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[challenge entry] 2 may enter

cfb
compo'd for giggles
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Ever since I saw and pretended to read Watership Down, I have had a great fear of rabbits.
Got crazy eyes and now knives. The hammer of hell was a poor choice, Mr. Penguin.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# the more I look at it
the more I want to colour it in like Mallets Mallet
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:46, archived)
# *men
but nice pic!

poor pingwin
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
[challenge entry] Can I use this ???
.

.
(I helped save b3ta! paranoiaman, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Oh yes!
Hardly anyone I know is old enough to remember this pair.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# then they'd not know about
Crystal Meth and Fred Astaire
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I'd pay to see a film with that pairing.
The sparkling diamonologue, the 'innovative' dance routines, the ghastly, harrowing inevitability of the final reel...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# like Requiem for a Dream
but with a touch of Forsyth
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:26, archived)
# Ah!
I see you have a poetic soul.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:29, archived)
# or I just like
novelty suffering
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Oh. Is there a difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:33, archived)
# I've never been a big fan of The Cure
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:35, archived)
# Playing a selection of mid-80s Cure album tracks at a squaddie's wedding reception might well give you a whole new perspective on 'novelty suffering'...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:40, archived)
# This can actually be tried
and in the name of siunss too =)
And we may find a few Olympic standard sprinters
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:44, archived)
#
*emails Sebastian Coe*

(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# pavillions rec, runcorn, next friday
bring film crew and benny hill sound effect
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:54, archived)
#
film crew and benny hill sound effect large petrol can, disposable lighter and enormous concealed sound system pumping out 'Yakety Sax' on loop
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:17, archived)
# that makes you sound like you hang about with younger people than yourself
you gigantic paedophile.
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Oh. Jealous?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Don't lithen to the nathty man, uncle llort.
Can I have that ice cream now?
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# A scab and a pimple were having a popularity contest.
The pimple thought he was ahead, bursting for a win. The scab just kept chanting "Pick me!"
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Hmmm. Am I being a cunt again, is that it?
Soz all, if so.
Otherwise, nice, pithy parable.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:58, archived)
# *pfft* No, not at all. I just like to write.
The meth girl's leg scabs just got me thinking 'bout scabs.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:05, archived)
# yes.
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:48, archived)
# I remember the pair, but not what they did.
So I'm guessing their escapades were hardly memorable.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# CAUTION ! : Consuming Alistair intravenously can lead to problematic circulatory disorders.
And mange.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:07, archived)
# this is a life after they where famous program =)
clicksome
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:14, archived)
[challenge entry] My entry for the gallery this week.
(Dark Star Don't give me any of that intelligent life crap,, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# Vision on CDC
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:19, archived)
# *Applies*
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# *lewd sounds*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Sweet.
Hallo mofaha you hunk of burning love.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:10, archived)
# that better be a female wearing that
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# You can see the lips move but you can't hear what the cunt is saying
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# Arf!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:11, archived)
# it needs a mint
(Pob mk2, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:23, archived)
# I think you mean a Vint™​
Ph balanced for her.
Beer flavored for him.
Buy a boatload.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:52, archived)
# when I was a child
I caught a fleeting glimpse
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Is there a braille version?
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:40, archived)
# no, but there's a collectable scratch and sniff sticker set
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
[challenge entry] I don't know where Boober Fraggle is...?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# It would still look small in his massive hands
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:07, archived)
# I heard Jeremy Beadle's cock was small, but on the other hand
he was utterly unfunny.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# The poor bugger. Life dealt him a shit hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:50, archived)
# SCHWINGSCHWONG
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:09, archived)
# Nice swing!
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:11, archived)
# It's the angles of the dangles :)
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# I'm pretty sure kids made that joke at my school in the 80s
but now with animated GIFS it's much improved
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:15, archived)
# Sounds unlikely.
How many schoolkids have the wit to rhyme rock with cock?
I simply don't believe it.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Wank your cares away (clap clap)
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:19, archived)
# =D
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:45, archived)
# nicely :)
see also...

