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[challenge entry] duff duff duffduff dudududff

(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:49, archived)
# mmm beer
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# No thanks! Oh.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Cider and this biatch is you-arse!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:51, archived)
# or do you mean
Bellenders
?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy_Control can't be held responsible for his actions., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 7:19, archived)
[challenge entry] Definitely had some fun doing this. :)


Click for Fucking Massive
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Yay, spotted the Quo

nicely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# *waits for someone to spot a certain old windbag*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# i think he want us to really look at it
and comment and stuff
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:19, archived)
# Fuck it

I've finished my whisky and I am going to read a nice book in bed now. Night night.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# Haha :) nighty night!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:21, archived)
# ok i've really looked
is the topless fat bird intentional? just to the left of the quo.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:25, archived)
# Hahaha! I didn't notice that.
Look a bit more central to the crowd, left of Markp0rter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# spotted that but female displaying jubblies trumps any meme any day
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:31, archived)
# In New York of all places. I saw none of this when I went!
Then again it was Winter...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:35, archived)
[challenge entry] I like the gayshift poster.
Not sure I understand this challenge, but here's the theatre:
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# *renders*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:23, archived)
# Oooooh, Detroit OwO
Speaking of dilapidated cities, I found out about this one today.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashima_Island
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:24, archived)
# That would make a great paintball arena.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:26, archived)
# Reminds me of that one map on COD4.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:29, archived)
# Fucking stunning.
But enough about teh Quo's 1986 smash hit "Marguerita Time", I like the picture too.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:36, archived)
# it looks like aliens might come out of the god damn walls man
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Yayy! Splendid stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# Pre-net...

(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:46, archived)
# Their geography teacher should be sacked
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 9:38, archived)
# I've always thought this was fab
and will give it its customary click
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 12:46, archived)
# you gayshift seems to start early
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:01, archived)
# get 'em while they're young
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:27, archived)
# Fuck that is big :)
Love the leaning man! Does he have a name?


(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:18, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 1:19, archived)
# Indeed he does.
It's Markp0rter.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
[challenge entry] Another busy day in the meme factory
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# look at them people
this is what pays for your cheap coffee*


*can anyone explain this to me - coffee in the supermarket. harvested, roasted and ground beans in a paper/plastic package - 3 quidish. cofffee - harvested, roasted and ground beans further processed into shit tasting instant and sold in a glass jar - 49p

wtf?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Instant coffee disguises the fact that it's actually 60% recycled used toilet paper and dried hamsters

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:13, archived)
# hamsters! that's it! i knew i recognised the flavour from somewhere!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Hamsters used as toilet paper
Waste not, want not
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:46, archived)
# Presumably with instant coffee
they add filler, save on space and can hold it for longer.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:15, archived)
# bastards
ain't capitalism great?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:17, archived)
# Because it is seen as 'classy'
and people pay for that. On a similar theme this is why 'fair trade' goods cost so much more. The farmer might get 100% more for the goods, which is great. But the distributer gets 200% more for doing the same job as with slave labour goods. I have no facts to back this up but if it isn't true then I have learned nothing in 40 years.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:30, archived)
# i get what you're saying (man)
surely 'we' as consumers can change this?

*remembers that lots of people like football and the x factor. dies a little inside*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:34, archived)
# You could set up a tent in a city square.
I understand this is the way to change how the whole world works.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# well, at least the rent's cheaper
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:41, archived)
# Fairtrade in coffee is bad
It actually commodifies the product and drives the longevity of the farm (and therefore the farmers livelihood)down. Look for things like cup of excellence instead though this too has had issues this year with the crop being so valuable now it has jeopardised families lives and kidnappings have increased in Guatemala as a direct result. Nothing is perfect but it pays to know more about what you are buying and how you are buying it. Weirdly, looks like starbucks had one of the better policies in this regard with their 10 year agreement..
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Both have issues..
You are buying a commodity, and coffee prices this year have doubled, but regardless - instant coffee has things like chaff returned to it (it is removed in roasting)and is often very lightly roasted. This drives off less liquid which, as a commodity sold by weight means more value. Green coffee used by nescafe's latest blend is a hilarious example of clever marketing and an uneducated consumer.
If you look at the big companies, they will plant and use high yield robusta plants too, with a much lower trade price, generally traded through Switzerland to avoid the tax.
There is more finery to this ut I'm too drunk to explain. Go buy proper coffee, instant is shit. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:39, archived)
# If you are drunk
How the hell do you cope with making real coffee in the morning? It's all I can do to remember to add water using instant!

