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lord of the NINGS!
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FIEND ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:53,
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haha
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:02,
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:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:42,
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Nice, reminds me of Michael Palin?
A week ago and you'd have had a winner!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:08,
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Owl have a b'OWL of . . .
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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Soup Herb *Click*
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Eduard Khil's Haircut is lurking and liking on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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mMMmm soup!
Crab and sweet corn tonight!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:41,
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Oooooh what a marvellous thing to come on to the board to!
Twit tWOO YAY!
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Chorizowagon Came wandering back on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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;)
'tis a pleasure
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:42,
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Ha ha ha!
Inspired.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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I've always thought...
Whoever designed the original box, was playing on the Cock Flakes factor?
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:43,
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Class right there :o)
And bonus points for knocking that Osborne horror down the board a little. No offence BLD, but your subject matter's the stuff of nightmare.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Love the word Class
It's class, wiv a capital C!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44,
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Nicely!
I hear it's very good for the bOWeLS :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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so I see!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:37,
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=)))
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:42,
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birlliant
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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haha
it's been a good day on B3ta
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:44,
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A worthy addition.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:19,
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Happy to contribute
I really must attend the next B3ta gathering and meet the faces. I'm only outside London and B3ta is so much part of life.
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 21:46,
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Hahahahahahahaha!!
Brilliant and *click* :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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---lololol!!---frikkin' superior---
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Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:28,
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+++out of cheese error+++
+++redo from start+++
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:30,
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anthill inside®?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:53,
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haha
very good, have yourself a double click
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:29,
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Yes!
That is all
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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oh well done that man
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:50,
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:)
*shows age*
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:51,
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Woo and Owl!
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:00,
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Hahaha,
log out for twelve hours, first thing I see, more cereal madness, wooo!
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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:03,
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Yes!
bandwagon / compo crossover SUCCESS *gives you a solid gold click*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 14:32,
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:D
Nicely
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herman:D ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:47,
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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Cor!!
I am now 'under' and believe that I am a Llama everytime someone claps their hands :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:37,
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SUBMIT
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:41,
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ARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!
*runs away screamning*
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:44,
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If I was asleep right now, I'd be even scareder.
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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FUCK!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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hahaha
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:58,
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sorry for being a cunt down there btw :)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:03,
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You have a cunt down there?
interesting - but more in a curious rather than a lesbian way
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:07,
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BORING.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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haha
sorry to dissappoint
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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haha
oh behave
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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A cunt?
must have missed that :)
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jansenmann woo hoo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:11,
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Speaking of cunts, I just realised this morning who Anders Breivik reminds me of.
(It's the Lawnmower Man, not Bob Holness).
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:15,
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M-m-max H-headroom?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:16,
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Is that Bob Holness?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:29,
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I read in The Metro that with Norway's ultra-liberal (sic) justice system
the maximum he can serve is 21years! I hope they put him in a cell with 3 very large and angry Marxists.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:32,
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It was the Daily Mail's fault:
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:35,
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Sounds like it was more Jeremy Clarkson's fault!
haha top gear not political? He obvious hasn't heard all the Clarkson rants against Gordon Brown.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:39,
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hahaha smuggest freebase ever
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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KILL IT WITH DEFICITS!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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The Osborne is replicating at a geometric rate, sir. It's time to call in the army..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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at last
movable cunt wallpaper!
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:08,
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Arrrggghhhhh!
o_O
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:13,
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Right that's it! I'm going give you a damn good thrashing!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:33,
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Que?*
*WOO!
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:35,
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^ He's from Barcelona (in Spain)
*condescending smile*/maycontainedit
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:38,
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Què?
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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch? ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:43,
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+ in Spain
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:57,
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He's no longer in Spain he's taken the Sparacetamol
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:00,
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Hahaha...
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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I have just googled Connie Booth, and discovered that
I don't love her any more.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:41,
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hahaha what's he got in his hand?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:50,
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A car exhaust, it's a sort of reversal of the original ;)
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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aah, of course
nicely
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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hahaha
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h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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Nice riff on a classic, ma'am.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:59,
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Thank you - it's been buzzing around my head for a day or so
eventually put it together not perfect though needs better rotascoping and the owl head is a bad angle but it's for the compo so meh! :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:03,
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There's always the danger of over-egging the pudding.
Going back to do just a little bit more, and a little bit more, until you forget that it isn't a paying job and 3hrs have just slid by.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:10,
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So true. Especially when I get a little over abitious with the initial rough composition working well
I then go and decide to do something that completely makes it unworkable. I did this with a recent road scroll - tried to make one with alpha'd trees srolling by but it nearly killed my processor and After Effects refused to render it as it kept running out of memory damn my 32 bit 4gb limited computers!!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Someone should pay b3ta to do all of the world's graphics.
