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I think you're so blinded by inconsolable rage that you don't care what you get for christmas.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:10, archived)

awkwaaaard

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:03, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)

Brilliant Joe!!

*Click*

:D

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Ninj, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)

cheers mate

didn't quite get the chasing effect I wanted.

It looks more he's pulling it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)

I did wonder where his right hand was...

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:20, archived)

That was Ninj's earlier

b3ta.com/board/10634828

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:22, archived)

pffft

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:29, archived)

Yay.. cracking stuff...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:03, archived)

YES!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:05, archived)

Hahaha nicely!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:09, archived)

hohoho! nice

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:17, archived)

hahaha!

I remember this and it still cracks me up

I clicked it before and I shall click it again!

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:14, archived)

nice!

i thought you meant for him to be pulling it.
either way works though

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:11, archived)

very very well shopped Sir !

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:11, archived)

"Now pay attention Double Ho Seven."

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)

Haha... top punage...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)

Not a single Brosnan entry between you lot? SHAME!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)

You know there's actually a theory that there is no such thing as one James Bond?

Rather it's merely a codename given to various agents through MI6, which explains the change in tactics and personality between Bonds.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:56, archived)

I've heard of that one and really like it.

Makes a lot of sense in that world.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:58, archived)

It does really when you think about it....

Dalton was a git though!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)

As he was the main bond when i grew up, i like him the best

in a bastard sort of way.

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Victor Meldrew, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)

Yeah, it also explains why in one film he's fighting Russians in the Cold War, and in Die Another Day, he's fighting North Koreans in present day.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:01, archived)

someone came up with an idea for a film where sean connerys bond turns rogue and goes round killing all the others. Daniel Craig has to stop him. Hope they dont do it though... would probably be gash.

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yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:04, archived)

I don't know...

A secluded island somewhere with retired bonds on it would be fun...

If they made it a comedy it's full of possibilities...

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:19, archived)

It would have to be Whore Island from Archer

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jagwap, Fri 16 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)

They do it with every other character, so indeed.

Fucker even changed his hair colour

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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:02, archived)

i prefer codename robocod

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOFvxcfDEJo

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:06, archived)

Either that or he's a time lord

as was Blofelt

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:39, archived)

I hope he's going to shoot the brussel..

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:07, archived)

Racist.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:23, archived)

Haha... down with the little green bastards...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:10, archived)

NWOT. Well, this'll do me for Christmas

*fwaps*

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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 21:20, archived)

warning: they do tend to sway about a bit

ninja-edit: comped

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:39, archived)

SEXLAZORS:GO

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:40, archived)

Ohhhhh...

...bath'o'sphere

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:41, archived)

Really though, why didn't they just write a new character?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:43, archived)

Oooooh, nice one : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:45, archived)

"LOWER AWAY"

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)

Yay great decorations....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:00, archived)

found the matching set - will pop it here

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:28, archived)

Fucking brill

stupid scientist... how did he not notice the vial on the globe before he started pulling it?
He's an idiot

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:38, archived)

Superb...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 15:20, archived)

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

Happy funtimes everyone

I hope you all have fun tomrrowum

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)

I NEED TO KNOW MORE ABOUT HAMISH MACBETH

OR IT WILL MEAN MORE JAIL FOR YOU

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:00, archived)

Mister horrible I am in almost four jails

We need to discuss this draconian system

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:27, archived)

And really, I have more questions than answers about hamish macbeth's appearrance in 28 weeks later

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:30, archived)

That is the greatest wooly-onesie I ever did see!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)

The only way in, and out, is through the face hole.

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)

you talking about the woman or the wolly outfit?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

ask Rolf :-)

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)

UNEXPECTED CATSHOULDER

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:01, archived)

I think that's part of the pattern, but I'm not sure.

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)

can you tell what it is yet?

Is it a ropey caricature of yourself with the body of a kangaroo again?

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

dumdedum heheheh

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)

would it stop a bomb?

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:06, archived)

Casual knits and fashion slax FTW!

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:08, archived)

Husky & Beehive Chunk

part of the new Sainsbury's Organic range

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

Tell me more about Oxfam's urgent and exciting MAP campaign.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

by the look of the jumpers, I don't think that campaign's as urgent, or exciting as it once was.

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mozza, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:14, archived)

I've seen 70's knitting patterns like this...

