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# !!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:14, archived)
# hehehehe

morning ninj
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# Mornin' sir!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# is that george foreman?
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:17, archived)
# It's Guy Kewney
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:27, archived)
# i'm sure he'd say he was
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# Is that the chap that they interviewed about something on telly
that wasn't the chap that they thought it was, but he obliged anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# That's him...
...Guy Goma I think :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:19, archived)
# Good grief!
He has his own website that has nothing on it apart from that interview.
Still - he's had 15 minutes more than me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# just read his wiki page - he had more than 15 minutes!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# No, he's famous for having a racist mum
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# Hahaha
Nice! :)
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! XLVII .uk, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# since leaving Eastenders
Little Mo's lifeplan hasn't worked out so well
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:26, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:31, archived)
# Perfect expression :D
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:29, archived)
# Is it wrong that I probably still would?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:16, archived)
# Oh yes.
Painfully wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:57, archived)
# she likes like samantha cameron
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# only for her
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:16, archived)
[challenge entry] I notice some people have had dicfficulties. I hope this helps.


Edit:
I have made revisions to avoid confusion and deal with exceptions,
sporks and such. The above chart I leave for archiving purposes ONLY.
please cease dissent.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
#
What about plastic teaspoons?????
(Benson Jutton, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:49, archived)
# Wooden Spoon
I don't know how much clearer I can make this
Edit: this issue is more fully addressed in the new version
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:49, archived)
# What about....forks?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# Not a spoon.
How can you not see this?
edit: Just to be clear, Forks are not an exception to the chart because they are not spoons. They are included in the chart under "Not a spoon".
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# There are several knives in my eyes.

Knives as of yet unidentified.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# knives in your eyes?
nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)
# You're telling me!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# i just don't think wildyles is trying any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# haha
i do like these arrows though
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# HA! This^
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
#
I worry the American spork for people who caqn't use real cutlery is not properly represented.
(Benson Jutton, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:54, archived)
# Not a spoon.
This chart only represents spoons properly. Things that are not spoons
can be found under "not a spoon". That is much as they need.
Edit: this issue is more fully addressed in the new version
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:58, archived)
# Wooden?
I've never seen a wooden spoon that isn't wooden. Are you saying I don't know wood when I see it?
(bohrhead, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:00, archived)
# It is true that the chart produces logical inconsistancies if you pick an arbitary path.
But I don't see any real-world situation in which this would occur. There are no actual spoons that are both wooden and not wooden.
If the chart tells you otherwise, perhaps you have made a mistake further up in the questions.
Edit: this issue is more fully addressed in the new version
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# Sporkist
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:08, archived)
# Marks and Spencer's supply sporks with their cheesecake slices now
i don't think it's right...or British :(

however they are selling I love horses xmas gifts, so it's swings and roundabouts
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:46, archived)
# Tablespoon? Dessert spoon?
I am having difficulties :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# Not a spoon.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:18, archived)
# Aha! My difficulties are now gone! Thank you, Letum!
(I helped save b3ta! Prequal This is serious business. Very serious., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:34, archived)
# Your edit is full of surreal win
Is it metal?
Yes
Is it a teaspoon?
Yes
Teaspoon?
Yes
Plastic Spoon

*click*
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:32, archived)
# this should be printed by HMSO and distributed to all households in the UK at great public expense
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# *takes notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:03, archived)
# MarkTwain's Birthday
(Benson Jutton, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# hahahhaah cunt him in the fuck!!!qqq
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:48, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! shiro_kuma, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:04, archived)
# cake please
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:05, archived)
# A selection of beautiful but unobtainable women who share a birthday walk into a bar.
The barman, who is a strapping lad with washboard abs, and who
can bench-press a thousand pounds, grins at the ladies through
his strained grimace. An Indian man of noble virtue and stature
looks on, ready to evict anyone he dislikes.

Very soon, a squirrel lady with a fulsome bosom saunters in, bats
her eyelids, and leaves. For all the attention she engenders, she
leaves only a single card, with the words "look at me."

A smartarse, who has so far remained above all these pretensions,
looks on knowing his gallery of pictures of the same one girl,
done up like some other girl, has yet to be subjected to the same
scrutiny. He is relaxed, because he has just done a night shift in a
Royal Mail sorting office, the first paid work he's had since last
Christmas Eve, when he finished the same temporary position - and
because he is drunk enough to sleep through the sun. Good morning.

