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# Lottery, yes.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# Hmm, a Jedi needs not these thing.
Hookers, coke and vodka he needs.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
# To the UN he should go
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:37, archived)
# *vetoes*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:39, archived)
# *webtoes*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
# On A Picture, your Text is ;o)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:42, archived)
# the same thing I was going to say
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
# In your mind, he has pissed
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Artifact Compression Algorithm you are using, what is?
;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:55, archived)
# Mmm..
*dunks in tea*



*chokes, sprays tea and biscuits over desk*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:50, archived)
# NOW WITH EXTRA 1% FREE
Collect the tokens and get a free tent
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# hahha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:03, archived)
# Try this as a dip

(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:17, archived)
# Phwoar!!
I bet they taste salty
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# pure shit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 14:09, archived)
# So I'm busy that can't colour.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:33, archived)
# too much hoof.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:33, archived)
# o_o
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I would suggest this furry yiffing noncesense should fuck off to 4chan.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:21, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:26, archived)
# I HATE 4CHAN.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:47, archived)
# But you like Yiffing?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
# What's with all the yiff-bashing on here? To me it's just another form of homophobia.
Next thing you know we'll all be treating people as abnormal or inferior just because their sexual preference is for kids ... oh.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# You'd fit in better there.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# i'd say she's pretty crappy with that sword, judging from the amount of times she's sliced herself up with it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:33, archived)
# I'm starting to get an Edward Scissorhands vibe from this character.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# it also seems to bend the laws of perspective
the more I look at it the more my eyes hurt, like there's some Escher shit going on :D


that's better
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# Yeah - for sure - the sword should be passing behind her head.
I didnt comment on it though, because its a lot better than what i can do freehand.

EDIT - indeed it is better
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:47, archived)
# ^This.


I only really use reference if I can get it... and no I didn't use any for this.

EDIT: Agreed. Nice one HappyToast. ^^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:47, archived)
# poor mr blobby...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:48, archived)
# Yeah, the past few years haven't been kind to him
with Noel moving on to pastures new with Deal or no Deal.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
# not good :(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# So much for constructive criticism...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Sorry... ._.
(It's not meant to be good.)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# It is the tongue. not teeth.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Haha, the mind boggles
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:59, archived)
# Phew
Glad I'm not the only one who saw this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# The handle perspective is different to the
perspective of the sword point, irrespective of how she's holding it, it's definitely Escher. (even more so now you've fiddled with it). ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:01, archived)
# Yeah I noticed that too yours is better
but her left hand (right as you look at it) shouldn't be able to touch the end of the blade at that angle.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)
# she can if it's actually bent like a boomerang
have you never heard of the boomerang samurai? granted, they were never that famous, but they kind of had a cult following for a while. then obviously they were all butchered.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:34, archived)
# I had a go at correcting the perspective not perfect but better I think.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:08, archived)
# The right hand looks a little odd now
but this is a definite improvement :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:13, archived)
# Yeah didn't even attempt to fix the perspective on the hand I would have had to completely redraw it
I'd have thought someone as talented at drawing as Moggy wouldn't have got the perspective wrong in the first place but hey.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
# could always have just held the sword with one hand and have it "thrusting upwards" in some kind of "sword" like manner
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# Like He-Man?
IIII HAAAAVE DA YIIFFFFNEEEESSSSSS!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:19, archived)
# Hold on, you've just given me another alphabet idea
:D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:21, archived)
# you are on the cliff!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# Like this shot I did a couple of months back.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:27, archived)
# yay!
yay!

