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# All I had in handy was a post-it
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:50, archived)
# give her pointy ears
and she'd look like Zelda
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# I've been in the pointy ears department before :^)
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:03, archived)
# she's pretty pointy in other places, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:06, archived)
# I did a colourized version of that.
Can't find it now. Here it is...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:08, archived)
# Stop making my drawings look awesome :^P
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# Never! [/;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:19, archived)
# Neat-o.
Chums.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 5:28, archived)
#
...and a pencil

I wish I could draw like that
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:00, archived)
# well now you can!
www.howtodrawmanga.com/howtodraw/tutorials.html
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:26, archived)
# search results for this sort of thing are always a little depressing
www.graphicmania.net/35-tutorials-about-how-to-draw-anime/
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# No Naruto hentai?
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I really didn't want to look that far, but I don't doubt it.
no offence of course, forum banter - at least your no chinned big eyed ladies are good and sturdy, plausible modelling and anatomy.. and you don't seem to be a paedo about it.

or worse, a furry
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:46, archived)
# (0) _ (0)
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:00, archived)
# It's gets better...eventually.
That's a draft and too drafty. She's one of
The Tomb Of The Cult Of The Red Blender Guards
in a Snaxe R. Deadly P.I. thing on the back burner.
More recent version with more a realistic outfit.

edit: Oh, my point was the body+head was modeled off a howto draw manga book pattern.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:13, archived)
# oooh, sideboob!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:39, archived)
# EVIL LEMUR EYES
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:03, archived)
# Haha, yes exactly.
Came to mind when I was colouring the eye texture for blue, brown etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:15, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# it's got boobs don't it?
 
AFTER YOU MY GOOD MAN
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:40, archived)
# racist!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 3:33, archived)
# I'll admit, I saw this in the challenge and it is great
www.b3ta.com/board/10518602
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 4:10, archived)
# LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:25, archived)
# Mornings are always like that with her. Until she's had her first cup of BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:29, archived)
# YOU BROKE IT
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:33, archived)
# FUCK YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:34, archived)
# beware the deathbergs


Edit: Thanks to the "likers." Saddens me now that it wasn't made larger
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# superb
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# ta! :)
*re-writes Titanic history*
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# bigger
wallpapery enviro goodness
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# unfortunately, I didn't think that far ahead
so my source is too small (would res-spaz with enlargement)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# skulls don't give a fuck about light diffraction
FACT
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:43, archived)
# they don't give a fuck--period :)
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# what about skull fucking?
i pretty sure that counts as giving a fuck
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:01, archived)
# is that like stump fucking?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:04, archived)
# skulls, trees, and amputees
PLEASE CALL 1-800-KNIFE-DICK
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)
# heheheh
oooo. 4 hours to go!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:15, archived)
# WAT?
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:07, archived)
# i'm off to spain at 5.10
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:09, archived)
# ah
well have fun and fuck shit up

bon voyageee
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:18, archived)
# now this i like
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# Looks like a movie poster
(the Angry Gumball Harmless American, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:00, archived)
# More lethal
than Zoidbergs
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:16, archived)
# but nowhere near as funny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:18, archived)
# oooh -- I like that!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:22, archived)
# I clicked too! :')
*sniff*

I would have made the skull a bit less prominent, but the idea is gold.
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# thanks--could have been a little more subtle, yes
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:45, archived)
# Only just seen this, excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sun 28 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# rarrrrr ... heute das welt, morgens das sonen system


previously: b3ta.com/board/10510288
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Yay! Looking good and plump. Can't wait till they are all full grown...
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# just switched them to 12 day old crickets
they gorged, and all have little full bellies...
(I helped save b3ta! OneOfSome, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# FEEEEEED, MY PRETTIES, YESSSS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:02, archived)
# this sounds familiar
as i watched eight legged freaks last night
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:06, archived)
# aww, sweet!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:58, archived)
# He's dancing to
www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJAfLE39ZZ8&ob=av3e
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] The dark side of Disn... oh... my bad.