Really... has it been shopped?

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:46, archived)

:-)

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)

Shove that up yer twunt!

*click*

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

It is important to remember the true meaning of Christmas.......

Quick and dirty, and I aint ashamed of it either.

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

They invented it.......!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:02, archived)

Always

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The only Dave is pushing things forward, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)

possibly an urban legend

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:05, archived)

I heard that Jesus was really an invention by their marketing company to acompany an advertising campaign

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

"I'm not getting on that crucifix, til I've had my coca fix"

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:31, archived)

That was Easter, dude!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:34, archived)

yes but its got you thinking about easter.

You'll need a Yuletide CokeCola baby Jesus unfertilised egg. That's fucking good cross product/brand/up-selling marketing that is.

(waxdart hello., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:53, archived)

I heard Cadburys invented easter...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:55, archived)

^candles! woos!

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)

Yay happy candles day...!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:54, archived)

T'is...

They stole the santa image and made it more popular... Just a coincidence that he was in Coke's colours.... Although I have heard his original suit was green.....

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:51, archived)

His suit, colours and paterns, from plain to checked differed depending which counrty....

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:59, archived)

"Do you expect me to talk?" "No Mr Bond, I expect you to vote for the new QOTW!"

Help us choose the new Question of the Week

Weird Rituals: David Cameron holds in his piss to concentrate. What weird borderline OCD shit do you do and why?

Room 101: We had a BBC2 light comedy flashback, and decided to ask what one thing you'd banish from the world and why. The words "[Name of
thing] Nuff Said" is the answer of a twat.

Loser: When have you snatched defeat from the jaws of victory, been shafted by The Man or missed out on a lift in the Honda Accord Of
Justice? (Don't vote for this one. It's for losers)

Shopping: "S H O P P I N G we're shopping", sung the Pet Shop Boys, in a song that was probably about going shopping in shops. Tell us stories
about shops.

And here is a picture of David Cameron holding in not only his own piss, but the piss of several other people:

VOTE NOW CLOSED

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

Look really, this is about hamish mcbride and why he was hamish macbeth at the end of 28 weeks later with blood all on his mouth

Terrible, terrible cross-promotion.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

I saw a really bad cross promotion in the supermarket the other day.

If you bought some Vagisil, you got a bag of pork scratchings free.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

You're just being silly

that didn't even happen, stop being silly.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)

But, I know what you mean.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

Are we witnessing the

start of some sort of breakdown here?

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

I have one question

Please just answer me

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

I mean that bit where he does a little moonwalk and says HAMISH MACBETH, ON YOUR BEST TEE VEE CHANNEL SOON

and then it cuts to infected people in front of the eiffel tower and there's no new season, what was that about?

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)

It really broke the moment

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:48, archived)

there's not going to be a new series of hamish macbeth

now go out there into the world, live your life forget about hamesh macbeth and be the best damn gronkpan you can be

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:49, archived)

I already know this

I just want to know why he lied to me at the end of 28 weeks later with blood all over his face

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

Can you please email him

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

ye wee shites

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

No I want a better answer

Please email him again or on the twitter

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

I once saw a midge-... a dwar-...a little person in Sainsburys.

True story.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

was she looking at the barbie dolls?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

It was a he.

And it wasn't a child. He was an individual of limited height.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

Was he working as paedo bait?

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

I don't think so. I think he was wearing a flat cap.

I was about 7 and made a big fuss and got shushed off mum :(

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:47, archived)

I think they were looking at everyone's knees.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

is this a joke?

a midge, a dwar and a little person walk into sainsburys

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:50, archived)

Which one is from Ireland, as that lot always do or say stupid things, the consequences of which provide the humorous content for the joke

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

swap dwar for leprechaun

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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:58, archived)

Shopping?

That's a bit of a girlie subject isn't it?

*votes for shopping*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

Men still shop, but it goes something like this:

1/ Man goes into shop where he KNOWS he will get what he wants.
2/ Man finds what he wants.
3/ Man buys what he wants.
4/ Man goes home/pub.

u jelly?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:52, archived)

The same applies to me

apart from the pub bit. Mine is usually a cafe for a nice cup of tea and a sit down.

I am not jelly and don't believe I ever was.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:11, archived)

From what I can tell

Women go shopping for the experience. It's all about the anticipation of finding the right thing that will fit or match or shock or thrill or not cost too much or cost too much or.... It's a bit like men looking for a jump.