By which I mean good night.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:38, archived)
# Oh dear
(bohrhead, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:39, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:43, archived)
# oh, christian fellowship?
/board needs more of this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# or just more morrissey
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:51, archived)
# Hallelujah!!!
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:56, archived)
# but mostly dongs
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:47, archived)
# *audience laughs*

(main antagonist enters living room)

*audience boos*

(main antagonist takes out a sub-machine gun and starts firing at the studio audience)

*staff in producer's room starts clapping*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:50, archived)
# heh heh heh!
can't wait for the next episode
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# KSS has announced he is experiencing a bit of a writer's block
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:55, archived)
# *strikes*
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:43, archived)
# I'm glad it went well!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:20, archived)
# why is you
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:51, archived)
# 'RedHouse' was the only person to make requests yesterday and made a whole list!
So here are a couple for the boys: Elisha Cuthbert, Kaley Cuoco and Billy Idol.

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:37, archived)
# and a couple of animated chaps for the ladies...
Today we have Ben Stiller and a pearoast for Winston Leonard Spencer Churchill.

CFB Winston
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:38, archived)
# that winston gif is great.
i think i said so the first time too
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:43, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)
# you're welcome
now i demand, in the strongest possible terms, more stuff like this
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:50, archived)
# As long as they're under 400kb
Actually, fuck it - who cares how big they are, something different for the love of god
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:51, archived)
# Yeah sorry about that, I did origially do a little link image to it...
but it looked like something out of Catch-Phrase?

(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:59, archived)
# Have you tried optimising it?
You can choose not to post it if it's too big for the board you know

PS: You don't need a question mark on that sentence
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:00, archived)
# This was done before I had the power to optimise (MSPaint FTW)
I will have a go now...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Yes, please do
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Done...
* Now optimised to fuck so you can't read any of the signs..
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# i can read 'stop hammer time' & 'wobbly bloke ftw'

i didn't read the signs on the original one anyway. sorry :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# and the middle one?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:12, archived)
# 'when does the svdbflkh start!'
there, it's clearly legible. nothing to worry about
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:22, archived)
# * Profits
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:03, archived)
# Why did you optimise it to fuck?
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:22, archived)
# holy titty fuckin' christ
over 700kb
there's nothing else for it
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:03, archived)
# Well, the whole post is over a meg, but I'm taking a leaf out of Schindler's list
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# i think we're getting into the law of torts here which isn't really my field of expertise.
i just gas 'em
so, it's seems to be the post as a whole cannot exceed 400kb (for gif),
but it would be ok if the still image was posted as a reply.
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:08, archived)
# There isn't a rule against it, no - I was just being purposefully obtuse ;)
I was just wondering if now he has found a way to bring a "fresh new look" to these birthday images (some animation) we are going to have him squatting over the board and curling out a meg every morning.

No offence, WB.
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:21, archived)
# None taken
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:04, archived)
# Ha ha ha..
Yeah, I don't know how you keep all your posts unber 1k?

* Oh hang on...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:10, archived)
# shhhhh.....
it's ironic!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
#
Psstt... real.... has he ever posted an image?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:13, archived)
# in all fairness there seems to be a difference is file size reporting here and there :)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:15, archived)
# i don't know, but he's a part of what makes b3ta, b3ta
and without wanting to rub his knob too much, i'd rather have people who rarely post pics but chip in with the banter, than people who post pics and fuck off (which i'm certainly not aiming at you)
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
# right, if you don't respond to this,
i'm going to assume your did think i was directing that comment at you
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:44, archived)
# \o/
And thanks for the knob rub, it hit the spot
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:12, archived)
# all part of the service
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:44, archived)
# I had to travel to work and then was in a meeting until now...
I am still here and I do still love you did 'assume your did think i was directing that comment at you'. ???
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:02, archived)
# EXACTLY!
whut?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:14, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:43, archived)
# hahaha why don't you use the search function and check if it's so important to you?
Sorry my image posting volume doesn't equal your morning splatterfuck. I won't be attempting to keep up, hope you understand and accept that.