We'd totally rule.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:18,
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haha all the adverts in the world would have cdc's, sick wolves, Japanese Mnngh Divers, Joey Deakin,
goatses - I don't see a problem with this. :D
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:23,
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clever :)
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:09,
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^This
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herman:D ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:48,
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Martin Loofah King
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xylodrum ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:32,
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Somebody markets a loofah with a picture of Martin Luther King on it.
The motto on the box is 'I have a clean'. I know this because somebody bought me one for my birthday last year, fact fans.
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:53,
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hovering loofah
is hovering
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Dr Drink ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:54,
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:55,
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From the famous "I have a FUCK" speech
I take it?
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:17,
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History wouldn't have it any other way.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:20,
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How late to the party am I?
Don't think this has been done. Was mad busy yesterday so couldn't join the bandwagon while it was actually rolling but did enjoy it on the odd occasions I was able to glance over.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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Ha-ha!
8)bindun, though 8(
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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Seriously?
Bugger.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21,
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hehe,
I think it may well have been; But then again what hasn't?/R. Descartes Blog age 11 3/4
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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FFS. Smallbrainfield.
Curse him! Still, this one's in profile, while SBF's was full face.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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Why on earth are you apologising?
Stop that at once!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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Not apologising - just flailing around for self-justification ;o)
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27,
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Well, errr - Don't do that either!
Or... or...or I shall eat ALL THE PIGEONS!
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:29,
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ewwww manky pigeons.
Take more than a couple of Rennie to sort that indigestion out.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:31,
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We've all done it, man.
The B3ta Hive Mind strikes again.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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Sorry man
I was surprised it hadn't already been done myself..
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:51,
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No biggie :o)
TBH it was just nice to have a little noodle about with a pic rather than my recent excessive lurking behaviours.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:58,
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Also,
This interests me:
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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are you local?
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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Pffft!
and, indeed, Good Afternoon, sir :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27,
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yup
tis bindun Still great though :-D I actually saved all the trek cereal entries from yesterday to my hard drive, zipped them up, and sent them to a few of my chums - they were that good :-)
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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There was some definite prime b3ta at play that's for sure...
A pox on the deadlines that kept me from it!
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:30,
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ha ha
I hate missing a good bandwagon anyone done Potato Worf-les(Waffles) yet?
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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nope
its not cereal, but if someone (i cant remember who it was) gets his suggestion chosen as the new compo, it will have to be done!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:25,
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LION ATTAQUE WOMEN
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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Hahaha...
Still good though,cos it's you Baz :) I always feel that Domo Kun would make a great Weetabix ;)
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:34,
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I'm surprised this hasn't bindun..
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roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks? ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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nice font matching algorithm!
I still dont quite understand the origin of that phrase though...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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Stand in front of a mirror...
and drink some vinegar while performing some form of self pleasure... You get more or less the same effect...
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roadieflip Who nicked the jokes from my lolly sticks? ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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vinegar is evil!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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You could try Non-Brewed Condiment
if you like drinking mild acid.
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:36,
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It's the face guys pull when close to cumming
they look like they're sucking on vinegar.
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:19,
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When rowers get tired, they want chips. And this is what spurs them on to win the race.
I can't remember who originally quoted the term. This is probably because they never existed.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:24,
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Well, not this morning, anyhow.
Oh, you meant the *pic*...Too much information there, apologies.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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:)
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:05,
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haha
superbly shopped
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:07,
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:)
Cheers sir :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10,
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Exellente Ninj
Nice Shopping Sir!
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CjR Mix ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10,
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Cheers CJ!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:10,
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That's beautifully done
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boris the spider ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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Cheers Boris!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21,
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hahahahah! Brill, N'!
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:11,
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Ta Stevie!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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that's the second time you've done that to me today NInj
*really tries hard not to laugh out loud* *clicks*
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:12,
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Hehehe!
Ta Bilbo, you loon :D :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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Ha-ha! Delightful.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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whats that green stuff, Ted?
Its vomit, Dougal. Oh, right...
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:26,
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Ha-ha!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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Someones in my wiiine cellar!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:37,
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Superb!!!!!!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:38,
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Hahahahahahaha!!
Aces, 'n' cheers Cap'n :)
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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is that grampa from only fools and horses?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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Hahahahahahahaha
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27,
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Bleedin' Hell, Ninj!
You're on fire today :)
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:22,
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Hahaha...
