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[challenge entry] Probably been done a million times
But my photoshop (paint) skills are useless and so is my imagination.

And it's the first time I have something relevant to the image challenge hence why its in its own thread! Woo for me.
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:10, archived)
# If it's bindun
then I haven't seen it. Very good!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:16, archived)
[challenge entry] They should market peppa pig pork scratchings..
I guess it's too late to introduce this character.. (pearoast)

(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Worzel's got his smack head!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:42, archived)
# Ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:54, archived)
# haha...
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:11, archived)
# rubbish skills and a lack of imagination hasn't stopped me
and tbh, i like your pic
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:15, archived)
# That makes me very happy
:)
(I helped save b3ta! retrofly How about a link to a picture of something funny.., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:00, archived)
[challenge entry]
(tedweasel, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# keeping it topical
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:39, archived)
# I know you're really not meant to post photographs here but I just spotted this down the beach

click for African elephant-size | click for stupid pictures
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:34, archived)
# :D
I love you in a way that is bordering on the "illeagal"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# ^^ this
x
(I helped save b3ta! Chorizowagon Came wandering back on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# Blimey!
Blast from the past!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:21, archived)
# What a truly magnificent beast.
Are you going to capture it and keep it?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# That's simply wonderful and makes me very happy :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:38, archived)
# I hope he will enjoy eating that bar of soap
fantastic as usual
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# :D
Also, biggest peanut in the world!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:34, archived)
#


Click for bigger (276 kb)
(tedweasel, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:28, archived)
# Hooray! Fresh meat....
Welcome aboard.
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:37, archived)
# Pffft! Nice one :)
And welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:05, archived)
# hahaha
I've only just realised this is Shipman and not Kelly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# Hahaha! Excellent.
Although it sounds like Mary Scat when read out loud (this is how I do all my reading never got the hang of that "in your head" style book wording).
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Hahaha! one of the very few non-animated Elvis pics in captivity :)
Still good though!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:07, archived)
# I love the way she's had her hair done and is now posing for the cameras!
The Susan Boyle of cat-disposal.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:14, archived)
# haha.. great stuff..
(I helped save b3ta! glubglub should be working on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:53, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# I'm pretty sure I got treated for "nipsy" by the Doc a few years back
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:49, archived)
# I'm certain
I've suffered Ploppy-Plops before.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:49, archived)
# That'll teach you for eating cold Chinese food.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:51, archived)
# Hahaha! Are you sure this isn't a real show?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:56, archived)
# it'd be awesome if itwas
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, archived)
# Tell-tale Productions already bought the format rights...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Uh oh!
Here they come...

:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, archived)
# EH-OH!
(or some such neanderthal catchphrase)
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:05, archived)
[challenge entry] :D

Quick pearoast for the compo
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:15, archived)
# LOW FUCKING POLY TUBBIES!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Hahaha.
*no longer topical Teletubbies related repost*

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:48, archived)
#
Haha! You should have left off the atomic number and weight. I could have had a fun half-hour trying to work out that joke. :D
(Good Penny, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:46, archived)
# Hello, I'm Commissioning Editor (Childrens TV) at The BBC
Can we do lunch?



may be lies
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Shiny colours!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:31, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking hell :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:36, archived)
# Hahaha! Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
# Oh my...
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# Hahahaha! I still love this :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:08, archived)
# GET READY FOR TUBBY_CUSTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:50, archived)
# 'glone'
What an utterly fantastic word!
Best word ive heard since 'Klarnk'

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:26, archived)
# klarnk click
every trip
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:47, archived)
[challenge entry]
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:28, archived)
[challenge entry] And I'll add this pea here also...
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:30, archived)
# Very, very good!
very good!:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# Hahahahahaha!
and hahahahahaha! respectively.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# Arf!
My 3 year old son really doesn't like that man.
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# I doubt
that I would ever tire of jumping on his fat fucking face.
*edit* Mr tumble, not your son.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:33, archived)
# your clarification made me snort
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
[challenge entry] And another....
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:48, archived)
# lovely hair
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:55, archived)
# sadly....
he was proper BOSS back in the day.
(robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, archived)
# You don't need to oil it if you stores it in sweet sweet hay!