Can't argue with that :)


edit: just wanted an excuse to post that link really :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:37, archived)
# That's more like it.
I'm nominating you for the Neil Buchanan award for outstanding effort teaching kids how to do the art.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:18, archived)
# \:D/ yay
Now I need to create a massive mural of an elephant made out of bin liners and pebbles so that it looks good from a 40ft high crane! :D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:24, archived)
# Thank you ^^
very helpful
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 15:00, archived)
# Nice line art.
Something I have to try much harder to do.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Thank you ^^
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:53, archived)
# murmuring pants!...you can see the lips but ye can't tell what they're saying.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:36, archived)
# I can lip read a bit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:39, archived)
# It's hungry. IT'S HUNGRY!
*troopers fire guns into the air in celebration*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:40, archived)
# I love that film :-D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:41, archived)
# most people can..they just don't need to :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:45, archived)
# "never forgive"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# great catchphrase you should see Michael Ellis he's selling tshirts
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:13, archived)
# I am?
Are you sure about that?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:14, archived)
# you're so funnay!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# No, really
Do you really think I am selling tshirts?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# I'm trying to think of something to say to you
so you can put them on the next batch..gimme a moment..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:18, archived)
# So you *do* think I am selling tshirts
Would it be helpful if I told you I'm not and JJ is?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:19, archived)
# Oooh, he's deleting comments again
BRACE FOR IMMINENT FLOUNCING
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# I did wonder.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# I don't mind because everyone can see he is doing it and I know how he likes to have the last word and all
If it makes his day, then that's cool, I'm not a (tshirt selling) monster.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# yup that's why I do it.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# That's a crap tshirt slogan
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# INDEED
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha brill' it's like a troll convention
and yes I did delete a comment didn't I, away run along now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:22, archived)
# haha man, what's wrong with you, seriously
I'm asking you a simple question - Do you think that I am selling tshirts? If yes, then I'm afraid you're wrong - and it's ok to be wrong, really.

Chin up.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# just another moment..still thinking..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalala
Ah cannae hear ye
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# no wait I nearly had one there..
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:28, archived)
# I got one! How about:
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# I'd just like to say that I forgive you.
I know it's hard for you at the moment and we all have our little outbursts.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:35, archived)
# aaaw that's smashin'...you just keep up the good work
whatever it is you bring to here.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:38, archived)
# shhh gimme a moment!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:21, archived)
# WHY DIDNT YOU COLOR IT YOU CUNT
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:43, archived)
# Is he that Noda fella?
Ive lost track of Japanese Prime ministers now - theyve had something like 200 in the last year.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:49, archived)
# I hope to collage of guy. Japan disrupted the bad guy.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:52, archived)
# Team Rocket?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# High tax pressure on the economy. (His plan).
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
# BIG BOSS
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:58, archived)
# Hahahaha! SORIDU SNAKEUH.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:00, archived)
# Noda is a gang related.
real fact.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:08, archived)
# A cool gang like Bosuzoku?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:12, archived)
# No. uncool.
×Bosuzoku
○Unkozoku.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# Oh yes Unkozoku, your rival no doubt?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:14, archived)
# They are fools cause inconvenience to others.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:35, archived)
# It's the pigtails that does it!
You can see this would cause inconvenience to others, how insensitive!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
#
But I think , that blog has not relation totally.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
# Oh I see. But I can not find any reference to Unkozoku on Google
can you explain who they are?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
# Hmm.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:42, archived)
# Oh Gay Bikers :D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:14, archived)
# I'M USING CAPITALS TO EMPHASISE THAT YOU'RE THE CUNT

LOL LOL LOL
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# Nice arts!
What ^they said about the perspective, though
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:11, archived)
# Thank you ^^
*hugs*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:12, archived)
# XD Thanks XD
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:27, archived)
# richard dawkins teef
aaaa
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:04, archived)
# more chicks with swords
wait, she has a tail

and.. stitches

ah well, close enough :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:16, archived)
# She needs to learn how to use that sword for her own safety.
Like urgently.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:20, archived)
# it's clearly a magic sword, it defies any concept of perspective
be good for slaying enemies that way innit
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:32, archived)
# "It's Friday, Zip,,, Lob!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# and todays Girly Girls are:
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:28, archived)
# Oooh, im liking that Fann Wong lass
And its BAAH RAM EWE
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:53, archived)
# She was great in
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:02, archived)
# Okayyyy, that's wrap.

