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# Sticking it to the man...
By giving money to Warner Brothers when you buy a V for Vendetta mask...
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:44, archived)
# Say what you like about the Warner Brothers
they did always give fair notice when anything bad was going to happen
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# print your own one then!
this is the internet, where shit is free!

mckack.tumblr.com/post/1414374398/guy-fawkes-papercraft-mask-download
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Alan Moore
Alan Moore and V-for Vendetta pre dates Warner Bros hatchet job

www.filmcritic.com/features/2009/03/alan-moore-movies/

'Moore said, "V for Vendetta...was a way for thwarted and impotent American liberals to feel that they were making some kind of statement about how pissed off they were with the current situation without really risking anything." '

I suspect he'd prefer you print your own mask out and not sling any cash to WB.
(xixax, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:59, archived)
# He Would
as he's disowned ALL of the movies that have been made from his books
(confused coyote is still searching for canned Road Runner since, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 1:57, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# What a horrible thing for me to laugh at.
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# This^
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Well it could have been Iranian Protestors as a Newtons Cradle
*Leave9/11alone.blog
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:11, archived)
# 911?
*flounce*
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:38, archived)
# I totally get this
(Bluntphilly trying to loose wait, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:58, archived)
# is that pip
?
(I helped save b3ta! Frumbert has no sig, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 9:42, archived)
# That's terrible
I mean they're really working that cat hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# Yeah they'll probably kill it when it can't work anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:24, archived)
#
kill hang
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:36, archived)
# Those inhuman bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# see? NEVER TRUST A CAT!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# As execution methods go, that doesn't look too bad
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:21, archived)
# \o/
'wants cat'
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:25, archived)
# do your own killing, lazy bugger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:28, archived)
# Maybe he wants to hang a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# he can try
they're slippery buggers
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Only if oiled regularly
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# you can't beat a well-oiled cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# cricket bat
(Wizzard Lizzard, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:37, archived)
# old-tin-can-and-a-frying-pan
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:43, archived)
# dogs FTW
(Wizzard Lizzard, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# I have the cats to kill for me...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# i can believe that
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# haha nice
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Haa Haaa Haaa!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# worlds strongest cat
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
# Mental
Without the footage I would never have believed it
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# it's the size of one's head that helps
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# This is a thing of nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Oh Jesus
And I'd just stopped wetting the bed
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# big heid and the weird floating red arm fiasco
(I helped save b3ta! Ham o' Shatner -.-- --- ..- .-. / .- .-.. .-.. / --. .- -.--, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# PHOTOSHOP DISASTER SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# Unless of course the plane is pushing the cat using a rope?
Just a thought.
(mr-lizard Hell's teeth man!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
# hahah
Perfect timings - Just long enough to think... eh ? What it doing ?
(I helped save b3ta! zacherynuk @echo off, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:35, archived)
# Ho
Lee
Crap
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# Oh the possibilities =) Great!
(macroscian (1 like), Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# Mioarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Pussy power!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# See below
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# heheh
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# never trust a cat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# He should be hanging people.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Sick day well spent

CF(slightly)B
WFHIT
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:14, archived)
# hahaha
needs more clothes peg on the nose
: D
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# Fuck,
Where were you this morning?

(as in, before I started painting, not just out of curiosity)
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# fucking excellent
i love your site / comic strips. Very funny and well drawn
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:27, archived)
# Ta!
Very much
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# That's fantastic :)
I think Pan's been a bit too active.

(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# Hah!
The CDC makes it.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:35, archived)
# :)
It's about the limit of my abilities. Wish I could draw more like you can...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:37, archived)
# HE COMES
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:48, archived)
# He certainly did at some point
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# ah haa, wow!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Haha, fuckin hell!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Have you guys not seen it before?
I've reposted it like a whore since I first posted it a year or two back.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# TEH LIES!!!
The LIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESliesLIestHeLIeSLIESlies...
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:46, archived)
# THE LIES
THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES THE LIES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# HOLD YER HORSES
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# omg
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:54, archived)
# I fucking love these
(Roxon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:48, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# May I ask you if you hand draw and colour
or do you use a Graphics Tablet if the latter do you have any tips of getting nice lines like yours?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# This one is hand drawn, inked and watercoloured
I never got the knack of drawing with my (admittedly cheap, shitty) tablet, I always get a scroteload of tremble in my lines. I use an ultrafineliner and build up the lines more as I go along.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:38, archived)
# I know what you mean getting the lines just right is a talent on it's own.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# I am stealing the phrase 'scroteload of tremble' and passing it off as my own in future conversations.
So sorry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# I'd be interested to hear the context where that comes up.
Keep me posted.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:08, archived)
# I'm hungover a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# who needs context, just use it arbitrarily, with gusto!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# Good advice under any circumstances
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# this is what I specialise in
that and escaping quickly before people understand the consequences!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# after you have finished your line art
pop it into illustrator, run a quick 'live trace' and it's all good :)
otherwise you have to do it all by hand with specific custom brushes and hand draw over your sketches with the pen tool.