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:11, archived)
# REDHOUUUUUUUUSE!!!!!!
*shakes fist at sky*

P.S. Yesterday was Tuesday
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:40, archived)
# Hi Micky!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:43, archived)
# heh heh heh!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:49, archived)
# Will you never forgive?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:20, archived)
# celebrity torture porn please
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# Ahahaha
Seconded
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# me too, one more here
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# pinocchio porn?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:23, archived)
# cock maggots.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:34, archived)
# yoo gys are my friends
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:35, archived)
# Feel the pain
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:52, archived)
# scribble--
your drawings are crude --but the subject matter is first rate---
(Mark of Sore-o writhing in agony on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 12:58, archived)
# I started my day the Wobbly way too
I pebble-dashed the bowl

LOL
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:02, archived)
# i am requesting morrissey and kate bush gang raping fat albert on the toilet
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:04, archived)
# or fat albert nailed to the cross of fatness fucked in the mouth with an alien spermwhale
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:05, archived)
# I love the way a few b3tains say they...
No I'm not going to go there....
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:11, archived)
# go where now?
italics means whispering???
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:21, archived)
#
I thought they meant shouting

Maybe it's stage-whispering.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:41, archived)
#
WHAT ABOUT ITALICS AND CAPS AT THE SAME TIME?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:53, archived)
# ANGRY SHOUTING
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:02, archived)
#
I'M SO HAPPY TO BE HERE
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:07, archived)
#
SO AM I
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:15, archived)
#
ME TOO
(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:23, archived)
# OMG Billy Idol has turned into...
Richard Clayderman in his old age

must be gutting for 80s pseudo-punks everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:41, archived)
[challenge entry] May the forks be with you
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:56, archived)
# Well you know what they say about floating spoons....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:22, archived)
# Agree with you, the council does.
(DJTK, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:44, archived)
#
youtu.be/nxjmRhq5lh8
(Fly Projector, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:26, archived)
# that was much better than i thought it was going to be
i just watched it again, and i'd like to revise my initial response.
that was fucking awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:28, archived)
# I know it is not the right time of day to do this...
anyway,
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:03, archived)
# top lurkage!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:23, archived)
# I did seriously lurk for 4 years
then I figured it out, a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:50, archived)
# top figuring it out, a bit!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:53, archived)
# Ta!
and how about this for an almost correct CDC (on tonight's John Stewart Daily News. Not shopped)
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:07, archived)
# i found a piece of plasticine at my son't pre school yesterday
it was magenta and it looked very much like a crueldy fashioned cock.
i really wanted to take a pic but my son's teacher was there so i couldn't risk it :/
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:14, archived)
# this ^ ......... and that ^
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 5:14, archived)
# Yet you still haven't proven that part of your human body is a tuba
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:44, archived)
# *PARP*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:23, archived)
# I could post a x-ray of my left shoulder
Showing the deformation from over 40 years of playing Sousaphone?
Would that be sufficient?

Yes, I am a Tubaman ( there are others )
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 7:27, archived)
# all work and no play make tubaman something something....
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:26, archived)
# 9 years 3 months
and only just over 1000 posts :)
(I helped save b3ta! Canker, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:58, archived)
# budget pedro
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:09, archived)
# did you make her arse look funny pedro?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:10, archived)
# no.
I made it taste funny
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# orange, pineapple and guava?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:16, archived)
# wait! now for a word from our sponsor
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:19, archived)
# i'm still waiting for this to animate
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 3:44, archived)
# FUCK ^
freebase brobase?
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:54, archived)
# nope, your girlfriend -- Pauley Perrette
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 9:45, archived)
# YOU BASTARD!
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 11:11, archived)
# don't dis the POG!
/misses Hawaii
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:31, archived)
# guava tastes how i imagine the sweat from the devil's scrotum would taste
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:04, archived)
# y'all are getting exactly what you paid for....
freak steamroller incident
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:12, archived)
# Fuck
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 5:54, archived)
# budget matlock
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:32, archived)
# quick and oh so dirty
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:38, archived)
# I'm not sure what you mean Pedro.
This is 477 layers in photoshop. It took 3 days.

