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The smashing orangey bit will be with you. Always.
yeah, yeah. it's a cake..
Captain Howdy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:59,
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Arf!He loves his Jaffa Cakes, does Luke...
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:00,
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...also, I think my brother fancies me
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:38,
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hahaha clickety clickety click!!"use the fudge, Luke"
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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:06,
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that's brilliant!oh man i fucking love jaffa cakes
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sock more tea vicar?,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:20,
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jaffa cakes are crapthis however, is not!
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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:29,
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Cheers.Right, I've got a garden to destroy.
Enjoy your respective Mondays.
(Enjoy your respective Mondays.
Captain Howdy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:35,
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Ah well it's a cake for legal reasons.WYH
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Christian's Bolt and Ski,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:58,
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Very little orange in Jaffa cakesThey're mostly apricots, with a tiny bit of orange oil, which is why they call them orangey, rather than made from oranges, 'cos they're not.
(,
Mon 30 May 2011, 13:28,
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Well that's just smashing! :D Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 30 May 2011, 13:31,
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Haha .. that's no biscuite..!!Was this in the film "obviously not the jaffa cakes bit" or is it an inbetween takes shot, I don't remember it, what was she actually passing him?
(,
Mon 30 May 2011, 13:58,
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Thanks...... :-)You'v seriously just saved me a days work there, because I had the really orignal idea of replacing the jaffacakes with a can of beer...!!!
(,
Mon 30 May 2011, 14:46,
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Roast Pork Belly, rubbed with Ground Coriander & Cumin; Potatoes Dauphinoise, and sauteed leeks.(
J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:23,
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Haha! Quite...How did you know? ;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:31,
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Bloody gorgeous!The pic ain't half bad either guv ;)
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:40,
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Oh, you!Cheers, ears :)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:45,
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absolutely fantastic JPG!
theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:44,
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Morning Steve!Thank 'ee
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:46,
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That's splendidNot quite sure what it is tho'
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:45,
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Don't worry - I'm not sure either:D
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:46,
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I'm so not a Lovey!;-)
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:52,
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cor that is nicenow I want taters
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:50,
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Dauphinoise FTW!Don't forget the Gruyere.
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:51,
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whaa..thats incrediblelooks so rad at rippin high res
i thought of two frozen time capsuals
whats in those pods?
(,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:50,
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i thought of two frozen time capsuals
whats in those pods?
Ta!Edit: The pods are filled with a carefully-guarded secret combination of Golden Syrup and SCIENCE!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:53,
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Hey Cap!What's occurring?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:54,
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Afternoon, JPG.Just gonna grab some cheese on toast, and a mug of tea, then I'm off to a mate's to level his garden with a mini digger.
Yourself?
(Yourself?
Captain Howdy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:02,
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Like the sound of the mini-digger :)I'm having a quiet one, catching up on chores and just enjoying the hell out of not being at work!
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:05,
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Diggers are da bomb, boi!I'd prefer to be at home, today, but it really shouldn't take any longer than 4hrs, and he owes me a truckload of beer to start my late afternoon with.
Enjoy your downtime, man.
(Enjoy your downtime, man.
Captain Howdy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:14,
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I love all forms of earthmoving equipment. They make me feel like Hulk for a day.*throws boulder at sun*
( Captain Howdy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:19,
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Superbness! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:28,
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Fank 'ee!How are you, guv?
( J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:37,
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OK cheers matey.Recovering from sustained alcohol abuse by playing on my laptop, while watching telly. How's you?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Mon 30 May 2011, 16:00,
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Are you the legal guardian of John Connor? 
An Eagle in Your Mind,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:43,
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Yet another great desktop!You can just keep on doing these sorts of things...
(
tubaman,
Tue 31 May 2011, 0:09,
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It's the Bank Holiday!I'm allowed to sleep in! HUZZAH! Have your late flea!
(
dogbomb,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:47,
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Bye bye Mr FleeHave a nice time..