We've had every birthday of every imaginable celebrity now.
Phoow! Glad that's out of the way eh?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:42, archived)
# There more than 6 billion people
and supposedly every one gets 15 minutes of fame. I make that 16438356 people per day. Should last a while.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:04, archived)
# That'll do pig, that'll do....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:13, archived)
# Eh?
edit: Ah.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:21, archived)
# :)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:15, archived)
# There isn't enough computing power in the world to calculate all the FILTADs though
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:15, archived)
# ->>TO THE QUANTUM CLOUD!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:19, archived)
# :-D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:21, archived)
# stop bitching..ta
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:25, archived)
# Stop: Zalgo time.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:29, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:32, archived)
# Heh heh!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# Yeah, because all the bitching should be left to you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:54, archived)
# I find it amusing that the people who bitch over these
are the same ones who churn out half arsed face memes over and over and over....


(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:56, archived)
# That is indeed amusing
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
# You find it amusing that you are making incorrect observations?
Oh well, whatever kills time i guess
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:01, archived)
# LOL!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:16, archived)
# Stop bitching about bitching..ta
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:10, archived)
# We've been wondering on /talk, are you a racist?
It's been suggested you don't do these vector things of any black men or women.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:23, archived)
# *gets popcorn*
*awaits shitsorm from half of /board*

I honestly haven't noticed, so I am merely observing this.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:27, archived)
# It's just a simple question. A yes or no will be fine.
edit: not from you, I meant.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:28, archived)
# I guess a big chunk of it depends on what requests are made.
I'd be surprised if Wobbly was racist.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:30, archived)
# I'm not sure I really care.
Just thought I'd get an answer for pigster, clear this up for him.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:32, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:35, archived)
# I almost feel the need
to make a 'shop of the Ku Klux Klangers.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:36, archived)
# I cant imagine its any more racist than men's magazines like nuts and zoo whos vast majority of models are caucasians.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:40, archived)
# Like crabs and lobsters?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:42, archived)
# No silly, that's croissants.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:43, archived)
# Exactly.
Cor, did you check out that spider crab's egg sacs on the last issue's cover? I think it was the 'MOST SWOLLEN SACS' special issue
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:44, archived)
# WETTEST OVIPOSITOR SPECIAL EDITION
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:57, archived)
# yea poor models getting paid all that money to get their tits out
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:47, archived)
# Get your tits out love, I'll chuck you a couple of quid, honestly
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:06, archived)
# No... and I have!

* Oh,sorry that last one was an adder not a person.

I could go on
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:20, archived)
# Thanks, cleared that up then.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:21, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Why did you make them look whiter?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:23, archived)
# *adds cornflour*
The plot thickens!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:25, archived)
# do they not get to go in the same post as the white people?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:24, archived)
# These are historic ones I have done and they would have been posted along with other people sharing the same birthday.
Please let me make this clear - I am not racist in any way (unless it's funny) and I make jokes about everything... Black, White, Green, Magenta, Christian, Jedi, Spaghetti Monsters, Rob... anything!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:41, archived)
# Hey Wobbly Bloke,
Thanks for clearing that up for me. It seems you are a man of talent stuck among racists, if you ever need someone to talk to, you know where I am.

Lots of love,

Pigsy.

Xx
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
# Now you're trying too hard.
Next you'll say that you even know some black people.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# Ms Wong above is perhaps a better example
indicating that /talk are still simply full of it and only fol-rol-de-roling per usual.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:34, archived)
# :'(
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:36, archived)
# That said,
yesterday I accidentally clicked /talk and wasn't ripped an extra one at all for commenting in the wrong subforum
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# We're not the cunts you all make us out to be.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:57, archived)
# Yes you are, I've left /talk FIVE-EVA cos of all the horrid bullying by you people :(((
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:13, archived)
# CUNT
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:25, archived)
# LUB U
xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:30, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:12, archived)
# ^ This
It's ironic that I was called someone inquired if I was racist in a post where I posted images of people from various races (and Take That).
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:46, archived)
# You weren't called racist, someone inquired if you are racist
It's this overly defensive attitude that's making people think you're a racist.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:27, archived)
# * Fixed now
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:40, archived)
# Lord Reith, you surprised us.
Don't take it so seriously! ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:44, archived)
# Are you a bit of a cunt? Just asking.
If you say no, everyone will assume you are,
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:51, archived)
# THAT'S THE SPIRIT
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:52, archived)
# Personally, I quite like the b3ta cowd as a generalized bunch
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:55, archived)
# I ain't got any problems with people here
Just don't understand why people take it so seriously, it's all JAPES
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:57, archived)
# That was mean.
Can't a man ask a question on this board without getting attacked. And you say we're the trolls.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:56, archived)
# Right and here's the guide to /talk
Listening? Ready?
None of it matters and no-one cares about you
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:31, archived)
# NIGGER HATER.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:50, archived)
# bladmonkey for /board mod!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:58, archived)
# Hope this finds you well?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:54, archived)
# Go nuts dough nuts
Image and video hosting by TinyPic
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:52, archived)
[challenge entry] ^ Nice