Cheers JP you smasher! :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27,
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a childrens book hey
must be the original meaning of feck then
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cs192 is sucking on a Koala at ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:23,
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***FECK***CLICK***
Great work sir! GREAT
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:14,
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Cheers Q!!
:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 13:27,
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hahaha!
beautiful...
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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Pearosting for the compo
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Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:43,
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B3ta will never give peas a chance!
*claps hands to summon guards*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:44,
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*goose steps up*
*claps in irons* *marches off to cooler*
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:48,
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You didn't throw him roughly to the floor!
What kind of dictatorship do you think we're running here, Headwound?
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:54,
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SIEZE HIM!
More people should say that in real life.
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:56,
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It'll be the first thing I say if I'm ever given the opportunity to be a supervillain.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:06,
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do you think people who work at tailors or suitfitters shout out
'SIZE HIM!'?
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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Apologies. Won't happen again.
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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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*something about an Owl and a Pussycat in a pearoast-green boat*
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank> ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:47,
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twoo
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Mousing ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:51,
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would
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:53,
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...in real terms!
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:24,
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haha - nice.
He's avoided the double dip too.
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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:26,
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By the skin of his teeth..
I love the fact he blamed it partly on the royal wedding, when it was previously stated it would generate £620m tinyurl.com/42cc33y Oh and the weather was too hot in the summer and too cold in the winter...
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asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:35,
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hahaha
he's so happy
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FIEND ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:32,
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pfft
apparently, he forces his wife to suck him off for 23% of sexual intercourse, though he lets bankers fuck his swollen mancunt after sucking him off for approx 5% of the time, even though they have more spunk than anyone else.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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He's got the kind of face you want to draw a Hitler moustache on, and then punch, all the while claiming that he was about to annex your garden.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:39,
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inspired by taters lovely pic on the popular page
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:24,
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Haha
excellent!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:25,
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thanks for letting me use the pic :)
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:34,
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its ok
Im on the frontpage at the mo - with a pic of Captain Howdy's i edited! What a thieving cunt i am!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:45,
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It's not theft when it's given freely, taters.
And gratz, man. My 9th FP will come. Someday.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:52,
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sods law
i did it extremely quickly (it took a few mins) to make sure i could post it back in the thread while it was still active, yet every time i spend 30-40 minutes carefully shopping a brilliant idea i have, hoping for a FP, they are a flop!
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:59,
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*shares similar tales of woe with taters*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:04,
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Hahaha
Zeeyooaddapardyrikta!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:27,
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Hahahahahahahahaha!
Lovely job Broonie! *click* :)
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:27,
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hahaha
Love this!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:27,
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hahahaha!
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Mousing ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:28,
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hahahahah
good grief! that's brilliant!!!
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:28,
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O.O
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:30,
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Hahahahahahaha
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:30,
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Haha! Nicely :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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is he watching Amistad?
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:41,
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He's a slave to the rhythm
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:42,
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well that unfunny guy
has done his job, you've fallen for it.
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FIEND ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:42,
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You mean ...
Its a trap?
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:55,
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as Shakira once said "the hips don't lie"
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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:06,
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Stick an owl in his pants
compo it ;)
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:20,
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Sheer unadulterated class.
Excellent.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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REDACTED's mate is working on the new remake of Total Recall
but he deleted this info from this thread, because it's probably a secret. I can't wait to see it, yay.
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:41,
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Nicely spotted :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:56,
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Oh-ho! I know the name of the b3tan with the superinjunction!
*calls News of The World offices* *holds*
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:57,
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ha ha ha
genuine lols and at Taters one too :)
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Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:52,
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Lovely!
I'm getting my ass back there!
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:58,
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I still think they should rename John Carter
to "John Kimble gets his ass to Mars"
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:16,
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Ha ha ha!
Acers!
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:49,
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Hahah:D
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herman:D ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 15:59,
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hahaha!
superb.
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enceladus ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 11:39,
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Excellent.
Well deserved FP.
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4Q just lurking ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 21:54,
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Amazing,
Compo it (or at least enter it into the Artbelow Competition )
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monkeon schmonkeon ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 23:43,
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email sent, though I don't think I'll bother with the b3ta compo
cheers
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Thu 28 Jul 2011, 0:20,
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my new favourite image
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furey ,
Fri 29 Jul 2011, 19:14,
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hahah
fucking love this. Class
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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK ,
Sat 30 Jul 2011, 21:21,
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:P
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:16,
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I like rude owl very much :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:16,
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Irritable Owl.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:18,
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Syndrome
??