(It is a Mr isn't it?)
((It is a Mr isn't it?)
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:50,
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It certainly is.That one is called Jim. The other, Bob!
( dogbomb,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:51,
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bob is a common name.
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:53,
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ExactlyFleas don't live all that long, so I needed a common name.
( dogbomb,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:58,
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sup k3b/-\b?long time mate!
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:53,
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blimey, where have you been?thought you'd been torpedoed by Somali pirates
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:14,
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been here and there...the important thing is that i'm back!! :)
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 30 May 2011, 12:52,
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IT'S A BANK HOLIDAY!!!Happy Birthday to Cee Lo, Jennifer Ellison and Harry Enfield
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:16,
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we approve of Jennifer Ellisonas long as she doesn't speak
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:19,
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is he trying to stop her breathing in? Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:26,
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Possibly....The photo is from the movie The Cottage
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:41,
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and from the same film...
Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:57,
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HahahaThe perfect image.
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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:41,
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bahno bank holiday for me, because my clients are in France (all holidays apart from today) and the US (no holidays ever), the fuckers
also: hello WB
(also: hello WB
Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:37,
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Ning working bloke...Think of the extra money though????
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:38,
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hahah yeahdirty forrin money
( Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:39,
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What a nice.......wood-effect on those bewbs.
Well done to everyone involved.
(Well done to everyone involved.
Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:49,
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Just realised how rude that could soundOh well. Just choose to unread it if you're offended.
( Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at,
Mon 30 May 2011, 11:03,
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Is there good money to be made in being a reposting c*nt?
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 30 May 2011, 7:36,
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best to ignore himlike all snivelling little shits who've seen no love or attention by their parents, they soon get bored and fuck off and hurt themselves.
hopefully, in this case it'll be fatal
(hopefully, in this case it'll be fatal
real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 7:41,
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You're the worst social worker I've ever known Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:01,
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yeah, but there's no point spending time on the people that are beyond help so if he does do himself in, I can spend time on the ones that can be reached
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 8:17,
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If he's not been sacked by Ed Balls he can't be that bad ;)
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:07,
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Hang on a minute! These look like ordinary corkscrews!Why do you tease us so? :(
( Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:35,
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They're specially designed by at least 1 doctor, a metallurgist and a drainage engineerto provide the best and fastest relief from painful bloated purses.
( Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 30 May 2011, 10:21,
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That is an incredibly creepy Freebase
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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition,
Mon 30 May 2011, 14:31,
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Hey SSSSSSSSS, how are you this morning?That's great man.
mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Mon 30 May 2011, 7:58,
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I like you. You're unusual.
Prequal This is serious business. Very serious.,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:26,
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The Gherkinator!
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 5:18,
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what's goin on here then? real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 6:01,
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your so gonna to get b&arf!
It's Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
(It's Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 6:04,
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no, i recognise themi was wondering about the source. it looks worrying
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 6:47,
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er.....is the he a she?Whats that enormous package bulging out from where her twat should be?
That would really confirm all rumours I have heard about Mr Cruise
(That would really confirm all rumours I have heard about Mr Cruise
Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure,
Mon 30 May 2011, 9:17,
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Hasta la Vlasic, baby PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 5:30,
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Cheers, but ah:I now see the folly of drawing a white speech bubble on a blank .png background. Oh well, y'live and learn.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 6:03,
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ah, yeah. that almost never works real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy,
Mon 30 May 2011, 6:47,
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NING REAL!NING BETA!
( Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on,
Mon 30 May 2011, 7:12,
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Mortal Kombat Scorpion spear :)
GET OVER HERE !!!
Dragon design from a decorative handle of a sword.
FIEND,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:30,
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Also has a certain "Assassin's Creed" feel to its overall aesthetic. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:34,
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truei've been playing the latest Mortal Kombat and it's chuffing awesome.
( FIEND,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:38,
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Always found various iterations of Mortal Kombat difficult to play, and harder to enjoy.The nearest I ever get to a satisfactory "combo" is managing to have a piss and a shit at the same bog visit.