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# S'alright. The little Doozer will fix his knob back on!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:25, archived)
# lick it and stick it
their other construction song
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# i was gonna 'shop some of that sugar scaffolding in
but i'm tired and going to go to bed instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
# But Red has no cock!
Oh well she has now =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# Red was a she?!
Oh well, she has a yellow furry cock and balls now...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# All those years of being stuck underground...
... beneath some obscure lighthouse, with no other vocational activities, I guess she/he/it had to... er... branch out elsewhere.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:43, archived)
# yes it is
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I fucking hate fraggles.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Fuckin' Gorg
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Racist.
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
# Posting a link
on /board, that links to /talk.
I'm crossing borders.

www.b3ta.com/talk/7247864

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# THE UNIVERSE WILL IMPLODE IF YOU DO THAT
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Emily: our deficit reduction plan is vindicated by global events ...



(second go - pooped it first time)
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Fuck, there's a glitch in the Matrix!
Bail before the Agents get here!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Bagpuss = Inception 70's style
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# The blue actually suits him
This is a good comp entry
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Ta Miss Hogis
The pink was an accident, BP was supposed to be an orange marmalade cat.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Mmm
Facty goodness
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# FAT CAT Wins
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:52, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Bang that puss.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# ... sorry??
(Troutman Roflcocks A glass of port... don't mind if I do., Sat 20 Aug 2011, 2:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Coincidentally on Pollard Street
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Ahahaha, fabulous skills.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
# su pollard: the thinking man's charles hawtrey
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:37, archived)
[challenge entry] This is 100% fact...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# while this is very good
it's not a NEW childrens tv show.
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
# it was once i guess
and so was this...

(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# I didn't realise Dipsy was so Gangsta
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# tubby motherfucking custard
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# You say yes, I say no. You say stop, and I say eh-oh
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# Tubbey Road.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# OH YES
this is fantastic
simply fantastic

i think i came a little
(I helped save b3ta! Alligator Shitfuck 2-1 Stay Frosty, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 19:24, archived)
# Looks like it fits the challenge to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
# hildrenstv?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Hild-Ren STV
The tragic new disease sweeping the internet.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# hahah perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
# I know I know, that's all I read
..but fuck it, it's Friday.
(Drew Badly Fiction section, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# SELECTAVISION
:D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:09, archived)
# thought you were talking about celebrity big brother there for a minute
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Why do they keep changing chairs in their meeting?
WHY IS THERE BACON ON THE WALL?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:18, archived)
# Where do you keep YOUR bacon Mofaha?
On the floor? Dirty boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# How quickly you resort to logically fallacious ad hominem tactics
when your beloved wall-bacon is questioned.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Whoa, watch who you call ad hominem-sexual, buddy. I ain't into that shit.
I certainly ain't performing no fallacious on you either, queer.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:40, archived)
# standing over the table
LIKE A BOSS!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# No mention of the Ninkynonk then?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# The intro to 'In The Night Garden' is a really obvious death metaphor
Lie down on the boat, drift away, fall asleep, fly up into the skies into a white glowing tunnel that becomes flowers and then into a strange and magical dreamlike world...
(theremin put the lotion in the basket on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 7:25, archived)
#
No less fucked up than the rest of the programme...
(MrBiscuits, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 16:37, archived)
# probably been done...

not compo'd as not a new childrens tv show
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
# hahahah gets a click for 'el fiendo' alone!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:06, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:00, archived)
[challenge entry] Fuhry
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# SHETLAND UBER ALLES
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# hahahahaha
hahaha :D
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# this is so bad
i just couldnt stop laughing
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] A new career path for the former president
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Air Bomb China?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Afghanistan Bloody Chaos?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Alcoholic Braindead C*nt?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Another boring chain?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# A bold critique
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# A pot BlaCk kettle?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Yeah
(Affirmative, Bosom Chum)
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# Adam (West) Batman Conversation
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Anus befriends clitoris
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Ask Before Cunnilingus
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# He'll shoot his ear off if he's not careful.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# Arse Bollocks Cunt?
Sea Tramp corrected my poor german grammar, so I edited this.
It is NOT a repost.