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:28,
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The very same.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:32,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:35,
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"We're Doomed R-2-Twit-Towoo!"
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:42,
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Clash of the Titanstastic!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:43,
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Suits C3PO well
I've always wondered about that silver leg...
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:48,
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According to the internets...
It's because he was built from scrap parts of C3 units, which is partly explained if you survive Ep 2 Either that or it's a cheap cover-up for the fact they ran out of gold paint.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:17,
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Well there was also a silver version of the same C3 unit
which you see pretty much first thing on the original film, so I always assumed the gold one broke a leg at some point so they replaced it from the silver model and dint have time to re paint it. It's not consistent thru-out the movie.
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:30,
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That's probably it then.
I think it's the award ceremony at the end, or the part just after Luke buys them, when he gets the golden leg.
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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:33,
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Which as they needed everyone to look pristine was the first thing they filmed
so makes a certain sense...
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:21,
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Top shop sirrah!!
*Click* :D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:51,
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Lovely stuff, Q.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:53,
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Haha! Nice!
That one's been done a LOT:
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:59,
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This spells win in any language, at any time.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:01,
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I Fank U!
It got FPed I think...
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:07,
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And rightly so.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:08,
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:$
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:28,
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I'm old enough
that I can feel that wind-up key between my fingers. My plastic robot made sparks.
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Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample! ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:40,
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:)
mine too...
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:27,
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Brill!
click, click, click
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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I find this really unsettling
Congrats
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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:06,
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haha
Great work
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:46,
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Hahaha, how wonderfully stupid
Not you, that is. Owl robots.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:57,
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Oh, very nice indeed :)
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:17,
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hahaha
nicely!
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drbroon abloooobloobloo ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:25,
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I also did this full length VAG this morning...
Unfortunately, Danny Woodburn looks to be having a bit of a problem seeing you all?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:27,
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Aww, hey there wee fella...
what does VAG stand for.... vector something graphic or is it very very rude
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:41,
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Vaginal/anal gunk
it's what's left on the sheets after a good session
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:42,
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ah, I see
very rude
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claptonista ,the idiot boy..........🫥 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:45,
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^ All of this
and this... It was originally 'VFGWREAM' De-RIS
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:03,
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Ah
That's been puzzling me for a few weeks now. Edit: Not that I lie awake at nights wondering "Why does he call them VAG Creams?" Not often, anyway.
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boris the spider ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:15,
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Can you lend me a fiver? I'm a little short.
Also: For all the brave combatants in yesterday's epic cereal war..
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:50,
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:D
I think I'll nab that :)
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spiny - things are looking up ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:02,
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It's you we have to thank, and The Hedgehog From Hell to blame.
Sterling effort, one and all.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:06,
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*high fives*
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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:50,
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Ha ha!
Grand
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Smallbrainfield ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:29,
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Nicked
as I can claim nothing more than honorary!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:58,
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And a VERY good morning to you too sir!
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:52,
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Splendid weather we're having!
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:00,
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oh my word
brought a smile to my face, did that! woo! - G'NING good sir - are you well?
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bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:01,
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Ning Bilbo!
Fine ta matey, you? \O/
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:14,
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Ha-ha!
Top work, Ninj.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:05,
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Hehehe!
Cheers Cap'n! :D:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:15,
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Ha ha!
This is ace. I should get one of these, we have matching haircuts.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:16,
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hahaha
Quality as always!
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Q4nobody ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:40,
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Ooh cheers Q!!
:D:D
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Ninj ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:50,
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It's a hoot!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:57,
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glenn beck
. couldn't resist given the story and unfortunate hand salute and position of the "GB" logooriginal story
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lord bofingham ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:37,
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It's a mini-heil
Very discreet.
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:41,
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Feeding his fire is exactly what he wants.
But nice 'tache work, Milord.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:53,
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Excellent Lewis Black
bit about him:www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ0mdxXw8Ac (starts at the 1 minute mark)
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Azrepheal Just cos Im pure evil, doesnt make me a bad person ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:54,
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Beck sounds great!
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:47,
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8D
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:55,
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Rupert's agent provocateur
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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:32,
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Probably bindun.
No... a... no... mr Superman.... no here.
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:20,
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What's with all the serif?
regardless, very nice :)
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:41,
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Best ask the bbc
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:43,
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BBC News articles are set in sans-serif, Arial I think
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Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:49,
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Verdana
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:55,
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My original grab.
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:57,
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That smells of over-ride css in Safari, that does.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:18,
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I did ask the BBC.