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:42,
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the new one has training mode :Di've got to grips with it now, night im off to bed.
( FIEND,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:44,
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sorry, HTML (the b3tan, not the code)
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:37,
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*would, and hold the surgery*Ive seen worse mugs in bed :)
(
LS18,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:46,
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Meme's for nuthin', and chicks for free.What the...
(
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:47,
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Im not sure why but this reminds me of that bloody nyan cat.
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jakedamusss I understand, and dont care.,
Mon 30 May 2011, 4:25,
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i guess this is not really as scary as this accidental Katy Perry fetish mask
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:00,
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very good!my post was just a wordless question like "did you listen to that pascal rogé album yet?"
:P
(:P
Kaiser,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:37,
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I did indeed.I think like you I've grown to love the version I owned first. Others sound good, but never quite right, you know?
I think like lots of other interpreters, Rogé tries too hard to inject feeling into the pieces. I prefer Ciccolini's more transparent performances because I feel they allow the music to speak more for itself.
Haha check out the top comment under the video I posted. It's way too harsh but it does pretty much sum up how I feel.
(I think like lots of other interpreters, Rogé tries too hard to inject feeling into the pieces. I prefer Ciccolini's more transparent performances because I feel they allow the music to speak more for itself.
Haha check out the top comment under the video I posted. It's way too harsh but it does pretty much sum up how I feel.
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:41,
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A mate I had when I was a kid had an expensive Yamaha electronic keyboard.It wasn't a synthesiser (it was PCM, and thank fuck that died), but it had a pseudo-analogue pitch-bend joystick thingy.
He called it the 'feeling wheel'. Which he used liberally to add 'feeling' to whatever he was playing. And, to him, the faster you could play, the better a musician you were.
(He called it the 'feeling wheel'. Which he used liberally to add 'feeling' to whatever he was playing. And, to him, the faster you could play, the better a musician you were.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:51,
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That thing about being 100% neutral is bullshit imoSome performances turns into porno for sure but as my good friend who plays very difficult bach stuff says it's impossible not to add some kind of personal touch to what it might be...
And he's very pedantic about how things sounds "right"
Check out his idiosyncrasies if you like: www.youtube.com/user/clau2138
(And he's very pedantic about how things sounds "right"
Check out his idiosyncrasies if you like: www.youtube.com/user/clau2138
Kaiser,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:52,
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Yeah of course there's no such thing as neutral unless you program the notes into a sequencer.I think Ciccolini adds a lot of feeling, but with a lightness of touch. The guy who says about "Captain Kirk style rubato" made me laugh. Like I said, too harsh, but I know what he's getting at.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:57,
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Glenn Gould was a kind of a human sequencerand all the bright eggheads thinks he's one of the most competent and precise Bach interpreters ever but personally i can't stand his mechanical style and the fact that he's making these enervating goat sounds on virtually all of his recordings
( Kaiser,
Mon 30 May 2011, 4:05,
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^thisHella good chops but very distracting performances.
edit: And as you say a bit stiff, but they should be played fairly rigidly--IMO.
(edit: And as you say a bit stiff, but they should be played fairly rigidly--IMO.
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 30 May 2011, 4:11,
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They should be played precise indeedbut it beats me why they didn't gaffa taped him during recordings
( Kaiser,
Mon 30 May 2011, 4:15,
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"enervating goat sounds" HAHAHAHAthis I have to hear.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 May 2011, 4:11,
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HahahaSing along kids, you all know the words
"MNennnngg mmmm HNggggg MMmmmmHgggg"
("MNennnngg mmmm HNggggg MMmmmmHgggg"
mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 May 2011, 4:18,
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I really, REALLY like that.There's a man who really gives a damn about what's important (in this case, the music), and doesn't give a damn about anything else (in this case, anything else).