Click for bigger (125 kb)
(FUXTIX Not my words, Carol, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:15, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:21, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 9:45, archived)
# heh
you know, I heard that he was a blind man
www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aUKNVqHxCA
 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:22, archived)
# would
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:23, archived)
[challenge entry] Compost
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:30, archived)
# haha
but how is this the 'dark side' of disney?
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:36, archived)
# you are forced to choose a size
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:39, archived)
# FIVE TO SEVEN GOD DAMN DAYS?! BUT I NEED MY HANNAH MONTANA TANK TOP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# this reminds me
My cars dvd states 5.1 audio on the box, but only the menu's in 5.1.
I complained to disney and they just ignored me.
I told them i'll be downloading cars 2 and may have called them cunts, which they are.
what, this isn't QotW?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:45, archived)
# Your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:48, archived)
# Possibly it's not but I come on here (missus)
in the hope of a good laugh and this truly is one of them, regardless of compliance criteria.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# Took ages
but I finally got it. At the start I kept reloading the page seeing if it was a gif.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Second FP for this! 'tis ace though
Congrats :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
#
Could someone help me out with this one?
(jonnie123, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Read it out loud - it helps.
It took me a couple of minutes as well.
(azgiles, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
#
Thanks, but I got it before reading your post... honest!

It is subtle so I'm not too ashamed.
(jonnie123, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
#
Penny just dropped.... must have been some gum in there.

Ace!
(jonnie123, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Proper giggle this end.
Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Fri 26 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
Oh fuck. It took me forever to see that. *SPANGSPANGSPANGSPANGSPANG*
(ghatanothoa, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 23:10, archived)
# This took me an hour to get.
(Catfish Ma, why can't I draw? "Because you have fins dear", Fri 26 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# You absolute cunt
That's going to be in my head for days.
(I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:32, archived)
# Oh fuck me
(I helped save b3ta! Taramasalata is not angry, just disappointed on, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 0:41, archived)
# Reposting Front Page Cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:05, archived)
# jealousy makes the me put his willy in the you
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:36, archived)
# Bitch at the donkey, cuntchops.
(Meanwhile, here's something I knocked up to assuage my repost guilt.)
(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 17:19, archived)
# made me do a larf
and i got it almost instantly
what are you all thick cunts or summink?
(I helped save b3ta! Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Old
but still great!
(I helped save b3ta! Doomladen ms paint lover, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 11:17, archived)
# Took me FAR too long!
Then I decided you're a genius! :D
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
this took me about 3 days.


shame.
(Skinnyhead., Sun 28 Aug 2011, 2:39, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:37, archived)
# Plague-atooie
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:48, archived)
# you dirty rat
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:04, archived)
# *lays poison*
Apparently Ratatouille had good reviews, I havent seen it... DISCUSS!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:38, archived)
# Apparently so.
I haven't either.
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:41, archived)
# Lovely
Hugs
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Oooh, pretty math!

More on this shape: Hilbert curve
(karls, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Cor! Brain.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# colon
Shirley
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# Small intestine
moreso
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:42, archived)
# THIS IS YOUR BRAIN ON DRUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
#
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:37, archived)
# that's one seriously freaked out bunny
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# Have some kids freaked out by a bunny.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# pfff!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:57, archived)
# DOUG IS MY FRIEND
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:01, archived)
# good old Doug, now there's a guy I know I can count on
now there's a guy I know I can count on 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 2:37, archived)
# Amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# Wheeeeeeee!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# *evolves*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:42, archived)
# robocolon
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:54, archived)
# *flashbacks of 70's wallpaper*
v hypotic :)
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
# divide by zero


(I helped save b3ta! e1bow parts of this page are not secure, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:55, archived)
# Sure, go nuts, guys and gals...
www.zettix.com/anim-gif/
Bear in mind it's a wee dsl site with small bandwidth and animated gifs are huge etc, etc. But I
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 1:34, archived)
# Nyomms!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# i'll have the christmas multi-bird roast, peasant
and don't stint on the peacock!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:35, archived)
# SWAN FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# you can use its neck to wipe your arse, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Classy!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# i'm dead classy, me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:49, archived)
# Spit! Luxury, I'll tell you!
Consigned to the flames we were.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:39, archived)
# I'm thinking of a different type of spitroast....
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Oh, more sort of a family frendly bukkake then.
Silly me.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:57, archived)
# that's not bread sauce on your turkey
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# who wants stuffing?
also, this; i call it 'employment'
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:44, archived)
# that's employment, is it?
glad i got to see it at least once
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
[challenge entry] o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:43, archived)
# Oh my lord!!
wtf.... haha
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Alice, a rabbit and a hole
It's bound to lead to this kind of thing really.