Edit:bugger, this was meant to be a reply to Afinkawan's down there, still odd though it may be on its own I'll leave it.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:56, archived)
# Woo!
That keeps it dry and well cushioned.

Nothing worse than a hammer which breaks mid-knurdle.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:00, archived)
# I like to oil mine anyway.
(Smoked Oysters Yes, magick helmet! And I will give you a sample!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:02, archived)
# Damn Tooting!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Good advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# sensible advice
 
I SHALL PROCURE A PENNYWORTH OF HAY FORTHWITH
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# I WILL GLADLY PAY YOU TUESDAY
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:31, archived)
# FOR SOME HEROIN TODAY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:40, archived)
# yay for herion!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, archived)
# Still no Spiderbaby, spinning cat or tunnel of goats
I'm crestfallen :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:19, archived)
# Do you know, I don't think I've ever knurdled cheese. Is it difficult?
I don't think I've ever knurdled cheese. Is it difficult?Further questions open to everyone:

What happened to Captain Howdy?
Why are people picking on Wobbly Bloke?
What's your favourite colour?

Edit: Keep your answers coming in I'll put them on a chart for clarification.

Here are the results so far. They'll automatically update if more answers are added.
I'm not a mathematician but even I can see that these are inconclusive. Interesting that everyone's favourite colour is actually brown.

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:21, archived)
# Never knurdle a cheese with your nob unless you have protection and certificate from H&S
1. No idea (Herman:D knows but ain't telling)
2. No Idea (I suspect Herman:D knows but ain't telling)
3. No Idea (Herman:D stole my colour chart)
4. Spiderbaby
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# I would suggest you start small and work up to really big cheeses
And...
1. Don't know, it was all mysterious and cryptic.
2. (see answer 1)
3. Battenburg
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:32, archived)
# As a beginner, make sure you knurdle at a registered event
with the correct officials.

that way you know that if you get into any trouble, the ref will give a quick blast on his ocarina and someone will be there to help.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
# red
NO! BLUE!

AAaaarggghhhhh.............
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:53, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:14, archived)
# well
1. dunno
2. cos
3. some sort of green "hue"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, archived)
# Knurdling cheese is an exact science. It can be dangerous. Start with Nurdling and work your way up.
1. Have been on holiday and didn't see Captain Howdy's exit till now. Hope he's okay.
2. Starts "Leave Wobbly Bloke Alone" Campaign.
3. Brown, brown and brown but not necessarily in that order.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# before you know it, it'll be nurding fights
and then everyone'll be kung fu nurdling
while the milk is curdling
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:03, archived)
# Will it be Louise Nurding fights?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:11, archived)
# in THE NUDDY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Right, let's see...
1. I have no clue whatsoever - Sorry
2. I'd guess it's the vector-y things don't agree with some. The replies are wonderful sometimes though :)
3. Heliotrope
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:12, archived)
# I'm going to reply here,
to thank you all for your kind words.
As a few of you mentioned, I try to make these different every day and inject a little humour where I can. These are not just posted for the hell of it and can take me a few hours to do.

I am sorry they may have been a little boring this week, I had to knock them all out quickly prior to going away and will be back home today.

I love the comment about deleting your history once you have researched the days VAG's. I have to do the same...

