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[challenge entry] i have a day off, woo! glad i have spent it productively...
(penguindaddy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:53, archived)
# How come Ringo is grey?
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:59, archived)
# Because he's dead inside.
DEAD.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# But a couple of the others
are dead on the outside too.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:02, archived)
# arf..
ffs, it's kicking off down the road from me now in Hackney
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# we'll be short of carpets at this rate :(
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:07, archived)
# I did lol when they reported that Vision Express had been looted
I had visions of looters running into lampposts and developing terrible headaches
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:11, archived)
# they should have...
oh..never mind
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:12, archived)
# haha
etc
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# they'd never riot in my city
far too much effort
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# They had to loot vision express as specsavers have hired help....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:25, archived)
# I have visions of the ones who did Argos
Still sat there the next morning, ticket in hand, wondering how much longer it'll be.

Or maybe making off with hundreds of pounds worth of three-inch pens.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:54, archived)
# Ridiculous
(so... any camera shops nearby? Ones with no metal shutters? Just asking...)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# also, any metal shutter shops?
hopefully not on camera
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Why's one of them gray?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:27, archived)
# what can iCloud do for you?


hello b3ta.. i've been meaning to join for a while.. meaning no more, here i am.. i've got lumps of em round the back so will throw up some here ones i made earliers ...

i'm in two minds about the 'Cloud'.. my head's not quite in it...
(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:47, archived)
# hahahaha
WELCOME!!!! That face always made me laugh, as it is like 2 faces side by side but one is horrendously disfigured lols.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:50, archived)
# Oh shit, now *I* see it like that too.
This is probably a good thing, I can go about spoiling other people's perceptions too.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Cubist innit.
It's like, inspired by Picasso, man. People that use Macs are just, like, soooo creative.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:01, archived)
# A bloody lazy Picasso, perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# thanks!
i'm sure Picasso wallowed in his laziness too.. true creativity comes from doing nothing.. well! mac, pc, playdoh.. who cares.. all just tools.. (actually this is just a sketch from a video remix on The Cloud.. along with many unfinished bits on the drives it will be released someday i'm not feeling so lazy!)
(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# iPee
on it
(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:45, archived)
# That's lovely. It's got a nice lift inside.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:52, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta
Brilliant start with a cloud doing a wee
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:09, archived)
# :)
iPee on IP ;)
(dizzywizard it is on!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# the cloud is great
if you value yourself lower than others can make value out of you

:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
# Triple weeeee.!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
[challenge entry] This has been rattling around my head for weeks.
 


Nice that a compo arrived to drop it into.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Ha!
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Thank you sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Quite alright!
I'm feeling deleriously happy. I think I've damn' near finsihed a funding application - just some corrections from the host institute to do (should they suggest any).
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:21, archived)
# Is there money in there for biscuits?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:24, archived)
# If it's for science funding
it will be 90% biscuits and 10% eppendorf tubes
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:34, archived)
# 70% biscuits.
20% liquid helium and 10% conferences.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
#
If the biscuits are 29% helium, you can both be right. :)

Mmmmm... Helium Biscuits!
(Good Penny, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:46, archived)
# There must already be some research into the behaviour of biscuit crumbs in the bottom of cups of tea.
I just can't bring myself to drink them and I'm sure I'm not alone in this.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# BEWARE OF SHARP N's
ALSO DO NOT STARE INTO I WITH LAST REMAINING EYE
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# God of under garments
(I helped save b3ta! Kung-fu Womble The pope is smelly, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:01, archived)
# John Carpenter's "The Thong" is a similar film.
It's about some skimpy underwear that assimilates an Antarctic research team. Which leads me to:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! Ian Woosnam, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Haha.. it's a what ja ma call it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Feel my thunder(ous fart)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Methinks he has a grim and troubled ballsack
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:54, archived)
[challenge entry]

(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Wonderful :)
Are you compoing it?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# oops!
Did mean to - thanks! (edit: been away for a while - must be rusty!)
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# No problem! ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# That'll teach him to run down the steps.
Also, on the subject of explosions:

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:22, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:38, archived)
# I went into a newsagents today
with two mind the step signs

I felt like I should comedically fall over the step

and say "I DIDN'T MIND THAT" and then burst out laughing psychotically

but I didn't, because I was scared

the step *was* scary after all
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# RIP Ivo Pešák


A few months old news, but word travels slowly sometimes...

RIS
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, archived)
# Czech out that crazy dancing!

