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Cute cat needs worming

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Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:27, archived)

that is not a cat

it is a tapeworm in a cat costume

(patella, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:39, archived)

Haha - i like this :-D

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Satirists! You may now retire! BOOM!

more of this sort of piss wizardry

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mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

Yay

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:28, archived)

So, could you re-purpose this image and just slap a label on the pig saying

"Tax-Payers", or whatever? Because if you could, you may have a future as a political cartoonist.

(Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:30, archived)

BRANT

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCPRqmMsKYI

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

I fucking love your stuff.

Also your site needs a favicon.

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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

Oh, hey....

what's this? A nice big slice of win cake?? Here... you have it.

(iammoog Jumps In De Line and Rocks His Body In Time, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:48, archived)

Bloody marvellous.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:52, archived)

That's not just satire

that's sexy satire!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

Hahaha, superb!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:13, archived)

fuck yes

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:16, archived)

quite, quite brilliant!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)

You are Beau Bo D'or

AICMFP.

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Halk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:22, archived)

Finally,

Somebody brave enough to say it.

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Willmot laid a scotch egg, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:05, archived)

Right on!

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the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:25, archived)

AT LAST some informed and intelligent comment

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vladimir, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:12, archived)

This wins the internet

the pig is not the internet. You awesome nutcase you.

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slartifartfast When all around are losing their heads, duck., Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:11, archived)

Hopefully hasn't bindun.

Thadly I mithed the comp. :(

(fat_bastard http://www.withoutapaddle2013.blogspot.co.uk/, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:15, archived)

To HULL!

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:21, archived)

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:25, archived)

Snap!

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barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:29, archived)

hehe, nicely, I went a little more OTT

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The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:31, archived)

I'm starting to scare myself now

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:58, archived)

Kill it

with fucking big flaming fucking hammers.
Quite cute actually.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

squee!

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

Bet the puppy's got a splitting headache..

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:10, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbbCkWgJ6_0

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:13, archived)

Your sig, as spoken by Eric Idle in Transformers: The Movie.

Do I win a prize?

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:17, archived)

Don't forget Judd Nelson

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:26, archived)

He's never far from my mind.

YOU LOAD UP, YOU PARTY

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:37, archived)

Ack - you've stirred the transformers master!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:45, archived)

Yes - an energon goodie

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:46, archived)

In my head I've translated that as Transformer biltong.

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:55, archived)

More than meat just dried.

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:04, archived)

*awards gold star*

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:09, archived)

*applauds*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:27, archived)

Haha, true!

Jerky energy

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:14, archived)

Perhaps unsurprisingly, a Google images search turns up some very strange results ...

I'm not convinced that most of them have ANYTHING to do with Transformers

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:20, archived)

yiff yiff

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

Finally, some wanking material

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

moggy is gone, so someone has to supply it

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

She sends me stuff every Wednesday, but I've already wanked myself raw over it

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:46, archived)

you have been forgiven

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:06, archived)

Fuckin' Care Bears!

Great work!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:05, archived)

ohhhhh yeah baby

i done a barney vid

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

hahahahaha

fun for all the family!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:36, archived)

I don't believe for one second that they are saying the "f" word.

Just because you put a beep in there doesn't make it so.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:19, archived)

A silhouette of Barney from the front, with legs together and arms tucked in, would resemble a giant cock

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:44, archived)

Hahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:17, archived)

Did you know Barney's Yellow friend was called BJ?

Trufax

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 17:29, archived)

awesome!

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Clueless Egg Cunt ...of course i'm beach ready!, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:13, archived)

Personal hygiene is a serious matter.

(Gyck Ryder, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

Good advice

edit/

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:39, archived)

I once walked in on a work colleague washing his cock in the sink O_O

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

So the signs do work.

(Gyck Ryder, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:42, archived)

Never forgive!

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

He then laid out his ballsack across the draining board to dry it

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:04, archived)

I can imagine someone on the farm doing that regularly with their prize cock

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discomeats This canoe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:56, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

Pffft

Fucking ace

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:48, archived)

hahaha

tubgirl?

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:03, archived)

Hahahah, eeeeww!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:22, archived)

Gif cherry popped :)

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:07, archived)

Hi Dave

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

Hello there :)

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:08, archived)

RDLI in happier times.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:10, archived)

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:12, archived)

"big shit"

lmao

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:22, archived)

It's what Rdli would have wanted.

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

CUIAT!

*concerted effort to make this the new RDLI"

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:40, archived)

Not Regulation

It's not magenta enough and there are only 2 on the lower ball.

(xaer0mancer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:36, archived)

Poor RDLI

He never stood a chance.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:16, archived)

it's people like you that he died to save

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:17, archived)

Exactly.