View big to see the before and after (238 kb)


(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# Some people actually have ability
and enjoy using it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:54, archived)
# smug bloody perverts, they can keep that nonsense to themselves ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:35, archived)
# Have you seen the remake with Fern Britton?
(R. Jimlad twitter.com/sirmarkymark, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GH
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:56, archived)
# Pfft
You even got the shadow. Lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:59, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:01, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
# Nicely drawn:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:03, archived)
# Should use femfresh
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:49, archived)
# haha nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Hahahah.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# Haha
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# Apologies, couldn't resist when I saw it
Mod edit: NSFW
(Johnny Bubbles, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:29, archived)
# I'd say NSFW, NSFA and are Umbro having a laugh?
this is all cock and balls!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:30, archived)
# I think you found this and it should go back to whence it came!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:33, archived)
# Found it on Amazon this morning
(Johnny Bubbles, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# Not them again?
I remember they did an alarm clock like that. When a link to it in Argos got posted all their servers got borked that morning.

Still, pick grossly NSFW even for b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# It is an alarm
most likely the same one then
(Johnny Bubbles, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
#
WTF
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Shall I just park this pea here then? I've had a few drinks and it feels right.

(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:23, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# x__x
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 23:59, archived)
# a small tribute to a duelling partner
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# Gone but not forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Very nice indeed sir.
I've been a tad busy and I only just found out what had happened. Very sad :(
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# would have been best placed in the FP thread
oh well
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Why not post it in both?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# good thinking
i shall
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:51, archived)
# Lovely - the ethereal glow around the guitar and hat is a nice touch.
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# Nicely
I put my little tribute on /links
www.b3ta.com/links/693067
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# nicely dundid Sir
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# Nicely
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# Very sad news.
Kudos to the man for making it off this mortal coil without a single /talk post though.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# Yay for Valin
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# Nicely done indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
# :' )
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:47, archived)
# Very nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# u__u
i'm still sad about it
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Sun 16 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Messing about with faces...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# WOO! child hood mammaries!


Click for bigger (144 kb)

Mammaries... Memories... TITS!
ha ha harumph
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Must be my imagination... thought one of them moved
Seriously had to filename to see if it was a gif!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# I miss spelled it too!
*blush*

I should have made their eyes blink!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:13, archived)
# they only move when you aren't watching
when you aren't watching...

that's when they get you
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# They've been a bad lot since they were babies
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# ARGH!
You broke my brain!
It won't stop saying "to me, to you"
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# lovethisone:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:00, archived)
# oh my god
i'd totally watch this!
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:31, archived)
# Shame it only exists in my head
Just like a lot of things
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:48, archived)
# :D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:16, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# hahaha
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# Oh, that's a bit good, that is!
(I helped save b3ta! R.Soul hmmm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:54, archived)
[challenge entry] Do they have an Ikea in Hull?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Hahaha:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:59, archived)
# Pffffft
At least there aren't any panels or screws left over.
(I helped save b3ta! Trogdos The Raging Cuntmuffin, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:02, archived)
# Ha ha ha... You loon!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# Fab!
clickin' it
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:04, archived)
# :D!

(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# :D
clash of the titans on channel 5
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:24, archived)
# Yeah just watching it far more entertaining than the new version.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:33, archived)
# new version is fuck...
shit
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Oh come on Herman you're slacking
all those cdc possibilities in this gif and all wasted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# it will take me to much time. you do it your good at that;D
working 5am to 5pm over time 4 xmas:D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I can empathise with that but 12 hours shift sheesh
that's too much work for anyone you'll be so knackered.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# My friend Sophy's dad was Frank the Monster in Hellraiser.
TRUFAX
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# ha ha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# hahaha excellent! we're gonna need a bigger FP
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:11, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha
stoopid demi-god!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:39, archived)
# Sluts not included?
Awwww man
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:46, archived)
# Well there was that Mary Magdalene
but her reputation may not be all that it was reported to be.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:19, archived)
# It IS a miracle.
How else did he get that last nail in?