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# Even Wikipedia is rissing at that
You're better off posting the music video
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, archived)
# It's the Kings Of Leon covering
Jesus Built My Hotrod.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# ding dang a dong bong bing bong
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Fixed the link
Sorry, using my phone to post, clipped the RIS.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Scroobius Pip?
(jansenmann woo hoo, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# You must mean
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ivo_Pesak
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
# A real shame that.
My oldest can sing Jozin z bazin in Czech, just from watching that video.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
[challenge entry]

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:39, archived)
# lacist
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# a bat killed my parents
i now fight bats dressed as a mugger.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# Bastard or not
he manages to keep his timepieces perfectly synchronised.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# You want to come to Tottenham, mate.
They turned over PC World and were flogging off laptops for £20 a shot, I understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:49, archived)
# I heard Currys were sharing CCTV footage with the police to identify looters.
So they can pop round and offer them extended warranties.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Arf!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# chortle
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# hahahahahaha
they love those extended warranties.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:00, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:26, archived)
# Haha....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:37, archived)
# i love the cock and balls
but that's a lifestyle choice
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:57, archived)
# Batsards!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:27, archived)
# But but but he's got cheap watches...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:38, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:37, archived)
# Mmmmm.... warm Brew in the park.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Enjoy irresponsibly
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# I remember drinking four cans of that when I was round a mate's house when we were fifteen
My legs stopped working so I dragged myself to the phone and called my parents to say I wasn't going to be home that night. They kept the answerphone message for months!

Never touched the stuff since. Creeps up on you.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:50, archived)
# Only things special about special brew
It has NEVER been drunk indoors, or been paid for with a note.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:21, archived)
# My step-father bought some with a credit card I'll have you know.
He was taking it to the curry house on the Ladypool Road though.
(I helped save b3ta! JebediahSpringfield, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:30, archived)
# I've never tried this.
I'm far too classy of a gentleman to be drinking that warm cat piss.

*croissant and champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, archived)
# me too.

*pastie and lambrini*
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:36, archived)
# ive drank and enjoyed 12% belgian beer
but i darent touch this tramp juice...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:37, archived)
# I like how it says "Enjoy resposibly" at the bottom of the can
But you can only drink half of it before you consume more than your recomended daily amount..!
Maybe tramps are supposed to buy one can and share it with a freind on a park bench.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:44, archived)
# The very fact it says 'enjoy'
is bad enough. Its like alcoholic treacle piss mud.

Yet strangely moorish, and an excellent accompaniment to half a benson and a wash in a pond first thing in a morning.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:13, archived)
# Haha.... I used to drink it all the time years ago...
But it must be 20 to 25 years since I'v had a can now...
I sometimes look at it in the off licience as I pass the shelf with it on, and wonder for a second or two.... shall I try a can for old times sake.... but then always buy something nice instead....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:24, archived)
# i see we've been raiding the same sources
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:20, archived)
# ^ It goes without saying....
* The one on the right, that is...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:27, archived)
# got to love the hairy ladies
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# No no no no no no no no...
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:41, archived)
# Okay, if we're playing the beard game...
if we're playing the beard game...
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:43, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:07, archived)
# You guuuyyyyys
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:47, archived)
# how does she smell?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:48, archived)
# That fits her cheeks perfectly
I'm sure there's a joke in this somewhere...
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:52, archived)
# i'm sure we'd all like to fit her cheeks.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, archived)
# i'd like to fit her bra
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:14, archived)
# i'd like to put my head between them and have a fit.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:55, archived)
# wow, it's like a mid day gay shift
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Gay? Just what are you implying?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Ok... THAT'S ENOUGH!!!

* Runs off but does not make it (pukes all over the receptionist)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, archived)
#
* Runs off but does not make it (pukes wanks all over the receptionist)
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, archived)
# I did that on the way back
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Shopped images only please.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Is that Varg Vikerness' beard?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, archived)
# you know, if you use a jagged eraser tool on the edges of that one, it'd be perfect
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, archived)
# Few months late now fella.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, archived)
# I am off on holiday next week
Can you take over the daily birthday post but do beards instead of VAG CREAMS?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Silly Victorians!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:29, archived)
# hahaha :D
took me a little while to notice the trouser action there.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:30, archived)
# that's my favourite bit :D
everyone loves a bit of trouser action
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:33, archived)
# PHOOAAARRRRR

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:31, archived)
# Looting the achives again?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:36, archived)
# i'm living in those archives at the moment
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:01, archived)
# Quality anim there :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# Fucking fuck yes!