THANK YOU B3TA - I LOVE YOU ALL
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:08, archived)
# Vote for WB! \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 15:39, archived)
# *covets*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Not sure the title's right
(I helped save b3ta! VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Arf!
Clever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:37, archived)
[challenge entry] Let me dump this here.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:54, archived)
# Haahah!
that took me far too long
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# i'm rissing a bit, but that may be because i'm dense
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:57, archived)
# mary,mungo'n'midge innit.
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:01, archived)
# ah, i may being feeling old, but thankfully, i'm not that old
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:51, archived)
# and what are you inferring, young fella me lad?
*gets helped out of chair and has "assisted" flounce out of room
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, archived)
# *wakes from slumber*
hmmmm... what?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Warning, could lead to skyrocketing literacy rates.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
# oh my!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:51, archived)
# One for Richard Desmond
A valuable addition to Milk Shake
(AgeingGeek Father of Two, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Er... is that Sam Fox?
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# Certainly appears to be
I always preferred Linda Lusardi.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:39, archived)
#
My mate used to work in a large photo processing lab in Leeds in the 80s/90s. Whenever they got dirty pics he would run off a few copies and keep them. One of them in his collection was Linda Lusardi.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:42, archived)
#
Yes.
(I helped save b3ta! daveyclayton Gosh, is it really, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:41, archived)
# if...
...it took this look, then wouldn't they take the opportunity to re-name it "jackin-offski"?
(NoNoNoNoNoNoNoNoNo, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:03, archived)
# Ahhhh bob Carlos Clarke!
Absolutely love his work...never seen this one though? Love his still life images
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 14:34, archived)
# It's Friday, have some peanuts
(MonkeySandwich eats a kitten, leaves a chair, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:24, archived)
# BREATS!


(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Just something I'm working on for a comedy folk band.

(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Aha! Time to get my knurdling gloves on! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# Why I haven't knurdled a cheese since my school days!
I might give it another try!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# If it's that long since you've done it
don't forget to give your cheese-knurdling hammer a good oiling first.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:26, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBZGW9cguTs
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:29, archived)
#
\o/
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:04, archived)
# Always loved Ramblin Syd
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:20, archived)
# For your reference, sir
www.transdiffusion.org/radio/comedy/horne-names
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:41, archived)
# Brilliant.
lovely link.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:52, archived)
# *Greases scarecrow whacking pole*
Ready!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# I'm dissappointed there is no Spider Baby
The Spinning Cat, Tarot Reading, The Ladder, and the Tunnel Of Goats!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Hahaha!
How could I forget the spider baby!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:42, archived)
# It's him!
David Lynch

It's that bloke off Crossroads.
(PagettyPol something something something, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# I don't know what's going on here
But I like this drawing a lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:38, archived)
# How lovely.
Mr.Hunter, what big hands you have.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:48, archived)
# looks more like David Lynch to me
 
wooyay
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:08, archived)
# Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:10, archived)
#
(Chads Chds, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:18, archived)
# haha!
Apptastic
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# Yes! Very good work :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:40, archived)
# Just tell it like it is...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:23, archived)
# Haha! :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:04, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# I remember him but what's it from?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Look And Read
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Hahahaha! Yes. I hated that whiny voiced shit when I was younger :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:25, archived)
# Wordy, from Look and Read
I believe.

Yup... www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2XdMvrZgLE although - canned laughter?? WtF?
(I helped save b3ta! Skotzmun Blah blah secret passage blah blah diamonds., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:22, archived)
# More Entertaining Version:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=un0JDHWJNew
(sleep lack, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# did anyone happen to catch the last few episodes with the alien
i changed schools halfway through the term and i never saw the end. It's bothered me for nearly 30 years
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:55, archived)
[challenge entry] hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# THAT RABBIT CLEARLY HAS A HUGE COCK
AND SHE'S THINKING "THAT RABBIT CLEARLY HAS A HUGE COCK, I WONDER IF HIS OTHER FARM ANIMALS ARE ALSO GARGANTUAN"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Jamnog in Wonderland?
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# Straight to the point


However, I will refrain from reposting all the kids characters on which I've drawn cocks, as none of them are new characters...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:14, archived)
[challenge entry] I am hoping this guy gets picked up by CBEEBIES though
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:16, archived)
# Hahahaha! WTF?
I want to see a larger version of this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:21, archived)
# I don't seem to have one
but here's a shot of him taking on a cock-nosed tumour

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:33, archived)
# Hahaha! Fucking yes!
www.b3ta.com/board/10513051
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:39, archived)
# You are very kind!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:07, archived)
# Ooh, you're right!
I did it last night while under the influence of 'substances'*
Duly uncompoed




*Night Nurse
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:19, archived)
# :D
I was tempted to ask what new character algorithm you used, but didn't know whether you were the sensitive type or not
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# I shouldn't worry
there's a long tradition of not really following the letter of the challenge, I wasn't intending to critisise.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:31, archived)
# And I probably started it!
:0)
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] E's a cheeky scamp, and no mistake.