By the way if anyone wants a tutorial I could probably put one together in a day or so.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:41, archived)
# are those her real eyes and mouth?
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:32, archived)
# or 3
:p
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:38, archived)
# much more sexy. will wank again a+++++
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 3:00, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:40, archived)
# OH FUCK NO
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:43, archived)
# mmm, they call her 'flipper' :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:49, archived)
# Wtfaaaack
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 5:56, archived)
# I can't stand up
in the ghetto
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:46, archived)
# Looks "Oliver's Army" to me
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:11, archived)
# Well, he was
(I helped save b3ta! Bentley T. Coon miles and miles of piles, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:10, archived)
# You could always tell by the code it threw up for the next page if you where right or not....
Key was to stab at the colours until you saw the odd one out!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:15, archived)
# he looks like
Jeff Stelling...




p.s
I wonder something along the lines of font matching algorythms?
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:26, archived)
# it's Fred Flintstone
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:28, archived)
# Walter Matthau, surely?
(Death Wish Of A Deaf Fish Small dog; cloudy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:49, archived)
# Sid James
Clearly!
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:02, archived)
# or
capitalisation matching?
(I helped save b3ta! An Egg ,D, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:00, archived)
# eh?
the 't' is the only common letter there and it looks spot on
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:13, archived)
# 'I AM HORRIFICALLY JAUNDICED AND HAVE A BEAK'
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:31, archived)
# you are Homer SImpson
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:31, archived)
# Actually, I am Big Bird.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:34, archived)
# of course you are, dear
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:42, archived)
# great!
Now draw it on wikeefax ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 10:39, archived)
# Marky T's birthday


Click for bigger (128 kb)
(GunProof Grandad Killed your favourite uncle on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:01, archived)
# I'm telling Wobbly!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:22, archived)
# that's the only episode i remember watching
(I helped save b3ta! real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:15, archived)
# A Classic!
(I helped save b3ta! tubaman, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 4:00, archived)
# Have an Ozzy


Click for bigger (55 kb)
(I helped save b3ta! DanGleeballs Moist people don't notice spelling errors..., Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:52, archived)
# He's looking a bit paranoid.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:54, archived)
# Apropos of nothing...
I forgot how badly compressed Spotify is...

It's like mash potato for the ears.

Just a little bit of dynamic range would be nice....
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:56, archived)
# My speakers are now so knackered, I don't think I would notice.
But I play my own local music* collection, anyway.

* - for local people
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:00, archived)
# I usually do, But my media drive is acting up....
The network won't see the bloody thing!

I've got a darla card in this thing and some Wharfedale studio monitors... it's really just a mush coming out.

It reminds me of AM radio, but without that lovely washy sound you get from other frequencies bleeding in.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:04, archived)
# =]
(I helped save b3ta! Frogbeat, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:01, archived)
# wow!
Clicks
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:05, archived)
# Good stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:08, archived)
# Iiiiiiif I were a rich man


Yubby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dibby dum.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:21, archived)
# Mmm
I will apologise now for the fact that many people won't recognise Diouf the, ex-Rangers soccerball player. His main claim to fame is being one of the most disliked people in the sport, although that similarity with Mr Gadd was purely coincidental.
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:33, archived)
# I thought his main claim to fame was falling over in a thousand different ways
thusly
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:59, archived)
# Haha
I'd forgotten about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:07, archived)
# I don't know jack about football
But I can just about keep up with memes :)
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:21, archived)
# Includes Jedi bastard!
Yes!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:29, archived)
# I've been sticking stickers on the billboards for the Thing re-re-make all over Manchester saying this.