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# God nails in mysterious ways
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:00, archived)
# (C) 1982 The Young Ones
(egg1, Fri 21 Oct 2011, 16:44, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Mon 17 Oct 2011, 10:00, archived)
# Ding Dong!
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# *Checks news*
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# not long now
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# Nah, she's immortal.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# Woo...
* Or should I say Wooooooooooooooooo...

Also:
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:06, archived)
# Any time now...
(I helped save b3ta! w00tAlohrs Où peux-je cacher ces noix de coco?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:03, archived)
# Damn!
You had my hopes up for a minute there...
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
[challenge entry] "Have you done any miracles, paid or unpaid, in the last two weeks?"
(Heurrgh The 'I don't do sigs' guy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# They're all down there.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# :)
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# Illinois top attorney on the dole?
Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:40, archived)
# Brandow FTW.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:17, archived)
# We need a little more Brandow round here...
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 21:16, archived)
# I FUCKING HATE JOBS
(I helped save b3ta! Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 18:31, archived)
# why do they call it the job centre 'plus'?
plus what?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# It's not 'Plus', it's P.L.U.S - Please Line Up to Sign-on
(Heurrgh The 'I don't do sigs' guy, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:19, archived)
# Please Leave, Underclass Scum
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:02, archived)
# handjobs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:47, archived)
# Shall we dance?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# * Waits for it to animate
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:26, archived)
# Pfft, wish I was that good!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# U can dance if U want 2
All the critics love U in New York

Prince, the original txt spkr
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:54, archived)
#
txt spkr wanking dwarf.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:01, archived)
#
Did you mean "litigious wanking dwarf?"
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:07, archived)
# Dear Mr Prince,
I'm very sorry, please don't sue me,
Love,
Lord Kronos.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:16, archived)
# Yay umbrellas :D
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:05, archived)
[challenge entry] What would Brian do?
(ElGuido, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:04, archived)
# wut?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:41, archived)
# no posts for over an hour and a half


Took this last night in a tunnel
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:49, archived)
# reminds me, i must play in the tunnels with my angle grinders
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# it's always good for a laugh
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Amber rain
Some stay dry while others feel the pain
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Don't you mean ...
... Amber Rayne?

(NSFW Google Search ...)
(I helped save b3ta! MeatB3ta ... I was just cleaning it when it went off ..., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:03, archived)
# Um... no
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:10, archived)
# O_o why was I not aware of her
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:18, archived)
# Perhaps you should just try posting random collections of words
and sooner or later a keen-eyed b3tan will identify one of them as a porn star you've never heard of
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 16:34, archived)
# Do you know how much it costs for the Council to come and clean up
your painting with light graffiti? You light vandal!

;) very nice.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# WTF happen to Saterday night?
I was planning to get pissed bit did I get THAT pissed?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:28, archived)
# wow very good, what's creating that orangey stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:32, archived)
# He's down a fanta mine.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# burning metals on a rope
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:37, archived)
# is it someone flinging them around? like that poy thing?
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# yeah it was set the timer and run over
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:49, archived)
# oh it's you in the pic? it's really very cool
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:50, archived)
# ty Mr Sock
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:51, archived)
# Is it sunday?
Nice
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:34, archived)
# Nice effect.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
[challenge entry] Matthew 14:22-33... And lo as Jesus walked on the water Cthulu rose up to cunt him in the fuck


An epic battle ensued for 23 episodes until Jesus unleashed a spirit bomb
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:13, archived)
# he's loving the tentacle
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Don't we all love tentacle rape porn?
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:17, archived)
# no, of course not!
*looks shifty*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:19, archived)
# *awaits crazy Japanese lady
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# she's probably busy writing her diary in a mixtrure of her own blood and tears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# and poo, I suspect.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:24, archived)
# most likely
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:27, archived)
# You have to say her name 5 times whilst looking in a mirror for her to appear
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:23, archived)
# I wont be trying that then
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# I don't think I'll be trying that.
Not after that nasty incident with Tony Todd.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:32, archived)
# had to explain to my mum yesterday
that Candyman wasn't in It.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:36, archived)
# Hatchet II was shite
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:38, archived)
# you want to talk about shite films?
eat and run. one of the biggest steamers ever made.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:41, archived)
# never even heard of it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:50, archived)
# i'm not surprised
i got it from poundland. the boneyard, on the other hand, is absolutely fucking BRILLIANT.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# Gene generation is horrific
but does have a naked Bai Ling so swings and round-abouts I guess
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:55, archived)
# *googles*
that looks really shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# bloody hell, is that the time?
i should have been at mum's house an hour ago!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:06, archived)
# Walking hemorrhoid is where it's at now p.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:26, archived)
# XD Office lols
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# walking arse eggs?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:28, archived)
# I hate it when I get those.
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:52, archived)
# They're alright so long as they don't try and crawl back in
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:52, archived)
# Obligatory post in celebration (thanks guys)