Click for bigger (164 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# Is this a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Tatty P Hillarious
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
# I think it's a repost
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# IT IS NOT A RE-POST!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YOU - I QUIT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I suspect I know the reasons. The door will always be open for you to come back.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# oh, okay, thx
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Dude, I'm glad you're here
I wanted to ask you about your image, is it a repost?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# I don't know, I found it on ebaumsworld
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:39, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I had a ticklestick toy when I was young....
And I didn't see that as many times as I'v seen your image....!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Ticklestick?
Not heard it called that before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Spring loaded it was .....!!!
You pulled it back into a tube....and let it go... and the feathered tickler shot out the end....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Did I miss the notice about National Flounce Week or something ;)
What I love is getting in late from work and looking down the board for 'Flounce of The Day!'
There seems to be a lot of it about at the moment...
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# I'm not sticking round here to read this kind of shit.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# This shit - too brown man, too brown
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# This Fonz is wrong too... Heeey....!! ;-)
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Aldi.... I still don't get it....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Atomic Bomb Codes ?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:19, archived)
# One... Two... Three... Four....
www.youtube.com/watch?v=WzEz-SHJbB0
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:12, archived)
[challenge entry] will they blend?
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:55, archived)
# maybe. what's your point?
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:02, archived)
# bjorn ulvaeus
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Hahahaha.. excellent....
I wish they'd had that when I was young....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Must be one of the best ads ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Is it off an advert or something and I didn't know?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha
It's taken me hours of squandered time scrolling down to find this funny :)
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# I love
Will it blend!
Clicky
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sun 21 Aug 2011, 1:24, archived)
[challenge entry] Give it up for the easy cook crew


...tumbleweed
(Wise Guy Rabbi Dedicated to MS Paint, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:20, archived)
# Now, this I like.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Aww, it's like a delicious furry meatball.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:30, archived)
# Why yes, my meatballs are furry and delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Awwwwwww :D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# dont get david starkey started on this
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:27, archived)
# why is the weed falling out otf the roach end?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# Nice work! Have some Rasta Pasta.

(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Mon 22 Aug 2011, 9:32, archived)
# little bit of Friday night horra!
I thought I'd seen the light
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:47, archived)
# It isn't Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:51, archived)
# hence the heading
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:52, archived)
# beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:54, archived)
# This is great!
Derelict Places meets arts!
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Ace's.....
Just wondering after looking and looking... are the reflections completely shopped or just enhanced? it did twig that you maybe putting the puddles there completely with shopping?
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Superb stuff
You really have got the technique to a T

I love the yellow glow from the doors
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:06, archived)
# Me too
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Jim Morrison? I don't get it.....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Jim, Ray, John & Rob
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKbPUzhWeeI

Never mind.
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Haha... I love the Doors....!! went to see the "The doors alive" earlier this year.... tribute band...
I was pretending not to get your joke....
As in "RIS" I don't understand... the morrisons supermarket sign with the missing letters?

It all started here....
www.b3ta.com/board/4890991
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:18, archived)
# FFaaarrrr
too subtle for a Friday night
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:55, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:46, archived)
# Friday night hurrah!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# Great photo
I'm getting deja-vu from having faced down this same corridor in every "ooh, scary" FPS ever.
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
#
What's an FPS?
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:33, archived)
# Fucking Purple Scrotum
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# Oh yeah. They're proper scary.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Fantastic Penile Stamina.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Futuristic Porn Scenario
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:35, archived)
# That works quite well:
I'm getting deja-vu from having faced down this same corridor in every "ooh, scary" Futuristic Porn Scenario ever.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:36, archived)
# *funky music starts playing*
"But, I didn't order a space-pizza!"
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# And on a similar note, the Furry Porn Society.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Pffft
Jolly Jack
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Fiery Piss Steam
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:37, archived)
# Fisting Peter Schmeichel
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Five Picturesque Snowmen
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# ...and a partridge in a pear tree!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Floppy Penis Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Free Piles of Shit
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# Free, you say?
That's my favourite price.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Frog Pumping Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# The Fancy Pants Stance
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Fire Pissing Santas!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# First Person Shooter
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Really?
How likely is this?
(xaer0mancer, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 0:16, archived)
# Five Picturesque Sausages
edit: gah, missed the snowmen above
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:44, archived)
# Final Post, Sorry.
I quit.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Frampton Playing Sitar
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Furious Penetration Strain
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# Fotography persons sandwich
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Federation of Petroleum Suppliers
www.fpsonline.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Finely Powdered Sulpher
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Finnish Penetration Syndrome
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Fabulous Pair of Shoes, darling.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:50, archived)
# Fallacious Penis Sizings
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# Fictitious Pink Solicitors
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:54, archived)
# Funky Platform Shoes
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Far-fetched Pony Show
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# French Primary School
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Flat Plains of Slovakia
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Fervent Plane Suicide.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Fragments Pierce Skull
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Finale? Perforating Shrapnel
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# Fist Pumping Sasquatch
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Psst, wrong place.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Furtive Posting Sacrilege
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
#
nice recovery
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# thanks
(I helped save b3ta! thwart is just not feeling it with you, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:04, archived)
# Always liked your work
Been staring down this corridor for about 3 minutes, when the theme from the Godfather pops into my head.