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 5:35,
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Is that their version of DEVO?...and no, i couldn't watch it all
:D
(:D
PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:13,
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Yeah, I didn't get all the way to the end.I got stuck around 0:26, when they do that manic stomping back-and-forth. I watched that part lots of times.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:17,
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Also:my wife admitted to being slightly impressed by the creativity of my abusive language while driving. After a short silence during which I felt very proud of myself, she suddenly exclaimed, "DONKEY CUNT"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:20,
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one of my son's first phrases...fuck a duck (he got it from Gramma)
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:28,
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he muttered it under his breath when he was getting frustrated with a ketchup bottlei was pleased
( PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:34,
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I'd be pleased, too.Sauce bottle frustration makes swearing utterly permissible.
Mind you, the first time I swore in front of my dad*, I got a punch in the gob. Which made me sure that swearing is a highly valuable thing.
*could tell you about it, but it's hardly a thriller
(Mind you, the first time I swore in front of my dad*, I got a punch in the gob. Which made me sure that swearing is a highly valuable thing.
*could tell you about it, but it's hardly a thriller
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 3:40,
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Good heavens, what a tiny city. Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:21,
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i recognise that biscuit...
Dazz - In Your Base, Killing Your Dudes since,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:28,
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He'd wanted traditional scatter cushions, but had handed over the 'home-making' side to her, knowing she had a flair for such things.*EDIT*(Oh, and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! GAH! AAAAAAAAAAARGH! and so on. This is a fucking bone-meltingly horrible pic. Well done.)
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:33,
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Ashlly,the main source pic is part of a condom advert, and there is another bizarre one there too
HERE
(HERE
LS18,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:50,
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Haha :DHe looks genuinely mortified.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:39,
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and justifiably so :0Edit: in the gif someone did (far) below, he looks like he's possibly laughing--due to the bouncing
on second thought, you can still see terror in his eyes
(on second thought, you can still see terror in his eyes
LS18,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:40,
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*looks* ah, there it is.Yeah, he looks more like he's about to jump into Scooby's arms, rather than laughing. I'd 'shop a happy Shockjaw, but I have bed to attend to. Night!
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:50,
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hahahyou really know how to lighten up a tender drama *fucker* :)
( LS18,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:56,
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Tahkcalb played a blinder last night, all within an unrelated thread. Rapid-fire improvisation. I was highly amused, and goading him on to even greater heights. Have a peep.(
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:13,
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Peas, alas! Some new ones of those are in my tobedone pile tho.The start is on the popular page, in large part because of your efforts. Good fun.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:21,
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I was laffing my tits off with each episode you unveiled.The kind of spontaneous, serendipitous collaboration that makes people like the internet.
*attempts to high-five, misses, falls off step-ladder, breaks broken teeth again*
*EDIT* PS: What's the popular page?
(*attempts to high-five, misses, falls off step-ladder, breaks broken teeth again*
*EDIT* PS: What's the popular page?
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:32,
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Where the "I like this" clicks go.(
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:39,
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Wow. I'd always wondered why I was clicking "I like this".But now I know there's a point to it.
Here's a chap called John Grant playing a beautiful, sad song of his called "Where Dreams Go To Die" on a piano.
And if it was crap, I wouldn't've bothered, would I?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNfckqekxY4
(Here's a chap called John Grant playing a beautiful, sad song of his called "Where Dreams Go To Die" on a piano.
And if it was crap, I wouldn't've bothered, would I?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNfckqekxY4
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:46,
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It's been two years.i'm back from the dead.
cheers!
(cheers!
My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:36,
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hahahahahahahahahello, has that always been your username?
( FIEND,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:39,
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we daren't ask how you got that one :)*ponders things like harsh penetration*
( LS18,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:39,
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Yay! Welcome back.www.youtube.com/watch?v=rExTODz1Sc0
Congratulations on cheating death.
(Congratulations on cheating death.
Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:40,
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No time for melancholy, we're infested!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:21,
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Ridiculous.A youngish person reading a print newspaper?
( Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:26,
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i can't stop looking at thisand expecting something new to happen
( My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak,
Mon 30 May 2011, 1:31,
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2009-11-02 for mine/that one.I'm sure someone else has had a go by now too.
Whack that thing! Hahaha!
(Whack that thing! Hahaha!
Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 30 May 2011, 2:24,
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Is it better with the lens? Or without the lens?
With the lens...?
Without the lens...?
Rico,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:33,
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Hahaha what?Without!
Edit: Oh fuck Hahahahahaha Click 'n Woo :D
(Edit: Oh fuck Hahahahahaha Click 'n Woo :D
Frogbeat,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:35,
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Pigeons look fantastic in a cap PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:19,
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Stayin at the Pidge Inn. Hey, does anyone mind if I post this here? I just discovered this tune, and I love it!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPr89G8g5M
(www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CPr89G8g5M
cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:21,
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So long as I can post this:(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:42,
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Oh ok. They're both rather drony pieces. Yay
( cowcat Bituminous squeegee,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:50,
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Hahaha it totally looks like a cock mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:38,
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and thanks to the Texas-Mexican border we have a nicely defined head
(
LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:42,
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Not very polite to refer to him as "it". Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:46,
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exactlythe man's just doing his job
(perhaps a bit too enthusiastically tho)
((perhaps a bit too enthusiastically tho)
LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:51,
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:D the alignment of cdc and the nostril stream is not unlike some of the Austin Powers movies stuff
(
LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:03,
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God you see I have had a few Stellas!The cunt text is a little piss poor a :D
( Frogbeat,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:21,
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Needs more "Multiply" :)
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:23,
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A minor blip on an otherwise sterling torrent of excellence ... or something
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:26,
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Look, I SAID I was sorry for the whole 'mofaha,' thing:((((
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Mon 30 May 2011, 0:01,
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Hahaha. Look there is no need to be like that!I only called you a cunt! ;)
( Frogbeat,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:36,
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I know it's terribly passe to photoshop politicians as Hitler
but I had this idea for the 'Unexpected Bad Guy' compo and never got round to it.
RIS
The Coast Of Yemen,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:15,
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hitler's about as unexpected a bad guy as i am
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:16,
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guess he was unexpected early ondunno if you were expected or not :)
( LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:23,
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i'm one lab accident away from being a supervillain Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:25,
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i'm not quieti scream and moan ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:24,
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yes.yes it will.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:28,
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There was a show on BBC1, about a year or so ago, which took an in-depth look at why humans and dogs get on so well.Among the revelations, it was proven that they "read" us in a way that they don't do with any other animal they meet, including other dogs.
It totally changed my view of them.
They went from being acceptable lickspittles to genuine wonders in the space of an hour.
(It totally changed my view of them.
They went from being acceptable lickspittles to genuine wonders in the space of an hour.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:41,
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wouldn't it be great to break the barriers to total communication with them?I could have my pooch photoshopping while I napped :)
( LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:44,
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There's a Far Side cartoon which shows a scientist putting his new dog translation helmet through its paces.It remains my third favourite thing done by Gary Larson, ever.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:52,
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Yeah, I should probably just have linked the picture.*laughs at own foolishness*
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:20,
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nearghis a word that should be used far more often
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:07,
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why can't this be real? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:16,
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It would make for far more exciting jungle expeditions.
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Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:30,
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too rightfuck it, i'm off for food and telly.
g'night all!
(g'night all!
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:32,
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my god that gorila has a huge cock or those dwarf running along it are tiny
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:19,
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that's pretty much a job description for dwarfs Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:20,
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literally, eh? i shouldn't be laughing as much as i am about this
(,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:02,
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Ha-ha! The original film is rubbish in the best way possible.
( Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:15,
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I just KNEW he looked like someone!
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:17,
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It's probably why he was so readily accepted, today.Familiarity, and all that.