Edit sometimes I even remember to boil the water first.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:43, archived)
# Ha,
In Lisbon last week I was destroyed and had to serve a few hundred delegates on three hours sleep; habit and coffee on tap get me through. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:45, archived)
# I so need coffee in the mornings
I have developed a new trick. When i get into work and 5 people are lining up with problems for me to deal with, I just say quietly: 'I haven't had a coffee yet'. It isn't true, but they leave me alone for an hour or so.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:53, archived)
# Takes about an hour if we're all in the office
to get us to stop making coffee. You should hire us, we do the Saatchi Gallery sometimes so should fit in with yours and I make great coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# Hired!
Just to get decent coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:56, archived)
# Good choice.
Our new blend is awesome at the moment too.
On that note, must hit the sack. Night!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:03, archived)
# Bed for me too
I'll see you in dawn's rosy light, assuming that is somewhere around midday.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:06, archived)
# i like this. tis true.
it's like saying, forgive me, but i am i cunt, without anyone thinking any less of you and completely understanding.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:00, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha ha
Nicely put!
(I helped save b3ta! Jimbuktu See? Right here, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:01, archived)
# Bingo.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:02, archived)
# there is no other coffee
it's a ritual, regardless of head state
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:52, archived)
# i can not drink instant
i have tried. this whole scenario depresses me
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:48, archived)
# I think instant is the equivilent of Methadone.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:55, archived)
# yeah, guess i'd drink it if i had to
but given the choice i'd sooner have the smack. haven't they just noticed that meth is far more dangerous and expensive anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:08, archived)
# 'they' being 'them' of chemtrail fame, obviously
that and the fact that afghanistan has just changed hands
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 0:17, archived)
# That moon looks like it will roll off the converyor belt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:16, archived)
# All together now...
"That's no moon."
(I helped save b3ta! Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:22, archived)
# well, not now that it's shattered into a thousand pieces on the factory floor.
don't feel bad - they'd fukt up the air con anyway
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:28, archived)
[challenge entry] the films in the cinemas would be amazing

probably the most self indulgent b3ta compo ever - loving it!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Haha

That IS a rather large fuck.

What's happening here then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:00, archived)
# haha
here's the fullsize poster
www.haku.co.uk/b3ta/50FootFuck.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Cor
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Now I have no excuse not to have this on my wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:20, archived)
# ahhh
I loved that wandbagon

but it made some people ANGRY
ANGRY
ANGRGNRAGNRNY
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:04, archived)
# indeedy
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:08, archived)
# I don't think there's ever a bandwagon that doesn't make some people angry in the end