Women occasional look for a jump, but it goes something like this:
1/ Woman goes into Club where she KNOWS she will get what she wants
2/ Women sees what she wants
3/ Woman gets what she wants
4/ Woman goes home/shopping.

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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 14:18, archived)

I bought new shoes!

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Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)

Tell me about your new shoes, human

Are they sparkly?

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:09, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

Why doesn't the new season of hamish macbeth start when all the virus people are infected and running around the eiffel tower like at the end of last season

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

are you having a Mortal Wombat style episode?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

No I just want to know where hamish macbeth is coming from

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

Scotland

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)

I mean why though, WHY

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:43, archived)

I mean it just seems like an awkward move for them to promote the new season of hamish macbetch at the end of 28 weeks later

He has blood all over him and then they didn't even do the new season

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

I don't know, Why doesn't the new season of hamish macbeth start when all the virus people are infected and running around the eiffel tower like at the end of last season?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)

because the sea weed?

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

I can't believe it's not "I Can't Believe it's Not Butter"

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:10, archived)

man you need to stop feeding your questions into chatbots

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

I love the inferred urgency.

Quick! Pull my cracker!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)

he's just a bit anxious in case

a) the bang doesn't go off
and b) Miss Money Penny gets the toy

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

uh-oh

that cracker came from Q branch

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

Quick tell him.... the insides have fallen out of his lightsaber...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:04, archived)

Shplendid!

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Captain Howdy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 17:10, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

Sean Connery has a license to slap bitches.

You don't get to disapprove, he does.

Man I don't get why hamish macbeth is one of those pretend zombies and blood on his face but he doesn't kill his kids and then the new season never happens

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:30, archived)

I know what you mean.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)

I am glad my friend

Apparently my opinions are too much for some

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

10.5 yolks per bottle you know!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

Arf!

Should be called bileductinks.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:31, archived)

steady on now

this is one of our biggest brands in December. Funnily enough though it is never served at our Xmas Parties. Which is tonight!!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

Woo!

I hope you make it out alive!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)

debatable

Parties for a company that makes and sells it's own alcoholic brands are always a little chaotic.

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

I just necked a 500ml bottle of water.

Suck that drink aware!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:46, archived)

i've been mixing tea and coffe all morning

i think i've had about 9 or 10 cups.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:13, archived)

YOU NEED HELP MAN!

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:44, archived)

Never been brave enough to try it

Probably because the bottle round my mum's house has been brought out for every Christmas since 1989

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:35, archived)

it's like a liquid omelette

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

you're really selling it

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

literally, I am!

I work for the brand agency that imports, markets and sells it in the UK

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Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:42, archived)

Advocaat?

Have a snowball, they're inoffensive enough.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

I'm manly enough to admit liking a snowball...

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:07, archived)

Ho Ho Ho

Ah.. cocksocks I see you did one similar Mr grotpig : )

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)

VLADIMIR PUTIN

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

Completely hatstand ;) phowah!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

I am looking at this and I am thinking

"I hope that watch is water resistant otherwise he's buggered it"

Not a lezzer, just prefer a bit more meat on my man

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:34, archived)

If that's skinny, I must be close to death.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:36, archived)

Eat more pie! He's a bit too taut for my liking

Relax. Take the weight off those bags of walnuts you're smuggling

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:37, archived)

Haha!

Oh and congrats btw! Double xmas dinner etc..(I know it's a myth but it's a great excuse!)

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

Thank ye!

I shall try my very best

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:41, archived)

"You only live ~~twice~~ naughty or nice, Mr Bond..."

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:24, archived)

Why did they even cast him as hamish macbeth when he should have been his own new character

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)

What do you mean?

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)

Has the b3ta hosting suddenly borked?

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:27, archived)

He's a versatile actor, why did they make him be hamish macbeth

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

I can't see it either :/

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:28, archived)

i do like the word 'borked'

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:29, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

HAHA!

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:38, archived)

Aw buggerit!

I knew there was something I wanted to get when I was out shopping *puts antlers and red nose on shopping list*

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:40, archived)

full of christmas spirit

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:44, archived)

This years Christmas card. I decided to go for something a little more traditional this time round.