I love the attention to detail on making the panels under the mouth move and the drop shadow.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:13, archived)
# Wooooooo gnash gnash
I chucklin' well love this!
(Grey Area has been lurking under your kitchen cupboards, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# talented ******r
not that i'm bitter, or anything
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:25, archived)
# ace stuff!
*clock*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:28, archived)
# Hahahaha! Lovely stuff!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:42, archived)
# Aceness!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapscallion is it fashion or disease?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, archived)
# Yay....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:40, archived)
# inspired by my puppy having worms...
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:14, archived)
# You can take your puppy out fishing now!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:17, archived)
# Fishing for Sharks, from a helicopter, near a bridge?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:19, archived)
# Yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:21, archived)
# sounds like a plan!
one more lil pic i dun...

Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:24, archived)
# Cool

I've said it before: I really like your style, chopchopchopchop.

Are you familiar with Dutch cartoonist Nozzman? He sometimes uses a similar style. Bought a CD of a local band at a concert yesterday, and was surprised to see he did the artwork.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:32, archived)
# He's fab.
30.media.tumblr.com/vW0gf7rD7nx749n2qQCPJT4Vo1_500.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:38, archived)
# Pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# thanks!
and no, but ill check his stuff out now!
cheers :)
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:58, archived)
# Wonderful.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:45, archived)
# Yay...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 17:46, archived)
# Inspired by Neon Guru :)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Polar Bears 1 Humans 1
Extra time now being played.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:12, archived)
# Posh kid killed by fucking with nature
EXTERMINATE ALL BEARS
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# No-one seems to be thanking the bear
for doing it's bit and helping clear up the gene pool a little.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# I know right?
If you're going to mess about with a FUCKING BEAR, you get what you deserve.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# ^ this
quite a lot, really.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# I know I have

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:23, archived)
# I am not having kids either.
No wait..
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:25, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# They should drop a few bears off in Tottenham.
Any bears though, not just Polar bears. I am no racist.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:35, archived)
# But none of them girly type pandas though

They only go for the bamboo in your garden and then have a nice sleep in
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Anders Behring Breivik trained that Polar bear you know?
Tru fax.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# He WAS the polar bear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:49, archived)
# Cunning.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
#
"In Hackney Wick there lives a lass,
whose grommets would I woggle,
Her gander-parts none can surpass
and her posset makes me boggle!"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:12, archived)
# And that's not all
?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# A sinister re-appearance
By Furtive, there.
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Fucking Polars
Coming over here, taking our children.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Fucking polars: the new dangerwank
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I imagine that would be incredibly cold... and dangerous.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# Not if you match them to the size of your penis
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
# I rioted in Tottenham over it
Apparently looting brings back the dead.
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Only if you loot a cemetery
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:43, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:45, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:55, archived)
# ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:03, archived)
# I think all the papers must be on the edge of their seats,
waiting for a chance to run a 'Looting in Tooting' headline.

Anyway, it's created some much-needed jobs in the construction and shopfitting sectors. Let's loot our way out of recession.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:44, archived)
# I think this could work and spur us further embarrassment.
/coat
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:46, archived)
# It's all part of the 'ealing process.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Eh! Eh! Camden! Camden!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Posher one:
"Stealing in Ealing"
(I helped save b3ta! Hugo Rune, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# the police need to form a Polar Bear mounted division
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# They would be useful to counter the threat of
Bombdogs!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:39, archived)
# Terrierist!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Not a safety poster, just a warning sine (that doesn't deserve its own thread)
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:51, archived)
# Oh dear lord,
There is no pan large enough for the spanging...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:02, archived)
# GO TO YOUR ROOM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# Oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:23, archived)
# One ticket to hull please...


Click for bigger (112 kb)
And no it's not Comic Sans, its damn close though
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Family photos?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:40, archived)
# Just the last three.........
hang on.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:56, archived)
[challenge entry] Safe tee
Bin dun?
(thebao, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:55, archived)
# a moving sign?
i don't geddit
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:56, archived)
# It's all about the parallax.
If you look closely at the overlap, the sign is closer to you than the golfer.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:15, archived)
# Busted...
lazy entry was lazy
(thebao, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:33, archived)
# Next up: safe tea.
with moving pot
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
#

This?
(thebao, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# That!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:00, archived)
# Is that Neil Finn?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:18, archived)
# i fixed it for you


....FUCK!!! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:16, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:11, archived)
# Polar bears need to eat too.
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Caustic!
(I helped save b3ta! advocoates Emotional Northern Boy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# MMMM, yummy poople
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:44, archived)
# I enjoy eating people from time to time*