I really enjoyed this one
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:12, archived)
[challenge entry] attack ot the 50ft compo entry:
(polished turd 404 pixels wide, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:07, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# gervais is an unfunny cunt and always has been
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# I 93% disagree with you
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# i really can't stand him
he's in the same league as peter kay, IMHO
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:14, archived)
# Peter Kay stand up is out-dated
I think his character acting though is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:18, archived)
# i have a bit of a problem
with people acting like people i wouldn't piss on if they were on fire. if i'd have nothing to do with them, why would i find someone acting like them funny?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Not a fan of Mike Leigh's work then?
I love stuff that's uncomforable to watch.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:34, archived)
# agreed, on both accounts
although, "An Idiot Abroad" has had me in stitches
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:58, archived)
# He was okay back in the mid 90s on the radio, but haven't liked him since
Although some of Extras was tolerable
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# i can't bear to listen to him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# He draws an uneasy line between smug and bitter
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# he draws a fine line between cunt and fuckwit
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
# he's a cuntwit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:23, archived)
# hahaha!
fuck it, i'm off to get drunk and watch moonraker.
g'night all, thanks for the advice!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# G'night
(De-RIS on H.O.'s buffallo semen pic was well worth the wait btw)
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# yeah! the 'early stuff' was great
but they're shit now. what band are we talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Personality Horse.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:24, archived)
# that's the one
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
# Their first album's not as good as their first album.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:27, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Their demos weren't as good as they stuff they did before they learned to play
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# yeah! their conception was ace!
you had to be there, man
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Yeah,
I liked them before they actually met each other and formed a band.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:33, archived)
# did you ever hear that twinkle in their fathers eye?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I found that stage terribly derivitive.
(I helped save b3ta! 4Q just lurking, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:46, archived)
# I thought he was good in The Office,
but then I found out he wasn't even acting.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Very much this ^
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Totally this
His stand up material is quite good, but his delivery is awful.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:20, archived)
# couchlol.
Gervais is like marmite. You either hate him or you're wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# sadtimes for us mongs
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
# b3ta city planners
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Vimod's holding a book on colour matching algorithms

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:57, archived)
# Do you know Vincent Tabak?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# Can't say that I do

Friend of yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# His only friends now are in the shower block
he's Britain's least favourite Dutchy, currently

essentially, your polar opposite
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Can't be as bad as Joran van der Sloot

Pfft and I thought I was in second place
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# of course
I'd forgotten about Bart Veldkamp. 1990 - what a year for speed skating!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Bwahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:30, archived)
# Freebase will never learn.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# sure it's not the list of B& colours?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:49, archived)
# they've got a lot to answer for
b3ta.com/board/10585072
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:58, archived)
[challenge entry] fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:02, archived)
# I never tire of pics of her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# ^ What she said.

* I can't believe you called Freebase a girl...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Mmmmmmm...drop!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:07, archived)
# fancy a paddle in the Pond?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# I might dip my toe in...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:12, archived)
# from the look of her, you'd get the whole foot in
and still have room for the flipper
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:15, archived)
# Is this a candidate
for the Vix "Up The Arse" award, too?
(rogerzilla, Sat 29 Oct 2011, 7:24, archived)
# Don't forget to compo it!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:16, archived)
# uh...nah....it is of low quality
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Fuck it
compo it :)
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# NEVER!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
http://www.b3ta.com/board/10586511
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# see?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:46, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# you need help.*
*not really - these are ace!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# awww! bless!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:31, archived)
# HE COMES

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:09, archived)
# ha!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i made this...


then kinda regretted it?!
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# i would, too
who's going to believe that, a policeman smiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:33, archived)
#
there's no proof he was pushed
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# well, of course not
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# What os you on smash?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# no idea, tbh
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
# Windows... xp?
Vista? 7?
Windows 2000?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:53, archived)
# ah, right
windows xp. i like my computer, but i really know fuck all about them.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Try this it'll take you 45 seconds and will solve all your problems.
Steps to turn off System Restore

Click Start, right-click My Computer, and then click Properties.
In the System Properties dialog box, click the System Restore tab.
Click to select the Turn off System Restore check box. Or, click to select the Turn off System Restore on all drives check box.
Click OK.
When you receive the following message, click Yes to confirm that you want to turn off System Restore:
You have chosen to turn off System Restore. If you continue, all existing restore points will be deleted, and you will not be able to track or undo changes to your computer.

