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[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Puromycin is still licking windows, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:48, archived)
# Hahaha!
Industrial strength ahoy
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# And wets your wolf-whistle
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Hahaha! Lovely :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:47, archived)
# Fast forward 2 years..
(Peter_G, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# i was thinking about that the other day
eventually, SOME nut job will get in that big pool thing, and as far as i can see from the photos, there isnt a way out
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
#
apart from the massive hole in the middle, but that leads to the whitehouse secret tunnels.
(Peter_G, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:36, archived)
# that leads to the anti-muslim missile silos
in case things get hairy
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:41, archived)
# Anti-Muslim Missiles?
A scatter bomb full of pork and drawings of the prophet Mohamed?
(Peter_G, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:46, archived)
# Is it wrong to randomy burry pork?
fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# this needs more rofling
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:56, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:31, archived)
# *glub glub gargle gargle*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Waterboarding teabags?
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:06, archived)
# that`s a dam west of a tea bag
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:45, archived)
# I can't find my image of Batman holding a giant tea pot!
AAaaRRrrrGghHHHH!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:47, archived)
# HaHa!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 10 Sep 2011, 0:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Dita! Tea's up
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:10, archived)
# nice cup!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:18, archived)
# Hell yeah ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:23, archived)
# bastard!
thats kinda my idea im working on for the compo. Bloody work has conspired to make me late with finishing it though.

Just thought i'd say this so you dont think ive stolen your idea when i show the finished thing in a few days!
Its 75% done at the moment...

Very nice though - i do like a bit of deeter von teece
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:30, archived)
# steamy
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:33, archived)
# Has Dita done porn yet?
couldn't be arsed to google the freak
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:08, archived)
# ive seen her minge
only really on some of her fetishy / bondage pics though. I think that was before she made it vegas big.

Never seen a cock in her, and i dont really want to. She's too lovely to be defiled by a stranger's cock on camera!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:26, archived)
# She's too lovely to be defiled by a stranger's cock on camera!
She probably charges £50 extra for a DP session!
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:30, archived)
# I've seen a POV lapdance from her somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# she's too classy to give out poverty lapdances :-P
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:42, archived)
# She is indeed classy :) I know someone who looks just like her too.
But yeah, I totally saw it. It wasn't smutty or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:09, archived)
# is that where i got the pose from?
www.b3ta.com/board/10529095
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:44, archived)
# This is exactly how I take my tea!
(xaer0mancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:00, archived)
# no reason
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# make a wish
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:06, archived)
# ..........................
........

....

*fwaps
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# EWWW! NOT ON ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:08, archived)
# But my wish was about you...
(and Vinessa Feltz)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# really?
awww..
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# FUCKSOCKS!
It won't come true now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:23, archived)
# If it helps, I'm sure Vanessa is as upset about this as we are.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:25, archived)
# Raiders of the pygmy cameltoe?
You've got a strange mind, LS18
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:07, archived)
# :) sometimes I like to do things that make no sense
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Indy's looking to snatch...
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:20, archived)
# now there's a word I haven't heard in a while (snatch)
.. was used interchangeably with twat when I was a kid
(I helped save b3ta! LS18, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] perfect for when the overlords pop round
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# Skidoo 23
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# the things you learn!
bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Excellent
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# OHSHIT!
*covers cups in tinfoil*
Nicely!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# as it's nearly Xmas...
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:58, archived)
# Mm, it's got a peculiar taste, a bit like- *collapses*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# we got another one
BAG HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Polonium 210?
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Mm... tastes tangier.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:29, archived)
# prolapses if you are gay
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:32, archived)
# Or if someone's slipped poppers in to my tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 21:10, archived)
# illumintea
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:59, archived)
# That's what they want us to drink!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:00, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:01, archived)
# Catnippp's brew of choice!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:26, archived)
# hometime again
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# That's a bit Tellytubby?
Woo!

* anyone want anything while i'm at the bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# A pint of Untimely Death.
And one for yourself.
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:41, archived)
# i've got vodka, bacardi and peach schnapps
which i am now taking to my mate's house for a girly night piss-up.
'bye!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# photos or it is not true!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# nearly there!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# why do girls on facebook
always want to show us their tonsils? what's wrong with a nice coy smile and a flash of ankle?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:35, archived)
# ankles......
GMTRFH!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:38, archived)
# jedward syndrome
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:44, archived)
# O_0
ankles side boob
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:53, archived)
# it's better than the duckface pout
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:30, archived)
# He's wanking so hard he's stopped time!
That's one powerful wrist!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# No reason. I just like cows
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# the size of a cow
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# in other news...
where's the cunting newsletter?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:18, archived)
#
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue495/
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# in other, other news
ta
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# WONDERSTUFF
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# Can it be milked?
My one can...

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# ha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:17, archived)
# awwww
top shop! *clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# :D

(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Pub lols
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# oo!
nice!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# hahah! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I FUCKING LOVE THAT!
* CLICKS HARD

*robs
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:55, archived)
# This is a thing of wonder & loveliness.
you've been *clicked*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:14, archived)
# things like this are ace *click*
(I helped save b3ta! knockear - I socialise with x-ray eyes. Jam on it!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:20, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Can you even grasp it's methane emissions?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# You should see the Pats.
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:23, archived)
# methane is a gas, you can't grasp gas.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Still
can you imagine applying flame when it drops one, you would take out half of Europe
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:28, archived)
# half of europe, you say?
*googles livestock auctions*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
#
Stop being so defeatist.