* but only of the female persuation
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Hahaha I was talking about sex
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:58, archived)
# "if you know what I mean...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:19, archived)
# *nudges elbow*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:24, archived)
# Say no more!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:26, archived)
# but what about the dismembered body parts blocking the drains and stinking up the neighbourhood?
how do you explain that?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# Light of the moon reflected in some marsh gas
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:48, archived)
# Hehehe
On that point...If I was to go camping in the Arctic Wilderness, I think i would demand better security than an "Alarmed Wire Fence"
(Pictures a piece of wire with some old cans on the end!)
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
# Thanks to:
The people who bothered to make this free online font.
www.abstractfonts.com/font/11434
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Guru 's gonna booglarize you baby., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# If you like that
you'll love dafont.com
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:00, archived)
# morning all!
have a pic

(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:39, archived)
# Good morning

I like this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
# thanks :)

i have weebls amazing horse stuck in my head today, this isn't connnected to the pic at all, just thought i'd say.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# Haha, I now have this stuck in my head too

I like this version: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UbgcqI1sUA
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:57, archived)
# Monday blues
Nicely :)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Very nice :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
# All I see
Is emo Han Solo, trapped in carbonite and ennui
(I helped save b3ta! difficultchild, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:59, archived)
# woo
this is lovely , what's acg? :)
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:09, archived)
# Absolving Cloacal Generosity
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:22, archived)
# Ashby Computers & Graphics?
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:41, archived)
# just the initials
of that "real name" thing i have kicking around.
(I helped save b3ta! ms morbo lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:14, archived)
# Blinking cops!
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:49, archived)
# blinking epileptic seizures
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# While this is very clever, it's not going to go down well with the anti-spack brigade, with whom increasingly I find myself sympathising.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# I am going to hide your post, as my headache is much too large to fit in my garage.

goodbye
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# ^ adopts similar strategy.
/head feels like a frenchman has been living in it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# I'm the same today
is it something in the air?

Maybe it's the beginnings of an urge to riot...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:11, archived)
# Don't!
Night by night it's getting closer to my front door. It's nearly into my postcode!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# tell me about it
I'm walking distance from tottenham high street.

came back off me hols on Friday, out of tottenham hale to find police tape and camera crews everywhere.

Then went to hastings at the weekend - thank fuck I missed it all.
(except I could have done with a new telly)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# *hugs*
Best out of it. I'm looking forward to when the looting reaches John Lewis. Much better pillaging to be had there. And the cafe is pretty good as well.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:25, archived)
# when I heard they were looting a carpet shop I thought rioting had truly reached the middle classes
"I say darling, shall we nip down carpet right and steal ourselves a sample book?"

A shop called Loot in Wood Green didn't get looted which was funny.
The body shop did though.

Strange times :D
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# Strange times indeed.
But, on the upside, it's always good to see an Aldi being burnt down. Tiny steps, tiny steps.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# Yeah I heard about the aldi looting
apparently they caused £10 or £20's of damage.

lol
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# *b'dum tsch!*
Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
# also
daily mail headline yesterday: "youths storm McDonald's and start cooking their own food

hahahaha!!!

(http://m.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2023254/Tottenham-riot-Mark-Duggan-shooting-sparked-police-beating-girl.html)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:34, archived)
# God knows, they would probably do a better job than the usual staff.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:35, archived)
# Yeah, same here
Perhaps my pile of mid-sized hefting bricks will finally come in handy
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# don't ask me
I was up all night expressing my disapproval of heavy-handed policing by stealing a flatscreen telly and a load of mobile phones and trainers
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# *pssst*
Did you get any BlackBerrys?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# yeah, loads of 'em
but no chargers, innit
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# *Marcus Brigstocke vaguely racist 'yoof' voice*
Awww, man that is so LAME!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:26, archived)
# my heart goes out to all those people who looted HMV and came away with loads of empty dvd boxes
(Maybe they were actually trying to return cher lloyd's single)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:29, archived)
# I honestly wish I'd have known
because Wood Green Games Workshop was just going begging
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:44, archived)
# get a twitter account
and a balaclava

for all your looting needs :D

(hullo btw *waves*)
(I helped save b3ta! camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:45, archived)
# hullo miss
*waves back*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# ok this is giving me a head ache
time to hide
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:58, archived)
# And there was me thinking strobocop was funny =/
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# It is :)
But the flashy-ness tends to be a bit of a tricksy one.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:09, archived)
# As the frog said to the elephant
Suffer baby suffer
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# Tell me more of this cross-species dialogue...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# Worst childhood joke ever (well maybe not the worst)
An elephant is walking through the jungle when she gets a thorn in her foot. She is crying in pain when a frog strolls by. So the elephant says, "Help me, help me."
But the frog won't help unless he gets a shag. Replies the elephant, "Anything! Anything!" So, the frog removes the thorn and the frog gets down to business.
Then the elephant stubs her sore foot on a pebble and screams "OOOWWWW!"
Says the frog , in his own little frenzy: "Suffer BABY, SUFFER!!!"