Do you want to turn off System Restore?
After a few moments, the System Properties dialog box closes.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:56, archived)
# i'm going to have to write that down, i'll never remember it all
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# Or... er... keep your browser open as you do it?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# they're already turned off
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:01, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# i've worked out what's wrong with it
it's my computer, so it's learned from me how to be stubborn and bloody-minded.
either that, or it's fucked.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:13, archived)
# I'd ask you to search for all files over 100meg, but that sort of involves more effort than the few clicks the last one did.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:19, archived)
# let's face it, i need a new computer
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:22, archived)
#
click "my computer"
click "controll panel"
click "add or remove programs"

after a minute it will list all the programs installed and their size
...see if any overly huge or not required
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:25, archived)
# done that, didn't work
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:29, archived)
#
click "my computer"
hover cursor over symbol for "partition 1" (usually C)
should say "total size" and "free space"....tell us what they say
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:35, archived)
# *and smash monkey was never heard from ever again*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:04, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:08, archived)
# pfffft probably '95
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# Don't be silly, they were still using abacus' back in '95
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:00, archived)
# i didn't have a computer
and could never have afforded one, so i was just happy to get my hands on one finally. it had the shit ragged out of it for many years in my mate's office before it got passed on to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:03, archived)
# load error
replace cassette and play again
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:21, archived)
[challenge entry] :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:02, archived)
# Hahaha

I love the cancelled one to Newscastle there
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:03, archived)
# finally!
no bloody replacement bus service!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# YAY! Hull.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# n00bs shouldn't be scared
it spoils the fun
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:19, archived)
# Ha, I'd not seen that.
the other end of the line. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:20, archived)
# *orders book*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:27, archived)
# Can you get a return ticket or is it one way?
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:14, archived)
# good question
could they send you back from Hull for being too nice?
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# *rushes hurriedly after small bandwagon*


(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# he only got knighted because he bought her those earmuffs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:11, archived)
# Pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Disobey
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# how much are warner brothers charging you to use that image?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# £39.99 for the halloween costume.
But i pirated the movie so they only get pennies from me. I did buy the graphic novel though so the money's going to those that deserve it.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# why is someone swinging a pendulum over that fat, bowlegged sheep whilst he's trying to eat a croissant?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# ha!
it's an old hag not a young beautiful woman! or is it a frog? vase! no! faces! gah!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:42, archived)
# you want the hag, don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# frog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:49, archived)
# eeewww
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:51, archived)
# they only look slimey
they don't actually feel like that
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# still wouldn't
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:55, archived)
# *sigh*
it's hard being green...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=51BQfPeSK8k

*edit* @smash - i forgot about your non-youtubiness. download and run: www.piriform.com/speccy and pm gaz me the results and we may be able to sort something out. warning - this may involve slight geekiness, but not much, honest.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:57, archived)
# no youtube
but i suspect kermitage
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:00, archived)
# your suspicions are entirely justified
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:10, archived)
# bugger
just tried and immediately got the "not enough disk space" bolocks i always get :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:13, archived)
# download and use:
www.piriform.com/ccleaner

it's not entirely bollox. it's telling you that your main hard drive is nearly full which will cause your os to get cranky. you generally want 10% of your hard drive free for your os to tick along happily. delete some shit or let ccleaner do it for you - note will destroy cookies and upset passwords.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:18, archived)
# no joy, error report.
i've had a few people look at my computer,they've all said the same thing: they can't understand why it won't let me download anything. i've deleted almost everything i had on here, including my music, but i still get a critical disk space message at least twice a day. no matter what i remove or uninstall, it just doesn't change.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:22, archived)
# you have emptied the recycle bin, right?
sorry grandma, yes, the eggs are lovely...
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:29, archived)
# pfff
got into the habit of emptying the recycle bin and deleting cookies on a daily basis ever since this trouble started
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:32, archived)
# have you tried deleting ALL history? (google cache)
just a thought ,but if you've never performed this it could well be the cache memory that is taking what seems like space from your hard drive.You can delete cache from the beginning when windows was installed.I have a hunch this is full....I maybe off target ,not sure.Either way it will do it good,even if it doesn't solve it.