EDIT: in other news, the redband trailer for David Fincher's take on "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" is now available in shonky-cam mode..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kOFGI0p6SM
(EDIT: in other news, the redband trailer for David Fincher's take on "The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo" is now available in shonky-cam mode..
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kOFGI0p6SM
Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:22,
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Makes me wonder how Freebase managed it then.Also, woo! Looks rather grim yet rather badass at the same time.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:30,
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Most of the faces start off as bandwagons. Only a select few seem to become memes.Will Shockjaw last?
*shrugs*
Not a clue.
As for the film - the original has some pretty brutal moments, and this looks to follow the exact same path. Well worth a watch before the remake hits.
(*shrugs*
Not a clue.
As for the film - the original has some pretty brutal moments, and this looks to follow the exact same path. Well worth a watch before the remake hits.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:36,
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I hope it does, and if not I hope we get a decent mileage out of it.Yeah, I saw parts of the original on a friend's recommendation, and it does look rather good. Might pick it up tomorrow, in fact.
( Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:39,
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was trying to figure out common traits to memeshard to do because some have striking images, others don't
( LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:49,
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I guess exploit-ability and comedy value go hand in hand with these.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:55,
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well maybe it's just me butI don't find the smug bastard one very comedic. When the character seems to be trying to be funny, then it loses something for me
( LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:58,
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Yeah, it's unintentional humour that tends to be funnier, I find.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:07,
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Same applies to The Chaser.
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:47,
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Was going to link to the trailer, but it looks like someone's uploaded the whole film :)www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cl0yFDBIY0U
It's excellent but be warned - later on there's a couple of pretty brutal scenes
(It's excellent but be warned - later on there's a couple of pretty brutal scenes
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:55,
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I think I'll be watching this, tomorrow.Cheers, Drim.
By way of return, give "Tucker & Dale vs Evil" a spin.
No subtitles, but a pleasant surprise.
(By way of return, give "Tucker & Dale vs Evil" a spin.
No subtitles, but a pleasant surprise.
Captain Howdy,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:02,
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yeah, had to, that low-res redneck :D
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Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:12,
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I always work the opposite direction--always shrinking something, nearly never enlarging
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LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:47,
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shrink before enlarge - yes, sensai! ;)I'm off! g'night!
( Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$,
Sun 29 May 2011, 23:52,
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he looks like he's thinking one word:"bugger".
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:43,
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he's thinking he wants you to bugger him? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:54,
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as long is there is ample buggering around, shouldn't matter ;p
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LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:57,
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never a truer word spoken;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:59,
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speaking of wordsI just learned the hard way there are two words you never want to put together in a courtroom: "look, Judge"
( LS18,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:01,
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arf!been in court twice. once was fun, the other wasn't.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 22:03,
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made this for another person who's leaving my work
i need more ideas.
sooperdooper
sooperdave,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:18,
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that is really very sweet Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:20,
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Open the card up and it's this as a lenticular print inside:(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:23,
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that's really fucking nice matei think the person leaving will love it
more ideas? one that says "go on then, fuck off ya cunt, see if we care" ;)
(more ideas? one that says "go on then, fuck off ya cunt, see if we care" ;)
Avast is still alive!!!!,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:21,
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nah, just this ones very similar to my last one
but, to be fair the last person only left like last week so i have not had enough time.
sooperdave,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:22,
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the one you posted the last timewith the super long arms was the best idea i think. who is gonna go anyways?
make him stretch out the arms across the universe.
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Sun 29 May 2011, 21:23,
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make him stretch out the arms across the universe.
"We're going to miss you like a giant sooperdave crushing the Earth"? Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:24,
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this is what i thought they might thinki dont want them to that.
( sooperdave,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:25,
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ha havery sweet. I wish I got stuff like that, most time I end up getting the sack
( Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:32,
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Yay lovely....ideas you say?..... how about putting an oyster under the world...or perhaps replacing the text with
"The world is your oyster"...
(,
Sun 29 May 2011, 21:33,
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"The world is your oyster"...
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