Grasping gas is easy, you just need to run around chasing said gas and flap like a mong. In public.

It's better if you've got an official uniform with an official "Secial Gas Grasper Of The Year 2010" medal of course, because otherwise you'd look strange.
(Wilton Mitrowserz, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 20:58, archived)
# that's a lot of cow!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# it looks just like a a telefunken U87......
you'll love it!

(Nice cowage!)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# *googles*
whert?
(I helped save b3ta! NeeNoo, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# with leather!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:33, archived)
# that is one fucking huge cow
it's like a James Herriot wet dream
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:32, archived)
# WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER GRAVY BOAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
# Dont we all
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:48, archived)
# what a handsome cow!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:56, archived)
# *hands tissues*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:03, archived)
# * passes to Griffy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:21, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
#
A rival for the White Horse at Ebbsfleet

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_White_Horse_at_Ebbsfleet
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# Looks like they forgot to remove the price tag
(Ravenous Bugblatter Beast This content may not be working. Please try again., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:21, archived)
# this was for you cunts
[This is a normal post] hello
can some of you horrible cunts stop being horrible cunts for a minute and give me a touch of the advice, I'm trying to upload a gif what i made on gimp, but when I does, the self hosting job on here says "there was a problem uploading your image, as were not even sure it was an image", now, im not being funny, but fuck off... any ideas??
(I'm new! Ben Molesworth Ben "www.myspace.com/cheekeybeats" Molesworth, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:22, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this! Reply)
(Mortal Wombat - he's just an excitable boy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
fuck stitches, I didnt ask on here coz it wasnt a pic :( but I pissed myself at the nonce pic and nearly spat out your mums knickers...
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# are you twelve?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:41, archived)
# Have you tried using b3tards?
Can sometimes work if the inbuild one isn't playing ball.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:54, archived)
#
I did give it a go, but it just didn't play ball, i've looked and its 2.3mb which is well above what I thought it'd be... not to worry, Dot Cotton can keep her decency today i suppose :(
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:00, archived)
# That's way to big fella
try and optimise it aiming for about half a meg
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# The 2.3MB might be an issue for the hosting
and you'll get bumraped for posting something that big on /board as well.

As the FAQ says: "A good joke won't be spoiled by a slightly lower quality image.

If you really can't bear to make your image or animation smaller, a good idea would be to make a smaller version for posting on the board and you can link to the full glory of the huge version for those with a fast connection."

There's tutorials around for optimising animations. Make the height/width a bit smaller, reduce the colours, use the optimisers built into some software, add scanlines etc...
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:12, archived)
# agreed.
I've got the right idea for the next one now, and I appologise to everyone for my shear noobness, and the crazyness that it's caused!
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:29, archived)
# The L plate tells everyone you are new and not to be too cruel if you do something wrong
If you are stuck then ask a question on /board but don't put it in a new thread unless you also post a nice picture for everyone to look at :)
(I helped save b3ta! thistle, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:36, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha, fuckin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
(Harpo Marxism Do not swim when sick with diarrhea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:26, archived)
# OH
FUCK.

but that gets a like
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:47, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# A five-a-side footballer's dream date.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Li'l Boris
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
# are you sure you saved it as a gif and not a xcf file?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:32, archived)
#
deffinately a gif, it measures 400x400 pixels, but theres a lot of layers? could this be the issue?
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
b3ta.com/talk/7306875
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Bless you!
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:45, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# But...
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# How will they survive?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, archived)
# Ben posted it on Talk
Talk act like cunts.

He's the best noob we've had for ages, let's not turn on him as he's done nothing wrong here.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
# yeah, i realised that after i posted
but whilst there are many cunts on talk, not all of them are.
and tbh, his post over there was just asking for trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:46, archived)
# It was indeed
but he wasn't to know that and was trying to do the right thing by not posting it here.

It caused me to have a wee look at /Talk for the first time in ages and reminded me why I never bother.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# this guy ^ can shit in my kettle anytime
I made it with a million pixels and a million frames, so b3ta doesnt like it, its a shame coz it was Dot Cotton eating yeast from her minge... and she said her vag had fallen apart inside... I'll remember for next time and make it a fuck load smaller
(men boles Benea, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:49, archived)
# Keep talking... I'm almost there...
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:51, archived)
# Hhahaahahhaha
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:55, archived)
# if you're a good boy
you can ram the spout under your foreskin, too
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:02, archived)
# and i'm done
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:34, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# I don't understand what's going on here

oh wait, I see. It's people living up to expectations.