Waste of time wasn't it. :(

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:19, archived)

Sorry, but I'm not going to post this in a new thread

NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
NSFW
I'm not sure if I will ever be the same again after making this and I spent far too much time on it to be healthy
i40.tinypic.com/ih4q6u.jpg

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:18, archived)

Hahaha

fucking hell

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:23, archived)

That is awesome man

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The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:25, archived)

Fuck

I will never click another of your links again
/never forgive. :)

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XLVII .uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

haha!

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:26, archived)

Oh fuck

Hahahahahaha

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:28, archived)

Mother?

.................. father??

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

Jesus Colin Christ on a scateboard!!!!!!!!!!!

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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:29, archived)

*scratches balls*

awesome

(mr sausage wanks merrily, not furiously, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)

URGH!! bleach for my eyes!!

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:32, archived)

hahahahahaha

She looks so proud of them!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:34, archived)

Is some of that you? If yes, which bits...?

which bits...?

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Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

Ha !

A prime candidate for a waxing salon

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:36, archived)

Argh

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:37, archived)

Phwooagh

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

*keeps eyes on the mantlepiece*

*pokes fire*

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fuscous, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:40, archived)

WAAAARRRGH! *stabs self in the eyes with a pencil*

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:43, archived)

Cor!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:45, archived)

I'm giggling silently, trying not to wake the Mrs.

That is both horrible and excellently executed.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

He puts his hand up her skirt, gets a hold of the old meat and two veg, right? Thinks, hang on, I’ve paid my money, I’m going to have something, so he flips him over, and he fu...

...and...and funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away!

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An Eagle in Your Mind, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47, archived)

:-D

*opens Alan's secret drawer*

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:07, archived)

The contents of this drawer first appeared in the Pulp Fiction briefcase, you know

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:11, archived)

haha

that was very badly funny

(patella, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:55, archived)

Hahaha

Superbly done

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boris the spider, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

*clicks at work*

LIVING ON THE EDGE

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Spunky McPunk not dead yet, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:16, archived)

oh jeeeeze!

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atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:11, archived)

Oh fuck, hahahaha!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:25, archived)

+10 points to anyone who...

...did NOT enlarge the pic.

(timbolator successfully hiding from the authorities on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 18:52, archived)

o_O Holy fuck

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Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:17, archived)

I can't look away, no matter how much I want to

(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:08, archived)

Brilliant.

Deserves the Front page!

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Varmint, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:32, archived)

I have the weirdest boner right now...

(The Luggage is haunted..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:44, archived)

ITS A TRAP!

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 22:26, archived)

haha

He loves it!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:35, archived)

RDLI when he was only fucking animals and not kids

good times

(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:44, archived)

if you go down to the woods...

Click for bigger (169 kb)

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Ya What Skiddlyboop, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

hahaha

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

O_o

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

O.O

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:42, archived)

erm

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

Would, would, wouldn't.

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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:46, archived)

Poor child has the job of clearing up "it's" mess

Fecked up movie that was. o_O

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:54, archived)

Hahahaha.

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 16:29, archived)

I'm really chuffed how this turned out, took long enough. Having said that it's probably bindun

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

Pfft!

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Ooh very good sir!

That's getting *clicked*
:)

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

Cheers:)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

hahahaha!

The cad!

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

hehe, Just realised that's 14 layers:P

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

say what?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

The image:P

I think it was your post in twitter about the new film that gave me the idea, :)

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:38, archived)

What's a bollock moustache, or am I better off not asking?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:35, archived)

All the best ones are:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:36, archived)

Did I just turn over 2 pages at once?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:37, archived)

If you turn the pages really fast it looks like it's waving:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:39, archived)

Malborough's answer to Tom Selleck

click btw

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:43, archived)

Marlborough's a lovely place.

Spent a Christmas down there and used to do sound at the Jazz festival.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:45, archived)

haha, great

He looks jolly pleased with himself, going by his clenched fist gesture

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:57, archived)

Fisting call for Ms Keith

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:59, archived)

Excellent :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:54, archived)

very nice sir

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brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:50, archived)

Hahaha, excellent!

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Lord Kronos Go Team Pachyderm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 0:43, archived)

nice..

did this last year... :D

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moke a man, a plan, a canal, panama!, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:47, archived)

FLUFFY TIME!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:16, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

hahahaha poor wee things :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:25, archived)

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:28, archived)

Haha

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:30, archived)

filth

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:34, archived)

Click for bigger (89 kb)

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:04, archived)

Hahaha

*click*

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:26, archived)

YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:27, archived)

Bwahahahahaha

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:32, archived)

That's some fantastic pube styling!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:50, archived)

hahahaha

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:55, archived)

haha

oh man...