Click for bigger (130 kb)
*spoiler alert* Should I ave written that in the title?
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# I wouldn't say it was a spoiler, considering anyone who saw the (far superior) original would know this already.
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# I'm working on the theory that there may be one or 2 people...
who weren't alive in 1951! And also 1982!
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# *hands up*
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)
# Psssst. It's in the Dog.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# I'm not sure it's entirely legal to put it in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# That's how I roll.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:19, archived)
# all the cut will be absorbed by it been a dog
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:32, archived)
# Not really a spoiler when it's RIGHT AT THE FUCKING BEGINNING!
You don't know WHAT'S in the dog, but you KNOW it's up to no good...
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:02, archived)
# *hands up*
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:24, archived)
# Gimme your love baby gimme your heart gimme gimme
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:33, archived)
# Because I was born after 1982? o_O
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)
# I was referring to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxh5xp9sYbY
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:47, archived)
# Ahhh, my apologies!
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Nice escape strategy.
(Pie of Meat ___°¬¯O¯____\o/_____/\_,____Y¯¯Y, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:58, archived)
# That's right punk. Now give me all your freaking money.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:34, archived)
# Joke's on you. I'm a student, I have none! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:37, archived)
# You get a grant.
Either pay up or you're going in the brothel.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:44, archived)
# I already a- I mean uhh...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:46, archived)
# You wouldn't like it, none of the girls have fur.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:50, archived)
# Didn't think so... :(
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:51, archived)
# Well I was alive in 1982
And the John Carpenter version takes some beating. I crapped my pants watching it and the tension was unreal.
(I helped save b3ta! spazzcaptain Misses Valin @, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# Indeed. I was surprised to find out that ALL of the aliens are either animatronic or puppets.
The level of detail and movement in the creatures is unreal. The film makers of today have it so easy, with their new-fangled CGI...
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:25, archived)
# Your dinner...
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# On half price pizza tuesday?
It's in me belly.
(I helped save b3ta! The only Dave is pushing things forward, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:16, archived)
# Isn't it a prequel?
John Carpenter's a bastard for giving the ending away.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian's Bolt and Ski, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:23, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:03, archived)
# not remake
prequal.

there is a difference, it's not just for cash dollars...


...oh, wait.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 8:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Better late than never....

(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
# Now that is some all-time top-flight pootling!
Very well done
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# Thankies!
I like old-timey stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# It took a while for me notice the names as well
Have a click!
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Ta muchly!
If I had more time I would have also changed the names at the bottom
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:04, archived)
# Apropos of bitterness....
If your ex who you found cheating on you calls you up A month after splitting and asks you to come round and fix a computer... Is it O.K. to scream "Fuck off you rancid cheeky back stabbing whore" down the phone?

She said I was over reacting to her request.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:55, archived)
# Malware. That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Probably....
But I did want to be more insulting than helpfull.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# Well...
I would be pretty insulted if you shouted that down the phone to me. But then I'm not a cheat so what do I know.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Yes I must say you have always been monogamous with me.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:02, archived)
# Of course I have.
I'm a one-b3ta gal.
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# Thank you love....
Now where's my coffee?
(hymmm maybe this chauvinist behaviour is....... nahhh!)

COFFEE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I take it
you won't want milk then....
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:11, archived)
# Hang on...
Is this flirting? It's been a while...

just tell me when to pop it in love...
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:17, archived)
# sounds perfectly reasonable to me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:58, archived)
# Don't know
Did you still go round and fix the computer afterwards?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# No,
I threw my phone on the settee and it bounced on the ground and I went to jump up and down on it!

Can't afford a new one for a while so I thought I'd best not.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# Say you'll go round
But instead go fix someone else's computer. And not tell her.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:27, archived)
# nicely done
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Fankyew :D
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:06, archived)
# Forkin' 'ell
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# Now that's not very
knifes :) hehehehehehe
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
[challenge entry] have got to learn me my letters... clicks


being equally tardy, (& likely bindun) don't mind me & ole spoontang here...
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
# Tanksalot!
Don't think it's bindun either :)
at least I don't think so
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:09, archived)
# I have just seen the news - hate being right...

"This is my plan for the British economy!"
(Benson Jutton, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:46, archived)
# Benson..! Benson!!
Jesus Christ BENSON!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:52, archived)
#
Ha ha ha!!!!
(Benson Jutton, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:59, archived)
# ...
I see what you did there...
(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# baconbreath
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:24, archived)
[challenge entry] quick tamper with a choc coated queen before bed
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
# i'm trying to see something rude in chocolate on the spoon
and failing
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
#
klarnk?
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:45, archived)
# I am shocked at this
You of all people
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# the challenge entries thus far were too republican for my taste
this helps redress the balance, also when all else fails shop I her maj.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:36, archived)
# I was concerned about your impending Knighthood
more than anything geezer
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:47, archived)
# that's in the bag
pillar of the local community me
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# From the new film 'Felching Prince Philip?'
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# you've got a bit of...
on your...