(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:55, archived)
# But who's the better driver?
Racem!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 8:22, archived)
# VOTE FOR CHARLEMAGNE
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
# deez nuts hee hee
hold on to your coke!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:20, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:43, archived)
# Where's my fucking cement you retards?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:43, archived)
# It was on a cruise ship that sank.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:56, archived)
# FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 11:21, archived)
# Happy birthday, cement mixer!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:48, archived)
# Did you say a pound of sand...or pound sand?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:50, archived)
# Croissant
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:17, archived)
# MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:54, archived)
# Step away from the picture below when you say that.
O.k.,...that thing is really freaking me out now!.... o/
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:57, archived)
# Is there a set of these?
Or is nothing concrete yet?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:23, archived)
# This says it all
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:23, archived)
# puty puty !!
love dis tune!!!
his hands are fucking huge
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:07, archived)
# Ningles Atomic! Awesome work!
A Caterpillar D10 tomorrow please!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:51, archived)
# :D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 12:17, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:41, archived)
# WHAT THE SHUDDERING FUCK IS THAT!
What a way to wake up - thanks!

PS: The one below gets a click. B3ta needs more side-boob!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:43, archived)
# Have a wank
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:52, archived)
# :P
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:44, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:45, archived)
# This is why other planets don't want to talk to us.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:48, archived)
# Ah, sexy time is here.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:23, archived)
# That's udderly fantastic
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:34, archived)
# CONGRATULATION
Is a babby hogis
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:54, archived)
# TITS WITH COWS ... oh, hang on
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# now that's an aggressive cancer
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:50, archived)
# Christ, it's gonna blow!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 7:53, archived)
# WHOAH WHOAH WHOAH!!!! slow down bub! give someone else a chance to post something
also: wow, fuck!!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:48, archived)
# PHWOAR
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 10:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 4:24, archived)
# LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
 
woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:13, archived)
#
LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING WANKING TO YOU



/fixed
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:22, archived)
# MAKE LOVE TO THE CAMERA, OH YES
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:25, archived)
# her darkest hour
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:17, archived)
# you know what she needs? a shoulder hat
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:24, archived)
# oh yes
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:34, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:42, archived)
# C'EST SI BON
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:50, archived)
# tray chic
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:51, archived)
# c'est magnifique
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:01, archived)
# I am on the thin side, you are on the fat side
 

 
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 3:32, archived)
# More cowbell!
(i like this)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 4:21, archived)
# CUT A PIECE THAT'S BITE SIZED, SHOOT ME FROM MY BAD SIDE
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:15, archived)
# Cor!
That's nice.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 4:24, archived)
# Dresden Dolls back here tonight, fuck yeah
just feeding the cat and getting a few under my belt


(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:12, archived)
# Amanda I could take or leave, but oh, Brian
 