Also, realised I can pea this
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:50, archived)
# Haha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# aahahahaha
fucking hell
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll wheel this one out again then...

(I helped save b3ta! Want Bartender Time gentlemen please.., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Curiouser and curiouser!
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:03, archived)
[challenge entry] hahahahahaha
scuse the pea,
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# hehehe
I think walt disney was a wee bit of an anti semite, back in the day. It was the style, at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# and you called me racist--tsk tsk
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:20, archived)
# tsk tskist
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:38, archived)
# istist
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:58, archived)
# ististophile
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:05, archived)
# ististophobe
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:13, archived)
# either they are in zero gravity or they are doing this while falling down the rabbit hole
 
rule thirty-nine - WEIGHTLESS PORNO
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:12, archived)
# thinking about it that just HAS to be a classic astronaut jape
 
long lonely nights on the spacestation, firing off spunkbubbles at one another
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# thinking about it WHY AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Chokin' the flamingo?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:18, archived)
[challenge entry] Aladdin never found the lamp, and succumbed to leprosy on the streets of Agrabah
He also had to sell Abu's paws.

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Not the paws
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
# ahahahahahahaha
your on fire!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:02, archived)
# AARRRRGGHHH *rolls around screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:04, archived)
# THE JOHN DEACON SAGA
RING RING..................RING RING


John : Hello?
Brian : DEAKO!!!! hows things bud, not seen you for a while
John : Who is it?
Brian : The one and only Mr May! Guitar master haha
John : Who?
Brian : Brian May, used to work with you.
John : ......................
Brian : In Queen
John : oh.
Brian : yeah, so me and Roger...
John : who?
Brian : Roger
John : ....................
Brian : Roger Taylor, our drummer
John : Him with blonde hair?
Brian : Yeah, blonde hair and a drum kit
John : What about him?
Brian : we've been approached by the makers of guitar hero to do a computer game for the playstation 4 when it comes out, but because we'll be using your pictures and things like that we need you to come down to London and sign a few legal papers, have your photo done, give us your new address for loyalty cheques etc etc, very boring stuff to be honest, can you make it? its next tuesday at 2 in afternoon
John: .............................
Brian : John?
John : ................................
Brian : JOHN!!??
John : oh sorry, was just seeing how much that vase went for on cash in the attic, what did you say?
Brian : Fuck sake, John, can you come to London next tuesday at 2 o'clock
John : not really
Brian : why?
John : Our lass's mam is up for week then
Brian : John, it will take a couple of hours at most, its the chance to make a few more million quid, come on pal, what you say?
John : but she's come all way from Richmond, she's going to help us wallpaper spare room
Brian : JOHN, FUCK ME MATE, YOU DO THIS ALL TIME!! why cant you just come down for one afternoon then you can get back to living your quiet life, please, come on, Freddy would.....
John : Who?
Brian : FREDDY FUCKING MERCURY! YOU WAS AT UNI WITH HIM, DO YOU REMEMBER THAT BAND YOU WERE IN??? HE WAS THE FUCKING SINGER YOU WANKER!!
John : oh, you mean alan?
Brian : who? no! what the fuck, who's alan?
John : that singer with big teeth
Brian : He's called, well, was called freddy
John : you sure?
Brian : yes, pretty fucking sure, he's one of most famous men in world!
John : big teeth n a moustache?
Brian : YES!!
John : always thought he was called alan
Brian : NO!! its Freddy, Freddy Mercury
John : what about him anyway?
Brian : he would've liked you to do this project so his image can live on
John : what you mean 'would've'
Brian : he's dead john, died in the early 90's
John : poor alan
Brian : its FREDDY!!!!
John : oh yeah, freddy, god, ya think ya know someones name haha, well, gotta go now microwaves just pinged
Brian : WAIT! Will you do it or not, will you come to London on tuesday and do the bare minimum, one photo, sign a form, thats it!
John : cant
Brian : WHY!!??
John : our lass's mams comin up to help us decorate
Brian : FUCK ME!! JESUS CHRIST JOHN, LOOK, DO YOU MIND IF ME AND ROGER GO AHEAD WITHOUT YOU ANYWAY?
John : do whatever for me, gotta go now its beepin
Brian : what is?
John : microwave
Brian : oh
John : ....................................
Brian : look john, im going, say hello to ya mother in law for me
John : When?
Brian : when she comes up to yours next week
John : how you know bout that?
Brian : oh fuck this am goin. BYE