I'm just making things worse aren't I...
(I helped save b3ta! simbosan liked your link on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
# In all honesty...
yes. :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I declare this day to be...headache day.
(Had one since last night :( )
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:29, archived)
# In a tunnel under Derby surrounded by spiders


Spider You can't really see the size of the beast on the pic
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Gah!
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Yey!
It's still Sunday!

NING Paul_P!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:51, archived)
# I was out sunday (in this tunnel)
But I'm still wishing it was sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# pussy british spiders though!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:58, archived)
# that was 6 years ago.
Not exactly an invasion of killer spiders ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# I'd still rather not get bitten
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# i think you'll be ok
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# this pic shows how big the bastards are down there


Not my pic but from the same place
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:06, archived)
# they do look pretty sizable
but unless they cause agonising death, they ain't nuffin mister
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:02, archived)
#
*Flushes toilet in Spondon* Haha.. see the bastards swim.
(Tup, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:02, archived)
# eek
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:37, archived)
# Squashing that would make one hell of a mess...
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, archived)
# Oh for fucks sake...! that there is all my nightmares rolled into one
Are the bricks standard size?

Was this taken at the same time that you were down there, by someone you were with?

Is it the floor or the ceiling?

And can you link the largest size picture you have of this please?.!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
# the bricks are standard size and on the roof
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Where in Derby is this and what is it?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# it's Captain birdseyes Flo selecta
it's a massive flood defence tunnel that runs 2.2 km under the city
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:10, archived)
# Coo, interesting, ta
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# And why exactly do you not know this?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# That spider is in some need of the cool refreshing filtered taste of Monkey Beer
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
# Hahaha he looks exactly how I'm feeling right now

morning maiden and morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Morning Stephan and goodbye as I have to go to work now {glum face} :(
Hope Hollandland is fine this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:43, archived)
# It's rainy but not too bad
Have a good one!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Morning Mr Cre!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
# Good morning JPG

I hope all is well at your end
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# My end is very well,
as it's parked in a reasonably comfy chair.
May your day be filled with Sparkly Things and bite-sized doughnuts.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Oooh thank you kindly

I hope your day brings fluffy softness and a giant hot stroopwafel
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# mmmmmmm.....
Stroopwafels..........
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:15, archived)
# ^this!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# OMG, you guys
...get a room :P
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:01, archived)
# Only if it has nice cushions
and a surfeit of antimacassars.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:17, archived)
# You clearly haven't had a fresh giant stroopwafel before
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# It's the tunnel of love

I can imagine little cars in the shape of a swan going through this with lonely people in it, quietly crying and wanking to the music of the Venga Boys.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# car park at the entrance was full of doggers
next time I head down I'll be taking tea light candles to help the ambience
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:36, archived)
# + venga boys on the ipod and some tissues
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:05, archived)
# I was thinking of playing Kyle + Nick cave - Wild roses
and taking a lady down there
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# It's a wonderful song
but doesn't haver the urgency "The Venga Bus is Coming"
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM I want you in my room
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# We're going to Ibiza
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:22, archived)
# Mmmm nice one


As I kissed her goodbye, I said, 'All beauty must die'
And lent down and planted a rose between her teeth
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:14, archived)
# and it would add a certain atmosphere to the proceedings
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I think it's one of the nicest ways to kill someone
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I'd rather be suffocated in some large breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 10:37, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll pea this for the comp
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Doesn't need any editing really
(I helped save b3ta! sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I'm still waiting for the Death Star laser to put in an appearance..
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Apologies for shitness
I see no spiders....

(toxic parsnip sold his soul on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# Oh hi...
this is what morning feels like. I almost forgot.



(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 7:58, archived)
# Not sure I understand this one???
* It is Monday though..

NING bogbomb!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 8:46, archived)
# bunk - bed and bollocks/crap
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Bed&Bollocks?
That's an interesting variation on Bed&Breakfast.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:23, archived)
# Well, you know some places like to leave teabags on your bedside table....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# in a bed n' bollocks you get teabagged next to your bedside table
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# heh heh!
I was using my phone, which is pretty shit but i did think that after i read it back.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)

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