Next to Greg Saunier he's my favourite drummer, through Brian has more finesse
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:13, archived)
# Have you seen/heard viggy&vika's icelandic concert of covers on drums and piano?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:35, archived)
# not yet!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:51, archived)
# This is really nice too.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 5:43, archived)
# your experience may vary
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# LOOK AT ME
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:34, archived)
# No! Look at me!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:37, archived)
# Hahaha!
\o/
/ \
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:52, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:36, archived)
# it's whats for dindins
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:48, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:49, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:51, archived)
# is this some kind of veiled commentary about me?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:54, archived)
# This whole site is about you.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:58, archived)
# i'm so vain
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:04, archived)
# it's as if you've peered into the nether regions of my storage devices
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:13, archived)
# I just put on a blindfold and feel my way around.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:19, archived)
# tell me what this feels like then
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:23, archived)
# Feels like a shit tattoo.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:30, archived)
# yeah, sorry. i didnt put all of my love in to it
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:41, archived)
# It seems like we're drifting apart.
I don't know you anymore. You haven't touched me..............ever..................! This might be the end of us.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 3:25, archived)
# This
actually made me snort cider through my nostrils.
Yeah, i am drinking cider, what of it?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:55, archived)
# DRUG FAIL
You're not supposed to snort it.

Last beer then bed I guess, bye B3tans.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:54, archived)
# PedroHin says, "Goodnight...we love you, Cleveland! We'll see you all again next year!"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 3:18, archived)
# Was this about me?
Only i added a similar comment to something i posted on links, yet have not made, nor have any input in?

Am i being paranoid, or do i just need a hug?

Fuck it, pcmechanic is gonna stab me anyway!

Actually, Pcmechanic is on my list of people that i don't hate.He knows why!..And it has nothing to do with protection money! ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:46, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:49, archived)
# FUCK NIGHT! FUCK NIGHT!......Get your fuck here!......FUCK NIGHT!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:53, archived)
# Hearing Harry's defence made me think of this
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# I did wonder...
how he could be persuaded to adopt the "AJ Rimmer Defence"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:08, archived)
# he's also a fantastic swimmer
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:18, archived)
# something something Yul Brynner
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:24, archived)
# winner winner chicken dinner?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:32, archived)
# Without him Spurs would be much grimmer
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:38, archived)
# Awesome =)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:26, archived)
# Still bitter
gif maker
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:29, archived)
# me too, man
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:30, archived)
# Bitter, Mike?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:34, archived)
# Don't be a quitter.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:36, archived)
# made this on the shitter
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# the one made of cat litter?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# I'm sure I told you on twitter
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
# gary glitter etc
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# didnt we do this last week?tter
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:45, archived)
# pita bread
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# YES
PffT
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:50, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:39, archived)
# Does Mediocre know you're using his pic as a source?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:41, archived)
# He gazzed me and I explained that it was free-source since he made he posted during a pre-post.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# oh!
I always thought it was post-post
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:28, archived)
# Art base: Mediocre
Character base: Dekionplexis
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# whoever you are, mediocre is infinitely more amusing than you
get tae fuck
spotify:track:6OpHgAc03o9D6frQXx8p1T (Subduction by Kriotek)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:09, archived)
# As bitter as boiling piss?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:42, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:35, archived)
# Gotta love your ultra conservative theocracies
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Im seeing that as a lady in a burka....
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:10, archived)
# If there's anything funnier than Mr Tourette
I haven't found it yet
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Drive by abuser is my fave for some reason
Every action in life can be described with his voice, and instantly come across as funny, patronising and hateful.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyIsoBraCr4

I have a fridge magnet featuring him saying "getting a snack from the fridge, yeah?"
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:33, archived)
# Heh, you should have one inside that says "Looks like it, an' all!"
I like the simplicity of the village flowerbed one myself...
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:40, archived)
# Quoting your favourite bits from the telly, yeah?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:46, archived)
# hahaha...they're ace those
guaranteed chuckles
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:52, archived)
[challenge entry] Look at my big banana!