(PHONE HANGS UP)


Johns Wife : who was that love?
John : Brian
Johns Wife : who?
John : Brian May i think he said
Johns Wife : What did he want?
John : Dunno, said summat bout computers
Johns Wife : why did he ring you
John : God knows, any post?
Johns Wife : no love
John : oh
(Janet is a fat mess and she smells of plop, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Jeff Goldblum is watching you Poop
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:25, archived)
# This isnt the talk board...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:26, archived)
# He taught me that
/talk's that way!

(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:29, archived)
# But Sarge, you don't HAVE dandruff!
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:33, archived)
# Al this scratching is making me itch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:54, archived)
# *BEEP*BEEP* PLEASE STAND CLEAR! CLEAN UP IN PROGRESS!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:27, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Compo it.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# I misread it as Joey Deacon :(
{I also bollocksed up my first attempt at posting this message)
(cinquante_neuf vintage bintage circa, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:38, archived)
# nice font
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:41, archived)
#
B3ta : Hello
whorsepower : Hello
B3ta : FUCK OFF

THE END
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:44, archived)
# I enjoyed this.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:46, archived)
# In other news. I got the money shot I have been waiting months for today!

Yes maybe I could have smiled a bit more
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:48, archived)
# haha, lovely.
Worth waiting for, I reckon.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:06, archived)
# RIS?
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:08, archived)
# ^ beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# There is a local service around here where they have vans with the logo
RPS was intending to take a Real Photo Sunday photograph of one

;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# INCEPTION.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:55, archived)
# get a haircut, you hippie!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:56, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:56, archived)
# WHO'S THAT PRETTY GIRL IN THE MIRROR THERE
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Loyalty cheques?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:46, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:11, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] What can be worse than shark attack?


Click for bigger (18 kb)

Rape by Mermaid!
(grendalsbane, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:11, archived)
# This might be at least equal to shark attack
www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2030194/Katie-Price-launches-magazine-continues-world-domination.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Well, that's next week's Challenge sorted :)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:23, archived)
# I'm surprised it isn't her fetid cavernous vagina that is taking over.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:24, archived)
# err, slightly off topic but


Click for bigger (269 kb)


..since i missed the challenge update & today's episode of art attack, you'll have to make do with this lovely bit of beard instead :)

sorry!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Oh no...don't let Mu see this.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
who? what? err???? did i borrow the wrong beard or something?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Oh...my mistake...I thought it was a girl with a beard. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:19, archived)
# *stooped over catching breath*
girl with beard you say? am i late?

(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 26 Aug 2011, 0:42, archived)
# Inspired by her new "safe house"?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:20, archived)
#
well, women with beards do often face horrific discrimination..
at least b3ta is a lovely safe forum :)
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:28, archived)
# ...
...whatever gave you that idea?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:35, archived)
#
all the funny pics & happy, friendly people & everyone being lovely to each other?


(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:42, archived)
# where did you get this picture of me
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:13, archived)
# Is it time yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# But it's dark outside!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Is that Clegg?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:53, archived)
# No, just some rabble called 'Dexter Sinister' in a FuckJacket.
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Of 2000AD fame?
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:57, archived)
# No i believe that was Sinister Dexter
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:59, archived)
# He made flea waxing popular in the 80's....and has fallen into the shadow of Towerblock enemas!
(I helped save b3ta! Evil_Ted is collecting wooden giblets, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] His eyes are evil.........
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:41, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# Confound it!
had to filename that bugger too!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:04, archived)
[challenge entry] I'll slip this one in here :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
# That's a nice action
Very similar to how I imagine Zumba classes to be.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:00, archived)
# *schwong*schwong*schwong*
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:15, archived)
# more like the meat spin
(MarkP0rter is an annoying faggot, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:51, archived)
[challenge entry]
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:23, archived)
# is that Clegg?
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# Someone do a Nick Clegg one now
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# we all gone thought the same thing dag nabbit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
#
think he looks a bit more like egg balls doing that pose..
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:07, archived)
# put nick clegg's face on the genie.
topical.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:25, archived)
# PASS THE CLEGGIE TO THE LEFT HAND SIDE...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:38, archived)
# Ok so I won't delete, I'll leave you with this instead :)

www.b3ta.com/board/10518838
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Is he doing a blue poo?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# He IS a blue poo.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
#
We'll find something new to do now.
Here is lots of new blue poo now.
New poo. Blue poo.
Pooey. Pooey.