edit:failing that-re-install windows... can easily be guided through that.That sorts everything :)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:35, archived)
# yep, done that
i've got a techie mate who did it for me a while ago, too. still made no difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:38, archived)
# is this a commodore 64 or a zx81?!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:39, archived)
# pfft.....our first computer-Packard Bell 2gig hard drive
mate of mine who'd dabbled for years with old stuff said it was massive at the time..heh
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# compaq v50
and probably older than me.
fujitsu bits, fuck knows what else. it's a frankenstein job.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# Old too? I'm upping my bet to 25p
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# i'm just waiting for the blue screen of death to appear
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# It's your system restore cache.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
# Bet you 20p
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:41, archived)
# that's a valid point
it can allocate far too much
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# 20+ gigs on a 30gig drive.
Had me baffled for weeks.
See also: hibernation thingumy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:47, archived)
# i'm quite wary of friends who describe themselves as techie
and overly conscious of the fact that i have been described as such
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:43, archived)
# Because I know how to open the task manager and am bright enough to google the answers to minor computer problems
I am "auxilliary techie" at work. I dread the days our network admin doesn't come in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:45, archived)
# ^ this
exactly so. simply sigh and ask if they've tried switching it off and on again yet. then mumble incoherently and wander off. works every time.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# Not when the email system your company relies on isn't working.
"What are we doing to resolve the problem? What's the next plan of action?"
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:52, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMFPe-DwULM&feature=player_embedded#!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# he works with computers
and got me this one.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:48, archived)
# Oi Smash. What version of windows?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:49, archived)
# ^ this
i was eventualy just gonna point you to a linux live disc that works but didn't wanna scare ya. your pooter's capable of way more than it is delivering 'tinternet wise.
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:54, archived)
# xp
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:05, archived)
# Jesus Wept.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Sat 29 Oct 2011, 2:35, archived)
# Goatee = Uterus
In my minds eye, anyhow
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:43, archived)
# is that what it is?
i honestly had no clue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
#
www.ted.com/talks/michael_shermer_the_pattern_behind_self_deception.html
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:45, archived)
# EVERYTHING looks like a uterus to you, to be fair
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:52, archived)
# I think you'll find it's actually his anus.
sorry, though you said Goatse.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
#
sheepchinchilla
(Monocromatico Lady Godiva's horse, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:04, archived)
# ooo, nice one
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
# Nah
I am not revolting tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:56, archived)
# pity
it's fun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# *sniffs*
*disagrees*
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:01, archived)
# Unshopped sentimental b3ta burpday pic of my son, Fred
8 Years of b3ta, whodathunkit....




Click for bigger (369 kb)

(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:17, archived)
# youngest. umpire. ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# great. career. advice.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:24, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:25, archived)
# nice hat
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:19, archived)
# happy candles, and hey Fred!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:20, archived)
# smuggled baby = kidnap
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# That's such a strong term

I recently heard the term surpise adoption. Sounds much nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:37, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:39, archived)
# Dude I always thought you lived in Holland
not Belgium.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# OH SHIT DOES THAT SOUND A BIT RACIST?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:26, archived)
# Solution to baby crying on airplane issue.
(I helped save b3ta! ReReformed, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:29, archived)
# he's got the right idea already
well done you and mrs you

*edit* nice pic - candles!
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:31, archived)
# I'm sorry, I was just looking at your photo in a technical way
it's nice
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:38, archived)
# happy candles
"I'll be back:D
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:41, archived)
# He's 8 years old?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:59, archived)
# He was in eight years time
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:06, archived)
# *adjusts flux capacitor*
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:40, archived)
[challenge entry] B3taToys for cats :)
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
[challenge entry] and kids games
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# THEY NEED TO LEARN!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# oh god those things used to terrify me as well,
every time we went into a toy shop my dad had to wind one up because he knew it upset me.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# hahahahahaha click click click!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:04, archived)
# *suddenly yearns to be a cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:06, archived)
# You're a big pussy
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# stop looking!
oh, you said "you're"....
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# Is anything b3ta or meme related now compoable?