(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:59, archived)
# hahaha!
Plod is hoping he can catch him before his balls drop!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:24, archived)
# hehehehe
fantastic!
(compo it)
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:47, archived)
# OOPS
Done now. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Nicely :D
I thought this was Happy Toast's work for a moment but then I realised the cock was too big :)
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:05, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Chumps ๐Ÿ‘€, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# hahaha
tries to think of a way to work "big ears" into this
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:09, archived)
# Ha! D'you remember Round the Bend?
Nuddy was great.
(I helped save b3ta! Mster Johnny Ekstrom, now that's a name, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Did something similar a while ago. "Noody" works much better though.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:28, archived)
# peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroast

;)
and may as well chuck this one in:
(I helped save b3ta! sPUNKer do your pictures for nothing get abuse for free, Wed 24 Aug 2011, 14:59, archived)
[challenge entry] "Good Touch_Bad Touch With The Fritzl's"
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:44, archived)
# Poor old Uncle Joseph.
(pissflaps. FSPW, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:14, archived)
# prison squelched his opportunity for a career in sho biz
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:35, archived)
# ahhahhahhah oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:13, archived)
# hello here is todays VEC WARS
(Rick Deckard, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:15, archived)
# and here are todays VEC WARS FACEWASPS
(Rick Deckard, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:16, archived)
# a little early perhaps, but why not
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:23, archived)
# lol
now this is the b3ta i signed up for

PS Bring back Stemmil and Crack Col
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:04, archived)
# hahaha
i think he's too busy with zammo.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)
# heady days :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:13, archived)
# bring back Baz
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:17, archived)
# MORE OF THIS SORT OF THING
LESS OF THE OTHER SORT
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:06, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:41, archived)
# Hahahahaha!
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:10, archived)
# THIS IS TO BE ENCOURAGED
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:24, archived)
# this, now this was a good week
www.b3ta.com/challenge/newspapercomics/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:36, archived)
# Right, that's it. It's all getting far too meta!
Everybody out!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:47, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm just going with the flow here, no personal axe to grind on this one.
Yeah it is all a bit m3ta though.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:49, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:53, archived)
# Hahahaha! That's superb.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:11, archived)
# oh, YOU
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:23, archived)
# the punnage is strong in this one.
WOO! and SPANG!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Marvellous :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:43, archived)
[challenge entry] Banned in 59 countries
(Bewareofthephil, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:59, archived)
# ha ha!
hope you don't mind me peaing in your thread
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:06, archived)
# okay if mister smith gets taken away what happens in the second series?
is it like a cartoon "Porridge", but with more rape?
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:10, archived)
# Something like that.
Or there's some kind of revenge plot against the kids maybe. I haven't seen it yet.
(Bewareofthephil, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:15, archived)
# It's Friday, I'm in a Loch...


* Stripy jumpers FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:37, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:42, archived)
# So you still haven't got the intelligence the click the hide or ignore buttons.
Oh well, just to let you know. I have now put you onto my ignore list.
* Now you have tucked off.. bye bye...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:45, archived)
# You still haven't fucked off, more like
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:46, archived)
# the weird part is the ones who genuinely like these, they can't all be sock puppets, can they?
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:08, archived)
# I don't see how else it's possible
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:52, archived)
# Why should he fuck off?
This isn't deviant Art and running a few filters isn't rocket science but at least it's not more regurgitation of shit memes.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 9:15, archived)
# Oh do be quiet, there's a good lad.
(I helped save b3ta! Kerrisis There's someone in my head, but it's not me., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:18, archived)
# Yay for Riker.
Every day should be stripey jumper day.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:50, archived)
# I'm wearing a stripey jumper RIGHT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:52, archived)
# I can't stop masturbating about that RIGHT NOW.
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 19 Aug 2011, 6:53, archived)
# ^ Joins in
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:08, archived)
# it's not a very sexy jumper, but when has that ever stopped anybody
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 7:11, archived)
# I see what you've done here....
...oh wait, no I don't.
(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 8:50, archived)

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