Pooey Poo for chewy chewing!
That's what that Poo-Goose is doing.
Do you choose to chew poo, too, sir?
If, sir, you, sir, choose to chew, sir,
with the Poo-Goose, chew, sir.
Do, sir.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I like how the headline is about Clegg when he was on stage with another guy who took most of the paint.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:08, archived)
# Also, you're a couple of hours too late, look down the board.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:09, archived)
# Hahaha fucking hell
I haven't been around much today, I really should have looked at the board properly first.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Ashally it's a bit shit posting this
I'll probably delete. BRACE YOURSELVES!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# how dare you
do not hide your shame...after all great mindpiss thinks alike
*fucksocks...posted in wrong place
goes to the step of shame
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# *kicks claptonista down the steps of shame and he lands at the bottom with a satisfying crunch*
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# OooooooW !!
you bastard! that fuckin' hurt....
* sulks, and sulks hard

flounce approaching............
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:20, archived)
# just draw a completely different picture to amuse us and post it up in its place,
do it now, faster!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# Dammit I have to go out
I'm supposed to start getting supplies in for the weekend, we've got a hurricane on the way.
GUESS I'LL JUST REPOST SOMETHING
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:15, archived)
# do a picture now
go out when the hurricane is there, there'll be less crowds in the shops
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:17, archived)
# Happytoast's is COMPLETELY different.
It's facing the other way and has a pinker face.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Yeah but which is best?
ONLY ONE WAY TO FIND OUT....
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:13, archived)
# VOTE NOW
Which Nick Clegg Smurf is best?
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
# can we have a who fucking cares option?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:43, archived)
# I'm actually intrigued as to who is caring/weird enough to click the poll!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:45, archived)
# I clicked I don't really care why I did - polls they're so addictive
that's how Government elections should be held - online polls! Gotta fucking love clicking stuff for no good reason!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:48, archived)
# This poll is only for people who care.
It does not cater for the apathetic.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
Apathy poll - how does apathy affect b3ta
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:51, archived)
# There I go again click click click I need Therapy
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Bcpj-q0Snc
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ha! i've just voted for both! twice! what kind of democracy is this?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:52, archived)
# ^ someone needs to ani-gif them
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
# You have to be important for it to be news if you get paint on you.
For example, the other day I got paint all over myself and it wasn't in the news.
The amount of paint is irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# Shopped only please
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:10, archived)
# lol, are audi having a laugh?
b3ta.com/board/10518681
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/10518808
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# Oooh you cheeky cunt
you copied my idea before it I had it :(
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:12, archived)
# he's a crafty bugger
best watch out for his sort
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:16, archived)
# If you're going to delete
you'd better give a damn good flounce.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:21, archived)
# HOLY MOTHER!!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Just so anyone coming late to the party understands what's going on.
I posted a brilliant, witty, original image, only to find that HappyToast - if indeed that's even his real name - had travelled back in time and posted it before me. So I posted this other pic.
Anyway, I have to go out now, but if you do happen to look down the board while I'm away and see that HappyToast has gone back in time and stolen this one too, please gaz rob. It has to stop.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# What the fuck is the source for that one?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:29, archived)
# Nick Clegg
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# What the smurf!!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:28, archived)
# I prefer the second one.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:30, archived)
# mirror, mirror on the wall.....
who's the bestest of them all?
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:31, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:35, archived)
#
:D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Sorry E Dudya just felt like having a little tinker ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:42, archived)
# yay!
*glees*

EDIT *unglees*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:34, archived)
# why the unglee?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
# It's called 'docking'.
o/hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:14, archived)
# good god! what the hell?!?
*EATS*


.waitaminute... is this a fucking repost?