*brings 2000 images into attack position*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:10, archived)
# Yes it is
2000 images into attack Yay old skool b3ta:D
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:44, archived)
[challenge entry] Ok. Here's 1....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:53, archived)
# Yay :)
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:50, archived)
# who says cats can't be trained?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:35, archived)
# Woo cdc!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:05, archived)
#
(twattybanjo, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:37, archived)
# so that's why they drive like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:40, archived)
# like a cunt
:D
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# I do rather
what flavours have you got?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# Monkey nuts flavour
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:28, archived)
# Phwoar!
I bet they taste salty!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:40, archived)
# eyes on the road, grandad, eyes on the road
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# he's got his eyes on that marmite motorway in front of him
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# ewww
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:27, archived)
# are you with fred on the back seat?
kissin and a huggin?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:44, archived)
# i only know one fred
and i'm seriously not his type
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:47, archived)
# Dibnah?
Dineage?
Homepride?
Rainbow?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# nah, none of those
i can't tell you his full name as he's a bit* paranoid


*schizophrenic
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:55, archived)
# Übertouchy as they say in medical circles
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:02, archived)
# very much so
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:05, archived)
# \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa0EUlIoYuQ

Edit: Damn just saw that vid had a Valin comment on. :(
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:32, archived)
# You have to hug the curves.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:43, archived)
# I have been out driving for most of the afternoon...
And today has been just like a Sunday... WANKERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# you wore your sunday dress?
i thought you only unleashed "patricia" on the sabbath
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:01, archived)
# It's Rebecah on Sabbath goyim
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:34, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:36, archived)
# GRANDDAD!
And I thought you had the ford Capri for it's ride quality!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:17, archived)
# I blame Pandemonium in my underpants


and yes it is meant to be this big - as the bishop said to the choirboy

edit: and yes, I could have put it in the thread down there, but I didn't because FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:09, archived)
# I've just logged on and you're getting all shouty and hardarsed
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# I'm sorry
It's all a front :(

How's life Pottles?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# how do you know what number person you are?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# the Beeeeeeb
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-15391515
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# This also goes for me

Hello miss
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUTCH FUCKNUT!
Gah - I did it again!!!

I'm sure I'm supposed to take 4 of the little green ones and just 2 of the big yellow ones
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# NO U
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# ok
I really am very very sorry Mr Mediocre. I won't do it again, I promise.

HE WILL, HE WILL DO IT AGAIN YOU UTTER SET OF WANKPANS YOU!


*froths*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# *that's* for swearing at me
and *that's* for spelling my name with a capital M again

Now go to your room
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# i like your anti capitalist style



0.00000000000001% /blog
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# IT'S STILL NOT FAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mediocre

edit: my calmed down self wants to point out that this is a touch NSFW and that I am, once again, very very sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:38, archived)
# COR
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:54, archived)
# doing it for you huh?
BOM CHIKKA WAH WAH
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:56, archived)
# that yellow really brings out the shine in his helmet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:24, archived)
# o_O
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# yeah, like none of you noticed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:33, archived)
# I noticed it
in fact I noticed it so much that I applied a yellow filter over it when I was photoshopping the muthafukka
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:39, archived)
# your attention to helmet detail pleases me
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# lollage!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:45, archived)
# this is odder than it looks
I like it very much.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:26, archived)
# She got the force
fuckyou too ;)
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:28, archived)
# aw cheers herman!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:34, archived)
# This masterpiece needs no words.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# shame, cos I typed quite a few into it
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:46, archived)
# this is my new favorite explanation for any situation
and shall be using it from now on. thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 21:55, archived)
# "My mum knitted them, got a problem with that?"
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:34, archived)
# his mum must really hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:36, archived)
# he does look like a bit of a bastard
i like his mums style
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:41, archived)
# He's a cnut, deserves all he gets.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# he doesn't deserve that bad looking hat*
*random royal trux quote
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:43, archived)
# nobody deserves that hat
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# i thought it meant bad in the michael jackson sense of the word
ie good - he is a cnut and therefore does not deserve such a lovely head piece

wait... was jackson simply being honest?
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
# who can tell?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# Hoo me?
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:39, archived)
# YA RLY
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:49, archived)
# Haha!
Pellets awaaaaaaaaay!
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# Hahah:D
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# Hey Crystal M - oh, Lord Kronos...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:42, archived)
# I have an almost identical set.
I thought I looked the fuckin' nuts to be honest.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:45, archived)
# I'm sure you look completely nuts.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:52, archived)
# Did smash monkey knitted them ?