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shiro_kuma, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 10:33, archived)

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

why has he got his belly button pierced with a maggot?

: D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

gi!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:11, archived)

gi tae fack

; D

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

why has he gi

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

why indeed?

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:13, archived)

Burn it and beat the remains with a hammer!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

FUCK

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:20, archived)

(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:24, archived)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:56, archived)

Just after Show and Tell. A severe case of indigestion from killing and eating all those little children was not able to spoil the mood for Flopsy.

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:01, archived)

Good Lord!!

*fears* :)

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:02, archived)

*stares*

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

Aaaaaarrrrrgggghhh!

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

The Rabbit of Caerbannog's offspring?

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:03, archived)

he'll do you up a treat, mate!

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:06, archived)

You manky Scots git!

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inexpressible started a joke on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:07, archived)

I'm warning you! :)

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:10, archived)

Yoinks!

No breast feeding there..

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claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:15, archived)

haha, Bright eyes

Pesky wabbit? Joe pesky wabbit?

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:18, archived)

Oh bless

Still looks cute!

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:29, archived)

cute cute hideous cute

(patella, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

THE MEMBRANES

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:50, archived)

Should probably roll this out

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Bela Lugosi's Dad, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

He's gettin' some hot lovin' Tonight!

(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 15:12, archived)

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:20, archived)

Hahahahahahahahahhaha

Good God!! Noon Joe!
Alreet fella? :D

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:23, archived)

well, hello sir

Not too bad.

Getting fed up waiting for house stuff to sort itself out so I can finally escape that there London

Apart from that, tickety boo!

Yourself?

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

Fine thankee!

We're you off to then mate?
Hope all goes well ;D

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)

The wilds of Essex

It's got trees and everything

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:43, archived)

Ooh smashing!!

Best of luck with the move :)

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:51, archived)

that's Daniel Levy, that is

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:29, archived)

I reckon he's working out how much he can fleece the FA for as we speak

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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

Aww she's so.. AARGH!

eer.. hellsent?

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Uhhh... best not breastfeed THAT one.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

Beast-fed not Breast

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:36, archived)

A face only a mother could love

if she was a mental

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:45, archived)

Had to search hard to find this after I lost my old website :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:04, archived)

This is what furries look like if you feed them after midnight.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

haha :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:08, archived)

Help us choose the new Question of the Week

The usual travesty of democracy...

Not having sex: Tell us about times you've somehow managed to not have sex.

Oscar-winning performances: When have you acted your heart out to avoid an outcome you didn't want? Have you talked your way out of a fight, talked your way into someone's bed or dodged a prison sentence in court? What moment in your life would you award yourself an Oscar for?

I am awesome because: Have you done a burnout on your shitty scooter that your mates at college thought was amazing? Did you jump your bmx a foot off the ground? What things have you done that you think are totally awesome and everyone else needs to hear you brag about? And no, you did not pick up two supermodels in your Honda Accord and then have a threesome

Taking the Blame: Tell us of times were either you've framed others or vice versa...

Random Acts of Kindness: Has anyone ever been nice to you, out of the blue, for no reason? Have you ever helped an old lady across the road even when she didn't want to? Make us believe that the world is a better place than the media and experience suggest.

Vote ends about 1pm-ish

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

SIIIIRRRR SIRRRRR

MU'S BEING NAUGHTY I SAW HIM, I SAW HIM BEING NAUGHTY

edit: The first topic should break all QOTW records in number of posts LOL

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

Random acts of kindness.

Lets have a nice one not full of sex lies for once.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

I voted for that too!

Hey, we're like blood brothers or summink.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

For a brief moment I thought the 'not having sex' one was catching up now my hopes are dashed.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

Surely "not having sex" would qualify as an act of kindness for 98.3% of b3tans.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:18, archived)

And then we cut outside to see a protest, a crowd of people holding signs saying "WE ARE THE 98.3%".

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:31, archived)

While the 1.7% hammer at one another's orifices in blissful and oily ignorance.

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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:35, archived)

"Oily Ignorance".

Sounds like a term a shampoo advert would use.

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Bourbon Fox Bourbon is a moron, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:37, archived)

Itchy scalp? Maybe you suffer from Oily Ignorance.

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Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:38, archived)

But we allready have a Question of the Week

Does this look like a cdc?

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:58, archived)

funny thing about this is that when I went to vote on it, the middle bar was magenta

...forcing me to click on 'Unsure'

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

It's cunning like that...

The middle and bottom lines are both Magenta for me at the moment.

EDIT: Now they're not

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:10, archived)

I have cast my vote, whatever that was for!

(macroscian (1 like), Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:57, archived)

Meow?

(AceFox may contain traces of nut..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

AAAARGHHHH

Thats fucking terrifying. I hate lamprey mouthes.