They said that they didn't know anything about it and that they always use san serif fonts as the default on their websites. They even questioned whether "partyboy" was your real name at all. I'd get onto my lawyers if I were you.
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:51,
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May need to have a look at my suitcase again..
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partyboy. Sick, and proud of it. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:53,
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I know the case but not the picture.
I'm guessing it's something from 'American Dad', because I can't recall ever seeing her on 'Family Guy'.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:56,
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You've
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..wil ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:44,
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Ah, that'll be it, then.
Cheers, WiL.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:02,
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Bounder!
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Bonanzo Best Before: ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:41,
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ding dong!
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:44,
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Twoo!
I'm rather impressed by the bondage gear they appear to be sporting, as well.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:47,
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Yipes!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:52,
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What a cad!
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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:59,
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I say!
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:02,
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I say! Ding dong!
Nicely done :D
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Prequal This is serious business. Very serious. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:58,
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Nice.
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:05,
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I'm also...
...working on a pic of Terry Thomas with an owl mask...while he gets bled to death by Dr. Phibes...who is actually an owl wearing a Vincent Price Mask.
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Bonanzo Best Before: ,
Wed 27 Jul 2011, 8:35,
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Ning b3ta!
Yesterday Kitty Fantastico asked for Nana Visitor , seconded by emvee, who also commented that I should have done Chloe Annett as Kochanski yesterday. Like myself, Canazza felt that she was not the best Kochanski and said I should do Clare Grogan for tomorrow.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:04,
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RedHouse asked for “The Queen” Helen Mirren and “The Sheriff” James Best . * Sorry these are a bit hurried this morning... I have been up all night with my bird.
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:05,
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Hooray for everything!
Thanks as always:) Maury Chaykin and/or Adolfo Celi for tomorrow, please.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:11,
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Loved her in almost anything
but hard to beat the recent RED where Mirren gets to shoot stuff up.
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macroscian (1 like) ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:53,
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Giddy-giddy-giddy, Roscoe P. Coltrane!
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Captain Howdy ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:07,
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'Ning!
"I'm having a woman's period!"
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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:09,
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Claire Grogan!
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Bela Lugosi's Dad ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:09,
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whereas with Clare Grogan, there was a remote chance that she might like Lister
I found Chloe Annett too posh for him. I also found Chloe prettier, although Clare looks pretty good in this video!
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 11:55,
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I approve of this
As its actually my birthday, all the other days you can go to hell you spammy git! :) I have to say what a shoddy collection compared to other days, woe is me.
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retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.. ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:13,
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Gaz me a photo and I will knock one out for you...
Happy Real Birthday (you old git)
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:25,
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Quite a few good people born today (Kubrick, Robards, Jagger, Edwards...)
www.imdb.com/search/name?birth_monthday=07-26 but Wobbly is weary of getting five requests from me, so I had to be choosy. Tomorrow: I second Maury, and propose Maria Grazia Cucinotta and Maya Rudolph
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RedHouse over yonder ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:17,
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I'm sorry... As I mentioned above, I did not have a lot of time this morning...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 16:46,
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I like these
But I can't help but feeling they are getting more obscure (I only know miss Mirren, but that's probably me). I feel these could be stronger and have more impact when you only post one a day. Also: good morning!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:25,
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James Best is obscure??
What kind of Third World hell-hole childhood did you have?
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:19,
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Haha, one where I was too young or uninterested to remember the cast names.
Me and my Moroccan foster brother just referred to that series as "Yee-hah". Really.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:33,
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You don't know Clare Grogan from the band Altered Images?
How old are you?
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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But in my defense, I take it you probably don't know a lot of band members of Dutch bands. As I said, I like these. I was merely stating a feeling how they could have more impact as a single picture. It is entirely up to you to disregard my opinion, naturally ;)
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 10:36,
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Only André Hazes and Koos Alberts?
So no, not really... :D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 12:14,
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Ning!
When you say "I should have done Chloe Annett", I have to say I heartily concur.
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Ptolemy the man with the silent pea ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:29,
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:D
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:31,
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thanks very much for Nana, she is great
I'm not sure that I wanted Chloe Annett as Kochanski yesterday but if it means we get Clare Grogan today I'll keep quiet about that :)
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emvee cruor deo cruoris ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:43,
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Ha ha ha...
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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:33,
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hurrah!
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Canazza is mostly listening to Yes ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 9:57,
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This message has no subject. Select OK to send anyway
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LS18 ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 4:17,
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Spoon!
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:03,
archived )
Wills supplied Amy Winehouse with the skag that killed her!
You read it here first.
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Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight " ,
Tue 26 Jul 2011, 8:08,
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