YOU KNOW BETTER THAN THAT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 23:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Not Pineapple anymore, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:34, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# good to see cameron making the most of his 24th holiday.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
[challenge entry]
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Some whopping barker eggs right there!
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:48, archived)
# that man got a chicken head!
i'm off to re-pack my suitcase
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I might do the same.
Went to see what /talk are up to and they're all talking about fucking cricket.
Boring cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Mind if i slip a pea?
(I helped save b3ta! Notorious P I G is deep undercover and reporting back on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 22:02, archived)
[challenge entry] ...
(rogermexico Ah, c'est moi! Je m'ai fait peur!, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:32, archived)
# cor - she's rart fit, that belle
Still not seen beauty and the beast. There are lots of 'classic' disney films ive never seen, including (shamefully) the lion king.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:39, archived)
# hercules is the best one
due to james woods playing the role of hades
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# that, i have seen
I rather enjoyed it, though that bird in it was a right bitch. Even when she eventually became 'good' at the end, i wanted her to die horribly. Lovely art style though.

Of all the 'classic' disney films i have seen, mulan is my fave, closely followed by lilo & stitch.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:41, archived)
# i've actually got mulan on dvd
the little mermaid was one of my favourites, partly because i used to look a hell of a lot like ursula!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:43, archived)
# Mines up
Thank god I was watching it in 3D so the kid from work didn't see me crying all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Haha
i was like that when i saw toy story 3 :-D
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:59, archived)
# still not seen that either
ariel is a lovely bit of character design, so i might track it down pretty much just to marvel at that.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:00, archived)
# Just looked at pocahontas on wikipedia.
Anyone else knew it starred Mel Gibson, Billy Connolly and Christian Bale?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# never watched it
mostly because it looked like utter shite
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:46, archived)
# dude! Blu ray, now!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:45, archived)
# i would, but i dont fully know if ill like it
I only buy films i know i will watch several times. Not just eye candy, but because they are good films. Although i really appreciate the character design and animation of most classic disney films, the actual stories can be a bit sappy and predictable for my liking.
Plus, disney films are always quite expensive.

Im probably more likely to get princess & the frog on BR. Wished you could get mulan, roger rabbit and lilo & stitch on BR.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:58, archived)
# I wasn't blown away by P&TF, it was good, and I was impressed with the death scene
but it didn't impress me as much as I'd hoped
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:47, archived)
[challenge entry] May I drop this here?
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:47, archived)
# haha this deserves a click
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Aaaaa
Thank yuu
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:07, archived)
# ^ NORKS!
OH... Hang on, that's her sholder, isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 21:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Mario's new Nemesis
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:18, archived)
# In the next frame Mario is wearing Mickey as a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
[challenge entry] Also
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# Instaclick.
That's Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:27, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Nyom!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# Hahaha
fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:42, archived)
# Hmmm Venison
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Sat 27 Aug 2011, 16:29, archived)
# Somehow it seemed like it would be NSFW
My mind had that rabbit doing things to that poor bambi ass
(Sean Connery made your mom damp, Mon 29 Aug 2011, 8:06, archived)
# is he garland green in disguise?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# dammit, i want to play mario 3 now!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:25, archived)
# You're
about two weeks late to loot a nintendo.
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:28, archived)
# i've got my gamecube
think i'll have a quick go of double dash
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# Oldskool
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:29, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:38, archived)
# that attack was called 'bottom bounce' in the instruction book
He must have an awfully painful anus after all those impacts
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:40, archived)
# It's coming nicely...
Sorry, I dropped this 'Along'



Click for stiffer (226 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:55, archived)
# :D
i draw an awful lot of crap!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 19:58, archived)
# Not as much as me...
(or so I have been told)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# is this one of them there where's wally type pics?
who are we looking for? is there a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:02, archived)
# The horse is the odd one out because it's not drawn very well.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:05, archived)
# my heart skipped a beat then
i thought it was another one of cockweasle's epic creations!

Nicely done. Not sure about the clipart donkey though...
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:07, archived)
# i can't even remember why i 'shopped that donkey
i think it was meant to be a shit version of a unicorn
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:08, archived)
# Is it wearing a gynaecologists headlamp?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# no, a car horn circa 1920
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# ^ This....
Ha ha ha - Beer in keybaord...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# I agree and still think 'Terry the Turd Fish' wins!
Smashy. Can you re-draw the donkey and I will edit the tank.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:10, archived)
# not tonight, i have lots to shave
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:11, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:12, archived)
# i'm not going on holiday all hairy
people will think there's seaweed in the jacuzzi
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)
#
mindbleach.org/
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Thu 25 Aug 2011, 20:14, archived)

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