de-ris
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
# i take it you got your package then?
oh, and have a click.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:52, archived)
# Still having trouble with getting it to work on the laptop but it works fine on the PC
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# well, that's something
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# Got it working on the laptop now after uninstalling the Bamboo's driver and software \o/
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# that looks like quite a sexy graphics tablet...
and a nice Macbeth knob-gag to christen it with. :)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:53, archived)
# Out, damn'd jizzum spot! out, I say!—One; two: why, then 'tis time to do't.—
Hull is murky.—Fie, my lord, fie, a soldier, and
afeard? What need we teh fear who knows it, when none can call our
pow'r to accompt?—Yet who would have thought the old man to
have had so much jizzum in him?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# Does it not do colour then?

* Needs more magenta
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:57, archived)
# Don't complicate things like changing the colour! :D
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# they got a deal on a tablet that only does monochrome
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:01, archived)
# I'm just checking online how to change the ink cartridge on the graphics tablet ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# Much better!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# Everything seems to be in order here
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:30, archived)
# Shall I compare thee to a cock?
Thou art more lovely and crude
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:10, archived)
# are you talking about me again?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Not talking, just dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:57, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:05, archived)
# How do you plan to use....
"The ring of opportunity" that the website proclaims?

(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# Mostly for zooming in and out of the document and quick resizing of the brush
it works really well you can use the 4 presets or configure your own. There is another 6 configurable buttons too as soon as I get the hang of it I'm sure I'll settle on a good combination.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:58, archived)
# "... its glans pointing at my hand?"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:56, archived)
# Woo...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# Bum gag



* Ass shown may differ from my ass
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:43, archived)
# it looks like it's finna bust
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:47, archived)
# PARP!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:48, archived)
# check out that anal twitch!
she's holding in a food baby there!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:50, archived)
#
not just a food baby, an M&S food baby
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:09, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:12, archived)
# Rev. Spooner would approve!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:51, archived)
# I don't know - wasn't he quite sensitive about his condition?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:11, archived)
# hehehe
i cant stop watching both sides and imagining a jibbering, squeaky sound coming from both myleene and my clean
(I helped save b3ta! taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:59, archived)
# wobbly arse thread :)

(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:07, archived)
# *bolk
Bolk wank
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:14, archived)
# Gawd bless yer
that's the motion I wanted. Where can I learn such arse wobble skills ?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:20, archived)
# eat lots of cakes
and start to shake
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:21, archived)
# eat lots of Royal Jelly?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 13:54, archived)
# "I just press this button in my nose and my hands move twice as quickly"
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 14:15, archived)
#
I thought she was shoving some Class A drugs up there
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a miracle! Her bottom is cured & her website is saved!
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:00, archived)
# hahahaha
class. If this doesn't win, I'll eat my first born *click
could he also feed the five thousand old men with some lemons?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:03, archived)
# or two-thousand girls with one cup?
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Finding a coin in Goatse's hole?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:12, archived)
# isnt it ironic, dontcha think
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:14, archived)
# like ten thousand loaves, when all you need is a fish
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:16, archived)
# what?!?
Jesus fucked up our order again?
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:18, archived)
# i told him
i said, "jesus, listen mate. it doesn't matter if you're the son of god, if you don't write the orders down, table 3 is gonna get cheesy breadsticks when they asked for sun-dried tomato ciabatta, and who's gonna get it in the neck then, eh? i'm not covering for you again, holy boy, not this fucking time!"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# bloody hippie can't hold on to a job
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:27, archived)
# he lasted all of 5 minutes in carphone warehouse
had a shouting match with the manager over the hands-free kit, claimed it was a miracle and those are his department.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:34, archived)
# better than when he worked at booze buster
flogging off his magically transformed tapwater under the counter to line his own pockets. almost put the place out of business!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:37, archived)
# I'd expect a free bag of prawn crackers, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:22, archived)
# He only got the job
because his old man runs the joint.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:31, archived)
# arf!
unfortunately, the sight of that thong is giving me nasty visions of a split stream :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# hahaha!
Now she can finally finish her book in peace without all that unsightly mess.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:29, archived)
[challenge entry] He sometimes does this backwards and imagines he's out with his dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Flash_Bastard, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:23, archived)
# he may be jesus
but even he can't make a wet dog smell nice
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Oh thanks!
Now i'm thinking about that episode of Futurama where Fry tries to clone his dog....