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

They speak highly of you too

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

they suck

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:00, archived)

oh go on now

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:25, archived)

D-:

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taters Bah weep grahnah weep ninibong, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:26, archived)

Meao-WOW!

Nicely done

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

*runs*

very good

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Yo 'Ho of Charlie mass-market saucetrepreneur, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:17, archived)

Letsa go!

A topical twitch on an oldie - sounds kinky

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

Hahaha

Nicely

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:53, archived)

haha!

a classic

(benito vaselini no not that one, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:07, archived)

I always think of this...

... when I see Capello.

(stealthbanana, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:46, archived)

haha

it's all in the chin!

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:21, archived)

(1.618..., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:47, archived)

haha

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:53, archived)

Hoorah!

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Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 13:12, archived)

A bit Uggly...

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

Owl fuck that for a dollar

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

^ NICE!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

hahaha, very good

I can't see how those boots can justify their price tags?

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

Ask the people who buy them for that price

It's their fault

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

Ha! That's funny.

Unfortunately there will be very few genuinely funny entries for this comp.

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Purple Martin is board sigless, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 4:08, archived)

Done tweaked it...

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VicBrown I used to be narcoleptic but i'm alrig ,, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Aww..She's beautiful..

Apologies if its too big/crap/bindun thxpls

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:24, archived)

too....

not there

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

..really? It worked in the preview.

'L' plate earned there :/

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:26, archived)

have you tried turning it off and on again?

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

try <img src="http://img855.imageshack.us/img855/674/waynemiddleton.jpg">

Edit: there ya go
now hide it again please ;)
and welcome aboard

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:29, archived)

*Gets coat*

:) there we go

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

it's there now

I'd fuck it

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MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

There it is

Well made, good job on editing the post to get it to work and all in all
Welcome!

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

but you made it even sexier

LOLN00BZ

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:31, archived)

I prefer my women less

stubbley.. (if thats a word)

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Mr.Pickle Is not big or clever.., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:34, archived)

it is a word now

but come on, nothing like a good skritch

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:55, archived)

Welcome aboard!

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Ninj, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

Nice!! And I will just pop this here =]

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:44, archived)

No, you've made it even cuter

Does noone follow the image challenge brief anymore?

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:46, archived)

pfft - brief

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:47, archived)

anymore?

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:49, archived)

I blame you!

I was just thinking of doing something that wasn't changing the eyes of an animal! Fail I know, but god I try.

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

I'm sooo disappointed in you Frogbeat, I don't think I can carry on

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:57, archived)

I will try better

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Frogbeat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:01, archived)

We can work through this together. It's ok.

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:02, archived)

erm

ugly AND cute?

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:35, archived)

That's one special dog.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:38, archived)

What have you done to the board?

It's gone all weird for me, I had to look at the source code just to reply to this

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

TOTAL HELL

free glitter text and family website at FamilyLobby.com

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:04, archived)

End of Days

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

Arnie really should have done more in that scene where he made the two crocodiles kiss

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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:10, archived)

more crocodile tits

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

You've seen The Matrix?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

nested <sub> tags, I'll wager

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Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:09, archived)

you what mate?

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:16, archived)

Huh

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emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:19, archived)

So it would seem, bleeding thaasahnds of 'em

How very droll.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:28, archived)

and here I thought cr3 had disabled all this malarkey after the Zalgo incident

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pzyko Query failed., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:25, archived)

I'm having a wild guess at this being Mu with his code witchcraft!

Bum him at the Stake :D

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:30, archived)

x ( Mu, Thu 9 Feb, 10:38, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, I like this!, Reply

you guess correctly according to my sleuthing

edit/ but not him on the 2nd one above...

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:32, archived)

To be honest all I worked out was how to make the name tiny t'other night.

I just copied mike over on /talk for this one.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:52, archived)

Mu fucking up the voting system and now Mu fucking up the board?

Oh dear Mu, things are not looking good

*dusts off black cap*

4EVA IN AR HARTS AND FARTS XXX

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:42, archived)

Has it messed it up that much?

All it's done is mess with my own post :)

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:50, archived)

Tell it to the judge, Goebbels

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Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

No, it was fine, a moment of intrigue was provided.

It'd be annoying if someone started doing it all the time though.

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:51, archived)

I'm sorry.

Forgive me.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:54, archived)

Nothing to forgive

Now hug me, I'm cold

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Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:56, archived)

No Mu don't...

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 12:06, archived)

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:20, archived)

Is it eating ham?

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Rocker_44 (-_-) shhhhh! Is asleep on, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 10:56, archived)

I thought it was a brain?

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Q4nobody, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:59, archived)

nookie bear

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:13, archived)

innit

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bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 11:15, archived)

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