...nevermind.

Evening fella!
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# what ho! old chap
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:37, archived)
# delightful!
Except today. Today is (and continues to be) shit.

Hence no cats.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:41, archived)
# no cats ?????
I had a fun day with Herts County Council, mostly out of touch old bastards who still think an incinerator at the end of my street is a good idea.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:48, archived)
# Perhaps they could put it in your back yard instead?
Have you tried suggesting that to them?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# i have made numerous suggestions as to where they can stick it
as you can imagine, must confess up my back passage didn't feature, theirs on the other hand...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:54, archived)
# knowing only the small (and largely rural) area between your place and Terry's;
I would have thought that, if you REALLY have to build it, there were plenty of sites to put the thing; away from areas of dense population would perhaps be the first place to start looking.

Bunch of idiots.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:56, archived)
# next time you guys swing past
we'll do a 10 min detour and i'll show you exactly where, never know you may even find something to snap, plenty of wildlife and such.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:01, archived)
# a plan!

Edits: would have been there today but the hound was, and continues to be, really quite unpleasantly poorly.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:05, archived)
# I shall bring the guns
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:07, archived)
# I shall bring the gnus
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:08, archived)
# Haha! Only just noticed the thumbs up.
Good evening, sir. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# That thumb is just asking for it.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# nom nom nyom nom
slurp
(I helped save b3ta! wuffle, the b3ta bunny 's flea collar isn't working on, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Hitlers most famous speech
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(DJTK, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# i heard he had soup in a mug
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
#
"Für den größeren Ruhm des dritten Reiches und die leckeren kleinen knusprigen Croutons in Instant-Suppe!"
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
"Jede Allianz, deren Ziel ist nicht die Absicht, den Krieg auf Löffeln Lohn ist sinnlos und nutzlos."
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
#
"Eine Rasse, ein Volk, etwas heißes Wasser und mein Favorit Tasse, weißt du, das mit Kätzchen drauf."
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# pfffft!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:28, archived)
# Aaahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# It looks just like a Telefunken U-47
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# You'll love it...

...with leather.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# It's a way of life
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# nearly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# eeek!
b3ta is falling over
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# It does look like it's grinding to a halt

I think we need some twitter-like 'hold your clicks please - b3ta's over capacity' image, but with more floppy cocks and dancing hippos and a 'ps: you cunt' at the bottom.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# let's all whinge to rob on twitter
he'll love that
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# It's been a bit shite for me for a few days
I'm now on FF rather that Safari and it's been better but on Saturday b3tards wasn't working at all.
It's still all a bit sluggish.
(I helped save b3ta! Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)
# Stretchy moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:19, archived)
# Christ, he really means something or other
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Hitlers pointing must always start within a yellow box.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# That was his jabbing launch pad
He could point without it, but not so aggressively
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# Have A Massive Yellow Vector Hitler .....
(Logovend is doing arts and farts!, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:20, archived)
# RUN! ITS MASSIVE YELLOW VECTOR HITLER!!!! (MYVH)
RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Oleary MAKE MONEY FAST $$$, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:28, archived)
# strangely hitpnotic
splendid
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I am said you do not see so cfb, one, twos
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
#
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# indeed
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# I agree with all of these pixels ^

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# ok, so cfb must said
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# But only some of those ^
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# Nice Celtic Knot - here's a design of my own
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# beautiful angry fox in hat!
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Bourbon will think you're flirting
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:24, archived)
# Is this like Catchphrase?
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# what is cfb stand to?
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# What is cfb stand to?
About half ten mate.
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Call for backup

It's a gay thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
#
dictionary.mictoboy.co.uk/define/CFB/
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:20, archived)
# Ooohhh look at him rushing in with his mictotionary references.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:22, archived)
# i'm paying for hosting the cunt
might as well whore the fucker out at any available opportunity
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:23, archived)
# Well, it's horribly incomplete.

I see no sign of either assmeat, HONKA HONKA or even VAG CREAM
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:26, archived)
# add them then you fool!
(with origin links please)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:27, archived)
# I really should be working tonight
but I will get there, eventually
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:30, archived)
# MR CHIPS IS WANKING
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# RIIIIIIGGGHT!!!
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:25, archived)
# ARE YOU FOR THE READY MONEY ROUND OR NOT?


Click for bigger (27 kb)
(Styvnn Grumbles, fumbles, stumbles and mumbles, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:22, archived)
# What does it do?
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# grows!
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# Ah, I see
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# enjoy?
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:00, archived)
# no no is wrong
you must make it grow. do!
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:14, archived)
# Welcome new person/chair/kitten etc.
Nice arts. Nice use of further pics being in the same thread. Nice start.
A few words with each to give them some relevance is often useful rather than just posting them without without comment. This is after all a 'community' (as in 'care in the') and sociable comments in reply to the replies to your posts(!) is seen as polite.
The 'cfb' question implies English may not be your first language? (which is fine as long as you're not pretending to be a mad japanese schoolgirl..)
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# I know cfb, I am of hint.
Everything available for those who seek curious. No interest? No matter.
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:39, archived)
# Holy shuddering fuck.
We have another Moggy in out midst...
(I helped save b3ta! addickted has attained freedom, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:50, archived)
# this means cat?
No. Columbidae. refer to b3ta.com/board/10617641
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:57, archived)
# No, Moggy is a 20 year old misunderstood Japanese user with a penchant for hentai. Or a 40 year old pervert in a grubby vest.
Columbidae are doves aren't they?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:03, archived)
# I am not of orient.
Yes dove but brer pigeon.
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 23:12, archived)
# yea
everyone around here is always so polite. I would feel completely happy taking all b3tans round to meet my mother and drink tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:30, archived)
# I'm really confused...
...but I really quite like the pleasant pixelly platitudes in that picture. Welcome to B3ta...assuming your not someone's immensely surreal comedy account.
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 30 Nov 2011, 1:21, archived)
# ^ this
with a modicum of variation
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 2:39, archived)
# it is all cfb
unnoticed beneath advice swathes
(A. Sidhe Arthur, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 6:15, archived)
# Was anyone else shocked by the Shoe size for her waxwork in The Apprentice last night?


(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:00, archived)
# who the what now?
uma thurman has got huge feet
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Elle Macpherson...
SIZE TEN!!!
They found it a pair of red high heels that you could go canoeing in.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# i've got size ten feet
i doubt i could canoe in any of my shoes
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# You're just not trying hard enough.
*ahem
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# damn. i tlooks like Rev Dan has let
www.yourallgay.co.uk expire :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# NOOO!
That is awful news!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:14, archived)
# yep
i even checked www.yourallgay.com just in case it was that instead.
In fact, i'm pretty sure it was .com, as I think lo, the greebo warrior registered .co.uk
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# It was
:(
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:21, archived)
# That was there last week,
It must have only just gone.
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:31, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LfxkbMG2rY&feature=related
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:33, archived)
# it's not the same :(
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:34, archived)
# I do actually have the swf
if anyone needs it.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:38, archived)
# The world is a less gay place :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:17, archived)
# Bow before me for I am an internet master!
web.archive.org/web/20110716162525/http://www.yourallgay.com/
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:32, archived)
# GAY
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:35, archived)
# my wife had enormous plates of meet. We're either now divorced or I chopped her feet off. You decide.
(I helped save b3ta! Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# In fascinating news, I have size ten feet everywhere except M&S
where I discovered yesterday I am an 8 and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# how odd
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# size 11 feet here, my brother's got size 13 feet...!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:11, archived)
# enthralling
should we do a poll?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:13, archived)
# yes but don't mention any relationship between feet and cock size or you'll get results with everyone having size 16 feet
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:16, archived)
# I think I'll win with size 44
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:18, archived)
# ha!
midget feet
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:18, archived)
# Is this a test shot from The Hobbit?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# Well you know what they say about girls with big feet....
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:02, archived)
# ...big socks
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:07, archived)
# Very fucking big socks
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Good heavens that's erotic
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:03, archived)
# Is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:04, archived)
# THAT'S you!

(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:10, archived)
# Haha! Nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:12, archived)
# Quick and dirty, but I made my point!
(I helped save b3ta! tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Tue 29 Nov 2011, 22:15, archived)
# eep!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 30 Nov 2011, 0:48, archived)

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