excuse me whilst I go off for a little cry.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
# it's luck of the fryrish that does it to me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# haha - you'd think he'd use his jesus-powers
to let his doggy walk on the waves, too.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:44, archived)
# pfffft
bloody insensitive hippie
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Aww, but the doggie survived
I was worried for a second
(TheWonderfulWombat It came to me in a dream., Sat 15 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
[challenge entry] may or may not be true
3000pixel right scroll -----+



(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:53, archived)
# Hahaha
WHat fort is that?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:59, archived)
# chicken basket font
very retro

EDIT: scrap that it's 'cherry cream soda' font
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:02, archived)
# Clay, making blasphemy fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:00, archived)
# mornin woman
I take it you back from the Royal now and everything is peachy?
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:05, archived)
# not really, no
they sent me home because the surgeon was ill. they waited until i'd had all my pre-op checks done first, of course, just to waste a bit more of my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:07, archived)
# must be a bugger havin to wait
but they have top class surgeons there
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:10, archived)
# it is a bugger, but i'm sure i'll cope
it's not even the royal, it's fazakerly. i'm more bothered about the state of my neck this morning :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:19, archived)
# Woo!
Have a click sir...

And have this, it's no where near good enough for it's own thread let alone moving this master piece!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:12, archived)
# haha class
very nice. But I wouldn't worry about posting new threads, saturday's always seem to move slow anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:14, archived)
# Yeah, Weekends have been stupendusly slow the last month or so...
I've just posted a new pic for hull \/ down there!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:28, archived)
#
Oi! *clicks*
(fujiflid, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:24, archived)
# Sshhhh
Every time anyone says, "Space ghosts," Jesus collects the royalty.

ah, pants!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:31, archived)
# haha - very good.
There's a theory that the Book of Revelation was written under the influence of hallucinogenic incense, hence its extreme oddness.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:37, archived)
# pffft
and not such an odd ball theory. John Allegro wrote a book about it (one of the team put together to investigate the dead sea scrolls. needless to say they didn't like what he found out..allegedly ;)). Think there's still a free PDF version knocking around somewhere

edit: www.4shared.com/document/G0K0mzKp/Allegro_John_-_The_Sacred_Mush.html
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:43, archived)
# downloaderising now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:47, archived)
# That's the fella!
While I like the thought of the first Christians being off their heads all the time on fly agaric and marijuana, I think his work was deemed to be less academically rigorous than it could have been, shall we say.
I bet there's more than a grain of truth in it, though...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:48, archived)
# ;)
the Sgt Pepper album and the Bible, probably both created under the influence of strong hallucinogens, I know which one I prefer
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:51, archived)
# *worships at the church of St John and St Paul*
:)
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# they must have been on something to come up with that shit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:53, archived)
# they were just 'drunk in the spirit of the lord'
yeah, right...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:55, archived)
# the spirit of the lord is 40% ABV
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:58, archived)
# arghhh, words!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:11, archived)
# funny because it's true
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:45, archived)
# Hahaha, more epic excellence!
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:07, archived)
# The closest I got to God was seeing glowing loaves of Wonderbread on Peyote.
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# What you don't want on Bonfire Night
(barst Rdli Hakkis 4eva in r hartz, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:26, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:32, archived)
# Hull please!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# Bah! It's a tradition in Yorkshire lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:33, archived)
# SO's heart disease:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:56, archived)
# i like parkin
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:35, archived)
# ^ that what she said
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:40, archived)
# wish i had some now
this hangover needs food :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 10:46, archived)
# heh
I just want some to distract me from all the chocolate in the cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:26, archived)
# damn you and your chocolate cupboard!
i may have to open the trick-or-treat sweets i think
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:33, archived)
# Yes, damn my chocolate cupboard! I didn't even put the choccy in there.
And now it's sitting, waiting, plotting. It knows I want it. It knows I can't resist. It knows.... oh, shit nyom nyom NYOM sfhjsgdjfhgesrfssaadabcGFDFSHGFDV
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:39, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:54, archived)
# *gives a Yorkshire thumbs-up*
lovely stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 11:56, archived)
# the Yorkshire Thumbs-up: the only one to involve 3 thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:02, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Sat 15 Oct 2011, 12:24, archived)

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