Most enjoyable
(roysin, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Looks like my old school!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# oooof
superbly done
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:05, archived)
# pfffft!
*Kerlick*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# click /board
see picture

snort brandy coffee

BRAVO! FP in seconds
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:17, archived)
# rofltops!
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:21, archived)
# ooops meant the pic*
god it's only half 7...

*your reply was devastingly witty and poignant and much more current though
(duts Optimus whut?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:23, archived)
# *mistakenly preens
I AM POING NANT!

still on the brandy coffee. 11:20am...

is this bad?
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Sat 20 Aug 2011, 11:22, archived)
[challenge entry] it's a whole lotta fun ... prizes to be won ... its a real fun place .....
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:48, archived)
# But it'e so moreish and a great fun way to lose wieght.....
www.b3ta.com/board/10513578
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:57, archived)
# people didn't get the joke
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Bugger..... I'd better go and delete 80% of all my past posts then....
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:01, archived)
# RAC HUE? I don't get it...!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# hahaha! but.....
that's 4 years for you me lad!

Take him down.
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:59, archived)
# Aww I miss Fun House :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:04, archived)
# You miss starring at the female eye candy that used to co present fun house ...!!
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:07, archived)
# ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:18, archived)
# oh no
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:36, archived)
[challenge entry] let's hope he doesn't take his incredible shrinking cap off while he's hanging out the back of him
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:14, archived)
#
Im wondering what the word "anus" used to say, because the white surround looks like it ends with a "g".
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# the original program is "grandpa in my pocket"
but I'm sure they meant arsepocket.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# me too
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# To be fair
every promotional item for this show just looks wrong to begin with.
(Lister of Smeg No talking. No smoking. Follow the orange line, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:20, archived)
# vagina
because the original peado grandpa only did girls
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
#
oh... pocket
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# Looks like an 's'
My money's on pants
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:08, archived)
# Image Challenges are shit and so is anyone who enters them
FACT!
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# cunt off
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# eat me
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
# Mr. Bolam
one of the few mackems who don't make me want to vomit on myself...

him and Lauren Laverne... and I think that's it
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# she's a terrible gobshite though
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:22, archived)
# This...
one of the joys I've had this week is watching The Likely Lads on GOLD.
Absolutely top draw. And not just all the ladies wear incredibly short skirts
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:10, archived)
[challenge entry] He loves it up'em...quick compo pea
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:04, archived)
#
"It expands to the size of a 42 inch colour television set. Bang! They fall to the ground shrieking and the children are safe."
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:26, archived)
# hahahahaha
haha superb and clicked
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Have some Friday afternoon cuteness
My 2 day old kittens... :)


(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:10, archived)
# the new redex
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
# It's as though the board knew not to show
an unshopped image.

EDIT: Cute. I for one welcome our new two-headed feline overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:17, archived)
#
oops, sorry... will fix
(I helped save b3ta! timothy claypole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# Awe......
(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:33, archived)
# Shockin'
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:46, archived)
# SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
do we still do fluffeh tiem?
(DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:22, archived)
#

Also: Rub Rub Rub :D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 16:56, archived)
# There will be an explosion.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:04, archived)
# are these in a publication other than here/your site?
(likeajackhammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:16, archived)
# There are a couple of books available through Lulu, but aside from that: no.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Let me guess
He is so fat that he obliterates the Sun?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Art jealous of platypus shocker
At least it will be SEXY death
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 18:11, archived)
# Nice work as allways
curious to how this arc will play out...
also, awaits obligatory fatty wanking .gif
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I think I just stole HappyToast's job...
(Bumblebeepee Hit it with a Hammer, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 19:30, archived)
# Fuck filled pussy fluff
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# Well get to your interests later.
(ChiTown Guy Dating when 35+: sane, single, attractive - pick 2, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)

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