(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# i'm pretty sure i'd remember giving birth to an owl
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:04, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:07, archived)
# awww - no mittens?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
#
or matching socks :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:32, archived)
# motown
(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:15, archived)
# OWL










(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:23, archived)
# Ha ha ha this is great..
I do hope it the start of a series!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:29, archived)
#
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:30, archived)
# OvO
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:59, archived)
# HA HA!!! Holy Fuck!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Haha
That's lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:03, archived)
# But what does one do with it?
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:56, archived)
# MAKE JELLY IN IT! OOOOO, MAKE JELLY!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Jellykin Skywalker! Nyom!
"I sensed a great tremor in the Force... like someone pokled a giant raspberry jelly."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
tasty
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:21, archived)
# nice cake
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:59, archived)
# Yes but, the corgi motif is a little odd.
Perhaps a tribute to gas engineers.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# nah it's cos she's dressed up like the dog's dinner innit
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:04, archived)
# Yeah, if your dog eats spearmint Softmints.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:06, archived)
# it has the little corgi on the top because it's the dog's birthday cake.
(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# These royal dogs acquire strange tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Don't know why...
But your subject line forced my brain to have the Queen singing "what's love got to do with it" in my brain! NOW SHE WON'T STOP!
*edit*

and also
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# is that some sort of mutant bananna slug
crawling up her shoulder?
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# Give it to the old man as a chrimbo present.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# "So how long have you been a Rodian?"
"Hang around with these Bith much longer, your head will go all bulbous."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:53, archived)
# :)
put it on
(herman:D, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:02, archived)
# this is the design i've chosen for my next blanket


Click for bigger (148 kb)
would be interested to know what you think about pattern/size/colour
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
# I personally think a white alien on black would look best. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:36, archived)
# probably
but i have great difficulty knitting with black wool. i just can't see how many rows i've done :(
also, i love that acid green!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:37, archived)
# predictably....
RACIST!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:39, archived)
# pfff
you wouldn't say that if you saw my wardrobe. about 80% of my clothes are black!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# closet-goth!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# hahaha!
not as closet as i'd like ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:42, archived)
# 100% for me. I mourn the world, before I destroy it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:46, archived)
# even your underwear?
what if you break your arm? Would you wear a black sling like they wear to funerals in films?