Edit: Posts over an E Dubya anim, smart move Kronos!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# SHE'S LIKE THA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Hahahaha - sometimes, you just cant get rid of a banana....
Jeez - why do they always give batman white eyes in the comics? Black eyes are FAR scarier!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:10, archived)
# Hahaha
*click*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:00, archived)
# OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:23, archived)
# batfail
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:37, archived)
[challenge entry] OH NOES!!!....run little fella.....
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# Run Nana Run!!
superb Elvis :D
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:59, archived)
# Face it kid, you is monkey lunch!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:00, archived)
# RAPE THAT NANA GOODE
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:04, archived)
# Top stuff EW!
That running 'nana looks familiar though - is it from another anim of yours?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:13, archived)
# yep...my very first FP...:D
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:17, archived)
# Yey!
This'll teach him to be so damn chipper!
A visit from JACK THE CHImPPER!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:18, archived)
# awww
poor 'nana
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:21, archived)
# Does it?


(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:57, archived)
# But does it zoetrope?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:58, archived)
# Fantastic!
Click 'n Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 1:01, archived)
# No!...I can't watch.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 4:20, archived)
# poor bananana
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 4:58, archived)
# Run banana run for your life :D
woo
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 9:31, archived)
# This is lovely
Great idea and beautifully animated. Woo!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 19:59, archived)
# Is that
a Gorimpanzee ??
(, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 11:30, archived)
# haha...certainly is...well spotted :)
(, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 22:44, archived)
# This is brill
I'm gonna watch until he gets caught
(, Sat 28 Jan 2012, 12:31, archived)
# get him!
love this
(, Sun 29 Jan 2012, 9:29, archived)
# Hahahahaah
class
(, Mon 30 Jan 2012, 19:00, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# noo jack javierl
spotify:track:6lOPbNUxDvkUkWpJLebgs7 (Raspberry Beret by Prince & The Revolution)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# uhoh
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# Toucher du jambon.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Le CDC Sportif
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# oh wow, i CAN understand some French :P
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
# le piss de boilage
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)
#
ébouillanter la pisse
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:14, archived)
# yeah - what he said
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# 'stie de calisse
tabarnak!
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 3:30, archived)
# I'vehad rather a few beers.
Is this mumsnet.com?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# flagrant combover abuse in one so tragically young
 
also, kill it with hammers
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# This kid seemed to be struck by the misfortune of always have the wind directly behind him in every photo.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
# Hahaha
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:12, archived)
# Kids these days are gonna grow up with the condition Emo Neck
where their neck is so deformed that their head is permanently canted to one side, because they've spent their formative years with one ear pointing at the ground TRYING TO KEEP THAT FUCKING STUPID FRINGE away from their face
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# AWAY from their face?
Shit, I've been doing it wrong.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
# NSFW
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:15, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAH!!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# In real life JJ looks like Justin Beiber? :O
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Why did I click that?
:(
Edit: Also NSFW
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:18, archived)
# Hahahahhaahhahahahahahahahahaha
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:18, archived)
# now there's something you don't see every day, Chauncey
 
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# moggy?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# One lump or two?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# REET UP DA GOOCH!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:22, archived)
# :D haha
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:29, archived)
# I hear her breathe on my cheeks
www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfg97-5uhFQ

JUST A FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL TO BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE
SHE'S LIKE THA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
www.b3ta.com/talk/7432751
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# ...will never leave are hearts.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:40, archived)
# SHE'S LIKE THA WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:54, archived)
# Squido thoroughly graped ;)
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:15, archived)
#
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:24, archived)
# Hahahaha, what a song!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:56, archived)
# wow!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:57, archived)
# I like how she even has a tiny, tiny dildo there so she can roleplay the early years.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# you look a lot younger in the picture
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# HOLY FUCK I JUST NOTICED THE ONE OF JESUS
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:21, archived)
# christ!
I don't want to know what she does with all those cuddly toys...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:20, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Goodness borne from threadwaste!

Replace bieber with JJ, and we've got ourselves a moggy!

Im pretty sure that's a shopped composite though. I can tell from the drop shadows on everything. And the pixels.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)
# Strewth, she's been busy, very busy.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:30, archived)
# Friggin' fer Jeesber
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:33, archived)
# Blistering action
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Eurrghh!
Her feet are filthy.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# I know, I cringed at them too.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# INDEED --- FUCKING HAWT, EH?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:36, archived)
# dirty fine assed bitch
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:39, archived)
# Ewwww!....Still would.
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 2:00, archived)
# o_____________o
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:38, archived)
# Nah, you're in. There a picture of some horses up on the left.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:42, archived)
# hahahah
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:44, archived)
# Oh yeah, so there is...
But why? If it's a wall of Justin Bieber wouldn't it be a picture of some diseased rodent?