*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:40, archived)
# Fucksake MW.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
# I've clearly missed something
so I'd best say 'cunt' and move on

edit: I've worked it out. Sorry about that MW, he must have wandered off to /talk when no-one was looking. Thanks for returning him.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:03, archived)
# 5 years?
what a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# FISCHGABEL
FISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABELFISCHGABEL
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# What a lovely way to finish the day... Pub Tiem!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:07, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:24, archived)
# oof!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:50, archived)
# ^ What she said
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:05, archived)
# its always bloody doing it
just press back buttion and redo by clicking it 3 times. what I do when I'm having trouble. It plays up when the servers busy

in other news - managed to have a go at the hellboy head with real hair. Also 2 silver balloons make an ace figure hugging retro space suit for Wanda Lust



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:10, archived)
# show me the space suits!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:13, archived)
# you can just make out the Wanda prototype in
the background (got a bag of 20 silver balloons in the poundshop)- going to have a hunt around for some red and pink ones for teh stewardess uniforms ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:15, archived)
# i lurves me shiny latex on curvy ladies, so youve got me quite excited, even though they are models!
Have you got a blog detailing all your model making? Im fascinated by it all.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:19, archived)
# oh yes
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:21, archived)
# i edited my comment and you already replied
You got a blog or some other way i can see more of your sculpting stuff? Its well intresting, and i fancy a go some day.
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:22, archived)
# mostly hit and miss
but It's chugging along nicely these days

Art and model making blog
Deri Air site
NSFW****some great pics of women in figure hugging latex costumes ******NSFW

;)

If I was you I'd have a go at using silcone molds for your ace trixie model you'd save yourself a fortune
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:27, archived)
# bastard
luckily for you i already have vast resources of latex ladies at hand via the wonders of tumblr :-)

Good bloggage, you talented bastard

(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:30, archived)
# hahaha
thankyou sir, especially coming from such an outrageously talented twat as you
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:39, archived)
# we should collaborate and make lovely figures together sometime
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:43, archived)
# I think you'r light years ahead of me looking at the quality of your stuff
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:49, archived)
# but you have the real-world, non comput0r skillz!
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:51, archived)
# nah
I can only dream of getting that kind of professional quality in my work. If i could upgrade I would.

got some great 12inch Steampunk figures planned after I get Hellboy out the way. the bugger is learning to sew the clothes. but I think that plus the real hair will be the selling point for them

inspired by this
www.newbreen.com/celebritydolls.html (check out the Rosamary's Baby ones)

who can resist them :)
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:10, archived)
# oh, you fucker!
your work there is fucking awesome.
couldn't think of any worth superlatives, so you'll have to make do with profanity
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:46, archived)
# get in!
2-0 to me
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:47, archived)
# vengeance will be mine
one day, when you least expect it.

nicely done though, doffs hat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:52, archived)
# ha ha
never!
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:22, archived)
# RIS
(macroscian (1 like), Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:45, archived)
[challenge entry] Breakfast Tea
(Sparrow, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# now the breakfast element, I like
but green tea for breakfast? Are you mad, man/woman/undisclosed?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:42, archived)
[challenge entry] eeeee by eck i loves a cuppaT
(I helped save b3ta! s-drop take it to the bridge, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:18, archived)
# I fear you've been overshadowed by typical b3ta shennanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:58, archived)
# w



(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# Oh yeah, I get it
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:20, archived)
# Ah
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:23, archived)
# Yeah but
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Oh
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:24, archived)
# never go to an amusement park on drugs
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:29, archived)
#
Mugabe Mandalas
(spleenspleenspleen coffeeflavouredsugarcoatednicotine, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:04, archived)
# can you give us a clue, in that case?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:22, archived)
# !!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:27, archived)
# I like the way the houses turn into lovely pies
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 19:32, archived)
# you could have started three new threads if you'd separated them
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:06, archived)
# etc
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:16, archived)
# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:21, archived)
# I'm intrigued
Tell me more
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:14, archived)
[challenge entry] quick and horrifically shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:09, archived)
# Oi vay!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:15, archived)
# :D
shit! i've only got 2 hours to get reasdy for going out!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# ...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:17, archived)
# nice perforations
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:31, archived)
[challenge entry] The horror!
(I helped save b3ta! B.T., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:53, archived)
# water repellent tea bags?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:56, archived)
# hard water
(likeajackhammer, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:57, archived)
# you mean soft, right?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:01, archived)
# you're thinking of ice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
# ooof!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:03, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:57, archived)
# Yorkshire Tea learning martial arts and wielding guns?
What happened to just holding your belt in your hands all menacing, like?
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:49, archived)
# stick a ferrit in the bag along with some dodgy old cricket type codger
(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 22:55, archived)
# This was one of his throwaway miracles...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)
# excellent hatstand!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Hahaha
"Just like that!" LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, archived)
# howdeedoodat?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, archived)
# Yay!
Now do the spoon trick!
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:19, archived)
# hahaha
fantastic!

water, wine, wine, water
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:43, archived)
[challenge entry] The following is a message from the Straight-talking Brew Appreciators of Britain:


Click for bigger (137 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! RR I love you ... in a way, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# that's been left to stew for too long
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:52, archived)
# .,

(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:39, archived)
# i have a scone
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Nope
Just a headache! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Got Czech Neck.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:46, archived)
# No, I don't have cake.
And I'm failing to grasp exactly how this situation can be remedied.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, archived)

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