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# Yes and yes.
I'm not a goth though.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:55, archived)
# are you Johnny Cash?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:09, archived)
# Maybe I am.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# well are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:13, archived)
#
I find it very, very easy to be true
I find myself alone when each day is through
Yes, I'll admit that I'm a fool for you
Because you're mine, I walk the line
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# *is pleased*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# i need a few colourful outfits
for when i'm trying to pull non-goth types
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:47, archived)
# I'm never trying to pull non-goth types. XD
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# i'm more into rockers than goths
although both seem to understand the importance of cider
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Rockers you say...
I've ridden a few old bikes in my time.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:08, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:11, archived)
# I always seem to pull emos... not complaining, just I'd rather have someone who can handle themselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# i always seem to pull complete wankers
which is how i earned the nickname "mong magnet"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:12, archived)
# Most of the girls I've pulled seemed to be rebound shags to an extent.
It's been... fucking hell... ages since I had a proper relationship.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:18, archived)
# last long-term relationship i had
ended about 5 years ago. 12 long years of wishing he wouldn't decide to go for a crap when i was in the bath :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:21, archived)
# I think mine was about a year and a half ago.
and lasted (wait for it) three weeks. I still talk to her and all that, even though she's been fertilized by some Londoner.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:29, archived)
# haven't seen him since last new year
when i almost made the mistake of kissing him. took me long enough to get rid of him the first time!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:32, archived)
# I recently met up with her; last weekend infact.
I severely doubt there's any chance we'd get back together. Besides, more fish in the sea and all that bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:58, archived)
# Quit flirting, you two, and go meet up!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# there's always my christmas bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:22, archived)
# *checks calendar* that'd be pretty good :) I'd have to get back to you on that one though, money and that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:52, archived)
# okey doke, plenty of time yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:57, archived)
# White alien on green would look interesting.
Best to just experiment with different shades, see what works best :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# hmmm
i'll give it a try!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)
# just tried it, it's positively retina-scarring!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:44, archived)
# A fairly dark green would definitely work.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:07, archived)
# yep
but i think he likes blue and i'm fairly sure anything white would get very dirty very quickly around him
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:11, archived)
# Those rascally 8-bit aliens! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:17, archived)
# heheheh
tried red, bue, yellow and orange backgrounds, but the blue seems to work best.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# Yeah, in terms of complimentary tone, blue and white fit best.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:42, archived)
# I'm turning this baby up to 11.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:53, archived)
# Mine goes up to Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:22, archived)
# without the "to"
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:24, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:12, archived)
# That'll bugger your woofers that's for sure!
*edit* Adds Blessed setting for later posting.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:28, archived)
# BLESSED WARNING
www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0XCsdz5Ofs
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:55, archived)
# ELEVEN!
Photobucket
(GforGermany looks like some sort of retaining plunger, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:51, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:10, archived)
# YES!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:14, archived)
# Blessed only to be used in an emergency.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:20, archived)
# a Galaxian emergency!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:41, archived)
# I'm crankin' this baby up to elven.
(scruffygit has an enormous clock -, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:19, archived)
# whining bitch
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:25, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 21:31, archived)
# Make it magenta and you're onto a winnar!
(I helped save b3ta! Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:01, archived)
# arf!
already tried that! despite the fact that it's for a b3tan, it looked a bit too gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:02, archived)
# What a lovely looking crab...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:50, archived)
# isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 20:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Based on a true story

de-Ris
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:25, archived)
# Gives a new meaning to the name Rocket o__o
Also, hate to TJ but does anyone have that picture of Markp0rter leaning?
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:32, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:38, archived)
# Thank you! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:41, archived)
# Brazilian freaks out over mystery cock transformation.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:10, archived)
# Brazilian discovers the horror of kidney stones.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:19, archived)
# Hahaha cruel
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:33, archived)
# :3
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 19:05, archived)
# She's a bit of a big lass...
(Pandemonium in my underpants, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:10, archived)
# if she nods, she'll snap in half
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:11, archived)
# Let's hope she nods then.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
# I'd snap her in half...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:26, archived)
# why am i not surprised?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:27, archived)
# Because I haven't got my cock out yet?
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# LOL WATE
Of course I have.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# so that's not yours up there^?
*disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:45, archived)
# I don't think so. At least last time I looked I wasn't black.
Or a kid. Or living in Brazil. I would put upwards of five English pounds on this still being the case.

Now I'm off to get pissed. See you later, B3ta, you beautiful board of lovliness.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:49, archived)
# have fun!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:50, archived)
# Is she telling them a tall tale?
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:20, archived)
# People look up to her for her skills
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:24, archived)
# Well, she is upper class
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:44, archived)
# She's known to stretch the truth.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 18:05, archived)
# have a totally related pea
(likeajackhammer, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:21, archived)
#
games.adultswim.com/robot-unicorn-attack-twitchy-online-game.html
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:22, archived)
# Unfortunately, her legs are only about 30cm long.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:23, archived)
# Hmmm...that's a stretch.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:40, archived)
# Classy
She looks down on them because she is upper class.
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 17:43, archived)

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