CFB

(Mr Eraserhead Why aren't you a lemon?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)

This is full of fact!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:39, archived)

More Xmas cards should

feature dinosaurs in my view.

Interestingly enough, I just bought an Xmas card for my wife featuring a badly drawn elephant wearing boots and a Santa hat, a cockerel sitting on a ball clutching a flag saying "Joyeux Noel". It's possibly the oddest card I've ever seen, hence me buying it for t'wife.

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

Well I like this!

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Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:55, archived)

Nice I like it...... looks like my mates nativaty the year he let his two kids put it together..

Theirs had power rangers and hot wheels as well though...!!

(The invisable man Is having a long lazy soak in search, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 13:15, archived)

And then I woke up in the morgue

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:04, archived)

This is like that bit at the end of 28 weeks later where hamish mcbeth shows up and promotes a new season that never happens

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:08, archived)

I NEED a top notch Christmas jumper

but I can only find shitty cardies

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:14, archived)

you can buy this one

image source goodness here

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Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)

£33.50?

I need boots more than I need a top notch Christmas jumper.

Will save the link for the middle of summer :O)

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)

Yeah, I was looking for

really cheesy Xmas jumpers this year and they are all really expensive. So I didn't bother - I just bought some antlers for the dog.

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:32, archived)

I mean they could have told him that he was a different character

rather than "zombie" hamish macbeth.

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:20, archived)

Fuck yeah!

Bit pricey, but it looks like all orders come with some sort of cheese product.

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Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:22, archived)

I mean why did they even put him in there

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)

Fat James

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:03, archived)

his face at the end is superb

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:11, archived)

/\ this

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)

you fancy him?

(likeajackhammer, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)

This gets a woo for truth

and a yay for facial expressions!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:13, archived)

hehe!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:17, archived)

hahaha

excellent
*click*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:23, archived)

Ha ha ha!

:-D

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:33, archived)

this has taken me much longer than it really should

it's part of a pic i'm going to try and do, but if i never get it finished, here's this bit

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)

Blue Reindeer?!

What madness is this?!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:12, archived)

i don't know, cold?

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real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:54, archived)

if you touch his red nose it inflates james

Click for bigger (32 kb)

(grotpig, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)

Why does he look evil?

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M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:55, archived)

it's his look

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HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:00, archived)

Santa will have an interesting time with him guiding his sleigh

Especially in the cold weather

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:15, archived)

(RobertSwank, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:22, archived)

shocking

hahaha

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)

Oddjob looks a wee bit like flanbase there

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)

Its a conspiracy I tells ye!

(Chowder I'm So Meta, Even This Acronym., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:29, archived)

I can't tell the difference between compo entries and usual b3ta hatstandery!

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:26, archived)

Oh, do be careful, Miss Ho!

Happy onesies!

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RedHouse over yonder, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:31, archived)

Happy Candle to you

Happy Candle to you
Happy Candle, Drunken Miss Ho,
Happy Candle to you.

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dogbomb, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:40, archived)

Happy candles!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:44, archived)

happy b3ta2day2u2

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:51, archived)

happy b3ta2day

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Rotten Eggs I don't know why I call him Gerald, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:49, archived)

pffft

i't s a slaygh

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:43, archived)

moneypenny's let herself go a bit.

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Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:50, archived)

that's awesome

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:52, archived)

GET OUTTA ME FLAMIN SHOP YA MONGREL REVHEAD

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:07, archived)

Blah ! Blah ! Blah !

(DJTK, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)

Bah humbug!

:-)

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splorp ®, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:53, archived)

Blah to you too you miserable scotch git!

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Joliet, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:16, archived)

let it snow

let it snow

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dogbomb, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:05, archived)

O_O

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:15, archived)

argh!

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)

happy b3taday you old cock-knobber

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:25, archived)

happy b3taday :D

x x x

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dogbomb, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:38, archived)

Happy b3taday Emvee!

I got one too :)

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Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)

happy b3taday to you too

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drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:56, archived)

Candles etc.

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tim1701 I have no board signature!!!!!, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:45, archived)

hardcore :D

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hekim 66 ɐʇƐ𐐒 ʞɔnℲ uooW, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:18, archived)

Haha

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:24, archived)

                                                                                 
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:39, archived)

haha

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 11:47, archived)

Hahaha...

jesus, that's brilliant.

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dogbomb, Thu 15 Dec 2011, 12:53, archived)

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