Yeah, I don't like him.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:46, archived)
# oh my
*applies mind bleach*
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:05, archived)
# WHAT THE FUCK?!
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK!?

edit: Does he come with a realistic squeaking noise?
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:43, archived)
# micto's had her
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:32, archived)
# You forgot to compo it.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:45, archived)
# {:-)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:58, archived)
# WTF is this about?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:49, archived)
[challenge entry] Pearoastfuck
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:58, archived)
# Monkey FUCK monkey do
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# THE CALL OF FUCK
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# :RISE OF THE POO 'TANG
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:19, archived)
# Jack Nicholson was right.
I can't handle the truth!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# {:-D
'...the one where the ghost dies at the end'
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:53, archived)
# I predict a swing to the left
followed by a swing to the right.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] What a cheeky monkey!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:17, archived)
# The rare albino bum ape?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:25, archived)
# he's arsier
than a tarsier...
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:27, archived)
# More a gorilla,
than a chinchilla.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:55, archived)
#
ass monkey !
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 6:17, archived)
# Sick to death


Click for bigger (66 kb)


Edit: I admit I mayb have probably got the exact font weight and type minisculy wrong, but it's getting on my tits all this stuff.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:57, archived)
# Keep calm
And carry on!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:58, archived)
# yes, it's a really overdone thing
p.s. saving as a gif would have saved all that horrible compression
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Cheers
It was the red mist that stopped it. All that red.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
#
 

 
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Keep calm and learn to .gif
:)
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:59, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# hey, hows it goin there, 'milestone killer'?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:01, archived)
# Hey, I came *this* close to deleting the 10,000,000th post
Your 20k meant nothing to me.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# wow.
so do you eat babies and kittens on your spare time?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# Eat babies and kittens? What kind of monster do you think I am?
I would never dirty my body with the flesh of the unclean. I merely kill and discard.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# you pull the wings off of puppies and steal all of the eggs out of rabbit nests
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hey, someone needs to collect mini-eggs for cadburys. Easter is coming you know.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:09, archived)
# yeah - I used to love that poster...
now I'm sick of the sight of it.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# While I agree with the general sentiment
(Despite really liking the original poster), the font work is particularly difficult as it was hand-lettered.

Charlie Brooker had a good rant about it:
www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/jan/08/charlie-brooker-new-year
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:04, archived)
# Yes!
I liked that. He's usually right about these kind of things is Charlie. And yes, it was a handmade font, but I saw some twonk who'd done it in Myriad somewhere. Fucking Myriad of all things.
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# Hahaha - excellent, and i agree with this SO much
*clicked, shared to faecesbook*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# things
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:57, archived)
# a'ight
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:58, archived)
# And not enough attention was given on /talk
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 22:58, archived)
# :(
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:00, archived)
# cool story sissy
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# alright whorsepower
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:05, archived)
# half left bou
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# ....go bump in the night?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# ...can only get butter?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:03, archived)
# tings
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:02, archived)
# ...were poked up your rectum on /talk?
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:06, archived)
# i'm not surprised -- just look at them
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:11, archived)
# :D
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:13, archived)
# thom yorke
1st one on the 2nd row
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:26, archived)
# LEAVE THOM ALONE
LEAVE HIM ALONE
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:50, archived)
# They're just the ones who are allowed out to be photographed
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:34, archived)
# Would.
All at once or one at a time, it don't matter
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:35, archived)
# they want some company
(, Fri 27 Jan 2012, 0:03, archived)
#
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:07, archived)
# I haven't watched that in years.
*sings along*
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:08, archived)
# back when weebl was good
www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Strawberry+Pancakes/

though to be fair I should sit down one day and catch up on all the recent stuff, I should not pre-judge
(, Thu 26 Jan 2012, 23:23, archived)

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