problem as me......
all his plates are dirty....
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:18, archived)
# pfff
can't stand dirty dishes
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:21, archived)
# Those fowl mouthed fucking bolws with their lewd language....
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# you've just reminded me
i've left a pan soaking
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Hahaha
Penyo!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:10, archived)
# ^This
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:25, archived)
# N.A.M.P - not another manga pic
someone make a badge ;)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# ponyo! noooooooo!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# squirtle
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:14, archived)
# ha ha
hatstand
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:39, archived)
# KATAMARI DAMACHEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] 'lo

EDIT: THIS WAS MY 2000th POST ON HERE!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:53, archived)
# YES!
cunt deserves it just for the biskwits thing
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# it pisses me off too
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Those ad guys
should just stop using bloody puppets mispronouncing words. Simples!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Yeah those Sainsburys ads with James Oliver are terrible
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:18, archived)
# :)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:27, archived)
# love it
I resized this for the front page
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:09, archived)
# NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: BISCUITS!


This weeks challenge is a celebration of one of those small things that makes Britain Great. It's a one-word challenge. Biscuits!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:43, archived)
# important question
where do we stand with Jaffa Cakes?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Cake.
Clue is in the name.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Jaffa Cakes
I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer b3ta biscuit expert Nicey gave on these pages some time ago.

Do you consider the Jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit? (Mystery_Bob)

A: Cake. Its a Cake.

From www.b3ta.com/interview/nicey/
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# So will you personally be enforcing a no Jaffa Cake rule for this challenge?
(you walked right in to this one Fraser ;)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:50, archived)
# I imagine it's similar to parlay - more like guidelines.
Plus what b3ta have you been traversing where people stick to compo descriptions? :P
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# You wouldn't dunk a jaffa cake in tea*, therefore its not a biscuit.
*if you do, you're a sick cunt.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:55, archived)
# hasn't it got something to do with biscuits go soft when they're stale
and cakes go hard? the problem with this is who's going to not eat a jaffa cake and let it go stale to ever find out? never going to happen
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
# sorry
by saying important question, I seem to have confused people in to thinking I was being serious and not just being silly.
You can relax, it doesn't matter whatever way you want to worry about it.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Aww, I didn't really care
I was just trying to be funny.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:07, archived)
# I dunk Jaffa Cakes
they go all soft and melty :)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:30, archived)
#
I always have known they were cakes.
The name is a giveaway, but it's when they go stale that's the clincher.
Biscuits go soft, cakes go hard.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:47, archived)
[challenge entry] il get this one in quick

theres more
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:48, archived)
# Well that's just
brilliant :D
Have a click good sir
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks

care for a cousteau cream
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:54, archived)
# Ha ha.
& *click*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:58, archived)
[challenge entry] thanks cap,n

have a jammy todger
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:00, archived)
# Christ!
What does that make the toffee ones?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:02, archived)
# *puts down the chocolate dodger*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:04, archived)
# i dread to think.
*shudders*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
#
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:26, archived)
# aaaaaargh
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:41, archived)
#
I'm gonna spew like a demon.
(, Mon 30 May 2011, 6:28, archived)
# Stop the compo
we have a winner. I woo'd it before and I'll woo it again.

WOO
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:28, archived)
# insta-click
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# that's ace
must have took bloody ages
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Brill!
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:49, archived)
# It looks yummy too.
*click*
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:55, archived)
# Woo
Lovethis:D
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 22:05, archived)
# just wonderful...
(, Thu 26 May 2011, 11:06, archived)
# Well, the new Transformers movie looks a whole lot better than the last
Transformers
Biscuits in disguise

Is this one Star Cream?
(, Fri 27 May 2011, 14:36, archived)
[challenge entry] yay! finally! :D


(repost *cough*)
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:51, archived)
[challenge entry] I thought it was going to be last week....
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 19:56, archived)
# where is the chocolate hobnob?
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:05, archived)
# Needs more chocolate and digestive intersection.
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:32, archived)
# some of the stuff on your site is stunning
a man who knows his fonts
(, Wed 25 May 2011, 20:54, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds